Rico Has a Chance to Get Rid of Nadu For Good - Barstool Rundown - May 20th, 2024
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00:50 All right, NBA playoffs, the Minnesota--
00:52 Do you guys hear that noise?
00:53 Sounds like--
00:54 I don't hear a noise.
00:55 Sounds like Rico's queefing.
00:57 I've been told to tell Rico to stop hitting the table.
01:00 That might be it.
01:01 Oh, OK.
01:02 Down boy.
01:04 That's how I talk.
01:04 By the way, Rowan, before you joined,
01:05 Rico said that I asked him how he's doing.
01:07 He said good.
01:09 Yeah, what's the latest on that?
01:10 Or should we save that for the post-show?
01:11 Post-show, but I said, how are you doing?
01:13 Good.
01:13 He said, good.
01:14 He said, why are you asking me that?
01:16 And I was like, I don't know.
01:17 I'm just asking if you're good.
01:19 You look great, Rico.
01:20 Thanks, buddy.
01:21 You look positive, and you look like you're in the right spot.
01:25 Don't buddy him, please.
01:29 NBA playoffs, Minnesota Tim Wolves
01:31 come back from 20 points, largest comeback in a game 7
01:34 in history to beat the Denver Nuggets.
01:37 Big Cat, your take.
01:39 That was a crazy series by the Wolves.
01:41 I thought they were dead 3-2.
01:43 I thought they were dead down 20.
01:47 And then if you told me that Anthony Edwards would
01:49 shoot 6 for 24 in game 7 and the Wolves would win,
01:53 shout Naz Reed.
01:54 Like, that was a whole team effort by the Wolves.
01:57 The Nuggets just ran out of gas.
01:59 Jokic ran out of gas.
02:01 Their role players didn't step up.
02:02 But yeah, that team, the Wolves are just--
02:05 you always see in the NBA, like, teams
02:07 have to climb the hill a couple of times
02:09 and fail before they can get over the mountaintop.
02:12 And it feels like-- it felt like the Wolves were maybe a year
02:15 too early when they went back down 3-2.
02:17 But they're just tough as hell, and that was an awesome series.
02:21 Rowan, what do you think about Anthony Edwards
02:24 saying he put Jamal Murray in handcuffs?
02:26 He had 35 points.
02:27 I mean, Anthony Edwards gets to talk his shit.
02:30 That's what happens when you win your series.
02:32 You get to be a little bit of a front runner.
02:34 They were having a blast at the end of the game.
02:36 They were, like, trying self-bounce pass alley-oops
02:38 to close off.
02:39 Lack of sportsmanship, but you don't really
02:41 need to have sportsmanship when you're whipping ass like that.
02:43 But I'm curious what this says about the Jokers' legacy,
02:47 because in the playoffs, people start to overreact.
02:52 And I heard even people within the friendly confines
02:55 of barstool sports saying that right away,
02:58 he's about to win several championships,
03:00 and now he didn't make it out of the second round.
03:03 I think that we're really quick to jump to a conclusion.
03:06 People are putting him on a top 10 of all time list,
03:09 but it's like, it's hard to do it again.
03:11 And now they're going to have to try and build a roster
03:14 of Asian guys around him.
03:16 Like, is he in this elite pantheon
03:20 that we were putting him in?
03:22 Or is he a guy who, yes, won some MVPs,
03:24 yes, got his championship, but in a long list of guys
03:28 who have also done that and then fall back
03:30 into a line of getting their adequate amount of respect?
03:34 Yeah, 2 of 10 from 3.
03:36 But it's funny, the changing of the guard here.
03:38 Like, you talk about it, Dan, Minnesota being a year early.
03:41 This is impressive what they're doing.
03:43 And Oklahoma City was right there as well.
03:45 Like, you can get good really quick in the NBA,
03:48 it seems like.
03:50 I mean, Minnesota's been building this for a while.
03:53 But yeah, it is--
03:55 I mean, look, it's the first time, I think, in a long time
03:58 that there hasn't been an MVP in the final four
04:02 in the conference finals.
04:04 You-- Tatum, Halliburton, Luka, or Anthony Edwards
04:08 is going to be a first time NBA champion this year.
04:11 Not saying they're all on the same level, but yeah,
04:13 it's cool to see some new blood in there.
04:16 Since when did the coming-- since when did getting
04:18 to the final four in the NBA become, like,
04:20 banner worthy, though?
04:22 I've heard more discourse this year about this team made
04:25 the conference--
04:26 like, made the conference finals.
04:28 Is this-- is this because Embiid's never made it?
04:31 That's what everybody's comparing.
04:32 Everybody's like, Halliburton made it before Embiid.
04:35 Siakam has made it twice before Embiid.
04:38 I think it's just nice, cheap shots at Embiid.
04:40 Like, I like those.
04:41 Like, Cat has made it before Embiid.
04:43 Yeah, it's like--
04:44 Like a final four, Rowan.
04:45 Embiid is one of those guys that, like, if you could just--
04:47 like, we're cruising along the highway, and we're like,
04:50 we haven't thought about Embiid for two weeks.
04:52 And we're like, oh, shit, how can we just, like, you know,
04:55 side swipe him real quick?
04:56 And that's just what happens.
04:58 It's brutal.
04:59 Everybody's hanging banners for final fours.
05:01 I mean, people are hanging banners for--
05:03 Rico does that.
05:04 --Jalen Brunson.
05:05 Jalen Brunson's-- I mean, he was anointed
05:07 as the best postseason run for a small guard of all time.
05:10 Yeah.
05:11 It's crazy.
05:13 Dan, I saw a lot of people being, like,
05:14 the winner of this series, meaning the Nuggets, Timberwolves.
05:18 They locked them into the finals, or they were like, hey,
05:21 I think they're champion worthy, this and that.
05:23 You are saying, hey, can you forget about--
05:25 people forget about the Mavs.
05:27 It's crazy to me.
05:28 The Mavs are really good.
05:29 And the Mavs-- in NBA basketball,
05:32 if you have the best player in the series, you have a chance.
05:36 Like, that's just a fact.
05:37 And no disrespect to Anthony Edwards,
05:39 no disrespect to Jason Tatum.
05:41 Luca is the best player left in the playoffs.
05:43 You could say maybe not because he's injured right now,
05:46 but if he can find a way to play healthy,
05:49 he is the best player in the playoffs left.
05:51 How would you just immediately say that team has no chance?
05:54 That makes no sense to me.
05:55 And watching the Mavs against the Thunder,
05:57 like, I don't know if they match up perfectly with the Timberwolves,
06:02 because the Timberwolves seem like they can now
06:04 use Rudy Gobert again.
06:06 But I just--
06:08 Kyrie and Luca are fucking killers.
06:11 And if you have those two guys, you're
06:13 going to have a chance in the series.
06:14 So I don't understand why everyone's just writing them off.
06:16 Let's do an exercise.
06:17 Let's do an exercise, just us three guys.
06:19 Let's rank the best one-two punches in the playoffs, starting from four.
06:26 So the worst one-two punch of the four teams left.
06:30 OK.
06:31 Hal Burton and TJ McConnell.
06:34 Not even Siakam, but TJ McConnell.
06:35 TJ McConnell.
06:39 Anthony Edwards and Cat.
06:42 And that's not about Anthony Edwards.
06:44 It's more about Cat.
06:45 I just don't trust him.
06:46 I feel like this--
06:50 oh, man.
06:52 Here's where it gets tough.
06:53 This gets tough.
06:55 It's a good exercise, Rowan.
06:56 You did a good job here.
06:57 Fun exercise.
06:57 This is a nice exercise.
06:59 Because I think I trust Tatum and Brown more than Kyrie and Luca,
07:05 just because Kyrie.
07:06 But I think I'd go Tatum, Brown, two, and Kyrie, Luca, one.
07:11 That's how I had it, too.
07:12 That's the exact same way that I had it.
07:14 Rico, you agree?
07:15 Do you think that--
07:15 I'm actually-- yeah, I would agree with you.
07:17 I think Brown and Tatum can give you more to Dan's point.
07:20 But right now, yeah, I would probably go with a little bit more of the experience.
07:23 I'd go with Luca and Kyrie.
07:26 Are we disrespecting the Celtics at this point, though?
07:28 I feel like that was the narrative, though, from the get-go.
07:30 You saw Boston Radio being like, this is a fake title.
07:33 Like, they almost wanted Boston to give it back.
07:35 It's like, they're not even there yet.
07:36 They're in the conference semifinals.
07:38 Like, let's let it play out before we see what the fuck's going on.
07:42 And now this adds another layer.
07:43 Now it's not the Knicks, it's the Pacers.
07:45 And then on the--
07:47 I already saw something else.
07:48 I think it was Goodman who tweeted it.
07:50 He's like, look at the West.
07:51 It's 3 and 5.
07:52 Don't you hate that guy?
07:56 I know we hate him.
07:57 Wait, you don't hate him?
07:59 Barstool hates him.
08:00 I'm cordial with him enough to be like, hello.
08:03 To say hello.
08:04 I know Barstool--
08:04 I think the whole thing was if we have an enemy,
08:06 we have an enemy together.
08:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:08 You get mad at me when I'm like, you know, I like this guy,
08:11 but you hate him.
08:12 Well, you've-- yeah, but there you go.
08:14 You've had him on.
08:15 So I can be cordial enough to say hello.
08:17 I've never had him on.
08:18 You had "whoa, John."
08:20 Right.
08:21 Which, again, that was the biggest crybaby tweet of all time
08:24 when you said, oh, I bet you didn't even bring it up.
08:27 Like, first of all, of course I brought it up.
08:29 Second of all, do you think, like, having "whoa, John,"
08:32 we got to be like, all right, number one question, Rico Bosco.
08:34 I absolutely do not.
08:35 That's why, if anything, that's me, like, taking a back seat.
08:38 You guys got to--
08:39 Oh, you'll crybaby Rico with that.
08:42 So you like Goodman?
08:44 I am cordial enough to say hello, yeah.
08:46 Wow.
08:48 OK.
08:48 Providence Twitter's not going to be happy about this.
08:51 I know.
08:51 They don't like him.
08:52 Neither is Dave.
08:53 Neither am I.
08:54 I just say hello.
08:55 You could say hello.
08:56 But anyway, he's trying to say it's the three and the five
08:58 seat on the West.
09:00 So he's already, like, putting another layer of the Celtics.
09:03 I don't know what's happening with your microphone.
09:06 I'm not doing anything to the microphone.
09:07 I know.
09:08 It's just every time you talk, it's like sounds-- whatever.
09:10 All right, are we ever going to talk about the Knicks?
09:12 Or are you just doing this purposely?
09:12 Yeah, we're going to talk about the Knicks.
09:14 Shut up to the Pacers.
09:15 They shot fucking 9,000% from the field.
09:18 It's not to be believed.
09:20 It's the first time ever, I think, the same day,
09:22 two road teams win game sevens.
09:24 Wait, now you're not talking about the Knicks again.
09:28 What do you want to say?
09:29 I mean, we're a fucking walking infirmary.
09:31 Everybody's hurt.
09:32 Everybody's hurt right now.
09:33 But the Mecca, Rico.
09:35 The Mecca.
09:35 I know it was the Mecca.
09:36 I know it was the Mecca.
09:36 They shot the lights out.
09:37 I don't know what was going on.
09:38 They shot the lights out.
09:39 If you tuned into the game, you didn't even
09:40 know the Pacers were playing in the game.
09:43 Yeah, I did see that.
09:45 But what are you supposed to do?
09:46 Like, the Mecca sells.
09:47 That's what they want to do.
09:49 They're going to cover that.
09:50 I guess maybe cover the team that's
09:51 also playing in the game.
09:52 Yeah, listen, the Pacers must have clearly been watching,
09:55 because they came out pissed off.
09:57 Yeah, I mean, they shot the lights out.
09:58 They literally shot the lights out.
10:00 They shot the lights out.
10:01 No.
10:02 I don't know.
10:03 I'm seeing--
10:03 Ben Stiller looking sad, Roan.
10:05 He'd love to see that.
10:05 He's looking sad.
10:06 No.
10:07 No, I wouldn't take a victory lap on Ben Stiller.
10:09 I'm happy for Ben Stiller.
10:11 He and I get along great these days.
10:13 And he's a better man than I, because after I lose a game,
10:18 I lash out like a child.
10:19 And after he loses a game, he says, wow, great season.
10:21 Shakes everybody's hand and gives everybody
10:23 pats on the butt.
10:24 But you have to wonder if Tibbs--
10:28 can we blame Tibbs maybe a little bit?
10:30 Because we get to a point in the season where you have
10:32 to find a reason for the loss.
10:35 Obviously, they had a great year.
10:36 But he's running guys into the ground.
10:39 Doesn't trust his bench at all, where it's like,
10:41 if you play Alex Burk a little bit more during the season,
10:45 then maybe we don't have all these fatigue injuries.
10:48 Like, if you go deeper on your rotation
10:50 and play Shake Milton a little bit,
10:52 then you're not losing your five highest paid players
10:56 the last game of the season when it counts the most.
11:00 Trust your bench and be a little bit less Tibbs,
11:03 and then maybe you can go a little bit further
11:05 in the playoffs.
11:07 Yeah, with that said, though, we were barely winning games
11:10 against you with just those guys.
11:11 You know what I mean?
11:12 With a short rotation--
11:14 I don't know.
11:15 I don't know.
11:18 Yeah, I guess I see your point.
11:20 But it fucking hurts losing like that at home.
11:24 And you never even had a shot.
11:26 Right from the get-go, the game was over,
11:27 and you got to sit there and watch it.
11:29 Phil said it was very much like the Mets
11:31 game against the Padres.
11:32 We got smacked early, and you got to sit there and just watch
11:35 it and take it, and you're out of it the whole time.
11:37 It was like Giants, Eagles, a lot of these way
11:40 the season has ended in the past couple of years.
11:41 So, a tough one.
11:43 I wanted to see Meek Phil against Dave
11:45 so bad to see if he kept the same screaming
11:48 energy that he had in everybody's face for Dave.
11:51 That's a robbery for us.
11:52 What do you think about Hal Burton wearing the Reggie
11:54 Miller shirt only after the game?
11:57 Well, I mean, what do you mean?
11:59 You guys--
11:59 I mean, if you're going to wear it before, show up,
12:02 call your shot.
12:04 I don't know.
12:06 I don't really have a problem with wearing it after the game.
12:09 You think he has to wear it before?
12:12 Yeah, it seemed like he had a winning
12:14 outfit and a losing outfit.
12:16 Well, yeah, I'm a big proponent of that.
12:17 I've always said that.
12:18 I always thought when Cam Newton would
12:19 get in front of the media with his feather in his hat
12:22 and looking crazy, I'd be like, dude, you just lost the game.
12:25 Just have a pair of sweatpants you can wear when you lose.
12:29 I think that Hal Burton was a little bit of a front runner
12:31 in this series because there was the other clip where he hit
12:34 the shot over Deuce McBride, does it too small,
12:37 and then scratches his face when McBride turns around.
12:40 I think that--
12:40 I mean, but you get to talk shit when you win.
12:42 He did the same thing against the Bucs,
12:44 where it's like he had a lot to say after wins, not as much
12:47 to say after losses.
12:48 That's the nature of the game.
12:49 You get to talk shit when you win.
12:51 Yeah.
12:51 Neymar doesn't hit that three early on.
12:53 We're up 3-0.
12:54 It's a totally different narrative.
12:55 So just--
12:56 Yeah, I mean, if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
12:58 Exactly.
12:58 Ifs, ands, and buts.
12:59 Ifs, ands, and buts.
13:00 Ifs, ands, and buts.
13:01 The Knicks fans chanting Nixon 8 outside the garden
13:03 was pathetic last night too.
13:05 Oh, I didn't see that.
13:07 It doesn't even make sense mathematically, Dan.
13:10 If it was 8, you'd die.
13:12 That's a good point, Rico.
13:14 I mean, I like the Knicks fans.
13:15 They're very passionate.
13:17 But they also need to eat some crow right now
13:19 because they also talk a lot of shit.
13:21 And when you talk a lot of shit, you
13:23 got to expect it coming back to you.
13:24 But I do think it's fun when the Knicks are in the mix.
13:28 And it was a fun couple--
13:29 you know, a month where they were going deeper
13:31 in the playoffs than they've been in a long time.
13:33 So yeah, hopefully they have a bright future.
13:36 People are saying it's an unsuccessful season.
13:38 I think there's a lot to build on.
13:39 No, that's loser talk.
13:41 Jalen Brunson, you're saying people?
13:43 Jalen Brunson said it's not a success.
13:46 OK.
13:47 I think there's a lot to build on.
13:48 That's your guy.
13:49 There are positives to take away from this.
13:51 I think both can be true.
13:53 Sure, but like, after you lose game seven at home in the Mecca
13:58 in front of Ben Stiller--
13:59 Yeah, we should have been in the sevens.
14:01 We should have been in the sevens.
14:02 Jon Stewart was there.
14:03 You can't lose in front of Jon--
14:04 Jon Stewart was there.
14:05 Bobby Baja was there.
14:06 Can I say one thing?
14:07 And I do like--
14:09 the Mecca did look incredible.
14:10 I was lucky enough to go to a playoff game last year.
14:12 And it is an awesome place to go see a playoff basketball game.
14:16 Is there a small part of you, Rico, as a Knicks fan?
14:18 Like, when they trot out the alum, and it's like,
14:20 all these guys are-- like, they're losers.
14:24 Yeah.
14:25 Like, I'm not saying, like--
14:27 obviously, they're winners in life.
14:29 But like, the front row is like, Amari Stoudemire,
14:32 Steph Marbury, like, John Starks, Latrell Sprewell.
14:35 It's like, what are we celebrating?
14:38 Yeah, Marbury wasn't even that great of a Knick for us.
14:40 He had his issues.
14:42 So--
14:43 Like, did Mellow-- what, Mellow never went to a conference
14:46 final with the Knicks?
14:47 No.
14:47 That's kind of crazy.
14:48 It is.
14:49 I mean, it's just-- we're bad.
14:50 We've been bad.
14:52 The guys in the '90s have a little bit of that Trump card.
14:54 Be like, why'd you never win?
14:55 It's like, well, Jordan, they do have a little bit of that.
14:58 But everybody else--
14:59 Oh, Jordan retired for two years.
15:00 Agreed.
15:01 Agreed.
15:02 Fucking Sam Cassell.
15:04 So '90s--
15:05 What about-- what about--
15:07 what about Draymond Green saying that the Knicks were frauds,
15:09 and all the Knicks fans, like, kind of jumping down his throat?
15:12 Like, is there any truth to that,
15:14 that there was like a flukiness to the Knicks run this year?
15:17 I don't know about flukiness.
15:18 I mean, they--
15:19 No, I don't think they're frauds.
15:20 I think they're exactly what Tom Thibodeau does.
15:22 He gets a bunch of guys that are not--
15:25 you know, Jalen Brunson's a star,
15:26 but like a bunch of guys overachieving and playing
15:29 harder than everyone else, and gets the most out of it.
15:32 He got the absolute most out of this Knicks team.
15:35 Yes.
15:36 So-- and they also had bad injuries.
15:38 I-- listen.
15:39 Yeah.
15:40 I don't like doing the injury excuse,
15:42 but you also have to admit, like, the Knicks were not--
15:44 they were a shell of themselves at the end of this series.
15:46 Right.
15:47 I mean, they played the whole thing, too,
15:48 without even Randle, so--
15:49 and then Bogdanovich goes down super early.
15:52 Just every piece and every piece and every piece went out.
15:55 PGA Championship, Rowan, I know--
15:57 I know Big Cat was watching.
15:58 Are you a major guy?
15:59 You watching the majors?
16:00 Xander Shoffley wins, making a birdie on 18.
16:03 Bryson is a winner in this.
16:05 I know he lost, but he's a winner.
16:06 He does the thing with the ball with the kids.
16:08 Seems like people are coming back on Bryson's side as well.
16:11 I watched a little bit of it.
16:12 I watched Friday-- or--
16:14 yeah, I watched Friday and then Sunday a little bit.
16:17 Friday's situation was the craziest thing
16:20 that's ever happened in golf.
16:22 I mean, as far as just the extracurricular shit
16:24 since Tiger Woods.
16:26 Since Tiger Woods, yes.
16:27 Since Tiger Woods.
16:28 We had this discussion on PMT because I was like,
16:30 I think people forget how squeaky clean Tiger Woods was
16:34 when all that shit went down.
16:36 Because he's been non-squeaky clean for so long
16:38 that we're like, it clouds our memory.
16:41 The Tiger Woods thing was one of the most shocking sports
16:43 stories ever.
16:45 But yeah, this was crazy.
16:46 I mean, Scottie, I thought-- did you guys--
16:48 when I woke up and I was looking at my phone for like 30 seconds,
16:51 I thought Scottie Scheffler had killed someone.
16:53 I thought it was fake too, though.
16:55 There was that element of it.
16:57 You never know--
16:57 I didn't know what the hell was going on.
16:59 I thought it was fake.
17:02 When you first see it, like, Scottie Scheffler arrested.
17:04 I only-- I didn't see the video.
17:06 I first saw words.
17:07 I'm like, all right, who's this?
17:08 Let's look into-- is this a legitimate account?
17:10 Like, do your due diligence enough.
17:12 Point you.
17:13 Here's the other point is Scottie Scheffler
17:15 wouldn't hurt a fly.
17:16 Like, of anybody else, I don't know--
17:18 I don't know about that cop's pants.
17:20 Yeah.
17:21 He probably disagrees.
17:22 He's a nice guy, though.
17:23 He's a nice guy.
17:24 So yeah, there was no-- when you read it right away,
17:27 you were-- you knew right away it was--
17:29 No, I just said what I just say.
17:31 Yeah.
17:32 When I read it, I said I thought Scottie Scheffler killed the guy.
17:34 Oh, that too.
17:36 I thought it was fake.
17:36 I got confused as well.
17:38 Yeah, it's crazy.
17:38 Mass confusion.
17:39 Crazy.
17:40 It was a nutty situation.
17:41 Absolutely nutty situation.
17:42 He's saying all the charges are going to be dropped.
17:44 I don't know if he's going to have
17:45 to pay the $80 for the pants.
17:47 Maybe they'll just fine him for that, but we'll see.
17:49 And then he comes back for the tee time and shoots like nails.
17:52 Shoots a 66.
17:53 So and his finish--
17:54 I think he finished in the top-- definitely finished in the top 15.
17:57 He might have finished in the top 10.
17:58 I don't know where exactly he finished,
18:00 but he was unbelievable as well.
18:02 So like, the guy is nails.
18:06 Is this like a fake golf course, though?
18:07 Like, didn't everyone shoot like the cumulative best
18:11 round ever at Valhalla?
18:14 Like, everybody was just--
18:15 I mean, what is the standard shoot?
18:18 Majors can be easier than--
18:21 I mean, guys go get it at majors.
18:23 It's not always--
18:24 He's about to say something.
18:24 He doesn't know what he's talking about.
18:26 Keep going.
18:27 Guys can score at majors.
18:29 And if you watch--
18:31 What Roan is referring to is the cumulative score at Valhalla
18:35 was like minus 240, and the closest PGA championship ever
18:40 was in the '90s at Riviera at plus 40.
18:43 So what Roan was saying was absolutely correct.
18:45 This was an easy golf course for these guys.
18:48 Like, they-- 72nd place was under par.
18:53 I didn't know that.
18:54 It was an exception-- it was an outlier in terms of easiness.
18:58 OK.
18:59 But you know how, Dan, you've seen guys win at 16,
19:03 17 over the course of a weekend in a major.
19:06 But there were-- there were like the entire top 10
19:09 was like minus 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
19:13 That changes it.
19:13 I'm just trying to help you, Rico.
19:15 It was a great-- it was a great Sunday, though.
19:17 Xander deserves it.
19:18 He's been close.
19:19 He was the only world-- he was the only golfer in the world
19:22 top five who had not won a major.
19:24 He had finished second or third in pretty much
19:26 every single major.
19:28 Bunch of top 10, so good for him.
19:30 Like, he-- he was the guy who everyone was talking about.
19:33 Like, he deserves one.
19:34 He needs-- he's good enough to win one.
19:36 And when is he going to do it?
19:37 And he did it.
19:38 I thought Colin was bringing home his third.
19:39 He goes in with a lead, and he just
19:41 went parsed the whole way on Sunday,
19:43 and everybody went and got it.
19:44 So it was a tough one, but good for Xander.
19:48 Yeah, I agree.
19:49 We got to-- we got to talk about Colin.
19:51 What?
19:53 Do you still bet him every single one?
19:55 Colin's my guy.
19:56 You bet him every single one, right?
19:57 I bet him every major. Yeah, he's my guy.
19:59 I respect that.
19:59 I respect that.
20:00 And he's--
20:01 Is he personal?
20:02 You have a personal--
20:03 My brother's a really good golfer.
20:05 Shout out to my brother.
20:05 He's playing in a tournament right now.
20:07 And he's really good.
20:08 And he's like, listen-- he told me about him five years ago.
20:10 He's like, listen, all this guy does is hit fairways,
20:12 and he's just nails.
20:13 He's like, you got to start watching him.
20:15 I'm like, all right, I'm in.
20:16 And we got in.
20:17 And he's had two majors for us come through,
20:19 and he's been close in a bunch of others.
20:21 So-- and he's a nice guy.
20:22 I root for him.
20:23 So--
20:24 Great story.
20:25 Yeah, it's actually probably the nicest guy you root for.
20:27 Yeah, I root for some nice guys.
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21:30 I can just say real quick, I'm having a great time
21:33 talking ball with the boys.
21:34 Yeah.
21:35 Nothing like it.
21:36 I'm having a great time.
21:37 I'm having a great time.
21:38 Watch the sports.
21:39 Yeah.
21:39 Put the sports back in.
21:40 Hopefully we don't get to any non-sports topics.
21:43 Right.
21:43 More sports.
21:44 Hockey.
21:46 This a little bit old, but the Rangers now
21:48 against the Panthers and East-- oh, the Rangers.
21:50 Clint, Panthers, Clint, they're both facing off
21:52 in the Eastern Conference Finals.
21:53 You got a game 7 in Vancouver tonight.
21:55 Do the Edmonton Oilers get it done grown?
21:58 Of course.
21:58 Of course they do.
21:59 If I know anything about the Edmonton Oilers,
22:01 they freaking love to get it done.
22:04 Those guys are tough as shit up there in Edmonton.
22:07 And man, the way they skate, it's like a revelation
22:10 every time I watch them.
22:12 Big cat.
22:13 I'm going to have to agree with Rone.
22:14 Everything he said is true.
22:18 OK.
22:20 They're famous for choking, correct?
22:23 Well, I mean, they won a lot of Stanley Cups
22:25 with Wayne Gretzky.
22:26 Yeah.
22:27 And Mark Messier.
22:28 What's the picture of the people making out?
22:30 Where is that?
22:32 The people making out in front of the Flames or whatever?
22:34 That's Calgary.
22:35 Oh, Calgary.
22:36 OK, OK.
22:37 Of course, I knew that as a hockey guy.
22:40 I'm more locked in on the--
22:41 Lil Sass is my into hockey.
22:43 And he's been telling me that the Florida Panthers have
22:46 no chance, that they absolutely suck and they have no chance.
22:50 And I'm forced to believe him because he's so fucking tapped
22:53 in with hockey.
22:53 So I don't know if you guys believe that the Panthers have
22:56 zero chance that they absolutely suck and they're a fluke team.
23:00 But that's what Lil Sass is saying.
23:01 No, I think the Panthers will win that series.
23:03 They're really good.
23:04 I'm holding Rangers and Stars to win the Cup.
23:07 So I'm rooting against--
23:09 What would it pay out if they both won the Cup?
23:13 It's something like you never heard of before, Dan.
23:15 It's this call.
23:16 It's an exacto.
23:17 It's crazy.
23:20 No, I'm hoping they both get to the-- well, actually, Dan,
23:22 help me out with this.
23:23 OK.
23:24 I don't want to touch the money.
23:26 If they both got to the final--
23:27 Yeah.
23:28 It was like a pick 'em type series.
23:30 Yeah.
23:31 Should you just bet small the dog in every one of the games?
23:34 Wait, why?
23:35 You said you have Rangers and Stars.
23:39 Yeah.
23:40 So you have Rangers at what price?
23:42 850.
23:45 And you have Stars at what price?
23:46 9.
23:47 So what the fuck are you talking about?
23:48 You just sit back and enjoy some puck.
23:50 But you can-- right, you're guaranteed
23:52 to win one of the two.
23:54 But in the middle, you can also keep getting paid out
23:57 on the dogs if dogs win the games.
23:59 And what happens if you don't?
24:01 Well, you wouldn't give away the whole bankroll of the payout.
24:04 I don't know.
24:06 I would probably just sit out and just watch
24:08 and maybe bet the over.
24:10 All right.
24:11 I'm just saying, if you have the finals, you're both teams.
24:15 It ain't 9 to 1.
24:17 I wouldn't fuck with that.
24:19 OK.
24:20 All right.
24:21 NASCAR fight.
24:22 Sunday ended with a brawl.
24:23 Ricky Stenhouse and Kyle Busch.
24:25 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Kyle Busch got into a crash
24:27 on the second lap of a 200 lap race.
24:29 Kyle Busch didn't like the way Ricky Stenhouse scraped
24:32 the wall, so he retaliated by crashing
24:34 Stenhouse from behind.
24:35 What do you guys got on this one, Rome?
24:37 Are you reading like an AP news blurb?
24:39 No, I'm reading the different bullet points
24:41 that they have for what we have.
24:44 I think--
24:45 I think you just got AI Rico there for a second.
24:48 But he made Ricky Stenhouse Jewish.
24:49 He called him Stenhouse.
24:51 We just typed in--
24:52 we just typed into AI, be like, was
24:55 there a NASCAR fight on Sunday?
24:59 Are you sure his name--
25:00 chat GPT, are you sure his name is Stenhouse?
25:03 But I think that NASCAR is, outside of hockey and sometimes
25:09 baseball, the only sport where they really let the boys fight.
25:12 You actually get multiple brawls a year.
25:15 And this is between big money makers
25:18 that you're getting just a direct punch in the face,
25:20 shove, tripping over tires.
25:22 This is a good old fashioned fight.
25:24 And even in baseball, it's like they're breaking it up.
25:27 You'll see some just like beautiful connections.
25:29 But in NASCAR, you see fights.
25:32 Dude, they're hitting each other, hitting the wall,
25:36 hitting everything.
25:37 It's kind of refreshing, honestly.
25:38 Yeah, it was awesome.
25:39 And then the fact that Ricky Stenhouse
25:41 wrecked in like the second lap and then just
25:44 stayed there for 198 laps.
25:46 Like you could tell he was freshly showered, changed.
25:49 It was like, I'm just waiting this out.
25:51 He probably stretched.
25:52 Yeah.
25:53 They were calling him Ricky Stenhouse.
25:56 I like that.
25:57 Pretty good.
25:57 Stenhouse.
25:58 I feel like Kyle Busch, everyone hates him because he's always
26:01 in these fights.
26:02 Yeah, but doesn't that mean he's consistent?
26:07 He's the most hated guy.
26:08 At least he's living up to his rep.
26:10 You know what I mean?
26:11 He's just a fight guy.
26:12 Sure.
26:12 If you go to a NASCAR race, it's like as much as people
26:15 are rooting for their guys, there's just fuck Kyle Busch.
26:19 Like people are just like, as like a chant,
26:21 they'll just like go past each other.
26:23 Like it's like a roll tide type of situation
26:25 where they're like, fuck Kyle Busch, fuck Kyle Busch,
26:26 back to each other.
26:27 People legitimately hate him.
26:29 Right, which is what I was saying.
26:30 I don't know what Rico was just trying to add a new point,
26:34 just to be like, I made a different point.
26:36 But you made the same point.
26:38 Yeah, all right.
26:39 We all agree.
26:41 Kyle Busch just gets in fights.
26:43 Right, I'm just saying he's consistent.
26:47 Respect it.
26:49 The Preakness, how does--
26:51 sees the gray wins.
26:52 How does Dave not bet the gray, Dan?
26:55 I don't know.
26:55 I feel bad for him.
26:56 It was the same thing I went through.
26:57 I feel-- sounds like you don't.
27:01 Are you coming to the Belmont?
27:04 I have not heard about it.
27:06 And I'm not asking, so.
27:07 OK.
27:08 It sucks for Dave.
27:11 I went through the same thing when I didn't bet Mystic Dan
27:14 in the Kentucky Derby.
27:15 He texted the group chat and was like, he's like, I'm paralyzed.
27:20 I haven't moved for an hour after.
27:22 So I think he was--
27:23 and then he said something like, I mangled this day worse
27:28 than I've ever mangled any day.
27:29 And that's saying something, which is saying something.
27:31 So I don't think it was a great Saturday for Dave.
27:33 Tough.
27:34 Yusik Tyson Fury.
27:35 Yusik defeats Tyson Fury in 12 rounds,
27:38 become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.
27:40 First time in 25 years we've had a undisputed heavyweight
27:44 champion.
27:46 Yusik knocked down Fury in the ninth round without--
27:48 AI Rico's back.
27:49 I like this.
27:50 Yusik knocked down Tyson Fury in the ninth round
27:52 without Fury falling down.
27:54 I'll be honest.
27:55 I didn't watch the fight.
27:56 Help me out with that.
27:57 How did he knock him down without Fury falling down?
28:00 Well, he gave him a standing eight count.
28:01 He was out on his feet.
28:03 Got it.
28:03 Yusik beat the fuck out of him in round nine,
28:06 and Tyson Fury was just stumbling around.
28:10 Kind of got saved by the ref, got saved by the bell.
28:13 But yeah, it was a great fight.
28:15 Tyson Fury has great fights.
28:17 Because he doesn't care about getting hit, and he throws.
28:21 Yusik deserved to win that fight,
28:24 so I'm happy that he did win it.
28:26 But yeah, it was a great fight.
28:28 Do you feel like these are not promoted enough?
28:30 Like, I didn't even know this was-- and again, I'm a very,
28:32 very, very casual boxing fan.
28:34 But like, why didn't we--
28:37 like, I just didn't know about it.
28:39 That sounds like something you got to check out
28:41 on your internal protocols.
28:43 All right.
28:44 Two things about this one.
28:45 Two things about this one.
28:46 One, I don't know how you can ever
28:49 standing eight Tyson Fury after his comeback in the Deontay
28:54 Wilder fight, where he was literally
28:56 unconscious on the mat and came up like the Undertaker.
28:59 Literally came up like a zombie.
29:01 Like, he was out not on his feet.
29:03 He was out on his back and came up within the 10 seconds.
29:06 So I don't love that.
29:08 But I do love Tyson Fury after the fight being like,
29:12 he only won this fight because his country's at war.
29:14 Like, his country is going through turmoil right now.
29:17 So they needed a dub.
29:18 So they just gave him the fight.
29:19 Yeah.
29:20 All Tyres are in stone.
29:21 Yeah, there will be a rematch.
29:22 It says here, too.
29:23 There's a rematch close.
29:24 So there will be a rematch.
29:26 After show, Kirk Minahan's basketball team is lights out.
29:30 That's leading the after show?
29:32 I mean, listen, I love Kirk's--
29:33 There's two topics.
29:34 There's two topics on there.
29:35 OK, I can't get enough of Kirk's basketball team.
29:37 It's--
29:39 Most watched content.
29:40 I honestly, like, I said it on Saturday.
29:42 If you gave me a million highlights
29:44 of Coleman playing basketball, I'd ask for a million more.
29:47 The fact that his only good play in practice
29:49 was swatting his own teammate because they didn't--
29:52 it was the first possession.
29:53 He didn't know who was on his team.
29:55 It's just the best.
29:56 I can't get enough of it.
29:57 Kirk has his whack pack.
29:59 And it's just great watching them.
30:00 Like, I am-- like, watching those clips on Saturday
30:04 was-- it was like, I texted him.
30:06 I was like, it feels like I get--
30:09 I'm getting an inside look at, like, the '92 team,
30:12 dream team scrimmage, the famous scrimmage.
30:14 Like, this is just--
30:16 it's all access.
30:17 It's incredible.
30:18 Yeah.
30:19 I think we need to do, like-- there has
30:20 to be some kind of tournament.
30:22 Like, there has to be-- take it to Chicago,
30:24 get the New York team, get Kirk's team, get a Chicago
30:27 team, and then get, like, a Drifters team.
30:29 Have a-- have, like, a four-game tournament or something
30:32 like that, or best of three games or something like that.
30:35 Like, there's so much good basketball,
30:37 so much hilarious content coming from all the basketball.
30:40 But we leave out the pros.
30:42 We don't need any pros.
30:43 We can, you know, Titus, Pepev, like--
30:47 that's fine.
30:47 We just need--
30:48 Oh, those pro--
30:49 OK.
30:50 Titus is pro.
30:51 We're giving Titus pro status.
30:53 But I think that, like--
30:54 I think-- my point is I want it to be as bad a basketball
30:58 as possible and just get everybody out there on the court.
31:01 I got a team for you.
31:01 I got a team for you.
31:03 Because this-- and Kirk is really good.
31:06 Kirk was fucking hitting everything.
31:08 But he's just running around with a bunch--
31:10 I mean, Gus--
31:11 Gus, he-- it's like a magnet's on the floor.
31:14 He just can't get off of the floor.
31:16 No matter what happens, he's just on the floor.
31:18 We're playing tonight in the semis, Rowan.
31:21 Oh, OK.
31:21 Big game.
31:22 The semis and then the final would be the same night.
31:25 So you get-- it's a crazy league.
31:26 But--
31:27 Whoa.
31:28 --Clemmenter has already announced he's leaving.
31:30 He's done.
31:30 That's it.
31:31 He's hanging him up.
31:32 So we'll see.
31:33 It's a team--
31:35 it's a team we beat by one point earlier in the year.
31:37 Is the team going to rally around this,
31:38 like win one for the Gipper?
31:40 We'll see.
31:40 Yeah, I don't know.
31:41 He doesn't have much of an adjustment.
31:42 We'll see.
31:43 So--
31:43 Retirement tour?
31:44 Yeah.
31:45 Let's try, yeah.
31:46 And then, obviously, Thursday's blow up involving me.
31:49 And he all shall not be named.
31:51 I guess you guys--
31:52 Jeff Nadu.
31:52 I just think you've seen this.
31:54 Like you just said, it's a good ride.
31:56 It's going to be done in four months.
31:58 It's a hurdle across the bear for you.
31:59 Who cares?
31:59 I've just-- we've seen it done.
32:00 He's fucking threatened by me.
32:02 That's all it is.
32:03 Right.
32:03 That's all it is.
32:04 Yes.
32:05 That is.
32:05 Yes.
32:06 That's all it is.
32:06 Dave, let's stay out of the way.
32:08 Let's stay out of the way for a few minutes.
32:09 Go ahead, guys.
32:10 That's all it is.
32:10 With a black--
32:11 With a black ex?
32:11 You know I'm not doing it.
32:12 With a black ex, Quentin, in '07 when you couldn't
32:14 walk to graduation?
32:15 It's always been that way.
32:16 With the girls in this office that you--
32:18 I've ended on threatened, you fucking criminal.
32:21 Bring him back, Dave.
32:22 Bring him back.
32:23 You want that?
32:23 How am I a criminal?
32:24 Just play it, motherfucker.
32:25 You never have any facts.
32:26 It's all just fucking conjecture with you.
32:28 It's always fucking this and that.
32:30 It's always fucking playing in your fucking head.
32:32 Look at this guy.
32:32 He's a violent-- talk about a criminal.
32:34 Look at this guy.
32:35 Ruth, Ruth, motherfucker.
32:36 Ruth, Ruth.
32:37 Hurt my hand.
32:46 What do you have?
32:47 Well, I got a question.
32:48 I'm a writer, a famous writer.
32:52 Is there any point of view that realizes that you and Jeff
32:55 are like the same person?
32:56 I would disagree with that, but--
32:58 How so?
33:00 How would you disagree?
33:02 You guys are the same guy.
33:03 That's, I think-- you hate yourself.
33:05 It's like two dogs looking in the mirror.
33:08 Like, you keep bringing up Jeff commenting on Liz Gonzalez
33:12 blogs as an anonymous commenter, being like, Liz is hot,
33:15 being like, that's the worst crime ever.
33:17 When you literally tweeted it, it cons his wife.
33:21 How is that not the same?
33:22 Or yours worse?
33:24 And then you're like, well, he flip-flops, he leaves,
33:26 and then he comes back.
33:27 You did that.
33:29 I only did it once.
33:30 Right, I understand, but you guys are the same guy.
33:33 All right, yeah, I guess I hate myself, Dan.
33:35 No, I'm just saying, like, you keep, like,
33:38 getting him on these things.
33:39 And it's like, but there's the same thing.
33:42 Yeah, I guess I hate myself.
33:43 Both Italian.
33:45 Podcaster, psychologicalist, psychologist.
33:48 Not at all, Dan.
33:49 You got it all.
33:50 I'm just asking.
33:51 You know, so don't do that.
33:52 Don't get--
33:53 I'm not, I'm just saying, you got it.
33:54 All right, let me ask you a question.
33:55 You got it.
33:56 Commenting on a blog saying Liz is hot versus tweeting
34:06 it at Khans' wife, which one, are those the same or no?
34:10 You think that the Liz thing is worse?
34:15 He did it before I did it, but--
34:18 That has nothing to do with this?
34:20 Yeah, they're both not good.
34:22 OK, leaving Barstool and then also leaving Barstool
34:28 and then, like, begging to come back 48 hours,
34:31 are those not the same thing?
34:33 Yeah.
34:34 Here's what I got on it.
34:38 Here's what I got on it.
34:39 I think that if you break it down second by second
34:43 of the actual clip where you're on the unnamed show
34:47 and then Jeff Nadeau comes onto the screen,
34:50 it seems like for the first couple of seconds, Rico,
34:52 you're contained.
34:53 It seems like you're going through
34:55 these psychological processes that you've been working
34:58 on this entire time, being like, I'm going to keep it calm.
35:01 I'm going to keep it calm.
35:03 But then you start to bring up his transgressions,
35:06 and it just builds in you.
35:08 And I was wondering if you were pissed that you're
35:12 seeing him on the screen, that there's
35:14 this kind of animalistic confrontation that comes out,
35:18 if you're pissed that you weren't getting the points out
35:20 in the order that you wanted to get them out in,
35:23 or you're pissed at the situation, Dave,
35:27 kind of bringing him back, dangling him over your head,
35:31 and then the person that you become when Frankenstein's
35:36 monster comes out.
35:37 Which, by the way, that last one's fair.
35:39 I think it's a combo of all of it.
35:40 I buried the hatchet with a million different things.
35:42 I'm taking-- shout out HIPAA.
35:45 I'm definitely trying to help myself actively.
35:48 It's like, that's just one thing.
35:51 Everybody's got the one thing.
35:53 The addict, he can walk past--
35:55 He is your one thing.
35:56 He can walk past a bar.
35:57 He can walk-- if people are doing coke at a party,
36:00 but somebody brings out maybe their favorite drug,
36:04 they're fucked.
36:05 That's what it is.
36:05 That's the one drug.
36:07 Keep that drug away from me, and I'll behave.
36:09 And that's what they asked for.
36:11 They asked for me to behave.
36:12 So which one is it now?
36:14 Now we're like, babe, babe, babe.
36:15 You're right on that.
36:16 And here's a crack rock.
36:17 Here's a crack rock.
36:18 And I'm fucking like this, just ready to go.
36:20 Like, I'm ready.
36:22 So that's what they want me to do.
36:23 That's not how you take crack.
36:25 Can you-- can I ask you a question, though?
36:28 Jeff, whether he's reformed or not, I don't know.
36:31 But can you-- you have gotten a lot of grace to reform,
36:36 would you not say?
36:38 Yeah.
36:39 I think a lot of people probably wouldn't have a job at Barstool
36:42 if you listed all the things.
36:44 Does he not deserve a similar grace?
36:47 Dave said he was dead to him.
36:49 I understand that, Rico.
36:50 But he-- does he-- if he's reformed, like his dad died--
36:54 It's-- I mean, listen.
36:55 He's got a tough year.
36:56 Yeah, he's going to come back.
36:57 It is what it is.
36:58 No, no, no, he might not come back.
36:59 I actually have--
37:00 I have something that, Rone, I would like you to hear about,
37:03 too.
37:05 The guy sitting on the couch right here.
37:07 Jerry's been here the whole time.
37:09 Rico has-- or Jerry has an idea that I
37:11 want to just float out there.
37:13 We didn't even know we were doing the crack talk,
37:14 either, Jerry.
37:15 Yeah, it's got me going a little bit.
37:17 This is Jerry's idea that I love.
37:19 Yeah, so we want to do pretty much a Jerry
37:22 After Dark yak collab, where it's
37:24 Rico versus Nadu in all these different type of things,
37:28 some athletic, some non-athletic.
37:30 Like Clemmer versus Minson Proday.
37:32 And I would say this is Rico's chance to X out Nadu
37:37 completely from Barstool, which would be, hey,
37:39 if Rico wins this, Jeff can't get a job at Barstool.
37:43 But if Jeff wins, he might get a job.
37:46 No, he would definitely get-- it would be a contract match.
37:50 The contract would either be Jeff Nadu will never
37:52 get a job at Barstool Sports, or the contract
37:54 would be Jeff Nadu is rehired at Barstool Sports.
37:57 What type of competitions are we talking about?
38:02 Everything.
38:03 Everything.
38:03 So we got basketball trivia on there.
38:06 We got--
38:08 Capture the flag.
38:09 Capture the flag.
38:09 Fastest to run one mile.
38:11 Jeff is a big--
38:12 Bobbing for Apple.
38:13 Jeff is a big treadmill guy.
38:14 Rico, I think, is a lot faster than Jeff,
38:16 so could beat him in that.
38:18 Different types of things.
38:18 We got one-on-one basketball to like seven.
38:21 Mafia trivia.
38:22 Mafia trivia.
38:23 Rico was loosely in.
38:27 He was loosely in a couple of days ago.
38:29 I know Jeff is all in.
38:30 I know Rico is loosely in.
38:32 Why loosely?
38:35 Do whatever you're going to do.
38:36 What?
38:37 Ultimately, like, nothing matters.
38:39 Like, it's Dave's-- just whatever
38:41 is needed to be done is done.
38:44 Do whatever you're going to do.
38:46 Rome, what do you think?
38:47 I think that it's genius, because all
38:50 of these competitions, people are playing for, what,
38:52 like, a little bit of pride just because they want
38:55 to put on for the viewer.
38:58 There is something at stake here.
39:00 Exactly.
39:01 Jeff playing for a job, playing for six figures in salary.
39:06 Rico playing to keep his nemesis out of his life
39:09 and to play for his mental sanity.
39:12 And then it gives-- it scratches the itch of getting everybody
39:16 this content where it goes back and forth,
39:18 and everybody gets to see that.
39:20 But ultimately, it's in the hands of the two
39:22 people who are competing.
39:24 Dave, I think, would have to be there.
39:26 I think that you have to have everybody who's involved kind
39:28 of sitting on a tribunal, whether they
39:31 have to judge certain things.
39:33 You know, you want this to be as fair as possible
39:36 for both parties involved.
39:38 So there should be categories that
39:40 are tailored for everybody's skill sets,
39:43 but at the same time are fair enough where it's just
39:46 whoever wants it the most.
39:48 It'd be electric.
39:50 I think it'd be one of the most viewed things
39:51 we've done this year.
39:52 I'd agree.
39:54 So Rico, you in?
39:56 Whatever needs to be done is done.
39:58 Ah, he's not in.
40:00 He's not in.
40:01 Hey, we're in.
40:01 You don't want to do this, I know.
40:06 We won't do it.
40:08 I just said, whatever needs to be done is done.
40:09 Just know that the whole time, you're putting
40:12 a crack addict in the ring.
40:14 Well, I'll be in the ring.
40:16 Two crack addicts.
40:17 I'll be in the ring.
40:18 Two crack addicts.
40:21 Two crack addicts.
40:23 Two crack addicts.
40:25 So you really-- did you did bury the hatchet
40:27 within the dew for a while?
40:30 Yeah, but you can only bury those things like--
40:32 What did he do since you buried it that made you--
40:35 He's dead to Dave.
40:36 He was dead to Dave.
40:38 And again, it's the same thing of like he's not here,
40:40 commenting on every fucking thing, pathetic,
40:43 like sees every video.
40:45 Let me back in.
40:46 Let me back in.
40:46 Let me back in.
40:47 Let me back in.
40:48 Every fucking time.
40:49 You see--
40:50 You've seen it 40 fucking times.
40:52 You see every video.
40:53 You've seen it 40 fucking times.
40:55 You watch every single video.
40:56 I actually don't.
40:58 Actually, shout out to Hip Hop.
40:59 I actually listen to a lot other things
41:03 than what our content's being put out, and it helps.
41:06 It's fucking helps.
41:07 Because that's different, because you definitely,
41:08 for the longest time, you--
41:10 like Rico, your day would be like right up log.
41:13 All day long.
41:14 I had no hobbies.
41:15 And then the other 14 hours was listen
41:17 to every piece of content.
41:18 They'd go three days.
41:19 I didn't shower.
41:19 Yeah, it would be three days.
41:20 I didn't-- I'd forget to shower.
41:22 I'd be like, yo, a little yak sauce.
41:23 I was fucked up.
41:24 They might say my name.
41:25 I was fucked up.
41:26 I stopped doing that.
41:27 You know what I listen to?
41:28 I listen to Hootie and the Blowfish now.
41:29 It's a fucking whole nother shit.
41:30 I love that.
41:31 I love that.
41:32 All right, so you're telling me that I need to--
41:34 I need to just be a rider and say no more NADU?
41:37 I'm not telling you what to do.
41:38 I work here.
41:39 I'm way down the totem pole.
41:41 No, but I'm a rider first.
41:42 It goes rider, God, country.
41:45 Yeah.
41:46 God, country.
41:47 So what should I do?
41:48 It goes God, country, West Ball for me.
41:50 Oh, so you don't even have riders in your top three?
41:53 That's fucked up.
41:54 Those are my guys.
41:56 Was it nice to see the guys get a little--
41:58 you know, they were--
41:58 They're hungry.
41:59 They came out of their caves, and they were ready to go.
42:02 They're ready to go.
42:03 They're ready to go.
42:04 This is their chance to get going.
42:05 Yeah.
42:06 They're back.
42:07 Because they're crack addicts, too.
42:09 They are crack addicts.
42:11 They want a chance.
42:12 They need to get after something.
42:13 I mean, war is good for the economy.
42:17 Yeah.
42:19 Screw a lot of people make money when we produce bombs.
42:22 Oh, yeah.
42:22 So it is-- you know, whatever happens, happens.
42:26 All right, anything else?
42:27 Any final thoughts?
42:28 OK, all right.
42:28 I'm not-- I'm not satisfied.
42:30 I want--
42:31 You want-- I'm in, Dan.
42:34 Well, no, I don't--
42:34 I want him to give me, like, what do I do as a rider?
42:37 Riding instructions.
42:41 Give him some riding instructions.
42:42 Give the riders some instructions.
42:44 We're standing here doing--
42:45 we're doing burpees in the fucking caves of Afghanistan.
42:48 I know.
42:49 We're waiting for you to tell us what to do.
42:50 Right now, I think--
42:51 We can only be--
42:52 I think the inevitable--
42:52 We can only fight with ISIS against America for so long.
42:56 The inevitable is going to happen.
42:57 So we just have to figure out what we're going to do with that.
43:00 We've got to load up.
43:01 Yeah.
43:02 We've got to load up.
43:03 Get ready for war.
43:05 Can we do it around the-- when everybody's
43:07 in Chicago for the dozen?
43:09 That's what I said, sometime in June, then.
43:11 I think the dozen might take over the basketball court.
43:13 But I'm-- listen, I'm in for whatever we want to do.
43:17 Or can we do it-- what about--
43:19 what about, like, next--
43:20 what is-- is next week too soon?
43:22 What about, like, next Wednesday or something like that?
43:25 The 29th?
43:26 I'm down for whatever.
43:26 I'm down for whatever.
43:27 I-- I-- I just need instructions from our dear leader.
43:31 Whatever you guys end up doing, I will--
43:33 I'm in. So it is what it is.
43:34 No, I need riding instructor.
43:36 I'm not talking about--
43:36 Just stand pat.
43:37 We're trying to recover.
43:38 Oh, stand pat.
43:39 All right.
43:40 Stand back. Stand by.
43:40 Put my-- put my gun down.
43:42 OK.
43:43 Not going to do anything until you tell me what to do.
43:46 Right.
43:47 All right, anything else?
43:48 No, I'm just excited to have maybe the old dog back.
43:56 You had to have watched back that clip
43:58 and been like, still got it.
44:01 Yeah, but--
44:02 You tried to bite Dave.
44:03 Dan, it's like 11, dude.
44:04 Dan, you don't understand.
44:06 It's like 11.
44:07 I can go like this with the best of them,
44:09 but it makes my nose bleed.
44:11 I don't want my nose bleeding anymore.
44:15 How did you wind down from that?
44:16 I'm sick of nose bleeds.
44:18 Oh, man.
44:19 That's a great analogy.
44:22 How'd you wind down, Rico, after the--
44:24 I went and filmed a video with the Scarlatta twins.
44:26 It's coming out Wednesday.
44:28 One of the hottest burgers in New York City
44:30 right now is in a fucking gas station.
44:32 So we did that against 7th Street Burger.
44:35 Results will shock you.
44:37 OK.
44:38 The Scarlatta twins, who are they?
44:40 TikTokers.
44:40 Jerry likes them.
44:41 Yeah.
44:42 Girls or guys?
44:43 Guys.
44:44 Twins.
44:44 They're good.
44:45 Twins, huh?
44:46 Yeah, they do like funny videos with their dad.
44:48 Oh, nice.
44:49 Yeah, they're good.
44:50 All right, so that calmed you down.
44:51 And maybe that's the answer.
44:52 Like, you have like--
44:54 you know, you take the crack rock,
44:57 and then you get a cold shower with the Scarlatta twins.
44:59 And just everything is just out of your system, whatever.
45:02 Just you do your crazy--
45:04 you do the crack content, you do the 11, your nose bleeds.
45:07 And then you go and have a burger, you review it.
45:09 You cool down.
45:10 You cool down.
45:11 Because it seemed like you were great when we came on.
45:13 Yeah.
45:14 We just need one more nose bleed, and that's it.
45:16 I did love--
45:17 One more.
45:18 One more.
45:18 One more nose bleed, and then we're good.
45:20 I did love-- on my favorite part of the "Unnamed" show
45:24 was Rico saying that he doesn't say squeeze out anymore.
45:27 When I watched a video of him saying squeeze out--
45:29 Summer squeeze out.
45:30 --20 minutes before.
45:31 Summer squeeze out is an ideology.
45:35 I didn't say I was getting squeezed out.
45:37 Yeah, but I mean, you literally said the word squeeze out
45:39 in reference to you.
45:41 Jerry, you called the mic throw?
45:44 I did.
45:45 I said--
45:46 Yeah, you did.
45:46 --they're going to bring Rico on, and I give it--
45:48 once he sees Jeff, it's going to be under 60 seconds.
45:51 A mic gets tossed, or a table gets flipped, and both happened.
45:54 Rico, can you at least--
45:55 That probably made Nicky Smokes upset,
45:57 seeing his new best pal.
45:59 Yeah, I want to ask you about that.
46:01 It seems like Smokes and Nadu are getting close.
46:04 Nadu wants to move to Chicago.
46:08 Yeah.
46:10 But you have a chance to end it.
46:12 --a lot of guys recently.
46:13 What?
46:14 Nicky Smokes taking trips with a lot of guys recently.
46:16 What's that supposed to mean?
46:17 Is that a gay thing?
46:18 No.
46:20 What other guys?
46:21 It seemed like you were getting a little homophobic there.
46:24 Jerry, you don't remember his last-- whatever.
46:26 He's just taking a lot of trips.
46:27 Talk to me. Talk to me.
46:28 Come on, dude. I miss you.
46:29 You don't take trips with guys?
46:31 Or you can't take a trip with a guy?
46:35 Yeah, I don't know.
46:36 OK.
46:38 These guys are weird guys, though.
46:40 Jerry, you know the guy.
46:41 Novel-- who's the guy on foreplay?
46:44 Not Frankie, not Riggs.
46:45 So novel with blank.
46:49 That's who it is.
46:50 What's another word for novel?
46:52 Book.
46:53 Oh, wow.
46:55 Yeah.
46:55 I've seen that one.
46:57 Book it with Trent.
46:58 Oh, got it.
47:01 That's like a competition, right?
47:04 Oh, Rico.
47:05 Listen, Rico doesn't listen to anyone else.
47:06 He doesn't watch any other videos.
47:08 He's not keeping tabs on everyone and seeing what they're doing
47:11 and trying to see the mileage.
47:12 He's just singing "Hootie and the Blowfish."
47:14 Rico, can you at least do this?
47:16 Can we meet at least a little--
47:18 we're in war times.
47:19 We're not in olive branch time.
47:20 Can we at least just say out loud
47:23 that we're proud of Jeff Theydo for being STD free?
47:28 Yeah, still haven't seen the approval on flight logs,
47:30 though.
47:31 Oh, yeah.
47:33 He is not allowed to travel.
47:34 He's driving across the country.
47:36 I don't know why somebody would do that when they could fly.
47:38 They probably can't fly, but we'll see.
47:40 So all right, that's the rundown.
47:42 I'm cracked up.
47:43 So--
47:45 I love you, Rico.
47:46 All right, see ya.
47:47 See ya.
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