Barstool Pizza Review - Toskana Pizzeria Restaurant (Douglaston, NY) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:19 All right, pizza review time.

00:21 We're at--

00:21 you can tell I'm fighting a little cold here--

00:23 Toscana Pizza Restaurant.

00:25 We're in--

00:27 are we in Little Neck, or are we in Westbury?

00:29 Little Neck.

00:30 Little Neck.

00:31 So did he want to--

00:32 you were saying George Santos, the guy, you know,

00:35 the politician, he wanted to do a pizza review with me here.

00:38 I said, yeah, I'll do it.

00:39 Do we know if it's Westbury or Little Neck?

00:41 Little Neck.

00:42 Little Neck.

00:42 He wanted to do one.

00:45 And I don't know, this car's going.

00:46 So we're ready to do it.

00:47 Slice, that's how you order, by the way.

00:49 We're ready to do it.

00:50 The man, he's like, I got something came up today.

00:52 I can't do the review.

00:54 Yeah, you got indicted.

00:55 Like, that's what came up.

00:56 By the way, I love Santos.

00:57 One of the all-time liars in the history of politics,

01:00 and just in general, which just made me laugh.

01:03 Every lie told, so preposterous.

01:05 The next one-- but now it's Billy Cotter country.

01:07 So let's see if he gets on the ballot.

01:09 Toscana, famous thin crust.

01:11 I like thin crust.

01:12 What's going on, man?

01:13 How are you?

01:13 Can I get a bite?

01:14 What's that?

01:14 Can I get a bite?

01:16 A what?

01:16 Can I get a bite?

01:17 A bite?

01:17 Yeah, sure.

01:18 Take a slice.

01:20 The man asked for--

01:21 take any slice you want.

01:23 Hey, welcome to "On the Bench."

01:25 Thank you.

01:26 Right?

01:26 On the what?

01:27 On the bench.

01:27 Do you need some bed?

01:28 Scotty Shuffler?

01:29 Thank you.

01:30 That's so many beds.

01:31 So what's your name?

01:34 Thomas.

01:35 Thomas.

01:36 You take a bite, you score it.

01:37 0 through 10.

01:39 This is my favorite pizza in New York.

01:40 Favorite pizza in New York?

01:42 So this should be a big score.

01:44 Not a good pizza today, though.

01:46 Really?

01:47 Why?

01:47 What's it usually like?

01:49 Usually less floppy.

01:50 OK, well, that's bad for these guys.

01:52 All right, he says usually less floppy.

01:54 Maybe a 6.5.

01:57 This guy's a pro.

01:58 6.5, what is it usually?

02:01 8.

02:02 Oh, man.

02:03 So we got--

02:03 8.7.

02:04 8 points.

02:06 So we got really bad pizza.

02:07 I'm going to give you a little rough, Thomas.

02:18 I think it's better than 6.7, but I guess if you're saying

02:21 it's usually an 8.7, I'm going to go--

02:25 I know what Thomas is saying, because Thomas, it's not

02:35 crispy, you know?

02:36 So it's got to be--

02:38 I still think it's good.

02:39 I'm going to go 7.3.

02:41 I think it's pretty good stuff.

02:43 Thomas is right.

02:43 This had some serious crisp.

02:45 Maybe it is in the 8.

02:46 So Toscana is Thomas' favorite pizza in New York.

02:49 Not bad, not great.

02:51 6.5, you gave it?

02:53 9 out of 10 days, it's an 8.

02:55 Damn.

02:57 What happened at the end of the day?

02:58 He's talking this place up, but I almost want to come back

03:02 here, how much he's talking.

03:03 All right.

03:04 Well, 9 out of 10 days, you get in the 8s.

03:06 Today, Thomas and I got a low 7.

03:09 He got a mid 6.

03:10 So that's a review.

03:10 Thank you, Thomas.

03:12 Can I get a picture?

03:13 Of course.

03:18 It's really that good usually, huh?

03:21 I wasn't even looking.

03:23 Cool.

03:28 Thank you.

03:28 Nice meeting you.

03:29 You too.

03:30 (whooshing)

03:33 (whooshing)

Barstool Pizza Review - Toskana Pizzeria Restaurant (Douglaston, NY)

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