- 28/01/2024
Papa Schultz - Épisode 09 (VF) (Hogan's Heroes)
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00:00Here we go!
00:30...
01:00Hey! Hi friend!
01:02Hello Sir !
01:04Jeb Winslow, Captain of the 49th Fighter Squadron. I'm American.
01:08Well, I would never have guessed that.
01:11Corporal Lebeau, from Stalag 13.
01:12You are locked in this horrible prison camp.
01:14Too cooped up? We've received the Resistance's message. Headed down to Düsseldorf?
01:18A small, insignificant hunter who made a hole in the tank.
01:21Well, I had every intention of doing so. I was in the bomber's wing.
01:25I was going to slide underneath to try.
01:28Tell me, Captain, does your story have to be long?
01:31Because Colonel Hogan must be getting impatient.
01:33Ah, yes. Then let's go.
01:36Hey little guy, come on ahead.
01:38Wow! Having to hide among prisoners when you want to escape is amazing.
01:48Ah, you should see him there.
01:50Oh! Say! You're not a foreigner, are you?
01:54Absolutely not, sir. I'm French.
02:08Hello, Colonel.
02:12Did you manage to get that through the tunnel?
02:15Did I arrive by plane or on horseback?
02:16Oh, I have lucky clothes when I fly.
02:19Well, if the Indians get involved too, I'll be in your uniform.
02:22Come on, come this way.
02:24Oh, excuse me.
02:27You're the first Texan I've ever met outside of the movies.
02:31It's a shock, believe it.
02:34Hey, Captain, how many did you get?
02:36Oh, nine approved, plus three, not very sure.
02:38He must be sent back quickly so they can finish the war on their own.
02:42Hey, Colonel, when can I join my squadron?
02:45Quickly, by the time we contact the submarine in the North Sea, it won't be very long.
02:49Oh, we have a submarine waiting?
02:50Yes, we will arrange a meeting and then pick you up the next day.
02:53Ah, not this time.
02:54Because I have a little problem, I can't get in touch.
02:56I have no reception, no transmission.
02:58Will it take a long time to repair?
02:59There is no question of repairing without new parts.
03:01Okay, no problem, make me a list.
03:02It's done, eh, there you go.
03:05No, you have to find gold coins in the middle of Germany, with war all around.
03:09Yes, we have a contact in town, an employee of a local hotel, that helps us a lot.
03:12Well, I need a volunteer to go to town to the dentist.
03:17Well then, not all at once.
03:20I'm sorry, I can only accept one volunteer.
03:22Listen, I...
03:23Thank you Newkirk.
03:24Oh no, no, no, I was thinking of Carter.
03:26Oh, that's nice, thank you very much.
03:27Nurse, yes.
03:29Open your mouth wide, come on, come on, come on.
03:31Open wide.
03:32Everyone will come out.
03:33Cotton.
03:35There, I have a rage inside, and it's an order.
03:37No, that's not to say, I'm furious.
03:40I told you that...
03:42Herr Colonel, here you go.
03:44We'll finish the mail later, Frau O'Lein, thank you.
03:48Understood, Herr Colonel.
03:48You're very kind of you to say, Frau O'Lein, it's a real pleasure.
03:55Schultz, Colonel.
03:56There's an eye, Herr Colonel.
03:58So, Colonel, still a rage inside, eh?
04:01You're the one who's so delicate about these men's jaws this past year.
04:04It must be because of the siure in the bread, Colonel.
04:06But finally, if you want to give us white bread, we would be...
04:09Who told you that we put siure in our prisoners' bread?
04:12The little bird who told me.
04:13So tell the little bird that if he talks too much, he'll end up on the Russian front.
04:17But I didn't say anything at all, Colonel, nothing at all.
04:20Silence!
04:22Does it hurt?
04:24Oh la la, yes, blow.
04:24Let him talk, he's big enough.
04:26No, no, no, I'm riveting.
04:28Very explicit, right?
04:29And first of all, who told you it comes from a tooth?
04:31Open your mouth.
04:33Ah, ah, I see, it's stuffed with cotton.
04:35It's to keep the tooth warm, that's how we have to do it.
04:38But of course, I know that.
04:39Would you question my mental faculties?
04:42We refuse to answer the substance, and I have no reason to doubt it, no.
04:45Schultz!
04:46So, if I give you permission to go to town,
04:50What guarantee do I have that you won't try to escape?
04:52Colonel, you have my word.
04:54And his?
04:55I heard!
04:57Okay, I authorize the exit.
05:00But, Schultz, you're going to accompany him to the dentist.
05:03and you will come back here directly without making any detour to me.
05:06Got it?
05:06To work, Colonel!
05:08And I command you to stay by his side as long as necessary,
05:11even in front of the intervention.
05:13It's that...
05:14Dentists might have to perform an extraction.
05:17And then?
05:17Just the smell of blood makes me hear it.
05:20You idiot!
05:22So what did you come to do in the army of the Third Reich?
05:25In my opinion, he was entered on weight.
05:31Oh no!
05:33No, the orders are formal.
05:34We go to the dentists and then we go home.
05:37Oh, Sergeant, we're not going to deny ourselves a little schnapps.
05:39before going to the dentist.
05:41No, it would be a human.
05:42Let's see what we're worth!
05:44I'll wash you, go on.
05:45Would you like a good beer?
05:48A beer!
05:50I confess?
05:50I'll have a little whiskey.
05:52Don't worry.
05:54All right.
05:55Hey, bigettes, that's all.
05:58Oh, what a great beer for my friend, the sergeant.
06:01Whiskey for me, thanks.
06:03Okay.
06:05And the best, it does.
06:09Spare part.
06:12As soon as possible.
06:15And there you have it, work!
06:18It is best to do the service often.
06:19You can feel the alcohol in these beers.
06:37Ah, you can feel the alcohol in this beer.
06:41See, it's not too good for a liver man like you.
06:45Oh, that's nice, my son.
06:49No, come on, he's too old.
06:51I'm sorry, I smell funerge.
06:53But don't scare me like that.
06:56Pro-suit.
06:58Pro-suit.
06:59Hey, excuse me, my leaders,
07:08be sure that the last trains leave for all alone.
07:12In 24 days.
07:13Oh, I'm all set in that case.
07:20Castle, gold well, I must recognize them,
07:22but green gold, all the same, on the other hand.
07:29Thank you.
07:36You give me a little help now.
07:38Let's go, Sergeant.
07:39We have to go, the colonel will be waiting for us.
07:42But to quench the tents, I will wait for you here.
07:44But it's already done, that's it, look, it's fixed.
07:46It's settled, come on, stand up, stand up.
07:48So, send another one to Clink.
07:51That Clink is a handsome pig.
07:54It's loaded, huh.
07:56I'll have to roll it back to camp.
07:59And it's party time for the classes.
08:04Girls are beautiful in the penicopause.
08:07Here is the poiton that is being made.
08:10The birds are singing and the sun is shining.
08:13Clink, clink, to the girl, she's beautiful.
08:16Well, it's Sloth.
08:17You see who it is, open quickly.
08:19Hi, Hans.
08:20We were at the time when he turned to have a good laugh.
08:23Clink.
08:24If I were you, I would say to myself.
08:26Ah, Colonel, Clink.
08:28That's a beautiful pig, that one.
08:30No, don't say that.
08:31This will surely get you into some very serious trouble.
08:33If he heard you, you would be on the Russian front before tomorrow morning.
08:41Sergeant Schultz.
08:42Ouch, ouch, the Russian front is for today.
08:45Hello, beautiful pig.
08:46No, I meant, there's a nice, colonel air, my pig.
08:52No, I mean, no, I don't want to say anything.
08:55What's going on?
08:56No, you don't want that, Colonel.
08:57Excuse me, I thought it was one of my men.
08:59But apparently, you're the one with the problems, Colonel.
09:02So, he looks seriously sick, Colonel.
09:04Beware of fumes.
09:05Yes, thank you.
09:06Sergeant, will you stand up?
09:10I ask permission to sit on the floor or to drain, if necessary.
09:17You must have known how to take the prisoner to the dentist for seven hours.
09:21It cost you seven hours to fix a career tooth.
09:24It was a big molar.
09:26Silence !
09:27It was a prisoner who should have brought you back to the camp, what a shame.
09:30In any case, Newkirk is fine, fortunately.
09:32Nothing at all, but he drank in my place.
09:33It will be a new home, Colonel.
09:36Oh, I know, Sergeant, I know.
09:38You will also be on call during the night and outside.
09:42Walking feels good, especially if it's very cold.
09:45But it will only be temporary.
09:46Oh, thank you, Colonel.
09:49By the time the sergeant who will replace you arrives from his headquarters.
09:53Immediately after, we will be happy to transfer you quickly and permanently
09:57in a unit where discipline reigns.
10:01So.
10:03That's it, Choude.
10:08If you want to collapse, you can go ahead.
10:10Come on.
10:11So, you are here.
10:12Ah, Choude!
10:14The poor old man really looks like he's suffering in his corner.
10:24It looked like a zeppelin whose gas was beginning to escape.
10:27I managed to talk to him just now.
10:29And he told me that his feet were hurting and jumping to mush.
10:33Colonel, do you think Clink is really going to transfer him?
10:36I hope not, we had enough trouble training him.
10:38And then, who will be appreciated like him, the Strudels?
10:41That's true, that's it.
10:48Colonel, Sergeant Krebs, reporting between two major districts, General.
10:54Answer between missions, Sergeant.
10:56You asked a question, Carter? Here's your answer.
11:00He looks more like a German Shepherd.
11:03He reminds me of one of our Marine sergeants.
11:06It's the same.
11:07Go test the waters, Carter, but be careful.
11:10It won't take long.
11:13You won't have too much trouble here, Sergeant.
11:15No one has managed to escape from your schtalac.
11:17Hello, Colonel. How are you this morning?
11:19Stop!
11:20It's a way to get interested in the commander of your schtalac.
11:25How are you this morning?
11:26If I had said tonight...
11:27Let's get to the cartafon!
11:29Without turning your head!
11:31Hi !
11:33Carter, this is your new room manager.
11:35I am delighted.
11:36Without turning your head, Carter, and I advise you to obey without batting an eyelid.
11:39Otherwise, it will be the fridge.
11:41Yes, Colonel.
11:44Sergeant, that's great. Let's go visit.
11:52Three days before you can send a message is a very long time, Dupont.
11:55I know, but there's nothing we can do about it.
11:57Come on, it's okay, close the entrance.
11:59The worst thing isn't the radio, in the end.
12:01The sergeant who replaces Schultz is a bulldog.
12:03If we lose the big guy and inherit this guy, the whole operation is in jeopardy.
12:06We might have a chance, if he likes strudels.
12:09Do you realize it took six months to train Schultz?
12:11He is so well trained that his character is no longer evident.
12:13It's true.
12:14Hey, someone's coming!
12:15Attention, in place.
12:18Ah, that's good!
12:19I stayed outside in the cold for eight hours.
12:24Well, sit down, it will do you good.
12:25Yes, yes, sit down. It's the feet, especially.
12:28Oh, but the worst part is, I only have two.
12:30I think I'm going to sit around for the rest of my life.
12:32Alas, tomorrow it starts all over again.
12:34Grit your teeth, Sergeant!
12:35Handsome, do me a favor.
12:36Lend me your foot powder, the one from the Red Cross.
12:39I'll bring this to you, sir.
12:40What I still can't understand,
12:43It's just that I suddenly got so drunk with just one stone.
12:47You should not drink on an empty stomach.
12:49Have you seen a bit of the arrangement?
12:51So, we have to keep our spirits up.
12:52After all, you can be given a quiet position.
12:54For that, you would surprise me, I would already be on the Eastern Front.
12:57Or if you are transferred right next to your house,
12:59You'll see your wife a little more often, yes.
13:01Yes, then I have to say that the Russian front would be even better.
13:04and was very, very heavy.
13:08Hey, anyone have a cigarette for a friend?
13:11Yeah, here, grab this.
13:13He does ?
13:14Yes, you have to go there.
13:21Well, I'll come back later, huh, bye.
13:23No, no, one second.
13:24Who is this big cake?
13:27Can we know?
13:29Captain Winslow.
13:31Good evening, sir.
13:32I am delighted.
13:34Well, to you, from Orzaine to all.
13:36Come on !
13:36Stay calm.
13:37Oh, Sergeant, have some in your coffee.
13:39But I'm not asking you anything.
13:40And the foot powder.
13:42No, no, then, Winslow, I've never seen.
13:44That's the name there on the records.
13:45I know, Sergeant.
13:46He's just passing through, that's all.
13:48Ah, a spy, huh?
13:49In uniform.
13:50So he's a military man, huh?
13:52It makes sense, yes.
13:53It is said that a device was lowered yesterday over all weather.
13:57Actually, would that be it?
13:58I ran out of gas.
14:00I was about to start my first slide.
14:01So, I stop.
14:02A little, the timing is bad.
14:04Well, I might have my chance.
14:06And what does that mean?
14:07That means if I tell the colonel everything,
14:10he will probably cancel the transfer request.
14:12Well done, Schultz, well done.
14:13Yes, yes, we don't know if our feet are in good condition, I know,
14:15but the brain, it still works.
14:17Schultz, when the colonel knows exactly what happened
14:20in the stalag when you were in charge of guarding,
14:22I'm sure your brain will be very useful.
14:25Especially in court martial.
14:27Stop confusing me.
14:28Take a big risk, Schultz.
14:30I don't know how to try everything, I'll never succeed in becoming smart.
14:34But I'm a military man, so let's go, Schultz,
14:36we can still make arrangements.
14:37Come on, let's make a deal together.
14:38You didn't notice anything unusual and the colonel is tearing up the report.
14:41Yes, and how will you do it?
14:42We will find a solution.
14:43But yes, but Kling, he has already signed the request,
14:46I saw him do it, Corporal Langenstein hit.
14:48Yes, but she hasn't sent it yet.
14:50But when do you know?
14:54No.
14:56Schultz, Heinrich.
14:58Brad, Sergeant.
14:59Michelon, three.
15:01You found a radio.
15:03It is prohibited for use on...
15:05Shh, I wouldn't have told you anything.
15:06It's only out of sympathy.
15:08This is a great way to ingratiate yourself with the colonel.
15:11Where is this radio?
15:16GOOD.
15:18A little bit artisanal.
15:19That's better.
15:20The prisoner who did this is in serious danger.
15:22You need electric batteries.
15:24It's very ingenious.
15:25Colonel Kling will decorate you, Sergeant.
15:27I will remember it.
15:34I'm sure of that.
15:36Oh yeah, sorry.
15:37My compliments, Sergeant Krebs, this is a superb result.
15:41So, her colonel, at your orders.
15:43An investigation will be conducted to identify the clandestine manufacturer.
15:46It's an amateur job, it seems.
15:49It's still amazing to see the treasures of ingenuity that a prisoner finds.
15:52when it's Césaire.
15:54This is genius.
16:04Genius.
16:05You're going to go there in genius.
16:13Hey, can you hear me?
16:15Hey, Hogan, are you there?
16:17Can you hear me?
16:20Hey, Hogan, can you hear me down there?
16:23This is Kinch.
16:24Can you hear me?
16:25I'm above.
16:26Can you hear me downstairs?
16:28If you can hear me, the tunnel is still too high.
16:31Hey, Hogan!
16:34Can you hear me?
16:35Oh, Hogan!
16:41Is it true that you heard something?
16:43Yes, Herr Colonel.
16:44The man had passed by and was speaking.
16:46That's incredible.
16:47Simply amazing.
16:48Look.
16:50We can still see the drasse who left his hands in the earth.
16:53Ah, ha!
16:54This time we will get to the bottom of one of the things.
17:01Confirmation.
17:01Meet at point 12 in 48 hours.
17:04The sheriff will be able to return to the fight.
17:06And how are we going to get him out?
17:07But he will go through the tunnel.
17:08But how are we going to manage with Sergeants Krebs patrolling day and night?
17:11Well, how are we going to do that?
17:13We noticed that he comes every evening to hang around under our windows to listen to what we say.
17:16Yes?
17:17Well, tonight he's going to learn some very interesting things about our escape plan.
17:20Hey, hey, you know what Hogan told me?
17:30No, tell me, it's for tomorrow evening.
17:32Tomorrow night, where?
17:34Right here.
17:35Tomorrow we're leaving this shack.
17:36You're sure about that, right?
17:37Tomorrow evening.
17:38Hey guys, what are you talking about?
17:41Shh!
17:41It's going to happen tomorrow night.
17:43Tomorrow night?
17:44Yeah, that's true.
17:45Tomorrow night?
17:46And where do we start from?
17:47From here, yes.
17:48So, get out of here.
17:49So, tomorrow night.
17:50Shh!
17:51Shh!
17:58Good morning.
17:59Oh, hi, Sergeant.
18:01Hey, I apologize again for the radio incident.
18:04My friends always tend to make fun of me.
18:06Oh, it's nothing.
18:07Besides, I think we might be able to fix this.
18:10With a tip or two.
18:12Oh, how so?
18:13I heard about something that I believe might happen this evening.
18:17Are you aware?
18:19You're talking about escape?
18:20Maybe so.
18:22And you come like that, asking your innocent little questions.
18:25Just because I got a radio, I should tell you what's going to happen.
18:29I will go and betray my friends.
18:30No, I am not honored and I will not tell you anything.
18:33Keep your frame.
18:34Ah, you're funny.
18:35Uh, oh, but after all, in case I don't see you again for a long time,
18:39It was a pleasure to meet you.
18:43Hey, they're here.
18:53Okay, so now, be careful, especially not to be clumsy.
18:55We are focused and I hope everyone knows what they have to do.
18:57Oh yeah, the captain goes down the tunnel and as soon as the alarm is raised, he goes out into the woods.
19:01That's it.
19:01But you have to be sure that Crêpes will be busy.
19:04Carter and the handsome, you stay as long as you can.
19:07We'll go out the window.
19:08Ah, I feel like I'm going to see England again.
19:10Yes, but if you come back down, don't come back to us.
19:14He ate half my rations for ten months.
19:16We have no idea how good we are.
19:17Hey, hey, watch out, here it is.
19:19Come on, come on, in the hole, Sheriff.
19:21Ah, I'm going back to the stable to take care of my horse.
19:25Over to you right away.
19:26I'm going to show you something that was called a lot in weddings, bridal parties and bankers.
19:31I have a card.
19:32Good evening, gentlemen.
19:33Put it back in the package and don't forget what it is.
19:35I'm going to leave you very calm tonight.
19:37And I find it for you all at once.
19:38Here, this is the one.
19:39That's great, that's my card.
19:41That's it, that's my card.
19:42The art of the tile.
19:43Oh, he's such a strong guy.
19:44Oh, excuse me.
19:47Ah, I'm just missing one, I think.
19:49Ah, there you go.
19:50Ah, that's great.
19:52But still, he was behind her back.
19:53I'll give you another tour.
19:56I'll hold you there, hold you there, hold you there.
19:57Here, take one at random.
19:59You choose the one you want.
20:00Come on, come on, at random.
20:01That one.
20:02At the slightest difficulty, you pick it up, you look at it and then you put it back in.
20:06I put it back.
20:06Remember well and now you fight.
20:08Go ahead, fight.
20:09Attention, let me reflect the map.
20:18In my opinion, there is something wrong, right?
20:20Oh, of course, in all card tricks there is always a trick.
20:22What are you doing?
20:23Wouldn't that be the one?
20:29Ah, that's it.
20:30You guessed it, it's this one.
20:32Hey, I guess right every time.
20:40Do it again, do it again and see.
20:42Enough, go on, Louis, I have to beat them first.
20:44The sleeves, there.
20:45Stop!
20:49Look out, Schultz, it's us.
20:52What the hell is this doing at this hour?
20:54Well, we're making a break for it, sorry.
20:56And you're going to stop us.
20:57And that's me?
20:58Yes, and Colonel Kling will rescind your transfer and you will be decorated.
21:01That's it, yes.
21:01Come on, Schultz, call the dogs, call the guards.
21:03No, no, no, no.
21:04With my luck, it might still explode.
21:06All right.
21:07That's not true.
21:07We're trying to help a friend.
21:09Call the guards, no.
21:11Shrimp!
21:11No, but you're this lightning, I don't want to.
21:13Everyone will turn you down.
21:15Come on, silence!
21:17Go ahead, Schultz, go ahead, Schultz.
21:33Go ahead, Schultz.
21:35Go ahead, go ahead.
21:39Go ahead, go ahead.
21:40Be careful, we don't get used to it here.
21:43Go ahead, go ahead.
21:44Ah, well, go ahead, there you go.
21:45Ah, it's about time.
21:46Keep the dogs in check, especially.
21:47Yes, yes, well, it is.
21:51What's all this commotion?
21:53We were ready to escape, that bastard Schultz stopped.
21:55Yes, Herr Colonel, it's true, Schultz allows himself to be arrested.
21:58Without him, we would go home.
22:00Oh, cosson!
22:01Yes, yes, we will never stay until he is sent elsewhere.
22:05Herr Colonel, Herr Colonel, the men have escaped.
22:09These latest revelations, Sergeant, are, I must say, of the greatest interest.
22:13So, good luck, Captain, and hello to Texas.
22:17Yes, after the war.
22:19Yahoo!
22:20You were a little late, Sergeant.
22:25It's just that I had information about an escape from a barracks that I was watching.
22:29That was a diversion. Meanwhile, the others were escaping.
22:32I'm not used to it yet.
22:33But without the brains of Schultz, these men would have left.
22:36You're not cut out for this job.
22:37You will return to headquarters, General.
22:39Crawled!
22:41Schultz, you will resume your duties this evening.
22:43I'm happy to forget about your transfer.
22:46There's stealing, Colonel.
22:47It's a shame, a scandal.
22:48This is a man being a monster.
22:49It's barely even human.
22:50Yes, a monster with eyes placed in the back.
22:52He probably has eyes on the side too.
22:54Stop!
22:55Know, my eyes, that you offer music for my ears.
22:58It's thanks to soldiers like him
23:00that we will keep the reputation of Stalag 13.
23:02Schultz, the colonel, is confined for the moment
23:05to cough up the fridge right away.
23:07There's stealing, Colonel.
23:14Well done, Schultz. Congratulations, it worked.
23:16You no longer have to fear mutation.
23:19That's true, yes.
23:21So, on the way, at the slightest gesture, I will not have quotes.
23:26In the end, we shouldn't have talked about his eyes.
23:28No recognition, these people.
23:30But, I don't know, I don't know.
23:32That's right, there, the sonar opinion.
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