- 01/06/2021
Série Tv Papa Schultz Épisode 20 (VF) (Hogan's Heroes)
Retrouver Le colonel Hogan et (les sergents américains Kinchloe et Carter, le caporal anglais Newkirk et le caporal français LeBeau)
Retrouver Le colonel Hogan et (les sergents américains Kinchloe et Carter, le caporal anglais Newkirk et le caporal français LeBeau)
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03:30Never mind, we're going to see a sick German.
03:33A prisoner is not allowed to visit one of his guards.
03:35It could, if the patient is clicked.
03:37And there's nothing, Colonel?
03:38We can't swear to anything.
03:39This agent's name is Major Zimmer.
03:58The password is simply Spaghetti.
04:00He has information that London wants immediately.
04:02It's always urgent.
04:03We will try.
04:04Can we know how you plan to visit the hospital?
04:07Klink will give us the solution.
04:09Colonel, the colonel, he wants his car.
04:11But take it, Sergeant, as if it were your own.
04:12No, alas, listen, but what are you doing?
04:15We don't do anything about it.
04:16We're experimenting with a steel rod, Schultz.
04:18And the beautiful one would like to make pretzels with metal.
04:20But that's a bit silly, isn't it?
04:22This way we could keep them longer.
04:24Yes, without it softening.
04:24This is a ridiculous idea.
04:26But you know the economy.
04:28And besides that, we're finishing repairing the colonel's car.
04:31But he makes the mistake in two minutes.
04:32She's not ready yet.
04:33The colonel said it, it's the experience straight away.
04:35It's an order.
04:36He'll have it, if I want it.
04:37How come, how come, if you want, you want?
04:43It's too nervous, done.
04:45For me, it's just a bit of a slack in the rotation at work.
04:47Now I'm sure the colonel is going to kill me.
04:49This is war, Schultz.
04:51Hey, you should have thought of that before invading Poland, Schultz.
04:53Schultz!
04:55Well, here they are.
04:56Well, the unfinished ones will do better later.
05:00Why isn't the car ready yet?
05:02That is to say, Colonel, it is without...
05:04They're not finished yet, it's not done at all.
05:08And please, Colonel,
05:09I would like to remind you that it takes time to do such work.
05:12One of your tricks, I'm sure, Hogan.
05:14One of my tricks?
05:15Hogan, you'll never die at this game.
05:17I am stronger than you.
05:19And if your purpose is to put obstacles in the way of our war machine,
05:22know that it failed.
05:23Schultz, I'll take the sidecar.
05:25No, don't take the sidecar, Colonel, it's also being repaired.
05:28You can't drive with it.
05:30It's risky to make sense...
05:31Ah, watch out!
05:32Hogan, I know all your arguments.
05:34This way doesn't work anymore.
05:35Know that I precede all your thoughts.
05:38When, then, will you put it into your head
05:39that Germans are the most intelligent beings?
05:42Schultz, go ahead!
05:43Don't move, Colonel.
05:49Hogan, this is all your fault.
05:50How my fault, I just told you to stay here.
05:53Carter, Carter, call an ambulance quickly.
05:54But I don't want an ambulance, I have nothing.
05:56But how about nothing, it's a case of whiplash.
05:58I've seen this for years, look at this.
06:00Is that painful?
06:01Ouch!
06:02Oh my, this is worse than I thought.
06:03It's not whiplash, it's downright...
06:05There may be something wrong with the brain.
06:06Carter!
06:07But why doesn't he ever listen to me, huh?
06:09For what ?
06:10I know a lot.
06:11Because he's a stupid and completely funny person.
06:15Schultz, Schultz, you surprise me there.
06:19We have to go see him at the hospital.
06:20It's nice to see friendly faces, isn't it?
06:22I am far from being a friend of the colonel.
06:24There is no article in the regulations that requires me to go and read a deficit.
06:27So, no reason why, I'm here.
06:29No doubt, Sergeant.
06:30But he will heal, he will come back and he will remember your indifference.
06:33What will change?
06:34A trip to Stalingrad.
06:35Oh, I think I'll go pick up a small bouquet of the exchange flowers from my visit.
06:41What if I came with you?
06:42We have to have it.
06:42But yes, Sergeant.
06:43But of course, I'm sure he'll be very happy to see us every day.
06:50Just a second, Sergeant.
06:52Excuse me, do you have a major Timmer at home right now?
06:54Timmer?
06:56Oh, yes, I have his name.
06:57He is one of the injured on the train.
06:58He should be brought to us around 10:00.
07:0010 o'clock tonight? Thanks.
07:01What is this major Timmer?
07:02He is a friend.
07:03Where did you find those who come here?
07:05He wrote me a note.
07:07Oh, well, the accident only happened during the day, right?
07:09He sent a telegram.
07:13I don't have any old age, are you sure?
07:15No, don't worry.
07:16So, it must be your presence.
07:17Do you mind if I just call you Gerda?
07:19Oh, the cabbage, you know.
07:23You have visitors, Herr Kölnay.
07:25Visitors?
07:26Hey, Kölnay, it's Jean Schultz reporting for an official visit, just one.
07:33What are you doing here, Hogan?
07:34You are responsible for my immobilization.
07:36Are you being treated well, Colonel?
07:37You tried to kill me and you care about me?
07:40No, it's very unfair.
07:41I don't deserve this.
07:42Ah, sorry about everything.
07:43I know, we're enemies, okay?
07:45But everyone knows that Wellington also admired Napoleon.
07:48He fought himself, but he still valued himself.
07:52Napoleon?
07:52I may have been wrong, but in a way, I put you on a pedestal.
07:56I didn't know that detail, Hogan.
07:57Father Colonel, we have the results of your clinical examinations.
08:02They are all negative in nature.
08:03Doctor Klaus said you could go home.
08:06Thank you, Hogan.
08:07Schultz, see the resumption, ask where my uniform was put.
08:11Welcome, Colonel.
08:12Oh, Colonel, if you do a situation quickie, don't forget to put that I made you where I am a fist.
08:17Colonel, I'm sorry, you still have the face of a sick man.
08:21You have all the symptoms of meningitis.
08:23It is better to remain under observation.
08:24Oh yes ?
08:24A day, or a week, or several, or at least until ten o'clock tonight.
08:28I'm sure Doctor Klaus knows what he's doing, right?
08:31Yes, but what are you talking about?
08:33From Colonel Klink, Klink, Wilhelm Klink, room 216.
08:36Don't give up hope, doctor.
08:38I know he can be saved by this hand.
08:42Klink?
08:43Yes, yes, that's it.
08:44Klink, Klink.
08:46Klink.
08:46It should be released today.
08:49But no, but it's still much too early.
08:51Let someone out in this condition, it's dangerous.
08:53But if there really is something, yes, but if there is nothing, I see no reason to keep it from you.
08:57Unless, of course, he insists on staying.
08:58Thank you, doctor.
08:59I agree with that.
09:01Hogan, are you scheming to keep me here?
09:04For what ?
09:06I know it's not easy to lead you up the garden path, Colonel.
09:08I tried.
09:09There you go, she's desperate.
09:11She begged me, yes.
09:12Can we refuse these things?
09:14Who is she?
09:15But the one that heals you.
09:17She stood there in the hallway, in tears.
09:19He's a kid.
09:20He was told you were going out.
09:22A woman in tears is unbearable.
09:24But why does Gerdas...
09:25You underestimate your power, Colonel.
09:27Her heart is in pieces.
09:29Do you believe?
09:30She would give anything to spend one more evening here with you, Colonel.
09:33It would make a wonderful keepsake for his old age.
09:35Do you understand that?
09:36I told him I would try.
09:37Thank you so much.
09:38Such beautiful affection should not be despised, Colonel.
09:42Ultimately, the decision is yours.
09:46Uniform faults and, Colonel.
09:48In the pantry, Charles.
09:49Well done, Colonel.
09:50I'm not leaving here right away.
09:54Hogan, you are from Melodio-12-8.
09:56I'm used to that.
09:57Oh, I know.
09:58And you'll be nice to her, Colonel.
09:59She deserves it.
10:00What are you coming here for?
10:10Ah, who, me?
10:11Dr. Klaus insists that all patients have his book.
10:14He has already given some to all the staff who work in his hospital.
10:19But where do you pass the chain of custody?
10:20Ah, today is his release day.
10:22I'm the one who has to put it back.
10:24If you want something, you call me.
10:26Well, yeah, in my opinion, he must have given up, poor kid.
10:33Cabbage, can you smell my uniform?
10:34Yours faithfully, listen.
10:35Come on, hurry up a little.
10:36Well, there you go.
10:38Well, look at this, searching.
10:39Come on, but I have another uniform.
10:41A driver at the gano-shtalak.
10:43Hopi!
10:44What I don't understand,
10:50It's just that the Colonel had a similar accident without breaking anything.
10:53He should play at the races.
10:54No, it's my fault.
10:55I should have gone further in sabotaging his motorcycle.
10:57We would have had a chance.
10:58Another time, arrange for him to have a broken leg.
11:00or a disassembled shoulder.
11:01No, but you'll excuse me.
11:02I'm a soldier, not a surgeon.
11:03You will stop.
11:05It's no use.
11:07We have a real problem.
11:09And basically,
11:10if Colonel Kling is no longer in this hospital,
11:11that he will succeed in contacting Zimmer?
11:13It's simple, one of us has to go to the hospital.
11:15Yeah, and that makes sense to me.
11:16And who would you think of in particular?
11:18Oh, not me.
11:19I feel very healthy.
11:20Okay, who's willing to jump off the roof?
11:24Come on, no hesitation, it's for the cause, a volunteer.
11:28A sprain, then.
11:31A little toe?
11:32No, there is no one.
11:34Well, just a cold, you don't care.
11:36It's no use.
11:37And then this hospital is reserved for aviation officers.
11:40We would be sent to another hospital.
11:41No, the wood is right, there is nothing we can do.
11:43So it's a dead end.
11:44No, I don't think so, I see a solution there.
11:47This book is about Doctor Klaus's favorite illnesses.
11:49Wait, that might interest us after all.
11:53Newkirk, tell us that.
11:56One of the most serious infections that has been noted in the North
11:59is the polaris extremis, which is found in the tribes of Eshimaux.
12:04The symptoms are, strong pain in the digital endings,
12:08need for greenery in the diet
12:10and the appearance of peripheral motovascular spasms
12:13and stiffness of the cartilaginous mandibles.
12:16Oh, that sounds pretty naughty to me.
12:18Oh, that's an interesting disease.
12:19Ask the Red Cross for one.
12:20They've already gotten it, just by reading the symptoms.
12:23Go on, tell me how it ends, that's the most important thing.
12:25Go ahead.
12:25So, this condition can only be treated in a hospital setting,
12:28in an isolated room, which excludes contamination of other patients.
12:32That's it.
12:33What is this?
12:34This is what we need if we want to get out of this.
12:36Kinch, you send this to London.
12:37Okay, handsome, take out my old parka.
12:39New Kerr, you will come to the hospital with me.
12:41I'm going to study this book again so I don't get the symptoms wrong.
12:43Come on, come on.
12:44Leon, Colonel, are you really planning on getting the Polaris and the Extremis?
12:48Of course, yes.
12:50I don't like that.
12:50For what ?
12:51Because you won't be covered by insurance.
13:02You know very well, Colonel, but be careful for a few days, nothing.
13:06There is, there is, there is.
13:06Come in.
13:08Ah, there's my uniform.
13:10Very good, very good.
13:11Glad to see you healed, Colonel.
13:13I told you he was in excellent health, Sergeant.
13:15You didn't want to believe me.
13:16SO ?
13:16Look, what are you doing here?
13:17A colonel, I told him that that didn't happen...
13:19If I'm here, it's because I have a good reason.
13:20I found the man responsible for your motorcycle accident yesterday.
13:22I wanted him to see for himself the suffering caused by his reckless act.
13:26Come on, come in.
13:31Look at the result.
13:32Oh, I know very well that I will never change.
13:34I've been like this since I was a child.
13:35Oh, it's a nephew on my brother's side who is like that.
13:37It's terrible.
13:38Who is this where?
13:39This prisoner asks you for severe punishment.
13:41Two rules, we help you and our return to the j'talac, Colonel Logan.
13:45I want to thank you, doctor, for your excellent care of the colonel.
13:48It didn't say anything.
13:49While I'm at it, I wanted to tell you...
13:51GOOD.
13:52That's kind of boring, you might say.
13:54Oh yes, yes, I received it from my grandmother.
13:55It keeps me very warm in winter.
13:57But what is it?
13:58Oh, it's nothing.
14:01I often have peripheral motor vascular spasms.
14:04How long have you been studying it?
14:05Unfortunately, I also had stiffness in my monibules.
14:08Not maybe a virus, but several soldiers are already suffering from breast pain and jumping off the railings.
14:12I have always had a great curiosity about the Eskimos and their customs.
14:15Yes, yes, I spent three years in Alaska, in Ankara.
14:19Oh, you know Alaska?
14:20Yes.
14:20You may know my grandmother, so she was born among the Eskimos.
14:23That's not much, yes, it is...
14:24Finally, the country is very large.
14:26Ah, yes, it is...
14:26Did you know that I wrote a book about Arctic diseases?
14:30Oh yeah, that's interesting.
14:35Do you have pain from your falling out endings?
14:38Oh, yeah, I have a bit of a tendency to get hung up.
14:41So much.
14:41And you were just talking about jaw stiffness.
14:44Is it cartilaginous?
14:45Oh, it happens, yes, quite often.
14:46But usually, it does that to me between the space.
14:48It's been...
14:49It's annoying.
14:50I take a lot of aspirin.
14:51Yes, you must especially drink plenty of water.
14:55Would it be possible...
14:57I'd like to watch for a second.
15:01Yes, the motorized space.
15:04Stiff mandible, that must be it.
15:05Ah, I'm sure of it.
15:07Step 180.
15:10Yes yes.
15:12I was sure I knew this disease.
15:14That's what I believe.
15:16Yes.
15:17Colonel Organ.
15:18You know, the polaris extremis.
15:26We're not going to make a big deal out of it because he's a little hungry.
15:36What is this ?
15:37I seem to be creating to tell you that he has polaris extremis.
15:41Colonel, but that would surprise me.
15:43But a colonel, you would be aware of the state of his finger lice,
15:47It's him, his stomach and especially his attitude.
15:49Just now he ate some thresholds.
15:51Oh no, no, Colonel, he is often, he is very ill.
15:54Is that exactly?
15:55Absolutely, yes, yes.
15:56We absolutely have to get rid of him.
15:58This will be my first interesting case of polaris extremis.
16:01Ah, well, doctor, if you say so, I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so.
16:04As for you, I'll go find the criminal and bring him back immediately.
16:07Colonel, please leave him with me.
16:08I know it's not very effective,
16:10but he's still one of us.
16:12You never know.
16:13There is no reason for authority.
16:14So I came to see you when you were sick
16:15and you, you refuse me that?
16:17Okay, but not for too long, right?
16:20A few hours.
16:25I am Zimmer's jersey.
16:28Ah, yes. Room 216, swimsuit.
16:31Thank you.
16:40Zimmer is here, that's it, he'll be at 216 at the end of the corridor.
16:44A Colonel Hogan, the colonel, he wants Nuker back, I have to bring him back.
16:49Yes, thank you.
16:50Are you feeling better, Colonel?
16:51Ah, yes, much better.
16:56Give them to me, I'll keep them for you at home.
16:59Could you leave us alone for a minute, Sergeant?
17:01This is what I have to do in my will, it's rather personal.
17:04Ah, yes, yes.
17:05But at 10 minutes, then, yes.
17:09How are you going to get to Zimmer?
17:11The window.
17:12No, no, there's no way, I checked.
17:13There has to be a way.
17:15Okay, you go to bed, you take my place.
17:16I'll hurry up.
17:18No, but I know in the hallway he'll spot you if you go out.
17:20If I went out on foot, certainly, but I intend for the tax.
17:24Hello, Colonel.
17:25I'll bring you some sweets, it's dinner time, Colonel.
17:31Do you want me to put these pretty flowers in his face with water?
17:34No thanks, I'll eat them.
17:35I apologize, Serge.
17:50I can assert myself.
17:53That's very kind of you, Serge.
17:54Mr. Zimmer.
18:08Good evening.
18:09I'll bring you some orange juice, here, I'm your night nurse.
18:12If you need anything, just ring me, I'm not far away, I'll come right away.
18:16You included.
18:25Room?
18:25Who are you ?
18:27Potato Masher, your contact.
18:29Code name, Spaghetti.
18:31So, this message.
18:33Listen, I've got a lot to do, we don't have all night, right?
18:35So, listen, I heard that their ship, the Tirpitz, is probably going to go out and do an operation during the night.
18:41The Allies absolutely have to sink it, otherwise the convoys to Murmansk are lost, right?
18:46And they will have no more defense.
18:48I'm sorry to insist, Colonel, but it's you who brings back Newclerc.
18:51I managed to get an order of...
18:53Where is Newclerc?
18:55Where did he go, was it Newclerc?
18:59It's Newclerc, she must be crazy.
19:00But I'm going to find out where he is, Colonel, where there is...
19:03Oh !
19:05I have one of those troops right now.
19:08At one point, I thought you were fed up, so I...
19:10No, no, no, I'm not out of here, Serge, rest assured.
19:13I follow them.
19:14Oh !
19:15Really, the question is...
19:19Where is he?
19:20Him, who?
19:20Colonel O'Connor, he doesn't seem to be into alcohol.
19:25Where have you been? You're as weird as a Sentinel, Schultz.
19:27Ah, well, I think if you came in, when you came out...
19:30Yes, there, maybe I had to go out...
19:31Can I keep Newclerc for a while longer?
19:33Oh no, that's not the question, in the car!
19:35At your command, but here, I give you my will, you have it sent immediately to my notary.
19:39Oh yeah, it goes right away.
19:40This prisoner must not return to the Stalag.
19:46Your illness is contagious.
19:47I have to keep him here for a few more days, for observation.
19:50Yes, that was a very good idea, doctor.
19:51I will come back tomorrow morning.
19:52No, no, there is no question of leaving this room.
19:54You stay there, that's an order.
19:56Ah, good, so now we're fresh, we have the message to send and no one can leave the room.
20:03Of course, we're going out.
20:04I didn't get this disease for nothing, this will help me.
20:06Help you with what?
20:07To go out.
20:08Clink brought me in here, it's up to him to get me out.
20:12So, you Eskimos are clever.
20:14I have you, the actress, I'm listening.
20:21Hello, is he there?
20:22Colonel Hogan.
20:24This is for me, Herr Colonel, it's personal.
20:30I'm listening.
20:32Listen to me, you're going to say my name, not too loud, but enough for him to hear it.
20:37Hogan?
20:38We're going to escape from the hospital tonight, through the back.
20:43I will send you some extra pairs of banylons to England.
20:46Come on, I'm going.
20:50So I was sure of that, I always had doubts.
20:52This time I said it.
21:06You leave it there for him to see.
21:08Yeah.
21:10Colonel, that can't be done.
21:12The doctor said the colonel was very ill.
21:14Otherwise, he is in the window up there, yes, but a colonel.
21:18The room was on the other side of the hospital.
21:21I was saying, but this side is better lit.
21:26What could that be?
21:28Like, I have a trash can.
21:31It's really getting worse.
21:32No, it's getting harder and harder to miss an escape.
21:35Come on, we have to end this.
21:36No need to repeat it twice.
21:50My Lord, I didn't repeat anything.
21:52SO ?
21:54No, that's right.
21:55You are his.
21:57It's failed again, Colonel.
21:58But we managed to escape.
22:00But we were just taking a little walk, just to get some fresh air.
22:02I don't feel very comfortable.
22:03I am claustrophic.
22:04Don't tell a story.
22:06Oh, I know, we're getting the better of Schultz.
22:08And even to support the doctor.
22:10But be careful, no way with me, Hogan.
22:13This escape plan was too childish, Colonel.
22:16We'll take you back to camp now.
22:18No point in resisting.
22:19You lost Hogan.
22:20Recognize it.
22:21I recognize it.
22:22I'll never know how he does it.
22:24Oh, he must have family among the spied upon.
22:26Did you fix the colonel's car?
22:39A little, yes, that I fixed it.
22:40Just a second, Hogan.
22:43Tell me, Hogan, do you have any resentment?
22:46of having been held up in your escape attempt?
22:48No, no, none.
22:49You wouldn't try anything indelicate that would be revenge?
22:51Do you think.
22:52But you knew about my idea for a walk this afternoon, right?
22:55I'm planning to go to the river and I might fall in.
22:59Maybe.
23:02I changed my mind.
23:04YOU ?
23:04Have you changed your mind?
23:05You are the one who will take this walk.
23:07Oh, no, no.
23:08And you will have to sit in the place I occupied.
23:11No, no, but I'm sorry, I have a lot of work to finish.
23:13You will do it as soon as you get home.
23:15By car.
23:19Schultz, roll.
23:20Well, let's see, Colonel.
23:25Don't drive too fast, Schultz.
23:38I'm glad the car was fixed earlier.
23:41That's right, air, colonel.
23:43Nice work.
23:43Chultz, roll.
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