- 01/06/2021
Papa Schultz - Épisode 20 (VF) (Hogan's Heroes)
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03:30Never mind, we're going to see a sick German.
03:33A prisoner is not allowed to visit one of his guards.
03:35It could, if the patient is clicked.
03:37And there's nothing, Colonel?
03:38We can't swear to anything.
03:39This agent's name is Major Zimmer.
03:58The password is simply Spaghetti.
04:00He has information that London wants immediately.
04:02It's always urgent.
04:03We will try.
04:04Can we know how you plan to visit the hospital?
04:07Klink will give us the solution.
04:09Colonel, the colonel, he wants his car.
04:11But take it, Sergeant, as if it were your own.
04:12No, alas, listen, but what are you doing?
04:15We don't do anything about it.
04:16We're experimenting with a steel rod, Schultz.
04:18And the beautiful one would like to make pretzels with metal.
04:20But that's a bit silly, isn't it?
04:22This way we could keep them longer.
04:24Yes, without it softening.
04:24This is a ridiculous idea.
04:26But you know the economy.
04:28And besides that, we're finishing repairing the colonel's car.
04:31But he makes the mistake in two minutes.
04:32She's not ready yet.
04:33The colonel said it, it's the experience straight away.
04:35It's an order.
04:36He'll have it, if I want it.
04:37How come, how come, if you want, you want?
04:43It's too nervous, done.
04:45For me, it's just a bit of a slack in the rotation at work.
04:47Now I'm sure the colonel is going to kill me.
04:49This is war, Schultz.
04:51Hey, you should have thought of that before invading Poland, Schultz.
04:53Schultz!
04:55Well, here they are.
04:56Well, the unfinished ones will do better later.
05:00Why isn't the car ready yet?
05:02That is to say, Colonel, it is without...
05:04They're not finished yet, it's not done at all.
05:08And please, Colonel,
05:09I would like to remind you that it takes time to do such work.
05:12One of your tricks, I'm sure, Hogan.
05:14One of my tricks?
05:15Hogan, you'll never die at this game.
05:17I am stronger than you.
05:19And if your purpose is to put obstacles in the way of our war machine,
05:22know that it failed.
05:23Schultz, I'll take the sidecar.
05:25No, don't take the sidecar, Colonel, it's also being repaired.
05:28You can't drive with it.
05:30It's risky to make sense...
05:31Ah, watch out!
05:32Hogan, I know all your arguments.
05:34This way doesn't work anymore.
05:35Know that I precede all your thoughts.
05:38When, then, will you put it into your head
05:39that Germans are the most intelligent beings?
05:42Schultz, go ahead!
05:43Don't move, Colonel.
05:49Hogan, this is all your fault.
05:50How my fault, I just told you to stay here.
05:53Carter, Carter, call an ambulance quickly.
05:54But I don't want an ambulance, I have nothing.
05:56But how about nothing, it's a case of whiplash.
05:58I've seen this for years, look at this.
06:00Is that painful?
06:01Ouch!
06:02Oh my, this is worse than I thought.
06:03It's not whiplash, it's downright...
06:05There may be something wrong with the brain.
06:06Carter!
06:07But why doesn't he ever listen to me, huh?
06:09For what ?
06:10I know a lot.
06:11Because he's a stupid and completely funny person.
06:15Schultz, Schultz, you surprise me there.
06:19We have to go see him at the hospital.
06:20It's nice to see friendly faces, isn't it?
06:22I am far from being a friend of the colonel.
06:24There is no article in the regulations that requires me to go and read a deficit.
06:27So, no reason why, I'm here.
06:29No doubt, Sergeant.
06:30But he will heal, he will come back and he will remember your indifference.
06:33What will change?
06:34A trip to Stalingrad.
06:35Oh, I think I'll go pick up a small bouquet of the exchange flowers from my visit.
06:41What if I came with you?
06:42We have to have it.
06:42But yes, Sergeant.
06:43But of course, I'm sure he'll be very happy to see us every day.
06:50Just a second, Sergeant.
06:52Excuse me, do you have a major Timmer at home right now?
06:54Timmer?
06:56Oh, yes, I have his name.
06:57He is one of the injured on the train.
06:58He should be brought to us around 10:00.
07:0010 o'clock tonight? Thanks.
07:01What is this major Timmer?
07:02He is a friend.
07:03Where did you find those who come here?
07:05He wrote me a note.
07:07Oh, well, the accident only happened during the day, right?
07:09He sent a telegram.
07:13I don't have any old age, are you sure?
07:15No, don't worry.
07:16So, it must be your presence.
07:17Do you mind if I just call you Gerda?
07:19Oh, the cabbage, you know.
07:23You have visitors, Herr Kölnay.
07:25Visitors?
07:26Hey, Kölnay, it's Jean Schultz reporting for an official visit, just one.
07:33What are you doing here, Hogan?
07:34You are responsible for my immobilization.
07:36Are you being treated well, Colonel?
07:37You tried to kill me and you care about me?
07:40No, it's very unfair.
07:41I don't deserve this.
07:42Ah, sorry about everything.
07:43I know, we're enemies, okay?
07:45But everyone knows that Wellington also admired Napoleon.
07:48He fought himself, but he still valued himself.
07:52Napoleon?
07:52I may have been wrong, but in a way, I put you on a pedestal.
07:56I didn't know that detail, Hogan.
07:57Father Colonel, we have the results of your clinical examinations.
08:02They are all negative in nature.
08:03Doctor Klaus said you could go home.
08:06Thank you, Hogan.
08:07Schultz, see the resumption, ask where my uniform was put.
08:11Welcome, Colonel.
08:12Oh, Colonel, if you do a situation quickie, don't forget to put that I made you where I am a fist.
08:17Colonel, I'm sorry, you still have the face of a sick man.
08:21You have all the symptoms of meningitis.
08:23It is better to remain under observation.
08:24Oh yes ?
08:24A day, or a week, or several, or at least until ten o'clock tonight.
08:28I'm sure Doctor Klaus knows what he's doing, right?
08:31Yes, but what are you talking about?
08:33From Colonel Klink, Klink, Wilhelm Klink, room 216.
08:36Don't give up hope, doctor.
08:38I know he can be saved by this hand.
08:42Klink?
08:43Yes, yes, that's it.
08:44Klink, Klink.
08:46Klink.
08:46It should be released today.
08:49But no, but it's still much too early.
08:51Let someone out in this condition, it's dangerous.
08:53But if there really is something, yes, but if there is nothing, I see no reason to keep it from you.
08:57Unless, of course, he insists on staying.
08:58Thank you, doctor.
08:59I agree with that.
09:01Hogan, are you scheming to keep me here?
09:04For what ?
09:06I know it's not easy to lead you up the garden path, Colonel.
09:08I tried.
09:09There you go, she's desperate.
09:11She begged me, yes.
09:12Can we refuse these things?
09:14Who is she?
09:15But the one that heals you.
09:17She stood there in the hallway, in tears.
09:19He's a kid.
09:20He was told you were going out.
09:22A woman in tears is unbearable.
09:24But why does Gerdas...
09:25You underestimate your power, Colonel.
09:27Her heart is in pieces.
09:29Do you believe?
09:30She would give anything to spend one more evening here with you, Colonel.
09:33It would make a wonderful keepsake for his old age.
09:35Do you understand that?
09:36I told him I would try.
09:37Thank you so much.
09:38Such beautiful affection should not be despised, Colonel.
09:42Ultimately, the decision is yours.
09:46Uniform faults and, Colonel.
09:48In the pantry, Charles.
09:49Well done, Colonel.
09:50I'm not leaving here right away.
09:54Hogan, you are from Melodio-12-8.
09:56I'm used to that.
09:57Oh, I know.
09:58And you'll be nice to her, Colonel.
09:59She deserves it.
10:00What are you coming here for?
10:10Ah, who, me?
10:11Dr. Klaus insists that all patients have his book.
10:14He has already given some to all the staff who work in his hospital.
10:19But where do you pass the chain of custody?
10:20Ah, today is his release day.
10:22I'm the one who has to put it back.
10:24If you want something, you call me.
10:26Well, yeah, in my opinion, he must have given up, poor kid.
10:33Cabbage, can you smell my uniform?
10:34Yours faithfully, listen.
10:35Come on, hurry up a little.
10:36Well, there you go.
10:38Well, look at this, searching.
10:39Come on, but I have another uniform.
10:41A driver at the gano-shtalak.
10:43Hopi!
10:44What I don't understand,
10:50It's just that the Colonel had a similar accident without breaking anything.
10:53He should play at the races.
10:54No, it's my fault.
10:55I should have gone further in sabotaging his motorcycle.
10:57We would have had a chance.
10:58Another time, arrange for him to have a broken leg.
11:00or a disassembled shoulder.
11:01No, but you'll excuse me.
11:02I'm a soldier, not a surgeon.
11:03You will stop.
11:05It's no use.
11:07We have a real problem.
11:09And basically,
11:10if Colonel Kling is no longer in this hospital,
11:11that he will succeed in contacting Zimmer?
11:13It's simple, one of us has to go to the hospital.
11:15Yeah, and that makes sense to me.
11:16And who would you think of in particular?
11:18Oh, not me.
11:19I feel very healthy.
11:20Okay, who's willing to jump off the roof?
11:24Come on, no hesitation, it's for the cause, a volunteer.
11:28A sprain, then.
11:31A little toe?
11:32No, there is no one.
11:34Well, just a cold, you don't care.
11:36It's no use.
11:37And then this hospital is reserved for aviation officers.
11:40We would be sent to another hospital.
11:41No, the wood is right, there is nothing we can do.
11:43So it's a dead end.
11:44No, I don't think so, I see a solution there.
11:47This book is about Doctor Klaus's favorite illnesses.
11:49Wait, that might interest us after all.
11:53Newkirk, tell us that.
11:56One of the most serious infections that has been noted in the North
11:59is the polaris extremis, which is found in the tribes of Eshimaux.
12:04The symptoms are, strong pain in the digital endings,
12:08need for greenery in the diet
12:10and the appearance of peripheral motovascular spasms
12:13and stiffness of the cartilaginous mandibles.
12:16Oh, that sounds pretty naughty to me.
12:18Oh, that's an interesting disease.
12:19Ask the Red Cross for one.
12:20They've already gotten it, just by reading the symptoms.
12:23Go on, tell me how it ends, that's the most important thing.
12:25Go ahead.
12:25So, this condition can only be treated in a hospital setting,
12:28in an isolated room, which excludes contamination of other patients.
12:32That's it.
12:33What is this?
12:34This is what we need if we want to get out of this.
12:36Kinch, you send this to London.
12:37Okay, handsome, take out my old parka.
12:39New Kerr, you will come to the hospital with me.
12:41I'm going to study this book again so I don't get the symptoms wrong.
12:43Come on, come on.
12:44Leon, Colonel, are you really planning on getting the Polaris and the Extremis?
12:48Of course, yes.
12:50I don't like that.
12:50For what ?
12:51Because you won't be covered by insurance.
13:02You know very well, Colonel, but be careful for a few days, nothing.
13:06There is, there is, there is.
13:06Come in.
13:08Ah, there's my uniform.
13:10Very good, very good.
13:11Glad to see you healed, Colonel.
13:13I told you he was in excellent health, Sergeant.
13:15You didn't want to believe me.
13:16SO ?
13:16Look, what are you doing here?
13:17A colonel, I told him that that didn't happen...
13:19If I'm here, it's because I have a good reason.
13:20I found the man responsible for your motorcycle accident yesterday.
13:22I wanted him to see for himself the suffering caused by his reckless act.
13:26Come on, come in.
13:31Look at the result.
13:32Oh, I know very well that I will never change.
13:34I've been like this since I was a child.
13:35Oh, it's a nephew on my brother's side who is like that.
13:37It's terrible.
13:38Who is this where?
13:39This prisoner asks you for severe punishment.
13:41Two rules, we help you and our return to the j'talac, Colonel Logan.
13:45I want to thank you, doctor, for your excellent care of the colonel.
13:48It didn't say anything.
13:49While I'm at it, I wanted to tell you...
13:51GOOD.
13:52That's kind of boring, you might say.
13:54Oh yes, yes, I received it from my grandmother.
13:55It keeps me very warm in winter.
13:57But what is it?
13:58Oh, it's nothing.
14:01I often have peripheral motor vascular spasms.
14:04How long have you been studying it?
14:05Unfortunately, I also had stiffness in my monibules.
14:08Not maybe a virus, but several soldiers are already suffering from breast pain and jumping off the railings.
14:12I have always had a great curiosity about the Eskimos and their customs.
14:15Yes, yes, I spent three years in Alaska, in Ankara.
14:19Oh, you know Alaska?
14:20Yes.
14:20You may know my grandmother, so she was born among the Eskimos.
14:23That's not much, yes, it is...
14:24Finally, the country is very large.
14:26Ah, yes, it is...
14:26Did you know that I wrote a book about Arctic diseases?
14:30Oh yeah, that's interesting.
14:35Do you have pain from your falling out endings?
14:38Oh, yeah, I have a bit of a tendency to get hung up.
14:41So much.
14:41And you were just talking about jaw stiffness.
14:44Is it cartilaginous?
14:45Oh, it happens, yes, quite often.
14:46But usually, it does that to me between the space.
14:48It's been...
14:49It's annoying.
14:50I take a lot of aspirin.
14:51Yes, you must especially drink plenty of water.
14:55Would it be possible...
14:57I'd like to watch for a second.
15:01Yes, the motorized space.
15:04Stiff mandible, that must be it.
15:05Ah, I'm sure of it.
15:07Step 180.
15:10Yes yes.
15:12I was sure I knew this disease.
15:14That's what I believe.
15:16Yes.
15:17Colonel Organ.
15:18You know, the polaris extremis.
15:26We're not going to make a big deal out of it because he's a little hungry.
15:36What is this ?
15:37I seem to be creating to tell you that he has polaris extremis.
15:41Colonel, but that would surprise me.
15:43But a colonel, you would be aware of the state of his finger lice,
15:47It's him, his stomach and especially his attitude.
15:49Just now he ate some thresholds.
15:51Oh no, no, Colonel, he is often, he is very ill.
15:54Is that exactly?
15:55Absolutely, yes, yes.
15:56We absolutely have to get rid of him.
15:58This will be my first interesting case of polaris extremis.
16:01Ah, well, doctor, if you say so, I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so.
16:04As for you, I'll go find the criminal and bring him back immediately.
16:07Colonel, please leave him with me.
16:08I know it's not very effective,
16:10but he's still one of us.
16:12You never know.
16:13There is no reason for authority.
16:14So I came to see you when you were sick
16:15and you, you refuse me that?
16:17Okay, but not for too long, right?
16:20A few hours.
16:25I am Zimmer's jersey.
16:28Ah, yes. Room 216, swimsuit.
16:31Thank you.
16:40Zimmer is here, that's it, he'll be at 216 at the end of the corridor.
16:44A Colonel Hogan, the colonel, he wants Nuker back, I have to bring him back.
16:49Yes, thank you.
16:50Are you feeling better, Colonel?
16:51Ah, yes, much better.
16:56Give them to me, I'll keep them for you at home.
16:59Could you leave us alone for a minute, Sergeant?
17:01This is what I have to do in my will, it's rather personal.
17:04Ah, yes, yes.
17:05But at 10 minutes, then, yes.
17:09How are you going to get to Zimmer?
17:11The window.
17:12No, no, there's no way, I checked.
17:13There has to be a way.
17:15Okay, you go to bed, you take my place.
17:16I'll hurry up.
17:18No, but I know in the hallway he'll spot you if you go out.
17:20If I went out on foot, certainly, but I intend for the tax.
17:24Hello, Colonel.
17:25I'll bring you some sweets, it's dinner time, Colonel.
17:31Do you want me to put these pretty flowers in his face with water?
17:34No thanks, I'll eat them.
17:35I apologize, Serge.
17:50I can assert myself.
17:53That's very kind of you, Serge.
17:54Mr. Zimmer.
18:08Good evening.
18:09I'll bring you some orange juice, here, I'm your night nurse.
18:12If you need anything, just ring me, I'm not far away, I'll come right away.
18:16You included.
18:25Room?
18:25Who are you ?
18:27Potato Masher, your contact.
18:29Code name, Spaghetti.
18:31So, this message.
18:33Listen, I've got a lot to do, we don't have all night, right?
18:35So, listen, I heard that their ship, the Tirpitz, is probably going to go out and do an operation during the night.
18:41The Allies absolutely have to sink it, otherwise the convoys to Murmansk are lost, right?
18:46And they will have no more defense.
18:48I'm sorry to insist, Colonel, but it's you who brings back Newclerc.
18:51I managed to get an order of...
18:53Where is Newclerc?
18:55Where did he go, was it Newclerc?
18:59It's Newclerc, she must be crazy.
19:00But I'm going to find out where he is, Colonel, where there is...
19:03Oh !
19:05I have one of those troops right now.
19:08At one point, I thought you were fed up, so I...
19:10No, no, no, I'm not out of here, Serge, rest assured.
19:13I follow them.
19:14Oh !
19:15Really, the question is...
19:19Where is he?
19:20Him, who?
19:20Colonel O'Connor, he doesn't seem to be into alcohol.
19:25Where have you been? You're as weird as a Sentinel, Schultz.
19:27Ah, well, I think if you came in, when you came out...
19:30Yes, there, maybe I had to go out...
19:31Can I keep Newclerc for a while longer?
19:33Oh no, that's not the question, in the car!
19:35At your command, but here, I give you my will, you have it sent immediately to my notary.
19:39Oh yeah, it goes right away.
19:40This prisoner must not return to the Stalag.
19:46Your illness is contagious.
19:47I have to keep him here for a few more days, for observation.
19:50Yes, that was a very good idea, doctor.
19:51I will come back tomorrow morning.
19:52No, no, there is no question of leaving this room.
19:54You stay there, that's an order.
19:56Ah, good, so now we're fresh, we have the message to send and no one can leave the room.
20:03Of course, we're going out.
20:04I didn't get this disease for nothing, this will help me.
20:06Help you with what?
20:07To go out.
20:08Clink brought me in here, it's up to him to get me out.
20:12So, you Eskimos are clever.
20:14I have you, the actress, I'm listening.
20:21Hello, is he there?
20:22Colonel Hogan.
20:24This is for me, Herr Colonel, it's personal.
20:30I'm listening.
20:32Listen to me, you're going to say my name, not too loud, but enough for him to hear it.
20:37Hogan?
20:38We're going to escape from the hospital tonight, through the back.
20:43I will send you some extra pairs of banylons to England.
20:46Come on, I'm going.
20:50So I was sure of that, I always had doubts.
20:52This time I said it.
21:06You leave it there for him to see.
21:08Yeah.
21:10Colonel, that can't be done.
21:12The doctor said the colonel was very ill.
21:14Otherwise, he is in the window up there, yes, but a colonel.
21:18The room was on the other side of the hospital.
21:21I was saying, but this side is better lit.
21:26What could that be?
21:28Like, I have a trash can.
21:31It's really getting worse.
21:32No, it's getting harder and harder to miss an escape.
21:35Come on, we have to end this.
21:36No need to repeat it twice.
21:50My Lord, I didn't repeat anything.
21:52SO ?
21:54No, that's right.
21:55You are his.
21:57It's failed again, Colonel.
21:58But we managed to escape.
22:00But we were just taking a little walk, just to get some fresh air.
22:02I don't feel very comfortable.
22:03I am claustrophic.
22:04Don't tell a story.
22:06Oh, I know, we're getting the better of Schultz.
22:08And even to support the doctor.
22:10But be careful, no way with me, Hogan.
22:13This escape plan was too childish, Colonel.
22:16We'll take you back to camp now.
22:18No point in resisting.
22:19You lost Hogan.
22:20Recognize it.
22:21I recognize it.
22:22I'll never know how he does it.
22:24Oh, he must have family among the spied upon.
22:26Did you fix the colonel's car?
22:39A little, yes, that I fixed it.
22:40Just a second, Hogan.
22:43Tell me, Hogan, do you have any resentment?
22:46of having been held up in your escape attempt?
22:48No, no, none.
22:49You wouldn't try anything indelicate that would be revenge?
22:51Do you think.
22:52But you knew about my idea for a walk this afternoon, right?
22:55I'm planning to go to the river and I might fall in.
22:59Maybe.
23:02I changed my mind.
23:04YOU ?
23:04Have you changed your mind?
23:05You are the one who will take this walk.
23:07Oh, no, no.
23:08And you will have to sit in the place I occupied.
23:11No, no, but I'm sorry, I have a lot of work to finish.
23:13You will do it as soon as you get home.
23:15By car.
23:19Schultz, roll.
23:20Well, let's see, Colonel.
23:25Don't drive too fast, Schultz.
23:38I'm glad the car was fixed earlier.
23:41That's right, air, colonel.
23:43Nice work.
23:43Chultz, roll.
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