- 21/05/2020
Papa Schultz - Épisode 05 (VF) (Hogan's Heroes)
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00:00Here we go
00:30Here we go
01:00Here we go
01:29In the art of disguise
01:30Yeah he was in the show
01:32Before the war
01:32In the war
01:34But yes, before the war
01:34He was very famous
01:35He had a number
01:36Where he dressed as a woman
01:37Oh, it must be her.
01:39That's what I mean by him
01:39Colonel Hogan
01:52Danzig
01:53I expected to see a beautiful person in heels and nightgowns
02:01If we don't change our disguise
02:02It's not a disguise anymore
02:03You have to surprise your audience
02:05This is the distribution plan
02:07And the cantonment of 5 Panzer Division of the sector
02:09It's more than I expected
02:10Well done
02:12Thank you again for all you do, Colonel.
02:14Good luck
02:14Halter
02:19Halter
02:21PULL
02:22You follow them
02:28Is anything broken?
02:32Yeah, it's fine.
02:32Yeah, it's fine.
02:33Let us show courage
02:34Fortunately, the German soldiers
02:36They shoot as badly as the French soldiers
02:37Well then you don't react to my insults anymore, handsome.
02:40Louis
02:43Hey Louis
02:47Oh no
02:52Oh you bastards
02:57They ruined my little French
02:58Come on, don't worry, my friend.
03:17It'll be OK
03:19Careful, put it there.
03:20Gentle
03:22So
03:24Carter
03:25Boil some water please
03:27And then you bring me bandages
03:28Ah your orders
03:29There are salts in my bag
03:30Bring them too
03:31Ah your orders
03:32And let's say it bleeds, eh?
03:34It doesn't seem too serious in terms of branding.
03:35No, it doesn't look very deep.
03:37Well, maybe it's the shock.
03:38We will know
03:38But it's nothing at all
03:40It's a small injury, nothing at all.
03:41It's a little bit of a sign, but it's nothing at all.
03:42Eh
03:43what are you talking about
03:44That it's nothing at all
03:45In France I would have received a medal for that.
03:47And I would have been kissed on both cheeks.
03:48But you don't want anything
03:49No, not for something like that.
03:50Your sergeant wouldn't even have shaken your hand.
03:51Okay, it's okay.
03:52The main thing is very serious earthling
03:54So why did I lose consciousness?
03:56Oh it must be because of the blood loss
03:57You bled like a calf
03:58That's the explanation.
04:01Oh yeah, it's the sight of blood.
04:03Who made his head spin?
04:04Hello
04:05Black Radish
04:05Prespuré Call
04:06To you
04:07I receive you here
04:09Prespuré
04:10I'm listening to you, Black Radish.
04:11We know big trouble
04:13One of ours was hit
04:15He was shot in the middle of the leg
04:16We need penicillin
04:18Bring it urgently
04:20The injured person is in a worrying situation
04:21Tell him we're going to request a parachute drop for tonight.
04:24We will contact London to send us some.
04:26Said Colonel Black Radish
04:27Thank you Prespuré
04:28Do you have any way of getting the information to London?
04:31No, unfortunately.
04:31It was planned that it was the injured person himself who was to go there.
04:34Okay, done.
04:36My Colonel
04:36Would you mind asking for a little extra pinch of penicillin for me?
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:45Arthong! Arthong!
04:47Everyone call in 10 seconds
04:49Raus! Raus! Raus!
04:50I said highs!
04:50Ouch!
04:51What's wrong with him, is he into sugar?
04:53No, but he got sunburned, that's all.
04:54Ah! I apologize then!
04:56It's a joke, we don't get sunburned, nothing can be done.
04:58I have very sensitive skin.
05:00Oh yeah, real baby skin
05:01And that's true, right?
05:02When he reads to us sitting under the lamp, he takes off his shirt because he is so hot.
05:06You're making me walk a director
05:08Oh no, I'd be surprised, he's not strong enough to make you walk.
05:10You would have to be a real Hercules to do that.
05:12Okay, come on, come on, let's get to work, eh, it's going to be time
05:14What's the point of going outside to freeze? We're all here, right? Can he count us?
05:17Colonel, attention, the colonel is the one who must address you.
05:20Schultz, with the weather out there, I won't even go outside to go to the firing squad.
05:24Oh! If I were you, Colonel, I wouldn't joke about executions.
05:29Especially after what happened in the morning
05:31What happened in the morning?
05:33We managed to... I won't say anything.
05:35Military secret they say
05:37Ah! So you can tell me, eh, I'm not a soldier at all, Sergeant.
05:41No? No
05:42One day I went to the post office at my house, they were dropping off a letter
05:44And then I saw on a big poster written
05:46Nail Sam needs you
05:48Oh !
05:48Yes, so not the nail, eh, uncle
05:50Yes, yes, yes, did you see it?
05:51No, it's the... well yes, it's my aunt's husband.
05:53Ah ah ah, to stick to it
05:54No, it's the Oscar
05:55Anyway, his story is probably the same one that has been told throughout the camp since this morning.
06:00We're talking about Oscar Danzig, the famous... do you already know?
06:04Yes, everyone knows that.
06:05But what is so special about this Oscar Danzig?
06:08Oh! Colonel Klig, he told us that... that this Danzig would be at the head of a formidable network of resistance.
06:15Ah, there are other resistance fighters, eh?
06:17Oh, well, none of them are equal to Danzig.
06:19What does he have that the others don't?
06:21It would have been enough that I was told a kind of genius in the soul and sharpened
06:25Apparently, before the war, he did a number where he was sharpened as a woman and you couldn't see anything.
06:30Who told you this kind of thing?
06:32It's someone who knew him, huh, huh, huh
06:34Corporal Mitten d'Off, he still has a photo of his tomes in a pin-up girl outfit
06:37She is so pretty that everyone...
06:39Everyone is dead!
06:42Pr Aust Card
06:43All prisoners present are the exception and the colonel
06:48Thank you, looking for
06:51Sir, I am not speaking to you today as commander of the Pjak.
06:56I address you, let's say, as friends
06:58Did anyone hear him say hi to us, guys?
07:02I have the honor of being declared Treasurer General
07:13from the Zoudians committee and collection for our soldiers
07:16who courageously defend us on the Russian front.
07:18I am ready to contribute, Colonel,
07:20but I only have my sling.
07:21They take checks from Stingras.
07:24Hey, Colonel, here's my modest contribution.
07:26to the resistance of your favorite heroes.
07:28That's well sent.
07:29I'm happy to continue.
07:31Silence, Colonel, he would be happy to continue.
07:34Well, go on.
07:35He's listening to himself. Go on, Colonel.
07:37Thank you, Jules.
07:38So tomorrow night I decided to invite a band,
07:41group of women wives of higher aims
07:43at a small reception.
07:46And I would have liked to have, for the occasion,
07:48some volunteers for the service.
07:50Hello ?
07:52Did you hear the colonel?
07:53We need someone to volunteer, you?
07:55We heard the colonel.
07:56Yes, you heard.
07:57I would like not to hear you.
07:59Is there the...
08:00You would do it for a great cause.
08:04Our soldiers are fighting in horrible conditions
08:06on the Russian front.
08:08And you, gentlemen, as soldiers,
08:10you would like, I'm sure,
08:11help other soldiers a little.
08:15And don't make the excuse
08:16that we are at war with you.
08:18Colonel, I am a volunteer.
08:20It took a nice gesture, Carter.
08:21Before, I would like to know how much Adolf Hitler
08:23donated money to the Red Cross.
08:24Ah!
08:26Yes, eh, it is...
08:27You will provide services at my reception,
08:29Carter is another one.
08:30Colonel, I doubt that the Geneva Convention
08:32allows you to force prisoners
08:33to give their time to serve the enemy camp.
08:36You will send me men for these receptions,
08:38organ, otherwise the electricity will be cut off
08:40at 6 o'clock every month.
08:41Either way, it won't change much, Colonel.
08:42We only have one working light bulb.
08:44We were promised a replacement
08:45at least 15 days ago.
08:47I recognize that this is true.
08:48You're right, Newcock.
08:49So we're going to replace today
08:51the missing bulbs
08:53and we cover the current
08:54at very specific times.
08:57So, are you going, yes or no,
08:58help me make my party a success?
09:00Schnapps or vodka?
09:03Here is the package.
09:08House, everywhere,
09:10it is not a juice.
09:11Hey, a dad, a dad,
09:12a dad, patrol.
09:13No, no, follow me, quickly.
09:14Stop!
09:20Stop!
09:22Here we go!
09:52What is this?
09:57Penicillin.
09:58You didn't have it delivered to Danzig?
10:00No?
10:00But no, we met a patrol and got shot at.
10:03You didn't suffer any damage?
10:04No, no, no.
10:05Not everyone is as lucky.
10:07I am as if crucified by this wound.
10:09It's like putting a poker deep into the wound.
10:11Dare you, Lebo, with a poker we can catch the coal.
10:14Yes, it might have been better to take it in the head.
10:15Ah, there, I laugh.
10:17The patrol is still in the area, I can see it.
10:19You have a plan, Colonel, it shows on your face.
10:22We don't stand a chance, we would be taking too big a risk.
10:27It's the Gestapo.
10:28Hey, say.
10:29Wait, if we wait a few hours, I could slip through the tunnel and go see Danzig.
10:33You wouldn't go three meters before getting some plan in your ass.
10:35Yeah, so what do we do with the penis, Celine?
10:37It's nothing.
10:38Well, if it's not going to be of any use to anyone, I'd take a dose.
10:42What if the plane dropped right on the Resistance HQ?
10:55But no, it poses too many problems.
10:58And if we could just move Danzig to the city, there would be the dog truck.
11:02They doubled the guard because of the reception at the colonel's, you know.
11:05Hey, I have two ideas.
11:07Well, go ahead, talk.
11:09We are desperate.
11:09So, I have some dynamite in my stash.
11:13So, I make a rocket.
11:15The penicillin is placed in a sealed box.
11:17Colonel King is told that today is the anniversary of the Spanish-American War.
11:21And according to the Geneva Convention, we have the right to celebrate national holidays.
11:25Right?
11:26Yes.
11:26Well, then, I'll build you the rocket in question.
11:29Then she is directed to the Resistance HQ.
11:31In ten minutes, the penicillin is delivered.
11:34What's your other idea?
11:38I'm not talking about that one, she's stupid.
11:40On the ground, you are constantly fresh.
11:46Schultz, you've already been asked to knock on the door.
11:48Ah, but you see me soler, colonel.
11:50I wanted to make a phone call.
11:51Unfortunately, your number was not answered.
11:53There I came in piece, soler.
11:55Hold it, handsome.
11:57This is the list of what to do tomorrow for the colonel's reception.
12:00Greek mushrooms, salmon on the couch, croque-madames, French foie gras,
12:05little sour brats on toast.
12:07Yes, that's my idea because it's wrong.
12:09I'm going to get all those things.
12:10The corporals having met, I am responsible for going to collect them from the masses and the viziers.
12:14I'll need some things of my own too.
12:15How little is there to do?
12:16I don't want to let a Frenchman make tea or joke, do I?
12:18That would be heresy.
12:19The French don't make tea.
12:21In our country, we mainly give herbal tea to our sick people.
12:23So listen to me carefully, Schultz.
12:25I would need a pound of Argelling tea,
12:2710 liters of pure water and of course, a small wicker strainer,
12:30a silver teapot for serving.
12:32Yes, and if that's it, ratouille, kirk?
12:34Oh no, no, wait, the teaspoons, also in silver.
12:37Colonial!
12:38Not your lateness, especially so we don't end up being late for the colonel's reception.
12:42No risk, Schultz, no risk.
12:44A little polish on our shoes and we're ready.
12:46Oh, say, it's a ticketed reception, do we have to wear a tuxedo?
12:48Ah, well, it's definitely, long live, long live.
12:50So, if it's a ticket reception, we'll have to remove the chickens.
12:53That's not in the best taste, I think.
12:54Well, see you later, Sergeant.
12:55As soon as you have merchandise, I'll come.
12:57Hi, Schultz.
12:58Well, well, I'm going to get ready.
13:00Yeah, but that doesn't tell us how we're going to get penicillin through to resistance.
13:04But someone has to go to their cure, that's all.
13:06Uh, you want my second idea?
13:08Hey, wait, we don't even want to hear the first figure, you.
13:10But anyway, how many guests will there be, according to what Schultz asked you?
13:14Uh, based on the quantities I have here, let's say, close to ten.
13:20So if there was one more, I guess it wouldn't be too noticeable.
13:23And that this person would leave without being asked any questions.
13:26Yeah, but where are you going to pick this girl up?
13:30My dear Newkirk, I always imagined you as a brunette.
13:36Colonel Contact Radio, this is for you.
13:40Here Prespuré, are you still here?
13:49This is Prespuré, do you hear me? Answer.
13:52Hello, yes, I hear you clearly.
13:53Over to you, Prespuré.
13:55Would you please repeat your last message?
13:57The injured man we have seems to be getting worse and worse.
13:59He needs immediate care.
14:01We have an absolute need, an imperative need to give him penicillin without wasting any time.
14:06I received your message.
14:08Count on us.
14:08Penicillin is already on its way.
14:11Finished.
14:12Well, that's a stupid idea.
14:15It's Colonel Éplique without meeting, he's going to have me shot.
14:17Maybe he'll ask you to marry him.
14:19Well, if that ever happened to me, I would tell Horstetter to be my best man.
14:22Above all, don't forget my chair, I can do all the dances with you.
14:25Don't laugh about it, I could dance especially at the end of a rope.
14:28And if by any chance you manage to get out of it, I'd love to go out with you.
14:30You definitely have some extremely bizarre ideas.
14:34You're a delightful receptionist, aren't you, General?
14:48Well, if we tolerate receptions.
14:49In any case, these ladies seem to appreciate it very much.
14:52This is the third tray that our friend Le Beau has sent.
14:54Yes, the little fat one in red has been healing small sores non-stop since she arrived.
14:58She's my wife, actually.
15:00Did I say red? I meant green, General.
15:03I'm a bit of an Altonian.
15:04Click, you did say that the big one in red has been healing since the moment she arrived.
15:09I heard it very well.
15:11Because no doubt your wife must have been starving when she arrived.
15:14It's a long way from the big city.
15:16It's just two kilometers.
15:19And there were sandwiches in the car.
15:26Can we also take an order?
15:28I would rather fight the Russians.
15:31Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me. Sorry.
15:34Ah, thank you.
15:37Beau, your little sofas are a marvel of their kind.
15:40These people would eat dog food spread on toast.
15:43No, you are too modest.
15:44No, no, no, no. I'm a little short on food, so I went to the kennel.
15:47It's not spicy enough.
15:54I think the last guest in the brown wig just made her entrance.
16:04Oh, my sincere compliments, chef. These little hors d'oeuvres are delicious.
16:13You are very kind.
16:14I could have the recipes for my receptions.
16:17Oh, but with pleasure, madam. Follow me to the kitchen.
16:19Oh, thank you. I'm the wife of Grand Marshal Maynham.
16:23I'm Marshal Maynham, sort of.
16:25You really don't want to eat anything, gentlemen?
16:28I'm going to die of wine.
16:29Carter, here, try these. They're two unforgettable memories.
16:36Delicious, isn't it?
16:38Delicious, this is the right one.
16:40Tax is a truly remarkable kitchen.
16:42I think it's a dog's job to do all this.
16:45Of several dogs, yes.
16:46A communicant?
16:55Well, Jules, what is it?
16:56There is a message for General Burkhalter.
16:58I'm listening.
16:59But actually, it's a phone call saying that...
17:01Jules, I know how to talk with my mouth full, little oven.
17:05But this is a very important phone call from General Stoffelmayer.
17:08A few moments ago, saying that his wife requests,
17:10but that she will not attend your meeting.
17:12It's a cabbage time.
17:13A functional one!
17:14A general, you...
17:15I would like to know if Mrs. Stoffelmayer knows what she is escaping.
17:20She probably would never have been able to reach the table anyway.
17:24I see that the lady in the mouth has come in to eat again.
17:27Look at her.
17:28It's a glass.
17:29Yes, a glass, yes, that's what I told you.
17:32Let's untie me, Klenk.
17:34How many people exactly did you invite to your meeting?
17:37If we count Mrs. Stoffelmayer, that makes ten right.
17:40So how come I'm sending ten here anyway?
17:44Oh, it should fall.
17:51But it's beautiful to fall, you're right, yes, there are abysses.
17:54Oh, I think one of them will have brought a relationship.
17:56At the foot, one of them is an imposter.
18:00It's hard to see a woman slipping into this kind of reception,
18:02especially the one where money is asked for.
18:04It may not be a female, what do we know?
18:06Oh, maybe that's what's in the sign, the terrorist leader.
18:10It is to weave in the shape of his specialty.
18:13Ya, ya.
18:13Click.
18:15Contact the Gestapo, it gives me the gift.
18:17It is better, I think, to settle it discreetly.
18:19I certainly have a certain writing ability.
18:21I've been around a lot of ladies during my career.
18:23Anyone from the tab?
18:24Some were more like goodness.
18:27Colorel, I bet you a chocolate that it's going to be Mrs. Mannheim.
18:36So I told him, if you can't lose weight,
18:38It's because you don't drink enough, that's it.
18:41They have excellent ones, don't they?
18:43Yes.
18:46What would be funny is if it was the big one in red,
18:49who is Oscar in the sector who...
18:51Excuse me.
18:57Why are you looking at me like that, Colonel?
19:19You sinister, impecile!
19:24But you are completely crazy!
19:25I think you're titanium, if...
19:27I have just overcome the greatest humiliation of my existence.
19:29Hate!
19:30Ah, Colonel!
19:31So turn this over for me.
19:32I'll take you, come on, thing, to jump from this place.
19:35Madam, please...
19:36Oh, leave us alone!
19:38Madam, I'm so sorry, the colonel only has a nitpicky security reason.
19:41For security reasons, your colonel should be flogged!
19:44No, no, madam...
19:45I will say a word about it, Marshal, this evening, be sure of it!
19:48Firing squads are too easy for these people!
19:51Come on, thing, come on, come on!
19:52Leave me where I write!
19:54Never again, I will only come back to horror, wow, it disgusts me!
19:58Don't sublimate your basilites!
20:00Oh, and why would he want her to stay longer, Colonel?
20:03Haven't you had enough laughs?
20:05We didn't want to take you, let's see you looking for a traitor!
20:07Ah, that's very clear!
20:08The Marshal is suspected of being a traitor to Fury and the Reich!
20:11So wait until our marshal knows!
20:13You'll have some crosses to laugh about!
20:14I fully intend to speak out against your sinister stupidity!
20:18Oh no, don't bother him with his stupidity!
20:21My stupidity!
20:22Your stupidity clink stupid!
20:25Let's go down to a chef's house or drive him back to town!
20:28Come on, finish it!
20:28Don't worry, my goodbye!
20:30I'm not driving you back to town right now!
20:33We will do without your services too!
20:35Mrs. Manham, there's still a press!
20:52Ladies, where are you going?
20:54We're all going back to our neighborhoods!
20:56No, no, no!
20:57The reception is not over yet!
20:59As far as we're concerned, she is, Alte-Père!
21:01We will not stay another minute in the company of someone who insults Mrs. Manham,
21:05who is probably the nicest person we have in our relationships!
21:10I was sure she was wearing a wig!
21:12Perta! Perta! Don't get lost so fast, ladies!
21:16There are still some little pastries left!
21:17Please, ladies!
21:19I admit I was wrong, colleague!
21:21Mrs. Manham was not Oscar Dancer!
21:23Look at !
21:23It was the mustache, in fact, that deceived me!
21:26This whole story made us forget a little who the imposter was!
21:31Come on, come back! Wait a second!
21:33Oh, no!
21:36Ah, what's gotten into you now?
21:38Who could the other one be, this lady with Mrs. Manham?
21:42In my opinion, it was Dancer!
21:44He was your imposter!
21:46Stop! Stop!
21:57I said, stop!
22:02Don't you understand what I'm telling you?
22:07I say, do you hear what I'm saying to you?
22:10Just a moment, prick me!
22:12Do you hear what I'm saying?
22:17If I cross my onion, it must be on the back of the end guard!
22:24Well, more or less, what!
22:25Dance!
22:26Thank you !
22:27Ah, I got it!
22:28Ah, it's Newkirk!
22:32In person!
22:33Hi Newkirk!
22:34Hello, did it go well?
22:35It went pretty well, yes!
22:36Dancer is fine, we're taking care of him!
22:37It will be delivered in a week!
22:39Well done Newkirk!
22:40You're dressed up beautifully!
22:41Where did you get all this?
22:42Dancer gave it to me, he has lots of costumes!
22:44You're much younger!
22:45Ah, you're nice!
22:46Are we starting to worry about you?
22:47No, I took my time, of course!
22:49Hey, you know how it is in wartime!
22:51There aren't many civilians!
22:53So, it is natural that when women in the city meet a rather attractive-looking man,
22:57a guy like me, what!
22:59She's cracking!
23:01Well, I can't tell you, it's a gold rush!
23:03The conquest of the West!
23:05The most curious thing is that whatever the age compared,
23:07If you're attractive, women will chase you the same way!
23:11In fact, in my opinion, this!
23:13They couldn't stand it because they were jealous of my beauty!
23:17In fact, in my opinion, this!
23:25They couldn't stand it because they were jealous of my beauty!
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