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  • 24/12/2023
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00:07 ♪ ("The Man Who Made Me Mad" by The Cranberries) ♪
00:08 Oh, waiter, where's my bourbon sour?
00:10 Oh, you must think I'm Kareem, I'm Jamal.
00:12 He stiff you on your drinks, too?
00:13 He fired.
00:14 Kareem! Where's this woman's drink?
00:16 Thomas Jefferson Johnson is no ordinary conman.
00:19 Take the damn money, take the watch, please!
00:21 You know this goes against my every principle.
00:24 There is only one place for people like him.
00:26 I wanna tell y'all about a town where the streets are paved with gold.
00:31 You mean Las Vegas?
00:32 No, not Las Vegas.
00:33 He's talking about Washington, D.C.
00:36 I am running for Congress.
00:38 Now, Thomas Johnson conman
00:42 is Thomas Johnson congressman.
00:46 Read my lips!
00:47 We have a new member joining us today.
00:50 The distinguished gentleman from Florida.
00:52 Paul Rickhouser, American Tobacco Council.
00:56 I'm gonna be extremely frank with you.
00:59 That is, if you're interested in fundraising.
01:03 Well, I'm very flattered, Mr. Chairman.
01:05 Dick.
01:05 Well, I'm very flattered, Mr. Dick.
01:08 No, no, no, no.
01:09 Oh, I'm sorry, Chairman Dick.
01:10 No, Dick, just Dick.
01:12 Oh, just Dick, just plain old Dick.
01:14 You feel that the semi-automatic weapon's gotten a bad rap.
01:17 Really, they're just guns for the ordinary sportsman.
01:19 And then, like a nice warm Uzi.
01:21 Must've had a heart attack.
01:26 Hollywood Pictures presents Eddie Murphy.
01:31 And I think it is wrong when students have to stay up late at night
01:35 and miss all the good shows, doing homework,
01:38 then get up early in the morning and go to school.
01:41 This sort of thing just is not fair.
01:44 He's going to do to Congress
01:49 what Congress has been doing to you.
01:53 I got a sprinkler, too.
01:55 The distinguished gentleman.
01:59 Why aren't you going to vote?
02:02 Is that what that means?
02:03 You know, all this time, I thought that that meant it was time for Final Jeopardy or something.
02:06 EDDIE MURPHY'S FINAL JEOPARDY. COMING SOON.
02:08 [SILENCE]