Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfblBHaWRmLWJrb28

Transcript

00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:04 Oh, no.

00:04 I think you must be mistaken.

00:06 I am not old enough to be your mother, darling.

00:09 I--

00:10 Is this not your signature?

00:11 Here.

00:12 [CASH REGISTER DINGS]

00:14 Uh, well, it does look familiar.

00:18 You checked into Midview General 17 years ago and gave

00:21 birth to a nine-pound baby boy.

00:24 That was me.

00:25 Huh.

00:25 I thought that was a kidney stone.

00:28 Oh, gosh, that's just like my lines.

00:31 OK, give Mommy back the lines now.

00:33 You can't sit here anymore.

00:34 No, you're a bad boy.

00:35 Bad-- bad, bad boy.

00:37 Get off.

00:38 I guess you're right.

00:40 Looks like I'll just have to settle for having

00:42 Elvira as my mom.

00:44 And I guess I'll just have to settle for having a

00:47 sociopathic, borderline, homicidal, maniac with impulse

00:50 behavioral problems as my son.

00:52 I'm so proud.

00:53 Really?

00:54 Really.

00:56 Oh.

00:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]