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Evening Standard
  • 11/3/2023
M&S Christmas Ad 2023
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:04 Oh no, so sad.
00:06 Someone needs a hand.
00:08 [MUSIC]
00:09 I'm alive!
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:19 Speak to me, Left.
00:20 [COUGH]
00:21 I got snow right up my ass.
00:22 Merry Christmas.
00:23 Oh, hello. I'm Right.
00:25 And my damp friend here is Left.
00:27 Yeah, he does that when he gets excited.
00:29 Lovely.
00:30 What on earth were you doing outside?
00:32 Oh, goodie. It's backstory time.
00:34 Picture a little girl, let's call her Lily, on a family trip across the pond.
00:38 Picture a cold night in Lou's backpack.
00:41 Okay.
00:42 Picture Lily's tears, knowing she may never again feel the warmth of our polyester nymph.
00:46 I feel so empty.
00:47 What a sad story.
00:49 Why, thank you.
00:50 Come on, let's sprinkle you with some M&S Christmas magic.
00:54 [MUSIC]
00:55 Yes.
00:56 [MUSIC]
01:05 It gets better.
01:06 [MUSIC]
01:08 Oh, no, that's worse.
01:09 [SCREAM]
01:10 And here's a feast fit for a mitten.
01:13 Best Christmas ever.
01:16 This is not just food. This is M&S Christmas Food.
01:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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