Vikky Or Charlie Banayegay Japani Khane Ka Hotel, Arzuu Se Rishta Kar Dega Paise Ki Mushkil Hal

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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."

00:03 "Be careful, be careful."

00:09 Welcome back, viewers.

00:11 We have a Japanese family with us in this break.

00:14 They have been here twice before.

00:16 This time they have brought their son.

00:18 Let's ask them why they are here.

00:20 "Shabbo, Shabbo, Shabbo."

00:22 Sit down. You will get to eat food.

00:25 He has come from Japan.

00:27 Yes. - He was wearing Sultan's shoes.

00:29 (Laughs)

00:31 I have seen him in the movie 'Fighter'.

00:33 You have got wheels too.

00:35 (Laughs)

00:36 He used to stand behind the trees and say, "Shim, Shim, Shim."

00:39 How?

00:41 "Shim, Shim, Shim."

00:42 (Laughs)

00:43 He used to stand behind the trees and say, "Shim, Shim."

00:45 Who are you?

00:46 (Laughs)

00:47 He used to have a background.

00:49 Yes, he had a background.

00:50 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.

00:51 He used to hide his face and go inside.

00:53 (Laughs)

00:54 He used to say, "Do you wash your face yourself?"

00:57 (Laughs)

00:59 What is your relation with him?

01:00 Mr. Haroon, actually..

01:02 I like you. - I see.

01:03 I like your program.

01:04 I like your country. I want to stay here.

01:06 Sir, we have the right to bring in any person.

01:08 The person whom aunt likes, let him stay.

01:11 (Laughs)

01:12 He was facing me, but he told everyone.

01:15 Sir, if he had told everyone, he would have turned his face.

01:18 (Laughs)

01:18 Tell me, why have you come?

01:20 Sir, I have got a role. - Yes.

01:22 I have decided to stay in Pakistan.

01:23 I am very happy about this. - Yes.

01:25 You liked my country. - Yes.

01:28 I have said what I said first.

01:29 You liked all of us. - Yes.

01:32 Is there a ninja who holds a sword like this?

01:35 Give it to me.

01:37 Leave the sword if you have it.

01:40 Take it.

01:41 (Laughs)

01:42 The real culprit is not here.

01:43 He didn't make it sharp.

01:45 (Laughs)

01:46 Do you think I am a fighter? - Yes.

01:48 I have got this belt from a fighter. - Yes.

01:50 I know the marks. I have got it made.

01:52 (Laughs)

01:53 (Applause)

01:55 You have decided to stay in Pakistan. - Yes.

01:58 But you cannot stay here. - Why?

02:01 Look behind us. We have a lot of varieties.

02:04 (Laughs)

02:05 I still don't understand.

02:07 What will you do in Pakistan?

02:08 Sir, we have decided to build a ninja academy.

02:12 Now you have become a fighter.

02:14 (Laughs)

02:15 No, we are not ninjas.

02:16 We have been doing this for a long time. - Yes.

02:18 I will build a Punjab-Hunjab-Bhoj Academy.

02:20 (Laughs)

02:22 Tell me, where will you get the instructor

02:25 for the ninja academy?

02:27 You will teach us.

02:28 Really? - Haven't you seen the movies?

02:30 What happens? - First you come out.

02:31 You are the one who comes out.

02:33 (Laughs)

02:35 Are you watching my son? - Yes.

02:36 You teach me. I have lost the championship to Kanti for 11 years.

02:40 What did you teach him? Ninja? - Ninja.

02:42 This is a red belt. This is not a black belt.

02:45 Don't say black. It is there.

02:47 Why have you come to us?

02:49 You have to open a ninja academy. Go and open it.

02:51 No. - Publicity it.

02:53 What should I do? - We have to open a restaurant here.

02:55 Restaurant? - Yes.

02:57 But it will have Japanese food.

02:58 Yes, Japanese. And it will be called Sushi restaurant.

03:01 We have eaten a lot of sushi. You are here.

03:03 (Laughs)

03:04 I will believe that you are Japanese

03:07 if you tell me what are the ingredients in sushi.

03:09 I have eaten a lot of sushi after meeting you.

03:11 (Laughs)

03:13 Where will you get the seaweed?

03:14 You won't get seaweed. How will you wrap it?

03:16 Yes. - We have to get these things.

03:17 I don't understand.

03:18 (Laughs)

03:20 Where will you wrap raw fish?

03:23 Do you think I am making a restaurant for no reason?

03:25 Yes. - I am making it to teach you.

03:26 What is this?

03:27 (Laughs)

03:29 Will you sell crispy maki?

03:30 What? - No.

03:32 (Laughs)

03:34 No. I will sell it.

03:35 (Laughs)

03:39 Crispy maki is a type of sushi. - Okay.

03:42 It is still worth eating.

03:44 Who is your sous chef?

03:46 No. There is no sous chef in Japan.

03:48 (Laughs)

03:49 There is no relation.

03:51 He is from Japan. He has gone to the USA.

03:54 (Laughs)

03:55 Sir, I think he is not Japanese. - Yes.

03:57 He has got a new look like Harry Potter.

04:00 (Laughs)

04:01 Mr. Arun, I will support his Ninja Academy

04:04 if he shows me his talent.

04:06 Can you do something?

04:08 Yes. - You can bring the broom

04:10 and the broomstick.

04:12 (Laughs)

04:15 Have you seen that page? - Which one?

04:18 He holds the sword and opens it.

04:22 (Laughs)

04:23 But he gives a wrong sound effect.

04:27 He doesn't have shame.

04:28 He opens it.

04:30 Before you get insulted,

04:32 tell us what you can do.

04:35 My son will continue.

04:37 He will keep doing it for 45 minutes.

04:38 (Laughs)

04:40 He is very brave. He has held the sword so tightly.

04:43 (Laughs)

04:44 Sir, he is feeling the pain of the sword.

04:46 (Laughs)

04:47 Mr. Arun, do you know what he does with the sword?

04:49 Don't tell us.

04:50 (Laughs)

04:52 He puts it on his head and takes the sword in his stomach.

04:55 Oh, my God!

04:58 Can you do it for us?

05:00 We want to pull the sword.

05:02 (Laughs)

05:03 We have heard so much. Do it for us.

05:06 I have brought the sword with me.

05:08 What can you do with this sword?

05:10 Sir, I can break the head with the tube.

05:13 Bring four or five tube lights.

05:14 Okay. - No, sir. I don't break it with my head.

05:17 I have a special person for that.

05:19 (Laughs)

05:20 What is your problem?

05:22 Sir, I have a powder on my head.

05:25 (Laughs)

05:26 He also puts it on his head.

05:29 (Laughs)

05:30 Can you balance the sword on your head?

05:32 Yes, I can.

05:33 Do it. - Do it.

05:34 No, I won't. He is craving for it.

05:36 (Laughs)

05:38 In Ninja movies, the father opens the door of the star and gets killed.

05:41 (Laughs)

05:42 I have seen such movies. I don't see the condition of the house.

05:44 (Laughs)

05:45 Sir, you have a lot of problems.

05:48 (Laughs)

05:49 You have to eat the bones and the grains.

05:50 You have to eat the head.

05:51 (Laughs)

05:53 Was your wife like this when you got married?

05:57 If I say she was like this, she will fall on you.

05:59 (Laughs)

06:00 (Applause)

06:02 Was it a love marriage or an arranged marriage?

06:04 Tell your mother that it was a love marriage.

06:06 (Laughs)

06:08 We have advertised your restaurant.

06:11 We are making a Japanese restaurant.

06:13 Yes. - You will have to pay a lot of money.

06:16 You will have to sell the raw meat at the butcher shop.

06:20 (Laughs)

06:21 I don't think she will sell it.

06:22 She will eat the raw meat.

06:24 (Laughs)

06:25 Have you taken a place? - Yes.

06:26 Have you put tables and chairs?

06:28 We will put tables and chairs. - Why?

06:30 She will bring the girl. - Yes.

06:32 She will bring the table and chairs.

06:33 Which girl?

06:34 She has to get married.

06:36 Which Japanese girl?

06:38 (Laughs)

06:39 You have to get her married? - Yes.

06:41 We have seen the girl.

06:42 Who is she? - She is sitting in front.

06:44 We are talking about Arzu. - Yes.

06:46 Very good.

06:47 We will have to praise her.

06:49 (Laughs)

06:50 We have been watching your program for a long time.

06:52 Yes. - How much is this?

06:53 (Laughs)

06:57 We will not get married. She will be 60-80 years old.

06:59 He is our son.

07:00 He looks like a drunkard.

07:02 (Laughs)

07:03 We should ask the boy.

07:05 He has the right to decide.

07:06 No, we should explain to them first.

07:08 They are not allowed to sit in our house.

07:10 (Laughs)

07:12 You have been sitting here for eight years.

07:13 I have not done anything.

07:14 (Laughs)

07:15 If I have been sitting here for eight years,

07:17 I have been sitting here for eight years.

07:19 (Laughs)

07:20 Mr. Salim, listen to me.

07:22 Why are you becoming his heir?

07:24 I am still alive.

07:25 You should give him money like uncle.

07:27 He will get married. - Like uncle.

07:29 Look.. - I am sure he will get you married.

07:30 I don't like this family.

07:32 (Laughs)

07:33 Listen to me.

07:34 We are joking.

07:35 Actually, she is our colleague.

07:37 Irza is looking for a match for Arzu.

07:40 Because he is a boy.

07:42 We should ask the boy.

07:44 Yes. - Yes.

07:45 Do you have any demand?

07:46 Sir, I don't have any demand.

07:47 I want Deepika Padukone.

07:50 What? - Deepika.

07:51 Deepika. - Yes.

07:53 I don't have any demand.

07:54 Am I less than Deepika?

07:56 Irza, I found a diamond for you.

07:59 Hurry up.

08:00 But your demand is very weird.

08:02 I won't give you table and chairs.

08:04 I don't have any demand.

08:05 I want her ADD.

08:07 Yes. - I want a long hair like Saru.

08:09 Yes. - I want a beautiful white hair.

08:10 I want it.

08:11 Hello, brother. - What is this?

08:13 I am standing here and you are talking nonsense.

08:16 (Laughs)

08:17 Is your kitchen ready?

08:19 Check his business. - Yes.

08:21 The kitchen is ready. - Yes.

08:22 I didn't bring the stove. - Why?

08:24 The cook said she will bring the stove.

08:26 (Laughs)

08:27 Okay.

08:28 He will cook the entire restaurant.

08:30 Yes. - You will cook a jewellery restaurant.

08:33 (Laughs)

08:33 Did you decorate the house?

08:35 No, I was saying that I will pay for the rent.

08:38 (Laughs)

08:39 You are paying the rent of an empty building.

08:41 No, I am not paying that.

08:43 Why? - I am paying for the rent.

08:45 I am not paying for the rent.

08:46 (Laughs)

08:47 He doesn't want a girl. He wants a sponsor.

08:49 I think you should talk to Mr. Haroon.

08:52 Yes.

08:53 What is the program? - Your son has a sword.

08:55 Get him a flour mill.

08:57 Buddy..

08:58 Get it.

09:00 (Laughs)

09:01 (Applause)

09:05 Viewers, we will meet after a short break.

09:08 Did you shave your head or did you get a haircut?

09:11 (Laughs)

09:13 Sir, you know that my sisters are like this.

09:16 So, I thought I will also go.

09:17 (Laughs)

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