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4 Hazar Logo Mai Quaid Ka Gana Bana Hall Se Bahar Nikalne Ka Bahana, Vikky Ka Mazaq Haqeeqat Hai Yah Fasana
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8/26/2023
4 Hazar Logo Mai Quaid Ka Gana Bana Hall Se Bahar Nikalne Ka Bahana, Vikky Ka Mazaq Haqeeqat Hai Yah Fasana
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00:00
"Wake up, wake up."
00:02
Welcome back, viewers.
00:04
We have with us Qaid.
00:06
Let's ask him what he has brought today.
00:08
It's very hot these days.
00:09
There's a heatwave in the country, especially in Lahore.
00:12
Yes.
00:12
So, the air-conditioning situation these days..
00:16
Yes.
00:17
I want to tell you what he says to us
00:20
when we turn on the AC in this heat.
00:23
It's very hot. I like it.
00:24
I want to say something.
00:27
He opens the fan just like he opens the AC.
00:30
Do you open the fan or do you turn it on?
00:32
We turn on the fan.
00:33
Lie.
00:34
Qaid, you're lying. I know you turn it on.
00:37
It's very hot.
00:38
The treatment for songs is not like this.
00:41
There are 2,700 people sitting in front of you.
00:43
You have to move from here to there.
00:47
Qaid, please present.
00:48
"You're making me.."
00:52
Yes, this.
00:53
"You're making me.."
00:57
Yes, this.
00:57
"You won't be able to cool the room."
01:05
"I don't know why you're doing this."
01:13
"We won't be able to cool the heat either."
01:21
"I'll miss you on the bed."
01:29
"Wherever you go."
01:34
"Sometimes in the sun."
01:38
"Sometimes as a shade."
01:42
"Sometimes burning on the floor."
01:46
"Whatever you keep."
01:50
"You'll find me in every color."
01:58
"You're making me.."
02:06
"You won't be able to cool the room."
02:14
"I don't know why you're doing this."
02:22
"We won't be able to cool the heat either."
02:31
Wow!
02:34
Qaid, try serving him.
02:37
Try filling the gas in it.
02:38
It'll work.
02:39
Try paying his bill.
02:43
He must've got a cold because of the guitar.
02:44
Qaid said that there were 4000 people at the concert.
02:52
Yes.
02:53
When he called me.
02:54
Mr. Arun, our audience has been waiting for a long time.
02:58
Let's go to them.
03:00
Let's go.
03:00
Get up.
03:01
I'll go.
03:01
Get up.
03:02
Yes, audience.
03:04
Greetings.
03:05
Greetings.
03:06
Mr. Arun, my name is Irfan.
03:07
Yes.
03:08
I have a question for you.
03:09
Yes.
03:10
If you and your team are on a boat
03:13
Yes.
03:13
and a situation arises where the boat sinks
03:16
Oh!
03:17
and the situation is such that you have to sacrifice one person
03:22
Oh!
03:23
who will you sacrifice from your team?
03:25
I have to sacrifice our show first.
03:28
Yes.
03:28
And then the show.
03:30
No, but if that happens, Mr. Arun
03:34
we'll have to sacrifice the person who is a little more unruly.
03:37
There are only two options.
03:38
One of them will be..
03:39
It's possible that he won't be able to bear it.
03:41
He'll come and throw a farwa.
03:43
Look, the show won't be made without me.
03:46
Yes.
03:47
I won't go.
03:48
Sir, he took it upon himself.
03:49
He threw these two farwas.
03:51
But you know what?
03:53
We can throw Mr. Agha.
03:54
Because if we throw him, he won't drown.
03:56
Why?
03:57
He's drowning.
03:58
You're the one who's drowning.
04:00
You understand.
04:00
Who will you sacrifice?
04:02
Yes, this is my answer.
04:04
Mr. Arun, you have to answer with your heart.
04:06
Yes, I'll answer with my heart.
04:07
And you don't have to be diplomatic.
04:08
No, I won't be diplomatic.
04:09
Look, he's a little unruly.
04:11
One thing is for sure.
04:14
The person who has come into this world
04:15
has to leave.
04:16
Yes.
04:16
And he has to go his own way.
04:18
He'll die in some ICU.
04:19
If he doesn't die accidentally.
04:21
Oh.
04:22
So, this is the opportunity
04:24
that when a person is getting this opportunity
04:26
that he can give up his life
04:29
and earn the world
04:31
and the hereafter.
04:32
That's great.
04:33
So, I'll prefer
04:35
that Mr. Agha Majid.
04:37
Yay!
04:39
Thank you for giving me the world and the hereafter.
04:43
Although, you can take it yourself.
04:45
Next.
04:48
Greetings, sir.
04:50
Greetings.
04:50
My question is for Mr. Azim Vicky.
04:52
Mr. Vicky, you're a scholar in a segment.
04:55
So, have you ever faced a jinn, a witch
04:58
or any scary thing in your life?
04:59
No, I've never faced such a thing.
05:01
I've faced it once.
05:02
Yes.
05:03
The witch had a fever for eight days.
05:04
Yay!
05:05
And I had a jinn.
05:09
Yes.
05:09
I cast her evil eye and she started shivering.
05:11
Okay, Azim, has this ever happened in your life?
05:15
Have you ever seen a witch whose legs are twisted?
05:18
Or can you hear a voice?
05:20
No, I saw her and she turned around.
05:23
Even if I have faced such a thing.
05:25
Yes.
05:26
I don't have any problem.
05:27
Why?
05:27
Whenever I go to a woman, I tell her
05:29
that I have a problem.
05:30
I tell her, 'Son, if you don't have the light.'
05:33
Yes.
05:34
'Then you're a witch.'
05:35
Yes, next.
05:39
Greetings.
05:40
My name is Sahil.
05:41
I have a question for Mr. Majid.
05:42
What is it?
05:43
Have you ever received a love letter from a boy
05:44
when you were young?
05:45
Dear, these things are not to be said on national TV.
05:48
I have received a few letters.
05:50
I won't tell you the details.
05:54
Why not on national TV?
05:56
You can sit here and tell your love stories.
05:59
Irza, don't remind me of these things.
06:01
Why?
06:02
Then I start crying.
06:03
Oh!
06:04
He's crying.
06:05
Amazing.
06:06
He should have refused.
06:07
Why did his brothers beat him so much?
06:09
Yes.
06:10
He's still crying.
06:11
Sir, you should ask his brothers.
06:13
How did you manage to write letters?
06:18
I used to come to my terrace to dry my clothes.
06:20
Oh!
06:21
Wow!
06:22
I used to dry my hair.
06:25
What?
06:25
Wow!
06:26
Sir, my hair is very cold.
06:28
He's so clever.
06:31
He's used a lot of towels.
06:33
Don't talk about the towel.
06:36
You use a lot of towels.
06:37
Yes.
06:38
You ask an old woman to keep her hands here.
06:39
Sir, what happened when you came to the terrace?
06:42
I wrote a letter and threw it in the stone.
06:45
You gave it to the pigeon.
06:46
I used to sell anarkali.
06:48
He threw the letter in the stone.
06:51
He threw the letter.
06:52
You caught him.
06:53
No, his eyes came out.
06:54
He's blind.
06:57
This is her ear.
07:01
What was written in the letter?
07:04
He wrote, "Prabha, I used to dry my clothes."
07:06
"Who gave me a spinner?"
07:07
Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
07:14
We'll meet you in the next show.
07:15
Take care.
07:17
Goodbye.
07:18
Oh
07:20
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