Dr. Shaheer Ki Shayari Nojawano Ke Naam, Quaid Ka Gana Barish Mai Motorcycle Walo Ke Naam

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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."

00:02 Welcome back, viewers.

00:03 Now we have with us Qaid and our dear and beloved Dr. Tahir Shaheer.

00:09 Wow! - Doctor, why? Why this guy?

00:12 I have lost my mind. - I have lost my mind.

00:16 I used to have a car.

00:18 Let me tell you something. - Yes.

00:21 Qaid called me and said, "Look, Irza, when I come to the next show"

00:25 "I will bring a car with me."

00:28 Have you remembered anything in this week?

00:30 I feel like the deceased has combed his hair.

00:35 Wow! - Wow!

00:37 Very good. Very good.

00:39 Qaid, what have you brought today?

00:41 I have a song for the bike riders.

00:42 They get drenched in the rain on the roads.

00:46 So I have a song for them.

00:48 Last time, a car got drenched. - Yes.

00:50 A motorcycle got drenched.

00:51 It is slowly getting better.

00:53 It will get dry if you keep singing.

00:55 Last time, I got drenched.

00:57 Now I saw the bike riders getting drenched.

00:59 So I wrote a song for them. - Wow!

01:01 You saw the bike riders getting drenched.

01:03 I remembered something. - Yes.

01:05 Usually, car drivers don't think

01:09 whether the water splashes on the bike or not.

01:13 And they often explain the reason.

01:16 They say, "What can I do? It is water."

01:19 "Water will fly. This will happen. That will happen."

01:21 Nothing of that sort happens.

01:23 If you drive with respect like a man

01:26 then you shouldn't get drenched.

01:27 And you should think that some people are like that.

01:31 They have to offer prayers with their clothes. - Yes.

01:33 They have to keep their clothes clean. - That's right.

01:35 So you are committing a sin.

01:37 But sir, the car drivers who do such things.. - Yes.

01:40 Some bike riders say..

01:43 "It is a waste of money."

01:46 You have been very considerate.

01:49 I take care of the bike riders.

01:52 I see. - Yes.

01:53 The bike riders were telling me.

01:55 I see. - When they get a car.. - Yes.

01:59 They have been asked many times.

02:01 The tyres have been asked, "How does it rain?"

02:03 When a guest comes to their house.. - Yes.

02:06 They ask the other cars, "How is the world outside?"

02:10 They ask each other, "Why are you so wet?"

02:14 He is a big.. - When they get a car

02:17 they keep an iron behind them.

02:18 Gokha takes care of the bike. - I see.

02:21 He takes care of it.

02:22 Yes.

02:24 "It rained and all my clothes got wet."

02:30 Wow! - "It rained and my bike got wet."

02:37 Wow!

02:38 "It rained and the wheels started spinning."

02:45 "It rained and the roads started looking like a palace."

02:51 Wow! - Wow!

02:52 "The water started getting dirty."

02:57 "It was very cold."

03:01 "My bike doesn't run on these wet roads."

03:14 "I am scared every moment."

03:20 "I pray every moment."

03:26 "My bike should be made."

03:33 "My bike should be made."

03:39 "My bike should be made."

03:43 "It rained and all my clothes got wet."

03:49 "It rained and my bike got wet."

03:59 Wow! - Wow!

04:01 Wow! - Amazing!

04:02 Thank you. - Very good.

04:04 Now, the melodious one.

04:05 Where is he? He was the one who was shouting.

04:08 Doctor, what have you brought for us?

04:12 It is a poem about the youth.

04:13 "Don't torture your lovers so much."

04:17 Wow! - Wow!

04:19 "Don't torture your lovers so much."

04:21 "Don't spread lies. Don't put filters."

04:24 Wow! - Wow!

04:26 Then he would have said, "I didn't bring it for Malaika."

04:28 "Don't spread lies. Don't put filters."

04:33 "And my Danish style."

04:35 "I am not a wife who has been killed."

04:37 "The bullet is falling. Don't scratch your head."

04:41 Wow! - Wow!

04:42 Wow! - Wow!

04:45 "The bullet is falling. Don't scratch your head."

04:47 But how can a small hair fall from a head?

04:50 A hair fall can fall from the head like this.

04:52 And the last one is for you.

04:58 "Stop following Snapchat and Instagram."

05:00 Leave it. - You can't handle it.

05:02 "Stop following Snapchat and Instagram."

05:06 "Girls don't get wooed. Don't woo them."

05:09 "I had a chain smoker from X."

05:13 "I said, 'Either brush your teeth daily or don't smile.'"

05:16 Wow!

05:18 "And no one gives you the time to rest."

05:21 Wow! - Wow!

05:22 "No one gives you the time to rest."

05:25 "I told you not to eat so much soil in your childhood."

05:27 Wow! - Wow!

05:29 "And it doesn't matter. The cost of soap is also different."

05:32 Wow! - "It doesn't matter. The cost of soap is also different."

05:36 "So it's better that you don't take a bath daily."

05:40 "And I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."

05:43 Wow! - "I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."

05:47 "Wife, don't come in my dreams to listen."

05:49 Wow! - Wow!

05:51 This is a big dream. - Wow!

05:53 "I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."

05:56 "You are my body, mind and wealth."

05:58 Thank God! - Wow!

05:59 Wow! - Wow!

06:01 What a great opportunity to stop the couplet.

06:03 He thought it was a poem.

06:07 "Unbonded, two and a half minds."

06:10 Yes. - "And nature has made the night to rest."

06:15 Wow! - "And nature has made the night to rest."

06:19 "Don't waste it kissing the hand free."

06:21 Wow! - Wow!

06:24 Amazing!

06:25 Only the person who has done all this can understand this.

06:31 Absolutely.

06:32 No, he is saying this. Let me explain.

06:35 Hand free is very expensive these days.

06:38 Hand free is around Rs. 50,000-70,000.

06:41 So, some people are used to

06:44 cleaning their expensive things at night and kissing them.

06:48 But it's possible that what you have said is not in his mind.

06:51 What else could it be? - He is right.

06:53 Poet's mind is like a pen.

06:56 What else could it be? - Yes.

06:59 I can't think of anything else.

07:00 Okay, son. Hand free is more expensive than hand free.

07:05 No, that's not what he meant.

07:06 That's not what he meant.

07:07 He meant that you should not do the things

07:11 that you do all night.

07:14 So, hand free.. - And no one knows about this.

07:17 The worst thing is that you should stop it first.

07:22 Wow!

07:23 Sir, what is this? I don't know.

07:24 Sir, what a beautiful thing.

07:26 Then tell us whether you should stop it first or he should.

07:30 No..

07:31 Sir, there is one more thing. You go to sleep. I am listening.

07:35 But this was not the case in our times.

07:36 Son, those were the times of decency.

07:38 Oh, God!

07:39 In our times, God forbid, stars used to fall.

07:42 Okay.

07:43 And it was also written that no one should touch it.

07:45 No one should touch it.

07:46 Okay. - So, it's the same thing.

07:48 There is communication between both.

07:50 They are communicating.

07:52 There is no commission. It's a video call.

07:54 You used to put perfume on the letter.

07:57 You are from our times.

08:01 They are still talking about the package.

08:03 We used to go to Shikir's house

08:05 and break his 100 pieces of clothes.

08:08 We used to make a car and take it to Kaka.

08:11 Mr. Salim used to call me at night.

08:14 He used to tell me to stop it first.

08:17 Then I remembered my sister-in-law.

08:18 She used to say, 'Saleem, stop talking nonsense.'

08:20 Mr. Haroon, you are from the times

08:23 when you broke the petals of flowers

08:25 and wrote 'She loves me, she loves me not'.

08:27 No, I don't know what you are saying.

08:29 It's the struggle period.

08:30 Stop it. - What is this story?

08:32 If you love someone a lot

08:34 you take a flower and start removing its petals.

08:38 If there is a single petal left

08:40 and it says, 'She loves me'

08:42 it means she loves you.

08:43 What is this, dear?

08:44 She was in a coma. Couldn't she ask?

08:46 It used to be a sign.

08:49 It's a sign of nature.

08:51 It's the sign of nature. Go and eat shoes.

08:53 Yes.

08:54 You must have done that too.

08:55 You broke the bangles. - Yes.

08:57 No, I didn't. - What is this story?

09:00 I didn't do it.

09:01 You broke the bangles. - No, I didn't.

09:03 What are you saying?

09:04 It used to be like this.

09:07 I didn't do it.

09:08 You used to do this. - Wait a minute.

09:10 What did you do to the bangles?

09:11 Like this. - Oh, God!

09:13 I used to do it.

09:15 The bangles did this to you.

09:17 I did this. - Okay.

09:21 He used to break it.

09:23 Okay, on the hand.

09:23 If the piece was very fine

09:26 he would love you less.

09:28 If it was a little big, then..

09:30 Oh!

09:32 She loves you.

09:33 She broke it. - I kept breaking it.

09:35 You kept breaking the glass.

09:37 Mr. Agha, let's clear one thing.

09:39 If it was a bangle, a girl would do this.

09:41 Did boys do this?

09:42 Boys used to do this.

09:43 What?

09:44 Why? Boys..

09:45 How many bangles do you have?

09:46 There was a game called 'Flame'.

09:51 Okay. - The boys and girls used to write their names.

09:54 And on some basis, as their letters would omit

09:58 the letters of their names

09:59 they would write F, L, A.

10:02 Something like this.

10:03 Yes. If it's F, it means you have a friendship.

10:06 If it's L, it means you love each other.

10:08 If it's A, it means you are in a relationship.

10:10 Oh! - Yes.

10:12 Okay.

10:13 I think no language was invented in those days.

10:16 I am..

10:18 The name of the book was 'And' and J came.

10:21 Yes. - I thought it was a joke.

10:27 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.

10:29 You can go anywhere after the break.

10:31 In this show, there is Saleem Albela and Agha Majid.

10:34 I want to ruin their friendship.

10:36 Can you do that?

10:37 No. My mother has given up.

10:40 I have to end this relationship.

10:41 (audience laughing)

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