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Speedy Gonzales - (Ep. 35) - A Taste Of Catnip
Beaux Arts
Suivre
26/07/2023
Catégorie
🦄
Art et design
Transcription
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00:00
In my profession, I encounter many peculiar situations.
00:08
But one of the strangest cases I ever had was with a gringo by the name of Daffy Duck.
00:13
Señor Duck came to my office about one year ago in a condition of extreme shock and depression.
00:22
I asked him to lie down on my couch and tell me his troubles from the beginning.
00:27
It all began as I was sitting in the park one day, reading my newspaper.
00:32
A mouse by the name of Speedy Gonzales strolled by.
00:36
As I watched him pass, I became aware of a strange desire within myself.
00:43
I visualized him on a plate with an apple in his mouth, with lettuce, salad, parsley,
00:49
and honday sauce.
00:51
Suddenly, I snapped to my senses.
00:55
I knew something had to be wrong.
00:57
Ducks don't eat mice.
00:59
Cats eat mice.
01:00
And I was sure I wasn't a cat.
01:02
Or at least I thought I was sure.
01:05
Discounting the experience, I went back to reading my paper.
01:08
The mouse walked by again.
01:10
This time I avoided looking at him.
01:12
I tried to ignore his presence, but I couldn't.
01:15
I saw another vision.
01:16
Mouse under glass.
01:18
I couldn't imagine what was wrong with me.
01:20
Was I cracking up?
01:22
Why did I have these strange desires?
01:25
Oh, I was relieved when he walked away.
01:28
I shook off the feeling and went back to reading my paper.
01:31
But suddenly, I had an overwhelming desire to, to, to do something that I had never even dreamed of doing before.
01:38
I tried to suppress it, but it was impossible.
01:42
Meow.
01:45
Things were getting progressively worse as time passed.
01:51
I found myself sneaking up on the mouse.
01:55
If you might suspect, I had problems explaining my actions at times.
02:01
I was afraid to go out in public, lest my strange desires overcome me.
02:07
I stayed inside my house all the time, all alone, except for one mouse.
02:13
Speedy Gonzales had moved in.
02:16
He asked me to join him for lunch.
02:18
I considered taking him upon it.
02:21
I caught myself at the last moment.
02:24
I panicked and ran, screaming, out of the house.
02:27
As the days passed, my feline impulses grew.
02:30
I tried to act normally in public and retain my composure.
02:35
Meow.
02:39
Meow.
02:42
Meow.
02:45
Meow.
02:48
Meow.
02:53
In order to take my mind off my problems, I took up singing.
02:58
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
03:03
Singing wasn't the answer either, so I returned home to think things over.
03:08
I was getting more fidgety each day.
03:11
I was nervous as a, as a... cat?
03:14
Oh, no, I needed a drink.
03:16
I had stashed a carton of milk in the chandelier.
03:19
I poured myself a saucer full, and as I leaned down to wrap it up,
03:24
I realized that I needed professional help.
03:27
So that's why I'm here.
03:29
You gotta help me. Please, doc, please.
03:32
All right, all right, let us see how you're doing the egg-blood test.
03:36
Now, what do you see?
03:38
A, a, a, a nothing, a nothing.
03:41
That is strange. I see a mouse.
03:44
Hmm, maybe it is something physical.
03:47
I will run some lab tests on you.
03:50
Ah-ha! Señor Doc, the lab tests show that 3 and 2/10 percent of your blood is catnip.
04:00
Four percent is considered a lethal level.
04:03
It is no wonder you're acting like a gato.
04:06
You must look for the source of this catnip.
04:08
Then I can help you.
04:10
I returned to my little hoffie and wondering where I could have ever come in contact with catnip.
04:17
The smog seemed worse than usual that day, so I started to close my window.
04:23
It was then that I saw it, right across the street, a catnip factory.
04:29
There was only one thing to do, destroy the source of my irritation.
04:36
[Song ends]
04:39
[Explosion]
04:42
Success! Now there would never be another ounce of catnip in all of Mexico.
04:47
Now I was safe. At least, that's what I thought.
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