00:57 - Why don't we bury them here? - If I don't get him back to Balmore in time for that funeral on Tuesday, there is going to be such a scandal!
01:03 - There's a lovely old cemetery up on the hill, they could be there together. - These pigeons, they were not the unknown soldier, they were the unknown lovers!
01:10 - Signor Cicperiani informs me that when he locked up the place, the bodies were gone! - Gone? Gone where?
01:23 - Arnoldo Trotta, Alfredo Trotta, Adolfo Trotta, Papa Trotta and I am Armando Trotta.
01:31 - That's a lot of Trotters!
01:33 - What about Sacco and Vanzetti?
01:36 - It was a bum-wrap!
01:39 - You just cannot get decent help these days!
01:43 - Let me make one thing perfectly clear!
01:52 - Miss Pigott and I are playing Frogley!
01:54 - It's not that I'm women's lib or anything, I don't mind being treated as a sex object!
01:59 - You mean you and me is... - Wasn't that the whole idea?
02:03 - You bet you're sweet patootie!
02:05 - I don't want you to think that I'm stuffy or uptight or anything, I'm considered a pretty groovy cat, you know, tuned in.
02:12 - Like when I'm on business in Los Angeles, I always have lunch at a topless place.