Why aren’t you married is it really a choice Do you have someone special with whom you rejoice Do you believe in love at first sight or first voice Do you believe in soulmates that’ll have you wonderstruck Why has it never worked out no matter how hard you pray Who was the one I saw you out with on last Thursday How many have you been with and do they plan to stay Do you think it’d happen with me should I try my luck
Hold on please I’ve got to get some answers I need to see inside your whole being You know telling me the truth is always freeing If you give me the explanations I want I’ll be your forever and exclusive confidant
Who were your heroes in your childhood What were your parents like were they good What has influenced you in where you’ve stood What trauma from your youth affected you the most Who was your best friend and how’d they fail Who gave you your first kiss and was it stale What city were you born and where do you now hail Where did your ancestors come from and what coast
Please can I have a moment to get all the answers I need to see inside your whole being You know telling me the truth is always freeing If you give me the explanations I want I’ll be your forever and exclusive confidant
What are your politics like how’d they get their foundations Who did you vote for president and give your donations Have you read Adam Smith and the Wealth of Nations Where do you get your news from and how is it askew How many protests have you been to and on what estate What’s your position on Kosovo is it a free state How much do you pay in taxes and what’s your rate What conspiracies do you believe in and are they true
Will you please provide me with your best answers I need to see inside your whole being You know telling me the truth is always freeing If you give me the explanations I want I’ll be your forever and exclusive confidant
What kind of music do you listen to above all Who is your favorite Beatle but it can’t be Paul Have you heard of the music they made around Stonewall What is your favorite poem I really gotta know Do you read any of the great authors from Barcelona Who is your favorite actress is it my friend Carmona What’s your favorite Bergman film besides Persona Which of Beethoven’s Sonatas is the best or is it a combo
Wait a second please give me the answers I need I need to see inside your whole being You know telling me the truth is always freeing If you give me the explanations I want I’ll be your forever and exclusive confidant
Do you want to hear a funny story about me What’s my best quality without being too smutty What is my ugliest feature that you can see Do you know what I value most in perception Want to hear about my self destructive attributes Do you know the places I’ve been and their routes Do you want to hear my answers to the questions What do you think of me please no deception
