When he hangs with the monarchs he’s on the right But when he stands on the left he’s a leninite
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
He loves women when they’re with him Though he ridicules them at the gym
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
He salutes the soldiers when they’re in town Then snickers in the foreign soil they’re cut down
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
He calls himself irreligious with no God I caught him praying and pretending to nod
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
I’ve seen him light the pipe and drink a beer But in front of the kids he appears so austere I want to travel he says and keeps his bags at home Sitting on his couch saying he wants to roam He tells me he wants to experience serious art But with his friends he mocks it standing apart
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
With the elders he wants back the good days But with the kids he wants to set it ablaze He makes everyone follow every stringent rule But when he breaks them he calls them so cruel When he gets told a fact he says I can see that Before he sweeps what he heard under the doormat
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
He told her I love absolutely no one except you While he has the flowers to another he’d bring to He bought at the market six brass engraved rings To give to the women that had his heartstrings The writing in the sky gets quite jammed packed He must know that against him the odds are stacked
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair
He makes an appearance at the big fight When it paints the rubber he feigns fright With the farmer he puts on his boots and hat In the city he dons his shades as a thing to look at He told his trainer he was trying to lose weight At the buffet he always overflows his plate
I don’t know if he eats the air But he’s quite the chameleon You’ll find him hiding in any affair