Elizabeth preaches calm when Alvin tries to catch the paperboy who throws the paper in the birdbath. Alvin thinks he can create a miracle lotion. Alvin and Elizabeth can't get rid of a boorish guest who's overstayed his welcome.

Directors: Duke Goldstone, William Berke
Writers: Milt Kahn, Roxy Roth, George Tibbles
Starring: Betty White, Del Moore, Jack Narz