North Korea Sentences President Trump To Death

North Korea’s state-run media has sentenced Donald Trump to die, for the crime of blasphemy. The apparent offense was the tweet, where Trump made reference to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s weight and size. Trump Tweeted, “Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!.” The death sentence was announced in an editorial in North Korea’s state-run newspaper.