2 Stupid Dogs by fynchan12 - Dailymotion

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Kreskówka: 2 Stupid Dogs Years: 1993~1995 Status: Completed No. episodes: 26 Genre: Comedy, Animation, Cartoon Country: USA Age restrictions: for everyone ;) The show, as the title suggests, is about two unintelligent and unnamed dogs, and their everyday misadventures. The animation style in the first season is unusual for the time: a very flat and simplistic style similar to the early Hanna-Barbera cartoons of the 1950s and 1960s, but with early 1990s humor and sensibility. The wilder, more absurd second season has more fluid and exaggerated character animation.

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00:00Look at all the glorious nature!

00:20Wow!

00:21Look at all those trees!

00:30Where's the food?

00:41Food?

00:42I don't know.

00:45We're in nature.

00:48We eat nature stuff.

00:50Just look around, there's all kinds of stuff.

00:52Yummy tree bark?

00:55How about some chewy fungus?

00:58Tasty rocks!

01:03This dead squirrel!

01:09How about a caterpillar?

01:14He's cute!

01:17Some dirt?

01:18Those dandelions?

01:20Good cheesecake!

01:22Cheesecake!

01:23Cheesecake!

01:24Cheesecake!

01:25Cheesecake!

01:26Cheesecake!

01:27It's nothing!

01:28It's cheesecake!

01:30It's not just cheesecake!

01:32Huh?

01:33It's chocolate strawberry cheesecake!

01:35I made it myself!

01:36Bye!

01:37Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

01:41La la!

01:49Granny!

01:52Gosh! What big arms you have!

01:56And what a big scab you have!

02:01And, Granny, what a big dot you have!

02:07Oh! I almost forgot!

02:09I brought you a present, Granny!

02:11Is it cheesecake?

02:13Now close your eyes!

02:15It's gotta be cheesecake!

02:17I know it's cheesecake!

02:19I love cheesecake!

02:21Surprise!

02:29You're beautiful, Granny!

02:31What's a Granny?

02:33I don't know!

02:35And I brought this great bag!

02:37Basket of goodies for you too, Granny!

02:40Yeah, Granny!

02:41What do we eat?

02:43Silly, mister!

02:45We can only eat this basket of goodies!

02:48In the warmth and safety of Granny's woodly cottage!

02:52Where's that?

02:54Deep in the woodly woods!

02:56Follow me!

02:57I know exactly where we're going!

02:59Tra-la-la-la-la!

03:01Ta-la-la-la-la-la-la!

03:04Thra-la-la-la!

03:05Ha ha!

03:06Stop.

03:07Ha ha, ha!

03:09Ha ha, ha, ha!

03:10Follow me.

03:26Maybe you should lead, Granny.

03:30Okay.

03:37Food.

03:41Great. Let's go.

03:57My porridge is so hot.

04:00My porridge is so cold.

04:03My porridge is so cold.

04:05My porridge is so cold.

04:10Help!

04:11My porridge is so cold.

04:15My porridge is so cold.

04:20My porridge is so cold.

04:21My porridge is so cold.

04:25It's open.

04:26Myarter Growls is so cold.

04:27My porridge is so cold.

04:28My porridge is so cold.

04:37The Wes totalement vacuum is so cold.

04:42Anyhow?

04:43Wow, what's yours?

04:50Just right, except for the lumps.

04:54Now, can we have the cheesecake?

04:56I don't know. Are you sure this is Granny's house?

05:01Of course it's Granny's house. Just look around.

05:04Here's Granny's three beds.

05:05And here's Granny's three TVs.

05:08Granny's three toilets.

05:10Toilets!

05:13Now, can we have cheesecake?

05:20Rose, if Granny said so...

05:22Let's eat.

05:25Cheesecake, cheesecake, cheesecake, cheesecake.

05:31Oh, my God!

05:43Look at the time!

05:45Never eat sweets after 9 o'clock.

05:47That's what Granny always says.

05:49Right, Granny?

05:51Time for bed.

05:52But you said...

05:54Now, now.

06:00We can have cheesecake tomorrow for breakfast.

06:03Good night.

06:04Good night.

06:08Granny?

06:09Hey, somebody's been drinking out of my toilet.

06:32Somebody's been drinking out of my toilet, too.

06:35Somebody was raised in a barn.

06:40Cheesecake!

06:43Hey, hand over that cheesecake!

07:05It's all simple, yet replete with raw emotion.

07:24Indeed, it was truly a masterpiece.

07:27Not only were all the Renoirs ripped off, now the Monet's are missing.

07:33As you may know, I am in charge of security for this entire gala.

07:40But enough about me.

07:42Have you ever considered getting into undercover work?

07:46Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

07:53This is the moment you've all been waiting for.

07:56For the unveiling of our museum's most famous and nearly last piece of art, you see.

08:10Not again.

08:12Come in, Secret Squirrel.

08:22Agent Triple Zero, Secret Squirrel, reporting for duty.

08:28Likewise, Morocco Mall.

08:31Secret.

08:32Nearly all of the museum's priceless artwork has disappeared.

08:35Your assignment, recover the pilfered paintings that apprehend this artful villain.

08:42Sounds like just the crime to wet my artistic appetite.

08:47Yeah, and nobody's wetter than me.

08:51With everyone gone, we can easily track the thief's trail using my phosphorous and footprint follower.

08:57Oh, no, Secret.

09:05There are far too many footprints to follow.

09:09No worries, Morocco.

09:10I'll just filter out everyone else's footprints and filter in the thief's.

09:19Oh, Secret.

09:21What it must be like to be so crafty and clever.

09:25Why, if there were a list of the ten most niftiest crime-solving squirrels in the whole world,

09:32you would be the first three, Secret.

09:35I'll bet if...

09:36Hey, why do the footprints stop here, Secret?

09:44That's why, Morocco.

09:45Oh.

09:46Oh.

09:49Look, Secret.

09:50It's all the stolen artworks.

09:53Hidden right inside the museum.

09:56Hiding in plain sight is my specialty.

10:00Who said that?

10:02Why, I did, Secret Squirrel.

10:04Of course, my perplexing pigmentation is imperceptible to your untrained eye.

10:11Perhaps you should take a closer look.

10:13Now you don't see me.

10:19Now you do.

10:21Secret.

10:22Secret.

10:22It's a chameleon.

10:23Yes.

10:24Quite the artful type.

10:26Wouldn't you concur?

10:27If you ask me, your composition is crooked.

10:31My dear Secret, I see you have much to learn about fine art.

10:37And though capturing you was my own criminal masterpiece, I'd much prefer to pass the time absorbed in the works of the true masters.

10:46Impressionism.

10:48Impressionism.

10:48Impressionism impresses me.

10:53Pointillism gives me goose pimples.

10:57and chiaroscuro

10:59makes me quiver

11:02when i stand before great art

11:06i can't help but become a part of it

11:08only i can appreciate their beauty

11:11and with you out of the picture

11:14only i shall

11:16i feel faith secret

11:20all the blood is rushing to my face

11:23relax miracle

11:24the chameleon's artistic license

11:26is about to be revoked

11:28all right lizard

11:30get ready for your black and blue period

11:34time for me to van go

11:37he's framed himself

11:41now we'll never find him

11:43fret not bifocal buddy

11:44these infrared heat sensitive spectacles

11:48will decamouflage the chameleon

11:50he's lurking in that leonardo

11:58give it up chameleon

12:01this game of hide and heat seek is over

12:05the game is far from over secret

12:08we're all cheerio

12:09look secret

12:19none of the paintings in this room have been stolen

12:22and i think i know why

12:25grab those sheets and cover the artwork morocco

12:28we're gonna paint that loony lizard into a corner

12:32gosh what great paintings

12:39i've never seen anything like them

12:41these are really good

12:43really

12:44anybody who says they love art

12:47is really gonna love this

12:49where are they

12:52where where

12:53now morocco

12:55modern art

13:07i loathe modern art

13:10vulgar

13:16multiple viewpoints

13:18disturbing perspective

13:19humans have drives me crazy

13:22abstracted

13:25splattered

13:27splattered

13:29splattered

13:31jeepers

13:33this

13:35is

13:36not

13:37ours

13:38everybody's a critic

13:40everybody's a critic

13:42ahhhhhhhhh

13:44oh

13:46oh

13:48oh

13:50oh

13:51oh

13:52oh

13:53oh

13:54oh

13:55well i

13:57i don't know how to thank you secret squirrel

14:00you've

14:01recovered the museum's entire collection

14:03and

14:04donated this distinctive work of your own

14:07it's

14:08wonderful

14:09thanks

14:10i call it

14:11still life

14:12still life

14:13without parole

14:14and he keeps calling me a lap dog

14:28a lap dog

14:29can you believe it

14:30i don't even know what that is

14:31what it is

14:32ah

14:33but i figure

14:35hey

14:36maybe he's got some food up there

14:37you never know what you're gonna find

14:39so i says

14:43hey man

14:44that's

14:45my

14:46hey

14:47where'd you go

14:48where'd you go

14:49where'd you go

14:54oh

14:55where was i

14:56where was i

14:57oh yeah

14:58so i said to the guy

14:59hey man

15:00that's my

15:01are you listening

15:03what's wrong with your

15:05what's wrong with your

15:06your head is gone

15:10where's your head

15:11where is it

15:12where is it

15:13where is it

15:14where is it

15:15here

15:17here

15:18here

15:20here

15:21here

15:22oh

15:23so i grab my tail

15:25and i uh

15:26hey

15:29let's go

15:30it's like you're stuck

15:31or something

15:32you're stuck

15:33oh my gosh

15:34oh my gosh

15:35oh my gosh

15:36oh my gosh

15:37i'll get you out

15:38whatever you do

15:39don't

15:40move

15:41okay

15:43what was that

15:49uh

15:51nothing

15:55hmm

16:00hmm

16:01hmm

16:02hmm

16:03hmm

16:04hmm

16:05hmm

16:06hmm

16:07hmm

16:08hmm

16:09hmm

16:11hmm

16:12hmm

16:13hmm

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16:16hmm

16:17hmm

16:18i guess i did eat the corn

16:19hmm

16:20hmm

16:21hmm

16:22hmm

16:23hmm

16:24hmm

16:25hmm

16:26hmm

16:27hmm

16:28hmm

16:29hmm

16:30hmm

16:31hmm

16:32hmm

16:33man you're really stuck

16:34you're gonna be stuck here forever

16:36or longer even

16:37till christmas

16:38what

16:39what

16:40i never thought it would end this way

16:42hmm

16:43hmm

16:44hmm

16:45hmm

16:46hmm

16:47hmm

16:48hmm

16:49hmm

16:50hmm

16:51hmm

16:52hmm

16:53hmm

16:54hmm

16:55hmm

16:56hmm

16:57don't worry about me

16:58i just got something in my eye

16:59hmm

17:00hmm

17:01hmm

17:03hmm

17:04hmm

17:06you'll never get out of here

17:07this means we'll have to go our own separate ways

17:09i'll never see you again

17:12really

17:13really

17:14really

17:15really

17:16gosh

17:18i guess it's time

17:21to go

17:22Time to go.

17:26I can't leave you.

17:34But I must.

17:36It's better that way.

17:38For both of us.

17:40For all of us.

17:42All of who?

17:43Remember, though we must party,

17:46we shall always remain friends.

17:48This is not goodbye.

17:49I just...

17:51Toodle-oo.

17:53Toodle-oo?

17:55I'll never forget you.

17:57Two, please.

18:01Toodle-oo.

18:03Toodle-oo...

18:06I am...

18:07Toodle-oo...

18:08Toe, please.

18:15It's just not the same.

18:45So I said, hey man, that's my ear, can you believe it?

19:03Fine, be that way, who needs you, you, you, you, rock!

19:13I got friends, better friends than you'll ever have.

19:18Hey, I do have a friend, a good friend, a great friend.

19:23Man, am I stupid.

19:25How could I ever forget good old, what's his name?

19:29What was that?

19:41It's me.

19:42Me who?

19:44Me who?

19:45Me, me.

19:46Oh.

19:47I know you're stuck here, you may never get out for the rest of your life, or forever,

19:50or even till Christmas, but I don't care, I'm staying with you.

19:55Really?

19:56From now on, whatever you need, I'll get it for you.

19:59You name it, anything.

20:01Hmm.

20:03Here, I brought you this pneumatic drill.

20:06Always handy to have a power tool.

20:09And this corkscrew.

20:10For your corks.

20:11You'll need this.

20:12Perfect.

20:13And you'll need this veggie-shooter.

20:14And this hat.

20:15And this vacuum.

20:19Perfect.

20:24And you'll need this veggie shooter.

20:27And this hat.

20:28And this vacuum.

20:29And this.

20:30And this.

20:31And this.

20:32And this.

20:33And this.

20:34And this.

20:35There.

20:36You never know when you want to wash some dishes.

20:38Anything else?

20:39I'm fine.

20:40Good.

20:41Great.

20:42Good.

20:43so what's so interesting over here anyway nothing

20:58nice to see you again yeah you were really gonna leave were you

21:13no good

21:16yeah

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