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  • 12/06/2025
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00:00Marry me.
00:01Oh.
00:03I do love you.
00:04You could have told me earlier.
00:06My head's been mashed up.
00:09Everything's gone wrong today.
00:11Then I spoke to Tommy.
00:12What?
00:13He put the boot in because I asked him about the laptop.
00:15Well, don't start on him.
00:17He didn't have a clue what you were talking about.
00:19I was trying my best there, okay?
00:21And then I was distracted by the limo.
00:23There you go.
00:24See, that's it.
00:24That's my problem.
00:26I asked you to have a serious chat with our son.
00:28And all you was worried about was chasing after shiny things.
00:33I'm about family.
00:35You're about fluff.
00:36Yeah, I was trying to give you both, Kat.
00:38And you failed on both.
00:39That's not fair.
00:40That isn't.
00:41You know, I spend all my time trying to give you and the boys a better life.
00:46What is this?
00:46Like one strike and I'm out.
00:48I love you.
00:50The kids love you and we had it all worked out.
00:53Oh, okay.
00:55Oh, what?
00:55You want to go back to being mage?
00:57No.
00:58I don't know.
01:01I just don't want to spend a life of broken promises.
01:06Building my hopes up for them to just...
01:08To just come crashing down.
01:12You are so lucky to have me.
01:15Oh, yeah, because you're such a catch and...
01:17All right.
01:18All right, Kat.
01:19I get it.
01:20You don't want to marry me?
01:22Not a problem.
01:23Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
01:24Well, I certainly don't want to be with you anymore.
01:28All right?
01:31You slept with a stranger.
01:33Why?
01:36Out of spite?
01:37I'm sorry.
01:38No.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:55I'm sorry.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:01Oh, my God.
02:31Billy, seriously, I wouldn't bother, mate.
02:44I'm no mechanic, Alf.
02:46And I know you've got bigger fish to fry, but...
02:49You can't leave the bus on a square like this, can you?
02:55Fill your boats, Tommy, so we can watch the film with Freddy and the boys, yeah?
02:59Yeah.
03:02Got it on Alfie's tab.
03:03Sure.
03:04Thanks.
03:04See you then.
03:05Bye, love.
03:07Aren't you, uh, meant to be at the wagon?
03:10No idea.
03:11No one tells us anything.
03:13Do you want to come back to mine, play some Fortnite, take your mind off it?
03:16Nah, I just want to be my brothers.
03:18Right.
03:19Well, if you change your mind, then let...
03:21Let me know.
03:23Back so soon?
03:35Yeah, well, I took a time out.
03:39Do we stand a chance?
03:40Well, sure.
03:45But go on.
03:49Well, I was...
03:50So angry that you lied to me again, and this time it was about Sabrina.
03:55And then I saw you hugging Cindy, and I thought, there's certainly something going on there.
04:05Then this man made me feel like I was the first choice for once.
04:14And I slept with him.
04:19Total stranger.
04:21Stephen, late fifties, not from anywhere around here.
04:27And nothing compared to you.
04:31So why risk our marriage for a cheap leg over with him?
04:38Lainey, I've known you for years.
04:42This isn't you.
04:43You go to other women all the time for comfort.
04:46Well, I don't sleep with them.
04:48You lie all the time.
04:51Where you are, who you've been with.
04:53Oh, yes, and it's always with your ex-wives.
04:57Hey.
05:01That's not true.
05:08Well, it makes me doubt everything you say.
05:12And it makes me doubt myself.
05:17Truthfully.
05:19I did something really wrong last night.
05:21But I am not going to take all the blame.
05:25I don't live with lies anymore.
05:31I don't live with lies anymore.
05:35Harry!
05:37Harry!
05:38Harry, any good at fixing buses?
05:41That's your reap of junk on the square, is it?
05:44I might have known.
05:45But I was supposed to take me and Kat to the wedding, but we had to call it off.
05:49So if we were waiting, just get out of your system and have a good laugh now, yeah?
05:54Oh, look.
05:54I'll take a look.
06:01I could wring your neck, you silly girl.
06:03Oh, he'd dump me.
06:04Because you called the wedding off.
06:07Alfie deserves better.
06:08So do I.
06:10I'll be with your kids.
06:11They deserve better too.
06:14Jane, talk some sense into her.
06:16So, what is it you love about Alfie?
06:28He's got a big heart and big dreams.
06:31And what are you scared of?
06:34Spending the rest of my life apologising to my boys because he keeps breaking his promises.
06:39I'm better off on my own.
06:40If anything goes wrong, there's no one to blame.
06:43There is another way of looking at it.
06:45Oh, do tell.
06:46Well, you've got a man who tries really hard to make you happy.
06:51He has a kerfuffle and falls flat on his face from time to time, so he stumbles occasionally.
06:56But at least he tries.
06:58My kids deserve better than that chump.
07:02God, you're a hard woman to love, Kat Slater.
07:05Excuse me?
07:06Well, you want a man to give you the world and then you throw it back in his face because he hasn't gift-wrapped it properly.
07:11So?
07:12Well, I've got standards.
07:14It's self-sabotage.
07:16I would walk over hot coals to have what you have.
07:19But no, you're walking away because Alfie loves you too much.
07:23Don't compare us, Jean.
07:25You and me want different things.
07:27I don't think we do.
07:29And you're no spring chicken.
07:32Starting again at your age isn't for the faint-hearted.
07:35Well, you'd know.
07:36Oh!
07:36You slapped me again?
07:43Yes.
07:44Sorry.
07:45Please don't slap me back.
07:46Oh, God.
08:00What have I done?
08:02Right, well, the bus.
08:11It's up and running.
08:13Look at you.
08:14A good man to lick your dinner money off you.
08:18So what is it?
08:19You cheat on Kat?
08:20Kat cheat on you?
08:21No, stop.
08:22No.
08:22That's your calling card.
08:24Right.
08:25It says the man looking like he's had the best day of his life.
08:28Okay, Phil.
08:29Listen, let's just...
08:29Hold on.
08:30I just wanted to give Kat the best wedding.
08:33Unlike the last one where she turned up on the tube.
08:35Do you remember that?
08:35I mean, who lets a bride do that?
08:37Exactly.
08:39Okay.
08:41Limo was nicked.
08:42Bus is knackered.
08:44I'll call you off.
08:47So she dumped you because of transport.
08:50That's going to hurt, isn't it?
08:51No, no.
08:51I just think I need to be with someone who appreciates me.
08:54I just think I deserve better.
08:56What?
08:56What?
08:57Huh?
08:58You dumped Kat?
08:59Yeah.
09:01You know?
09:02Do you know what the biggest killer of men is?
09:05Ourselves.
09:07Our egos.
09:08Always looking at what the other bloke's got, you know?
09:10Concentrating on what didn't work out for us and getting angry about it rather than being grateful for...
09:14For what did.
09:16Maybe that's why we drink too much and sleep around and gamble and do all that stuff.
09:20I don't know, but I know that it nearly...
09:21It nearly killed me.
09:25And when me and Kat was together, you hung around and you hung around.
09:28You kept trying to win her back.
09:30And you did, in the end.
09:31You did.
09:31You won.
09:32You know, she's not a fairground goldfish.
09:36It's not a competition.
09:38I mean, because I lost on you.
09:41You're going to chuck it all away because Kat's certainly poor, little ego.
09:45No, no, no.
09:45It's just...
09:46I can't make her happy, all right?
09:48And I just don't want to spend...
09:50I don't want to spend my life disappointing someone.
09:52If she would have forgiven me, I would have given her anything she wanted because she...
09:56She deserves it.
10:03Oh, God.
10:06What have I done?
10:20Kat!
10:20I'm sorry.
10:25Were you married?
10:25You married me?
10:28Yes.
10:29Come here, you.
10:30Come on.
10:31Come on.
10:31Come on.
10:50You didn't join me at the wedding.
10:56Not that it matters.
10:59I called it all.
11:03I taught you to appreciate time away from me.
11:12Denise gave me a good talking, too.
11:14She said, I must say how much I cherish you.
11:23And I do.
11:28I know you do.
11:29You know, for a long time now, I was scared of hurting you.
11:37So when you asked me to massage you, I was kind of worried it was too soon.
11:42That wasn't your decision to make, Patrick.
11:45Yeah, but then I ended up hurting you.
11:48Exactly what I was trying to avoid.
11:50You didn't hurt me.
11:56You didn't hurt me.
11:59I just don't want to ever remind you of that man, okay?
12:08I'm sorry for what I said.
12:15You could never remind me of that man.
12:21Patrick, you are kind.
12:25And you're gentle.
12:27And you're strong.
12:28And you're passionate.
12:29And I miss you, Patrick.
12:30I miss every part of you.
12:34I don't want you to ever feel responsible.
12:38For me, not after what you've been through.
12:42No, I am.
12:45I need to step up for you.
12:49I'll go respect your wishes.
12:53And I...
12:54And I'll go listen to you.
13:01Let's just take it slowly.
13:10We'll take it as slow as you want.
13:14Oh, why don't people in this flat tidy up after themselves?
13:28Have to run in a pub.
13:31Yeah.
13:32All the show downstairs.
13:36Upstairs.
13:37Things falling apart.
13:39Well, it wasn't like that in Marbella.
13:42Your son's shrugged on your memory.
13:44That house was just a tip.
13:48Wet bikinis everywhere.
13:49Well, we could go back there.
13:53Start again.
13:56Sulag.
14:00Can't believe what's happened.
14:02Why not?
14:03Cindy did.
14:04She deleted 25 years.
14:07You stop talking about Cindy.
14:08You're obsessed.
14:09You slept with someone.
14:12You did that.
14:15And that's...
14:15That's why I'm leaving.
14:19Wait there.
14:38So what's this?
14:39These are for my first championship.
15:00If I'd give them away for a raffle.
15:02How did you get them?
15:03eBay.
15:10You're the best thing that's happened to me.
15:24Magnus.
15:29It's over.
15:29Here comes the prize!
15:42It's gorgeous.
15:44No, you're gorgeous.
15:45Huh.
15:46Did you get a set of a pack?
15:48Um, yeah, well, uh, not quite.
15:51Come on.
15:51Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:53Come on.
15:54Come on.
15:55If you can't go to the wedding, the wedding shall come to you, my children.
16:04Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:06Come on.
16:06Come on.
16:16Come on.
16:16Come on.
16:16Come on.
16:17Come on.
16:17i vow to be honest with you always i vow to always put you first
16:31to support you even if it gets in the way of my dreams
16:34i vow to accept you embrace you and celebrate you and remember that your kindness and passion
16:44is why i love you and i vow to be patient with you when things don't go my way
16:50by the power invested in me and little baby jesus i pronounce you husband and wife
17:01go on give her a snog yeah all right come here you
17:14you're going on holiday to kiss and make up
17:23what's happened me and elaine decided to split up
17:34we're going our separate ways
17:36which ways are you going
17:39kojo it means that elaine has finally stopped putting up dad's lies
17:48i'm sorry gina
17:49actually this is my fault
17:51i cheated on your death
17:56you did
17:58gary no no why should i
18:01after all the times that you've made him beg for forgiveness
18:04i'm sorry i love you and your sister like
18:07then why did you do it
18:08hey here we go come on sweet
18:21oh congratulations
18:23oh thank you linda this is beautiful
18:26oh it was my small way of saying thanks
18:28no your husband was a good friend to me when i did
18:31come on you you were ill and now you're better yeah and that's all that matters
18:36be happy yes so you deserve it
18:39any chance of your mum or george i am so sorry trace god knows what it's like upstairs i doubt it
18:47me me me me it's not etiquette to touch the horse's duper's when the cling film's still on it
18:53touch the what hors d'oeuvres is french
18:55all she's doing is french buffet i always thought the french welfare buffet was le bouffet
19:00i have a french buffet i thought the chinese invented
19:03all you can eat innit
19:05ah yeah
19:05i suppose all you can have a fork buffet
19:07well i like a finger buffet
19:09personally i find a fork fiddly i always prefer a finger
19:12oh my cat you look gorgeous
19:19thank you so do you
19:21oh it's lovely to do cat
19:24well it should be shouldn't it seeing as me and harvey paid for half of it
19:27shame about the limo innit
19:29yeah well let's worry about that tomorrow
19:31today you celebrate
19:33cheers
19:34hey ross
19:35see how boys are feeling it hot
19:38yeah
19:40joel needed a good mate
19:44okay so you tell me
19:45maybe we should make the effort yeah
19:48truce
19:49cheers
19:50cheers
19:52cheers
19:53more of this if you can see it
19:55there you go
19:56whilst you're having something
19:58go on in more
19:58hey
19:59i will
20:00cheers
20:00cheers
20:01cheers
20:02cheers
20:03cheers
20:04cheers
20:05cheers
20:06cheers
20:07i'm sorry
20:11will you come and see me sometime
20:14yeah i still work here don't i
20:16well yeah but i didn't like to assume that you want to
20:20no no my life choices don't revolve around my dad
20:22you have been our mum for years
20:24and you've been a better one than cindy has been
20:27i love you and anna so much
20:31darling girl
20:32ladies and gents a little bit of hush please
20:37that we welcome the best boy to the stage
20:39the one
20:40the only
20:42mr tummy
20:43when we was little
20:55and dad went around
20:58mum didn't have much money
21:01but she'd always make silly faces
21:04and voices to cheer us up
21:06she never gave up making us happy
21:09when dad came back
21:13we didn't know him that well
21:16but
21:17he never stopped showing us
21:20what an amazing man he really is
21:23i'm glad you came back dad
21:26i did some stupid stupid things
21:36and got fostered
21:38i missed my mum and dad so much
21:44and now
21:47when dad's doing his embarrassing rap
21:51my mum's burning a horrible lasagna
21:54they make me happy
21:58because
22:00they never
22:02ever
22:03gave up on me
22:05now
22:08raise your glasses
22:10to my mum and dad's
22:12the bride and groom
22:13car and alphie
22:14hey
22:17you little superstar
22:19my beautiful boy
22:21i've never gave up on you
22:23hey
22:24i like this one
22:25come on
22:26you want to do me the honor
22:26yeah i'd love to
22:28come on then
22:29i play this in the car all the time
22:43come on
22:44change your speech that's not what i told you to say
22:48i had a chat with my lady
22:49no one listens to me around it
22:51i'm gonna head home
22:53you
22:54you get back to the dance floor
22:56nah
22:56i'll come with you
22:58i'll come with you
22:58oh
23:00come on
23:00yeah
23:01that's my man
23:02yeah
23:03yeah
23:03yeah
23:04yeah
23:05yeah
23:06yeah
23:07yeah
23:08that's me off then
23:12don't forget these
23:17yeah
23:19thank you
23:23all right
23:27all right
23:27i'll see you lady
23:39why are you showing me that loser
24:02well because you just made a mug out of yourself
24:04in front of the whole pub
24:06telling mummy and daddy how much you love them
24:08well they liked it
24:09yeah
24:10yeah your dad would say anything just to please your mum
24:12because he'd been brainwashed didn't he
24:14by who
24:15by your mum
24:16by women
24:18oh look
24:20if you want to be treated
24:21with more respect
24:23yeah
24:23then listen to this guy
24:25drake zagan
24:26he's got two million followers
24:27go on then
24:34any low value female
24:37who sleeps around
24:38doesn't deserve a real man
24:40but where are the real men these days
24:42can i get a kiss
24:51i would like that very much
24:56yeah
25:05the last few days were the worse
25:09i felt like he was slipping away from me
25:12i didn't like it at all at all at all
25:14not one bit
25:16and i um
25:19i ask you a question
25:23will you marry me
25:29yes
25:38yes of course
25:40i will
25:41yeah man
25:44thank you
26:01hey
26:02hey
26:03what's the thing
26:05what's the thing
26:05what's the thing
26:06oh hey
26:06talk to me
26:07she was my new only brother
26:08oh george
26:09take me
26:10take me
26:10what's the name
26:12Who was the newlyweds?
26:23They snuff off home.
26:25They're newlyweds.
26:27What do you expect?
26:28Right, who was the newlyweds?
26:29Got away with that, then?
26:31Yeah.
26:32Yeah.
26:33You know, I thought they might look up here.
26:36I love this.
26:37Now a little hideaway.
26:39A mad day.
26:40Yeah, well, it's been a mad few years, hasn't it?
26:43I'm knackered.
26:45I want to change anything, though.
26:46Not all them rows and misunderstandings.
26:49Really?
26:50Yeah, well, all the scream and blue murder and all the snot and the tears.
26:56No, because that's what's got us here.
26:57Yeah.
26:59No, that's true.
26:59That's true, darling.
27:01We did it, didn't we?
27:02Yeah, we did it.
27:02We did it.
27:03I love you, Mr. Moon.
27:06Hey.
27:07I love you, Mrs. Moon.
27:09You know.
27:10Wow.
27:13You know what I want to do right now?
27:15Sit like here.
27:17Look up at the stars.
27:19And the moon.
27:22With the one person in this whole world that I love.
27:24Yeah.
27:26And the moon.
27:28I love you, too.