Chorlton and the Wheelies by Classic Kids TV - Dailymotion

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00:00Jump in, we'll take it for a spinner, show you round the wheelie world.

00:09Hop on, it's fun to come along and take a look at wheelie world.

00:14You'll be surprised how good it feels to zoom around all day, you'll be so merry.

00:19A whoopee!

00:21You don't need to take it, but we'll take you round for free.

00:23And if you see the rich vanilla, don't be worried, for there's no cause for alarm.

00:27Cause we've got children, who's a dragon, he will keep you free from home.

00:33It's fun at any time of year, so put your wheelie sack of gear and then hold tight.

00:38Alright, we'll show you all the sights of wheelie world.

00:51What do, what's the point of my opinion on the payroll if you can't make anyone unhappy?

00:55Fenella was in a bad mood, again, and the toadies and spikers were cowering where the corner of the kettle would be if kettles had any corners.

01:04Look at that miserable lot down there, she shouted.

01:07Appears the day is long.

01:09Yeah, I thought I was supposed to be the Irish one around here, chipped in wryly.

01:13And when you give me any cheeks, she squeaked, and I'll fill you full of toothpaste.

01:16The spikers giggled at that, and that didn't please the kettle witch either.

01:21Sniggering pin cushion, she snapped.

01:24All you're any good for is picking up waste paper.

01:26And she took a swipe at one of them.

01:29Ow! Ow!

01:31Right, that does it.

01:33You're fired, sacked, finished, get out, out, out, out!

01:37They went, and still seething, Fenella turned to Riley to find out what was going on in Wheelie World.

01:45Well, she couldn't work out what they were doing, but she could see that they were very busy doing it.

01:51The wheelies were doing their Michaelmas stocktaking, something they always did as winter drew near,

01:56to make sure that they had all the supplies they needed before the frosts came.

01:59Everything had to be counted and written down.

02:04Oh, Cholton, how many tires did you count?

02:07Of?

02:09Four.

02:10Ah, I see, said the minister.

02:12Four.

02:12And how many utas?

02:15Cholton thought for a minute, then...

02:17Four, he said.

02:19Oh, indeed, said the minister, four again, eh?

02:21Well, how many ball bearings and bushes were the ball bearings and bushes bushes bearing?

02:25Would you mind saying nothing again, minister?

02:27Yes, I would, said the minister snappily.

02:29How many?

02:31Four.

02:32Four again, the minister was baffled.

02:35But you've counted four of everything.

02:37I can only count up to four.

02:39Two arms or two legs make four, do you see?

02:44Only count up to...

02:46Oh, whack.

02:48The minister was furious.

02:50That meant that all the things that Cholton was supposed to have counted

02:53would have to be counted all over again.

02:56You...

02:58You were useless.

03:01Oh, said Queen Doris.

03:02He's nothing of the sort.

03:04He's gorgeous.

03:06Oh, aye, the minister admitted.

03:08He's gorgeous.

03:09But he's useless.

03:11But he's useless.

03:13Cholton was a bit upset at that.

03:16But he did have an idea.

03:18I'll tell you what they said.

03:19If I include me tail, I could make it five.

03:22Oh, go on, said the minister, really.

03:25A bit.

03:26Go for a walk.

03:27Oh, all right, then, said Cholton.

03:32If I'm useless, if I'm useless, I will.

03:35And he ambled sadly away.

03:40Now, then, let's start again.

03:41Let's some waltzy spill.

03:43Cholton wandered slowly along through the countryside,

03:47fed up and dragging his tail.

03:49He sighed now and then, gazed about.

03:55But he wasn't really interested in the scenery.

03:58And then, he heard something.

04:01One, two, three, four.

04:02One, two, three, four.

04:04One, two, three, and four.

04:06And a one, two, three, and four.

04:08Hey, oops, said Cholton to himself.

04:10There's someone else who can't count past four.

04:12Whoever it was, it was coming nearer.

04:16Then suddenly from around the back of a throttle brush bush came...

04:20Hey, Pablo Potato, the dancing duke.

04:23Potato, potato, if you don't mind, senor, potato.

04:26Ah, senor Jordan, this is my deciduous happenstance.

04:32Cholton was just as delighted to see Pablo.

04:35And he couldn't wait to find out what his old friend had been up to

04:38since the last time they'd met.

04:39I said, Pablo, he's not so good, my friend.

04:42They have no work.

04:45They come, how you say, unimpressed.

04:48Cholton thought that wasn't quite how they said it.

04:51But he was very sorry all the same, and he couldn't understand why.

04:54It is rock and roll, my friend.

04:56Everybody wants to learn the rock and roll.

04:58And I am the Latin American dancing duck.

05:02When I dance, it is the one and two and three, four.

05:07When the rock and roll is played, it is dancing for a steam hammer.

05:13Hey, I'm sorry to hear that, said Cholton.

05:18Then he suddenly had a bright idea.

05:21Hey, hope.

05:22What about my favourite dancing partner, that lovely little old lady?

05:27She's not quite as light on her feet as I am,

05:30but to dare say a lesson or two from you would soon be that ride.

05:34And with a stylish swirl or two from Pablo,

05:37and a dangerous wave of the tail from Cholton,

05:41the two of them set off for Spout Hall.

05:44It was just as they were getting into the wastelands

05:50on the way to the Kettle Witch's home

05:51that they met her unhappy servants.

05:55Hey, hope, lads, what's up?

05:57Cholton asked them.

05:59I'm a shotty.

05:59Well, I was dismissed, said the Chief Toadie.

06:03And the others explained how useless Fenella had said they were.

06:07Hey, don't worry about that, he said.

06:09I'm useless at all.

06:11Besides, I expect she was only joking.

06:13And then he had another of his bright ideas.

06:16Why didn't Pablo, the out-of-work dancing teacher,

06:18show them, the out-of-work servants, how to dance?

06:21But we'll all be happy.

06:24Listen, amigo, how can I be happy?

06:26I had a great Pablo Petito, world champion dancing duck,

06:30teaching a set of Chinese mushrooms

06:31and half a dozen pin cushions to dance, eh?

06:34Answer me that, my friend.

06:36Well, asked Cholton, have you ever tried it?

06:40Of course I have not tried it.

06:43Well done.

06:45So Pablo stopped arguing and got on with the lesson.

06:48Okay, my friend, okay.

06:51It's a one, two, three, four.

06:52And a one, two, three, four.

06:54And a one, two, three, four.

06:56And dance from this talk, this talk.

06:57Three, one, two, three, four.

06:59From this talk, two, three, four.

07:00And that's in your, now, come on, move those spikes.

07:03Three, four.

07:03And one, two, three, four.

07:05I said, move those spikes.

07:06Get it going.

07:07It's very good.

07:08Hey, muy bonito.

07:10Hey, fantastic.

07:11Brilliant.

07:12Oh, two, three, four.

07:14And one, two, three, four.

07:15Okay, okay, sir.

07:19Time for your first public performance.

07:21Ah, come on.

07:23Let's go and show the wheelies.

07:25That could be the judges.

07:27The wheelies were coming to the end of their stock taking.

07:30I have pleasure in informing you, Majesty, that the total number of spare parts in stock

07:35is no less than one, two, three, four.

07:37One, two, three, four.

07:39One, two, three, four.

07:40There you are, you silly man, said Queen Doris.

07:43That's just what that gorgeous dragon said.

07:46The poor minister couldn't quite work out where he'd gone wrong.

07:49The place suddenly seemed to be full of dancing, toadies and spikers, Latin American ducks,

07:55happiness, dragon, and all at once.

07:57Hey, watch out.

07:58Clifford, Fenella's giant son, joined in, too.

08:03Oh, Lord, you're all done.

08:05Mind if I join in?

08:07Hey, hope, twinkle toes.

08:09Maybe you'd better just watch.

08:15After a short performance, the dancing stopped and everyone waited for the wheelie marks.

08:21And what a good set of marks they were.

08:24Nine from Jenny.

08:26Nine from Zuma.

08:27Nine from King Otto.

08:30Nine from the minister.

08:34But only a four from Queen Doris.

08:37But never mind.

08:38It had been a lovely performance.

08:41At least the wheelies thought so.

08:43But someone else didn't.

08:47Fenella heard the noise as she peered down on Wheeling World.

08:49And was absolutely furious.

08:52Oh, ah, oh dear, dear.

08:56I turned a lot of me too by everybody's for this.

08:59She popped off faster and more angrily than she had for weeks.

09:03When she finally popped up in Wheeling World, she was still going like a field full of electric mushrooms.

09:12No one had ever seen anything like it.

09:13She certainly was in a bad mood.

09:17At last, as she came to a stop, the wheelies gave her marks too.

09:23Oh, but they weren't very good marks.

09:26Two from Jenny.

09:28Three from Zuma.

09:31Only one from King Otto.

09:34Two from the minister.

09:36And a four from Queen Doris, who, like Chawlton, could only count up to four.

09:43What a disappointment for this fantastic little lady.

09:46Well, I'm afraid that had put the kettle witch right out of the contest.

09:51Oh, over a sweat, screeched Fenella.

09:54I'll get my own back on you, miserable wheelies.

09:57Just you wick.

10:00And gnashing her teeth, Fenella popped off again at a great rate back to her kettle home.

10:04Hey, missus, how do you do that?

10:07Oh, I thought she's gone again.

10:10Never mind, don't let the dance.

10:12Let joy be unconfined.

10:16Dara, little old lady.

10:18He he he he he he.

10:27Jump in, we'll take you for a spinner.

10:29Show you round the wheelie world.

10:31Hop on, it's fun to come along and take a look at wheelie world.

10:37You'll be surprised how good it feels.

10:39To zoom around all day, you'll be so merry.

10:42Oh, whoopee.

10:43You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

10:46And if you see the witch Fenella, don't be worried, for there's no cause for alarm.

10:50Cause we've got children who's a dragon, he will keep you free from home.

10:55It's fun at any time of year.

10:58So put your wheelie sack and gear on the whole tight.

11:01All right.

11:02We'll show you all the sights of wheelie world.

11:05You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:09You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:11You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:13You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:15You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:17You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:19You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:21You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:23You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:25You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:27You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

11:29You don't need a ticket, but we'll take you one for free.

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