The Legend of Tarzan by Lessly Rios - Dailymotion

Lessly Rios

Edgar Rice Burroughs' hero swings through the jungle with Jane and his animal friends.

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00:00Hello! Tarzan! Turk! I'll just wait here, all alone. I don't mind. In fact, I enjoy

00:11the quiet. Oh, sure, a predator could burst out of the bushes at any second and there'd

00:18be nobody to hear me scream, but I'm a calm lake, a sea of tranquility. Boo! Excuse me.

00:32Oh, Turk! You frightened me! Really? You hid it well. So where's Tarzan? He should be here

00:39by now. Maybe he forgot. The Lord of the Jungle has a very busy schedule, you know. Come on!

00:44What's more important than an afternoon of mindless frolicking with old pals, huh?

00:51Oh, how about an afternoon of mindless frolicking with a new pal, huh?

00:59Outside, something! Cheater! Oh, Tarzan's in love. He... he forgot us.

01:44She loves him, loves him even. Two worlds, one family.

02:15Oh, not bad. Rather traditional, though. Yes. Now, watch this.

02:28Tarzan!

02:30Tarzan!

02:40You saved me. Also rather traditional. That's enough for today. Oh, nonsense. You know what

02:47they say about falling off a horse. What's a horse? It's a large animal one is supposed

02:54to get back upon when one falls off.

03:01Pathetic. I know rhinos who can swing better than that. What Tarzan sees in her is beyond me.

03:07Oh, Turk, it's perfectly understandable for you to be jealous of Jane.

03:13Jealous of Jane? Please, I am simply stating the facts.

03:20Sorry I'm late. What was that about Jane? Tarzan! We were just talking about you and

03:25the missus. Oh, not in a gossipy way, of course. Very respectful. Right, Turk?

03:31As a matter of fact, I was saying that your wife in no way, shape or form belongs in a...

03:37Snake!

03:39Major look.

03:40Why you...

03:42Oh, what a rough housing.

03:49Bye-bye, Turk.

03:50Not so fast, buddy.

03:52I can see this going from ha-ha to boo-hoo just like that.

03:59Close, but not close enough.

04:01Oh, sure. You're laughing now till someone gets a splinter.

04:21Ow!

04:25Spiders!

04:28I'll save you!

04:31Enough already!

04:34What's wrong with you? They're just little spiders for crying out loud.

04:38Turk, Tantor's just trying to help.

04:43Are you all right?

04:45Yeah, it's just a spider bite.

04:46Oh, that's a relief, you know, because now I'm going to mess you up myself!

04:52Can't you boys be careful?

04:54I'm a girl!

04:56Really?

05:05I like it.

05:08I still haven't got used to that entrance.

05:12What is that?

05:14It's nothing.

05:15Oh, well, I'm quite a good judge of nothing, actually, and that is most certainly something.

05:20Really? It's just a spider bite.

05:22Spider?

05:24Oh, it was huge and ugly with 20 legs and dripping fangs!

05:30It had eight legs, no fangs.

05:33Bright orange with a round head.

05:35Oh, fascinating. Bright orange, you say?

05:38Oh, let me see.

05:40Yes, distinguishing markings.

05:42Oh, yes, I see. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

05:44What is it, Daddy?

05:46Wrong book.

05:47Ah, yes, here we go.

05:48Symptoms associated with this bite include fever, twitching, blurred vision, and ultimately...

05:55Oh, my goodness.

05:56What?

05:57We don't have much time.

05:58Before?

05:59Well, you know, give me a hint.

06:02Before he...

06:04Expires.

06:05I'm afraid so.

06:07Au revoir!

06:10But I feel fine.

06:12Exactly!

06:14Hey, this is Tarzan we're talking about.

06:16A teeny little spider can't hurt a big guy like him.

06:19It most certainly can.

06:20One bite from a red-backed spider can kill an elephant.

06:23An elephant?

06:25Here we go again.

06:27Stop traumatizing the elephant, please!

06:32Daddy, there must be something we can do.

06:34I mean, there must be an antidote, right?

06:36The only antidote is the root of the mububu flower.

06:40Well, where can we find this whatever-you-call-it flower?

06:44It only grows at high elevations in constant moisture.

06:48Uh, yeah.

06:50Doc, you mind putting that in plain ape?

06:52Oh, this is at the top of a waterfall.

06:56Right then, I'm off to get that flower.

06:58Jane, don't. I'm fine.

07:01Without that antidote, you will cease to be fine.

07:04In fact, you will just plain cease.

07:06Thus, I am going.

07:08Ah, let her go.

07:09No way she's getting up any mountain with those knobby knees.

07:16If Jane goes, I go too.

07:18You are in no condition to go anywhere.

07:24Right then, but we must hurry.

07:26I'd better come too. Someone will have to prepare the antidote.

07:30You know what? Maybe I'll tag along too.

07:32Three bananas says Jane gives up before we hit the river bend.

07:36Oh, Mrs. Tarzan, I didn't see you lurking there.

07:39I mean, standing there lurking.

07:41Don't fret, Tantor.

07:43As befits a proper Englishwoman, I shall take the high road

07:46and not dignify such remarks with a response.

07:49Now, if you'll excuse me.

08:07Come on, Turk. We've got to get to that flower ASAP.

08:11Why? We never worried about spider bites before Jane came along.

08:15Speak for yourself. I know I did.

08:17Yeah, that's a given.

08:19I still say this is much ado about nothing.

08:21But what if it isn't?

08:23I mean, what if Tarzan really is sick?

08:26What if he dies?

08:28Well, that couldn't happen.

08:32Not to Tarzan, could it?

08:35Mrs. Tarzan sure seems to think so.

08:39Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

08:42She rolls off a boat and bam!

08:44Suddenly she knows everything about the jungle.

08:47I mean, who does she think she is?

08:53Looking good, T.

08:55How you doing back there, pokey?

09:01Just...

09:02Dundee!

09:06Oh, yes, well, thank you.

09:09I forget. Who's helping who?

09:12That's whom. Who's helping whom?

09:16Whatever. Fancy talk ain't going to get us up that mountain.

09:22You are taking the high road, Jane.

09:30Go on up.

09:31Oh, oh, many thanks, Tantor.

09:35Let's push on, shall we?

09:37Don't you mean, shall whom? Huh?

09:40Uh, no. I mean, shall we?

09:44Really, Turk, your grammar is just atrocious.

09:47I mean, even for a...

09:57Where'd it go?

09:59Maybe it left?

10:01Maybe it left?

10:20Tarzan's slowing.

10:22Oh, yes, I know.

10:23The spider venom is affecting his motor skills.

10:26What are you talking about?

10:28My boy's got everything under control.

10:44Are you all right?

10:46Never better. Right, buddy?

10:49I'm fine. Just fine.

10:59Now, Tarzan, there's no shame in taking it a bit easier.

11:03I'm sure Tantor wouldn't mind if you rode on him.

11:06Would you, Tantor?

11:08Actually, my back is killing me.

11:10Oh, but I'm sure with a little stretching,

11:13it'll loosen right up.

11:15I don't need to be carried.

11:18Unlike some people,

11:20we know what it's like to be carried.

11:23I don't need to be carried.

11:26Unlike some people, we know what it's like to be carried.

11:29I...

11:31I rode?

11:39Oh, Tarzan, are you all right?

11:41Oh, no, the paralysis.

11:43Tarzan!

11:45Stay away from the light!

11:50Chasm.

11:53Oh, uh, sorry.

11:56Oh, dear.

11:58How are we going to get across that?

12:06I'll swing a vine back for you.

12:08Well, I don't think that that would be...

12:10Wait!

12:15Huh? See what I tell you.

12:17Picture of hell.

12:24Huh?

12:38Tarzan!

12:53Tarzan!

13:00Sounds like wild jackals.

13:24Slowly...

13:26Carefully...

13:28Slowly and carefully...

13:38Look out! Look out below!

13:41Gravity!

13:43A tail's coming through!

13:54Come on!

13:58Oh!

14:24Get away!

14:30Back! Back, I say!

14:33We've had quite enough of your antics!

14:40Don't worry. We'll get that antidote.

14:43Tarzan!

14:45Hey! I've got it!

14:48I've got it!

14:51Tarzan!

14:52Hey! Get up, you, you jokester, you!

14:58Okay, maybe there is something to this spider-bite talk.

15:04We haven't much time.

15:16Oof! We've come to the right place!

15:21The flower should be up there, right, Daddy?

15:23Yes, but I think this is as far as Tarzan should go.

15:27Someone should stay with Tarzan, then.

15:29Someone with a slightly paralyzing fear of heights.

15:31Say, me?

15:35I'll be back with that flower in two shakes.

15:38Oh, yeah, right.

15:40By the time you get back, Tarzan will die of old age.

15:42I'll go.

15:44Go together.

15:46What? But...

15:48I...

15:51Be strong, love.

15:57Hey, what's the hold-up, huh?

15:59I thought we were in a hurry!

16:04I so much appreciate your...

16:06concern!

16:09Unkind assistants!

16:15Tarzan!

16:19Hang in there, buddy.

16:30Badger!

16:32What have I done?

16:34Professor! Professor!

16:38Hang on, my boy.

16:40Hell is coming.

16:44Clayton!

16:46Jane!

16:49Tarzan!

16:56Oh, hurry, Jane.

17:10So where are the flowers?

17:13They're not here.

17:15No flowers, no roots, no time to look anywhere else.

17:18Tarzan's gonna die!

17:22Look! There it is.

17:26Now all we have to do is pluck it from the middle of the raging waterfall.

17:29That's all? Lucky us.

17:31Tarzan's life hangs in the balance.

17:33There must be a way.

17:35Look, there's some things that can't be done.

17:38Right, you hold this vine. I'm gonna swim to the falls.

17:40Drop over, grab the flower, then you pull me back up.

17:43Do keep a firm grip, please.

17:45You know, that's a very, very good plan.

17:48Except for one small detail.

17:50You! You can't pull this off!

17:55The high road ends right here!

17:57Listen, you... you... you!

18:00You can like me or dislike me.

18:02I couldn't care a whit right now.

18:04But unless we get that flower, Tarzan is going to die.

18:07So kindly close your mouth and hold that vine.

18:13This is crazy!

18:20I'm pulling back up!

18:36Try again!

18:38Oh, she's gutsy.

18:40Stupid, but gutsy.

18:44Oh!

18:47Got it!

18:50Go!

19:01Got it!

19:03Ah! Someone's got me!

19:06Ah!

19:10The vine snapped! I didn't let go!

19:13I know, Turk. I know.

19:15So, uh, we got a bit of a situation here.

19:19We didn't come all this way to give up now!

19:24Can you climb up to that rock without letting go?

19:27Not a problem!

19:32Now what?

19:37Excellent idea, Jane! Swing!

19:48Now you swing down!

19:50And way ahead of you!

20:01We did it!

20:03Oh, yeah! Knew we could!

20:07We got it! We got the flower!

20:10Well done, Jane!

20:12Hurry, Daddy!

20:23Yes, yes, I am 100...

20:26Well, 96% sure that this won't just make things worse.

20:31Close enough. Drink!

20:37He's alive!

20:39Welcome back to the land of the living, buddy.

20:43Hey, it was a team effort!

20:51Yep, I'd say Jane is the perfect mate for Tarzan.

20:56Yeah, she's okay.

20:59But, you know, I mean, she still swings like a two-tailed chimp.

21:03I mean, look at her, it's embarrassing!

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