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00:00I'm getting married in the neighborhood and I don't even know who she is.

00:09Marriage?

00:10Oh!

00:11Laddi!

00:12What is this?

00:13You're getting married?

00:14Hey, don't touch her!

00:15Hey!

00:16You're getting married?

00:17What are you doing?

00:18I'm modeling.

00:19She's in the modeling yard.

00:20She wants you to marry her.

00:21You don't even know.

00:22I'm coming.

00:23Wait.

00:24Hey!

00:25Marriage?

00:26It's nothing.

00:27He's mad.

00:28Ramp off.

00:29Come on.

00:30I'll come ahead.

00:31Come on.

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00:33Run.

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00:36Come on.

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05:14You don't have a fight, do you?

05:16All the saris are open.

05:17Really?

05:19That means you're the main course and we're the starters.

05:26Here you go.

05:33Come, darling. Look.

05:34The saris market is here.

05:36So many saris! Wow!

05:39Where should I buy from?

05:40Ma'am, come here. It's a 20% discount.

05:42Ma'am, come here. It's a 30% discount.

05:44Ma'am, come here. It's a 40% discount.

05:46Ma'am, come here. It's a 50% discount.

05:49Ma'am, come here. It's a 90% discount.

05:51Don't hit me. It's a 90% discount.

05:52It's a 90% discount.

05:54Now buy it. What are you waiting for?

05:55Wait for some more time. It'll be a 100% discount.

05:57We'll take it for free.

05:59The offer is over.

06:01Die now. It's over.

06:02Ma'am, buy the saris from here.

06:04Hey!

06:05Where did your sister-in-law come from?

06:07Is this the way to behave?

06:08You should have gotten married to everyone.

06:09Come, darling. Buy the saris from here.

06:10Hey!

06:13Darling? Whose darling? What darling?

06:15Sir, both of them are misbehaving.

06:17Exactly.

06:18Darling, buy the saris from our shop.

06:20Hey!

06:23What are you doing?

06:25Just a minute. Your mother's and your sister's

06:27first choice. Kappu's saris.

06:28Country's saris.

06:30If it's your country's saris, then what about ours?

06:32Is it Bangladesh's saris?

06:34How can you buy your country's saris alone?

06:38Just a minute. Just a minute.

06:40I'll decide whom I want to buy the saris from.

06:42Ma'am, you've already made a wrong decision about marriage.

06:45So, let us decide about the saris.

06:50Hey!

06:52Hey!

06:54I can buy your shop. I'm a builder.

06:57He's a builder. So, Raj, the area you've surrounded

06:59can become an IPL stadium.

07:04Oh, my God!

07:05This sari seller is so funny. How cute!

07:09Isn't it funny? This is called insolence.

07:11He's from another show.

07:16Anyway, forget about him.

07:19You buy saris from my shop.

07:20I've ordered hot saris from Dubai today.

07:22Hey!

07:23Who wears saris in Dubai?

07:25No, that's why I'm selling them here.

07:29Just a minute. Ma'am, come here.

07:30Come here. Look at this sari.

07:32This is a Benarasi sari.

07:35Wow! Benarasi sari?

07:36Yes.

07:37Oh, my God! How did we get to know that it's a Benarasi sari?

07:40Look, there's a mark of a Benarasi betel leaf.

07:45That means..

07:46There's a mark of a Benarasi betel leaf.

07:47That means, there must be Rasgulla juice in a Bengali sari.

07:51Wow!

07:52Gulab Jamun is so worried about Rasgulla.

07:54Ma'am, give me this sari. Come here.

07:56This is a dangerous sari.

07:58She wore this and became a Maricom boxer.

08:01Will you do boxing?

08:02There's a boxing bag in your house.

08:03Hey!

08:05Get lost.

08:07Don't show me such sari. Show me a good sari.

08:10I'm a builder.

08:11I want to sit on high places.

08:13Are you putting a lift in your sari?

08:19For this, I can put cement in your mouth

08:22and jam your mouth forever.

08:23Do you put a lift in your sari?

08:25Listen to me.

08:26I'll show you a very nice sari made of Assam's betel leaves.

08:30What do you think?

08:31Why is this man selling tea sari?

08:34Are you a tea seller or a sari seller?

08:36He's a tea seller. His wife has gone to her parents' house.

08:37He's selling her sari.

08:39That means, you'll make me wear a sari that you're wearing.

08:41I have to wear it even after selling it.

08:46You're a tea seller, right? Go and get two cups of tea.

08:49Get three cups for me. Get lost.

08:50Get four cups for me. Get lost.

08:52We'll buy a sari only if you like the tea.

08:53You should've opened a sari shop instead of a blouse shop.

08:57Okay, I'll get the tea.

08:59Paracetamol.

09:04Look, this man sells old saris.

09:07But, I have a sari with the latest technology.

09:10It has a password. It doesn't open without a password.

09:14No, no. I often forget the password.

09:17It's okay. We have an option for that.

09:19You can come to us. We can open it for you.

09:20Hey!

09:23I'm talking about the password.

09:26Look, don't get angry. I have an offer on my sari.

09:28Will you buy a sari for me?

09:29I have an offer for you in Goa for two nights and three days.

09:32Darling, let's buy a sari from him.

09:34Then we'll go to Goa.

09:35No, no. You'll have to go to Goa with me.

09:40Hey, you!

09:41If you want to tease Kami, you can buy a sari from me on installments.

09:46Okay, that's good.

09:47I mean, you bought a sari just now.

09:48And I can pay you every month.

09:51No, no. Pay me now. I'll give you the sari on installments.

09:56Look, ma'am.

09:58Forget all this nonsense. Come here.

09:59I'll show you a Bollywood sari.

10:01All Bollywood stars wear my sari. Come here.

10:02Oh, really? Show me.

10:04Yes, yes.

10:05Look at this.

10:07Munni has been defamed.

10:09All her saris are from my shop.

10:12Hold on.

10:13But Munni didn't wear a sari.

10:15That's why she was defamed.

10:21Hold on. Hold on.

10:22Look at this.

10:23Do you know who we are?

10:24We were wearing Madhuri Dixit's sari.

10:26That was our sari.

10:28Salman Khan had hit a gulail.

10:30If it wasn't for our sari, it would have turned blue.

10:33But Salman Khan had hit a flower.

10:35I have seen it. I remember it.

10:36Yes, he had hit a flower.

10:38Madhuri Dixit had said,

10:39Aha!

10:42You are a builder.

10:43You won't hit a flower. You will hit a cement brick.

10:46So, your wife will go,

10:46Oh, no!

10:52Sir.

10:54He only sells saris in Bollywood.

10:56My saris go to Hollywood.

10:58Angelina Jolie wears my sari.

11:00Hey!

11:01I have never seen Angelina Jolie in a sari.

11:05Wow! She is such a beautiful wife.

11:07And you want to see Angelina Jolie without a sari.

11:10You should be ashamed.

11:11He is like that.

11:13Pappu, keep your voice down.

11:15Got it? Keep your voice down.

11:16Yes, if I have to keep my voice down,

11:17I have a soundproof sari.

11:20If you have a stomach ache,

11:22you won't be able to speak.

11:24Oh!

11:26You can buy this sari for your mother.

11:30What do you mean?

11:32If that is the case, buy four or five for yourself.

11:34Give them to him.

11:36You are right.

11:37I feel the same.

11:38I am not getting enough oxygen since I came here.

11:41He is doing something.

11:44Hey!

11:46Hey!

11:47Look, air is coming out from the bottom.

11:50Hey!

11:51He doesn't have to say, hey. He can do something else.

11:53Hey!

11:55Forget about the sari. Shut his mouth first.

11:57He has been saying, hey since a long time.

11:59Hey!

12:00Hey!

12:02Hey, what are you doing?

12:04Get me the sari. Quickly.

12:06You do one thing.

12:07You wear this sari.

12:08Hold it. Wear it.

12:10Look, whether you are a mother or a sister,

12:11you should wear a sari.

12:15What is it?

12:17I have a stomach ache.

12:19I have a stomach ache.

12:20What is it?

12:23What are you doing?

12:26Ma'am, I will give you such a sari

12:28that you won't feel bored.

12:30How? How will I not feel bored?

12:32Look at this sari's cloth.

12:35We made this.

12:37It doesn't have a TV.

12:38You wear the sari.

12:39After that, you pass time by tearing it.

12:42Look, you can hear the sound.

12:45This sari. Look at this.

12:46Hold it. Look at this.

12:48Look at this.

12:49It's a transparent sari.

12:50You keep passing your time.

12:51The one who sees you, will be his own.

12:55Look at this.

12:56Look, it looks so nice.

12:58I feel like you should also marry him.

13:00Sorry, I don't like this sari either.

13:02You don't like it.

13:03Actually, your husband doesn't have a face.

13:04The sari is on him.

13:05When this sari will be on you..

13:09What?

13:10You will get a heart attack.

13:11This sari looks like nonsense.

13:12Enough. Enough.

13:14Remove the sari.

13:14Your wife, you remove it.

13:16Hey!

13:18Remove my sari.

13:19It's not yours. It's mine.

13:20Remove your sari.

13:22Where do I have to wear it?

13:29Police.

13:30What's going on here?

13:31Police. The police is here.

13:33What's going on here?

13:34Kapil Sharma Show.

13:38You have opened the shops with the sari.

13:40Who did you ask?

13:41Close them.

13:41Hold on.

13:42But how can you close this shop?

13:45It will be curfew here.

13:46If all the shops will be closed, how will we buy sari, darling?

13:50Listen to me.

13:52You can buy sari from there.

13:54Look, he has worn such a lovely sari.

13:56Why do I feel that you are selling sari in the name of police?

14:00Shut up.

14:01You shut up.

14:03Look at him.

14:04What was shut up?

14:05When you get slapped in the middle of shut up

14:07it's called shut up.

14:11Will you slap a police officer?

14:13No. I will slap a tea vendor.

14:14Tea vendor?

14:15Where is the tea vendor?

14:16I will call him.

14:17Chandu, get two cups of tea.

14:18I will get it.

14:18Hey!

14:19Shut up.

14:20Catch him.

14:22What is this?

14:22Catch him.

14:23Catch him.

14:27Catch him.

14:28Take this.

14:28Catch him.

14:30Catch him.

14:44Good evening and welcome to..

14:45The Kapil Sharma Show.

14:46Khatak.

14:48Khatak. It's happening now, right?

14:51Mr. Sidhu.

14:51Yes, sir.

14:55For many years

14:57a person doesn't allow anyone to speak or talk.

15:01His name is Manania Navjot Singh Sidhu.

15:03But today, I am going to invite such a person here.

15:07After that, I will see

15:09whether he can clap or not.

15:13So, with your loud applause

15:15for the first time on Indian television

15:17Mrs. Navjot Kaur Sidhu.

15:19You are very welcome to our show.

15:21You have come as our follower.

15:24Yes.

15:25No one is sharing. What happened?

15:29Some people's hair is called clouds.

15:31Some people's eyes are called the sea.

15:34Some people's dry cheeks are called red tomatoes.

15:38How long will you read the poems of other beauties?

15:43Look at me sometimes.

15:45Praise me sometimes.

15:49Why are you so scared?

15:51Yes. Now.

15:54The public wants to know, do you have any share for us?

15:58Please..

16:00Look..

16:01All the flowers have withered.

16:02All the leaves have dried up.

16:04All the flowers..

16:05All the vegetables have withered.

16:08Look, the thing is..

16:09It has gone out.

16:10Oh, then don't listen to me.

16:13But..

16:18No matter how great a person might be.

16:20No matter how mighty he may be.

16:22No matter how vainglorious he may be.

16:24But the people who are vainglorious are made to stumble.

16:29I would like to ask you something else.

16:31When the second deer comes

16:32your eyes are..

16:34Today you spoke in a very religious way.

16:37When I go into a room

16:40and I don't know..

16:41..sit here and have fun.

16:43Yes.

16:43Should I go to my room?

16:44It's time for me to meditate.

16:50Have you never seen what I do?

17:08All the entries..

17:09Yes.

17:10I mean..

17:11..they can have fun for two hours in two minutes.

17:19Sister-in-law, come and sit. It's you today.

17:21It's you today.

17:23He's making fun of me. This is wrong.

17:26No, sister-in-law. Seriously.

17:27If a young actress has come..

17:29..the girl who is unmarried..

17:30..it's okay.

17:31Farah Khan, the mother of three children..

17:32..is reciting poetry of her beauty.

17:35Think about it.

17:37Poetry is out of the question sometimes.

17:39That's what I want to ask.

17:40Sister-in-law, have you ever recited poetry for yourself?

17:42I have said that I miss devotional prayers.

17:45You can recite mantras with me.

17:47Come here.

17:48Do you know Gayatri Mantra?

17:49You..

17:50Come here.

17:50What's wrong with that?

17:51You are my temple, my Gurudwara..

17:53..you are my mosque.

17:54Yes.

17:57What's wrong with that?

18:00You are my worship.

18:01Mwah!

18:02Mwah!

18:06Sister-in-law, where did you meet him for the first time?

18:09When I used to come from college..

18:12..I was studying MBBS.

18:14Okay.

18:14I was studying.

18:15So, when I had a day off in the afternoon..

18:18..I used to feel that when I enter the house..

18:20..a permanent person is watching me.

18:22So, right in front of my house..

18:25..there was a..

18:26What do you mean by a permanent person?

18:28That..

18:29I mean, a person who comes every day.

18:30I mean, a permanent person.

18:32There was a restaurant called Pick A Chick.

18:34So, there are different people in the restaurant, right?

18:35Yes.

18:36So, you felt that a person is there every day..

18:38..and something is wrong in the afternoon.

18:40In the afternoon..

18:41Pick A Chick used to have chicken.

18:44So, I fed all the Patialas chicken..

18:45..but I used to stand in front of them.

18:47So, why did I stand in front of them?

18:49Because I..

18:50..fell in love with him at first sight.

18:53So, in the afternoon..

18:54..you fell in love with him.

18:56Yes.

18:56And she..

18:57I know.

18:58She didn't believe me.

18:59She didn't believe me.

19:00I mean, I used to keep looking at her.

19:02As soon as she saw me, she fell in love with me.

19:06Then she used to come out of the garden.

19:08So, I used to leave my practice and stand in the garden.

19:12As soon as she used to come out of the garden..

19:14..I used to take her along with me.

19:16What was her name?

19:17You remember everything.

19:18Yes.

19:19Everything.

19:19A person will forget his wife.

19:21What are you saying?

19:22It took months.

19:23It took many months.

19:24It wasn't a matter of a few days.

19:26So, you knew that he used to follow me.

19:28Yes, he used to follow me.

19:29As soon as I used to go, he used to say, yes.

19:31He used to say, yes.

19:32She used to say, no.

19:32No.

19:35Her friend used to follow me.

19:37But I didn't leave her behind.

19:38The song of Taram Paji..

19:39..'I won't leave you. I won't sleep. Send me to jail.'

19:42I didn't leave her behind.

19:43Then, in the end..

19:45..that's a different story.

19:47How did she believe me?

19:48She's a fool, but she believed me.

19:51Sister-in-law, people who study medicine..

19:54..they are very focused.

19:55Still, when you used to follow Paji..

19:57I used to get very irritated.

19:59I used to say, I don't know what kind of a man he is.

20:01Why is he following me?

20:03He doesn't have any work.

20:05I mean, you study medicine.

20:07And it's very natural for doctors..

20:10..that you think that a doctor will marry a doctor.

20:13Yes.

20:13So, I used to get more irritated.

20:15That this is a matter of studies.

20:16He studies so much.

20:18He's already frustrated.

20:19On top of that, he comes to my house every morning and evening.

20:23Should I change my route?

20:24I got to know about scooters.

20:25When I used to come inside a scooter..

20:28..I used to get angry.

20:29My father was very strict.

20:30He didn't give me the car.

20:32He used to say, until you complete your M.A.B.S..

20:33..you will have to go on a scooter.

20:35So, on top of that, I used to get irritated.

20:36And on top of that, he used to follow me.

20:38So, when I used to go out..

20:39So..

20:40I mean, I always yearn for his love.

20:43I am telling you the truth.

20:44I am not joking.

20:45What kind of a route is this?

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