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00:00Hello everybody, I'm Krishna Abhishek and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.

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00:30Hello everybody, I'm Krishna Abhishek and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.

01:00Hello everybody, I'm Krishna Abhishek and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.

01:03Hello everybody, I'm Krishna Abhishek and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.

01:10Dr. Sir, I thought you are doing a beautiful romance behind the curtains.

01:13Who was that witch kid, what were you doing?

01:17And his hairs were stuck on your guitar and you were showing it off.

01:21Sid. He keeps beating me.

01:27Dr. Sir, what were you doing?

01:28It wasn't raining, but I was pointing my finger at the clouds and making a hole.

01:34Come, stand on my shoulder. You too, come with me.

01:38What are you doing?

01:41What a busy day, everybody.

01:43What busy day? He is such a useless man.

01:47You are going to the ants, right?

01:48You are pointing your finger at them and wasting their time.

01:51He is a useless man.

01:54I point my finger at the ants and spoil their way.

01:57But look at yourself. You point your finger at everything.

01:59They have written a book. Why did they write it?

02:01What have they written?

02:03You are pointing your finger at them.

02:07Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Chintu.

02:10This is Dr. Mr. Gulati.

02:11Come here. Sit comfortably.

02:13He is a big man. He is sitting on the floor.

02:15It feels good this way.

02:16Hello, sir. Nice to meet you.

02:19The pleasure is all mine.

02:21Oh.

02:22That's my wife.

02:26I know.

02:27I know.

02:39Why are you feeling shy? Sit down and talk to us.

02:49Is there anything to talk about that you are feeling shy?

02:52You are my daughter-in-law. Why are you feeling shy?

02:55Talk to us. What are you here for?

02:56Is there a switch to talk to us that you have switched on?

02:59Why aren't you talking to me?

03:04I am blushing. Let me talk to you.

03:07You are blushing. You should brush your teeth.

03:10You are blushing.

03:11Why do you come so close?

03:12Do you want me to slap you?

03:22This is Dr. Mr. Gulati.

03:23Hello.

03:25TCH NNH.

03:27What does TCS NNH mean?

03:29I can't take my eyes off your face.

03:38I don't know what I am seeing.

03:44Hello.

03:47How do I look with the guitar?

03:49Too good.

03:50Am I not hot?

03:51Very hot.

03:53Have you heard the story of the thirsty crow?

03:55The crow doesn't get water.

03:57You feel that the crow hasn't got water and has turned into a fox.

04:01You hold the guitar like this.

04:03Who holds the guitar like this?

04:04You hold it like this.

04:04You hold the handle of the flush like this.

04:07Then you pull this.

04:09Let the water come.

04:12You have ruined my mood.

04:14Okay, fine. Talk to them.

04:16Let me fix my mood.

04:20He has fixed his mood.

04:22Did you tell the music director that you will look at Neetu

04:24and he will do this?

04:26He is my brother-in-law.

04:34Thanks for making your brother-in-law happy.

04:49Can I call you Neets?

04:51Of course, Neets.

04:54Sure.

04:55Rishi sir is sitting here but I still say..

04:57It's all right.

04:58How are you so beautiful?

05:03Who asked you how you are so ugly?

05:08You tell me. How are you?

05:09Did anyone ask? I just asked.

05:14You haven't seen my parents yet.

05:18If you see them, you will feel that I am very handsome.

05:21Yes.

05:24Didn't your parents tell you that you have never been here?

05:26My father's name is Chotelal Gulata.

05:28My mother's name is Ramesh Gulata.

05:31Why is your mother's name Ramesh?

05:33She used to have a moustache.

05:34So her parents named her Ramesh.

05:37Read my biography. You will know.

05:39It's clearly written in my biography.

05:41It's forbidden to spit here.

05:46And you know, Chinti, it's not like that.

05:48You are her husband.

05:50But I accept that fact.

05:52And I am a big fan of you also.

05:55You know, your film, Karaj..

05:57Karaj?

05:59Which film is this?

06:01Karaj?

06:02I am not saying Farj. I am saying Karaj.

06:06You played the guitar in it.

06:07You were born in the year of the ox.

06:10You know, I was so impressed by that film

06:12that I took a lot of loans.

06:16But I never retired

06:18because they didn't make a film about it.

06:20Where is the doctor?

06:22Where is the doctor?

06:23Where is the doctor?

06:25He is here.

06:26Come later. I am busy.

06:27I am busy.

06:28Will you pay me today or die today?

06:30Oh, God!

06:31I don't have money.

06:32Then kill him.

06:35Listen to me.

06:36What are you looking at?

06:37Move here. Move here.

06:40Move here.

06:42Move here.

06:43Move here.

06:45Move here.

06:48Move here.

06:49Move here.

06:51Move here.

06:52Move here.

06:53Move here.

06:55Move here.

07:04That's okay. That's fine.

07:09I am free. I will be here till evening.

07:11You have so many shops, right?

07:13You are doing business. You can kill me anytime.

07:18He is a shameless man.

07:22You can kill me anytime.

07:27You see, people have to be brainwashed all day.

07:31It is very difficult to be intelligent in this world.

07:35You know..

07:39So, where was I?

07:41You were here before getting beaten up.

07:42Then you went there and came back.

07:44Do you have any shame?

07:46No.

07:47Today..

07:48Look, how lucky I am..

07:51How lucky I am..

07:57How do you say it?

07:58How lucky I am..

08:00Look, two families have come together.

08:04It is a matter of great pride.

08:07Where did you come from?

08:09You can't buy rats.

08:11You know, people put roti in their mouth and catch rats.

08:14I have never seen a rat speak so rudely.

08:16But he abused them.

08:18How does a rat abuse? Tell me.

08:23They didn't make a rat's mouth properly.

08:25A rat comes like this.

08:30He looks like a dog.

08:31You have such an idea about me in your mind.

08:34So, get out of this.

08:38Mr. Rishi, does he look like a doctor?

08:41He looks like Einstein.

08:44You will win the elections, just you.

08:50I would like to say something.

08:52I think you have a sister or someone

08:55who is married to my son.

08:59It is their honeymoon.

09:00Yes.

09:12And before the show ends, I would like to give my condolence.

09:17Oh!

09:18I want to meet my daughter-in-law.

09:20Yes, she is.

09:21So, when the show ends, please, couple.

09:23She will wear a sari after five minutes.

09:25Wow!

09:28And he keeps an eye on me.

09:31But, Neetu, I must say, you are so pretty.

09:34Like an angel.

09:35Oh, thank you.

09:37Sir. Yes.

09:38Please, consider my age.

09:39You didn't hear that. I will say a couple of lines.

09:42If you like it, you can like it.

09:45That..

09:46A young heart should be there. What is there in age?

09:53Mr. Jaranwala.

09:56A young heart should be there. What is there in age?

09:59If you eat a piece, you are a four.

10:00If you go straight, you are a six.

10:07You didn't drink alcohol?

10:09I feel like it, if possible.

10:12Okay, I want to celebrate, if you don't mind.

10:16You know, Neetu is here.

10:18You must be bored. You want some entertainment?

10:22Do you want entertainment?

10:23Yes, absolutely.

10:24Do you want it?

10:25Sure, sure.

10:26Okay.

10:26Come on.

10:32Where do all these faces come from?

10:37What is he doing?

10:40Baby, you just chill for some time.

10:50Have you ever loved anyone?

10:53Yes.

10:54Have you ever loved anyone?

10:55Yes.

10:56What can I do?

11:24La, la, la, la, la.

11:26Oh, my God!

11:27La, la, la, la, la.

11:28My heart and my mind are young.

11:32La, la, la, la, la.

11:34La, la, la, la, la.

11:36Don't get in love, you madmen.

11:40I have loved and lost my peace.

11:45I have lost my sleep.

11:47He's lost it!

11:48But I don't lie.

11:51I don't lie.

11:53Oh

12:23Oh

12:40That was great I had a great time

12:43Crowd Chanting

12:50You might have not noticed

12:53They showed me in detail that I have 9 young men of my age

12:57Do you remember these 9 young men?

12:59These were the 9 young men

13:01And you just see

13:04They are of my age

13:07No one laughed at this but okay

13:11No one laughed at this

13:13But I take your leave now guys

13:16Pappu you just get my pant and shirt

13:20I take your leave now

13:22Okay start again

13:28Okay Neetu ma'am there are a lot of women here

13:31Who are your fans and they wanted to ask you some questions

13:34So we thought since we have a lot of time left

13:36You can tell us

13:38So I have taken their questions

13:40Do you think that a common granny

13:43Is a superstar

13:45Granny means grandmother

13:47Granny means housewife

13:49What granny? I didn't know this

13:51You don't know Hindi?

13:53Housewife

13:55I really don't know

13:56What's wrong with you?

13:57I thought granny means grandmother

14:01Granny

14:03These are their questions not mine

14:05If you feel stupid I apologize from the depth of my heart

14:08No problem

14:09When the food is good

14:10Your husband eats it

14:12He doesn't praise it

14:14But if it's too salty

14:16He throws it on your head

14:17Does this happen to you too?

14:18Are you mad?

14:19I won't eat your shoes

14:21Do you have the courage to say this to anyone?

14:24You are asking a weird question

14:26I told you this is not my question

14:28Because I am not married

14:30I don't have such an experience

14:32It will happen

14:33After being a foreigner

14:35This is also a woman's question

14:37The day the husband stays at home

14:39He takes out 10 shortcomings in anything

14:41It's better if he stays outside

14:43Do you ever think like this?

14:45Everyday

14:51This is a question from one of our mothers

14:53The day the husband is in a mood

14:55He drinks a lot

14:57He says I love you a lot

14:59One?

15:01A little less than one

15:03It should be a little more than one

15:05To say I love you

15:10So does it happen that

15:11After 2-4 drinks

15:13You say I love you a lot?

15:15A lot?

15:17It never happens

15:20I love you happens

15:21When you are dating

15:23After marriage

15:24I love you doesn't happen

15:25It's all finished

15:27Then I love you more

15:29Children's love

15:30Family's love

15:31It reaches the next level

15:33Very honest answer

15:38Sir, you have to answer yes or no

15:40Have you ever been very angry in public?

15:42Have you ever slapped someone?

15:43Yes

15:46What made you angry?

15:49Their misbehaviour

15:51You shouldn't misbehave

15:53People should understand this

15:55But you shouldn't slap

15:58Sir, have you ever felt

16:00After watching another actor's film

16:02That I wish I had done this film?

16:04Yes

16:05Which film?

16:07There are a lot of good films

16:09Which I didn't like

16:11I feel I should have done this

16:13But I don't think

16:14Your height is not that much

16:15Your weight is a little more

16:17Then I would have done something

16:23Ma'am, you are a superstar

16:25You live with two superstars

16:27One is Rishi sir

16:28Second is your son Ranbir Kapoor

16:29A big round of applause for this

16:34I want to ask you some questions about both of us

16:36Because you are Rishi sir's wife

16:37You are as honest

16:38You talk to the rest

16:40Which one is more fitness conscious?

16:44I know it's a stupid question

16:45Obviously

16:46Obviously

16:47It's obvious that I am not

16:52Who gets angry faster?

16:56This question

16:58I know

16:59Fitness, anger

17:01Who is more lazy?

17:04No, lazy Ranbir

17:06Okay

17:07He is not lazy

17:08Very good

17:09Wow

17:13Okay

17:15This is a tricky question

17:19Who is better in both?

17:22Their acting is very different

17:25Think before you answer

17:27Ranbir

17:28And they both are top class

17:30According to me

17:31Yes

17:34He is a serious actor

17:36He is a little different

17:38His style is different

17:39His style is different

17:40But he doesn't copy him

17:42He doesn't copy anyone

17:44He doesn't copy anybody

17:46So their style is different

17:47But they both are

17:48Both are natural actors

17:52Sir, we heard a news many years ago

17:56That you

17:57I think in the movie, Bobby

17:59You give a ring to Dimple

18:01Rajesh Khanna threw that ring in the water

18:03And later you wore your own

18:04What is that story sir?

18:06Where is the old corpse?

18:08Sir, it will be fun

18:09You are digging the corpse

18:11Sorry, digging

18:14It's a long story

18:15I don't know what happened

18:16I have that ring by the way

18:18No, that ring

18:19It's in my bank

18:20It's in the bank

18:21It's in Arabian Sea

18:22It's lying there

18:24You must have it

18:26That story was from those days

18:28Leave it now

18:29Okay sir

18:33Many actors work hard for years

18:35They have no desire for an award

18:38Rishi sir

18:39He got a national award in his childhood

18:41And you got my name for Joker

18:43So when you took the national award

18:44What was your father's reaction?

18:47I was 16-17 years old

18:50I didn't know much about acting

18:53I used to copy what Raj sir used to do

18:56And that became acting

18:57So I was given the national award

19:00I was very happy

19:02I knew that I got the award

19:04But when I got it physically

19:06I went home

19:07And my father told me

19:08Go to your grandfather

19:10Go to his feet

19:12So I went to my grandfather

19:14And that award

19:16I kept it at my grandfather's feet

19:19So he took the award

19:21He put it on his forehead

19:23And he had tears in his eyes

19:25So I got scared

19:26Did I do something wrong?

19:28That my grandfather had tears in his eyes

19:30So at that time

19:31I didn't understand

19:32But Raj sir

19:33I understand what he meant

19:35At that time he told me

19:37That Raj sir has repaid my loan

19:40Wow

19:42Superb

19:44Sir, you must be 44 years old

19:46Yes

19:4744 years in the industry

19:49A big round of applause for that

19:54Rishi sir was telling me

19:56Some technical things were happening

19:58When you are shooting a song on high pitch

20:01The song should sound so loud

20:03That it sounds loud to you too

20:05So he says

20:06Neetu ji used to get distracted

20:08Did you get disturbed as an actor?

20:10Obviously

20:11Someone is singing so loudly in your ears

20:15You forget your steps, right?

20:17You forget the rhythm

20:40You forget your steps

20:41You forget the rhythm

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