Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt

The Onion
  • 12 years ago
Clark County paramedics responded Thursday to a frantic 911 call from an Econo Lodge motel where the Lord Our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, was found naked and unconscious following an unsuccessful suicide attempt, the third such incident in recent years.
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