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The Onion
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The Onion is an entertainment newspaper and website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club.
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NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'
1/19/2014
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The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace
11/29/2013
1:53
Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
8/31/2013
2:03
Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
7/20/2013
1:07
Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'
7/16/2013
1:36
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
7/4/2013
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
6/6/2013
1:12
Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
6/3/2013
0:55
Onion News Empire Official Trailer
5/1/2013
1:17
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
5/1/2013
1:03
Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
4/6/2013
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Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic?
3/30/2013
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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda
3/30/2013
1:19
The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
3/15/2013
0:56
Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
3/15/2013
1:16
Girls Gone Wild Bankruptcy Forces Thousands Of Wet, Wild Party Girls Into Tough Job Market
3/12/2013
1:54
Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory
3/7/2013
0:49
Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets
3/7/2013
1:03
Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy
2/24/2013
1:24
New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
2/20/2013
0:51
New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future
2/18/2013
1:34
PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama
2/18/2013
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Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return To Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain
1/29/2013
1:37
Investigation Finds Appalling Conditions In 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine Male-Pleasure Laboratory
1/23/2013
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Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills
1/23/2013
0:56
Modern-Day Robin Hood Just Sleeping In Woods, Shooting Rich People With Arrows
1/16/2013
0:49
SNL Hosting Gig Caps Breakout Year For Navy's SEAL Team Six
12/30/2012
0:44
New iPhone Geared Towards College-Aged Girls Comes With Pre-Shattered Screen
12/30/2012
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Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography
12/13/2012
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Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public
11/28/2012