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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy Full Movie
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00:00:00Trash, trash, boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan.
00:00:04Drink trash, trash, boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:11You're nothing.
00:00:12Don't pay for this, Paxton!
00:00:13What are you going to do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome. I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:20My parents are still alive.
00:00:22Trash, boy, trash, boy.
00:00:25Stop, Paxton. Stop or I'll tell.
00:00:30Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:39I need your help, Angie. I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:42You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:48One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're going to be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:00That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:04On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:10So far as to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:16Hey, Jack, sun's up. Toilets ain't going to clean themselves.
00:01:25Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:28Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:29For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance.
00:01:34Hey.
00:01:35Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:41Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:44This poor orphan is going to take you down.
00:01:46Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:02:01Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present.
00:02:04Really?
00:02:05Yeah, come on.
00:02:07You remember my birthday?
00:02:08Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:12Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:02:22You know.
00:02:23I'm going to make you meet that fucking boy. You know that, Vic?
00:02:25No, you won't.
00:02:27I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:30You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:32Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:37Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:39I'm waiting for you to get out so I can take on a date, you know?
00:02:43Will you give it up?
00:02:44She's not going to go for scum like you.
00:02:46What the hell, Vic?
00:02:53What the hell, Vic?
00:02:55Vigs!
00:02:55You know, we was just having some fun. Isn't that right?
00:02:58Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:03:00Come on, Vig.
00:03:01I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:03:02Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:05It's not life. He's the help.
00:03:07I swear to God.
00:03:08Vic, apologize right now or I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:12so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:15That's funny. That's funny.
00:03:18Excuse me.
00:03:27I'm sorry.
00:03:33What a jerk.
00:03:34Did you hear you?
00:03:35What the hell, Angie?
00:03:37How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:39I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:41After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:45Angie.
00:03:45Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:51You don't have any real friends.
00:03:53They think you're all weak.
00:03:55We can hinge.
00:03:56Frank Vanom.
00:03:56Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:58On tonight's win.
00:03:59Clutching.
00:04:02I'm going to show them all.
00:04:04I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:06Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:08You really shouldn't do that, Zadar.
00:04:14And...
00:04:14Told you.
00:04:19Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:22Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:24I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:30Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:31He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:34Good to meet you, Doc.
00:04:39You need a new mop?
00:04:42You don't know who I am?
00:04:44Am I supposed to?
00:04:46You're a janitor.
00:04:47I can't believe it.
00:04:48I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:50He forgot me?
00:04:51Good luck.
00:04:54I should interview more often.
00:04:55Camera.
00:04:56He makes my job.
00:04:57He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:59He's still obsessed with himself.
00:05:01Oh my God.
00:05:03Paxton.
00:05:04Hey, Angie?
00:05:05Hey.
00:05:05How are you doing?
00:05:06How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:08How have you been?
00:05:09I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:10Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:12You know how it is.
00:05:13God, you look amazing.
00:05:16By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:21Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:23Listen up.
00:05:24Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:28Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:32As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:36Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:39I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight.
00:05:43Come on.
00:05:43This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:49Let's get it on.
00:05:50Come on.
00:05:50You're next.
00:06:11He's challenging me?
00:06:12Does he remember who I am?
00:06:13Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:17Paxton!
00:06:18Hey.
00:06:19Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:21I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:23Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:25The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:29What?
00:06:30What's so funny?
00:06:35You're a twig, man.
00:06:36I destroy you.
00:06:37Why don't you make yourself useful and wash my gym shorts?
00:06:40See, I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know what you really like to eat.
00:06:47All right.
00:06:48All right.
00:06:49Come on.
00:06:50Jack, cut it out.
00:06:51Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:57You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:07:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:01Did you see Jack?
00:07:03So he finally remembered who I am.
00:07:07Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:08You're dead.
00:07:12Oh, yeah.
00:07:13And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:18Back over the roof.
00:07:19Oh, my God.
00:07:22Daddy.
00:07:27You want me?
00:07:33Come and get me.
00:07:34Come and get me.
00:07:35Come and get me.
00:07:36Come and get me.
00:07:38Careful there.
00:07:42You might tire yourself out.
00:07:44Shut up.
00:07:49I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:51Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake.
00:08:02Jack.
00:08:02Jack.
00:08:02You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:10Vic Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:13What do you say, Ange?
00:08:17You're going to make an answer, Ange?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:22What are you doing?
00:08:23Go out there!
00:08:29I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:33I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:35No!
00:08:36I mean attacks!
00:08:37I mean attacks!
00:08:38Ange?
00:08:39Ugh!
00:08:40My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:44What happened?
00:08:45Who did this to you?
00:08:46It was those fucking rat rooms.
00:08:47What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:49What happened?
00:08:50It was Vic.
00:08:51He's a monster.
00:08:52Vic?
00:08:53My chief investor?
00:08:56Who the hell were those guys?
00:08:57Vic's men.
00:08:58I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:00Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:03There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:05Guess he'd know all about that.
00:09:06You want to go another place?
00:09:07I don't know.
00:09:08I don't know.
00:09:09I don't know.
00:09:10I don't know.
00:09:11I don't know.
00:09:12I don't know.
00:09:13I don't know.
00:09:14I don't know.
00:09:15I don't know.
00:09:16I don't know.
00:09:17I don't know.
00:09:18I don't know.
00:09:19I don't know about that.
00:09:20You want to go another round?
00:09:21I don't see why not.
00:09:24Boys!
00:09:25Hey Jack.
00:09:26From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Are you firing me?
00:09:36You can't fire me.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38No, knucklehead.
00:09:39I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:41Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:44Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:49No, you can't do that.
00:09:50I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:51I won that fight.
00:09:52Just settle down over there.
00:09:54There's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:58I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:10:01Plus, think about it.
00:10:02The rags to riches story.
00:10:04A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:08He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:10What about me?
00:10:11You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:14And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:22I'll do it.
00:10:23So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:27Try it, punk.
00:10:29Boys, I got a paper to ask.
00:10:31I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:34Would either of you be interested?
00:10:36It'd be an honor.
00:10:37I won't let you down.
00:10:39That's perfect.
00:10:40You're both hired.
00:10:42Both of us.
00:10:44We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:48She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:49You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:50What are you two doing?
00:10:51Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:53Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:54And talk.
00:10:55Like functional adults.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:01You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:02So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:14You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:15So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:17The right way.
00:11:18Huh?
00:11:19Well reasoned.
00:11:20Jack?
00:11:21She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:23Hey!
00:11:24Don't.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:27It doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:30It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:32Jack's right.
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:35So, go on.
00:11:36Teach me.
00:11:37You're my trainers, right?
00:11:38So, give me a demonstration.
00:11:47All right.
00:11:48I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:51And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:54As a woman, you know, I'm sure you're nipping your hands down.
00:11:57So...
00:11:58Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:04All right, Angie.
00:12:05So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:14to go...
00:12:15What is going on here?
00:12:17We were just...
00:12:18You know what?
00:12:19I don't want to know.
00:12:20I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:22Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:23Show him how to sign up.
00:12:24Right away, sir.
00:12:25You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:26Hey!
00:12:27So...
00:12:28I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time?
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00:12:47Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:48At 7pm.
00:12:50At the pre-tournament investor's bank.
00:12:53Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:58That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:13:02Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:07Yo!
00:13:08Let's go!
00:13:09I'll be there.
00:13:11Don't be late.
00:13:13I'll be late.
00:13:14look man i don't like you and you don't like me we've established that okay so let's just go in
00:13:22there and make this as quick as possible why what's the hurry you got a date or something
00:13:25with angie get out of town sounds like you're jealous jealous dude been there done that you
00:13:34know i'm not really into reheating leftovers he used to date angie and besides we both know
00:13:40you'll fumble that either way i will not whoa no no no no that's that's the entrance for veteran
00:13:47fighters all right where do the rookies sign what it's locked
00:13:54eventually my date with angie's at seven i'm gonna miss it
00:14:00well well hey luigi look at the fart blew in hey man i'm just here for the tournament okay
00:14:21you're registering for the tournament you look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:24you look like a little boy you're making fun of me duh you ride here on the short bus
00:14:30we uh improve his luck a little bit
00:14:33oh what the
00:14:38that's it
00:14:40whoa looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:46i don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:51how you gonna register without any money yo your back pocket huh yeah
00:14:55oh shit
00:14:59wait wait
00:15:07i need to find that kid faster i'm gonna miss my date with angie
00:15:18enzo
00:15:21maybe i can just ask him for the money he'll understand right
00:15:25you're fired and you can forget about taking my daughter on a dance
00:15:29that's a bad idea
00:15:31angie
00:15:33maybe she'll have the money
00:15:35what kind of man asks a woman for help
00:15:39i deserve someone hotter
00:15:40richer
00:15:41and better
00:15:42than you
00:15:43yo
00:15:44you looking for me
00:15:46oh jesus man
00:15:58what the fuck that's a strong reaction
00:16:00i've been looking for you
00:16:01what's wrong
00:16:02i might have lost my money
00:16:04oh you what
00:16:06dude enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:09it wasn't my fault okay
00:16:10i got pickpocketed when i wasn't looking
00:16:12wow what an all over twist right
00:16:13all right i'll take pity on you
00:16:16how much you need
00:16:16i don't need your money man
00:16:18i'm gonna find the kid
00:16:19i don't need a freaking hand out from you
00:16:20all right
00:16:21whatever you say dog
00:16:23think jack
00:16:26think
00:16:26the kid
00:16:27kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:29there was this place i used to hide when i was in trouble
00:16:34he really is just like me
00:16:44listen my parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:47they said we can find the kid
00:16:50oh nice job
00:16:53what are you waiting for let's beat that job
00:16:57well what are you waiting for let's beat that job
00:17:01wait
00:17:02we can't he's just a kid we can't beat him up
00:17:04he's a thief
00:17:05he's a woman
00:17:07just like i was
00:17:11he's probably an orphan too homeless
00:17:14he needs the money more than i do
00:17:18did you hear you said a homeless orphan
00:17:22let him keep it
00:17:29honestly yeah
00:17:30he reminds me of someone
00:17:32i've left that part of me way behind
00:17:36has paxton changed
00:17:39besides man beating up homeless kids was so
00:17:4710 years ago for me
00:17:48got better shit to do now
00:17:49much better shit to do than
00:17:51grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:53all right
00:17:54well
00:17:54i'm about to do
00:17:55by the way
00:17:58don't you have that date
00:18:00shit
00:18:04i still need a register
00:18:05no no no no wait
00:18:08please
00:18:08i need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:11here
00:18:11i know it's not enough money
00:18:13look baby save it
00:18:14we've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:16but i was here the whole time you're on break
00:18:18i was waiting outside you can't close now
00:18:19it's out of my hands
00:18:20i sold the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:24shit
00:18:27not those guys again
00:18:29hey
00:18:31wait up
00:18:32look who it is
00:18:35shake covered stick man
00:18:37so what do you want
00:18:40a challenge
00:18:41if you both lose i take one of your vouchers
00:18:43what if you lose huh
00:18:46what could you even offer
00:18:48why don't you come from
00:18:49now grab your friend and get out of here before i change my mind
00:19:02give me that shit
00:19:03get out of here
00:19:04finally
00:19:11now i can prove to the world i can be paxton whitlock
00:19:14hello
00:19:20angie
00:19:20where are you jack
00:19:22vick is here and i need your help
00:19:24i'm coming
00:19:28stay right there
00:19:30angie
00:19:40there you are
00:19:43i'm sorry
00:19:44you left me waiting
00:19:45you look beautiful
00:19:49i got caught up at the tournament signups and you know
00:19:52a bunch of crazy shit but
00:19:54where the hell is vick
00:19:57it's all right now
00:19:58did he touch you
00:19:59he got scared off
00:20:00did he hurt you
00:20:00it's fine
00:20:02he got scared off
00:20:04bye
00:20:05sure you want me to wear this
00:20:07i mean red is so not my color
00:20:09oh hey you got the voucher
00:20:13what is he doing here
00:20:16i thought this was our date angie
00:20:19wait you thought i meant like a romantic date
00:20:23i'm so sorry jack
00:20:27it's just that with it being the investors banquet
00:20:29i just wanted some protection in case vick tried something tonight
00:20:32and so when you were late i called paxton
00:20:35look no need to explain angie
00:20:37it's all right
00:20:37it's clear of the two of us i'm just
00:20:39i'm more reliable
00:20:40it's fine right
00:20:44everything is fine
00:20:45double the date
00:20:46it's double the protection
00:20:48right
00:20:49and double the fun
00:20:51so
00:20:53what do you say
00:20:54yeah
00:20:56fine
00:20:57as you wish
00:20:59all right
00:21:00get one
00:21:01here
00:21:05use the shed to change
00:21:07i'll meet you and the ballroom after
00:21:10yes ma'am
00:21:10you are such a kiss ass
00:21:17i think she likes it
00:21:18i don't know
00:21:19she likes me man
00:21:21briefs
00:21:28what what's wrong with the briefs
00:21:29i like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:32what what do you wear baggy boxers
00:21:35he does wear baggy boxers
00:21:42you know man
00:21:44you knew this was me and angie's date and yet you still showed up
00:21:47yeah well
00:21:49yeah well
00:21:49it's not my fault angie thinks i'm more trustworthy
00:21:52look dude
00:21:53if you want to be a little bitch about it
00:21:55i think i'm just gonna go ask angie for a dance
00:21:57right now
00:21:59right now
00:22:00she'd never dance with you
00:22:01you think so
00:22:03we used to dance a lot back in college
00:22:05if you forgot
00:22:07we used to love
00:22:08dancing
00:22:09real
00:22:10dirty
00:22:13dirty dancing
00:22:16hey
00:22:18give me back my pants
00:22:20hey
00:22:20give me back my
00:22:21pants
00:22:24pants
00:22:28shit
00:22:32what should i do now
00:22:33what are you wearing
00:22:50i can explain
00:22:52wow
00:22:53where did you get that outfit
00:22:54on clearance from the dumpster store
00:22:56or
00:22:56well i think it's perfect
00:22:59thanks angie
00:23:00i couldn't agree more sweetheart
00:23:05tell us a whole story in one look
00:23:07rags to riches
00:23:08janitor to superstar huh
00:23:10we're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:14all right
00:23:16you guys stay put
00:23:17i'll be right back with some uh
00:23:19investors to schmoes
00:23:21you look beautiful baby
00:23:22oh thanks gusk
00:23:23angie bianchi
00:23:29no
00:23:30he's about to make a move
00:23:31may i have this dance
00:23:33wow
00:23:38um
00:23:39angie before you decide anything
00:23:41just know that paxton is an animal
00:23:43he's trying to get in your pants
00:23:44you know
00:23:44and i like
00:23:45you know
00:23:47you were both my dates
00:23:48right
00:23:49and i guess i would just have to dance with both of you
00:23:53everybody needs somebody
00:23:59and you're the one i want
00:24:02feels like a miracle
00:24:03feels like a miracle
00:24:07feels like a miracle
00:24:09feels like a miracle
00:24:11feels like a miracle
00:24:15when i'm with you
00:24:18jack come on
00:24:31any investor i gotta introduce
00:24:32what are you doing man
00:24:34come on let's go
00:24:34what was that
00:24:38i was just feeling the moment
00:24:40really
00:24:42that felt like it was more for jack than it was for me
00:24:45what
00:24:45angie
00:24:46i've cared for you
00:24:47you know that
00:24:48what's wrong
00:24:49i want you to stop bullying jack
00:24:52there was a full suit
00:24:53in the back i gave him
00:24:54where's the pants
00:24:55huh
00:24:56angie
00:24:59yeah
00:24:59i miss him
00:25:00what are you doing pretty lady
00:25:11might i ever take a turn in the dance floor
00:25:13or would you rather just skip to coming home with me
00:25:14huh
00:25:15good boy
00:25:15all right jack this is cynthia
00:25:19she's the president of the tournament rules committee
00:25:21this is the man i've been telling you about
00:25:24the jack janitor in the flesh
00:25:27huh
00:25:27come on jack introduce yourself
00:25:29hi it's good to hear you
00:25:31he smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:33i didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper
00:25:40all right now hold on jack's a great fighter he might even take on paxton one day
00:25:45this urchin thinks he could take on paxton whitlock
00:25:50that would be a brand image disaster
00:25:53this kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:25:57the public life is for the rich
00:26:00hey you think you could be our friend
00:26:07you don't belong with us
00:26:08he's a good fighter he's a good kid
00:26:13hey man
00:26:17maybe they're all right about me
00:26:27i don't belong here
00:26:29i don't belong anywhere
00:26:32he's grabbed the fucking girl come on
00:26:40help help somebody help me help
00:26:42angie
00:26:43jackie my boy
00:26:50how you doing kid
00:26:51i hope you already ate since i
00:26:54i ran out of dog food
00:26:56what's so funny
00:27:00oh paxton
00:27:02enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke
00:27:06he says that little stranger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you
00:27:11yeah i don't know about all that
00:27:13but i'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:14he's got more drive and follow through in his right hook
00:27:17than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life
00:27:20thanks thing
00:27:21i never
00:27:22if he wants to fight me
00:27:24i say let him fight me
00:27:25i'm the best in the world
00:27:27i determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:29so believe me when i say that that kid
00:27:32there is no one else like him
00:27:36what do you want with angie
00:27:39is it obvious
00:27:40i'm gonna take it to city hall and i'm a man
00:27:43oh ho ho ho ho
00:27:46look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep
00:27:49you really think you could take fucking six guys on at once
00:27:52i'm up the floor with two guys earlier
00:27:55what's doing that vick
00:27:57three
00:27:57yeah
00:27:58three more times huh
00:28:00this guy's funny
00:28:02i'll be sure to write that in your obituary
00:28:04get this motherfucker now
00:28:06stop
00:28:07stop
00:28:07all right
00:28:12what's two more times
00:28:14hey what the hell paxton
00:28:19cynthia could have been our windfall investor
00:28:22why'd you piss her off
00:28:23me
00:28:24i just sold jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn
00:28:28you should be thanking me
00:28:29are you sly dog you huh okay okay wow enough enough hey speaking of jack and angie you seen them around anyway
00:28:38angie you all right in there it's a little cramped but i'm doing fine
00:28:51great performance
00:28:52but let's get real
00:28:54you're alone
00:28:55and you ain't invincible
00:28:58where's angie she's in the trunk man i got this hey shut up i need you on my six
00:29:14angie you
00:29:27hey boys
00:29:29you gotta give me a hand
00:29:31i think a thank you is an order
00:29:38if you two had actually protected me
00:29:40like i hired you to do instead of bickering all night
00:29:43i could have avoided this whole mess
00:29:45but yeah
00:29:46thanks
00:29:50i don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:51wake the fuck up
00:30:00it's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:30:04until next time
00:30:11this your beer
00:30:16look
00:30:22she's right you know
00:30:24angie's off limits for the both of us
00:30:27until the tournament is over
00:30:28no man
00:30:29but what about
00:30:30we got a tournament to fight
00:30:31all right crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:35trust me we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats
00:30:38what do you say
00:30:40deal
00:30:41truce
00:30:43i'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:46we'll get our fight
00:30:49in time
00:30:50okay
00:30:52i got money to spend
00:30:54janitor
00:30:55that needs to be taken out
00:30:56with the fucking trash
00:30:57it needs to be done fucking yesterday
00:31:00are you ready
00:31:04okay
00:31:06is that too hard
00:31:08no i'm fine
00:31:09what
00:31:10not some fragile princess
00:31:12i got stamina
00:31:14wait
00:31:16is angie flirting with me
00:31:18oh god
00:31:21am i flirting back
00:31:22angie's
00:31:23off limits for the both of us
00:31:25until the tournament is over
00:31:27we're good
00:31:28where are you going
00:31:29i need to take a shower
00:31:31bye
00:31:35well
00:31:42that didn't work
00:31:44what's going on
00:31:55tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:58ready to see who you're fighting jackie
00:32:00i hope it's him
00:32:02imagine beating paxton whitlock in the first round
00:32:06and the unlucky bastion is
00:32:09what
00:32:14what's wrong
00:32:15i had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:19dude
00:32:19you're fighting andre gigante
00:32:22wait wait wait who's andre
00:32:24pack it up andre
00:32:26looks like you're free man once again
00:32:29most people that get in the ring with andre gigante
00:32:35don't come out alive
00:32:36come off of it man
00:32:38you're just trying to scare me
00:32:39it's gotta be a myth
00:32:40right
00:32:43well you know what i always do
00:32:48when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:50i go to the spa
00:32:55i've never been to one
00:32:59dude
00:33:00let me talk
00:33:00you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right
00:33:10where does it say that
00:33:11you're gonna get heat stroke dude
00:33:13you're just mad you can't check me out huh
00:33:15okay
00:33:16well
00:33:17it's your funeral
00:33:19finally
00:33:22paxton
00:33:27if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:30so annoying
00:33:32and you are
00:33:35andre gigante
00:33:36is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:39andre gigante
00:33:41is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:43man spa day was a good idea
00:33:55oh thanks
00:33:56you know i
00:33:57i think jack's really enjoying himself
00:34:00who knows with that guy
00:34:02where is he by the way
00:34:03he's uh
00:34:04help
00:34:07he's sweating it out in the sauna
00:34:09believe it or not he goes fully clothed
00:34:11when he's in there
00:34:12what a weirdo right
00:34:14i hate him
00:34:15mick paxton's right
00:34:16why can't they hear me
00:34:21are they flirting
00:34:23oh i think
00:34:27i'm gonna die
00:34:28and
00:34:34i tried to tell him
00:34:36a lot of guys prefer to go to me
00:34:38andre
00:34:39andre
00:34:40what the hell happened
00:34:47hey
00:34:48all right man
00:34:49let's go
00:34:50so andre tried to kill jack
00:34:55that's what he says
00:34:57i mean
00:34:58he was delirious
00:34:59but
00:35:00probably
00:35:00i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay andre to stage
00:35:04accidents
00:35:06in the ring
00:35:07and elsewhere
00:35:08but hardly anyone we know
00:35:10takes jack seriously
00:35:12and i know you didn't pay andre
00:35:13doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:15i'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:17jack
00:35:18let me handle this
00:35:19all right
00:35:19if andre really is an assassin
00:35:21we can use my parents resources to gather at you
00:35:23i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bag
00:35:25dude
00:35:26is your brain still lacking oxygen
00:35:29whatever man
00:35:31you said someone would need to see jack's competition to want to kill him
00:35:36right
00:35:36what if it is a
00:35:39tournament
00:35:40competition
00:35:42where you getting at
00:35:43i think i know who's got it out for jack
00:35:47gotcha bitch
00:35:57you're being an idiot again jack
00:36:18a big dumb idiot
00:36:25i've got to handle this myself
00:36:28you know it's my first fight in the tournament and i've got a lot to prove
00:36:32what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:34angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:43i gotta take a shower
00:36:44stop
00:36:46why won't you let me get close to you
00:36:49that sonda thing really scared me
00:36:54what if i lost you
00:36:55i don't need your help angie
00:36:57no one can do everything themselves
00:36:59vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:37:02the least you could do is talk to me
00:37:04hey jack
00:37:05you ready to go
00:37:07andre gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:17can i ask you a question
00:37:18what's with the whole third person shtick
00:37:21were you dropped in your head as a kid or something
00:37:23andre gigante
00:37:24thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for
00:37:29yeah whatever
00:37:30a gift
00:37:37place lead
00:37:39with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist
00:37:42one punch to the chest
00:37:44and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing
00:37:46permanently
00:37:48if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can beat pax and whitlock
00:38:13ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:17we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:21you've all heard the rumors
00:38:25they do him no injustice
00:38:27introducing in this corner
00:38:29the reigning reaper of the ring
00:38:32andre gigante
00:38:34ladies and gentlemen
00:38:36a slight change of plans
00:38:38turns out andre gigante will not be fighting this evening
00:38:41no no no what are you doing dude stop
00:38:44andre gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:47ugh
00:38:49fuck
00:38:50oof
00:38:51gotcha red-handed
00:38:53or should i say
00:38:54heavy-handed
00:38:56you alright
00:39:11i don't care that he cheated i just
00:39:13i wanted to win
00:39:16i needed to win angie
00:39:18jack
00:39:19it's okay that you got help
00:39:21i had help knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:27that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head
00:39:28that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head
00:39:30uh uh yeah i need to take a shower
00:39:46i can help with it
00:39:48hey jack
00:39:59you see the look on your face when i saved your ass
00:40:02it's fucking priceless man
00:40:03uh i know andre got disqualified but uh
00:40:07there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:40:10jack
00:40:13all right andre
00:40:26show me what you got
00:40:28come on
00:40:28that was great
00:40:42really just
00:40:43except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:46come on i'll talk
00:40:47that's uncalled for man
00:40:48you wanted to teach her street fighting
00:40:49right yet you're
00:40:51taking it easy with with kid gloves
00:40:53i want to lie
00:40:54why don't you try that on me
00:40:56are you serious
00:41:05sorry did i take it too far
00:41:10because uh vic won't use restraint
00:41:12i'm not mistaken
00:41:14i want to try again
00:41:16no it's all right
00:41:17relax
00:41:19boys
00:41:21get in my office
00:41:22call came in this morning
00:41:31your next match
00:41:32arizona
00:41:34wait what are you saying
00:41:35you two are gonna road trip together
00:41:37just the two of you
00:41:39let me get this straight
00:41:40this dullard
00:41:41attacks me earlier
00:41:42and now
00:41:43i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:41:46how can this day get any better
00:41:48your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:53oh this is calm
00:41:55hey i was using them
00:42:04yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed
00:42:06so i gotta build a pillow of order
00:42:07they're called fashion briefs
00:42:10you classless dullard
00:42:12stop calling me a duck
00:42:13what
00:42:14just go to bed man
00:42:17okay look
00:42:25clearly you're angry at me
00:42:27or you wouldn't have heard angie like that
00:42:28so why don't you just tell me what's going on
00:42:30because we've been traveling all day
00:42:31i got a match in the morning
00:42:32i want to get some sleep
00:42:33i saw you and angie in the shower together
00:42:36after your last match
00:42:37wait what that's why you're mad
00:42:39we made a pact man
00:42:41no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:42:43you hurt angie to get back at me
00:42:45you ungrateful snake
00:42:50you only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:53i've loved angie since we were kids
00:43:05you wouldn't know anything about that
00:43:07oh god
00:43:11i wouldn't know what love is
00:43:13your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:16i'm gonna kill you
00:43:19i hate you
00:43:24police open up
00:43:26police open up
00:43:30hey officer
00:43:34you two alright in there
00:43:36yeah
00:43:37we're both great
00:43:38we're good
00:43:39oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of
00:43:42domestic situation
00:43:44uh yeah um
00:43:46yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's going on here
00:43:49he did this to me because i refuse to be a little spoon officer
00:43:52what
00:43:53what
00:43:54i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:43:56no
00:43:57that's not
00:43:58true
00:44:00this bed
00:44:09it's so uncomfortable
00:44:11man i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:44:15would you shut up crazy guy
00:44:20your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:22god damn
00:44:24some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:27anyway
00:44:33finally
00:44:34some peace and quiet
00:44:38freeze and shine jack
00:44:41you're free to go
00:44:43sleep would have been nice
00:44:48After a upstart for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:44:59Keep your head up, Jack.
00:45:10Sorry, Angie. Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:18Angie. What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:28What's wrong with me? I told you I cared for you, and you go, fuck that idiot.
00:45:33That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:35Oh, really? Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:42Jack is not just some random janitor. I've known him my whole life. We both have.
00:45:48Of course, you're just so self-centered. You totally forgot him.
00:45:52I just left the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:54Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:46:02He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.
00:46:10He just wants to be seen.
00:46:11This is amazing, bro. I've never seen anything like it. I don't know if it's like some old Vendetta.
00:46:24He's promised.
00:46:25Super macro force.
00:46:26Watered by cheer force of will.
00:46:28But no matter how many times, this rookie gets knocked down.
00:46:30He just can get back up.
00:46:32It's like the universe.
00:46:33Jump isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:35You can do it, Jack.
00:46:51You can outlast him.
00:46:52I can't believe it.
00:47:10Jack hurts well.
00:47:11With that lady, a single soul.
00:47:13I can't believe it.
00:47:15You know what I mean.
00:47:16I saw my son in this team.
00:47:18This in the city, this in the team.
00:47:20Jack, just, Jack, just what?
00:47:24Sounds like you finally see him.
00:47:26Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:29Yeah, yeah. What's the real reason you called?
00:47:31Oh, there's nothing. Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:39What? He what?
00:47:40Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:43Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:47:44Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:46Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:48Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:52Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:48:00What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:48:03Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:05Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:22Hello?
00:48:23Angie?
00:48:24Angie!
00:48:27Angie, where are you?
00:48:28I'll check upstairs.
00:48:29Hey, guys.
00:48:35Paxton!
00:48:37Paxton!
00:48:37What?
00:48:38What happened?
00:48:38I know.
00:48:39What does it say?
00:48:41If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:45Just you two.
00:48:46Alone.
00:48:49Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:50Don't follow me.
00:48:51Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:52I don't care.
00:48:53Angie's in trouble, and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:55It's both our job.
00:48:56Yo.
00:49:04Well, if it ain't the soft brain made, and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:08Where's Angie?
00:49:09She's sick.
00:49:10We're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:13If you beat all of us, all three of yous, you can go on your merry way.
00:49:18Enlighten me.
00:49:19What if we lose?
00:49:20Let's just say.
00:49:23What happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:27Get him.
00:49:32You remember me?
00:49:34Nope.
00:49:35I'll handle this.
00:49:37Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:38There.
00:49:39Two for each of you.
00:49:42Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:43I don't care.
00:49:44Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:45What's going on out there?
00:49:55Hey, no talking.
00:50:00I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating
00:50:03these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:50:05Fine.
00:50:06But I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:15I'm still not that way.
00:50:46These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:48Believe it, creep.
00:50:53Wow.
00:50:54What a team.
00:50:55That fight?
00:50:58You're a beauty.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:02It's too bad.
00:51:03You know why?
00:51:04Because it's going to be your last.
00:51:05Might as well save us the effort.
00:51:07Hand Angie over now.
00:51:08You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:51:14Two.
00:51:15I had cake for lunch.
00:51:16Dude, take off your shirt.
00:51:17Fine.
00:51:19Together, we can't lose.
00:51:21It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie
00:51:36my hands.
00:51:38That does give me an idea.
00:51:39What are you into, huh?
00:51:43Big man like you?
00:51:45Strong hands, thick fingers.
00:51:48But you know just how to get a girl alive.
00:51:51I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:52Oh, come on.
00:51:54Don't be a prude.
00:51:56What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:57Come on.
00:51:58You can tell mommy.
00:51:59Why do you want to know?
00:52:00Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:52:03You know what I think?
00:52:04I think you're not man enough.
00:52:09Say that again.
00:52:10Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:22Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:52:24Let's wear them down.
00:52:25Let's get it.
00:52:25Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:27This is for some new heels.
00:52:51Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:57Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:59Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:53:01Why don't we make them come to us?
00:53:04Hey, shitballs.
00:53:05I escaped.
00:53:17All right, all right.
00:53:22You're not so bad either.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:27Man, I'm sober.
00:53:33Man, I don't get it.
00:53:34Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:36Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:38We can both use some sleep.
00:53:39Man, you have no idea.
00:53:41Tell me about it.
00:53:45Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:51Hey, ma.
00:53:52I called the tournament rules committee.
00:53:54Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:57You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:54:12It's crazy.
00:54:14Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:54:16And we're going to set our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:54:19Looking forward to it.
00:54:21Boys!
00:54:22In my office!
00:54:23Now!
00:54:24I'm ruined.
00:54:31Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:35What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:37Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:39And the committee saw it.
00:54:40They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:41What?
00:54:45Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:47The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:50They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:54I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:58Who knew?
00:54:59So that's it?
00:55:00We're disqualified then?
00:55:01Oh, no.
00:55:02Just one of you.
00:55:04The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:55:06And they said I gotta choose.
00:55:09Choose?
00:55:10Wait, wait.
00:55:10You're picking me, right?
00:55:12I ain't decided that yet.
00:55:13Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:55:16I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:55:18Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:55:20Oh, my God.
00:55:21Get over yourself, man.
00:55:22Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:55:24But, Jack, come on.
00:55:25If anyone deserves this thing...
00:55:26Play me for it, then.
00:55:27Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:55:29Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:29Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:31Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:32A fight?
00:55:33About a rules committee.
00:55:34They think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:37Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:39We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:43I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:45You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:48You can't be serious right now.
00:55:50Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:52If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:55:55So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner,
00:55:58glad to have you.
00:55:59But for the loser, sorry, you gotta leave this gym for good.
00:56:04It's the only way, Paxton.
00:56:10This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:56:12To ruin my life?
00:56:13You know what?
00:56:14Why wait for the fight?
00:56:15Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:56:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:56:18What is that?
00:56:18Stop!
00:56:20Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:56:23Which one of us do you want?
00:56:25Where is this coming from?
00:56:26You know what?
00:56:26I want to know, too.
00:56:27Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:31Is this for real?
00:56:32Are we for real?
00:56:33If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:37And you are, too.
00:56:39This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:56:43The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:47Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:57:03Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:57:09In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:57:16Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog
00:57:22whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:26This is one for the history books.
00:57:29Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:31You are going to watch this live.
00:57:33You know, there was this homeless orphan kid
00:57:40I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:44He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:46For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:50He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:51He had nothing to lose.
00:57:53I finally remembered, huh?
00:57:59Look, man, let's go out there
00:58:01and give that crowd a real good show.
00:58:04We'll exchange some blows,
00:58:06spit out some blood,
00:58:07make things real dramatic.
00:58:09And in the second half,
00:58:11you throw the match.
00:58:12What?
00:58:14I need you to throw it, man.
00:58:16I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:58:18I mean, all my parents' investments,
00:58:19all my best years,
00:58:20it'd be for nothing.
00:58:21If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:58:23Come on, help me out here.
00:58:24No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:26I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:27Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:29You haven't worked half as hard for a half.
00:58:31Yet, I'm better.
00:58:32I'm better,
00:58:32and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:34You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:36Fine.
00:58:37We'll have that fight some other day
00:58:39in some other arena.
00:58:40But today is do or die.
00:58:42There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:44Today means something.
00:58:45You don't understand, man.
00:58:46That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:48To prove that I can.
00:58:51Wow.
00:58:51After everything we've been through,
00:58:53you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:55Why?
00:58:58Before I hated you,
00:58:59all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:59:02You just always made me feel like
00:59:03I deserve to be alone.
00:59:07And now I'm going to make sure
00:59:08you know how it feels.
00:59:10I'm going to beat you.
00:59:11Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:59:13That fight's about to start.
00:59:15Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:59:39I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:59:43I want a clean fight.
00:59:44Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:46He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:47Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:49Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:50All right, all right.
00:59:52And...
00:59:55Fight!
01:00:03Wow.
01:00:04That's a lot of yours.
01:00:06I thought you weren't going to come.
01:00:07I'm going to bring myself to miss it.
01:00:11Let's go!
01:00:14You better give up now.
01:00:22It's only going to get worse from here.
01:00:27Why won't you give up?
01:00:30Hey!
01:00:31I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:37Hey!
01:00:38I'm watching you two!
01:00:40I'm okay.
01:00:41I'm okay.
01:00:43I'm okay.
01:00:47He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:50He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:52He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:55He just wants to be seen.
01:00:58Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:59Here, take this whistle.
01:01:05I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:01:07What are you doing?
01:01:08Leaving?
01:01:08Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:01:14So?
01:01:14So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:01:16I'm going to find out who's taking my money!
01:01:19Stay here and announce the fight.
01:01:21Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:28Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has
01:01:33only just begun.
01:01:35He's fucking guys, huh?
01:01:36I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:40It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:41All the money comes to the family.
01:01:43And you know what they say?
01:01:44The house always wins.
01:01:47I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:51Enzo!
01:01:53Enzo!
01:01:54What are you doing in our house?
01:01:56I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:59If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:02:17Why isn't he blocking?
01:02:19It's like he's giving up.
01:02:26Something just happened.
01:02:27Paxton is down.
01:02:28He seems injured.
01:02:29What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:41Why didn't you block me?
01:02:43I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:44You need this more than I do.
01:02:46Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:47You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:49Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:51I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:53It's cool.
01:02:54Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:57Oh, my ankle.
01:03:03Oh, I'm done.
01:03:05My ankle.
01:03:05What are you doing?
01:03:07Get up.
01:03:07I can beat your ass some other day.
01:03:09I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:03:12What?
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:14Oh, God.
01:03:15I'm done.
01:03:16I lost.
01:03:17Oh, my stomach.
01:03:18Oh, no.
01:03:20Jack's the winner.
01:03:21No, I lost.
01:03:23You win.
01:03:24Come on, man.
01:03:25Taxi, you are.
01:03:26No, I'm definitely.
01:03:26Definitely the loser.
01:03:30It's a draw.
01:03:44That was amazing.
01:03:46What the hell was that?
01:03:47I don't even know.
01:03:50I guess we...
01:03:52Who cares?
01:03:54Good news!
01:03:56The gym is rich again.
01:04:01Vick's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:04:03You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:04:06Dad, don't do that.
01:04:08Just send them to jail.
01:04:10But I don't even know.
01:04:11It's money!
01:04:14Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:04:19You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:04:20Not as individual fighters.
01:04:22But you made us so much money!
01:04:26I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:30A team?
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:32At the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:36What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:38So long as this oak agrees, we say, Jackie boy.
01:04:41Great form, Becca.
01:04:54Thanks, Angie.
01:04:55I had a great teacher.
01:04:56All right.
01:04:57That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:05:01I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:05:06Hey, future wife.
01:05:12Hey.
01:05:14How's class going?
01:05:16Really great.
01:05:18Cool.
01:05:19Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:05:23Let him have his fun.
01:05:26Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:28The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:31Come on, let's go!
01:05:36Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:48Come on!
01:05:49We still gotta win, man.
01:05:50Dude!
01:05:51Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:52Come on.
01:05:54Speaking of doubts.
01:05:56How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:57Come on, let me be straight.
01:05:59Nah, I don't know, man.
01:06:00I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:06:03They protect the little guys!
01:06:04I get it, I get it, I get it.
01:06:10Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:06:14Me too.
01:06:14Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:06:17Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:06:27You ready?
01:06:28I was born ready.
01:06:29Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:35Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Paxton Whitlock!
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