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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy Full Movie (drama)
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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
00:02:18Eat up
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
00:02:21No, you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:46Hey, hey, you know we were just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:52Hey, hey, oh wow, I mean, are you ready for our date or what? Come on, babe
00:02:57Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:00It's not life, he's the help
00:03:02I swear to god
00:03:03Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:07So everyone here can see your teeny weeny
00:03:11That's funny, that's funny
00:03:13Excuse me
00:03:14I'm sorry
00:03:23What a jerk
00:03:30What the hell Angie
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:37After all these years
00:03:38You're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:40Angie
00:03:41Get your shit together Jack
00:03:46You don't have any real friends
00:03:48They think you're all weak
00:03:50Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock
00:03:53On tonight's win
00:03:54I'm going to show them all
00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that
00:04:07And
00:04:10Told you
00:04:11Here's Paxton now
00:04:16Fresh off from his championship win
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock
00:04:19I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:22Listen
00:04:25I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor
00:04:29In the North American tournament
00:04:30Good to meet you though
00:04:31You need a new mop
00:04:37You don't know who I am
00:04:39Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're a janitor
00:04:42I can't believe it
00:04:44I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:45He forgot me
00:04:46Good
00:04:46F**k the f**k the f**k luck
00:04:48Damn
00:04:49I should interview more often
00:04:50Camera
00:04:51He makes my job pop
00:04:52He hasn't changed at all
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:56Oh my god
00:04:58Paxton
00:04:59Angie
00:05:00How are you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college
00:05:05Broke some records
00:05:06Broke some hearts
00:05:07You know how it is
00:05:08God you look amazing
00:05:10Thank you
00:05:11By the way
00:05:12Have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:18Listen up
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion
00:05:21Of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:23Our gym
00:05:24Is going to be his home
00:05:25While he's touring North America
00:05:27As a welcome
00:05:28We're going to have ourselves
00:05:30A little competition
00:05:31Any of you runts
00:05:33Can beat this man in the ring
00:05:34I will sponsor you myself
00:05:36In the North American underground fighting tournament
00:05:38This could be my opportunity
00:05:43To show with Paxton
00:05:44Once and for all
00:05:44Let's get it on
00:05:45Come on
00:05:46You're next
00:06:05He's challenging me
00:06:07Does he remember who I am?
00:06:10Looks like you're up, Todd
00:06:11Paxton
00:06:13Hey
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination deathmatch
00:06:18Winner
00:06:19Gets Enzo's sponsorship
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:22What?
00:06:25What's so funny?
00:06:30You're a twig, man
00:06:31I'd destroy you
00:06:32Why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:34And collage my gym shorts
00:06:35See
00:06:36I left them in the locker room
00:06:37On the floor
00:06:38Because
00:06:38I know it's real ID
00:06:40All right, all right
00:06:44Come on
00:06:44Jack, cut it out
00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful
00:06:48World class fighter
00:06:49And the heir to the famous
00:06:50Whitlock fortune
00:06:51You apologize right now
00:06:53Or you're fired, boy
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:06:56Did you say
00:06:57Jack?
00:06:58So he finally remembered who I am
00:07:00Eh, doesn't ring a bell
00:07:04You're dead
00:07:06Oh yeah
00:07:07And, uh, how do you plan on killing me
00:07:10You scrawny nobody
00:07:11You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me
00:07:29Careful there
00:07:37You might tire yourself out
00:07:38Shut up
00:07:39I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:45Oh, you asked for it
00:07:48You're in a cake
00:07:48Vic
00:07:57You're a rat turning me down, Ange
00:08:04Vic Michelson
00:08:06Always gets what he wants
00:08:08What do you say, Ange?
00:08:12Are you going to make it honest, man?
00:08:16What are you doing?
00:08:17Go out there!
00:08:18I can't believe Paxton Whitlock
00:08:25Might lose to this loser
00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk
00:08:30Help!
00:08:32I mean a text!
00:08:33Ange?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange
00:08:39What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:42It's those fucking rat rooms
00:08:44What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them
00:08:49What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic
00:08:54He's a monster
00:08:55Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men
00:09:04I knew he was creepy
00:09:06But I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:07Sometimes, uh, a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:10There's just more jerk underneath
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that
00:09:14You want to go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not
00:09:16I don't see why not
00:09:17I don't see why not
00:09:18I don't see why not
00:09:18I don't see why not
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:20Hey Jack
00:09:21From this day forward
00:09:23You're no longer my janitor
00:09:24What?
00:09:26Are you firing me?
00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:34Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack
00:09:39Taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:42No, you can't do that
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:44I won that fight
00:09:45Just settle down over there
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules says
00:09:48A gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:09:54Plus, think about it
00:09:56The rags to riches story
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor
00:10:00Now with a shot at the title
00:10:02He's going to make us a lot of money
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both going to make us a lot of money
00:10:07And I'm going to need it
00:10:08Since we lost our chief investor
00:10:10Okay
00:10:14I'll do it
00:10:16So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass
00:10:19In the championship one day
00:10:21Try it, punk
00:10:22Boys
00:10:23I got a paper to ask
00:10:25I need someone to teach me
00:10:27How to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down
00:10:31That's perfect
00:10:33You're both hired
00:10:35Both of us
00:10:36We are going to be one
00:10:40Big, happy family
00:10:42She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time
00:10:52Teaching him
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:53Stop swinging your dicks around
00:10:55And talk
00:10:57Like function adults
00:10:59Okay
00:11:02I studied for years
00:11:04At the world's top institutions
00:11:05With the best teachers money can buy
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:08So let me teach you
00:11:10The right way
00:11:11Well reasoned
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense
00:11:15Not professional fighting
00:11:16You idiot
00:11:16Hey
00:11:16Don't
00:11:17Okay
00:11:19It doesn't really make sense
00:11:22The style we're teaching her
00:11:23You know
00:11:23It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:25Jack's right
00:11:26Oh
00:11:27So go on
00:11:29Teach me
00:11:30You're my trainers, right?
00:11:31So give me a demonstration
00:11:33All right
00:11:42I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:44And it's going to come in handy
00:11:45When you face a larger opponent
00:11:47As a woman
00:11:47You know
00:11:48I'm sure
00:11:48They pin your hands down
00:11:50So
00:11:51Don't make it a whole thing now
00:11:57All right, Angie
00:12:04So when we're in this position
00:12:06What you're going to want to do
00:12:07Is you're going to want to go
00:12:07What is going on here?
00:12:11What is going on here?
00:12:13We were just
00:12:14You know what?
00:12:16I don't want to know
00:12:17I need you two lovebirds
00:12:19To be errand boys today
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks
00:12:22Paxton
00:12:23Take him across town
00:12:24To the tournament HQ
00:12:26Show him how to sign up
00:12:27Right away, sir
00:12:29You snooze, you lose, my boy
00:12:33So
00:12:33I guess we'll just continue our lessons
00:12:37Some other time
00:12:38Maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:40At 7 p.m
00:12:42At the pre-tournament investors banquet
00:12:45Kind of seems like a weird place
00:12:49To continue the training
00:12:50That's not why
00:12:52I'm asking you to come
00:12:54Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:59Yo!
00:13:00Let's go!
00:13:03I'll be there
00:13:04Don't be late
00:13:06Look, man
00:13:09I don't like you
00:13:10And you don't like me
00:13:11We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So let's just go in there
00:13:14And make this as quick as possible
00:13:15Why?
00:13:15What's the hurry?
00:13:16You got a date or something?
00:13:19With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude
00:13:24Been there
00:13:25Done now
00:13:26You know I'm not really into
00:13:27Reheating leftovers
00:13:28He used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides
00:13:31We both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:33I will not
00:13:34Whoa, whoa
00:13:36No, no, no, no
00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters
00:13:39Alright
00:13:39Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45It's locked
00:13:45Eventually?
00:13:50My date with Angie's at seven
00:13:51I'm gonna miss it
00:13:52And
00:13:53Pump
00:13:53Well, well, well
00:14:07Hey, Luigi
00:14:08Look at the fart blew it
00:14:09Hey, man
00:14:10I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:16You look like a little boy
00:14:17You're making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh
00:14:19You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:21We, uh, improve his luck a little bit
00:14:25Oh, what the fuck?
00:14:31That's it!
00:14:31Oh
00:14:32Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:38I don't need a tournament
00:14:39I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:42How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:44Yo, your back pocket
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah
00:14:46Oh, shit
00:14:50Wait!
00:14:57Wait!
00:14:58Wait!
00:14:58I need to find that kid faster
00:15:07I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:09Enzo
00:15:12Maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:14He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:21That's a bad idea
00:15:22Angie
00:15:24Maybe you saw the money
00:15:26What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You looking for me?
00:15:39Ugh
00:15:39Ugh
00:15:43Oh, Jesus, man
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction
00:15:51I've been looking for you
00:15:52What's wrong?
00:15:54I might have lost my money
00:15:55Oh, you what?
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking
00:16:02Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:05Alright, I'll take pity on you
00:16:06How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man
00:16:08I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:09I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:11Alright
00:16:12Whatever you say, dog
00:16:14Think, Jack
00:16:16Think
00:16:17That kid
00:16:17Kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:20There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:24He really is just like me
00:16:34Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:38They said we can find the kid at
00:16:40Oh
00:16:41Nice job
00:16:44Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job
00:16:48Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job
00:16:52Wait
00:16:52We can't
00:16:53He's just a kid
00:16:54We can't beat him up
00:16:54He's a thief
00:16:55He's a thief
00:16:55He's a woman
00:16:58Just like I was
00:17:01He's probably an orphan too, homeless
00:17:04He needs the money more than I do
00:17:08Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:17Let him keep it
00:17:19Honestly, yeah
00:17:20He reminds me of someone
00:17:22I've left that part of me way behind
00:17:26Has Paxton changed?
00:17:34Besides, man
00:17:35Beating up homeless kids was so
00:17:37Ten years ago for me
00:17:38Got better shit to do now
00:17:40Much better shit to do
00:17:41Than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:43Right
00:17:44Well
00:17:44I'm about to dip
00:17:46By the way
00:17:49Don't you have that date?
00:17:52Shit
00:17:54I still need to register
00:17:55No, no, no, no, no
00:17:58Wait
00:17:58Please
00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:01Here
00:18:02I know it's not enough money
00:18:03Look, baby, save it
00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break
00:18:08I was waiting outside
00:18:09You can't close now
00:18:10It's out of my hands
00:18:11I sold the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:14Shit
00:18:18Not those guys again
00:18:19Hey
00:18:20Wait up
00:18:22Look who it is
00:18:25Shake covered stick man
00:18:27So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge
00:18:30If you both lose
00:18:32I take one of your vouchers
00:18:33What if you lose?
00:18:36Huh?
00:18:36What could you even offer?
00:18:38Why don't you come find me?
00:18:39Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind
00:18:52Give me that shit
00:18:52Get out of here
00:18:53Finally
00:18:56Finally
00:19:00Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxson Whitlock
00:19:04Hello? Angie?
00:19:10Where are you, Jack?
00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help
00:19:14I'm coming
00:19:18Stay right there
00:19:19Angie!
00:19:31There you are
00:19:32I'm sorry
00:19:33You left me waiting
00:19:35You look beautiful
00:19:38I got caught up at the tournament signups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but
00:19:44Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:46It's alright now
00:19:47Did he touch you?
00:19:48He got scared off
00:19:49Did he hurt you?
00:19:50It's fine
00:19:52He got scared off
00:19:53Bye
00:19:54You sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:56I mean red is so not my color
00:20:01Oh hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:04What is he doing here?
00:20:06I thought this was our date Angie
00:20:09Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:12Ha
00:20:15I'm so sorry Jack
00:20:16It's just that with it being the investors banquet
00:20:18I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight
00:20:21And so when you were late I called Paxton
00:20:23Look, no need to explain Angie
00:20:25It's alright
00:20:26It's clear of the two of us, I'm just
00:20:28I'm the more reliable
00:20:31It's fine, right?
00:20:32Everything is fine
00:20:34Double the date
00:20:35It's double the protection, right?
00:20:39And double the fun
00:20:40So
00:20:42What do you say?
00:20:44Yeah
00:20:45Fine
00:20:46As you wish
00:20:48Alright
00:20:49Go on
00:20:53Here
00:20:55Use the shed to change
00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?
00:20:58Yes ma'am
00:21:03You are such a kiss ass
00:21:05I think she likes it
00:21:07No
00:21:08She likes me, man
00:21:16Briefs?
00:21:17What?
00:21:18What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:22What do you wear?
00:21:23Baggy boxers?
00:21:24He does wear baggy box
00:21:25You know man, you knew this was me and Angie's date and yet you still showed up
00:21:37Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:41Look dude, if you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance right now
00:21:47Right now
00:21:48Right now?
00:21:49She'd never dance with you
00:21:51You think so?
00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college
00:21:55If you forgot
00:21:56We used to love dancing real
00:22:02Dirty
00:22:04Dirty dancing
00:22:06Hey!
00:22:07Give me back my pants!
00:22:08Hey!
00:22:09Give me back my
00:22:12Pants
00:22:15Pants
00:22:20Shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:22What are you wearing?
00:22:40I can explain
00:22:41Wow!
00:22:42Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store or?
00:22:47Well, I think it's perfect
00:22:49Thanks, Angie
00:22:51I couldn't agree more, sweetheart
00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look
00:22:55Rags to riches
00:22:56Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:22:59We're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:04Alright, you guys stay put
00:23:06I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes
00:23:10You look beautiful, baby
00:23:11Aw, thanks, Doug
00:23:16Angie Bianchi
00:23:18No, he's about to make a move
00:23:20May I have this dance?
00:23:26Wow, um...
00:23:27Angie, before you decide anything
00:23:29Just know that Paxton is an animal
00:23:30Lies, whatever he's saying
00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:32And I like...
00:23:35You were both my dates, right?
00:23:38And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you
00:23:40I love you
00:24:02No!
00:24:03Fuck!
00:24:11Everybody move your bodies
00:24:14Hold me close
00:24:16Enjoy the party
00:24:18Jack, come on
00:24:20No!
00:24:21What are you doing, man?
00:24:22Come on, let's go
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment
00:24:29Really?
00:24:30That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me
00:24:32What?
00:24:33Angie, I've cared for you, you know that
00:24:36Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack
00:24:40There was a full suit in the bag I gave him
00:24:43Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:46Angie, yeah
00:24:47I miss him
00:24:57What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:59Mind if I take a turn in the dance floor
00:25:00Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:03Why?
00:25:05Alright, Jack
00:25:06This is Cynthia
00:25:07She's the president of the tournament rules committee
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about
00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:15Come on, Jack, introduce yourself
00:25:17Hi, it's good to have you here
00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches
00:25:27meant toilet paper
00:25:29Now hold on, Jack's a great fighter
00:25:30He might even take on Paxton one day
00:25:32Paxton one day
00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:38That would be a brand image disaster
00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:25:45The public life is for the rich
00:25:52Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter
00:26:00He's a good kid
00:26:04Hey, man
00:26:05Cut this off, man
00:26:13Maybe they're alright about me
00:26:15I don't belong here
00:26:18I don't belong anywhere
00:26:25He's grabbed the fucking girl
00:26:26Come on!
00:26:27Help!
00:26:28Help!
00:26:29Somebody help me!
00:26:30Help!
00:26:31Angie?
00:26:37Jackie, my boy
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate
00:26:41since I...
00:26:43I ran out of dog food
00:26:47What's so funny?
00:26:49Oh, Paxton
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling you
00:26:51the most hilarious little joke
00:26:53He says that little stranger
00:26:55that he's been carting around
00:26:56has what it takes to beat you
00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:02He's got more drive and follow-through
00:27:03in his right hook
00:27:04than you'll ever have
00:27:05in your entire miserable life
00:27:07Excellent!
00:27:09I never!
00:27:10If he wants to fight me
00:27:11I say let him fight me
00:27:13I'm the best in the world
00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:17So believe me when I say that
00:27:18that kid
00:27:20there is no one else like him
00:27:24What do you want with Angie?
00:27:26Is it obvious?
00:27:28I'm gonna take her to City Hall
00:27:29and I'm gonna marry her
00:27:32Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
00:27:34Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:36You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:40I'm up the floor with two guys earlier
00:27:42What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's funny
00:27:49Be sure to write that in your obituary
00:27:51Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:54Let's go!
00:27:59Alright
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:06Cynthia could've been our windfall investor
00:28:08Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10Me?
00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter
00:28:13to watch in next week's tournament
00:28:14You should be thanking me
00:28:15You should be thanking me
00:28:16Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay
00:28:21Wow!
00:28:22Enough, enough
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:28:25Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:34It's a little cramped
00:28:35But I'm doing fine
00:28:37What a great performance
00:28:40But let's get real
00:28:42You're alone
00:28:44And you ain't invincible
00:28:45We'll see you later
00:28:48We'll see you later
00:28:56Where's Angie?
00:28:57She's in the trunk, man
00:28:58I got this
00:28:59Hey, shut up
00:29:00I need you on my six
00:29:12Angie!
00:29:13Hey, boys
00:29:15Care to give me a hand?
00:29:21I think a thank you is in order
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me
00:29:26Like I hired you two instead of pickering all night
00:29:29We could've avoided this a little less
00:29:31But yeah, thanks
00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:37Wake the fuck up!
00:29:43It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:29:49Until next time
00:29:54Is this your beer?
00:29:57Look, she's right, you know
00:30:11Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:30:13Until the tournament is over
00:30:14No, man
00:30:15But what about all the-
00:30:16We've got a tournament to fight
00:30:17All right
00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:22Trust me, we've got enough to deal with
00:30:23Without being at each other's throats
00:30:26What do you say?
00:30:27Deal?
00:30:29Truce
00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:34We'll get our fight
00:30:36In time
00:30:38Okay
00:30:39Okay
00:30:40I got money to spend
00:30:41Janitor
00:30:42That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm
00:30:52Okay
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:54No, I'm fine
00:30:56What?
00:30:57Not some fragile princess
00:30:59I got stamina
00:31:02Wait...
00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:04Oh God
00:31:07Am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:31:11Until the tournament is over
00:31:13We're good
00:31:14Where are you going?
00:31:15I need to take a shower
00:31:20Bye!
00:31:27Well
00:31:29That didn't work
00:31:32It's safe
00:31:34That's great
00:31:40What's going on?
00:31:41The tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:44Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:47I hope it's him
00:31:49Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:31:53And the unlucky best it is
00:31:59What?
00:32:01What's wrong?
00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:05Dude
00:32:06You're fighting Andre Giganti
00:32:08Wait, wait, wait
00:32:09Who's Andre?
00:32:11Pack it up, Andre
00:32:13Looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:32:21Don't come out alive
00:32:22Come off of it, man
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me
00:32:25It's gotta be a myth
00:32:30Right?
00:32:32Well, you know what I always do
00:32:33When I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:39I go to the spa
00:32:41I've never been to one of you
00:32:45Dude
00:32:46Let me talk about it
00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:56Where does it say that?
00:32:57You're gonna get heat stroke, dude
00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:00Okay, well
00:33:03It's your funeral
00:33:07Finally
00:33:11Paxton
00:33:13If that's you, man, close the door
00:33:14You're letting out all the hot air
00:33:16He's so annoying
00:33:19And you are?
00:33:21Andre Giganti
00:33:22Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:25Andre Giganti
00:33:27Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:29No! No!
00:33:31Hey!
00:33:32I'm trapped in here!
00:33:33Angie! Paxton!
00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea
00:33:41Oh, thanks
00:33:42You know, I...
00:33:44I think Jack's really enjoying himself
00:33:46Who knows with that guy
00:33:48Where is he, by the way?
00:33:49He's Zach
00:33:52Help!
00:33:53He's sweating out in the sauna
00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed
00:33:57When he's in there
00:33:58What a weirdo, right?
00:34:00I hate to admit Paxton is right
00:34:06Why can't they hear me?
00:34:08Are they flirting?
00:34:11Oh, I think
00:34:13I'm gonna die
00:34:19And
00:34:20I tried to tell him
00:34:21A lot of guys prefer to go nude
00:34:23What's this?
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:29Jack!
00:34:30Jack!
00:34:31What the hell happened?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:33Alright, man?
00:34:34Let's go
00:34:38So Andre tried to kill Jack
00:34:41That's what he says
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45I believe him
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:34:50Accidents...
00:34:52In the ring and elsewhere
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously
00:34:57And I know you didn't pay Andre
00:34:59Doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:01I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:03Jack, let me handle this
00:35:05Alright, if Andre really is an assassin
00:35:07We can use my parents' resources together
00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags
00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man
00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:23What if it isn't...
00:35:25Tournament...
00:35:26Competition
00:35:28What are you getting at?
00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack
00:35:41Gotcha, bitch
00:36:02You're being an idiot again, Jack
00:36:03A big dumb idiot
00:36:10I've gotta handle this myself
00:36:13You know, it's my first fight in the tournament and I've got a lot to prove
00:36:17What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:23Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:28I gotta take a shower
00:36:30Stop!
00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me
00:36:39What if I lost you?
00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie
00:36:42No one can do everything themselves
00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:36:47The least you could do is talk to me
00:36:49Hey Jack!
00:36:51You ready to go?
00:36:52Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:01Can I ask you a question?
00:37:03What's with the whole third person shtick? Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for
00:37:13Yeah, whatever
00:37:14A gift
00:37:21Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist
00:37:27One punch to the chest
00:37:29And the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing
00:37:32Permanently
00:37:44If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock
00:37:58Ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:01We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits
00:38:05You've all heard the rumors
00:38:09They do him no injustice
00:38:11Introducing, in this corner
00:38:13The reigning Reaper of the Ring
00:38:16Andre Gigante
00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:20A slight change of plans
00:38:22Turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening
00:38:25No, no, what are you doing dude? Stop!
00:38:27Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:30Fuck
00:38:33Fuck
00:38:34Oof!
00:38:35Caught you red-handed
00:38:36Or should I say
00:38:38Heavy-handed
00:38:54You alright?
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated, I just
00:38:58I wanted to win
00:39:00I needed to win Angie
00:39:01Jack
00:39:03It's okay that you got help
00:39:04I had help
00:39:06Knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:10That sounded a lot less rumpy in my head
00:39:12Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower
00:39:13I can help with him
00:39:14Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower
00:39:15I can help with him
00:39:16Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower
00:39:27I can help with him
00:39:29I need to take a shower.
00:39:31I can help with him.
00:39:41Hey Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:45It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:47I know Andre got disqualified, but there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:39:55Jack?
00:39:59All right, Andre. Show me what you got. Come on.
00:40:11That was great. Really. Just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:27Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:29That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:31You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:33Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves. I wonder why.
00:40:37Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:39All right, let's go.
00:40:43Don't. Come on, man.
00:40:47Are you serious?
00:40:49Hey, hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:40:51Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:53Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:40:55I'm not mistaken.
00:40:57I wanna try again.
00:40:59No, it's all right. It's...
00:41:01Relax.
00:41:03Boys! In my office!
00:41:13Call came in this morning. Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:17Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:19It's a road trip together. Just the two of you.
00:41:21Let me get this straight.
00:41:23This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:25And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:29How can this day get any better?
00:41:31Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:35This is comfy.
00:41:43Hey, I was using them.
00:41:45Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:41:49They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:41:53Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:55What?
00:41:57Just go to bed, man.
00:41:59Okay, look, clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:11So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I got a match in the morning, and I wanna get some sleep.
00:42:16I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:19Wait, what? That's why you're mad?
00:42:22We made a pact, man. No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:26You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:29You ungrateful snake! You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:45I've loved Angie since we were kids! You wouldn't know anything about that!
00:42:49I wouldn't know what love is, but your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:42:59I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:01I hate you!
00:43:06Police! Open up!
00:43:08Police! Open up!
00:43:10Police! Open up!
00:43:14Hey, officer.
00:43:16You two alright in there?
00:43:18Yeah. We're both great. We're doing good.
00:43:20Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:26Yeah. We're both straight guys, so nothing's going on here.
00:43:31He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:34What?
00:43:35What?
00:43:36I just said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:38No! That's not true.
00:43:42This bed. It's so uncomfortable.
00:43:54Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:43:59Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:01Your mind goblins aren't real!
00:44:03My damn.
00:44:05Some of us have places to be in the morning!
00:44:08Shut up. Don't be scared.
00:44:15Finally.
00:44:17Some peace and quiet.
00:44:21Rise and shine, Jack!
00:44:23You're free to go!
00:44:28Sleep would've been nice.
00:44:31Ooh!
00:44:34Off to a real star for young hopeful, Jack Hurts!
00:44:40Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:51Sorry, Angie.
00:44:52Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:03Angie.
00:45:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:09What's wrong with me?
00:45:10I told you I cared for you, and you go fuck that idiot.
00:45:13That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:16Oh, really?
00:45:19Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:22Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:25I've known him my whole life.
00:45:26We both have.
00:45:28Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:31You totally forgot him.
00:45:32I just looked at the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:34Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton.
00:45:36He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.
00:45:46He just wants to be seen.
00:45:51This is amazing, folks.
00:45:52I've never seen anything like it.
00:45:53I don't know if I saw something old then get him.
00:45:54He's promised.
00:45:55Supernatural force.
00:45:56Watered by sheer force of will.
00:45:57But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down, he just could get back
00:45:58up.
00:45:59It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:00You can do it.
00:46:01You can do it.
00:46:02I don't know if I saw something old then get him.
00:46:04He's promised.
00:46:05Supernatural force.
00:46:06Watered by sheer force of will.
00:46:07But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down, he just could get back up.
00:46:12It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:17You can do it, Jack.
00:46:30You can outlast him.
00:46:47I can't believe it.
00:46:48Jack has won without letting a scandal zone!
00:47:02Jack just...
00:47:03Jack just what?
00:47:04Sounds like you've finally seen it.
00:47:06Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:09Yeah, yeah.
00:47:10What's the real reason you called?
00:47:12Oh, there's nothing.
00:47:13Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:17Okay, though.
00:47:18I took care of it.
00:47:19Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:20Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:21Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:22Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:23What do you have to see up for yourself, Buster?
00:47:24Who said that I came alone, huh?
00:47:25I'm sorry.
00:47:26I'm sorry.
00:47:27I'm sorry.
00:47:28I'm sorry.
00:47:29I'm sorry.
00:47:30I'm sorry.
00:47:31I'm sorry.
00:47:32I'm sorry.
00:47:33I'm sorry.
00:47:34I'm sorry.
00:47:35I'm sorry.
00:47:36I'm sorry.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:38I'm sorry.
00:47:39I'm sorry.
00:47:40I'm sorry.
00:47:41I'm sorry.
00:47:42I'm sorry.
00:47:43I'm sorry.
00:47:44I'm sorry.
00:47:45You done, huh?
00:47:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:53Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:02Hello?
00:48:03Angie?
00:48:04Angie!
00:48:05Angie, where are you?
00:48:08I'll check upstairs.
00:48:10paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say if you want angie alive come to
00:48:23the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone hey jack wait up don't
00:48:30follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in trouble and it's my
00:48:34job to protect her it's both our jobs
00:48:36well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie she's safe we're
00:48:50gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we you'll be all of us all three of yous
00:48:55can go on your merry way enlighten me what if we lose let's just say
00:49:01what happens in fight club dies in fight club get him
00:49:08you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you have to be so difficult there two for each
00:49:19don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:25what's going on out there hey no talking
00:49:37i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if we have any chance of beating
00:49:43these guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not done with you yet
00:49:58these guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:50:08what a team that fight
00:50:16your beauty
00:50:18it's too bad you know why no one because it's going to be your last
00:50:25might as well save us the effort hand angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:30dude i had cake for you dude take off your shirt fine
00:50:37together we can't lose
00:50:41it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:50:56that does give me an idea
00:50:58what are you into huh
00:51:00big man like you
00:51:04strong hands thick fingers
00:51:07but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak
00:51:11oh come on don't be a prude what do you like to do in bed
00:51:16come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know
00:51:20why didn't you come over here and put me in my place
00:51:22you know what i think i think you're not man enough
00:51:25say that again
00:51:29let's do this
00:51:40Arizona strategy agreed
00:51:42let's wear them down
00:51:43let's get it
00:51:44let's do this
00:51:45this is for some new heels
00:52:05why don't you just give up huh
00:52:12andre gigante thinks you should slow down
00:52:18just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:20why don't we make them come to us
00:52:21hey shitballs i escaped
00:52:25thank you
00:52:35all right all right
00:52:37oh
00:52:39you're not so bad either
00:52:41come on
00:52:44man
00:52:47i'm sober
00:52:51man i don't get it
00:52:52does she like me or does she like you
00:52:54let's figure it out later man
00:52:56we can both use some sleep
00:52:57man you have no idea
00:52:59tell me about
00:53:00which one of you is vic michaelson
00:53:05hey ma
00:53:10call the tournament rules committee
00:53:12tell them
00:53:13i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:16you know
00:53:26sometimes i
00:53:28forget you're still a janitor
00:53:30it's crazy
00:53:31i still haven't forgiven you for Arizona you know
00:53:33we're gonna set up our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:53:37looking forward to it
00:53:38boys
00:53:39in my office
00:53:41now
00:53:42i'm ruined
00:53:48everything i've worked for no one's gonna invest in this gym now
00:53:53what are you talking about intel
00:53:54your fight with vic went viral
00:53:57and the committee saw it
00:53:58they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:53:59what what are you talking about
00:54:04the rules
00:54:05the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:08they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:11i guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:15who knew
00:54:16so that's it
00:54:17we're disqualified then
00:54:18oh no
00:54:19just one of you
00:54:21the other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:54:23and they said i gotta choose
00:54:26choose
00:54:27wait wait
00:54:28you're picking me right
00:54:29i ain't decided that yet
00:54:31okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here
00:54:33i mean before this jack was a nobody janitor
00:54:36some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:54:38oh my god get over yourself man
00:54:40look i didn't mean it like that
00:54:41but jack come on if anyone deserves this
00:54:43play me for it then
00:54:44oh you're scared now buddy
00:54:46oh wait hold on hold on hold on
00:54:48oh that's perfect
00:54:49a fight
00:54:50about a rules committee
00:54:52they think you two aren't for real rivals
00:54:54why not give them a show huh
00:54:57we can even live stream it
00:54:58bringing money for the gym
00:55:00i'm gonna start arranging the details
00:55:02you two get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:05you can't be serious right now
00:55:07serious is a heart attack
00:55:09if you two don't fight
00:55:11i'm gonna lose everything i built here
00:55:12so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner
00:55:15glad to have you
00:55:16but for the loser
00:55:18sorry
00:55:19you gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:22it's the only way paxton
00:55:27this is just what you wanted isn't it
00:55:28to ruin my life
00:55:30you know what
00:55:31why wait for the fight
00:55:32let's settle this right here right now
00:55:34whoa whoa whoa what is what am i stop
00:55:36angie
00:55:38we need to settle this right here
00:55:39which one of us do you want
00:55:41where is this coming from
00:55:43you know what i want to know too
00:55:44okay you kissed him at the banquet
00:55:46and we made love in the showers at the arena
00:55:47is this for real
00:55:49are we for real
00:55:50if you have to ask
00:55:52you are still a big dumb idiot
00:55:54and you are too
00:55:56this drama isn't about me
00:55:59and it never was
00:56:00the two of you need to figure out
00:56:02whatever this is between you
00:56:04otherwise i don't want anything to do
00:56:05with either of you
00:56:07two childhood rivals
00:56:22in a fight
00:56:23ten years in the making
00:56:25in one corner
00:56:27the golden boy champ
00:56:29with the god-given mandate of heaven
00:56:32inches away from the title
00:56:34he was born to claim
00:56:36versus
00:56:37trash born
00:56:38wookie underdog
00:56:39whose sole dream is to steal his thunder
00:56:43this is one for the history books
00:56:45man you're gonna want to watch this
00:56:47you are gonna watch this live
00:56:50you know there was this homeless orphan kid
00:56:57i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:01he always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:02for some reason it really got under my skin
00:57:06he wasn't afraid of me
00:57:07he had nothing to lose
00:57:09i don't remember it huh
00:57:11look man
00:57:16let's go out there
00:57:18and give that crowd a real good show
00:57:20we'll exchange some blows
00:57:22spit out some blood
00:57:23make things real dramatic
00:57:25and in the second half
00:57:27you throw the match
00:57:29what?
00:57:31i need you to throw it man
00:57:32i've worked my whole life for a shot at this title
00:57:35i mean all my parents investments
00:57:36all my best years would be for nothing
00:57:37if i get disqualified that's it man
00:57:40come on help me out here
00:57:40no no i'm not gonna do that
00:57:42i'm not throwing the fight
00:57:43dude you don't even want this
00:57:45you haven't worked half as hard for a-
00:57:47yet i'm better
00:57:48i'm better and i'm gonna prove today that i'm better too
00:57:50you wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:53fine
00:57:53we'll have that fight
00:57:55some other day
00:57:55in some other arena
00:57:56but today is do or die
00:57:58there are people watching out there man
00:58:00today means something
00:58:01you don't understand man
00:58:02that's exactly why i need to do it
00:58:04to prove that i can
00:58:05wow
00:58:07after everything we've been through
00:58:09you still fucking hate me don't you
00:58:11why?
00:58:15before i hated you
00:58:16all i ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:17you just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone
00:58:21and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:58:25i'm gonna beat you
00:58:27boys what are you still doing back here?
00:58:29that fight's about to start
00:58:31maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:58:39i'm gonna fucking kill him
00:58:57i want a clean fight
00:59:00why don't you tell that to paxton
00:59:01he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:03whatever it takes to survive yeah
00:59:05ain't that what you told angie?
00:59:06all right all right
00:59:07and
00:59:08fight
00:59:17wow
00:59:20that's a lot of yours
00:59:21i thought you weren't gonna come
00:59:23couldn't bring myself to miss it
00:59:25you better give up now
00:59:38it's only gonna get worse from here
00:59:39hey i told you two i want a clean fight
00:59:49hey
00:59:49i'm watching you two
00:59:55i'm okay
00:59:56he's never gonna give up is he
01:00:05he needs this too damn badly
01:00:07he only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you
01:00:10he just wants to be seen
01:00:12do i need to win that badly?
01:00:20here take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the foot
01:00:22what are you doing?
01:00:23leaving?
01:00:24some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who
01:00:29so?
01:00:30so i'm gonna call paxton's old man i'm gonna find out who's taking my money
01:00:34stay here and announce the fight
01:00:37jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start
01:00:42paxton seems very aggressive at the moment
01:00:47but anything could change as the fight has only just begun
01:00:50he's fucking guys huh?
01:00:51i can't decide if i'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me
01:00:55don't matter mama okay all the money comes to the family
01:00:58you know what they say the house
01:01:00always wins
01:01:02i should have known you two chuckle fucks were relating
01:01:07enzo
01:01:07enzo?
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:14If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:33Why isn't he blocking? It's like he's giving up.
01:01:39Something just happened. Paxton is down. He seems injured.
01:01:54What the hell, Paxton? Why don't you block me?
01:01:58I'm throwing, stupid. You need this more than I do.
01:02:01Will you get up, you asshole? You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:04Dude, this is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:08It's cool. Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:17My ankle. I'm done. My ankle.
01:02:20What are you doing? Get up. I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:24I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:26Even at losing. What?
01:02:28Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm done. I lost.
01:02:32Oh, my stomach. Oh, no. Jack's the winner.
01:02:36No, I lost. You win. Paxton won.
01:02:41I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:43It's a draw.
01:02:59That was amazing. What the hell was that?
01:03:03I don't even know. I guess we...
01:03:06Who cares?
01:03:09Good news!
01:03:11The gym is rich again.
01:03:15Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:17You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:21Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:03:25But honey...
01:03:26It's money!
01:03:27Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:33You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters.
01:03:37But you made us so much money!
01:03:41I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:44A team?
01:03:46Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:50What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:52So long as this hope agrees.
01:03:54What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:56Great form, Becca.
01:04:09Thanks, Angie. I had a great teacher.
01:04:11Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:16I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:20Hey, future wife.
01:04:21Hey.
01:04:22How's class going?
01:04:23Really great.
01:04:24Cool.
01:04:25Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:26Let him have his fun.
01:04:27Hey, what are you all just standing around for? The World Championship Fighters tonight.
01:04:33Come on, let's go!
01:04:34Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:04:36Come on.
01:04:37Still gotta win, man.
01:04:38Dude.
01:04:39Still gotta win, man.
01:04:40Dude.
01:04:41Has there ever been a doubt?
01:04:42Come on.
01:04:43Speaking of doubts.
01:04:44How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:04:45Come on.
01:04:46Here we straight.
01:04:47Nah, I don't know man.
01:04:48I still don't like them, but...
01:04:50Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03We still gotta win, man.
01:05:04Dude, has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:07Come on.
01:05:08Speaking of doubts, how you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:12Come on, let me straight.
01:05:13Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:15I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so...
01:05:18They protect the little guys!
01:05:19I get it.
01:05:20I get it.
01:05:21I get it.
01:05:22Ah.
01:05:23Man.
01:05:24I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:28Me too.
01:05:29Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:32Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:05:40You ready?
01:05:42I was born ready.
01:05:44Let's go.
01:05:45Let's go.
01:05:46Let's go.
01:05:47Ladies and gentlemen, you know them.
01:05:48You love them.
01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Kurtz and Daxton Whitlock!
01:05:57Woo!
01:06:00Woo.
01:06:01Woo!
01:06:02Woo!
01:06:03Woo!
01:06:04Woo!
01:06:05Woo.
01:06:07Woo.
01:06:08Woo.
01:06:09Woo��.
01:06:10meisten Dale!
01:06:12Woo.
01:06:15Woo.
01:06:16Woo.
01:06:17Hey, wow.
01:06:18Woo!
01:06:19Woo.
01:06:20Woo!
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