Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy Full Movie

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Full Episode Of Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy

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00:00:00That's trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing.

00:00:06Don't pay for this, Baxton! What are you going to do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome. I'm like Batman, except better.

00:00:15My parents are still alive.

00:00:17Trash boy! Trash boy!

00:00:20Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!

00:00:25Look, orphan boy's so weak he needs a girl to defend him.

00:00:30I don't need your help, Angie. I could have handled this by myself.

00:00:37You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.

00:00:43One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're going to be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.

00:00:49That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.

00:00:59On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashow.

00:01:05So it's to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title.

00:01:11Hey, Jack. Sun's up. Toilets ain't going to clean themselves.

00:01:20Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.

00:01:23Anything you'd like to say to-

00:01:24For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance.

00:01:28Hey. Good fucking luck.

00:01:36Someday soon, Golden Boy, this poor orphan is going to take you down.

00:01:41Hey, kid. How you doing?

00:01:56Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.

00:01:59Really?

00:02:00Yeah, come on.

00:02:02You remember my birthday?

00:02:03Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?

00:02:07Open up, boys.

00:02:07There you go, kid. Happy birthday.

00:02:17You know.

00:02:18I'm going to make you meet that fucking boy. You know that, Vic?

00:02:20No, you won't.

00:02:22I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.

00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?

00:02:27Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?

00:02:32Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.

00:02:34I'm waiting for you to get out so I can take on a date, you know?

00:02:37Will you give it up? She's not going to go for scum like you.

00:02:43What the hell, Vic?

00:02:47What the hell, Vic?

00:02:49Hey, hey, hey. You know, we was just having some fun. Isn't that right?

00:02:53Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for our date or what? Come on, Vic.

00:02:56I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.

00:02:58This is not life. He's the help.

00:03:02I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me

00:03:07so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.

00:03:11That's fine. That's fine.

00:03:13Excuse me.

00:03:16Hey!

00:03:17I'm sorry.

00:03:28What a jerk.

00:03:29Did he hurt you?

00:03:31What the hell, Angie?

00:03:32How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?

00:03:34I can fight my own freaking battles.

00:03:36After all these years, you're still just a big, dumb idiot.

00:03:39Angie.

00:03:39Get your shit together, Jack.

00:03:46You don't have any real friends.

00:03:48They think you're all weak.

00:03:50Who's the hinge?

00:03:51Fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.

00:03:52On tonight's win, Clutching.

00:03:57I'm going to show them all.

00:03:59I can be Paxton Whitlock.

00:04:00Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.

00:04:05You really shouldn't do that, Vidal.

00:04:07Oh, and told you.

00:04:14Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.

00:04:17Paxton Whitlock?

00:04:19I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

00:04:24Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.

00:04:26He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.

00:04:30Good to meet you, though.

00:04:34You need a new mop?

00:04:37You don't know who I am?

00:04:39Am I supposed to?

00:04:41You're a janitor.

00:04:42I can't believe it.

00:04:43I mean, he bullied me for years.

00:04:45He forgot me?

00:04:45Good luck.

00:04:48Damn.

00:04:49I should interview more often.

00:04:50Camera.

00:04:51He makes my job up.

00:04:52He hasn't changed at all.

00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.

00:04:56Oh, my God.

00:04:58Paxton.

00:04:59Angie?

00:04:59Hey.

00:05:00How are you doing?

00:05:01How come he remembers Angie?

00:05:03How have you been?

00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.

00:05:05Broke some records, broke some hearts.

00:05:07You know how it is.

00:05:08God, you look amazing.

00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?

00:05:16Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.

00:05:17Listen up.

00:05:18Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.

00:05:23Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.

00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.

00:05:31Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.

00:05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighters.

00:05:38This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.

00:05:44Let's get it on.

00:05:45Come on.

00:05:45You're next.

00:06:06He's challenging me.

00:06:07Does he remember who I am?

00:06:09Looks like you're up, dad.

00:06:12Paxton!

00:06:13Hey, don't act like you don't know me.

00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.

00:06:18Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.

00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.

00:06:24What?

00:06:25What's so funny?

00:06:30You're a twig, man.

00:06:31I'd destroy you.

00:06:32Why don't you make yourself useful and collage my gym shorts?

00:06:35See, I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real I.D.

00:06:42All right, all right.

00:06:44Come on.

00:06:45Jack, cut it out.

00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.

00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.

00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:06:56Did you see Jack?

00:06:58Jack, so he finally remembered who I am.

00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.

00:07:05You're dead!

00:07:07Oh, yeah?

00:07:08And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?

00:07:17You want me?

00:07:28Come and get me.

00:07:36Careful there.

00:07:37You might tire yourself out.

00:07:39Shut up.

00:07:44Thought you hit harder than that.

00:07:46Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake.

00:07:48Dick.

00:08:03You're a rat turning me down, Ange.

00:08:05Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.

00:08:10What do you say, Ange?

00:08:12You're going to make an answer, man?

00:08:13What do you do?

00:08:18Go out there!

00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.

00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.

00:08:31Help!

00:08:32I made a text!

00:08:33Ange?

00:08:33My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.

00:08:40What happened?

00:08:41Who did this to you?

00:08:43It was those fucking rat rooms.

00:08:46What are you doing laying around?

00:08:48Go after them!

00:08:51What happened?

00:08:53It was Vic.

00:08:54He's a monster.

00:08:57Vic?

00:08:57My chief investor?

00:09:03Who the hell were those guys?

00:09:04Vic's men.

00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.

00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.

00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.

00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.

00:09:15You want to go another round?

00:09:16I don't see why not.

00:09:19Boys!

00:09:21Hey, Jack.

00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.

00:09:25What?

00:09:27Are you firing me?

00:09:31You can't fire me.

00:09:32What?

00:09:33No, knucklehead.

00:09:34I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.

00:09:37Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?

00:09:40Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.

00:09:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:09:44No, you can't do that.

00:09:45I'm the fighter you sponsored.

00:09:46I won that fight.

00:09:47Just settle down over there.

00:09:49There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.

00:09:53I think Jack proved himself very capable.

00:09:56Plus, think about it.

00:09:58The rags to riches story.

00:10:00A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.

00:10:04He's going to make us a lot of money.

00:10:06What about me?

00:10:07You're both going to make us a lot of money.

00:10:10And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.

00:10:12Okay.

00:10:16I'll do it.

00:10:19So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.

00:10:23Try it, punk.

00:10:25Boys, I got a paper to ask.

00:10:27I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.

00:10:30Would either of you be interested?

00:10:32I won't let you down.

00:10:33That's perfect.

00:10:36You're both hired.

00:10:38Both of us.

00:10:40We are going to be one big happy family.

00:10:44She needs to learn the fundamentals.

00:10:49You're teaching her nonsense.

00:10:51What are you two doing?

00:10:53Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.

00:10:55She needs to learn the fundamentals.

00:10:56Stop swinging your dicks around.

00:10:59And talk.

00:11:00Like function adults.

00:11:01Okay.

00:11:05I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.

00:11:09You want to learn to fight, right?

00:11:11So, let me teach you the right way.

00:11:14Well reasoned.

00:11:15Jack?

00:11:16She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.

00:11:18Hey!

00:11:19Don't.

00:11:21Okay.

00:11:23It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.

00:11:26You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.

00:11:28Jack's right.

00:11:29Wow.

00:11:29So, go on.

00:11:32Teach me.

00:11:33You're my trainers, right?

00:11:34So, give me a demonstration.

00:11:44Alright.

00:11:45I learned this when I lived on the streets.

00:11:47And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.

00:11:49As a woman, you know, I'm sure you can pin your hands down.

00:11:53So.

00:11:53Don't make it a whole thing now.

00:12:06Alright, Angie.

00:12:07So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want

00:12:10to go, what is going on here?

00:12:13What is going on here?

00:12:16We were just...

00:12:17You know what?

00:12:19I don't want to know.

00:12:20I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.

00:12:24Here's 500 bucks.

00:12:25Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.

00:12:28Show him how to sign up.

00:12:30Right away, sir.

00:12:34You snooze, you lose, my boy.

00:12:36So, I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.

00:12:40Maybe we could meet up tonight.

00:12:44At 7 p.m.

00:12:46At the pre-tournament investors banquet.

00:12:50Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.

00:12:54That's not why I'm asking you to come.

00:12:59Is Angie really asking me out?

00:13:02Yo!

00:13:03Let's go!

00:13:06I'll be there.

00:13:08Don't be late.

00:13:10Look, man.

00:13:13I don't like you, and you don't like me.

00:13:15We've established that, okay?

00:13:16So, let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.

00:13:18Why?

00:13:19What's the hurry?

00:13:20You got a date or something?

00:13:22With Angie?

00:13:24Get out of town.

00:13:25Sounds like you're jealous.

00:13:26Jealous?

00:13:27Dude, been there, done that.

00:13:29You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.

00:13:31He used to date Angie?

00:13:33And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.

00:13:37I will not.

00:13:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:13:41That's the entrance for veteran fighters.

00:13:42All right, where did the rookies sign?

00:13:47What?

00:13:48It's locked.

00:13:52Eventually?

00:13:52My date with Angie's at seven.

00:13:55I'm going to miss it.

00:13:55And fumble.

00:14:09Well, well, well.

00:14:11Hey, Luigi.

00:14:12Look at the fart blue in.

00:14:13Hey, man.

00:14:14I'm just here for the tournament, okay?

00:14:16You're registering for the tournament?

00:14:17You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.

00:14:20You look like a little boy.

00:14:21Are you making fun of me?

00:14:22Duh.

00:14:23You ride here on the short bus?

00:14:26We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.

00:14:31Oh, what the?

00:14:34That's it!

00:14:38Whoa, looks like he actually can bench press a fly.

00:14:41I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.

00:14:46How are you going to register without any money?

00:14:48Yo, get back pocket.

00:14:49Huh?

00:14:50Yeah.

00:14:50Oh, shit.

00:14:54Oh, shit.

00:15:00Wait!

00:15:01Wait!

00:15:05I need to find that kid faster.

00:15:11I'm going to miss my date with Angie.

00:15:13Enzo.

00:15:17Maybe I can just ask him for the money.

00:15:19He'll understand, right?

00:15:20You're fired!

00:15:21And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!

00:15:25That's a bad idea.

00:15:28Angie.

00:15:29Maybe you're showing the money.

00:15:31What kind of man asks a woman for help?

00:15:34I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.

00:15:38Yo.

00:15:40You looking for me?

00:15:51Oh, Jesus, man.

00:15:53What the fuck?

00:15:54That's a strong reaction.

00:15:55Been looking for you.

00:15:57What's wrong?

00:15:58I might have lost my money.

00:16:00But you what?

00:16:02Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.

00:16:04It wasn't my fault, okay?

00:16:05I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.

00:16:07Wow, what an Oliver Twist.

00:16:08Right?

00:16:09All right.

00:16:10I'll take pity on you.

00:16:11How much you need?

00:16:11I don't need your money, man.

00:16:13I'm going to find the kid.

00:16:14I don't need a freaking hand out from you.

00:16:16All right.

00:16:17Whatever you say, dog.

00:16:20Think, Jack.

00:16:21Think.

00:16:21That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.

00:16:26There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.

00:16:29He really is just like me.

00:16:39Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.

00:16:43They said we can find the kid at...

00:16:46Oh.

00:16:47Nice job.

00:16:50Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:51Let's beat that job.

00:16:54Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:55Let's beat that job.

00:16:56Wait.

00:16:57We can't.

00:16:58He's just a kid.

00:16:58We can't beat him up.

00:16:59He's a thief.

00:17:00He doesn't want to.

00:17:04Just like I was.

00:17:07He's probably an orphan, too.

00:17:09Homeless.

00:17:12He needs the money more than I do.

00:17:14Wait.

00:17:14Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?

00:17:21Let him keep it.

00:17:24Honestly.

00:17:25Yeah.

00:17:25It reminds me of someone.

00:17:28I've left that part of me.

00:17:30way behind.

00:17:31Has Paxton changed?

00:17:38Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.

00:17:43Got better shit to do now.

00:17:44Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.

00:17:48Right.

00:17:49Well, I'm about to dip.

00:17:52By the way, don't you have that date?

00:17:58Shit.

00:17:59I still need to register.

00:18:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.

00:18:03Please.

00:18:04I need to secure my spot in the tournament.

00:18:06Here.

00:18:07I know it's not enough money.

00:18:08Look, baby, save it.

00:18:09We've already closed up shop for the season.

00:18:11But I was here the whole time you were on break.

00:18:13I was waiting outside.

00:18:14You can't close now.

00:18:14It's out of my hands.

00:18:16I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.

00:18:18Shit.

00:18:22Shit.

00:18:23Not those guys again.

00:18:25Hey!

00:18:27Wait up.

00:18:29Look who it is.

00:18:31Shake-covered stick man.

00:18:32So what do you want?

00:18:35A challenge.

00:18:36If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.

00:18:40What if you lose, huh?

00:18:42What could you even offer?

00:18:43Where did she come from?

00:18:44What?

00:18:45Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.

00:18:57Give me that shit.

00:18:58Get out of here.

00:19:05Finally.

00:19:06Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.

00:19:14Hello?

00:19:15Angie?

00:19:15Where are you, Jack?

00:19:17Vic is here and I need your help.

00:19:22I'm coming.

00:19:24Stay right there.

00:19:34Angie!

00:19:37There you are.

00:19:38I'm sorry.

00:19:39You left me waiting.

00:19:42Geez.

00:19:43You look beautiful.

00:19:44I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where

00:19:51the hell is Vic?

00:19:52It's all right now.

00:19:53It's all right now.

00:19:53Did he touch you?

00:19:54He got scared off.

00:19:54Did he hurt you?

00:19:55It's fine.

00:19:56He got scared off.

00:19:57Bye.

00:19:58I'm sure you want me to wear this?

00:19:59I mean, red is so not my cover.

00:20:00Oh, hey, you got the voucher?

00:20:08Thanks.

00:20:09Thanks.

00:20:10What is he doing here?

00:20:11I thought this was our date, Angie.

00:20:14Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?

00:20:18I'm so sorry, Jack.

00:20:22It's just that, with it being the investors banquet, I just wanted some protection in case

00:20:26Vic tried something tonight.

00:20:27And so when you were late, I called Paxton.

00:20:30Look, no need to explain, Angie.

00:20:31It's all right.

00:20:32It's clear.

00:20:33Of the two of us, I'm just...

00:20:34I'm more reliable.

00:20:35It's fine, right?

00:20:37Everything is fine.

00:20:39Double the date means double the protection, right?

00:20:43And double the fun.

00:20:45So...

00:20:46What do you say?

00:20:47Yeah.

00:20:48Fine.

00:20:49As you wish.

00:20:50All right.

00:20:51Go on.

00:20:52Here.

00:20:53Here's the shed to change.

00:20:54May you hand the ballroom after?

00:20:55Yes, ma'am.

00:20:56You are such a kiss-ass.

00:20:57I think she likes it.

00:20:58I don't know.

00:20:59She likes it.

00:21:00No.

00:21:01She likes it.

00:21:02No.

00:21:03She likes it.

00:21:04No.

00:21:05No.

00:21:06No.

00:21:07No.

00:21:08No.

00:21:09No.

00:21:10No.

00:21:11No.

00:21:12No.

00:21:13No.

00:21:14No.

00:21:15It's me, man.

00:21:22Briefs?

00:21:23What?

00:21:24What's wrong with the briefs?

00:21:25I like to keep the boys all supported.

00:21:28What do you wear?

00:21:29Baggy boxers?

00:21:35He does wear baggy.

00:21:38You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.

00:21:43Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.

00:21:47Look, dude.

00:21:48If you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance

00:21:53right now.

00:21:54Right now?

00:21:55We'd never dance with you.

00:21:56You think so?

00:21:57We used to dance a lot back in college.

00:22:00If you forgot.

00:22:01We used to love dancing.

00:22:04Real.

00:22:05Dirty.

00:22:06Dirty dancing.

00:22:08Hey!

00:22:09Give me back my pants!

00:22:10Hey!

00:22:11Give me back my pants!

00:22:12Hey!

00:22:13Give me back my...

00:22:14Pants.

00:22:15Pants.

00:22:16Pants.

00:22:17Pants.

00:22:18Shit!

00:22:19What should I do now?

00:22:22What are you wearing?

00:22:23I can explain.

00:22:24Wow!

00:22:25Where did you get that outfit?

00:22:27On clearance from the dumpster store?

00:22:28Or...

00:22:29Well, I think it's perfect.

00:22:30Thanks, Angie.

00:22:31Pants.

00:22:32Pants.

00:22:33Pants.

00:22:34Pants.

00:22:35Pants.

00:22:36Pants.

00:22:37Pants.

00:22:38Pants.

00:22:39Pants.

00:22:40Pants.

00:22:41Pants.

00:22:42Pants.

00:22:43Pants.

00:22:44Pants.

00:22:45Pants.

00:22:46Pants.

00:22:47Pants.

00:22:48i couldn't agree more, sweetheart.

00:22:59Tell us a whole story in one look.

00:23:01Rags to riches.

00:23:02janitor to superstar, huh?

00:23:04We're gonna make so much money tonight.

00:23:08Alright.

00:23:09You guys stay put.

00:23:10I'll be right back with some investors too shmose.

00:23:14You look beautiful, baby.

00:23:15You look beautiful, baby.

00:23:17Oh, thanks, Gus.

00:23:23Angie Bianchi.

00:23:25No, he's about to make a move.

00:23:27May I have this dance?

00:23:33Wow, um...

00:23:35Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.

00:23:37Lies, whatever he is.

00:23:39He's trying to get in your pants, you know?

00:23:41You were both my dates, right?

00:23:45And I guess I'll just have to dance with both of you.

00:24:15Jack, come on.

00:24:17Danny and Buster, I gotta introduce you.

00:24:19Hey, what are you doing, man?

00:24:21Come on, let's go.

00:24:23What was that?

00:24:25I was just feeling the moment.

00:24:27Really?

00:24:29That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.

00:24:31What?

00:24:33Angie, I've cared for you, you know that.

00:24:35Hey, what's wrong?

00:24:37I want you to stop bullying Jack.

00:24:39There was a full suit in the back I gave him.

00:24:41Where's his pants, huh?

00:24:43Angie, I miss him.

00:24:45Angie, I miss him.

00:24:47How are you doing, pretty lady?

00:24:49Mind if I take a turn in my dance floor,

00:24:51or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?

00:24:53Why?

00:24:55All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.

00:24:57She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.

00:24:59This is the man I've been telling you about.

00:25:01The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?

00:25:03Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.

00:25:05All right, Jack, introduce yourself.

00:25:07All right.

00:25:09It's the man I've been telling you about.

00:25:11The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?

00:25:13Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.

00:25:15Smells like a dirty old diaper.

00:25:17I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.

00:25:21All right, now, hold on.

00:25:23Jack's a great fighter.

00:25:24He might even take on Paxton one day.

00:25:25This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?

00:25:27No.

00:25:28No.

00:25:29No.

00:25:30No.

00:25:31No.

00:25:32No.

00:25:33No.

00:25:34No.

00:25:35No.

00:25:36No.

00:25:37No.

00:25:38No.

00:25:39No.

00:25:40No.

00:25:41No.

00:25:42No.

00:25:43No.

00:25:44No.

00:25:45No.

00:25:46No.

00:25:47No.

00:25:48No.

00:25:49No.

00:25:50No.

00:25:51No.

00:25:52No.

00:25:53No.

00:25:54No!

00:25:54No.

00:25:55No.

00:25:56No.

00:25:57No.

00:25:59No.

00:26:01No.

00:26:02No.

00:26:03No.

00:26:05No.

00:26:07No.

00:26:08No.

00:26:09No.

00:26:10No.

00:26:10To the heroAA?

00:26:11That would be a brand image disaster.

00:26:12This is kind does not deserve to be an alternative.

00:26:13The public life is for the rich.

00:26:14Hey!

00:26:14maybe they're all right about me i don't belong here

00:26:24i don't belong anywhere

00:26:27he's grabbed the fucking girl come on

00:26:35help somebody help me help

00:26:37jackie my boy how you doing kid i hope you already ate since i i ran out of dog food

00:26:51what's so funny

00:26:55oh paxton enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke he says that little

00:27:02that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you

00:27:06yeah i don't know about all that but i'll tell you one thing about him

00:27:09he's got more drive and follow through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire

00:27:14miserable life

00:27:15nice then i never

00:27:17if he wants to fight me i say let him fight me i'm the best in the world

00:27:21i determine who's a worthy opponent or not so believe me when i say that that kid

00:27:26there is no one else like him

00:27:29what do you want with angie

00:27:34is it obvious i'm going to take it to city hall and i'm a man

00:27:38oh look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep you really think you could take fucking six

00:27:46guys on at once

00:27:47i'm up the floor with two guys earlier what's doing that vick three yeah three more times huh

00:27:55this guy's funny be sure to write that in your obituary get this motherfucker now let's go

00:28:02all right what's two more times

00:28:09hey what the hell paxton cynthia could have been our windfall investor why'd you piss her off

00:28:18me i just sold jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn you should

00:28:24be thanking me

00:28:24oh you sly dog you huh okay okay enough enough hey speaking of jack and angie you seen them around

00:28:33angie you all right in there it's a little cramped but i'm doing fine what a great performance

00:28:47but let's get real you're alone and you ain't invincible

00:28:53where's angie she's in the trunk man i got this hey shut up i need you on my six

00:29:09angie hey boys you gotta give me a hand

00:29:24i think a thank you is in order if you two had actually protected me like i hired you two

00:29:36instead of bickering all night we could have avoided this whole mess but yeah thanks

00:29:41i don't give a shit if you said wake the fuck up

00:29:46it's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes

00:29:58until next time

00:30:06look she's right you know angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over

00:30:23no man but what about a tournament to fight all right crazed billionaire gym investors out

00:30:29for revenge trust me we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats

00:30:33what do you say deal truce i'm still gonna beat you one day

00:30:41we'll get our fight in time

00:30:45okay i got money to spend janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash

00:30:52it needs to be done fucking yesterday

00:30:54all right ready okay is that too hard no i'm fine what not some fragile princess i got stamina

00:31:09wait is angie flirting with me

00:31:13oh god am i flirting back angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over

00:31:22we're good we're good where are you going all right i need to take a shower

00:31:26bye

00:31:29bye

00:31:37well that didn't work

00:31:39what's going on tournament announced the first round of fights

00:31:52you ready to see who you're fighting jackie i hope it's him imagine beating paxton whitlock

00:32:00in the first round and the unlucky bastard is

00:32:07what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon

00:32:13dude you're fighting andre giganti wait wait who's andre

00:32:19pack it up andre looks like you're a free man once again

00:32:24most people that get in the ring with andre giganti don't come out alive

00:32:31come off of it man you're just trying to scare me it's got to be myth

00:32:35right

00:32:37right

00:32:40well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me

00:32:45you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that you're

00:33:07gonna get heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh okay well it's your

00:33:13funeral

00:33:15finally

00:33:17paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air

00:33:25so annoying

00:33:27and you are andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:34andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:38man spa day was a good idea oh thanks you know i think jack's really enjoying himself

00:33:55who knows what that guy

00:33:56where is he by the way he's uh

00:33:58he's uh

00:34:00help

00:34:02he's sweating it out in the sauna

00:34:04believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there

00:34:07what a weirdo right

00:34:08i hate to admit paxton was right

00:34:10why can't they hear me are they flirting

00:34:20oh i think i'm gonna die

00:34:24andre

00:34:26andre

00:34:28i tried to tell him a lot of guys prefer to go nude

00:34:32andre

00:34:34what the hell happened

00:34:41hey

00:34:42all right man let's go

00:34:44so andre tried to kill jack that's what he says i mean he was delirious but

00:34:54i believe you i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere

00:35:03but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously and i know you didn't pay andre

00:35:08it doesn't matter who hired him i'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring

00:35:12jack let me handle this all right if andre really is an assassin we can use my parents resources together

00:35:17i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bags

00:35:20dude is your brain still lacking oxygen

00:35:24whatever man

00:35:26you said someone would need to see jack's competition until we kill him right

00:35:32what if it isn't

00:35:34tournament

00:35:36competition

00:35:37where you getting at

00:35:39i think i know who's got it out for jack

00:35:50you got your bitch

00:36:02i'm being an idiot again jack

00:36:12Idiot again, Jack.

00:36:19A big dumb idiot.

00:36:22I've got to handle this myself.

00:36:25You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.

00:36:28What will it prove if you're dead?

00:36:34Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.

00:36:39We've got to take a shot.

00:36:40Stop.

00:36:41Why won't you let me get close to you?

00:36:47That sauna thing really scared me.

00:36:49What if I lost you?

00:36:50I don't need your help, Angie.

00:36:52No one can do everything themselves.

00:36:54Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.

00:36:57The least you could do is talk to me.

00:36:59Hey, Jack!

00:37:01You ready to go?

00:37:02Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.

00:37:12Can I ask you a question?

00:37:15What's with the whole third person shtick?

00:37:16Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?

00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.

00:37:24Yeah, whatever.

00:37:30A gift.

00:37:33Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.

00:37:37One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.

00:37:41Permanently.

00:37:51If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.

00:38:08Ladies and gentlemen, here in abroad, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits.

00:38:18You've all heard the rumors.

00:38:20They do him no injustice.

00:38:22Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!

00:38:30Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.

00:38:33Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.

00:38:36No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!

00:38:38Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!

00:38:44Fuck.

00:38:45Oof!

00:38:46Caught you red-handed.

00:38:48Or should I say, heavy-handed.

00:38:50You all right?

00:39:06I don't care that he cheated, I just...

00:39:08I wanted to win.

00:39:11I needed to win, Angie.

00:39:14Jack, it's okay that you got help.

00:39:16I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.

00:39:22Man, that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.

00:39:24Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.

00:39:42I can help with it.

00:39:43Hey, Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?

00:39:57It's fucking priceless, man.

00:39:59Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still want to...

00:40:06Jack?

00:40:08All right, Angie.

00:40:22Show me what you got.

00:40:23Come on.

00:40:24Oh!

00:40:25Oh!

00:40:26Oh!

00:40:27Oh!

00:40:28Oh!

00:40:29Oh!

00:40:30Oh!

00:40:31Oh!

00:40:32Oh!

00:40:33Oh!

00:40:34Oh!

00:40:35Oh!

00:40:36Oh!

00:40:37Oh!

00:40:38Oh!

00:40:38Really?

00:40:39Just... except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.

00:40:41Come on, I'll talk.

00:40:42That's uncalled for, man.

00:40:43You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?

00:40:45Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.

00:40:48I wondered why.

00:40:50Why don't you try that on me?

00:40:55Don't.

00:40:56Come on, guys.

00:40:57We're going.

00:40:59We're going.

00:41:00We're going.

00:41:01Come on, man.

00:41:02We're going.

00:41:03We're going.

00:41:04We're going.

00:41:05We're going.

00:41:06Vic won't use restraint, if I'm not mistaken.

00:41:10I want to try again.

00:41:11No, it's all right.

00:41:13Relax.

00:41:15Boys, get in my office.

00:41:24Call came in this morning.

00:41:26Your next match, Arizona.

00:41:29Wait, what are you saying?

00:41:30You two are going to road trip together.

00:41:32Just the two of you.

00:41:34Let me get this straight.

00:41:35This dullard attacks me earlier.

00:41:37And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?

00:41:42How can this day get any better?

00:41:45Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?

00:41:49Oh, this is coming.

00:41:56Hey, I was using them.

00:41:59Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I got to build a pillow for order.

00:42:02They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.

00:42:07Stop calling me a duck.

00:42:09What?

00:42:11Just go to bed, man.

00:42:12Okay, look.

00:42:20Clearly, you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.

00:42:23So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.

00:42:28Dude, I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.

00:42:32Wait, what?

00:42:33That's why you're mad?

00:42:35We made a pact, man.

00:42:36No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.

00:42:38You hurt Angie to get back at me.

00:42:44You ungrateful snake.

00:42:45You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.

00:42:48I've loved Angie since we were kids.

00:43:00You wouldn't know anything about that.

00:43:04Oh, God.

00:43:06I wouldn't know what love is.

00:43:09Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.

00:43:12I'm gonna kill you.

00:43:14Police, open up.

00:43:23Police, open up.

00:43:28Hey, officer.

00:43:30You two alright in there?

00:43:31Yeah, we're both great.

00:43:33Doing good.

00:43:35Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.

00:43:39Yeah, we're both straight guys, so nothing's going on.

00:43:43He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.

00:43:48What?

00:43:49I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.

00:43:51No, that's not...

00:43:53True.

00:44:04This bed.

00:44:05It's so uncomfortable.

00:44:06Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.

00:44:13Would you shut up, crazy guy?

00:44:15Your mind goblins aren't real.

00:44:18God damn.

00:44:20Some of us have places to be in the morning.

00:44:22Shut up.

00:44:23You're not scared.

00:44:24Finally.

00:44:29Some peace and quiet.

00:44:35Rise and shine, Jack.

00:44:37You're free to go.

00:44:42Sleep would have been nice.

00:44:45Ooh!

00:44:45Keep your head up, Jack.

00:45:05Sorry, Angie.

00:45:06Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.

00:45:08Angie.

00:45:21What the hell is wrong with you?

00:45:23What's wrong with me?

00:45:24I told you I cared for you, and you go, fuck that idiot.

00:45:28That had nothing to do with you.

00:45:30Oh, really?

00:45:31Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?

00:45:37Jack is not just some random janitor.

00:45:39I've known him my whole life.

00:45:41We both have.

00:45:43Of course, you're just so self-centered.

00:45:46You totally forgot him.

00:45:47I just met the guy a few weeks ago.

00:45:49Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.

00:45:57He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.

00:46:00You don't even see him.

00:46:05He just wants to be seen.

00:46:14This is amazing, folks.

00:46:15I've never seen anything like it.

00:46:17I don't know if I saw old vendetta.

00:46:19I promise.

00:46:20Supernatural force.

00:46:21Watered by two forces of will.

00:46:23A normal family time.

00:46:24This rookie gets knocked down.

00:46:25He just gets back back up.

00:46:27It's like the universe.

00:46:28Duck isn't allowing him to stay down.

00:46:30You can do it, Jack.

00:46:46You can outlast him.

00:46:47I can't believe it.

00:47:05Jack hurts well.

00:47:06With that ladder, I'm scared.

00:47:07No!

00:47:08Jack, just...

00:47:18Jack, just what?

00:47:19Sounds like you finally see him.

00:47:21Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?

00:47:24Yeah, yeah.

00:47:25What's the real reason you called?

00:47:26Oh, there's nothing.

00:47:28Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.

00:47:31Wait, he what?

00:47:35Yeah, attacked me in my home.

00:47:38It's okay, though.

00:47:38I took care of it.

00:47:39Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.

00:47:41Wait, what do you mean?

00:47:44Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.

00:47:47Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.

00:47:49What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?

00:47:58Who say that I came alone, huh?

00:48:09Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady.

00:48:12Hello?

00:48:18Angie?

00:48:19Angie!

00:48:22Angie, where are you?

00:48:23I'll check upstairs.

00:48:30Paxton!

00:48:31Paxton!

00:48:32What?

00:48:33What happened?

00:48:33I know.

00:48:34What does it say?

00:48:36If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.

00:48:40Just you two.

00:48:41Alone.

00:48:42Hey, Jack, wait up.

00:48:45Don't follow me.

00:48:46Dude, you're walking into a trap.

00:48:47I don't care.

00:48:48Angie's in trouble, and it's my job to protect her.

00:48:50It's both our jobs.

00:48:51No.

00:48:59Well, if it ain't the soft-brain maid and his big bossy bottom.

00:49:03Where's Angie?

00:49:04She's sick.

00:49:05We're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?

00:49:08If you beat all of us, all three of yous, you can go on your merry way.

00:49:12Enlighten me.

00:49:14What if we lose?

00:49:15Let's just say.

00:49:18What happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.

00:49:22Get him.

00:49:23You remember me?

00:49:29Nope.

00:49:30I'll handle this.

00:49:32Why do you always have to be so difficult?

00:49:33There.

00:49:34Two for each of you.

00:49:37Don't really have a choice in this, do I?

00:49:38I don't care.

00:49:39Just stay out of my freaking way.

00:49:40What's going on out there?

00:49:50Hey.

00:49:52No talking.

00:49:55I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating

00:49:58these guys, we'll have to stick together.

00:50:00Fine.

00:50:01But I'm still not done with you yet.

00:50:02I know we're not.

00:50:28These guys are unstoppable.

00:50:43Believe it, creep.

00:50:49What a team.

00:50:50That fight?

00:50:52Look at the beauty.

00:50:56It's too bad.

00:50:58You want to win?

00:50:59Because it's going to be your last.

00:51:00Might as well save us the effort.

00:51:02Hand Angie over now.

00:51:03You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.

00:51:09Dude, I had cake for lunch.

00:51:11Dude, take off your shirt.

00:51:12Fine.

00:51:14Together, we can't lose.

00:51:16It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.

00:51:33That does give me an idea.

00:51:34What are you into, huh?

00:51:38Big man like you.

00:51:40Strong hands, thick fingers.

00:51:43But you know just how to get a girl alive.

00:51:46I didn't say you could speak.

00:51:47Oh, come on.

00:51:49Don't be a prude.

00:51:50What do you like to do in bed?

00:51:52Come on.

00:51:53You can tell Mommy.

00:51:54Why do you want to know?

00:51:55Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?

00:51:58You know what I think?

00:51:59I think you're not man enough.

00:52:04Say that again.

00:52:14Let's do this, bitch.

00:52:17Arizona strategy, agreed?

00:52:19Let's wear them down.

00:52:20Let's get it.

00:52:20Let's do this, bitch.

00:52:22Let's do this, bitch.

00:52:29This is for some new heels.

00:52:46Why don't you just give up, huh?

00:52:52Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.

00:52:54Just like my last 30 opponents.

00:52:56Why don't we make them come to us?

00:52:57Hey, shitballs!

00:53:00I escaped!

00:53:12All right, all right.

00:53:17You're not so bad either.

00:53:20Come on.

00:53:23Hey.

00:53:23I'm sober.

00:53:28Man, I don't get it.

00:53:29Does she like me or does she like you?

00:53:31Let's figure it out later, man.

00:53:33We can both use some sleep.

00:53:34Man, you have no idea.

00:53:36Tell me about it.

00:53:40Which one of you is Vic Michelson?

00:53:46Hey, Ma.

00:53:47Call the tournament rules committee.

00:53:49Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.

00:54:03You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.

00:54:07It's crazy.

00:54:08I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.

00:54:12We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.

00:54:14Looking forward to it.

00:54:16Boys!

00:54:17In my office!

00:54:18Now!

00:54:24I'm ruined.

00:54:26Everything I've worked for.

00:54:28No one's going to invest in this gym now.

00:54:30What are you talking about, Enzo?

00:54:32Your fight with Vic went viral.

00:54:34And the committee saw it.

00:54:35They're kicking you out of the tournament.

00:54:39What?

00:54:40Wait, what are you talking about?

00:54:42The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.

00:54:45They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.

00:54:49I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.

00:54:53Who knew?

00:54:54So that's it.

00:54:55We're disqualified then.

00:54:56Oh, no.

00:54:57Just one of you.

00:54:58The other one gets to continue on to the finals.

00:55:01And they said I gotta choose.

00:55:04Choose?

00:55:04Wait, wait.

00:55:05You're picking me, right?

00:55:06I ain't decided that yet.

00:55:08Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.

00:55:11I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.

00:55:13Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.

00:55:15Oh, my God.

00:55:16Get over yourself, man.

00:55:17Look, I didn't mean it like that.

00:55:19But, Jack, come on.

00:55:20If anyone deserves this...

00:55:21Play me for it, then.

00:55:22Oh, you're scared now, buddy.

00:55:23Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:55:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:55:26Oh, that's perfect.

00:55:27A fight.

00:55:28The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.

00:55:32Why not give them a show, huh?

00:55:34We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.

00:55:38I'm going to start arranging the details.

00:55:40You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.

00:55:43You can't be serious right now.

00:55:45Serious is a heart attack.

00:55:47If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I built here.

00:55:50So, for the one who comes out of the ring a winner, glad to have you.

00:55:54But, for the loser, sorry.

00:55:56You've got to leave this gym for good.

00:56:03It's the only way, Paxton.

00:56:05This is just what you wanted, isn't it?

00:56:07To ruin my life?

00:56:08You know what?

00:56:09Why wait for the fight?

00:56:10Let's settle this right here, right now.

00:56:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:56:13What is that?

00:56:13Stop!

00:56:14Angie, we need to settle this right here.

00:56:18Which one of us do you want?

00:56:20Where is this coming from?

00:56:21You know what?

00:56:21I want to know, too.

00:56:22Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.

00:56:26Is this for real?

00:56:27Are we for real?

00:56:28If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.

00:56:33And you are, too.

00:56:35This drama isn't about me, and it never was.

00:56:38The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.

00:56:42Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.

00:56:58Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.

00:57:04In one corner, a golden boy champ.

00:57:07With the God-given mandate of heaven, inches away from the title,

00:57:13he was born to claim, versus trash-born rookie underdog,

00:57:17whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.

00:57:21This is one for the history books.

00:57:24Man, you're going to want to watch this.

00:57:26You are going to watch this live.

00:57:32You know, there was this homeless orphan kid

00:57:35that I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.

00:57:39He always wanted to hang out with me.

00:57:41For some reason, it really got under my skin.

00:57:45He wasn't afraid of me.

00:57:46He had nothing to lose.

00:57:48I don't remember it, huh?

00:57:49Look, man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.

00:57:59We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood,

00:58:02make things real dramatic.

00:58:04And in the second half,

00:58:06you throw the match.

00:58:07What?

00:58:08I need you to throw it, man.

00:58:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.

00:58:13I mean, all my parents' investments,

00:58:14all my best years, it'd be for nothing.

00:58:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man.

00:58:18Come on, help me out here.

00:58:19No, no, I'm not going to do that.

00:58:21I'm not throwing the fight.

00:58:22Dude, you don't even want this.

00:58:24You haven't worked half as hard for a...

00:58:26Yet I'm better.

00:58:27I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.

00:58:29You want to beat me in a fight?

00:58:31Fine.

00:58:32We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.

00:58:35But today is do or die.

00:58:37There are people watching out there, man.

00:58:39Today means something.

00:58:39You don't understand, man.

00:58:41That's exactly why I need to do it.

00:58:43To prove that I can.

00:58:45Wow.

00:58:46After everything we've been through,

00:58:48you still fucking hate me, don't you?

00:58:53Why?

00:58:53Before I hated you,

00:58:54all I ever wanted was to be your friend.

00:58:57You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.

00:58:59And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.

00:59:05I'm going to beat you.

00:59:06Boys, what are you still doing back here?

00:59:08That fight's about to start.

00:59:17Maybe you do deserve to be alone.

00:59:29I'm going to fucking kill him!

00:59:38I want a clean fight.

00:59:39Why don't you tell that to Paxton?

00:59:41He's the one prone to cheap shots.

00:59:42Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?

00:59:44Ain't that what you told Angie?

00:59:45All right, all right.

00:59:49And...

00:59:50Fight!

00:59:50Wow.

00:59:59That's a lot of yours.

01:00:01I thought you weren't going to come.

01:00:02Couldn't bring myself to miss it.

01:00:06Oh, no, no!

01:00:07Oh, no!

01:00:15You better give up now!

01:00:17It's all going to get worse from here!

01:00:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:00:21Move! Move! Move!

01:00:22Why?

01:00:22Move!

01:00:23You!

01:00:23Get up!

01:00:25Hey!

01:00:26I told you two I want a clean fight!

01:00:32Hey!

01:00:33I'm watching you two!

01:00:35I'm okay.

01:00:36I'm okay.

01:00:37I'm okay.

01:00:42He's never going to give up, is he?

01:00:45He needs this too damn badly.

01:00:47He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.

01:00:50He just wants to be seen.

01:00:53Do I need to win that badly?

01:00:56Here, take this whistle.

01:01:00I need you to keep an eye on the fight.

01:01:02What are you doing?

01:01:03Leaving?

01:01:03Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.

01:01:09So?

01:01:09So I'm going to call Paxson's old man.

01:01:11I'm going to find out who's taking my money!

01:01:14Stay here and announce the fight.

01:01:19Jack and Paxson seem like they are off to a rough start.

01:01:23Paxson seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.

01:01:29These fucking guys, huh?

01:01:31I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.

01:01:35It don't matter, Mom, okay?

01:01:36All the money comes to the family.

01:01:38You know what they say?

01:01:39The house always wins.

01:01:42I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.

01:01:46Enzo!

01:01:48Enzo?

01:01:49What are you doing in our house?

01:01:51I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.

01:01:54If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!

01:01:57Oh!

01:01:58Oh!

01:01:59Oh!

01:02:00Oh!

01:02:01Oh!

01:02:02Oh!

01:02:03Oh!

01:02:04Oh!

01:02:05Oh!

01:02:06Oh!

01:02:07Oh!

01:02:08Oh!

01:02:09Oh!

01:02:10Oh!

01:02:11Oh!

01:02:13Why isn't he blocking?

01:02:14It's like he's giving up.

01:02:21Something just happened!

01:02:22Paxton is down!

01:02:23He seems injured!

01:02:34What the hell, Paxton?

01:02:36Why don't you block me?

01:02:38I'm throwing, stupid!

01:02:39You need this more than I do.

01:02:41Will you get up, you asshole? You can't even let me have my win for real.

01:02:44Dude, this is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore, all right? It's cool.

01:02:48Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.

01:02:56Ow! Ow! Ah! My ankle! Oh! I'm done! My ankle!

01:03:00What are you doing? Get up! I can beat your ass some other day.

01:03:04I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.

01:03:07What? Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm done!

01:03:11I lost. Oh, my stomach! Oh! No! Jack's the winner!

01:03:16No! I lost! You win! Taxi won!

01:03:20No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.

01:03:25It's a draw!

01:03:26That was amazing! What the hell was that?

01:03:43I don't even know. I guess we... Who cares?

01:03:47Good news! The gym is rich again.

01:03:55Vic's plans, they agreed to invest. You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.

01:04:01Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.

01:04:05What are you?

01:04:05It's money!

01:04:07It's money!

01:04:08Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us? You said you can't sponsor us anymore.

01:04:15Not as individual fighters. But you made us so much money! I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?

01:04:24A team?

01:04:26Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.

01:04:31What's seven more continents, right? So long as this hope agrees.

01:04:35We say, Jackie boy.

01:04:36Great form, Becca.

01:04:49Thanks, Angie. I had a great teacher.

01:04:51Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week. I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.