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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing

00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better

00:00:16My parents are still alive

00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell

00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him

00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot

00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock

00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov

00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title

00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves

00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-

00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance

00:01:32Good fucking luck

00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down

00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present

00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on

00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?

00:02:07Open up boys

00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday

00:02:18Eat up

00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?

00:02:21No, you won't

00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy

00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?

00:02:28Hmm?

00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?

00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid

00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?

00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you

00:02:44What the hell, Vic?

00:02:46Hmm

00:02:49What the hell, Vic?

00:02:50Hey, hey, hey, you know we was just having some fun, isn't that right?

00:02:53Hey, hey, oh wow, I mean are you ready for a date, or what? Come on, big

00:02:56Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now

00:03:00It's not life, he's the help

00:03:02I swear to god

00:03:03Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me

00:03:07so everyone here can see your teeny weeny

00:03:10That's funny

00:03:12That's funny, that's funny

00:03:13Excuse me

00:03:14I'm sorry

00:03:23What a jerk

00:03:30What the hell Angie

00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help

00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles

00:03:37After all these years

00:03:38You're still just a big dumb idiot

00:03:40Angie

00:03:41Get your shit together Jack

00:03:46You don't have any real friends

00:03:48They think you're all weak

00:03:50Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock

00:03:53On tonight's win

00:03:54I'm going to show them all

00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock

00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is

00:04:06You really shouldn't do that

00:04:07And

00:04:10Told you

00:04:11Here's Paxton now

00:04:16Fresh off from his championship win

00:04:18Paxton Whitlock

00:04:19I've been waiting for this moment my whole life

00:04:22Listen

00:04:25I'm just looking for Enzo

00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor

00:04:29In the North American tournament

00:04:30Good to meet you though

00:04:31You need a new mop

00:04:37You don't know who I am

00:04:39Am I supposed to?

00:04:41You're a janitor

00:04:42I can't believe it

00:04:44I mean he bullied me for years

00:04:45He forgot me

00:04:46Good

00:04:46F**k the f**k the f**k luck

00:04:48Damn

00:04:49I should interview more often

00:04:50Camera

00:04:51He makes my job pop

00:04:52He hasn't changed at all

00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself

00:04:56Oh my god

00:04:58Paxton

00:04:59Angie

00:05:00How are you doing?

00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?

00:05:03How have you been?

00:05:04I haven't seen you since college

00:05:05Broke some records

00:05:06Broke some hearts

00:05:07You know how it is

00:05:08God you look amazing

00:05:10Thank you

00:05:11By the way

00:05:12Have you seen your dad?

00:05:16Hi gym bunnies and gym rats

00:05:18Listen up

00:05:19Paxton here is a champion

00:05:21Of six out of seven continental tournaments

00:05:23Our gym

00:05:24Is going to be his home

00:05:25While he's touring North America

00:05:27As a welcome

00:05:28We're going to have ourselves

00:05:30A little competition

00:05:31Any of you runts

00:05:33Can beat this man in the ring

00:05:34I will sponsor you myself

00:05:36In the North American underground fighting tournament

00:05:38This could be my opportunity

00:05:43To show with Paxton

00:05:44Once and for all

00:05:44Let's get it on

00:05:45Come on

00:05:46You're next

00:06:05He's challenging me

00:06:07Does he remember who I am?

00:06:10Looks like you're up, Todd

00:06:11Paxton

00:06:13Hey

00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me

00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination deathmatch

00:06:18Winner

00:06:19Gets Enzo's sponsorship

00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good

00:06:22What?

00:06:25What's so funny?

00:06:30You're a twig, man

00:06:31I'd destroy you

00:06:32Why don't you make yourself useful

00:06:34And collage my gym shorts

00:06:35See

00:06:36I left them in the locker room

00:06:37On the floor

00:06:38Because

00:06:38I know it's real ID

00:06:40All right, all right

00:06:44Come on

00:06:44Jack, cut it out

00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful

00:06:48World class fighter

00:06:49And the heir to the famous

00:06:50Whitlock fortune

00:06:51You apologize right now

00:06:53Or you're fired, boy

00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait

00:06:56Did you say

00:06:57Jack?

00:06:58So he finally remembered who I am

00:07:00Eh, doesn't ring a bell

00:07:04You're dead

00:07:06Oh yeah

00:07:07And, uh, how do you plan on killing me

00:07:10You scrawny nobody

00:07:11You want me?

00:07:28Come and get me

00:07:29Careful there

00:07:37You might tire yourself out

00:07:38Shut up

00:07:39I thought you hit harder than that

00:07:45Oh, you asked for it

00:07:48You're in a cake

00:07:48Vic

00:07:57You're a rat turning me down, Ange

00:08:04Vic Michelson

00:08:06Always gets what he wants

00:08:08What do you say, Ange?

00:08:12Are you going to make it honest, man?

00:08:16What are you doing?

00:08:17Go out there!

00:08:18I can't believe Paxton Whitlock

00:08:25Might lose to this loser

00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk

00:08:30Help!

00:08:32I mean a text!

00:08:33Ange?

00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange

00:08:39What happened?

00:08:41Who did this to you?

00:08:42It's those fucking rat rooms

00:08:44What are you doing laying around?

00:08:48Go after them

00:08:49What happened?

00:08:53It was Vic

00:08:54He's a monster

00:08:55Vic?

00:08:57My chief investor?

00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?

00:09:04Vic's men

00:09:04I knew he was creepy

00:09:06But I didn't know he was a criminal

00:09:07Sometimes, uh, a jerk is like an iceberg

00:09:10There's just more jerk underneath

00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that

00:09:14You want to go another round?

00:09:15I don't see why not

00:09:16I don't see why not

00:09:17I don't see why not

00:09:18I don't see why not

00:09:19Boys!

00:09:20Hey Jack

00:09:21From this day forward

00:09:23You're no longer my janitor

00:09:24What?

00:09:26Are you firing me?

00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me

00:09:30What?

00:09:31No, knucklehead

00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor

00:09:34Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?

00:09:38Jack

00:09:39Taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters

00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa

00:09:42No, you can't do that

00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored

00:09:44I won that fight

00:09:45Just settle down over there

00:09:47There's nothing in the rules says

00:09:48A gym can't sponsor two fighters

00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable

00:09:54Plus, think about it

00:09:56The rags to riches story

00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor

00:10:00Now with a shot at the title

00:10:02He's going to make us a lot of money

00:10:04What about me?

00:10:05You're both going to make us a lot of money

00:10:07And I'm going to need it

00:10:08Since we lost our chief investor

00:10:10Okay

00:10:14I'll do it

00:10:16So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass

00:10:19In the championship one day

00:10:21Try it, punk

00:10:22Boys

00:10:23I got a paper to ask

00:10:25I need someone to teach me

00:10:27How to deal with guys like Vic

00:10:28Would either of you be interested?

00:10:30I won't let you down

00:10:31That's perfect

00:10:33You're both hired

00:10:35Both of us

00:10:36We are going to be one

00:10:40Big, happy family

00:10:42She needs to learn the fundamentals

00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense

00:10:48What are you two doing?

00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time

00:10:52Teaching him

00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals

00:10:53Stop swinging your dicks around

00:10:55And talk

00:10:57Like function adults

00:10:59Okay

00:11:02I studied for years

00:11:04At the world's top institutions

00:11:05With the best teachers money can buy

00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?

00:11:08So let me teach you

00:11:10The right way

00:11:11Well reasoned

00:11:13Jack?

00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense

00:11:15Not professional fighting

00:11:16You idiot

00:11:16Hey

00:11:16Don't

00:11:17Okay

00:11:19It doesn't really make sense

00:11:22The style we're teaching her

00:11:23You know

00:11:23It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring

00:11:25Jack's right

00:11:26Oh

00:11:27So go on

00:11:29Teach me

00:11:30You're my trainers, right?

00:11:31So give me a demonstration

00:11:33All right

00:11:42I learned this when I lived on the streets

00:11:44And it's going to come in handy

00:11:45When you face a larger opponent

00:11:47As a woman

00:11:47You know

00:11:48I'm sure

00:11:48They pin your hands down

00:11:50So

00:11:51Don't make it a whole thing now

00:11:57All right, Angie

00:12:04So when we're in this position

00:12:06What you're going to want to do

00:12:07Is you're going to want to go

00:12:07What is going on here?

00:12:11What is going on here?

00:12:13We were just

00:12:14You know what?

00:12:16I don't want to know

00:12:17I need you two lovebirds

00:12:19To be errand boys today

00:12:21Here's 500 bucks

00:12:22Paxton

00:12:23Take him across town

00:12:24To the tournament HQ

00:12:26Show him how to sign up

00:12:27Right away, sir

00:12:29You snooze, you lose, my boy

00:12:33So

00:12:33I guess we'll just continue our lessons

00:12:37Some other time

00:12:38Maybe we could meet up tonight

00:12:40At 7 p.m

00:12:42At the pre-tournament investors banquet

00:12:45Kind of seems like a weird place

00:12:49To continue the training

00:12:50That's not why

00:12:52I'm asking you to come

00:12:54Is Angie really asking me out?

00:12:59Yo!

00:13:00Let's go!

00:13:03I'll be there

00:13:04Don't be late

00:13:06Look, man

00:13:09I don't like you

00:13:10And you don't like me

00:13:11We've established that, okay?

00:13:13So let's just go in there

00:13:14And make this as quick as possible

00:13:15Why?

00:13:15What's the hurry?

00:13:16You got a date or something?

00:13:19With Angie?

00:13:21Get out of town

00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous

00:13:23Jealous?

00:13:24Dude

00:13:24Been there

00:13:25Done now

00:13:26You know I'm not really into

00:13:27Reheating leftovers

00:13:28He used to date Angie?

00:13:30And besides

00:13:31We both know you'll fumble that either way

00:13:33I will not

00:13:34Whoa, whoa

00:13:36No, no, no, no

00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters

00:13:39Alright

00:13:39Where do the rookies sign up?

00:13:43What?

00:13:45It's locked

00:13:45Eventually?

00:13:50My date with Angie's at seven

00:13:51I'm gonna miss it

00:13:52And

00:13:53Pump

00:13:53Well, well, well

00:14:07Hey, Luigi

00:14:08Look at the fart blew it

00:14:09Hey, man

00:14:10I'm just here for the tournament, okay?

00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?

00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly

00:14:16You look like a little boy

00:14:17You're making fun of me?

00:14:19Duh

00:14:19You ride here on the short bus?

00:14:21We, uh, improve his luck a little bit

00:14:25Oh, what the fuck?

00:14:31That's it!

00:14:31Oh

00:14:32Looks like he actually can bench press a fly

00:14:38I don't need a tournament

00:14:39I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces

00:14:42How you gonna register without any money?

00:14:44Yo, your back pocket

00:14:46Huh?

00:14:46Yeah

00:14:46Oh, shit

00:14:50Wait!

00:14:57Wait!

00:14:58Wait!

00:14:58I need to find that kid faster

00:15:07I'm gonna miss my date with Angie

00:15:09Enzo

00:15:12Maybe I can just ask him for the money

00:15:14He'll understand, right?

00:15:16You're fired!

00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!

00:15:21That's a bad idea

00:15:22Angie

00:15:24Maybe you saw the money

00:15:26What kind of man asks a woman for help?

00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you

00:15:34Yo!

00:15:36You looking for me?

00:15:39Ugh

00:15:43Oh, Jesus, man

00:15:49What the fuck?

00:15:50That's a strong reaction

00:15:51I've been looking for you

00:15:52What's wrong?

00:15:54I might have lost my money

00:15:55Oh, you what?

00:15:58Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you

00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?

00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking

00:16:02Wow, what an all-over twist, right?

00:16:05Alright, I'll take pity on you

00:16:06How much you need?

00:16:07I don't need your money, man

00:16:08I'm gonna find the kid

00:16:09I don't need a freaking handout from you

00:16:11Alright

00:16:12Whatever you say, dog

00:16:14Think, Jack

00:16:16Think

00:16:17That kid

00:16:17Kind of reminds me of myself at his age

00:16:20There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble

00:16:24He really is just like me

00:16:34Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company

00:16:38They said we can find the kid at

00:16:40Oh

00:16:41Nice job

00:16:44Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:47Let's beat that job

00:16:48Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:51Let's beat that job

00:16:52Wait

00:16:52We can't

00:16:53He's just a kid

00:16:54We can't beat him up

00:16:54He's a thief

00:16:55He's a thief

00:16:55He's a woman

00:16:58Just like I was

00:17:01He's probably an orphan too, homeless

00:17:04He needs the money more than I do

00:17:08Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?

00:17:17Let him keep it

00:17:19Honestly, yeah

00:17:20He reminds me of someone

00:17:22I've left that part of me way behind

00:17:26Has Paxton changed?

00:17:34Besides, man

00:17:35Beating up homeless kids was so

00:17:37Ten years ago for me

00:17:38Got better shit to do now

00:17:40Much better shit to do

00:17:41Than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits

00:17:43Right

00:17:44Well

00:17:44I'm about to dip

00:17:46By the way

00:17:49Don't you have that date?

00:17:52Shit

00:17:54I still need to register

00:17:55No, no, no, no, no

00:17:58Wait

00:17:58Please

00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament

00:18:01Here

00:18:02I know it's not enough money

00:18:03Look, baby, save it

00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season

00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break

00:18:08I was waiting outside

00:18:09You can't close now

00:18:10It's out of my hands

00:18:11I sold the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there

00:18:14Shit

00:18:18Not those guys again

00:18:19Hey

00:18:20Wait up

00:18:22Look who it is

00:18:25Shake covered stick man

00:18:27So what do you want?

00:18:30A challenge

00:18:30If you both lose

00:18:32I take one of your vouchers

00:18:33What if you lose?

00:18:36Huh?

00:18:36What could you even offer?

00:18:38Why don't you come find me?

00:18:39Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind

00:18:52Give me that shit

00:18:52Get out of here

00:18:53Finally

00:18:56Finally

00:19:00Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxson Whitlock

00:19:04Hello? Angie?

00:19:10Where are you, Jack?

00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help

00:19:14I'm coming

00:19:18Stay right there

00:19:19Angie!

00:19:31There you are

00:19:32I'm sorry

00:19:33You left me waiting

00:19:35You look beautiful

00:19:38I got caught up at the tournament signups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but

00:19:44Where the hell is Vic?

00:19:46It's alright now

00:19:47Did he touch you?

00:19:48He got scared off

00:19:49Did he hurt you?

00:19:50It's fine

00:19:52He got scared off

00:19:53Bye

00:19:54You sure you want me to wear this?

00:19:56I mean red is so not my color

00:20:01Oh hey, you got the voucher?

00:20:04What is he doing here?

00:20:06I thought this was our date Angie

00:20:09Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?

00:20:12Ha

00:20:15I'm so sorry Jack

00:20:16It's just that with it being the investors banquet

00:20:18I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight

00:20:21And so when you were late I called Paxton

00:20:23Look, no need to explain Angie

00:20:25It's alright

00:20:26It's clear of the two of us, I'm just

00:20:28I'm the more reliable

00:20:31It's fine, right?

00:20:32Everything is fine

00:20:34Double the date

00:20:35It's double the protection, right?

00:20:39And double the fun

00:20:40So

00:20:42What do you say?

00:20:44Yeah

00:20:45Fine

00:20:46As you wish

00:20:48Alright

00:20:49Go on

00:20:53Here

00:20:55Use the shed to change

00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?

00:20:58Yes ma'am

00:21:03You are such a kiss ass

00:21:05I think she likes it

00:21:07No

00:21:08She likes me, man

00:21:16Briefs?

00:21:17What?

00:21:18What's wrong with the briefs?

00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supported

00:21:22What do you wear?

00:21:23Baggy boxers?

00:21:24He does wear baggy box

00:21:25You know man, you knew this was me and Angie's date and yet you still showed up

00:21:37Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy

00:21:41Look dude, if you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance right now

00:21:47Right now

00:21:48Right now?

00:21:49She'd never dance with you

00:21:51You think so?

00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college

00:21:55If you forgot

00:21:56We used to love dancing real

00:22:02Dirty

00:22:04Dirty dancing

00:22:06Hey!

00:22:07Give me back my pants!

00:22:08Hey!

00:22:09Give me back my

00:22:12Pants

00:22:15Pants

00:22:20Shit!

00:22:21What should I do now?

00:22:22What are you wearing?

00:22:40I can explain

00:22:41Wow!

00:22:42Where did you get that outfit?

00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store or?

00:22:47Well, I think it's perfect

00:22:49Thanks, Angie

00:22:51I couldn't agree more, sweetheart

00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look

00:22:55Rags to riches

00:22:56Janitor to superstar, huh?

00:22:59We're gonna make so much money tonight

00:23:04Alright, you guys stay put

00:23:06I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes

00:23:10You look beautiful, baby

00:23:11Aw, thanks, Doug

00:23:16Angie Bianchi

00:23:18No, he's about to make a move

00:23:20May I have this dance?

00:23:26Wow, um...

00:23:27Angie, before you decide anything

00:23:29Just know that Paxton is an animal

00:23:30Lies, whatever he's saying

00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?

00:23:32And I like...

00:23:35You were both my dates, right?

00:23:38And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you

00:23:40I love you

00:24:02No!

00:24:03Fuck!

00:24:11Everybody move your bodies

00:24:14Hold me close

00:24:16Enjoy the party

00:24:18Jack, come on

00:24:20No!

00:24:21What are you doing, man?

00:24:22Come on, let's go

00:24:26What was that?

00:24:27I was just feeling the moment

00:24:29Really?

00:24:30That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me

00:24:32What?

00:24:33Angie, I've cared for you, you know that

00:24:36Hey, what's wrong?

00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack

00:24:40There was a full suit in the bag I gave him

00:24:43Where's the pants, huh?

00:24:46Angie, yeah

00:24:47I miss him

00:24:57What are you doing, pretty lady?

00:24:59Mind if I take a turn in the dance floor

00:25:00Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?

00:25:03Why?

00:25:05Alright, Jack

00:25:06This is Cynthia

00:25:07She's the president of the tournament rules committee

00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about

00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?

00:25:15Come on, Jack, introduce yourself

00:25:17Hi, it's good to have you here

00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper

00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches

00:25:27meant toilet paper

00:25:29Now hold on, Jack's a great fighter

00:25:30He might even take on Paxton one day

00:25:32Paxton one day

00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?

00:25:38That would be a brand image disaster

00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament

00:25:45The public life is for the rich

00:25:52Hey!

00:25:53You think you could be our friend?

00:25:55You don't belong with us

00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter

00:26:00He's a good kid

00:26:04Hey, man

00:26:05Cut this off, man

00:26:13Maybe they're alright about me

00:26:15I don't belong here

00:26:18I don't belong anywhere

00:26:25He's grabbed the fucking girl

00:26:26Come on!

00:26:27Help!

00:26:28Help!

00:26:29Somebody help me!

00:26:30Help!

00:26:31Angie?

00:26:37Jackie, my boy

00:26:38How you doing, kid?

00:26:40I hope you already ate

00:26:41since I...

00:26:43I ran out of dog food

00:26:47What's so funny?

00:26:49Oh, Paxton

00:26:50Enzo here was just telling you

00:26:51the most hilarious little joke

00:26:53He says that little stranger

00:26:55that he's been carting around

00:26:56has what it takes to beat you

00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that

00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him

00:27:02He's got more drive and follow-through

00:27:03in his right hook

00:27:04than you'll ever have

00:27:05in your entire miserable life

00:27:07Excellent!

00:27:09I never!

00:27:10If he wants to fight me

00:27:11I say let him fight me

00:27:13I'm the best in the world

00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not

00:27:17So believe me when I say that

00:27:18that kid

00:27:20there is no one else like him

00:27:24What do you want with Angie?

00:27:26Is it obvious?

00:27:28I'm gonna take her to City Hall

00:27:29and I'm gonna marry her

00:27:32Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

00:27:34Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep!

00:27:36You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?

00:27:40I'm up the floor with two guys earlier

00:27:42What's doing that, Vic?

00:27:44Three?

00:27:45Yeah, three more times, huh?

00:27:48This guy's funny

00:27:49Be sure to write that in your obituary

00:27:51Get this motherfucker now!

00:27:54Let's go!

00:27:59Alright

00:28:00What's two more times?

00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?

00:28:06Cynthia could've been our windfall investor

00:28:08Why'd you piss her off?

00:28:10Me?

00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter

00:28:13to watch in next week's tournament

00:28:14You should be thanking me

00:28:15You should be thanking me

00:28:16Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?

00:28:20Okay, okay

00:28:21Wow!

00:28:22Enough, enough

00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?

00:28:25Angie, you alright in there?

00:28:34It's a little cramped

00:28:35But I'm doing fine

00:28:37What a great performance

00:28:40But let's get real

00:28:42You're alone

00:28:44And you ain't invincible

00:28:45We'll see you later

00:28:48We'll see you later

00:28:56Where's Angie?

00:28:57She's in the trunk, man

00:28:58I got this

00:28:59Hey, shut up

00:29:00I need you on my six

00:29:12Angie!

00:29:13Hey, boys

00:29:15Care to give me a hand?

00:29:21I think a thank you is in order

00:29:24If you two had actually protected me

00:29:26Like I hired you two instead of pickering all night

00:29:29We could've avoided this a little less

00:29:31But yeah, thanks

00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping

00:29:37Wake the fuck up!

00:29:43It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes

00:29:49Until next time

00:29:54Is this your beer?

00:29:57Look, she's right, you know

00:30:11Angie's off limits for the both of us

00:30:13Until the tournament is over

00:30:14No, man

00:30:15But what about all the-

00:30:16We've got a tournament to fight

00:30:17All right

00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge

00:30:22Trust me, we've got enough to deal with

00:30:23Without being at each other's throats

00:30:26What do you say?

00:30:27Deal?

00:30:29Truce

00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day

00:30:34We'll get our fight

00:30:36In time

00:30:38Okay

00:30:39Okay

00:30:40I got money to spend

00:30:41Janitor

00:30:42That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash

00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!

00:30:50All right, you ready?

00:30:51Mm-hmm

00:30:52Okay

00:30:53Is that too hard?

00:30:54No, I'm fine

00:30:56What?

00:30:57Not some fragile princess

00:30:59I got stamina

00:31:02Wait...

00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?

00:31:04Oh God

00:31:07Am I flirting back?

00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us

00:31:11Until the tournament is over

00:31:13We're good

00:31:14Where are you going?

00:31:15I need to take a shower

00:31:20Bye!

00:31:27Well

00:31:29That didn't work

00:31:32It's safe

00:31:34That's great

00:31:40What's going on?

00:31:41The tournament announced the first round of fights

00:31:44Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?

00:31:47I hope it's him

00:31:49Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round

00:31:53And the unlucky best it is

00:31:59What?

00:32:01What's wrong?

00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon

00:32:05Dude

00:32:06You're fighting Andre Giganti

00:32:08Wait, wait, wait

00:32:09Who's Andre?

00:32:11Pack it up, Andre

00:32:13Looks like you're a free man once again

00:32:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti

00:32:21Don't come out alive

00:32:22Come off of it, man

00:32:24You're just trying to scare me

00:32:25It's gotta be a myth

00:32:30Right?

00:32:32Well, you know what I always do

00:32:33When I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me

00:32:39I go to the spa

00:32:41I've never been to one of you

00:32:45Dude

00:32:46Let me talk about it

00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?

00:32:56Where does it say that?

00:32:57You're gonna get heat stroke, dude

00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?

00:33:00Okay, well

00:33:03It's your funeral

00:33:07Finally

00:33:11Paxton

00:33:13If that's you, man, close the door

00:33:14You're letting out all the hot air

00:33:16He's so annoying

00:33:19And you are?

00:33:21Andre Giganti

00:33:22Is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:25Andre Giganti

00:33:27Is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:29No! No!

00:33:31Hey!

00:33:32I'm trapped in here!

00:33:33Angie! Paxton!

00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea

00:33:41Oh, thanks

00:33:42You know, I...

00:33:44I think Jack's really enjoying himself

00:33:46Who knows with that guy

00:33:48Where is he, by the way?

00:33:49He's Zach

00:33:52Help!

00:33:53He's sweating out in the sauna

00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed

00:33:57When he's in there

00:33:58What a weirdo, right?

00:34:00I hate to admit Paxton is right

00:34:06Why can't they hear me?

00:34:08Are they flirting?

00:34:11Oh, I think

00:34:13I'm gonna die

00:34:19And

00:34:20I tried to tell him

00:34:21A lot of guys prefer to go nude

00:34:23What's this?

00:34:24Angie!

00:34:29Jack!

00:34:30Jack!

00:34:31What the hell happened?

00:34:32Hey!

00:34:33Alright, man?

00:34:34Let's go

00:34:38So Andre tried to kill Jack

00:34:41That's what he says

00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...

00:34:45I believe him

00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...

00:34:50Accidents...

00:34:52In the ring and elsewhere

00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously

00:34:57And I know you didn't pay Andre

00:34:59Doesn't matter who hired him

00:35:01I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring

00:35:03Jack, let me handle this

00:35:05Alright, if Andre really is an assassin

00:35:07We can use my parents' resources together

00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags

00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?

00:35:15Whatever, man

00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?

00:35:23What if it isn't...

00:35:25Tournament...

00:35:26Competition

00:35:28What are you getting at?

00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack

00:35:41Gotcha, bitch

00:36:02You're being an idiot again, Jack

00:36:03A big dumb idiot

00:36:10I've gotta handle this myself

00:36:13You know, it's my first fight in the tournament and I've got a lot to prove

00:36:17What will it prove if you're dead?

00:36:23Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over

00:36:28I gotta take a shower

00:36:30Stop!

00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?

00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me

00:36:39What if I lost you?

00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie

00:36:42No one can do everything themselves

00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me

00:36:47The least you could do is talk to me

00:36:49Hey Jack!

00:36:51You ready to go?

00:36:52Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed

00:37:01Can I ask you a question?

00:37:03What's with the whole third person shtick? Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?

00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for

00:37:13Yeah, whatever

00:37:14A gift

00:37:21Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist

00:37:27One punch to the chest

00:37:29And the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing

00:37:32Permanently

00:37:44If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock

00:37:58Ladies and gentlemen here in the broad

00:38:01We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits

00:38:05You've all heard the rumors

00:38:09They do him no injustice

00:38:11Introducing, in this corner

00:38:13The reigning Reaper of the Ring

00:38:16Andre Gigante

00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen

00:38:20A slight change of plans

00:38:22Turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening

00:38:25No, no, what are you doing dude? Stop!

00:38:27Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong

00:38:30Fuck

00:38:33Fuck

00:38:34Oof!

00:38:35Caught you red-handed

00:38:36Or should I say

00:38:38Heavy-handed

00:38:54You alright?

00:38:55I don't care that he cheated, I just

00:38:58I wanted to win

00:39:00I needed to win Angie

00:39:01Jack

00:39:03It's okay that you got help

00:39:04I had help

00:39:06Knowing you were out there watching me

00:39:10That sounded a lot less rumpy in my head

00:39:12Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower

00:39:13I can help with him

00:39:14Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower

00:39:15I can help with him

00:39:16I can help with him

00:39:17Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower

00:39:20I can help with him

00:39:26Hey Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?

00:39:30I can help with him.

00:39:41Hey Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?

00:39:45It's fucking priceless, man.

00:39:47I know Andre got disqualified, but there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...

00:39:55Jack?

00:40:00All right, Andre. Show me what you got. Come on.

00:40:24That was great. Really, just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.

00:40:29Come on, I'll talk.

00:40:30That's uncalled for, man.

00:40:31You wanted to teach her street fighting, right, yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.

00:40:36I wonder why. Why don't you try that on me?

00:40:42All right, let's go.

00:40:43Here we go. Come on, man.

00:40:47Are you serious?

00:40:49Hey, hey, I'm okay.

00:40:50I'm okay.

00:40:51Sorry, did I take it too far? Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint. I'm not mistaken.

00:40:58I wanna try again.

00:40:59No, it's all right. It's... relax.

00:41:03Boys! In my office!

00:41:05Call came in this morning. Your next match, Arizona.

00:41:17Wait, what are you saying?

00:41:18You two are gonna road trip together. Just the two of you.

00:41:22Let me get this straight. This dullard attacks me earlier.

00:41:25And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?

00:41:30How can this day get any better?

00:41:33Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?

00:41:37Ugh, this is comfy.

00:41:44Hey, I was using them.

00:41:46Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their Smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.

00:41:51They're called fashion briefs. You classless dullard.

00:41:55Stop calling me a duck.

00:41:57What?

00:41:59Just go to bed, man.

00:42:07Okay, look. Clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.

00:42:11So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I got a match in the morning, and I wanna get some sleep.

00:42:17I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.

00:42:20Wait, what? That's why you're mad?

00:42:23We made a pact, man. No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.

00:42:27You hurt Angie to get back at me.

00:42:32You ungrateful snake! You only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.

00:42:46I've loved Angie since we were kids! You wouldn't know anything about that!

00:42:52Oh, God!

00:42:54I wouldn't know what love is.

00:42:57Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.

00:42:59I'm gonna kill you!

00:43:05I hate you!

00:43:07Police! Open up!

00:43:10Police! Open up!

00:43:12Hey, Officer. You two alright in there?

00:43:15Yeah, we're both great. Doing good.

00:43:17Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.

00:43:22Yeah, we're both straight guys, so nothing's going on here.

00:43:26He did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon officer.

00:43:30What?

00:43:31What?

00:43:32I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.

00:43:34No, that's not...

00:43:36True.

00:43:38This bed, it's so uncomfortable.

00:43:40Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.

00:43:43Would you shut up, crazy guy?

00:43:45Your mind goblins aren't real!

00:43:47My damn.

00:43:49Some of us have places to be in the morning!

00:43:51Shut up, you're scared.

00:43:53You're scared.

00:43:55You're scared.

00:43:56You're scared.

00:43:57You're scared.

00:43:58You're scared.

00:44:00You're scared.

00:44:02You're scared.

00:44:04You're scared.

00:44:06You're scared.

00:44:08You're scared.

00:44:10Yeah.

00:44:15Finally.

00:44:17Some peace and quiet.

00:44:21Rise and shine, Jack!

00:44:23You're free to go!

00:44:28Sleep would have been nice.

00:44:31Ooh!

00:44:34Off to a real star for young hopeful, Jack Hertz!

00:44:40Keep your head up, Jack.

00:44:51Sorry, Angie. Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.

00:44:54Angie!

00:44:55What the hell is wrong with you?

00:44:56What's wrong with me?

00:44:57I told you I cared for you and you go, fuck that idiot!

00:44:59That had nothing to do with you.

00:45:00Oh, really?

00:45:01Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?

00:45:02Jack is not just some random janitor.

00:45:03I've known him my whole life.

00:45:04We both have.

00:45:05Of course, you're just so self-centered.

00:45:06You totally forgot him.

00:45:07I just met the guy a few weeks ago.

00:45:08Jack grew up.

00:45:09I've known him my whole life.

00:45:10I've known him my whole life.

00:45:11We both have.

00:45:12And then I was just like, I'm not.

00:45:13I mean, this is like your old guy left to you.

00:45:14You got just a real old guy left to lose it and the right to win.

00:45:15Yeah.

00:45:16You're not friends.

00:45:17Yeah, I just met him.

00:45:19What the hell is your date?

00:45:20Fuck that idiot!

00:45:21That had nothing to do with you.

00:45:22Oh, really?

00:45:23Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?

00:45:25Jack is not just some random janitor.

00:45:26I've known him my whole life.

00:45:27We both have.

00:45:28Of course, you're just so self-centered.

00:45:30You totally forgot him.

00:45:32I just met the guy a few weeks ago.

00:45:34Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.

00:45:36He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.

00:45:51He just wants to be seen.

00:45:53This is amazing folks! I've never seen anything like it! I don't know if it's by some old Vendetta!

00:46:04He's promised! Supernatural force! Watered by sheer force of will!

00:46:08But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down, he just could get backed up!

00:46:12It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down!

00:46:23You can do it, Jack. You can outlast him.

00:46:32I can't believe it! Jack has won without letting us stand himself!

00:46:51Jack just... Jack just won?

00:47:04Sounds like you've finally seen us. Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?

00:47:09Yeah, yeah. What's the real reason you called?

00:47:11Oh, there's nothing. Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.

00:47:18Okay, though, I took care of it. Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.

00:47:25Wait, what do you mean?

00:47:28Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.

00:47:31Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.

00:47:39What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?

00:47:42Who said that I came alone, huh?

00:47:45Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.

00:48:02Hello? Angie?

00:48:03Angie!

00:48:04Angie!

00:48:07Angie, where are you?

00:48:08I'll check upstairs.

00:48:15Paxton! Paxton!

00:48:17What? What happened?

00:48:18Unknown.

00:48:19What does it say?

00:48:21If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.

00:48:24Just you two, alone.

00:48:28Hey, Jack, wait up!

00:48:29Don't follow me!

00:48:30Dude, you're walking into a trap.

00:48:31I don't care. Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.

00:48:34It's both our jobs.

00:48:35Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.

00:48:47Where's Angie?

00:48:48She's safe.

00:48:49We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?

00:48:51You beat all of us.

00:48:53All three of yous, you can go on your merry way.

00:48:56Enlighten me.

00:48:57What if we lose?

00:48:59I should say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.

00:49:07Get him.

00:49:12You remember me?

00:49:13Nope.

00:49:15I'll handle this.

00:49:16Why do yous have to be so difficult?

00:49:18There, two for Ichi.

00:49:21Don't really have a choice in this, do I?

00:49:23I don't care, just stay out of my freaking way.

00:49:29What's going on out there?

00:49:34Hey, no talking.

00:49:37I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating

00:49:42these guys, we'll have to stick together.

00:49:44Fine.

00:49:45But I'm still not that way yet.

00:49:47Fine.

00:50:06These guys are unstoppable.

00:50:07Believe it, creep.

00:50:14What a team.

00:50:15Now that fight?

00:50:17No beauty.

00:50:18No.

00:50:21It's too bad.

00:50:22You wanna know why?

00:50:23Cause it's gonna be your last.

00:50:24Might as well save us the effort.

00:50:26Hand Angie over now.

00:50:27You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.

00:50:33Dude, I had cake for lunch.

00:50:35Dude, take off your shirt.

00:50:36Fine.

00:50:38Together, we can't lose.

00:50:40It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.

00:50:57That does give me an idea.

00:50:59What are you into, huh?

00:51:00Huh?

00:51:02Big man like you.

00:51:04Strong hands.

00:51:05Thick fingers.

00:51:07But you know just how to get a girl away.

00:51:10I didn't say you could speak.

00:51:11Oh, come on.

00:51:13Don't be a prude.

00:51:15What do you like to do in bed?

00:51:17Come on.

00:51:18You can tell mommy.

00:51:19Why do you wanna know?

00:51:20Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?

00:51:22You know what I think?

00:51:23I think you're not man enough.

00:51:28Say that again.

00:51:39Let's do this, bitch.

00:51:40Arizona strategy, agreed?

00:51:42Let's wear them down.

00:51:43Let's get it.

00:51:44Let's do this, bitch.

00:51:45Let me go!

00:51:53This is for some new heels.

00:52:10Why don't you just give up, huh?

00:52:15Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.

00:52:18Just like my last 30 opponents.

00:52:19Why don't we make them come to us?

00:52:23Hey shitballs!

00:52:24I escaped!

00:52:35Alright, alright.

00:52:40You're not so bad either.

00:52:43Come on.

00:52:50I'm sober.

00:52:51Man, I don't get it.

00:52:52Does she like me or does she like you?

00:52:54Let's figure it out later, man.

00:52:56We can both use some sleep.

00:52:57Man, you have no idea.

00:52:59Tell me about it.

00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?

00:53:10Hey ma, call the tournament rules committee.

00:53:12Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.

00:53:15You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.

00:53:30It's crazy.

00:53:32I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.

00:53:34And we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.

00:53:36Looking forward to it.

00:53:38Boys!

00:53:40In my office.

00:53:41Now!

00:53:47I'm ruined.

00:53:49Everything I've worked for, no one's gonna invest in this gym now.

00:53:53What are you talking about, Intel?

00:53:55Your fight with Vic went viral.

00:53:57And the committee saw it.

00:53:58They're kicking you out of the tournament.

00:54:00What?

00:54:02Wait, what are you talking about?

00:54:04The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.

00:54:08They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.

00:54:12I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.

00:54:15Who knew?

00:54:17So that's it?

00:54:18We're disqualified then?

00:54:19Oh no.

00:54:20Just one of you.

00:54:22The other one gets to continue on to the finals.

00:54:24And they said I gotta choose.

00:54:26Choose?

00:54:27Wait, wait.

00:54:28You're picking me, right?

00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.

00:54:31Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.

00:54:33I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.

00:54:36Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.

00:54:38Oh my god, get over yourself, man.

00:54:40Look, I didn't mean it like that.

00:54:42But Jack, come on, if anyone deserves this thing.

00:54:44Play me for it then.

00:54:45Why are you scared now, buddy?

00:54:47Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:54:49Oh, that's perfect.

00:54:50A fight.

00:54:52The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.

00:54:55Why not give them a show, huh?

00:54:56We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.

00:55:00I'm gonna start arranging the details.

00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.

00:55:05You can't be serious right now.

00:55:07Serious is a heart attack.

00:55:09If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I've built here.

00:55:13So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.

00:55:17But for the loser, sorry, you gotta leave this gym for good.

00:55:20It's the only way, Paxton.

00:55:21This is just what you wanted, isn't it?

00:55:22To ruin my life?

00:55:23You know what?

00:55:24Why wait for the fight?

00:55:25Let's settle this right here, right now.

00:55:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:55:27What is that?

00:55:28Stop!

00:55:29Angie, we need to settle this right here.

00:55:30Which one of us do you want?

00:55:31Where is this coming from?

00:55:32You know what?

00:55:33I wanna know too.

00:55:34Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.

00:55:35Is this for real?

00:55:36Are we for real?

00:55:37If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.

00:55:40And you are too.

00:55:41This drama isn't about me and it never was.

00:55:42The two of you, you're still a big dumb idiot.

00:55:44Why wait for the fight?

00:55:45Let's settle this right here, right now.

00:55:46Let's settle this right here, right now.

00:55:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:55:48What is that?

00:55:49Stop!

00:55:50Angie, we need to settle this right here.

00:55:51If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.

00:55:54And you are too.

00:55:56This drama isn't about me and it never was.

00:56:00The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.

00:56:04Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.

00:56:08Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.

00:56:26In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.

00:56:32Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus trash-born Wookie Underdog.

00:56:39Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.

00:56:43This is one for the history books.

00:56:45Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.

00:56:47You are gonna watch this live.

00:56:54You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.

00:57:00He always wanted to hang out with me.

00:57:02For some reason, it really got under my skin.

00:57:05He wasn't afraid of me.

00:57:07He had nothing to lose.

00:57:09Probably remembered, huh?

00:57:15Look man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.

00:57:20We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.

00:57:25But in the second half, you throw the match.

00:57:29What?

00:57:30I need you to throw it, man.

00:57:32I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.

00:57:34I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years would be for nothing.

00:57:37If I get disqualified, that's it, man.

00:57:39Come on, help me out here.

00:57:40No, no.

00:57:41I'm not gonna do that.

00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.

00:57:43Dude, you don't even want this.

00:57:45You haven't worked half as hard for-

00:57:46Yet I'm better.

00:57:47I'm better and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better too.

00:57:50You wanna beat me in a fight?

00:57:52Fine.

00:57:53Fine.

00:57:54We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.

00:57:56But today is do or die.

00:57:58There are people watching out there, man.

00:58:00Today means something.

00:58:01You don't understand, man.

00:58:02That's exactly why I need to do it.

00:58:04To prove that I can.

00:58:06Wow.

00:58:07After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?

00:58:12Why?

00:58:13Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend!

00:58:17You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.

00:58:22And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.

00:58:25I'm gonna beat you.

00:58:27Boys, what are you still doing back here?

00:58:29That fight's about to start.

00:58:37Maybe you do deserve to be alone.

00:58:39I'm gonna fucking kill him!

00:58:58I want a clean fight!

00:59:00Why don't you tell that to Paxton?

00:59:01He's the one prone to cheap shots.

00:59:03Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?

00:59:04Ain't that what you told Angie?

00:59:06Alright, alright.

00:59:07And...

00:59:10Fight!

00:59:19Wow.

00:59:20That's a lot of yours.

00:59:21I thought you weren't gonna come.

00:59:23I'm gonna bring myself to miss it.

00:59:25You better give up now.

00:59:38It's only gonna get worse from here.

00:59:42Why don't you give up?

00:59:45Hey!

00:59:46I told you two I want a clean fight!

00:59:53Hey!

00:59:54I'm watching you two!

00:59:55I'm okay.

00:59:56I'm okay.

00:59:57I'm okay.

00:59:58I'm okay.

01:00:03He's never gonna give up, is he?

01:00:05He needs this too damn badly.

01:00:07He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.

01:00:10He just wants to be seen.

01:00:13Do I need to win that badly?

01:00:19Here, take this whistle.

01:00:20I need you to keep an eye on the fight.

01:00:22What are you doing?

01:00:23Leaving?

01:00:24Some assholes posting an illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.

01:00:29So?

01:00:30So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.

01:00:31I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!

01:00:35Stay here and announce the fight.

01:00:37Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.

01:00:43Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.

01:00:47But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.

01:00:50He's fucking guys, huh?

01:00:51I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.

01:00:55It don't matter, mama, okay?

01:00:56All the money comes to the family.

01:00:58You know what they say?

01:00:59The house always wins.

01:01:03I should've known you two, Chuck, or fucks we're related.

01:01:06Enzo!

01:01:08Enzo?

01:01:09What are you doing in our house?

01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.

01:01:14If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!

01:01:33Why isn't he blocking?

01:01:34It's like he's giving up.

01:01:41Something just happened!

01:01:42Paxton is down!

01:01:43He seems injured!

01:01:54What the hell, Paxton?

01:01:56Why don't you block me?

01:01:57I'm throwing, stupid!

01:01:59You need this more than I do!

01:02:01Will you get up, you asshole!

01:02:02You can't even let me have my win for real!

01:02:04Dude, this is for real, man!

01:02:05I just don't want it anymore, alright?

01:02:07It's cool!

01:02:08Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good!

01:02:12I'm done!

01:02:13I'm done!

01:02:14My ankle!

01:02:15I'm done!

01:02:16My ankle!

01:02:17What are you doing?

01:02:18Get up!

01:02:19I can beat your ass some other day!

01:02:20I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you!

01:02:21Even at losing!

01:02:22What?

01:02:23Oh, God!

01:02:24Oh, God!

01:02:25I'm done!

01:02:26I lost!

01:02:27Oh, my stomach!

01:02:28Oh, no!

01:02:29Jack's the winner!

01:02:30No!

01:02:31I lost!

01:02:32I lost!

01:02:33I'm done!

01:02:34I lost!

01:02:35I'm done!

01:02:36I lost!

01:02:37I lost!

01:02:38You win!

01:02:39Paxton won!

01:02:40I'm definitely, definitely the loser!

01:02:42It's a draw!

01:02:46It's a draw!

01:02:59That was amazing!

01:03:00What the hell was that?

01:03:02I don't even know.

01:03:04I guess we...

01:03:06Who cares?

01:03:07Good news!

01:03:10The gym is rich again!

01:03:13Vic's parents, they agreed to invest!

01:03:17You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring!

01:03:20Dad!

01:03:21Don't do that!

01:03:22Just send them to jail!

01:03:24What are you?

01:03:25It's money!

01:03:27Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?

01:03:32You said you can't sponsor us anymore.

01:03:34Not as individual fighters, but you made us so much money!

01:03:39I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?

01:03:44A team?

01:03:45Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.

01:03:50What's seven more continents, right?

01:03:52So long as this oath agrees.

01:03:54What do you say, Jackie boy?

01:03:56Great form, Becca!

01:04:08Thanks, Angie.

01:04:09I had a great teacher.

01:04:10Alright!

01:04:11That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.

01:04:15I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon!

01:04:20Hey, future wife.

01:04:25Hey!

01:04:26How's class going?

01:04:30Really great.

01:04:31Cool.

01:04:32Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.

01:04:37Let him have his fun.

01:04:39Hey, what are you all just standing around for?

01:04:42The world championship fighters tonight!

01:04:44Come on, let's go!

01:04:50Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?

01:05:02Come on!

01:05:03We still gotta win, man.

01:05:04Dude!

01:05:05Has there ever been a doubt?

01:05:07Come on.

01:05:08Speaking of doubts.

01:05:10How are you feeling about the briefs?

01:05:11Come on, hit me straight.

01:05:13Nah, I don't know, man.

01:05:14I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so...

01:05:17They protect the little guys!

01:05:18I get it.

01:05:19I get it.

01:05:20I get it.

01:05:25Man.

01:05:26I'm really glad we're friends, man.

01:05:28Me too.

01:05:29Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.

01:05:31Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!

01:05:41You ready?

01:05:42I was born already.

01:05:43Let's go!

01:05:44Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them!

01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Daxton Whitlock!

01:05:57Woo!

01:05:58Woo!

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