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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy
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00:00:01Drink trash, Trash Boy.
00:00:03You think you can hang with us?
00:00:05You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:08You're nothing.
00:00:09Just pay for these, Paxton!
00:00:11What are you gonna do about it?
00:00:12I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:14I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:19Trash Boy! Trash Boy!
00:00:22Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:25Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:40You're an idiot, Jack.
00:00:41A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:46One day I'll be stronger than you.
00:00:48One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:55That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Sources say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:19Hey, Jack, sun's up.
00:01:21Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:23Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:26Anything you like to say to-
00:01:27For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:30now's your chance.
00:01:32Hey.
00:01:33Good.
00:01:34Fucking.
00:01:35Luck.
00:01:40Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:42This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:53Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:01:54Hey, come with me for a sec.
00:01:55We got you a present.
00:01:56Really?
00:01:57Yeah, come on.
00:01:58You remember my birthday?
00:01:59Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:01Open up, boys.
00:02:02There you go, Kenny.
00:02:03Happy birthday.
00:02:04You know.
00:02:05I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:06You know that thing?
00:02:07No, you won't.
00:02:08I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:09You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:10Hmm?
00:02:11Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:12To fire me?
00:02:13No, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:14I'm waiting for your agent to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:15Will you give it up?
00:02:16She's not gonna go for something?
00:02:17Yeah.
00:02:18I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:19You know that, Vic?
00:02:20I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:21You know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't.
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:24You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:25Hm?
00:02:26Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:27To fire me?
00:02:28No, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:29I'm waiting for Aja to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:32Will you give it up?
00:02:33She's not gonna go for something?
00:02:34I'm gonna get out of my house.
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:41Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:47What the hell, Vic?
00:02:51What the hell, Vic?
00:02:53Hey, you know, we was just having some fun. Isn't that right?
00:02:57Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for our date or what?
00:02:59Come on, big.
00:03:00I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:03It's not life. He's the help.
00:03:05I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:11so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:15That's funny. That's funny.
00:03:17Excuse me.
00:03:25I'm sorry!
00:03:27What a jerk.
00:03:33Did he hurt you?
00:03:34What the hell, Angie?
00:03:35How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:37I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:39After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:43Angie...
00:03:47Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:49You don't have any real friends.
00:03:51They think you're all weak.
00:03:53We can hinge.
00:03:55Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win.
00:03:57Clutching.
00:04:01I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:03I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:05Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:09You really shouldn't do that to Doc.
00:04:11And...
00:04:13Told you.
00:04:18Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:21Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:23I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:29Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:30He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:34Good to meet you, though.
00:04:39You need a new mop?
00:04:41You don't know who I am?
00:04:43Who?
00:04:44Am I supposed to?
00:04:45You're...
00:04:46A janitor.
00:04:47I can't believe it.
00:04:48I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:49He forgot me?
00:04:50Good...
00:04:51luck.
00:04:52Damn.
00:04:53I should interview more often.
00:04:54Camera.
00:04:55He makes my job up.
00:04:56He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:58He's still obsessed with himself.
00:05:00Oh, my God!
00:05:02Paxton!
00:05:03Angie?
00:05:04Hey!
00:05:05How are you doing?
00:05:06How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:07How have you been?
00:05:08I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:09Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:10You know how it is.
00:05:12God, you look amazing.
00:05:15By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:20Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:22Listen up.
00:05:23Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:27Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:31As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:35Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:38I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight.
00:05:42You're next.
00:05:43He's challenging me?
00:05:44Does he remember who I am?
00:05:45He's challenging me.
00:05:46Does he remember who I am?
00:05:47Come on.
00:06:00Come on.
00:06:01Oh, come on.
00:06:02Come on.
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:05Do you know how the goal if you stick to the plan?
00:06:07Disruptive, yeah, get to the plan.
00:06:09You're next.
00:06:10He's challenging me? Does he remember who I am?
00:06:14Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:17Pax!
00:06:18Hey!
00:06:19Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:20I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:23Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:25The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:29What? What's so funny?
00:06:31You're a twig, man. I'd destroy you.
00:06:37Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:38And go wash my gym shorts.
00:06:40See, I left them in the locker room on the floor,
00:06:42because that's real IT.
00:06:47Alright, alright, come on!
00:06:49Jack, cut it out!
00:06:50Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter
00:06:53and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:56You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:00Did you say Jack?
00:07:02So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:06Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:10You're dead!
00:07:11Oh, yeah?
00:07:12And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:16Ooh!
00:07:17Oh, yeah.
00:07:18Oh, yeah, we're going to hit another ship.
00:07:19Oh, yeah, we got him!
00:07:21Oh, yeah, we got him!
00:07:22Oh, yeah, we got him!
00:07:32You want me? Come and get me.
00:07:34Careful there.
00:07:42You might tire yourself out.
00:07:43Shut up.
00:07:48I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:50Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:08:01Dick.
00:08:04You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:09Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:14What do you say, Ange?
00:08:16Are you going to make an answer, Ange?
00:08:21What do you do?
00:08:22Go out there!
00:08:28I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:31I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:35Help!
00:08:36I mean a text!
00:08:37Ange?
00:08:42My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:45What happened?
00:08:46Who did this to you?
00:08:47It's those fucking rat robes.
00:08:49What are you doing laying around?
00:08:53Go after them!
00:08:56What happened?
00:08:58It was Vic.
00:08:59He's a monster.
00:09:01Vic?
00:09:02My chief investor?
00:09:08Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:09Vic's men.
00:09:10I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:13Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:16There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:18Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:19You want to go another round?
00:09:20I don't see why not.
00:09:24Boys!
00:09:26Hey, Jack.
00:09:27From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Are you firing me?
00:09:34Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:36What?
00:09:37No, knucklehead.
00:09:38I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:41Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:44Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:48No, you can't do that.
00:09:49I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:50I won that fight.
00:09:51Just settle down over there.
00:09:53There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:57I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:10:00Plus, think about it.
00:10:02The rags to riches story.
00:10:04A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:08He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:10What about me?
00:10:11You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:13And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21I'll do it.
00:10:23So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:27Try it, punk.
00:10:29Boys!
00:10:29I got a favor to ask.
00:10:31I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:34Would either of you be interested?
00:10:36I won't let you down.
00:10:38That's perfect.
00:10:40You're both hired.
00:10:41Both of us.
00:10:44We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:47She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:53You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:55What are you two doing?
00:10:57Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:59She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:11:00Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:11:03And talk.
00:11:04Like function adults.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:13You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:15So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:18Well-reasoned.
00:11:19Jack?
00:11:20She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:22Hey!
00:11:23Don't.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:27It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:30You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:32Jack's right.
00:11:32So go on.
00:11:36Teach me.
00:11:37You're my trainers, right?
00:11:38So give me a demonstration.
00:11:48Alright.
00:11:49I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:51And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:53As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:57So.
00:12:02Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:10Alright, Angie.
00:12:11So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:14to go, what is going on here?
00:12:18What is going on here?
00:12:21You know what?
00:12:23I don't want to know.
00:12:25I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:28Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:29Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:33Show him how to sign up.
00:12:35Right away, sir.
00:12:38You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:40So.
00:12:42I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.
00:12:46Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:49At 7pm.
00:12:50At the pre-tournament investors bank.
00:12:55Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:57That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:13:03Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:07Yo!
00:13:08Let's go!
00:13:11I'll be there.
00:13:13Don't be late.
00:13:14Look, man.
00:13:17I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:19We've established that, okay?
00:13:20So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:23Why?
00:13:23What's the hurry?
00:13:24You got a date or something?
00:13:27With Angie?
00:13:28Get out of town.
00:13:29Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:31Jealous?
00:13:32Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:33You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:36He used to date Angie?
00:13:38And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:41I will not.
00:13:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:45That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:47All right.
00:13:47Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:51What?
00:13:52It's locked.
00:13:57Eventually?
00:13:58My date with Angie's at 7.
00:13:59I'm going to miss it.
00:14:00And...
00:14:01Pump.
00:14:01Well, well, well.
00:14:15Hey, Luigi.
00:14:16Look at the fart blew in.
00:14:18Hey, man.
00:14:19I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:20You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:22You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:24You look like a little boy.
00:14:26You're making fun of me?
00:14:27Duh.
00:14:28You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:30We, uh...
00:14:32Improved his luck a little bit.
00:14:36Oh, what the f...
00:14:38That's it!
00:14:43Whoa!
00:14:44Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:46I don't need a tournament
00:14:47to freaking rip those stupid mustaches
00:14:50off your fucking faces.
00:14:51How you going to register without any money?
00:14:52Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:54Huh?
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54Oh, shit!
00:15:05Wait!
00:15:06Wait!
00:15:14I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:16I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:20Enzo.
00:15:22Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:23He'll understand, right?
00:15:25You're fired!
00:15:26And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:30That's a bad idea.
00:15:32Angie, maybe she'll have the money.
00:15:36What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:39I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:43Yo!
00:15:45You looking for me?
00:15:46Oh, Jesus, man!
00:15:58What the fuck?
00:15:59That's a strong reaction.
00:16:00I've been looking for you.
00:16:02What's wrong?
00:16:03I might have lost my money.
00:16:05You what?
00:16:08Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:16:09It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:10I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:12Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:14Alright, I'll take pity on you.
00:16:16How much you need?
00:16:17I don't need your money, man.
00:16:18I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:19I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:21Alright.
00:16:22Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:25Think, Jack.
00:16:26Think.
00:16:27That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:31There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:34He really is just like me.
00:16:45Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:48They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:53Nice job.
00:16:55Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:57Let's beat that job.
00:17:00Well, what are you waiting for?
00:17:01Let's beat that job.
00:17:02Wait, we can't.
00:17:03He's just a kid.
00:17:04We can't beat him up.
00:17:05He's a thief.
00:17:07He's a woman.
00:17:10Just like I was.
00:17:13He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:17:17He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:20Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:23Let him keep it.
00:17:29Honestly, yeah.
00:17:31It reminds me of someone.
00:17:34I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:37Has Paxton changed?
00:17:39Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:49Got better shit to do now.
00:17:50Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:54Right.
00:17:54Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:58By the way, don't you have that date?
00:18:01Shit, I still need to register.
00:18:07No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:18:08Please.
00:18:10I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:12Here, I know it's not about money.
00:18:13Look, baby, save it.
00:18:15We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:16But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:18I was waiting outside.
00:18:19You can't close now.
00:18:20It was out of my hands.
00:18:21I sold the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:27Shit.
00:18:29Not those guys again.
00:18:31Hey!
00:18:33Wait up.
00:18:35Look who it is.
00:18:37Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:40So what do you want?
00:18:41A challenge.
00:18:42If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:46What if you lose, huh?
00:18:48What could you even offer?
00:18:50Where did she come from?
00:18:50Where?
00:18:51Grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:19:03Give me that shit.
00:19:04Get out of here.
00:19:05Finally.
00:19:06Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:20Hello?
00:19:21Angie?
00:19:22Where are you, Jack?
00:19:23Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:25I'm coming.
00:19:30Stay right there.
00:19:41Angie!
00:19:41There you are.
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:45You left me waiting.
00:19:46You look beautiful.
00:19:47I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where
00:19:57the hell is Vic?
00:19:58It's alright now.
00:19:59Did he touch you?
00:20:00He got scared off.
00:20:01Did he hurt you?
00:20:02It's fine.
00:20:04He got scared off.
00:20:05Bye.
00:20:06You sure?
00:20:07You want me to wear this?
00:20:08I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:13Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:16What is he doing here?
00:20:19I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:21Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:24Ha.
00:20:27I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:28It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:20:32Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:33And so, when you were late, I called Paxton and-
00:20:36Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:38It's alright.
00:20:39It's clear.
00:20:40Of the two of us, I'm just-
00:20:41The more reliable.
00:20:44It's fine, right?
00:20:45Everything is fine.
00:20:47Double the date is double the protection, right?
00:20:51And double the fun.
00:20:53So?
00:20:55What do you say?
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Fine.
00:20:59As you wish.
00:21:01Alright.
00:21:02Get that one.
00:21:06Here.
00:21:08Use the shed to change.
00:21:09I'll meet you in the ballroom after.
00:21:11Yes, ma'am.
00:21:16You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:18I think she likes it.
00:21:20No.
00:21:21She likes me, man.
00:21:23No.
00:21:28Briefs?
00:21:29What?
00:21:30What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:31I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:35What do you wear?
00:21:36Baggy boxers?
00:21:37He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:38You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:50Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:53Look, dude.
00:21:54If you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:22:00Right now?
00:22:01She'd never dance with you.
00:22:03You think so?
00:22:04We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:07If you forgot.
00:22:08We used to love dancing real.
00:22:14Dirty.
00:22:16Dirty dancing.
00:22:17Dirty dancing.
00:22:18Dirty dancing.
00:22:19Dirty dancing.
00:22:20Hey!
00:22:21Give me back my pants!
00:22:22Hey!
00:22:23Give me back my...
00:22:25Pants.
00:22:29Pants.
00:22:33Shit!
00:22:34What should I do now?
00:22:51What are you wearing?
00:22:52I can explain.
00:22:54Wow!
00:22:55Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:56Unclearance from the dumpster store?
00:23:00Well, I think it's perfect.
00:23:02Thanks, Angela.
00:23:04I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:06Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:08Rags to riches.
00:23:10Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:13We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:17All right.
00:23:18You guys stay put.
00:23:19I'll be right back with some investors to schmoes.
00:23:23You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:24Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:30Angie Bianchi.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32He's about to make a move.
00:23:33May I have this dance?
00:23:40Wow.
00:23:40Um.
00:23:41Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:45He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:47And I like...
00:23:47You were both my dates, right?
00:23:52And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:55Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:24:03Feels like a miracle.
00:24:07Feels like a miracle.
00:24:11Feels like a miracle.
00:24:15Feels like a miracle.
00:24:17Jack, come on.
00:24:33Danny and Mr. I got introduced you.
00:24:34What are you doing, man?
00:24:36Come on, let's go.
00:24:36What was that?
00:24:41I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:43Really?
00:24:44Because that felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:47What?
00:24:47Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:49You know that.
00:24:51What's wrong?
00:24:52I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:54There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:57Where's his pants?
00:24:58Huh?
00:24:58Angie, I'm listening.
00:25:11What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:13Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:25:15or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:17Let's go, boy.
00:25:19All right, Jack.
00:25:21This is Cynthia.
00:25:22She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:24This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:27The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:30Come on, Jack.
00:25:31Introduce yourself.
00:25:32All right.
00:25:32It's good to hear you.
00:25:34Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:38I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:43All right, now hold on.
00:25:44Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:45He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:49This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:53That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:57This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:26:00The public life is for the rich.
00:26:07Hey.
00:26:08You think you could be our friend?
00:26:10You don't belong with us.
00:26:13Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:15He's a good kid.
00:26:19Hey, man.
00:26:19Nice to get this off, man.
00:26:21Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:30I don't belong here.
00:26:33I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:40He's grabbed the fucking girl.
00:26:42Come on.
00:26:42Help!
00:26:43Help!
00:26:43Somebody help me!
00:26:44Help!
00:26:45Angie?
00:26:45Jackie, my boy!
00:26:53How you doing, kid?
00:26:55I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:27:02What's so funny?
00:27:04Oh, Paxton.
00:27:06Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:09He says that little stranger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:14Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:16But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:17He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:23Excellent.
00:27:24I never.
00:27:25If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:28I'm the best in the world.
00:27:30I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:32So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:40What do you want with Angie?
00:27:42He's an audience?
00:27:44I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry him.
00:27:48Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:52You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:56I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:58What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:00Three?
00:28:00Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:28:03This guy's funny.
00:28:05I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:07Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:09Let's go.
00:28:14Alright.
00:28:15What's two more times?
00:28:20Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:23Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:25Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:26Me.
00:28:27Hey, I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:32You should be thanking me.
00:28:33Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:36Okay, okay.
00:28:37Wow.
00:28:38Enough, enough.
00:28:39Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:41Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:51It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:54What a great performance.
00:28:56But let's get real.
00:28:58You're alone.
00:29:00And you ain't invincible.
00:29:01Where's Angie?
00:29:14She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:15I got this.
00:29:16Hey, shut up.
00:29:16I need you on my six.
00:29:17Angie!
00:29:30Hey, boys.
00:29:32Care to give me a hand?
00:29:34Sure.
00:29:35I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:41If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:46we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:48But yeah, thanks.
00:29:53I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:54Wake the fuck up!
00:29:55It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:07Until next time.
00:30:15Is this your beer?
00:30:15Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:28Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:32No, man.
00:30:33But what about all the...
00:30:34We've got a tournament to fight.
00:30:36All right?
00:30:36Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:39Trust me, we've got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:43What do you say?
00:30:44Deal?
00:30:46Truce.
00:30:47I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:51We'll get our fight.
00:30:53In time.
00:30:56Okay.
00:30:56I got money to spare.
00:30:58Janitor.
00:30:59That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:31:02It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:07All right, you ready?
00:31:08Mm-hmm.
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:11Is that too hard?
00:31:12No, I'm fine.
00:31:14What?
00:31:14I'm not some fragile princess.
00:31:17I got stamina.
00:31:19Wait.
00:31:20Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:24Oh, God.
00:31:25Am I flirting back?
00:31:27Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:31We're good.
00:31:32Where are you going?
00:31:33All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:34I need to take a shower.
00:31:35All right.
00:31:36Bye.
00:31:37Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:45Well, that didn't work.
00:31:48what's going on tournament announced the first round of fights ready to see who you're fighting
00:32:04jackie i hope it's him imagine beating paxton whitlock in the first round and the unlucky
00:32:11bastard is what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon dude you're fighting andre giganti
00:32:25wait who's andre pack it up andre looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:33most people that get in the ring with andre giganti don't come out alive
00:32:40come off of it man you're just trying to scare me it's got to be a myth
00:32:44right well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:54i go to the spa
00:32:59i've never been to one of you know
00:33:04you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that
00:33:15you're gonna get heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh
00:33:19okay well it's your funeral
00:33:23paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:34so annoying
00:33:36and you are andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:43andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:48no no
00:33:49hey i'm trapped in here
00:33:52edgy
00:33:53action
00:33:53man spa day was a good idea
00:33:59oh thanks
00:34:01you know i think jack's really enjoying himself
00:34:05who knows with that guy
00:34:06where is he by the way
00:34:08he's up
00:34:09help
00:34:12he's sweating it out in the sauna
00:34:14believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there
00:34:17what a weirdo right
00:34:18i hate to admit paxton's right
00:34:21why can't they hear me
00:34:26are they flirting
00:34:28oh i think
00:34:31i'm gonna die
00:34:34and
00:34:39i tried to tell him
00:34:41a lot of guys prefer to go to me
00:34:42angie
00:34:44what the hell happened
00:34:51hey
00:34:52all right man
00:34:53let's go
00:34:54so andre tried to kill jack
00:35:00that's what he says
00:35:01i mean
00:35:02he was delirious
00:35:04but i believe
00:35:05i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay andre to stage
00:35:09accidents
00:35:10in the ring and elsewhere
00:35:13but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously
00:35:16and i know you didn't pay andre
00:35:18it doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:20i'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:22jack
00:35:22let me handle this
00:35:24all right
00:35:24if andre really is an assassin
00:35:26we can use my parents resources to gather
00:35:28i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bags
00:35:30dude
00:35:31is your brain still lacking oxygen
00:35:33whatever man
00:35:35you said someone would need to see jack's competition
00:35:40until we kill him
00:35:40right
00:35:41what if it isn't
00:35:44tournament
00:35:45competition
00:35:47what are you getting at
00:35:48i think i know who's got it out for jack
00:35:52gotcha bitch
00:36:22being an idiot again jack
00:36:23a big dumb idiot
00:36:30i've got to handle this myself
00:36:33you know it's my first fight in the tournament and i've got a lot to prove
00:36:37what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:39angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:47i gotta take a shot
00:36:49stop
00:36:51why won't you let me get close to you
00:36:54that sauna thing really scared me
00:36:59what if i lost you
00:37:00i don't need your help angie
00:37:02no one can do everything themselves
00:37:04vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:37:07the least you could do is talk to me
00:37:09hey jack
00:37:10you ready to go
00:37:12andre gigante
00:37:20andre gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:22can i ask you a question
00:37:23what's with the whole third person shtick were you dropped in your head as a kid or something
00:37:28andre gigante
00:37:29andre gigante
00:37:30thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for
00:37:33is uncalled for
00:37:34yeah whatever
00:37:39whoo
00:37:41a gift
00:37:43lace lead with forty pounds of extra wallop in each fist
00:37:47one punch to the chest
00:37:49and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing
00:37:51permanently
00:37:53if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can be pax and whitlock
00:38:06if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can be pax and whitlock
00:38:20ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:22we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:26you've all heard the rumors
00:38:30they do him no injustice
00:38:32introducing in this corner
00:38:34the reigning reaper of the ring
00:38:37andre gigante
00:38:39ladies and gentlemen
00:38:41a slight change of plans
00:38:43turns out andre gigante will not be fighting this evening
00:38:47no no what are you doing dude stop
00:38:49andre gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:52ugh
00:38:55fuck
00:38:56oof
00:38:57gotcha red-handed
00:38:58or should i say
00:39:00heavy-handed
00:39:02you all right
00:39:17i don't care that he cheated i just
00:39:19i wanted to win
00:39:22i needed to win angie
00:39:24jack
00:39:25it's okay that you got help
00:39:27i had help
00:39:28knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:30that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head
00:39:49uh uh yeah i need to take a shower
00:39:53i can help with that
00:39:55hey jack
00:40:04you see the look on your face when i saved your ass
00:40:08it's fucking priceless man
00:40:10uh i know andre got disqualified but uh
00:40:13there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:40:16jack
00:40:18jack
00:40:19all right angie show me what you got come on
00:40:33that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:48come on i look hot
00:40:49that's what i'm called for man
00:40:50you wanted to teach your street fighting right yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves i wonder why
00:40:57why don't you try that on me
00:41:01why don't you try that on me
00:41:08all right let's go
00:41:09don't
00:41:10come on here
00:41:11are you serious
00:41:12you're okay i'm okay
00:41:13sorry did i take it too far
00:41:15because uh
00:41:16vic won't use restraint
00:41:18i'm not mistaken
00:41:20i want to try again
00:41:21i want to try again
00:41:22well it's all right
00:41:23relax
00:41:24boys
00:41:26in my office
00:41:35call came in this morning
00:41:37your next match
00:41:38arizona
00:41:39wait what are you saying
00:41:41you two are gonna road trip together
00:41:43just the two of you
00:41:44let me get this straight
00:41:45this dullard attacks me earlier
00:41:48and now
00:41:49i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:41:52how can this day get any better
00:41:56your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:59this is comfy
00:42:08hey
00:42:09i was using them
00:42:10yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a pillow of order
00:42:13they're called fashion briefs
00:42:16you classless dullard
00:42:18stop calling me a duck
00:42:19what?
00:42:22just go to bed man
00:42:30okay look
00:42:31clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt angie like that
00:42:34so why don't you just tell me what's going on
00:42:36because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning and i want to get some sleep
00:42:39i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:42wait what? that's why you're mad?
00:42:45we made a pact man
00:42:47no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:42:49you hurt angie to get back at me
00:42:51you ungrateful snake
00:42:52you only slept with her cause you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:56I've loved dancing since we were kids
00:42:58you wouldn't know anything about that
00:42:59oh god
00:43:02i wouldn't know what love is
00:43:03your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:05i'm gonna kill you
00:43:09i hate you
00:43:30police open up
00:43:34police open up
00:43:36police open up
00:43:39hey officer
00:43:41you two alright in there?
00:43:43yeah
00:43:44we're both great
00:43:45doing good
00:43:46oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of domestic situation
00:43:50ah
00:43:51yeah
00:43:52um
00:43:53yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's going on here
00:43:56he did this to me because i refuse to be a little spoon officer
00:43:59what?
00:44:00what?
00:44:01i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:44:03no
00:44:04that's not
00:44:05true
00:44:06true
00:44:15this bed
00:44:16it's so uncomfortable
00:44:17i can't believe i had to stay here all night
00:44:20would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:27my damn
00:44:30some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:33jack jack jack
00:44:34you're not scared
00:44:40finally
00:44:42some peace and quiet
00:44:46rise and shine jack
00:44:47you're free to go
00:44:48sleep would've been nice
00:44:49sleep would've been nice
00:44:59off the road start for young hopeful jack hurts
00:45:05keep your head up jack
00:45:06sorry angie
00:45:16looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:19and
00:45:32angie
00:45:33what the hell is wrong with you
00:45:34what's wrong with me
00:45:35i told you i cared for you and you go fuck that idiot
00:45:38that had nothing
00:45:39that had nothing to do with you
00:45:41oh really
00:45:44then how do you explain falling for some random janitor
00:45:47jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:49i've known him my whole life
00:45:51we both have
00:45:53of course you're just so self-centered
00:45:55you totally forgot him
00:45:57i just looked at the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:59jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:46:08he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much
00:46:11you don't even see him
00:46:16he just wants to be seen
00:46:17this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:46:27i don't know if it's by some old vendetta
00:46:29that was promised
00:46:30a supernatural force
00:46:32watered by sheer force of will
00:46:33by no matter how many times
00:46:34this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:36he just can get back up
00:46:38it's like the universe just isn't allowing him
00:46:40so stay down
00:46:47you can do it jack
00:46:57you can outlast him
00:47:15i can't believe it
00:47:16jack just
00:47:29jack just what
00:47:30sounds like you finally seen it
00:47:32now can we get back to the real reason i called
00:47:35yeah yeah what's the real reason you called
00:47:37oh there's nothing just
00:47:39big broke in here and
00:47:41attacked me in my home
00:47:46okay though i took care of it
00:47:47turns out all that self-defense training really paid off
00:47:49what what what do you mean
00:47:51oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living room floor
00:47:56can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:59what do you have to say for yourself pester
00:48:10who say that i came alone huh
00:48:12andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:48:25oh
00:48:26oh
00:48:27oh
00:48:28oh
00:48:29oh
00:48:30angie angie
00:48:31angie
00:48:32angie where are you
00:48:35i'll check upstairs
00:48:36paxton
00:48:43paxton
00:48:44paxton
00:48:45what what happened
00:48:46i know
00:48:47what does it say
00:48:48if you want angie alive
00:48:49come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town
00:48:51just you two
00:48:52alone
00:48:55hey jack wait up
00:48:57don't follow me
00:48:58dude you're walking into a trap
00:48:59i don't care
00:49:00angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her
00:49:02it's both our jobs
00:49:03y'all
00:49:05well if it ain't the soft brain maid
00:49:13and his big bossy bottom
00:49:15where's angie
00:49:16she's safe
00:49:17we're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we
00:49:20you'll be all of us
00:49:21all three of yous
00:49:22you can go on your merry way
00:49:24enlighten me
00:49:26what if we lose
00:49:27let's just say
00:49:29what happens in fight club
00:49:32dies in fight club
00:49:34get him
00:49:39you remember me
00:49:40nope
00:49:41i'll handle this
00:49:43why do you always have to be so difficult
00:49:45there
00:49:46two for each of you
00:49:49don't really have a choice in this do i
00:49:50i don't care
00:49:51just stay out of my freaking way
00:50:01what's going on out there
00:50:02hey
00:50:03hey
00:50:04no talking
00:50:07i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now
00:50:09but if we have any chance of beating these guys we'll have to stick together
00:50:12fine
00:50:13but i'm still not that way yet
00:50:14i'm not done with you yet
00:50:15i'm not done with you yet
00:50:16i'm not done with you yet
00:50:21these guys are unstoppable
00:50:22believe it creep
00:50:31wow
00:50:32what a team
00:50:33that fight
00:50:43that fight
00:50:44you're beauty
00:50:45oh
00:50:46oh
00:50:49it's too bad
00:50:50you wanna know why
00:50:51cause it's gonna be your last
00:50:53might as well save us the effort
00:50:54hand angie over now
00:50:55you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:51:01dude
00:51:02i had cake for you
00:51:03dude take off your shirt
00:51:04fine
00:51:05together
00:51:06we can't lose
00:51:07together
00:51:08we can't lose
00:51:09it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:51:26that does give me an idea
00:51:27what are you into
00:51:29huh
00:51:30big man like you
00:51:32strong hands
00:51:34thick fingers
00:51:35but you know just how to get a girl away
00:51:38i didn't say you could speak
00:51:40oh come on
00:51:41don't be a prude
00:51:43what do you like to do in bed
00:51:44come on
00:51:45you can tell mommy
00:51:47why do you wanna know
00:51:48why didn't you come over here and put me in my place
00:51:50you know what i think
00:51:52i think you're not man enough
00:51:54say that again
00:51:57say that again
00:52:08let's do this
00:52:09bitch
00:52:10Arizona strategy agreed
00:52:11let's wear them down
00:52:12let's get it
00:52:13let's do this
00:52:14bitch
00:52:15let's do this
00:52:16bitch
00:52:17this is for some new heels
00:52:34why don't you just give up huh
00:52:38Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down
00:52:43just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:44why don't we make them come to us
00:52:45hey shitballs i escaped
00:52:49ah
00:52:56ah
00:52:57ah
00:52:58ah
00:52:59ah
00:53:00ah
00:53:01ah
00:53:02ah
00:53:03ah
00:53:04ah
00:53:05thank you
00:53:06all right all right
00:53:07ah
00:53:08ah
00:53:09ah
00:53:10you're not so bad either
00:53:11hmm
00:53:12come on
00:53:13come on
00:53:20man
00:53:21I'm sober
00:53:22man i don't get it
00:53:23does she like me or does she like you
00:53:24let's figure it out later man
00:53:26we can both use some sleep
00:53:27man
00:53:28you have no idea
00:53:29tell me about it
00:53:33which one of you is Vic Michelson
00:53:35hey ma
00:53:40call the tournament rules committee
00:53:42tell them
00:53:43i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:56you know
00:53:57sometimes i
00:53:58forget you're still a janitor
00:54:00it's crazy
00:54:01i still haven't forgiven you for Arizona you know
00:54:04we're gonna set up our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:54:07looking forward to it
00:54:09boys
00:54:10in my office
00:54:11now
00:54:12i'm ruined
00:54:18everything i've worked for no one's gonna invest in this gym now
00:54:23what are you talking about Intel
00:54:24your fight with Vic went viral and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:30what
00:54:34what are you talking about
00:54:36the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:39they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:43i guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:46who knew
00:54:47who knew
00:54:48so that's it
00:54:49we're disqualified then
00:54:50oh no
00:54:51just one of you
00:54:52the other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:54:55and
00:54:56they said i gotta choose
00:54:57choose
00:54:58wait
00:54:59wait
00:55:00you're picking me right
00:55:01i ain't decided that yet
00:55:02okay
00:55:03no offense but
00:55:04i'm the reigning champ here
00:55:05i mean
00:55:06before this jack was a nobody janitor
00:55:07some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:55:09oh my god
00:55:10get over yourself man
00:55:11look i didn't mean it like that
00:55:12but jack
00:55:13come on
00:55:14if anyone deserves this
00:55:15play me for it then
00:55:16oh
00:55:17oh you're scared now buddy
00:55:18hold on
00:55:19hold on
00:55:20oh that's perfect
00:55:21a fight
00:55:22ah the rules committee
00:55:24they think you two aren't for real rivals
00:55:26why not give them a show huh
00:55:28we can even live stream it
00:55:30bringing money for the gym
00:55:31i'm gonna start arranging the details
00:55:33you two
00:55:34get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:37you can't be serious right now
00:55:39serious is a heart attack
00:55:41if you two don't fight i'm gonna lose everything i've built here
00:55:44so
00:55:45for the one who comes out of the ring the winner
00:55:47glad to have you
00:55:48but for the loser
00:55:50sorry
00:55:51you gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:57it's the only way paxton
00:55:59this is just what you wanted
00:56:00isn't it
00:56:01to ruin my life
00:56:02you know what
00:56:03why wait for the fight
00:56:04let's settle this right here right now
00:56:06whoa whoa whoa whoa what is that stop
00:56:09angie we need to settle this right here
00:56:12which one of us do you want
00:56:14where is this coming from
00:56:15you know what i wanna know too
00:56:16okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena
00:56:20is this for real
00:56:21are we for real
00:56:22if you have to ask you are still a big dumb idiot
00:56:26and you are too
00:56:29this drama isn't about me and it never was
00:56:32the two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you otherwise i don't want anything to do with either of you
00:56:39two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making in one corner a golden boy champ with a god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to come to you
00:56:46claim versus trash born working underdog whose soul dream is to steal his thunder
00:56:53this is one for the history books man you're gonna wanna watch this you are gonna watch this live
00:57:00you know there was this homeless orphan kid
00:57:07i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:14he always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:16some reason it wasn't for the title he was born to claim
00:57:18he was born to claim versus
00:57:20trash born working underdog
00:57:21whose soul dream is to steal his thunder
00:57:24this is one for the history books
00:57:26man you're gonna wanna watch this you are gonna watch this live
00:57:30you're gonna watch this live
00:57:31you're gonna watch this live
00:57:32you're gonna watch this live
00:57:33i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:34he always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:36for some reason it really got under my skin
00:57:39he wasn't afraid of me
00:57:41he had nothing to lose
00:57:43probably remembered huh
00:57:49look man
00:57:50let's go out there
00:57:51and give that crowd a real good show
00:57:53we'll exchange some blows
00:57:55spit out some blood
00:57:57make things real dramatic
00:57:59and in the second half
00:58:01you throw the match
00:58:02what?
00:58:04i need you to throw it man
00:58:06i've worked my whole life for a shot at this title
00:58:08i mean all my parents investments
00:58:09all my best years
00:58:10you'd be for nothing
00:58:11if i get disqualified
00:58:12that's it man
00:58:13come on help me out here
00:58:14no no i'm not gonna do that
00:58:16i'm not throwing the fight
00:58:17dude you don't even want this
00:58:19you haven't worked half this hard for half
00:58:20yet i'm better
00:58:21i'm better
00:58:22and i'm gonna prove today that i'm better too
00:58:24you wanna beat me in a fight?
00:58:26fine
00:58:27we'll have that fight
00:58:28some other day
00:58:29in some other arena
00:58:30but today
00:58:31is do or die
00:58:32there are people
00:58:33watching out there man
00:58:34today means something
00:58:35you don't understand man
00:58:36that's exactly why i need to do it
00:58:38to prove that i can
00:58:40wow
00:58:41after everything we've been through
00:58:43you still fucking hate me don't you?
00:58:47why?
00:58:48before i hated you
00:58:49all i ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:51you just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone
00:58:54and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:58:57and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:58:59i'm gonna beat you
00:59:01boys what are you still doing back here?
00:59:03that fight's about to start
00:59:11maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:59:13i'm gonna fucking kill him
00:59:30i want a clean fight
00:59:34why don't you tell that to paxton
00:59:36he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:37whatever it takes to survive yeah?
00:59:39ain't that what you told angie?
00:59:40alright alright
00:59:41and
00:59:42fight!
00:59:45fight!
00:59:54wow
00:59:55that's a lot of yours
00:59:56i thought you weren't gonna come
00:59:57i'm gonna bring myself to miss it
01:00:11you better give up now
01:00:12ah
01:00:13it's only gonna get worse from here
01:00:14ah
01:00:15ah
01:00:16ah
01:00:17ah
01:00:18ah
01:00:19ah
01:00:21ah
01:00:22hey
01:00:23i told you two i want a clean fight
01:00:24ah
01:00:27ah
01:00:28ah
01:00:29hey
01:00:30i'm watching you two
01:00:31i'm okay
01:00:32i'm okay
01:00:33i'm okay
01:00:34ah
01:00:35ah
01:00:36ah
01:00:37ah
01:00:38he's never gonna give up is he?
01:00:39he needs this too damn badly
01:00:41this too damn badly he only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you he just wants to be
01:00:46seen do I need to win that badly take this whistle I need you to keep an eye on the foot what are
01:00:57you doing leaving some assholes posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who
01:01:04so so I'm gonna call Paxton's old man I'm gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and
01:01:10announce the fight Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start Paxton seems very aggressive
01:01:20at the moment but anything could change as the fight has only just begun these fucking guys huh
01:01:26I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urgent or the jerk who insulted me it don't matter mom
01:01:31okay all the money comes to the family you know what they say the house always wins I should have
01:01:39known you two chuckle fucks we're relating Enzo what are you doing in our house I'm still the sponsor
01:01:48of those two fighters on screen if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
01:01:53why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up something just happened Paxton is down he seems injured
01:02:19what the hell Paxton why did you block me I'm throwing stupid you need this more than I do
01:02:37will you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real this is for real man I just
01:02:42don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it
01:02:47look good oh my ankle oh I'm done my ankle what are you doing get up I can beat your ass some
01:02:59other day I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you even at losing what oh god oh god I'm done I lost
01:03:07oh my stomach oh no Jack's the winner I lost you win I'm definitely definitely the loser
01:03:18it's a draw
01:03:22that was amazing what the hell was that I I don't I don't even know what I I guess we who cares
01:03:44good news the gym is rich again
01:03:50vick's plans they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling
01:03:57ring yeah don't do that just send them to jail
01:04:01it's money
01:04:04okay okay while you guys figure that out I mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:04:12not as individual fighters but you made us so much money I was thinking what do you think if I sponsor
01:04:20you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament what's seven more
01:04:28continents right so long as this hope agrees we say Jackie boy
01:04:32great form Becca thanks Angie had a great teacher all right that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon
01:04:39hey teacher white
01:04:47hey
01:04:49how's class going really great
01:04:58speaking of looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies let him have his fun
01:05:16hey what are you all just standing around for the world championship fighters tonight
01:05:22come on let's go
01:05:29dude can you believe we're about to be world champs
01:05:39come on
01:05:40still gotta win man
01:05:41dude
01:05:42has there ever been a doubt
01:05:43come on
01:05:44speaking of doubts
01:05:46speaking of doubts
01:05:47how you feeling about the briefs come on
01:05:49come on
01:05:50I don't know man
01:05:51I still don't like them but
01:05:53they protect the little guys so
01:05:55they protect the little guys
01:05:56I get it
01:05:57I get it
01:05:58ah
01:05:59dude
01:06:00man
01:06:03I'm really glad we're friends man
01:06:05me too
01:06:06ready yourselves for the main event folks
01:06:09live from Madison Square Garden
01:06:12this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals
01:06:18you ready?
01:06:20I was born ready
01:06:23let's go
01:06:24ladies and gentlemen
01:06:25you know them
01:06:26you love them
01:06:27give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy
01:06:31Jack Hurts and Paxton Wicklough
01:06:35woo