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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy Dramabox
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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
00:02:18Eat up
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
00:02:21No, you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:46Pigs, you know we was just having some fun. Isn't that right?
00:02:49Oh wow. I mean are you ready for a date or what? Come on, baby
00:02:52Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
00:02:54It's not life, he's the help
00:02:56I swear to God
00:02:58Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:03So everyone here can see your teeny-weenie
00:03:06That's funny, that's funny
00:03:08Excuse me
00:03:10Teeny-weeny.
00:03:12That's funny.
00:03:14Excuse me.
00:03:18I'm sorry.
00:03:29What a jerk.
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:32What the hell, Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big, dumb idiot.
00:03:40Angie.
00:03:45Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:47You don't have any real friends.
00:03:49They think you're all weak.
00:03:51You can hinge.
00:03:52Fighting Phenom, Paxson and Whitlock on tonight's win.
00:03:55Clutching.
00:03:58I'm going to show them all.
00:04:00I can beat Paxson and Whitlock.
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that, Dada.
00:04:08And told you.
00:04:15Here's Paxson now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:18Paxson and Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:31Good to meet you, though.
00:04:35You need a new mop?
00:04:38You don't know who I am?
00:04:40Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're a janitor.
00:04:43I can't believe it.
00:04:44I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:45He forgot me.
00:04:46Good luck.
00:04:48Damn.
00:04:49I should interview more often.
00:04:50Camera.
00:04:51He makes my job.
00:04:53He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:56Oh, my God.
00:04:59Paxson.
00:04:59Angie?
00:05:00Hey.
00:05:01How are you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:05Broke some records.
00:05:06Broke some hearts.
00:05:07You know how it is.
00:05:08God, you look amazing.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:18Listen up.
00:05:19Paxson here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:23Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:32Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:35I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighters.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40Come on.
00:05:41This could be my opportunity to show with Paxson once and for all.
00:05:44Let's get it on.
00:05:45Come on.
00:06:05You're next.
00:06:06He's challenging me?
00:06:08Does he remember who I am?
00:06:09Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:12Paxson!
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:18Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:22You're a twig, man.
00:06:33Why don't you make yourself useful and go wash my gym shorts.
00:06:35See?
00:06:36I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:38Because I don't know what you like to eat.
00:06:40I don't know what you like to eat.
00:06:43All right, all right.
00:06:44Come on.
00:06:45Jack, cut it out.
00:06:46Paxson is a mega successful world class fighter.
00:06:49And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56Did you say Jack?
00:06:58So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:07Oh, yeah?
00:07:08And how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:11You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me.
00:07:36Careful there.
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:38Shut up.
00:07:41I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:45Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake.
00:07:56Dick.
00:08:02You're a rat turning me down, Ange.
00:08:05Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:09What do you say, Ange?
00:08:10Are you going to make an answer, man?
00:08:14Are you?
00:08:17What are you doing?
00:08:17Go out there!
00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:31Help!
00:08:32I mean attacks!
00:08:33Angie!
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:40What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:42It was those fucking rat robes.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:50What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:56Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:14You want to go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:19Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Are you firing me?
00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead.
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:42No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:44I won that fight.
00:09:45Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:52I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:55Plus, think about it.
00:09:56The rags to riches story.
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:02He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:07And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:15I'll do it.
00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:23Boys, I got a paper to ask.
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down.
00:10:32That's perfect.
00:10:34You're both hired.
00:10:35Both of us.
00:10:36We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:45She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:53Stop swinging your dicks around and talk like functional adults.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:02I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:08So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:12Well-raisoned.
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:16Hey, don't.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20It doesn't really make sense to style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:23It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:26Oh.
00:11:28So, go on.
00:11:29Teach me.
00:11:30You're my trainers, right?
00:11:31So, give me a demonstration.
00:11:42Alright.
00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:44And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:50So.
00:11:55Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:04Alright, Angie.
00:12:04So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:07to go, what is going on here?
00:12:11What is going on here?
00:12:13We were just, you know what?
00:12:16I don't want to know.
00:12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:22Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:26Show him how to sign up.
00:12:28Right away, sir.
00:12:31You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:33So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:39Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:41At 7pm.
00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:47Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:54Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:00Yo!
00:13:01Let's go!
00:13:03I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:06Look, man.
00:13:10I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:11We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So, let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:16What's the hurry?
00:13:16You got a date or something?
00:13:19With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town.
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:28He used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:33I will not.
00:13:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:39All right.
00:13:39Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually?
00:13:50My date with Angie's at 7.
00:13:51I'm going to miss it.
00:13:53And...
00:13:53Fumble.
00:13:59Well, well, well.
00:14:07Hey, Luigi.
00:14:08Look at the fart blew in.
00:14:10Hey, man.
00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:16You look like a little boy.
00:14:18You making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh.
00:14:20You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:22We, uh...
00:14:24Improved his luck a little bit.
00:14:25Oh, what the...
00:14:30That's it!
00:14:34Whoa!
00:14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:38I don't need a tournament
00:14:39to freaking rip those stupid mustaches
00:14:41off your fucking faces.
00:14:43How are you going to register
00:14:43without any money?
00:14:44Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:49Oh, shit!
00:14:50Oh, shit!
00:14:55I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:07I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:11Enzo.
00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:15He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:21That's a bad idea.
00:15:23Angie.
00:15:24Maybe a show of the money.
00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter,
00:15:32richer,
00:15:32and better
00:15:33than you.
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You looking for me?
00:15:39Ugh!
00:15:43Ugh!
00:15:44Oh!
00:15:48Jesus, man!
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction.
00:15:51I've been looking for you.
00:15:53What's wrong?
00:15:53I might have lost my money.
00:15:56You what?
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:02Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:05All right.
00:16:05I'll take pity on you.
00:16:06How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man.
00:16:08I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:10I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:11All right?
00:16:12Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:15Think, Jack.
00:16:16Think.
00:16:17That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:24He really is just like me.
00:16:34Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:43Nice job.
00:16:46Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job.
00:16:49Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:52Wait.
00:16:52We can't.
00:16:53He's just a kid.
00:16:54We can't beat him up.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:55He doesn't want to.
00:17:00Just like I was.
00:17:02He's probably an orphan, too.
00:17:04Homeless.
00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:09Wait.
00:17:10Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:17Let him keep it.
00:17:19Honestly.
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21He reminds me of someone.
00:17:22I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:27Has Paxton changed?
00:17:34Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:39Got better shit to do now.
00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:44Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:48By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:52Shit.
00:17:54I still need to register.
00:17:57No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:58Please.
00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:01Here.
00:18:02I know it's not enough money.
00:18:03Look, baby, save it.
00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:08I was waiting outside.
00:18:09You can't close now.
00:18:10It's out of my hands.
00:18:11I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:17Shit.
00:18:18Not those guys again.
00:18:19Hey!
00:18:21Wait up.
00:18:24Look who it is.
00:18:26Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:29So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge.
00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:35What if you lose, huh?
00:18:36What could you even offer?
00:18:38Why don't you come find me?
00:18:39Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:52Give me that shit.
00:18:53Get out of here.
00:19:00Finally.
00:19:00Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxson Whitlock.
00:19:09Hello?
00:19:10Angie?
00:19:10Where are you, Jack?
00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:17I'm coming.
00:19:19Stay right there.
00:19:19I'm coming.
00:19:19I'm coming.
00:19:20Angie!
00:19:31There you are.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:34You left me waiting.
00:19:36You look beautiful.
00:19:39I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where
00:19:46the hell is Vic?
00:19:46It's all right now.
00:19:47Did he touch you?
00:19:48He got scared off.
00:19:49Did he hurt you?
00:19:50It's fine.
00:19:52He got scared off.
00:19:54Bye.
00:19:55You sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:56I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:01Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:03Thanks.
00:20:05What is he doing here?
00:20:07I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:10Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:15I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:16It's just that, with it being the investor's banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:20:20Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:21And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:24No need to explain, Angie.
00:20:26It's all right.
00:20:26It's clear.
00:20:27Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:29I'm the more reliable.
00:20:31It's fine, right?
00:20:33Everything is fine.
00:20:35Double the date.
00:20:36It's double the protection, right?
00:20:39And double the fun.
00:20:41So, what do you say?
00:20:43Yeah, fine.
00:20:47As you wish.
00:20:49All right.
00:20:50Go on.
00:20:53Here.
00:20:55Use the shed to change.
00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?
00:20:59Yes, ma'am.
00:20:59You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:06I think she likes it.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08She likes me, man.
00:21:16Briefs?
00:21:17What?
00:21:17What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:21:22What do you wear?
00:21:23Baggy boxers?
00:21:24He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:33You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:37Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:41Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:21:48Right now?
00:21:49She'd never dance with you.
00:21:51You think so?
00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.
00:21:56We used to love dancing real.
00:22:02Dirty.
00:22:04Dirty dancing.
00:22:07Hey!
00:22:08Give me back my pants!
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:10Give me back my...
00:22:13Pants.
00:22:16Pants.
00:22:20Shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:22What are you wearing?
00:22:39I can explain.
00:22:41Wow!
00:22:41Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:45Or...
00:22:45Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:48Thanks, Angie.
00:22:49I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:55Rags to riches.
00:22:57Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:00We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:04All right.
00:23:05You guys stay put.
00:23:06I'll be right back with some investors to schmoes.
00:23:10You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:11Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:15Forget about tomorrow.
00:23:17Angie Bianchi.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19He's about to make a move.
00:23:21May I have this dance?
00:23:26Wow.
00:23:27Um...
00:23:27Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:33And I like...
00:23:34You were both my dates, right?
00:23:37Well, I guess I'll just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:02Oh!
00:24:03Fuck.
00:24:07Jack, come on.
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Wait, Angie, what are you doing, man?
00:24:22Come on, come on, let's go.
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:30Really?
00:24:31That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:33What?
00:24:34Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:35You know that.
00:24:36Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:38I want you to stop bullying, Jack.
00:24:40There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.
00:24:43Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:46Angie, yeah.
00:24:47Listen.
00:24:58What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:59Mind if I take a turn in the dance floor,
00:25:01or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:03Let's walk in.
00:25:04All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:25:07She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:15Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:17Hi, it's good to...
00:25:18Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:21I didn't realize that the rags and rags-to-riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:29All right, now hold on.
00:25:30Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:31He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:33This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:39That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:41This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:46The public life is for the rich.
00:25:53Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us.
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:00He's a good kid.
00:26:04Hey, man.
00:26:05Hey, so get this off, man.
00:26:06Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:16I don't belong here.
00:26:18I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:25He's grabbed the fucking girl.
00:26:27Come on!
00:26:27Help! Help! Somebody help me!
00:26:30Help!
00:26:30Angie?
00:26:36Jackie, my boy!
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:47What's so funny?
00:26:49Oh, Paxton.
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:54He says that little ginger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:02He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:08Paxton, what?
00:27:09I never...
00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:13I'm the best in the world.
00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:25What do you want with Angie?
00:27:27He's an obvious.
00:27:28I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry him.
00:27:32Oh, look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46Three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's funny.
00:27:50I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:52Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:54Let's go.
00:27:54All right.
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:09Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10Man.
00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:15You should be thanking me.
00:28:17Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay.
00:28:21Wow.
00:28:22Enough, enough.
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:25Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:35It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:38What a great performance.
00:28:40But let's get real.
00:28:42You're alone.
00:28:44And you ain't invincible.
00:28:48We'll see you on that.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:53Oh.
00:28:53Where's Angie?
00:28:57She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:59I got this.
00:28:59Hey, shut up.
00:29:00I need you on my six.
00:29:12Angie!
00:29:13Hey, boys.
00:29:15Care to give me a hand?
00:29:17Watch out.
00:29:18I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:29we could have avoided this all last.
00:29:31But yeah, thanks.
00:29:33I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:37Wake the fuck up!
00:29:47It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:51Until next time.
00:29:51Is this your beer?
00:29:58Is this your beer?
00:30:09Look, she's right.
00:30:10Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:15No, man.
00:30:16But what about all the-
00:30:17We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:19All right?
00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:22Trust me.
00:30:22We got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:26What do you say?
00:30:27Deal?
00:30:27Truce.
00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:34We'll get our fight.
00:30:36In time.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:39I got money to spend.
00:30:41Janitor.
00:30:42That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:55No, I'm fine.
00:30:56What?
00:30:57I'm not some fragile princess.
00:30:59I got stamina.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:06Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:14We're good.
00:31:15Where are you going?
00:31:16All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
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00:31:32That's it, huh?
00:31:40What's going on?
00:31:41The tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:44Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:47I hope it's him.
00:31:49Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:52And the unlucky bastard is...
00:31:59What? What's wrong?
00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:05Dude.
00:32:06You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:08Wait, wait, wait. Who's Andre?
00:32:11Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:13Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:17Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:22Come off of it, man.
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me. It's gotta be a myth.
00:32:27Huh?
00:32:29Right?
00:32:31Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:39I go to the spa!
00:32:41I've never been to one of you.
00:32:45Dude, let me talk about it.
00:32:53You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:55Where does it say that?
00:32:56You're gonna get heat stroke, dude.
00:32:58You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:00Help.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:07Finally.
00:33:12Paxton.
00:33:13If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:14You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:16He's so annoying.
00:33:19And you are?
00:33:20Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:25Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:28No!
00:33:29No!
00:33:30Hey!
00:33:31I'm trapped in here!
00:33:32Angie!
00:33:33Paxton!
00:33:34Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:40Oh, thanks.
00:33:41You know, I think Jack is really enjoying himself.
00:33:45Who knows with that guy.
00:33:47Where is he, by the way?
00:33:48He's, uh...
00:33:51Help!
00:33:53He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:54Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:57What a weirdo, right?
00:33:59I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:34:01Why can't they hear me?
00:34:07Are they flirting?
00:34:10Oh, I think...
00:34:12I'm gonna die.
00:34:18Angie.
00:34:20I tried to tell them.
00:34:21A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:22What's this?
00:34:23Angie!
00:34:29Jack!
00:34:30Jack!
00:34:31What the hell happened?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:33All right, man?
00:34:34Let's go.
00:34:38So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:40That's what he says.
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45I believe him.
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:34:50...accidents...
00:34:51...in the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay...
00:34:57Hey, Andre.
00:34:58It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:00I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:02Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:03All right?
00:35:04If Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:10Shh.
00:35:11Dude.
00:35:12...the brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man.
00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:23What if it isn't...
00:35:25...tournament...
00:35:26...competition?
00:35:27What are you getting at?
00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:41Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:42You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:08A big dumb idiot.
00:36:10I've gotta handle this myself.
00:36:14You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:17What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:23Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:28I gotta take a shower.
00:36:29Stop!
00:36:31Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:36That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:38What if I lost you?
00:36:39I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:40No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:43Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:46The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:48Hey, Jack!
00:36:50You ready to go?
00:36:58Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:00Can I ask you a question?
00:37:01What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:02Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:13Yeah, whatever.
00:37:14I'm gonna do it.
00:37:19Whew!
00:37:20A gift.
00:37:22Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:27One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing.
00:37:31Permanently.
00:37:32If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
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00:38:43you all right i don't care that he cheated i just i wanted to win i needed to win angie
00:39:02jack it's okay that you got help i had help knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:08that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head
00:39:28uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with them
00:39:38hey jack you see the look on your face when i saved your ass it's priceless man
00:39:49i know audrey got disqualified but uh there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:39:56jack
00:40:09all right angie show me what you got come on
00:40:24that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:29come on that's uncalled for man you wanted to teach her street fighting right yet you're taking it easy
00:40:35with with kid gloves i wonder why why don't you try that on me
00:40:42all right let's go
00:40:47are you serious
00:40:48okay sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint i'm not mistaken
00:40:58i want to try again look it's all right relax
00:41:02boys in my office
00:41:13call came in this morning your next match arizona wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip
00:41:20together just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now
00:41:27i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours how can this day get any better
00:41:31your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:36oh this is comfy
00:41:38hey i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a
00:41:50pillow border they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:41:56what just go to bed man
00:42:07okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have heard angie like that so why don't you just
00:42:12tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning
00:42:15i want to get some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:20wait what that's why you're mad we made a pact man no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:42:26you heard angie to get back at me
00:42:32you ungrateful snake you only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your ass
00:42:35i've loved it since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that oh god oh i wouldn't know
00:42:55what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around i'm gonna kill you
00:43:05i hate you police open up
00:43:11police open up
00:43:15hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great we're good
00:43:21oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both
00:43:29straight guys so you know nothing's going on here he did this to me because i refuse to be a little
00:43:34spoon officer what what i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true
00:43:42this bed it's so uncomfortable man i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:43:59would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:04my damn some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:12finally some peace and quiet
00:44:21rise and shine jack you're free to go
00:44:28sleep would have been nice
00:44:35off to world star for young hopeful jack hurts
00:44:37keep your head up jack
00:44:51sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:05andy what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and you go
00:45:12fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really
00:45:19then how do you explain falling for some random janitor
00:45:23jack is not just some random janitor i've known him my whole life we both have
00:45:27of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him i just looked the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:34jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:45:43he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him
00:45:47he just wants to be seen
00:46:00this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:46:02i don't know if it's by some old and get him
00:46:04how he's promised supernatural force
00:46:07watered by sheer force of will but no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:11he just could get backed up it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:16you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:46:46i can't believe it jack hurts with without letting a single zone
00:47:02jack just jack just what sounds like you finally see it now can you get back to the real reason i
00:47:09called yeah yeah what's the real reason you called oh there's nothing just big broke in here and
00:47:15attacked me in my home what he what yeah attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns
00:47:24out all that self-defense training really paid off wait what what what do you mean oh i got him
00:47:30gagged and hogtied on my living room floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:35what do you have to see up yourself buster who said that i came alone huh
00:47:48andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:48:03hello angie angie
00:48:04angie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:48:14paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say
00:48:22if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone
00:48:26alone hey jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in
00:48:33trouble and it's my job to protect her it's both our jobs
00:48:44well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie she's safe we're gonna have
00:48:50ourselves a bit of a competition shall we you'll be all of us all three of you's you can go on your
00:48:56merry way enlighten me what if we lose let's just say what happens in fight club dies in fight club get him
00:49:12you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you have to be so difficult there two for each
00:49:20i don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:34what's going on out there hey no talking
00:49:40i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if you have any chance of beating these
00:49:43guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not that way yet
00:49:50guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:50:08wow what a team now that fight
00:50:17your beauty oh
00:50:21it's too bad
00:50:22you wanna know why because it's gonna be your last might as well save us the effort hand angie over
00:50:28now you pissed off the two best fires in the world
00:50:30it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they
00:50:55didn't even tie my hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh
00:51:02big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:51:08but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude
00:51:15what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't you come
00:51:20over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man enough
00:51:28say that again
00:51:39let's do this arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it let's do this
00:51:45bitch
00:52:04this is for some new heels
00:52:10why don't you just give up huh
00:52:15andre gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents why don't we make them
00:52:20come to us hey shitballs i escaped
00:52:34thank you all right all right
00:52:37oh you're not so bad either come on
00:52:50sober man i don't get it does she like me or does she like you let's figure it out later man
00:52:56we can both use some sleep man you have no idea tell me about
00:52:59which one of you is vic michaelson
00:53:10hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:16you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor
00:53:30it's crazy i still haven't forgiven you for arizona you know we're gonna settle our beef in the final
00:53:36round of the tournament looking forward to it boys in my office now
00:53:47i'm ruined
00:53:49everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now what are you talking about
00:53:54intel your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:53:59what wait what are you talking about the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:08they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight i guess there are rules for
00:54:13sponsoring two fighters who knew so that's it we're disqualified then oh no just one of you the other
00:54:21one gets to continue on to the finals and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're picking me
00:54:29right i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here i mean before this
00:54:34jack was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass oh my god get over yourself man
00:54:40look i didn't mean it like that but jack come on if anyone deserves this play me for it then oh you're
00:54:45scared now buddy oh hold on hold on hold on oh that's perfect a fight about a rules committee they
00:54:52think you two aren't for real rivals why not give them a show huh we can even live stream it bring
00:54:58money for the gym i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the fight of your
00:55:04lives you can't be serious right serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight i'm gonna lose
00:55:11everything i built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to have you but for
00:55:17the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:20it's the only way paxton this is just what you wanted isn't it to ruin my life you know what why
00:55:31wait for the fight let's settle this right here right now whoa whoa what is it stop angie we need to
00:55:38settle this right here which one of us do you want where is this coming from you know what i want to know
00:55:44too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena is this for real
00:55:49are we for real if you have to ask you are still a big dumb idiot and you are too this drama isn't about
00:55:58me and it never was the two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you otherwise i don't
00:56:04want anything to do with either of you
00:56:18two childhood rivals in a fight 10 years in the making in one corner the golden boy champ
00:56:29with the god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash born
00:56:38rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books man you're
00:56:46gonna want to watch this you are gonna watch this live you know there was this homeless orphan kid
00:56:58i found living in an alley behind my school growing up he always wanted to hang out with me for some
00:57:03reason it really got under my skin he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose
00:57:10i don't remember it huh
00:57:16look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show we'll exchange some blows
00:57:22spit out some blood make things real dramatic and in the second half you throw the match what
00:57:29i need you to throw it man i've worked my whole life for a shot at this title i mean all my parents
00:57:35investments all my best years would be for nothing if i get disqualified that's it man come on help me
00:57:40out here no no i'm not gonna do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you you don't even want
00:57:45this you haven't worked half as hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm gonna prove today that i'm
00:57:50better too you want to beat me in a fight fine we'll have that fight some other day in some other arena but
00:57:57today is do or die there are people watching out there man today means something you don't
00:58:01understand man that's exactly why i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything
00:58:08we've been through you still hate me don't you why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be your
00:58:17friend you just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone and now i'm gonna make sure you know
00:58:24how it feels i'm gonna beat you boys what are you still doing back here that fight's about to start
00:58:31maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:58:45i want a clean fight why don't you tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:03whatever it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right and
00:59:08you better give up now
00:59:38it's only gonna get worse from here
00:59:46hey i told you two i want a clean fight
00:59:53hey i'm watching you two i'm okay
00:59:56he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly he only wants to beat you so badly because
01:00:09he respects you he just wants to be seen do i need to win that badly
01:00:15take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the foot what are you doing leaving some assholes posting
01:00:25a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who so so i'm gonna call paxton's old man i'm
01:00:32gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and announce the fight
01:00:39jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start uh paxton seems very aggressive at the moment but
01:00:47anything could change as the fight has only just begun these guys huh i can't decide on
01:00:52betting against the poor urgent or the jerk who insulted me it don't matter mama okay all the money
01:00:57comes to the family you know what they say the house always wins i should have known you two
01:01:05chuckle fucks we're related enzo enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of
01:01:13those two fighters on screen if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
01:01:19why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up
01:01:41something just happened paxton is down he seems injured
01:01:49what the hell paxton why don't you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do
01:02:01will you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real dude this is for real man
01:02:06i just don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and
01:02:11make it look good oh my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some
01:02:23other day i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even at losing what oh god oh god i'm done i lost
01:02:32oh my stomach oh no jack's the winner no i lost you win no i'm definitely definitely the loser
01:02:46it's a draw
01:02:49that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know what i i guess we who cares
01:03:09good news the gym is rich again
01:03:13vick's parents they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't expose their little illegal
01:03:20gambling ring dad don't do that just send them to jail
01:03:26it's money
01:03:29okay okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:03:35not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if i
01:03:43sponsor you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament
01:03:50what's seven more continents right so long as this hope agrees what you say jackie boy
01:03:56great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense class
01:04:14for this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a
01:04:20weapon hey future white hey how's class going really great cool speaking of looks like paxton has
01:04:36found himself some groupies let him have his fun hey what are you all just standing around for the
01:04:43world championship fighters tonight come on let's go
01:04:59dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on still gotta win man dude has there ever been a
01:05:06doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on i don't know man i still
01:05:15don't like them but they protect the little guys they protect the little guys i get it i get it
01:05:25man i'm really glad we're friends man me too ready yourselves for the main event folks live from
01:05:33madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world championship
01:05:39finals you ready i was born ready ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give it up for your
01:05:50jack janitor and golden boy jack hurts and paxton whitlaw