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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy #Dramabox
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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing.
00:00:10What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:22Stop Paxton. Stop or I'll tell.
00:00:24Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I need your help Angie. I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:39You're an idiot Jack. A big dumb idiot.
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock. On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Smashov.
00:01:07Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:18Hey Jack, sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win. Anything you like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores?
00:01:29Now's your chance.
00:01:31Hey.
00:01:33Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:39Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:41This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:43Hey, kid. How you doing?
00:01:44Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:01:48Really?
00:01:49Yeah, come on.
00:01:51You remember my birthday?
00:01:52Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:01:53Open up boys.
00:01:54There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:01:55You know.
00:01:56I'm gonna make you eat that fucking boy. You know that bitch?
00:01:57No, you won't.
00:01:58You won't.
00:01:59I'm gonna make you eat that fucking boy. You know that bitch?
00:02:00No, you won't. I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy. You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:04Hmm?
00:02:06I'm gonna make you eat that fucking boy. You know that bitch?
00:02:08No, you won't. I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy. You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:09Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:15Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid. I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:20No, I'm gonna make me eat that fucking boy. You wanna make me get that fucking boy?
00:02:21You know that bitch?
00:02:23No, you won't. I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:27You willing to lose your freaking job? Hmm?
00:02:30Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid. I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take on a date, you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:45What the hell, Vic?
00:02:49What the hell, Vic?
00:02:51Hey, you know, we were just having some fun. Isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for our date or what? Come on, babe.
00:02:57I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:02It's not life. He's the help.
00:03:03I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me.
00:03:08So everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:12That's funny. That's funny.
00:03:14Excuse me.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:30What a jerk. Did he hurt you?
00:03:32What the hell, Angie? How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:38After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:41Angie, I...
00:03:45Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:47You don't have any real friends.
00:03:49They think you're all weak.
00:03:51Leave it, Angie.
00:03:52Fighting phenom. Paxton Whitlock. On tonight's win.
00:03:55Clutching.
00:03:56I'm gonna show them all. I can beat Paxton Whitlock. Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:07You really shouldn't do that to Doc.
00:04:09And... told you.
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:22Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo. He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:31Good to meet you, though.
00:04:32You... you need a new mop?
00:04:38You don't know who I am?
00:04:40Am I supposed to? You're a janitor.
00:04:43I can't believe it. I mean, he bullied me for years. He forgot me.
00:04:46Good...
00:04:48...luck.
00:04:49I should interview more often.
00:04:50Camera?
00:04:51He makes my job pop.
00:04:53He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:56Oh my god! Paxton!
00:04:59Angie?
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:01How you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been? I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:05Broke some records, broke some hearts. You know how it is.
00:05:08God, you look amazing.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:14All right, gym bunnies and gym rats, listen up.
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:23Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:32Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:35I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting team.
00:05:39This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:44Let's get it on! Come on!
00:05:46Come on!
00:06:05You're next.
00:06:07He's challenging me?
00:06:08Does he remember who I am?
00:06:09Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:10Paxton!
00:06:11Hey!
00:06:12Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:13I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:14Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:15The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:16What?
00:06:17What's so funny?
00:06:18You're a twig, man.
00:06:19I destroy you.
00:06:20Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:21And wash my gym shorts.
00:06:22See?
00:06:23I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real ID.
00:06:38All right, all right, come on.
00:06:39Jack, cut it out!
00:06:40Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:44You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:47Did you see Jack?
00:06:48So you finally remembered who I am?
00:06:49Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:06:51You're dead!
00:06:52Oh, yeah?
00:06:53And how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:06:55You guys!
00:06:56Oh, yeah!
00:06:57Oh, yeah.
00:06:58Oh, God!
00:06:59Ew, I don't like the monster.
00:07:00Oh, my God!
00:07:01Daddy, what?
00:07:02Oh!
00:07:03Oh, my God.
00:07:04Wow, my God.
00:07:05Oh!
00:07:06Oh, my God.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:08Oh, my God.
00:07:09Oh, my God.
00:07:10Oh, my God.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13We're getting drunk.
00:07:14You're getting drunk.
00:07:15Oh, my God.
00:07:16We're getting drunk.
00:07:18Oh, my God.
00:07:19Oh, all that's a mess.
00:07:20What?
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:22Oh, my God.
00:07:23Wow, my God.
00:07:24You want me? Come and get me.
00:07:36Careful there.
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:39Shut up.
00:07:44I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:46Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:07:54Vic.
00:08:02You're gonna regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:05Vic Michelson always gets what you want.
00:08:09What do you say, Ange?
00:08:12Are you gonna make an ice, man?
00:08:17What are you doing? Go out there!
00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:31Help! I made a tax!
00:08:33Angie?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:40What happened? Who did this to you?
00:08:42It was those fucking rat rows.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:08:49What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:56Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:03Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:14You wanna go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:16Boys!
00:09:21Hey Jack.
00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What?
00:09:27Are you firing me?
00:09:29Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead.
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:42No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:44I won that fight.
00:09:46Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:52I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:55Plus, think about it.
00:09:56The rags to riches story.
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:02He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:07And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:16I'll do it.
00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:23Boys!
00:10:24I got a paper to ask.
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30It'd be an honor.
00:10:31I won't let you down.
00:10:33That's perfect.
00:10:34You're both hired.
00:10:36Both of us.
00:10:38We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:42She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:54Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:57And talk.
00:10:58Like function adults.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:03I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:09So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:12Well reasoned.
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:14She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:16Hey!
00:11:17Don't.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:21It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:23You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:27Oh.
00:11:29So go on.
00:11:30Teach me.
00:11:31You're my trainers, right?
00:11:32So give me a demonstration.
00:11:42All right.
00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:45And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:51So.
00:11:56Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:57All right, Angie.
00:11:58So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:07to go.
00:12:08What is going on here?
00:12:10What is going on here?
00:12:11You know what?
00:12:12I don't want to know.
00:12:13I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:14Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:15Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:16Show him how to sign up.
00:12:17Right away, sir.
00:12:18You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:19Hey.
00:12:20So.
00:12:22I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:26Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:27Oh, my boy.
00:12:28You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:29Hey.
00:12:30So.
00:12:31I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:34Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:35Oh, my boy.
00:12:36Hey.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:42At 7pm.
00:12:44At the pre-tournament investors' banquet.
00:12:47Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:52That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:56Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:00Yo!
00:13:01Let's go.
00:13:03I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:07look man i don't like you and you don't like me we've established that okay so let's just go in
00:13:14there and make this as quick as possible why what's the hurry you got a date or something
00:13:17with angie get out of town sounds like you're jealous jealous dude been there done that you
00:13:26know i'm not really into reheating leftovers he used to date angie and besides we both know
00:13:32you'll fumble that either way i will not whoa no no no that's that's the entrance for veteran
00:13:39fighters all right where did the rookies sign what it's locked
00:13:46eventually my date with angie's at seven i'm gonna miss it
00:13:52wow wow hey luigi look at the fart blue in hey man i'm just here for the tournament okay
00:14:12you're registering for the tournament you look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:16you look like a little boy you're making fun of me duh you ride here on the short bus
00:14:21we uh drew this luck a little bit
00:14:25oh what the
00:14:29that's it
00:14:31whoa looks like he actually can bend for us to fly
00:14:38i don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:42how are you gonna register without any money yo get back pocket huh yeah
00:14:46oh shit
00:14:51wait
00:14:57wait
00:14:58i need to find that kid faster i'm gonna miss my date with angie
00:15:09enzo
00:15:12maybe i can just ask him for the money he'll understand right
00:15:16you're fired and you can forget about taking my daughter on a date
00:15:20that's a bad idea
00:15:22angie
00:15:24maybe she'll have the money
00:15:26what kind of man asks a woman for help
00:15:30i deserve someone hotter
00:15:31richer
00:15:32and better
00:15:33than you
00:15:34yo
00:15:35you looking for me
00:15:37oh jesus man
00:15:49what the fuck that's a strong reaction
00:15:51i've been looking for you
00:15:52what's wrong
00:15:53i might have lost my money
00:15:55oh you what
00:15:57dude enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:00it wasn't my fault okay i got pickpocketed when i wasn't looking
00:16:02wow what an all over twist right
00:16:04all right i'll take pity on you how much you need
00:16:07i don't need your money man
00:16:08i'm gonna find the kid i don't need a freaking hand out from you
00:16:11all right
00:16:12whatever you say dog
00:16:14think jack
00:16:16think
00:16:17a kid
00:16:17kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:20there was this place i used to hide when i was in trouble
00:16:25he really is just like me
00:16:34listen my parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:38they said we can find the kid
00:16:40what are you waiting for let's beat that job
00:16:47well what are you waiting for let's beat that job
00:16:49well what are you waiting for let's beat that job
00:16:51wait we can't he's just a kid we can't beat him up
00:16:53he's a thief
00:16:55he's a woman
00:16:57just like i was
00:17:00just probably an orphan too homeless
00:17:03he needs the money more than i do
00:17:10did you you said a homeless orphan
00:17:16let him keep it honestly yeah he reminds me of someone
00:17:22i've left that part of me way behind
00:17:25has paxton changed
00:17:32besides man beating up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me
00:17:38got better shit to do now much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:42right
00:17:43well i'm about to do it
00:17:46by the way
00:17:48don't you have that date
00:17:50shit i still need to register
00:17:54no no no no wait please
00:17:58i need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:00here i know it's not enough money
00:18:02look baby save it
00:18:03we've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:05but i was here the whole time you were on break
00:18:07i was waiting outside you can't close now
00:18:09it was out of my hands
00:18:10i sought the last few vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:16shit
00:18:17not those guys again
00:18:19hey
00:18:20wait up
00:18:21wait up
00:18:22look who it is
00:18:24shake covered stick man
00:18:27so what do you want
00:18:29a challenge
00:18:30if you both lose i take one of your vouchers
00:18:32what if you lose huh
00:18:35what could you even offer me
00:18:37why don't you come for me
00:18:38why don't you come for me
00:18:39why don't you come for me
00:18:40why don't you come for me
00:18:49now grab your friend and get out of here before i change my mind
00:18:51give me that shit
00:18:52get out of here
00:18:54finally
00:19:00now i can prove to the world i can beat paxton whitlock
00:19:09hello angie
00:19:10where are you jack
00:19:11vick is here and i need your help
00:19:13i need your help
00:19:18stay right there
00:19:28angie
00:19:31there you are
00:19:32i'm sorry
00:19:33you left me waiting
00:19:34you look beautiful
00:19:36i got caught up at the tournament sign ups and you know
00:19:40bunch of crazy shit but
00:19:43where the hell is vick
00:19:45it's alright now
00:19:46did he touch you
00:19:47he got scared off
00:19:48did he hurt you
00:19:49it's
00:19:50fine
00:19:51he got scared off
00:19:52bye
00:19:53you sure you want me to wear this
00:19:55i mean red is so not my cover
00:19:57oh hey you got the voucher
00:20:01thanks
00:20:02what is he doing here
00:20:04i thought this was our date angie
00:20:06wait you thought i meant like a romantic date
00:20:10i'm so sorry jack it's just that with it being the investors banquet i just wanted some protection in case vick tried something tonight
00:20:20and so when you were late i called paxton
00:20:23look no need to explain angie
00:20:25it's alright
00:20:26it's clear of the two of us i'm just
00:20:28i'm more reliable
00:20:31it's fine right
00:20:32everything is fine
00:20:34double the date
00:20:35it's double the protection
00:20:36right
00:20:39and double the fun
00:20:41so
00:20:42what do you say
00:20:44yeah
00:20:45fine
00:20:46as you wish
00:20:48alright
00:20:49get that one
00:20:53here
00:20:55here's the shed to change
00:20:56i'll meet you
00:20:57and the ballroom after
00:20:58yes ma'am
00:21:03you are such a kiss ass
00:21:05i think she likes it
00:21:06i don't know
00:21:07she likes me man
00:21:16briefs?
00:21:17what what's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:18i like to
00:21:19keep the boys all supported
00:21:20what
00:21:22what do you wear?
00:21:23baggy boxers?
00:21:31he does wear baggy boxers
00:21:32you know man
00:21:33you knew this was me and angie's date
00:21:35and yet you still showed up
00:21:37yeah well
00:21:38it's not my fault angie thinks i'm more trustworthy
00:21:41look dude
00:21:43if you wanna be a little bitch about it
00:21:44i think i'm just gonna go ask angie for a dance
00:21:47right now
00:21:48right now?
00:21:49she'd never dance with you
00:21:51you think so?
00:21:52we used to dance a lot back in college
00:21:55if you've forgotten
00:21:56we used to love
00:21:58dancing real
00:21:59dirty
00:22:01dirty
00:22:03dirty dancing
00:22:06hey!
00:22:07give me back my pants
00:22:08hey!
00:22:09give me back my
00:22:12pants
00:22:15pants
00:22:20shit!
00:22:21what should i do now?
00:22:29what are you wearing?
00:22:39i can explain
00:22:40wow!
00:22:41where did you get that outfit?
00:22:42on clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:44or?
00:22:46well i think it's perfect
00:22:48thanks aunt
00:22:50i couldn't agree more sweetheart
00:22:52tell us a whole story in one look
00:22:54rags to riches
00:22:56janitor to superstar, huh?
00:22:59we're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:03alright
00:23:04you guys stay put
00:23:05i'll be right back with some uh
00:23:07investors to schmoes
00:23:09you look beautiful baby
00:23:10aww thanks doc
00:23:16angie bianchi
00:23:17no
00:23:18he's about to make a move
00:23:19may i have this dance?
00:23:21wow
00:23:26um
00:23:27angie
00:23:28before you decide anything
00:23:29just know that paxton
00:23:30is an animal
00:23:31who's trying to get in your pants
00:23:32you know?
00:23:33and i like
00:23:34you
00:23:35you were both my dates
00:23:36right?
00:23:38and i guess i would just have to dance with both
00:23:40of you
00:23:51happy
00:23:53he is
00:23:54he's
00:23:56good
00:23:57he's
00:23:58you
00:23:59a
00:24:00see
00:24:01a
00:24:03hak
00:24:17let me
00:24:18hang on
00:24:19Hey, what are you doing?
00:24:21Come on, let's go.
00:24:25What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:29Really? That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:32What? Angie, I've cared for you, you know that.
00:24:35Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:37I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:39There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.
00:24:41Where was his pants, huh?
00:24:45Angie, uh, listen.
00:24:49What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:51Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:24:53or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:24:55Let's go out here.
00:24:57All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:24:59She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:25:01This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:03The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:05Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:07Hi, it's good to meet you.
00:25:09This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:11The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:13Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:15Hi, it's good to meet you.
00:25:17Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:21I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:27All right, now hold on.
00:25:29Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:30He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:33This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:37That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:41This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:45The public life is for the rich.
00:25:51Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us.
00:25:57Cynthia, he's a good fighter. He's a good kid.
00:26:01Hey, man.
00:26:03Hey, so this is off, man.
00:26:13Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:15I don't belong here.
00:26:17I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:19He's grabbed the fucking girl! Come on!
00:26:23Help! Help! Help! Somebody help me! Help!
00:26:25Angie?
00:26:27Jackie, my boy!
00:26:29How you doing, kid?
00:26:31I hope you already ate since I...
00:26:33I ran out of dog food.
00:26:35What's so funny?
00:26:36Oh, Paxton.
00:26:37Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:41He says that little ginger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:56Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:26:58But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:00but i'll tell you one thing about him he's got more drive and follow through in his right hook
00:27:05than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life excellent i never if he wants to fight me
00:27:11i say let him fight me i'm the best in the world i determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:17so believe me when i say that that kid there is no one else like him
00:27:22what do you want with angie is it obvious i'm gonna take it to city hall and i'm a man
00:27:34look at the corners on this floor sweep you really think you could take six guys on at once
00:27:41i'm up the floor two guys earlier what's doing that vick three yeah three more times huh
00:27:48this guy's funny be sure to write that in your obituary get this motherfucker now let's go
00:27:59all right what's two more times
00:28:05hey what the hell paxton cynthia could have been our windfall investor why'd you piss her off
00:28:10me i just sold jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn you should
00:28:16be thanking me oh you sly dog you huh okay okay wow enough enough hey speaking of jack and angie you
00:28:24seen them around anyone
00:28:33angie you all right in there it's a little cramped but i'm doing fine what a great performance but let's
00:28:40get real you're alone and you ain't invincible
00:28:57where's angie she's in the trunk man i got this hey shut up i need you on my six
00:29:08what a great performance
00:29:12angie hey boys
00:29:15care to give me a hand
00:29:22i think a thank you is an order
00:29:24if you two had actually protected me like i hired you to do instead of bickering all night
00:29:29we could have avoided this a little less
00:29:31but yeah thanks
00:29:36i don't give a shit if you're sleeping wake the
00:29:38fuck up
00:29:47it's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:29:51until next time
00:29:51it's your beer
00:30:09look she's right you know angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over no man but
00:30:17what about we got a tournament to fight all right crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:22trust me we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats
00:30:26what do you say deal
00:30:29truce i'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:35we'll get our fight in time
00:30:37okay okay i got money to spend janitor that needs to be taken out with the trash it needs to be done
00:30:45yesterday
00:30:50all right you ready okay is that too hard no i'm fine what not some fragile princess i got stamina
00:31:00wait wait wait is angie flirting with me oh god am i flirting back
00:31:09angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:31:14we're good where are you going all right i need to take a shower
00:31:17all right bye bye well that didn't work
00:31:40what's going on tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:44you ready to see who you're fighting jackie i hope it's him imagine beating paxton whitlock in the
00:31:52first round and the unlucky bastard is
00:32:00what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon dude you're fighting andre giganti wait who's andre
00:32:10what's going on in the ring
00:32:18most people that get in the ring with andre giganti don't come out alive
00:32:23come off of it man you're just trying to scare me it's got to be a myth
00:32:30right well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:36i go to the spa
00:32:44i've never been to one of you
00:32:46dude let me talk about
00:32:54you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that you're gonna get
00:32:58heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh okay well it's your funeral
00:33:05finally
00:33:12paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:16he's so annoying
00:33:20and you are andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:26andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:29no no
00:33:30hey
00:33:32i'm trapped in here
00:33:33edgy
00:33:34action
00:33:38man spa day was a good idea oh thanks you know i think jack's really enjoying himself
00:33:46who knows with that guy where is he by the way he's uh
00:33:52help
00:33:54sweating it out in the sauna believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there
00:33:58what a weirdo right i hate to make paxton's right
00:34:02why can't they hear me are they farting oh i think i'm gonna die
00:34:14and i tried to tell him a lot of guys prefer to go to me
00:34:23let's just
00:34:24angie
00:34:31jack what the hell happened
00:34:33all right man let's go
00:34:35so andre tried to kill jack that's what he says
00:34:43i mean he was delirious but probably i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay andre to stage
00:34:50accidents in the ring and elsewhere but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously and i know
00:34:57you didn't pay andre it doesn't matter who hired him i'm still going to beat his ass the same in
00:35:02the ring jack let me handle this all right if andre really is an assassin we can use my parents
00:35:08resources together i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bags dude is your brain
00:35:13still lacking oxygen whatever man you said someone would need to see jack's competition
00:35:20until we kill him right what if it isn't a tournament competition where you getting at i think i know who's got it out for jack
00:35:41gotcha bitch
00:35:50you're being an idiot again jack
00:36:09a big dumb idiot
00:36:12i've got to handle this myself
00:36:14you know it's my first fight in the tournament and i've got a lot to prove
00:36:18what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:24angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:28we gotta take a shower
00:36:30stop
00:36:32why won't you let me get close to you
00:36:37that sauna thing really scared me what if i lost you i don't need your help angie
00:36:41no one can do everything themselves vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:36:47the least you could do is talk to me hey jack you ready to go
00:36:59andre gigante made sure he was not followed can i ask you a question
00:37:03what's with the whole third person stick were you dropped in your head as a kid or something andre gigante
00:37:09thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for yeah whatever
00:37:14oh
00:37:21a gift
00:37:23place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist one punch to the chest
00:37:29and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing permanently
00:37:41andre gigante
00:37:54if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can beat pax and whitlock
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen here in abroad
00:38:02we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:07you've all heard the rumors they do him no injustice introducing in this corner the reigning reaper of
00:38:15the ring andre gigante ladies and gentlemen a slight change of plans turns out andre gigante will not
00:38:24be fighting this evening no no what are you doing dude stop andre gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:30oh
00:38:34fuck oof
00:38:35caught you red-handed or should i say heavy-handed
00:38:39andre gigante
00:38:54you all right i don't care that he cheated i just
00:38:58i wanted to win i needed to win angie jack
00:39:03it's okay that you got help i had help knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:11that sounded a lot less won't be in my head
00:39:15uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with that
00:39:32i need to take a shower i need to take a shower i need to take a shower i need to take a shower
00:39:42hey jack you see the look on your face when i saved your ass
00:39:46it's fucking priceless man
00:39:49i know andre got disqualified but uh there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:39:56jack
00:40:02all right andre show me what you got come on
00:40:24that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:29oh come on that's uncalled for man you wanted to teach her street fighting
00:40:33right yet you're taking it easy with with kid gloves i wonder why why don't you try that on me
00:40:47are you serious
00:40:51sorry did did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint i'm not mistaken
00:40:57i want to try again not terrence relax
00:41:03boys in my office
00:41:13call came in this morning your next match arizona wait what are you saying you two are gonna road
00:41:19trip together just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now
00:41:27i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours how can this day get any better
00:41:34your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:38oh this is comfy
00:41:39hey i was using them yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a
00:41:50pillow border they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:41:56what just go to bed man
00:42:07okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt angie like that so why don't you just tell
00:42:12me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning i want to get
00:42:16some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match wait that's why
00:42:22you're mad we made a pact man no one dates angie until the tournament's over you hurt angie to get
00:42:28back at me
00:42:32you ungrateful snake you only slept there just couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:44i've loved antsy since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that oh god
00:42:53oh i wouldn't know what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:00i'm gonna kill you
00:43:05i hate you
00:43:07police open up
00:43:11police open up
00:43:15hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great real good
00:43:21oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both
00:43:29straight guys so you know nothing's going on here he did this to me because i refuse to be a little
00:43:34spoon officer what what i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true
00:43:43this bed it's so uncomfortable i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:44:00would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:03my damn some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:15finally some peace and quiet
00:44:21rise and shine jack you're free to go
00:44:28sleep would have been nice
00:44:29i'm sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:44:59what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and you go
00:45:12fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really
00:45:17then how do you explain falling for some random janitor jack is not just some random janitor i've
00:45:25known him my whole life we both have of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him
00:45:33i just took the guy a few weeks ago jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:45:37he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him
00:45:47he just wants to be seen
00:46:00this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it i don't know to buy some old vendetta
00:46:04i was promised supernatural force watered by sheer force of will
00:46:08but no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked out he just could get back up
00:46:13it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:22you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:46:36i can't believe it jack just jack just won sounds like you finally sent
00:47:07now can you get back to the real reason i called yeah yeah what's the real reason you called
00:47:12oh there's nothing just big broke in here and attacked me in my home
00:47:19but he what yeah attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns out all that self-defense
00:47:25training really paid off what what what do you mean oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living room
00:47:32floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:40what do you have to say for yourself buster who said that i came alone huh
00:47:45andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:47:58hello angie angie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:48:09paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say
00:48:22if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone
00:48:26hey jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in trouble
00:48:34and it's my job to protect her it's both our jobs
00:48:44well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie she's safe we're gonna
00:48:50have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we if you'll be all of us all three of us you can go
00:48:56on your merry way enlighten me what if we lose i should say what happens in fight club dies in fight club
00:49:06you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you always have to be so difficult there two for each
00:49:22don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:25what's going on out there hey no talking
00:49:40i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if you have any chance of beating these
00:49:43guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not that way yet
00:49:55these guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:50:14what a team now that fight your beauty oh
00:50:19it's too bad you know why know why because it's gonna be your last might as well save us the
00:50:26effort hand angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:34dude i had cake for lunch dude take off your shirt fine together we can't lose
00:50:47it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my
00:50:56hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:51:07but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude
00:51:15what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't you come
00:51:20over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man enough
00:51:25say that again
00:51:39let's do this arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it let's do this
00:51:55this is for some new heels
00:52:10why don't you just give up huh
00:52:15andre gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents why don't we make them come to
00:52:21us
00:52:35thank you all right all right
00:52:39oh you're not so bad either come on
00:52:43that's sober man i don't get it does she like me or does she like you
00:52:54let's figure it out later man we can both use some sleep
00:52:57man you have no idea tell me about it
00:53:03which one of you is vic michaelson
00:53:05hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:26you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor it's crazy
00:53:31i still haven't forgiven you for arizona you know we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of
00:53:36the tournament looking forward to it boys in my office now
00:53:47i'm ruined everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now what are you talking
00:53:53what are you talking about intel your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it they're
00:53:58kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:02what wait what are you talking about the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:08they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight i guess there are rules for
00:54:13sponsoring two fighters who knew so that's it we're disqualified then oh no just one of you the other
00:54:22one gets to continue on to the finals and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're picking
00:54:28me right i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champion here i mean before
00:54:34this jack was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass oh my god get over yourself
00:54:40man look i didn't mean it like that but jack come on if anyone deserves this play me for it then
00:54:44oh you're scared now buddy hold on hold on hold on oh that's perfect a fight about the rules committee
00:54:52they think you two aren't for real rivals why not give them a show huh we can even live stream it
00:54:58bringing money for the gym i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the fight of your
00:55:04lives you can't be serious right now serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight i'm gonna lose
00:55:11everything i built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to have you but for
00:55:17the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good it's the only way paxton this is just what you wanted
00:55:28isn't it to ruin my life you know what why wait for the fight let's settle this right here right now
00:55:34angie we need to settle this right here which one of us do you want where is this coming from you
00:55:43know what i want to know too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the
00:55:47arena is this for real are we for real if you have to ask you are still a big dumb idiot and you are too
00:55:56this drama isn't about me and it never was the two of you need to figure out whatever this is
00:56:03between you otherwise i don't want anything to do with either of you
00:56:10two childhood rivals in a fight 10 years in the making in one corner a golden boy champ
00:56:30god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash born working
00:56:38another dog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books
00:56:46man you're gonna want to watch this you are gonna watch this live
00:56:54you know there was this homeless orphan kid i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:01he always wanted to hang out with me for some reason it really got under my skin
00:57:06he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose probably remembered huh
00:57:16look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show or exchange some blows
00:57:22spit out some blood make things real dramatic and in the second half you throw the match what
00:57:30i need you to throw it man i've worked my whole life for a shot at this title i mean all my parents
00:57:35investments all my best years would be for nothing if i get disqualified that's it man come on help me
00:57:40out here no no i'm not going to do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you you don't even want this
00:57:45you haven't worked half as hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm going to prove today that i'm better
00:57:50too you want to beat me in a fight fine we'll have that fight some other day in some other arena
00:57:57but today is do or die there are people watching out there man today means something you don't understand
00:58:02man that's exactly why i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything we've been through
00:58:10you still hate me don't you why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:18just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone
00:58:23and now i'm going to make sure you know how it feels i'm going to beat you boys what are you still
00:58:28doing back here that fight's about to start
00:58:31maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:58:55i'm gonna kill him
00:58:57i want a clean fight why don't you tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:03whatever it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right and
00:59:11fight
00:59:20wow that's a lot of yours i thought you weren't gonna come
00:59:23so i'm gonna bring myself to miss it
00:59:37you better give up now it's only gonna get worse from here
00:59:46hey i told you two i want a clean fight
00:59:53hey i'm watching you two i'm okay
01:00:03he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly
01:00:08he only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you
01:00:11he just wants to be seen
01:00:14do i need to win that badly
01:00:15here take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the fight what are you doing leaving some
01:00:24assholes posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who so so i'm gonna call
01:00:31paxton's old man i'm gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and announce the fight
01:00:36jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start uh paxton seems very aggressive at the
01:00:46moment but anything could change as the fight has only just begun these guys huh i can't decide
01:00:52if i'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me it don't matter mom okay all the
01:00:57money comes to the family you know what they say the house always wins
01:01:02i should have known you two chuckle fucks were related enzo
01:01:08enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
01:01:15if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
01:01:32why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up
01:01:41something just happened paxton is down he seems injured
01:01:55what the hell paxton why did you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do will
01:02:01you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real dude this is for real man
01:02:06i just don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and
01:02:11make it look good
01:02:16ow ow ah my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some other day
01:02:24i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even i lose what oh god oh god oh god i'm done i lost
01:02:32oh my stomach oh no jack's the winner no i lost you win
01:02:39no i'm definitely definitely the loser it's a draw
01:02:59that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know i i i guess we who cares
01:03:09good news the gym is rich again vick's clients they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't
01:03:19expose their little illegal gambling ring dad don't do that just send them to jail
01:03:26it's money okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us
01:03:35anymore not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if
01:03:43i sponsor you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament
01:03:50what's seven more continents right so long as this hope agrees what you say jackie boy
01:04:06great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense
01:04:14class for this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used
01:04:20as a weapon hey future white hey how's class going really great oh speaking of looks like paxton has
01:04:36found himself some groupies let him have his fun hey what are you all just standing around for the
01:04:43world championship fighters tonight come on let's go
01:04:59dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on still gotta win man dude has there ever
01:05:06been a doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on i don't know man
01:05:15i still don't like them but they protect the little guys they protect the little guys i get it i get it
01:05:25man i'm really glad we're friends man me too ready yourselves for the main event folks
01:05:32live from madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world
01:05:38championship finals you ready i was born ready ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give it
01:05:50it up for your jack janitor and golden boy jack hurts and maxton witlau
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