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00:00Previously on Family Law
00:02What's going on?
00:03If you don't get out now, I'll have the police charge you with assault.
00:06And good luck to the next sucker who has to defend himself against your imagination.
00:11I messed up.
00:12You'll never get that time back, but I promise I will do everything I can to make it right.
00:18I've been in discussions with Marcus Peterson about a merger.
00:21Sorry, what?
00:22Since you're my partner, I wanted to bring you into the loop.
00:24I should have been in the loop before you two even had a discussion.
00:27What's wrong?
00:28Do your neighbors keep their liquor bottles in the toilet tank as well?
00:32My friends spent me 50 bucks. I couldn't talk to the cutest guy in this place.
00:36I'm pregnant.
00:37But you're not actually gonna-
00:38Yes, I'm keeping it.
00:39But don't worry. I don't expect anything from you.
00:42I just thought, morally speaking, I should let you know.
00:45Goodbye.
00:53Dude, ever heard of a condom?
00:56We used one. At least, I think we did.
00:58I can't believe you got your one night stand pregnant.
01:00You are incapable of having a sexual encounter without turning it into a long drawn out downer.
01:05That's not true.
01:06Oh, I'm having a no-strings-attached affair with a chef until her boyfriend gets back to town.
01:11Cut to you, Chase, moping for a year and martyr MCing their wedding.
01:16What's that gotta do with this?
01:17Now?
01:18It's- Oh, this is gonna be my slut era. Cut to I'm having a baby with a stranger.
01:22It's not my fault Jude wants to keep it.
01:24Wait.
01:25The baby mama is that chick who mac-daddied you at the bar?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Dude.
01:31You got play.
01:32She's trying to lock you down.
01:34Tell me you ordered a DNA test.
01:35Of course I did.
01:37There's no way this baby is yours.
01:40You're right.
01:42There's no way.
01:43Think about it.
01:44There's no one to date in the city.
01:49Either my standards have gotten higher or the men have gotten worse.
01:55I thought you were sleeping at Ben's.
01:57We, uh...
01:59We broke up.
02:02Abby.
02:03No.
02:06What did you do?
02:08What did I do?
02:09Well, you have a very aggressive personality.
02:14Look.
02:15The women in our family are stubborn.
02:18But trust me, you won't do better than Ben.
02:23So, I say this with love.
02:26Fix it.
02:28Unfortunately, this can't be fixed.
02:40Good morning.
02:41Good morning.
02:43So, last night was...
02:46Unexpected.
02:48But nice.
02:49Very.
02:53No.
02:54I'll get her.
02:59Don't forget to use the special diaper cream.
03:01You're doing it again.
03:03Sorry.
03:04Working on it.
03:06This booth is bringing me right back, Robert.
03:09How many all-nighters did we pull here?
03:11When you were a wee articling student at my firm.
03:14Cramming for court.
03:16Blitzed on bottomless coffee.
03:19It's been way too long.
03:21How's retirement?
03:22I don't recommend it.
03:23I gave it a test drive myself a few months ago.
03:25Didn't agree with me either.
03:27Are you still in your Point Grey house?
03:29I am.
03:31Although it's felt pretty cavernous since Anna passed.
03:36She was an incredible woman.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Knew how to throw a party.
03:39Oh, I know.
03:40Now I hear you're back with Joanne.
03:42Her?
03:43I remember.
03:44Quite a looker.
03:45She's even more beautiful now, if that's possible.
03:48Although things didn't work out with us.
03:51I'm sorry to hear that.
03:53How's the firm?
03:54Doing well.
03:56Lots of changes.
03:57Daniel's a partner now.
03:58Good for him.
04:00He's a decent lawyer.
04:01But he's silly.
04:04And lacks respect for the shoulders on which he stands.
04:08I can one-up you.
04:10My son has hired a lawyer to strong-arm me into handing over power of attorney.
04:17That's terrible.
04:19Let me represent you.
04:20I don't need help.
04:21Of course not.
04:22But a professional buffer could save your relationship with your son.
04:27Not sure there's anything to save.
04:30But, uh...
04:32Yes.
04:33Okay.
04:34Stick your hands in the corners of the fitted sheet, holding it lengthways.
04:42Then bring your hands together.
04:44The right corner goes over the left one.
04:46So I...
04:47This is really hard to learn.
04:50Once you do, it's just like riding a bicycle.
04:51But I don't know how to ride a bicycle.
04:54How's the trial roommate situation going?
04:56Great.
04:58How's it really going?
05:00Honestly, surprisingly well.
05:02He's following all my rules.
05:06Your 9am's in the boardroom.
05:08Thanks.
05:10Hello, Theo.
05:13I'm Abigail Bianchi.
05:15How can I help you today?
05:17I'd like to get a divorce.
05:18You've come to the right place.
05:20You and your spouse are claiming irreconcilable differences?
05:24My marriage was destroyed by a Jezebel.
05:26So, adultery.
05:28No. Not a mistress.
05:30My mother-in-law.
05:32You can't prove it.
05:34Oh, oh.
05:35You got nothing legit.
05:36Oh, oh.
05:38The glove don't fit.
05:39Oh, oh.
05:40You got it equipped.
05:41Oh, oh.
05:42The charges won't stick cause
05:44I ain't no sucker, ain't your lollipop.
05:48But you can kiss my sweet, uh-huh.
05:51Never gonna stop, never gonna stop, never gonna stop, never gonna stop, never gonna stop.
05:54You can't prove it.
05:56Oh, oh.
05:57My husband always prioritized his relationship with his mother.
06:01Monica's a monster, but he's too blinded by Oedipal love to see it.
06:04Her ex has certainly done well for himself.
06:06He created a video conferencing platform that took off.
06:09Before or after you got married?
06:10Before.
06:11Do you have a list of assets acquired during the marriage?
06:13Oliver took care of all the business-y stuff.
06:17I took care of the home.
06:18We'll request financial disclosure.
06:20Yeah, that won't be a problem.
06:22We never fought about money.
06:23Or sex.
06:24Or dishes.
06:25Or anything.
06:27But Monica...
06:30You must think it's crazy to end a relationship over one thing.
06:35Not if it's a deal breaker.
06:40Speak to you soon.
06:43Cecil?
06:44Can you get Portia Aoife's office to send over the financials for Kip V. Hatcher?
06:48Yeah, totally.
06:51Hey, do you have a minute?
06:53Who?
07:07I found Ben's secret vodka stash last night.
07:12I ended it.
07:13I hate that I had to, but...
07:19I'm too scared.
07:27If you don't put on your own oxygen mask first, you're not helping anyone.
07:32I just thought he was it.
07:35I just thought he was it.
07:51What's going on with you?
07:53I have my first radio segment at the Phoenix tomorrow.
07:56You'll knock it out of the park.
07:59Also, Maggie and I had sex.
08:02Maggie who abducted your baby?
08:04I think we're getting back together.
08:06Cool origin story.
08:07What's a cool origin story?
08:11She was pregnant.
08:13Who?
08:14Exactly.
08:15She was a one night stand.
08:16She has a pet rat.
08:18She says it's mine.
08:19Not the rat that...
08:21Wait, are you saying you got her pregnant?
08:22I don't want to talk about it.
08:23You brought it up.
08:24I have a partner's meeting.
08:25I need to focus.
08:30Well, that's the last item on the agenda.
08:32So, meeting adjourned?
08:35Is there something else?
08:36We still need to discuss the other thing.
08:39Jerry, would you mind giving us a moment to speak privately?
08:43Of course.
08:44Have I had time to think about the merger?
08:52These are my terms.
08:54Uh, no.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:59We can discuss this in the future.
09:00No.
09:04Okay.
09:06I'm ready to move forward with the discussion.
09:08Daniel, you cannot tell anybody about this.
09:11Not Abigail, not Jerry, not that pasty lawyer you play with on the beach.
09:16We don't...
09:18My lips are sealed.
09:23I reviewed Mr. Hatcher's financials.
09:25Somehow our client's tech tycoon husband is cash poor with no assets.
09:29Smells fishy.
09:30So cash the fish?
09:31So you want me to...
09:33Track the money, Cecil.
09:34Ah.
09:35Got it.
09:36Putting a big sign on my door that says,
09:37Gone Fishing.
09:38Well, if I had a door, that is, I would...
09:42Yeah.
09:45Your client's bid for POA is preposterous.
09:48Robert has the sharpest mind of anyone I know.
09:50No one is questioning Robert's mental competence.
09:52Obviously, you are a legend.
09:55However, Mr. Jennings feels that his father would do better in an assisted living facility.
10:00I bet he does.
10:01Dad, that old house would be a lot for anyone to handle alone.
10:05I am capable of running my own household.
10:08The gutters are clogged.
10:09There's an inch of dust on everything.
10:11The only thing in the fridge is a row of expired condiments.
10:14The good news is these problems can be outsourced.
10:16I have a wonderful housekeeper and I recently learned about a meal delivery service called Dine Dispatch.
10:22I have tried all of that.
10:23My father turned the cleaner away and told the Meals on Wheels woman she was trespassing.
10:29That's hospital food for people that can't take care of themselves.
10:33Dad, I don't mean you any harm.
10:35Please, would you just trust that I'm trying to help?
10:38No.
10:39I'm not leaving my house unless it's in a coffin.
10:45So the trick is you get right inside of the sheet.
10:48Why are you all sitting around playing charades like children in the middle of a work day?
10:52It's called a lunch break.
10:54Well, I started out, people didn't take breaks.
10:56Yes, before those pesky labor laws were created.
10:59And the concept of work-life balance.
11:02When I was an articling student, Robert Jennings would call his office at 11pm to see who was still there.
11:09Better brew some more coffee.
11:10Gramps is gearing up for a good old walk to school uphill both ways in the snow story.
11:15Enough with the old jokes.
11:17Did none of you learn to respect your elders?
11:19I honestly don't know why I had children.
11:23I've given you everything and get nothing but insults in return.
11:25Kids aren't investments on a payback plan, Harry.
11:28Tell my family that.
11:29Literally, the only reason my grandmother had children was so she had someone to take care of her when she was older.
11:34My parents changed my diapers, and I'll change theirs.
11:37I would change your diaper, Dad, if that makes you feel any better.
11:39I'll wear a noose before I wear a diaper.
11:41Oh, can we get that in writing?
11:43For the record, this right here is why I won't commit to a retirement date.
11:48I fear you would just sit around all day making snotty jokes and eating fruity miniature yogurts.
11:55Is Bianchi?
11:57I caught a big one.
12:04You know those missing assets?
12:06We found them.
12:09Monica.
12:10How is this for a radio sign-off?
12:19Feelings aren't facts.
12:20Or, the best way out is through.
12:22Like, or...
12:23DNA results are in.
12:25Uh...
12:29Maybe it's mine.
12:31Oh, I feel dizzy.
12:36Wait.
12:37Hey.
12:38Take some deep breaths. Come. Sit down.
12:45What are you gonna do?
12:48I'm going to draft a...
12:51Contract giving Jude's soul parenting.
12:54And child support, obviously.
12:55It's exactly what I did.
12:56But when Harmony was born, I changed my mind.
12:59This is different.
13:00You and Maggie were married and actively planning a family.
13:03All I know about Jude is she eats Cheezys in bed.
13:06This is an accident.
13:08Maybe a happy accident.
13:11I'm not father material.
13:12How do you know?
13:14This might surprise you, but I can be a little...
13:17individually focused.
13:18Individually focused.
13:20You mean selfish?
13:21I don't know if that's the word.
13:22Oh, it is.
13:24But Daniel, when you see your child in front of you,
13:27something just switches on.
13:31I don't want to mess this kid up like Dad messed us up.
13:34I'm the only one Dad actively parented,
13:35and I'm the least messed up.
13:38Let's maybe put a pin in that.
13:40Just don't rush your decision.
13:43And above all, be kind to yourself.
13:48Did you just test drive a sign-off on me?
13:51Oh.
13:54Be kind to yourself.
13:59Has Nico been hounding you about this school trip to France?
14:04The kid who's never made it through a sleepover
14:06without calling to be picked up
14:07is adamant he's ready for a semester in Europe.
14:11We have to entertain the idea, right?
14:14We're not monsters.
14:15Of course we'll humor him.
14:17The parent information session is tonight at 6.
14:20Rock, paper, scissors?
14:21Oh, it's okay.
14:23I'll take one for the team and represent.
14:25I got nothing else going on.
14:30Incoming ex-father-in-law.
14:31I will take that as my cue.
14:33Uh-huh.
14:35Mary.
14:36I just ran into Ben.
14:37Apparently you two are no longer dating.
14:39What did you do?
14:41Why do both my parents assume the breakup was my fault?
14:45I don't know what you were thinking.
14:46Ben was a massive upgrade from that little firefighter.
14:49To be honest, a serious step up from Frank.
14:52Well, Ben's single now, if you're interested.
14:54Before we go into the program.
14:55Um.
14:56You ready?
14:57No.
14:58Come on.
14:59Come on.
15:00I took the competency test of my own volition.
15:16Andrew is already in place for POA when I'm ready.
15:22I was associate chief judge for Pete's sake.
15:26It's absurd on many levels.
15:31A little trick my mentor taught me.
15:38This historical accounting proves that over the course of their marriage, Mr. Hatcher fraudulently
15:47diverted funds to his mother.
15:49Luxury homes, cars, designer clothes.
15:52This is money and property that otherwise would have remained in the conjugal family.
15:56Mr. Hatcher has been hiding millions from my client behind mommy's skirt.
16:02Thank you, Your Honor.
16:03Ms. Aoife.
16:04I call Mr. Hatcher to the stand.
16:09I didn't tell Theo about the purchases because my mom was such a point of contention in our
16:14marriage.
16:15I didn't want to rock the boat.
16:16Mr. Hatcher, will you explain to the court why you purchased your mother such extravagant
16:21gifts?
16:22Because I owe her everything.
16:24Growing up, it was just the two of us.
16:27My mother was my only friend when I was a moody teenager.
16:31She gave me the startup money for my company.
16:33She's been a shoulder to cry on during this entire painful separation.
16:38I literally owe my mother my life.
16:40Your Honor, my client was never trying to hide his assets from his husband.
16:45He was simply trying to show his appreciation to the woman who sacrificed everything for him.
16:51I asked the court, is it a crime to love your mother?
16:56Well, on that touching, if saccharine note, we'll adjourn for the day.
17:11My father wears dirty clothes because the washing machine is in the basement.
17:17With his declining mobility, the stairs have become a serious hazard.
17:21He forgets to feed himself.
17:24Given the circumstances, we asked the court to extend its exercise of parents patriae jurisdiction
17:32to declare the defendant as per the Appendix D amendment.
17:35Counsel, kindly stop dropping glossary terms like you're writing an in-class essay.
17:39Your Honor, the plaintiff's grab for power of attorney is ageism at its worst.
17:44The documents submitted into evidence overwhelmingly show my client is compos mentis.
17:49Mr. Jennings is acting like an overprotective helicopter parent who won't let his child climb the monkey bars lest he fall and get a scratch.
17:58Honorable Judge Jennings, despite being bone density challenged at 82, may climb his own stairs all day long if he so chooses.
18:08Because if a freshman here wants to play the glossary game, the Adult Guardianship Act states that adults are entitled to the right to refuse all assistance as long as one poses no risk to others.
18:23That was a master class, Mr. Spencer. Seriously chills.
18:28But, um, uh, the, uh, about the no risk to, to others part, um, I'd actually like to call, uh, Donna Hayward to the stand.
18:42Mrs. Hayward, did you converse with your neighbor Robert Jennings on October the 11th?
18:46I did.
18:47Would you give the court context?
18:49Robert was backing up his car and drove over the property line into our driveway.
18:53He ran over our daughter's tricycle. She had been riding it moments earlier.
18:58That must have been terrifying.
18:59It was. Especially since he's not supposed to be driving.
19:02Could you please, uh, clarify that last statement for the court?
19:06Robert told me six months ago that his license had been revoked.
19:13Your Honor, may I request a short recess?
19:16Granted.
19:18Robert, are you, are you okay?
19:19No.
19:20I...
19:21Robert.
19:22Oh.
19:23Matt?
19:24I can't believe that after ten years of setting my own dreams aside to be a supportive househusband,
19:28I might get next to nothing.
19:29The fight isn't over, Theo.
19:31Ugh.
19:32Get a room!
19:33Instructions are to double the dose for the first three days.
19:34I heard, I heard.
19:54instructions are to double the dose for the first three days i heard i heard the er doctor told me
20:02this was one of the worst bladder infections he's ever seen no wonder you blacked out
20:05why didn't you seek medical attention i knew he'd hold it against me
20:11andrew is really worried about you i don't want him anywhere near me you're lucky he didn't
20:18migrate to your kidneys these last few years have been a rude awakening
20:23don't take your youth for granted harry i'm nearly 70. well nothing will make your 70s seem more
20:35appealing than your 80s don't waste a moment why did you take your car out without a license
20:45i needed milk i'm not depending on other people for every little thing and i was doing okay until
20:51that showed up in my mailbox robbing me of my freedom wait that letter arrived in the mail
20:58may i be my guest
21:02robert this letter is a fake
21:08hi sorry i just finished cleaning the rat cage
21:25exposure to animal feces can be toxic to fetuses that's cat poo rat poo is totally fine
21:32oh do you mind if i eat while we talk she gonna wash your hands i haven't eaten all that
21:38it's almost seven i know but i had to pull in all nighter to hit a deadline
21:42how long has it been since you last slept two days
21:47do you know how much sugar is in a single can of soda
21:52sugar is natural so is cocaine
21:55okay let's say this paperwork um i think my uh assistant printed off the wrong document
22:03the students will visit versailles explore the home of hugo's hunchback and roam the beaches
22:14of normandy to see where ally soldiers fought for our freedom the trip last year to barthelona
22:23was a huge success the kids came home from barthelona with a newfound confidence and global mindset
22:31most of the students have even kept in touch with their barthelona host families
22:38do the parents at the back have anything they'd like to share
22:42can't believe i have to shill chocolate covered almonds even though my son is almost certainly
22:56not going on this trip how can you rob your son of this experience after hearing about barthelona
23:01well obviously barthelona was a trip for the ages but my kid can't remember to bring his agenda
23:09home from his dad's it's hard to imagine entrusting him with a passport my daughter also suffers from
23:14binder amnesia on switch days i'm abby by the way kieran sorry i'm ravenous no that was that was very
23:22long and tedious i could tell these are gonna be addictive yeah they are and at 15 bucks a pop
23:30that's an expensive habit but it's for a good hop
23:39as a person who prefers cinema rooted in realism i have to say i appreciated the world building of
23:44lord of the rings last night see i told you you'd like it step right up and get your chocolate covered
23:50almonds chocolatey almondy and overpriced today only uh no thank you
23:55i'm surprised you're not tempted well you know winston doesn't like sweets in the house
24:04or coats on the back of chairs sounds intense no no winston's just a real
24:14rule lover yeah
24:19your honor mr jennings jr admits he forged this letter fraudulently revoking his father's driver's
24:25license objection uh irrelevant to this power of attorney case sustained okay with all due respect
24:33the plaintiff's actions speak to his character which is relevant go on mr jennings is asking the
24:40courts to grant him decision-making power but clearly as proves he has poor decision-making skills
24:47he illegally took away his father's right to drive what other rights might he take away if given power
24:52of attorney your honor i i did that for the safety of everyone on the road my my father almost ran
24:59over a child sorry dad sit down mr jennings there's a process on how to handle these things and this
25:07isn't it shame on you for undermining your father with this devious little maneuver
25:12but all i can rule on is the matter of power of attorney robert you know i hold you in the highest
25:19esteem and with all the respect and admiration in the world i believe that despite his foolish misstep
25:26your son has your best interests at heart
25:28i hereby grant his order for power of attorney
25:44she was sweet deprived stuffing her face with chips elbow deep in rodent down so you didn't give her the
25:49paperwork no because you want to be a part of the baby's life now if i'm not she might kill it
25:54either of you like to purchase some ethically sourced lightly roasted almonds covered in a thick
26:00layer of organic milk cacao you're lowering wrong if you need a candy side hustle i'm fundraising for
26:05nico's school how much is it 15 bucks a box oh that's steep you're lawyering wrong if you can't
26:10afford 15 dollars for your nephew's education unless you don't care about the future of the children
26:16of course i care about the future of the children fine buy a box of your wax of candy i'm in for three but
26:21i'll have to settle up later i'm off to do my first call-in show wish me luck good luck loose break a leg
26:30i don't carry cash
26:38good luck talking to your mom alex you've got kelly online too hi kelly hello lucy
26:46congratulations on your new gig
26:52thank you um how can i help you today kelly i was in a relationship with a woman who claimed
26:58she wanted something serious i made our house a home protected her from the toxic people in her life
27:05looked as a vacation when she was overworked but at the first hiccup in the relationship
27:10she abruptly broke up with me and illegally tried to affect me when i refused to leave she ambushed me
27:17with her attorney father who threatened to sabotage my career if i didn't leave immediately
27:23that's a lot to unpack here do you have a question i'm just trying to make sense of it all lucy
27:31well the first thing i'd say is it's important to remember that there are two sides to every story
27:40are you saying you don't believe me no that's not because that sounds a lot like victim blaming
27:44should i pull the plug first of all i would never blame a victim however a relationship
27:51involves two people so it's difficult to dissect with only one of you here as an exercise i invite
27:58you to adopt your ex-girlfriend's point of view sound good kelly sure if she were here would she say
28:06that she felt protected by you as an example would she say that there was a betrayal of trust that came
28:14to light that precipitated that abrupt breakup it appears we've lost kelly kelly if you can hear me
28:29be kind to yourself
28:30we have corey on the line hi corey bravo lucy well done you were brilliant but also oh my god that
28:48was insane are you okay honestly i'm great
28:52how'd it go well there was some big surprises nice of you to tune in i'm gonna listen online
29:04later i promise i'm just trying to figure out how to save my client from a doomed day in divorce court
29:09first why is it doomed it's sad actually it seems like a solid relationship except my client's husband
29:17is under his mother's thumb like serious norman bates vibes and meshment is almost always a marriage
29:24killer why mom and son we're probably always codependent son gets married mom's fear of losing
29:29her surrogate spouse spikes tightens her grip interferes to the point where son has no autonomy
29:35then uses her influence to alienate the affection from her son to her spouse so she can have son all to
29:41herself again and this is why you've got a radio show
29:53alienation of affection are you seriously running with this 1965 called they want their tort back
30:00it's an oldie but a goodie it's an abolished legal argument may i beg the court's indulgence
30:05you already set up the monitor mr hatcher could you give the court context for this photo
30:14that's theo and me on our honeymoon in sayulita and this photo a valentine's dinner at coquette and
30:24this one theo receiving his phd after four long years in a grueling dissertation process it was a big
30:32deal there is nothing more torturous than sitting through somebody else's family slideshow miss bianchi
30:39what's your point my point is there's a bigger picture in the dissolution of this marriage
30:45may i draw the court's attention to mrs hatcher crashing her son and son-in-law's honeymoon mrs
30:52hatcher inviting herself to their romantic valentine's dinner mr kipps commencement ceremony
30:58in mr hatcher's own words a big deal and yet he didn't take this photo in fact he missed his
31:05husband's commencement ceremony entirely why
31:11because mrs hatcher called with a conveniently timed and imaginary crisis my vertigo came back
31:17that is a crisis i'll have order in my court with a little more context these photos tell the story
31:23of a mother who was so threatened by her son's marriage she intentionally alienated his affection
31:30directly causing my client pain and suffering oh so now i'm on trial you might be if you keep this up
31:39andrew i'm here to see how your father's holding up well i appreciate that but dad's gone awol
31:53what do you mean he's awol i came to pick him up to tour some retirement homes and he's gone
31:59i will never forgive myself if something happens to him robert will be fine will he he's 82 years old
32:06he's fragile why is he fighting this so hard assisted living is a tough pill to swallow well we
32:12wouldn't have to go this route if he would just accept some help i have no idea where he is i need
32:18to call the police hold off for a bit please i am so sorry again about yesterday what are you apologizing
32:26for it was unprofessional on the contrary you were a total pro seriously watching you navigate your
32:33abusive ex while she stalked you on air solidified your badassery she definitely created a false
32:40narrative dude she's unhinged if anyone needs to apologize it's me she never should have made it
32:48through on the bright side the data came back and the numbers were awesome first of all i'd like to
32:56thank miss bianchi for her entertaining argument pulled from the scrolls kudos on the big swing court
33:03favors the brave and it's not the quote glad you got to stretch your personal injury legs but third
33:10party emotional damages won't fly in family court i see no evidence that contradicts mr hatcher's
33:15statements that his gifts to his mother were given in good faith all right hang on with all the looks
33:22at each other i'm not done this bianchi slideshow did convince me that mrs hatcher is exercising undue
33:31influence i find that the properties were put into monica hatcher's name fraudulently she has no legal
33:38right to them mr kipp is entitled to half of all the marital assets
33:44seriously abby i can't even you're a courtroom queen i got you the baseline divorce settlement
33:55theo that's it no you validated my experience i didn't know that's what i needed until i got it
34:05you think there's any hope for you and oliver i think i have to accept the fact that he's damaged and
34:09i can't fix him i'm through with mama's boys recovered mama's boys though
34:26i'm glad i found you i am not bunking down with a bunch of drooling cabbages
34:33i want to file an appeal i'm advising against it we won't win which you already know
34:38do you remember how you used to keep a scoreboard of all the lawyers wins in the staff lounge i should
34:45thank you your workplace ethos served me well so much of my ego was wrapped up in those wins
34:51however as i've grown older i realized not all wins belong on the scoreboard as much as i complain
35:00about daniel i've learned from watching him work that if you are willing to relinquish some control
35:06brave some vulnerability and trust that both sides are working towards a common goal sometimes you
35:14actually get more of what you want i see what you're doing i talked to ender he says if you agree to
35:19downsize accept all home care visits and stop haranguing the poor meals on wheels volunteer
35:26you can continue to live an independent life harry i am sorry but i cannot stomach that meals on wheels woman
35:39i'm going to need you
35:40i'm going to need you to teach me how this dying dispatch thing works
35:51okay
35:51you'll never guess how i salvaged kip versus why are you reading that shut the door
36:01i'm expecting a child
36:14congratulations
36:16i didn't know you were seeing anyone not and yet we're pregnant well she's pregnant you are reading
36:23an 80s guide to mom shaming while binge eating candy i would appreciate your discretion
36:30i would like to share the news with dad myself sure if you stop micromanaging me
36:37deal and if you buy 40 boxes of chocolate covered almonds 30 38 fine
36:41how you feeling i'm prepared you've never been unprepared for anything in your life daniel
36:54in fact all of your annoying qualities make you oddly suited for parenthood
37:00i mean you already carry craig on your chest
37:04right having a baby's just like having a dog
37:07oh you make it so hard to be on your side
37:14i just put the kettle on do you want some tea sure thanks okay
37:21i felt so good to wake up all together the other day it's it but before you go any further
37:30i should tell you i'm seeing someone it's really days but i'm
37:37excited to see where it goes okay well thanks for letting me know i'm happy for you thanks
37:48how did the show go it was good yeah of course it was i'm proud of you
37:55so i'll pick the munchkin up in the morning around eight perfect
38:06you know how much i hate losing between you and me judge gill's ruling was a blessing in disguise
38:24his ego was ruining his life one of the most important things i learned in sobriety was
38:33leaving my ego at the door elena would be the first to tell you i muck it up all the time
38:38i think you're doing all right the challenge is to learn that life lesson before it's too late
38:58i think i'm too tired
39:29oh no are you not sleeping well in the fold out no no the couch is super comfy
39:35so why are you so tired maybe just having to wake up early to abide by your morning rules
39:41what morning rules just like how you want the fitted sheet folded okay it takes me half an hour to get the
39:52silk edges tucked into the little elastic pockets and how you want me to towel dry the shower walls
39:58after every use but by the time i'm done drying everything i'm so sweaty i need another shower
40:02and then you ask me to leave the apartment for 15 minutes every morning and it's always right
40:05after i pour myself a big bowl of cheerios and i get back and the cereal is soggy and i know it's not
40:10my apartment but honestly it is very confusing to be told to walk around the block at random intervals
40:14random intervals i have park opresis winston are you dying no i'm poop shy you should have just said
40:24that you can stay in the apartment when i go to the washroom no it's a good excuse to get my steps in
40:31oh thank god can i just roll up the fitted sheet though if you stuff it in the cupboard where i can't
40:38see it uneven edges make my eye twitch deal mr frodo here we come i've sold 48 boxes of chocolate
40:50almonds so other people's kids can stuff themselves full of croissants you're a real philanthropist now
40:55since i've already invested all this humanitarian age i'm wondering if we should just send nico on
41:01the trip are you serious i don't want to coddle him just because he's young for his age i mean
41:08what's the worst that could happen i have to fly to paris to retrieve him in the middle of the trip
41:14okay yeah let's toss this kid out of the nest nico takes paris great it's okay i'll tell madame gail
41:26i'm so glad we've gone to this place abby we're killing it with the co-parenting we really are
41:33good thing since it sounds like we might be working together soon too
41:37what do you mean well because of the merger what merger