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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang cause the boys are here, the boys to entertain you, with music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey, with songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue, so meet the gang cause the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:27B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
00:41Dum-dee-dum-dee, dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum.
00:48Dum-dee-dum-dee.
00:49Oh blimey, you're here at a very special time.
00:53Concert Party is giving one very special, top-hole, funny show for Maharaja of Bharapur.
01:00But we British are knowing one secret.
01:03While Concert Party is having its funny turn, one of Maharaja Saab's most loving sons is going to be very naughty and shoot his daddy.
01:12Never mind. There is no need to be worried, because Gunner Lafthi Sugden Saab, that is the one with the very high voice.
01:21And the very low head.
01:23Has been volunteered by Sergeant Major Saab to throw himself upon the body of Maharaja Saab to protect him from the nasty bullets.
01:33Oh, if Gunner Lafthi Saab does not throw himself quickly enough, Sergeant Major Saab is going to help him most kindly with his foot.
01:50Do you mind? I'm doing my mascara in.
01:53Sorry, sorry, old chap, shan't be a tick just dabbing on a touch of the old brawl cream.
01:58I thought you'd have done better with a duster than a dab-a-ronic.
02:02That's not funny, old man.
02:04Ciao!
02:05Right, pay attention. Gather round. The commanding officer is about to address you.
02:10Pay attention, chaps. Can you all hear me?
02:12Oh, yes, thank you, Colonel Saab. Beautifully.
02:14Shut up and get out.
02:15Don't send him away. Don't send him away. We need him.
02:18Now, we believe that the maximum time of danger for the Maharaja will be while you're actually doing your concert.
02:24Because at that time, no one will notice the assassin because they'll all be concentrating on you.
02:30Oh, that's true. Lots of people have told me that when I'm out in front of an audience, I'm magnetic.
02:36All eyes are riveted on me.
02:38Oh, that is right, sir. Especially when your drawers fall down round your knees.
02:43Shut up.
02:44Yes, do settle down.
02:45Now, because of this, I tell the Maharaja the show can only last ten minutes.
02:49Ten minutes? But we never do less than an hour.
02:51I'm sorry. To do any longer would be absolute murder.
02:54I couldn't agree more, sir.
02:56Ten minutes. How can I score in ten minutes?
02:59I did one.
03:02Hackintosh. Wash your mouth out, boy.
03:06Ten minutes. And the cowboy scene alone runs ten minutes.
03:09Well, could we do just that?
03:11But how's the build-up?
03:12Well, what does the cowboy scene consist of?
03:14Well, we're all cowboys.
03:15Well, some of us.
03:17I sing south of the border.
03:19Yes, and I'm a senorita.
03:21A picture in old Spanish lace.
03:23Oh, that is true, sir, for little siesta. And he is so gay.
03:28Sounds absolutely first class.
03:30Now, during the turn, it's absolutely vital that you are gonna...
03:33Sagran, sir.
03:34Sagran, yes. Stay as close as possible to the Maharaja.
03:36And you, Sergeant Major, better stick right beside him.
03:39Or you better wear some sort of costume or other, so you look part of the show.
03:42Excuse me, sir, but that is not the sort of thing I is impartial to.
03:46I'm sorry, Sergeant Major, but this is an emergency.
03:49He'll ruin it. He'll completely ruin it.
03:51I will not ruin it, Gunnar Bormont!
03:55No, of course you won't. Not completely.
03:59Thank you, sir.
04:00Aren't we better be armed, sir?
04:02No, no, no. That would only arouse suspicion.
04:04I shall have a reserve revolver concealed in my pocket,
04:06and Captain Ashwood will have something concealed in his trousers as well.
04:10Excuse me, sir, if we're all here, who's watching the wretched Maharaja?
04:18Who's watching the wretched Maharaja?
04:20That, Mr Lidyar, Gunnar Graham is no concern of you. Sorry, sir.
04:23As a matter of fact, Captain Ashwood is keeping an eye on the Maharaja at this very moment,
04:26so we've hardly anything to worry about.
04:28Have we, Sergeant Major?
04:30Hardly anything, sir.
04:33Oh, there, sir.
04:35We shall be seated as close as possible to the Maharaja,
04:37and we would like you to stand behind us where you can get a good view.
04:40Oh, thank you, Colonel Saab, but I have already seen the show.
04:43No, no, no. I don't mean a good view of the show.
04:44I mean a good view of the Maharaja and the audience.
04:47What does that mean?
04:48Now, if anybody makes a move, I shall give a signal with my hanky,
04:51and then you will leap into action, Gunnar, Gunnar...
04:54Sugglin, sir.
04:55Yes, that's right.
04:56Now, your job is to get between the assailant and the Maharaja.
04:59It's very unlikely he'll fire with you in the way.
05:01Well, fairly unlikely, anyway.
05:04But, sir, how is I going to tackle this assailant without a gun?
05:07Well, Captain Ashwood will draw his revolver out of his trousers
05:10and throw it to you, and I will back you up. Is that quite clear?
05:12Sir.
05:13Is that quite clear?
05:14Yes, sir. I leap as soon as you wag your hanky.
05:16Or as soon as Rangie wags his hanky.
05:18Oh, Saab, I am only poor bear, and I do not have hanky.
05:22Well, you'll just have to wag something else, won't you?
05:24He can wag his doughties.
05:25What, sir?
05:26He can wag his doughties.
05:27Oh, yes, yes.
05:28Well, of course, that's a good idea.
05:29You can wag your doughties.
05:30Flesh Harry.
05:33Never doughties again.
05:36All right, the rest of you, get ready for the concert.
05:39Move yourselves.
05:41Ain't we better find the Sergeant Major a suitable disguise?
05:44Yes.
05:45What a pity we're not doing the donkey serenade.
05:47We are again happy as can be.
05:52Ah, good.
05:54Well, we seem very well placed here.
05:56If anyone makes a move from the front, then that little fella, um...
06:00Sugden.
06:01Sugden, yes.
06:02He throws himself in front of the Maharaja.
06:04You pull your thing out of the trousers and throw it to the Sergeant.
06:09I must say, it's truly uncomfortable having this gown hidden in my trousers.
06:12That's just as bad for me, you know.
06:14Now, if anyone comes from the rear, one of us will have to throw ourselves in the way
06:18and protect the Maharaja.
06:20I seem to be the nearest.
06:22So you are, yes.
06:25Would you like to change places?
06:27No, not at all.
06:28Oh, good show.
06:29I shan't forget this, um...
06:30Ashwood.
06:31That's right.
06:33Do I have something to eat, Colonel?
06:34Oh, thanks, awfully.
06:36What do you suppose it is?
06:37Well, sir, this is very great delicacy.
06:39This is peacock hearts stuffed with saffron balls.
06:45Oh, yes.
06:46They must use up an awful lot of peacocks.
06:48I shan't think they got through a tidy number of saffrons as well.
06:55Oh, thank you, bearer, tikai.
06:58What do you suppose this is?
06:59Very special drink, sir.
07:01Made from fermented camel's milk.
07:03Is it really?
07:04Do you suppose they ferment the camels or the milk?
07:08Silly Ashwood, the milk, of course.
07:10Cheers, cheers.
07:14On second thoughts, maybe they ferment the camel.
07:18I find it rather moorish.
07:20Can I come again?
07:21Oh, be most careful, sir.
07:22This is like the camel.
07:23It gives very nasty bite.
07:26Right.
07:27They serve the food and drink.
07:29So, uh, stand by, fellas.
07:31Shall I get on to the piano?
07:32Oh, yes.
07:33Oh, look.
07:34Look, as we're not doing an opening number,
07:35you'd better go and make an announcement.
07:37Me?
07:38Oh, you can do it.
07:40Oh, all right.
07:41I'll have a go.
07:42Right.
07:43We're starting, Lofty.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, good.
07:46They're starting.
07:47On guard!
07:48On guard!
07:49On guard!
07:50Do be quiet, bearer.
07:51They haven't done anything yet.
07:53Any more?
07:54Oh, steady, I should be.
07:57Ladies and gentlemen,
08:01welcome to our show.
08:04Oh, ho, ho, ho.
08:07Tonight.
08:10If you think it will be all right.
08:15To Mexico.
08:20Oh, ho, ho, ho.
08:23We intend to go.
08:33That is the last time I'll let him do an introduction.
08:36I'm an old cowhound
08:46From the Rio Grande
08:49And I learned to ride
08:54Before I learned to sand
08:57I'm a cowboy who's never seen a cow
09:04I'd never ought to steer
09:06Cos I don't know how
09:08And I ain't all fixing on learning, no
09:12Yippee-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
09:42South of the border
09:46Down Mexico way
09:48Sergeant Major, if you're coming on, you'd better come on now with me.
09:51I don't know what to do.
09:52Oh, well, pretend to my father.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:57I'm sorry.
09:58I'm sorry.
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:03I'm sorry.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:05South of the border
10:07Down Mexico way
10:10I was a picture
10:14In old Spanish lace
10:17Dance, dance, dance
10:18Just for a tender while
10:21I kissed a smile
10:23Upon her face
10:25For it was fiesta
10:28And we were so gay
10:31Down Mexico way
10:38And I sighed as I whispered
10:44Maniana
10:45Get off
10:46Never dreaming that we was a party
10:49And I lied as I whispered
10:53Maniana
10:54For our tomorrow never came
10:57South of the border
11:00Get nearer his nails
11:03There in a veil of white
11:07By candlelight
11:08How careless
11:09You have no spices
11:11And mission bells told me
11:14That I mustn't stay
11:17Sorry, false alarm
11:23False alarm
11:23I say
11:24What's all this?
11:25I'm terribly sorry, sir
11:27You see, he's meant to be my father
11:30And he's furious at him
11:31Who's my boyfriend
11:32Because he's ogling me
11:33But he overacted
11:35Because he's an amateur
11:37And not very good
11:38I'm so sorry, Your Excellency
11:40May we continue?
11:41Yes, con we may continue
11:42Yes, you may carry on
11:46But first
11:47May I give my son
11:48Some little childish presents
11:50It's a family custom
11:52We do it every birthday
11:53Oh, please continue
11:58Carry on, son of a minute
11:59Sure
12:00Then I sighed as I whispered
12:02Maniana
12:03Never dreaming that we were partying
12:07And I lied as I whispered
12:09Shut him in
12:10Shut him in
12:10Ah!
12:12Don't you, don't you
12:14Come on, my little
12:14Get it out, get it out
12:17Oh, there's all brains out
12:22Such a dear boy
12:28But he never could resist a sweetie
12:30Right, now, whoever it is
12:36Who's trying to kill the Maharaja
12:37Didn't show his hand at the party
12:38Now, all the sons
12:40Are going home tomorrow morning
12:42So whichever one of them
12:43Is going to do it
12:44Will have to do it tonight
12:45Now, all the windows
12:47In the Maharaja's bedroom
12:48Have steel shutters
12:50So there's only one way
12:51In which anyone
12:52Can get inside that room
12:54And that is through the
12:55Chimney door
12:56Now, I want an armed guard
13:00Placed outside that room all night
13:01And on no account
13:02Is anyone to go in or out
13:03Is that quite clear?
13:04Sir
13:04Sir
13:05Supposing the Maharaja wants to
13:08There is one in there
13:13Pull yourself together, Ashwood
13:18We're making an exhibition of you, sir
13:20I'm awfully sorry, sir
13:21Now, the rest of us
13:22Will sleep in here
13:23So as to be near at hand
13:24I know it's not very comfortable
13:25But we're all in the same boat
13:27And we'll jolly
13:27We'll have to rough it
13:29Raja-sabh ne aapke liye khas toffa leja hai
13:31Achha, Colonel-sabh
13:32You say these come with the compliments
13:34Of Maharaja-sabh
13:35Oh, thank you very much
13:37Look, we can't drink it in front of the men, sir
13:40It'll make them jealous
13:42Nonsense
13:42They won't be jealous
13:43They never have champagne
13:44In any case, you're not going to have any
13:46You've had plenty already
13:47Colonel-sabh
13:48Here is the plan of the old palace
13:51Of the Maharaja
13:51That you requested
13:52Ah, yeah
13:53Raja-sabh
13:54Apsunajara
13:54Achha
13:55Colonel-sabh, we say that
13:56Maharaja is now preparing
13:57To retire for the night
13:59Oh
13:59We better post them sentries, sir
14:01That'll be all, my man
14:02Go on, push off
14:04We're in the Arctic coast
14:06So, give me the moonlight
14:08Give me the girl
14:10And leave the rest
14:13Jago, Jago
14:22Wake up
14:23Wake up
14:24You ruddy fool
14:40What do you mean
14:41Waking me up
14:42In the centre of the night
14:43What a silly fool
14:45Cliverty
14:46Ramzaam overheard
14:47Two of Maharaja's sons
14:49Talking at the passage
14:50Huh?
14:51Haranji, Maharaja
14:52Kaya doular ki
14:52Apus me
14:52Ek dushri
14:53Kaya
14:53Kaya
14:53Kaya
14:53Kaya
14:53Kaya
14:54Kaya
14:54Kaya
14:54Kaya
14:54Kaya
14:54Kaya
14:55Kaya
14:55Kaya
14:55Kaya
14:55Kaya
14:56Kaya
14:56Kaya
14:56Oh, holy Krishna
14:58I must wake
14:59Sergeant Major
14:59Saab
15:00Sardamita
15:00Saab
15:01Sardamita
15:01Saab
15:01Noose water
15:02Noose water
15:03Noose water
15:03Noose water
15:03Noose water
15:04I'm done
15:04I'm done
15:05I'm done
15:05I'm done
15:05I'm done
15:06Get off me
15:07What an S going on
15:09Sardamita
15:09Oh, Colonel
15:10Terrible news
15:11Oh, Colonel
15:12Oh, Colonel
15:13Oh, ho, ho, ho
15:14Oh, ho, ho, ho
15:15What is all that
15:20Swaddle?
15:21Oh, Colonel
15:22He said he heard
15:23through the
15:23Maharaja
15:24Saab
15:24Talking
15:25and they were
15:26going to store
15:27one bacchus
15:28of dynamite
15:29in the old
15:29snake pit
15:30Dynamite?
15:31Good heavens
15:32Have you got
15:32that map
15:33of the palace?
15:33Oh, yeah
15:34You'll be on, sir
15:35Yes, well, I can't
15:42make head and tear
15:42of that
15:42Excuse me, sir
15:43I think you've
15:44got it upside down
15:45Yes, yes
15:48Yes, it should
15:49go from left to right
15:50Oh, I thought
15:50all maps in India
15:51went from right to left
15:52I think you're
15:53thinking of China, sir
15:54All right, well
15:56you deal with it
15:57Well, we are
15:58here, sir
15:59and the Maharaja's
16:00bedroom is here
16:01Let me see
16:03The snake pit
16:04is here
16:05right underneath
16:06the Maharaja's
16:07bedroom
16:07He's going to blow
16:09the Maharaja up, sir
16:10Good heavens
16:11That means the son
16:12with the gun
16:13is the blighter
16:13who's the dynamite
16:14Now, it's quite clear, sir
16:18what we need
16:18is a volunteer
16:19to go into that snake pit
16:20and bring out the dynamite
16:22Don't look at me
16:26I'm hopeless
16:27at handling dynamite
16:29Always have been
16:30Never was any good at it
16:31No matter how hard I tried
16:33Shut up
16:33But what about
16:34the snakes?
16:35That's the point
16:36Not to worry, Colonel, sir
16:37In olden time
16:38this pit was full of
16:39coobras
16:40and Maraja, sir
16:41you two threw
16:42their enemies down there
16:43But this was stopped
16:45by us British
16:46hundreds of years ago
16:47Now, that's a relief
16:49we don't have to worry
16:50about the snakes
16:51No, sir
16:51Just the dynamite
16:53How did we get
16:54into that snake pit, sir?
16:55Well, there's a trap door
16:56at the top of the pit
16:57here, sir
16:58just outside
16:59the Maharaja's bedroom
16:59and there's another door
17:01at the bottom
17:01of the pit down here
17:02I could go into
17:04the snake pit, sir
17:04through the door
17:05at the bottom
17:05and get the dynamite
17:06Did you hear that, sir?
17:10Well done, son
17:11boy
17:12But, uh
17:13ooh
17:14the Colonel couldn't allow that
17:15Oh, couldn't he?
17:16Oh, no, sir
17:17Besides, uh
17:18going down in that snake pit
17:19would play havoc
17:20with his dandruff
17:21Right, Ashford
17:23come along
17:24We'll try the door
17:25at the bottom of the pit
17:26you take your men
17:27and try and find
17:28the trap door
17:28at the top of the pit
17:29Come along
17:29Right, come on, lovely boys
17:31Your troubles
17:31Old Kent wrote
17:33and goodbye
17:35There's someone coming
17:36Downfire
17:37You should challenge them first
17:38Oh, yeah, right
17:39Of course
17:40Oh, who goes there?
17:43Friend or foe?
17:44Shut up
17:45Oh, my gosh
17:49Start looking with that trap door
17:50Sparky, give us a hand
17:51Up
17:56There it is
17:58Right
17:58Open it up
17:59Yeah
18:02Hello, Sergeant Major
18:06Accident will happen
18:09Thank you, Sergeant
18:10Thank you, Bearer
18:13It's no good
18:15The door at the bottom of the pit
18:16has two huge locks on it
18:17Well, can't you shoot them off, sir?
18:19I don't risk it
18:19One bullet in that dynamite
18:21and we'll all be blown sky high
18:22Couldn't someone go down on a rope, Sergeant Major?
18:25Well done
18:25Good boy
18:26But not you
18:27Sir
18:28I will send the Pankawala for his rope
18:30Hey, Ramzan
18:31Where the hell are you going to get a rope-bearer?
18:35Sergeant Major, sir
18:36Who ever heard of Pankawala without rope?
18:38It is his business
18:39We need some sort of a light
18:41Oh, sir
18:42I've got a candle
18:43Mohamed?
18:44Yes, sir?
18:45Oh, Mohamed
18:45Look, go to my prop basket
18:47and get my candle
18:48the one I use for the blowing out the candle joke
18:50Oh, the blowing out of the candle joke
18:53Very silly funny, sir
18:54What is the blowing out the candle joke, Beaumont?
18:58Well, it goes sort of
18:59Oh, yes, awfully amusing
19:04What we need, sir
19:07is somebody to go down to yore on a rope
19:09and whoever it is
19:10must have to be light
19:12and small
19:13Now, who has we got
19:15who is light and small?
19:19Go to Reverend
19:20Yes, Sergeant Major
19:21Go to Beaumont
19:22I'll be useless, Sergeant Major
19:25I'm no good at going down holes and ropes
19:27Shut up
19:28Now, who else has we got
19:31what is light and small?
19:40Go to Sugden
19:41Yes, Sergeant
19:43Major
19:43Come, you, lovely boy
19:45Now, there is the three volunteers, sir
19:50Right
19:50Now, whoever it is
19:52is going down there
19:53I don't want you to be put off
19:54by the fact that it is a snake pit
19:56It was a snake pit
19:57a hundred years ago
19:58but there are no snakes in it now
19:59That is, it's most unlikely
20:01there are any snakes in it now
20:02Is that right?
20:03Don't you like that, Colonel, Sam?
20:05Because the cobra
20:05cannot live for a hundred years
20:07Supposing they had babies?
20:10Shut up
20:11Now, the fairest thing to do
20:14says to toss up
20:14and a hot man
20:15goes down the hole
20:16Right?
20:17You ready?
20:18Off you go, sir
20:19Hedge
20:21Hedge
20:23Oh, dear
20:27It's gone down the hole
20:28How am I going to find out
20:29if it was heads or tails?
20:31Go down and have a look
20:32You might have won
20:35Look
20:37I shall need two hands
20:39to cling on to the rope
20:40I won't be able to handle the candle
20:41Just a second, Sergeant Major
20:42I've got an idea
20:43Lend us your hat, look
20:44There we are
20:52There is no doubt about you, Gunna Graham
20:56When it comes to screwing candles
20:58in pith helmets
20:59A university education
21:03comes in handy
21:04Happy birthday, Lofty
21:10Happy war, boy
21:14Right, well
21:16Good luck, Gunna
21:20Gunna
21:21Silkden, sir
21:21I shan't forget this
21:25Bear up, bear up
21:26Stick your head over the edge
21:27Stand by to relay instructions
21:29I just have to meet us up
21:30Hand to you, Beaumont
21:31That's me
21:32Smells awfully damn
21:38Shut up and get on with it
21:39I just have
21:40Lower the way
21:41Lower
21:42Lower
21:43Top
21:45Are you all right, sir?
21:49I'm nearly there
21:50A bit more
21:51A bit more
21:52Sergeant Major, sir
21:54See
21:54Can you find the dynamite?
22:01I found my coin
22:02It was heads
22:04He says he's found the coin
22:08And it is heads
22:08So can he come up, please?
22:11Shut up
22:12Ask him about the dynamite
22:13The dynamite
22:14Watch out
22:14Don't make us up, sir
22:15Have you found the dynamite?
22:18It's in a bit chest
22:19Would I tie rope to chest
22:22So he can pull it up?
22:24It's too big
22:25And it's made of lead
22:27He says
22:28It's too big
22:29And it's made of lead
22:30Tell him to
22:32Stuff the sticks of dynamite
22:33In his pockets
22:34Stuff the sticks of dynamite
22:37In your pockets
22:37I haven't got enough pockets
22:40Well, stuff them
22:41In your trousers, then
22:42Sergeant Major, sir
22:44Stuff it up your trousers
22:46Right
22:49Stand by to pull him up, boys
22:50I wonder what this long piece of string's for
22:53I'm ready to come up
23:00He's ready to come up
23:02Right, gently, boys
23:04Right, time to measure
23:04Gently
23:05That's it
23:08Keep pulling
23:21I can't hear, Sergeant Major
23:24It must be caught on something
23:25What do you want about pull?
23:27It's stuck, Sergeant Major
23:28Let him down
23:30He won't go down either, Sergeant Major
23:33He's completely stuck
23:35Can you hear the snake?
23:36It's hissing
23:37Right, Sergeant Major Tarl
23:41Is he?
23:42He can hear the snake hissing
23:43But it is not a snake
23:45No, Sergeant Major
23:46It's not a snake
23:46You better come and have a look
23:48Can I have a word with you, sir?
23:59I think we've seen a bit of trouble by you, sir
24:01I asked the report that Gunner Sugden
24:04Is dangling in mid-hair, caught fast
24:06And that hissing sound you can hear
24:07Is the end of a fuse
24:09Which is attached to a detonator
24:10And a stick of dynamite in his trousers
24:12Along with several other sticks of dynamite
24:15Of the same nature
24:16Is it a fast or slow-burning fuse?
24:22I think it's a slow-burning, sir
24:23Yes, sir, it's definitely a slow-burning fuse
24:25It's about four feet long
24:27And it's, uh, let me see
24:28It should burn at, uh, diathermic coefficient
24:31Get on with it, get on with it
24:32He's got about four minutes, 53 seconds, sir
24:36Well, it'll be blown, Sergeant!
24:39Pull yourself together, Gunner-Fingy
24:41We've got plenty of time to work things out
24:42Tom, Tom, could we not pour something over the fuse
24:46And distinguish it
24:47Tom, how much see you've got on that hood?
24:50Pull up, stop
24:50I'll give it to you
24:51Quick, quick, move yourself
24:52That'll be five rupees, sir
24:54Get stopped
24:55Left a bit, left a bit
25:00No, no, no, no, right there
25:02No, left a bit
25:04Give it to me
25:06Get out
25:12Still sizzling, sir
25:14Here, why don't we try swinging him
25:17Then I'll put it out
25:18Watch us out
25:18Swing, lovely, sir
25:20Swing, ding
25:21No, no, fuse is still sizzling, Sergeant Major, sir
25:25Is this any use, Sergeant Major?
25:27Where'd you get that from?
25:28It was hanging on the wall all the time
25:30It was hanging on the wall
25:30Fuse is still sizzling, sir
25:40We've got three minutes left, sir
25:41Well, either someone goes down on another rope
25:43And puts that fuse out
25:44Or we'd run for it
25:46Let's run for it
25:47Give me that other rope, Graeme
25:50Oh, Sergeant Major, sir
25:53You're so totally brave
25:54Shut up
25:55I shan't forget this, Sergeant Major
25:59Sergeant Major
26:01William, sir
26:03Stand still, stand still
26:17Right
26:23Grab on to my rope, Lofty
26:25Now
26:26I is going to pull
26:29The fuse out of the dynamite
26:31Stop
26:36Shut up
26:39Got it
26:44Grab all of me, Loft
26:46All the way, boys
26:48Come on, Ash
26:53Put it back into it
26:54Keep it, eh?
26:56Come on
26:56Come on
26:58What on earth is going on out here?
27:08I think you ought to know, Your Excellency
27:10One of your sons is trying to kill you
27:12But that's quite absurd
27:13My sons all love me
27:15But he'd stored dynamite under your bedroom, sir
27:17He was going to blow you up
27:18That dynamite was to make a swimming pool
27:21The ground here is like iron
27:23But we had a message from Delhi
27:24But we had a message from Delhi that one of your seven sons was trying to kill you
27:27Seven?
27:28But I have only five
27:29The Maharaja of Barapur has seven
27:32I beg your pardon, sir
27:35Is you not the Maharaja of Barapur?
27:37No
27:38I'm the Maharaja of Barapur's palace is just over there, just across the river
27:45A most unpleasant fellow
27:48You brought us to the wrong palace, Ashwood
27:50I say I'm most awfully sorry, sir
27:57You know, there is an old Hindu proverb which say
28:02That if you have something hissing in your trousers
28:05This is not necessarily a snake
28:08Like
28:15Yeah
28:15Go
28:17Go
28:18Go
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28:55P-O-P-O-Y-N
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