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Jason Statham and Brad Pitt team up in this adrenaline-fueled action-thriller where street justice clashes with organized crime. Set in the gritty underworld of London, "The Thugs" follows two former rivals forced to unite against a powerful gang empire.
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00:00:01That's Tommy.
00:00:02He tells people he was named after a gun.
00:00:05But I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
00:00:09I've known him for as long as I can remember.
00:00:12He's my partner.
00:00:14It doesn't mean we hold hands or take windy walks.
00:00:17What it really means is,
00:00:18I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me.
00:00:21I give him a hard time,
00:00:23keeps him in check.
00:00:25But really, he's like my brother.
00:00:28What do I know about Diamonds?
00:00:30I'm a boxing promoter.
00:00:32I was a happy boxing promoter until a week ago.
00:00:34And then, what do I know about Diamonds?
00:00:38Don't they come from Antwerp?
00:00:41Morty!
00:00:43Morty?
00:00:58What do I know?
00:01:00What do I know about Diamonds?
00:01:02What?
00:01:03What are you thinking?
00:01:05Get out!
00:01:06Get out, my son!
00:01:10Where is the stone?
00:01:12Okay.
00:01:15Where is the stone?
00:01:16Oh, look!
00:01:17Where is the stone?
00:01:19Where is the stone?
00:01:26Michael V is the stone
00:01:49When does your plane leave 20 minutes give me your gun
00:02:10When you get to London if you want the gun call this number
00:02:19Boris, Boris, he can get you anything you need
00:02:34Is he allowed to do that?
00:02:36Yes, it's an unlicensed boxing match probably
00:02:39Even got a tickling competition
00:02:41These lads are out to hurt each other
00:02:44What's happening with those sausages, Charlie?
00:02:46Job in these doctors
00:02:49Look at it
00:02:50How am I supposed to run this thing from that?
00:02:53We're going to need a proper office
00:02:55I want a new one, Tommy
00:02:56You're going to buy it for me
00:02:58Why me?
00:03:00Well, you know about caravans
00:03:02How's that?
00:03:04You spent a summer in one
00:03:06Which means you know more than me
00:03:08And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price
00:03:11What's wrong with this one?
00:03:14Oh, nothing, Tommy
00:03:16It's tip-top
00:03:18It's just I'm not sure about the colour
00:03:21It's all erased
00:03:23You've just got to pick it up
00:03:25There's an address
00:03:26It's a campsite
00:03:30You've got ten grand
00:03:32And it'd be nice to see change
00:03:34What's that many of them sausages, Charlie?
00:03:37Five minutes, Turkish
00:03:38It was two minutes, five minutes ago
00:03:41It was two minutes, five minutes ago
00:03:43Well, it ain't parkies, are they?
00:03:46It ain't parkies
00:03:48You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?
00:03:54Come on, old top
00:03:56What's that?
00:03:57It's me belt, Turkish
00:03:59Oh, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers
00:04:01What is a gun doing in your trousers?
00:04:03It's for protection
00:04:05Protection from what?
00:04:07The Germans
00:04:08What's to stop it blowing your **** off every time you sit down?
00:04:12Where did you get it?
00:04:13Boris the Blade
00:04:15You mean Boris a sneaky **** Russian
00:04:18It's heavy, isn't it?
00:04:22Heavy is good
00:04:23Heavy is reliable
00:04:25If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it
00:04:28Boris the Blade
00:04:30Or Boris the Bullet Dodger
00:04:32As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it
00:04:35Apparently
00:04:36It's just impossible to kill the ****
00:04:39Back to my partner, Tommy
00:04:43Tommy runs the other business
00:04:45The slot machines
00:04:47Which keeps the rain off our heads
00:04:49And the gloves on Gorgeous' hands
00:04:51However
00:04:52Tommy's a little preoccupied with protection at present
00:04:55Alright, I'll take it
00:04:57Alright, I'll take it
00:04:59There's a reason for Tommy's newfound enthusiasm for firearms
00:05:03Sooner or later
00:05:04In the unlicensed boxing world
00:05:06You're gonna have to deal with that reason
00:05:08Break, Tom
00:05:09If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is
00:05:12He doesn't look bad, does he?
00:05:14Oh no, Mr. Polkwood, he looks great
00:05:16He'd do you proud, Governor
00:05:17You reckon that's what people should do for me, do you, Gary?
00:05:20Do me proud?
00:05:21That's what you deserve, Mr. Polkwood
00:05:23Pull your tongue out of my ****, Gary
00:05:26Dogs do that
00:05:28You're not a dog, are you, Gary?
00:05:30No
00:05:31No, I'm not
00:05:32However
00:05:34You do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary
00:05:38All except loyalty
00:05:39It's rumoured that Bricktop's favourite means of dispatch
00:05:42The dog's a stun gun
00:05:44A plastic bag
00:05:45A roll of tape
00:05:46And a pack of hungry pigs
00:05:49You're a ruthless little man, I'll give you that
00:05:52But I've got no time for grasses
00:05:56Get that out!
00:05:58Feed them to the pigs, Harold
00:06:00What the **** are you two looking at?
00:06:04What are you two looking at?
00:06:08You've got to deal with it
00:06:09You've just got to make sure you don't end up knowing it
00:06:12Because then you're in his debt
00:06:14Which means you're in his pocket
00:06:16And once you're in there
00:06:18You ain't ever coming out
00:06:20I hear he's a good fighter
00:06:22So I'm going to use him
00:06:23I'll be doing you a favour, boy
00:06:25What he means is
00:06:27I'm doing him a favour
00:06:29Because everybody knows
00:06:31Nobody takes a dive in my fights
00:06:33Unlike his
00:06:34Here, Harold, I don't think he likes me
00:06:37You don't like me, do you, boy?
00:06:39You know what you mean?
00:06:41But I do know I can't wait to get out of here
00:06:43It stinks
00:06:44I like my fights to finish prompts
00:06:46So we can get the punters out
00:06:47Before all the authorities find out
00:06:49Now play your cards right
00:06:50And I'll sort you out
00:06:52You can sort me out by showing me out
00:06:54It's hard enough to make a living in the boxing world
00:06:57So every now and then
00:06:58You've got to do something that might not agree with your principles
00:07:00Basically
00:07:01You have to forget you've gotten it
00:07:03Are they late this year, pigs?
00:07:05Who the **** are talking to you, boy?
00:07:07Oh yeah, Tommy
00:07:09Tommy
00:07:10Ricktop loves Tommy
00:07:12Now don't let me down
00:07:14And don't want to let me down, do you, boy?
00:07:19We'll see you ringside
00:07:39I don't want to let me down
00:07:40What?
00:07:41What?
00:07:42Let's go.
00:08:12you lost the gap
00:08:1986 carats brilliant cut beautiful
00:08:25clean no fluorescence a beautiful stone you're a good boy frankie a good boy and you did a real
00:08:32good job now when do you get back i gotta move the mailers and the two grainers here
00:08:36and get a better price a couple of days talk to my cousin dougie
00:08:40doug the head yeah doug the head
00:08:41and frankie and what stay out of those casinos
00:08:49you did a good job booby don't go screwing it up all right i hear you abby i'll see you abby
00:08:5986 carats where london london london london yes
00:09:09london you know fish chips couple tea bad food worse weather mary coppins london
00:09:17no pull your eye for me that's doug the head everybody knows doug the head if it's stones
00:09:24and it's stolen doug's the man to speak to pretends he's jewish wishes he was jewish
00:09:29he even tells his family they're jewish but he's about as jewish as he is a monkey he thinks it's good for business and in the diamond business
00:09:38yeah dr head it is good for business heavy he'll be there today take care of him will you
00:09:45heavy you know i won't buy straws he isn't selling straws
00:09:49small naked smoke what do you take me for this is england we play by the rules
00:09:54listen to me if the stones are kosher then i'll borrow my money and you will excuse me it's my lunchtime
00:10:02bye
00:10:03yeah man
00:10:05what are you doing here it's a free country innit
00:10:13well it ain't a free shop is it
00:10:16i want to see you two girls up in my office
00:10:31i just had cousin evie on the phone you know you gotta go out and see him
00:10:36yeah dad you told us he's a big mucker in new york
00:10:39yeah dad you told us
00:10:41i want to see you two girls up in my office
00:10:43yeah dad you told us
00:10:46the weight is sign of reliability i always go for reliability
00:10:57i'll take it
00:11:06how much do you want for it
00:11:09nothing
00:11:10okay
00:11:13so what do you want for it
00:11:16i want you to do something for me
00:11:17there is a fight in couple of days
00:11:21what kind of a fight
00:11:24unlicensed boxing
00:11:26there is a bookies i know that will take bets
00:11:30if you place one down for me
00:11:35we will call it quits
00:11:37why don't you put it down yourself
00:11:39well
00:11:40there is not too many bookies that takes those kind of bets
00:11:45and i already have an outstanding debt with the house
00:11:50i know something that most don't
00:11:55so i know
00:11:56what do you know
00:11:59it's a campsite
00:12:05a pikey campsite
00:12:07ten points
00:12:08what are we doing here
00:12:10we're buying a caravan
00:12:12off a pack of f***ing pikeys
00:12:14what's wrong with you
00:12:15this will get messy
00:12:17no not a fury
00:12:19oh you
00:12:20f***ing
00:12:21f***ing
00:12:22pikeys
00:12:24that's a flash car master
00:12:27it's not as flash as your bike though is it
00:12:29who are you looking for
00:12:31he's thrown ill
00:12:32you want me to go and get him
00:12:35that's a good lad
00:12:36p*** off
00:12:39are you going to go and get him for me
00:12:40yeah
00:12:42what are you waiting for
00:12:44the five quid you're going to pay me
00:12:46f***ing
00:12:47for finding myself
00:12:48two fifty
00:12:49you can have a quid
00:12:50oh you're a real tight f***er
00:12:52now there is a problem with pikers or gypsies
00:12:54what are you doing partner
00:12:55get out of the way back
00:12:56you can't really understand much of what is being said
00:12:58you're tammy
00:12:59come out of the caravan
00:13:00he's thrown ill
00:13:01f***ing man
00:13:02tammy mickey
00:13:03it's not irish
00:13:04it's not english
00:13:05how are you
00:13:06well it's just
00:13:07well it's just pikey
00:13:09f***ing me
00:13:10look at the size of him
00:13:11how big are you
00:13:12hey kids
00:13:13how big is he
00:13:14he's a big man that's for sure
00:13:15hey man
00:13:16come and look at the size of this fella
00:13:18bet your back's a little
00:13:20can't you sir
00:13:21ah
00:13:22you look like a bachelor
00:13:23get out of the way mickey
00:13:25see if the fella's like a drink
00:13:26no
00:13:27i could murder one
00:13:28there'll be no murdering done around here i don't mind telling you
00:13:31get your hands out of there you tiggy little toy
00:13:33cup of tea for the big fella
00:13:35come out
00:13:36don't be silly mickey
00:13:37offer the man a proper drink alright
00:13:39you little f***er
00:13:41is the big fella not come home with us
00:13:43no he's minding the car
00:13:45what do you think we are
00:13:46tees
00:13:47i know nothing like that michael
00:13:48he just likes looking after cars
00:13:51yeah dags
00:13:52do you like dags
00:13:53dags
00:13:54yeah dags
00:13:55dags
00:13:56do you like dags
00:13:57oh dogs
00:13:58sure
00:13:59i like dags
00:14:00i like caravans more
00:14:02you're very welcome
00:14:03now pike is a well known for their skills of negotiation and business
00:14:18it's part of the reason they talk like they do
00:14:20so you can't follow what's being said
00:14:23but if toby can get the caravan for less than the price asked
00:14:27on his return there will be a nice grand waiting
00:14:29good dags
00:14:30good family
00:14:31hold on to him tate
00:14:32get a little homesick for your way better get over it
00:14:35see ya later lads
00:14:36see ya boss
00:14:37alright mickey
00:14:38alright mickey
00:14:39laters
00:14:40aww
00:14:41oh you see what all the fuss is about
00:14:43that ain't bad fellas
00:14:45hey
00:14:56dear wads you bought how you say
00:14:57hey look
00:14:58it helped us once i'm gone ahead
00:15:01you've still got a car
00:15:02it suggests you use it for your no work anymore
00:15:03i think we should
00:15:05now well you've still got the legs to carry it
00:15:07no no
00:15:08nobody
00:15:09nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something they're talking
00:15:12right bae
00:15:13sorry mickey
00:15:15just give us our money back and you can keep your caravan
00:15:17why the f**k man one of the caravan's got no f**king aids
00:15:19why the f**k man one of the caravan's got no f**king aids
00:15:20s**k man you got to sell it for the fight
00:15:23oh my
00:15:24dude
00:15:25go on go on
00:15:26man
00:15:27help you fight niggie
00:15:28you know what happens when you fight
00:15:29you need to see them
00:15:30give us a second
00:15:31give us a second
00:15:32give me a go
00:15:33f**k
00:15:38you want the money
00:15:41hey
00:15:42f**k
00:15:43what the f**k
00:15:44you and me
00:15:45So that's the kind of fight it's going to be.
00:16:01You want to stay down.
00:16:04You want to stay down.
00:16:13Get back, don't you?
00:16:14Stay down.
00:16:15I promise you, you want to stay down.
00:16:18Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.
00:16:40Oh, this is sick.
00:16:43I'm out of here.
00:16:44Can I go in anyway, you tick-womp?
00:16:50You said to the job's done.
00:16:51It turned out that the sweet-talking tattoo-sporting piker was a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
00:17:18Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind.
00:17:24Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes.
00:17:27Tommy knows he'll be buried with him.
00:17:28Why would the gypsies want to go to the trouble, explaining why a man died in their camps zone?
00:17:35Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp.
00:17:38It's not like they've got social security numbers, is it?
00:17:42Tommy, the dead man, is praying.
00:17:45And if he isn't, he f***ing should be.
00:17:49Marty, the dead man, is sleeping.
00:17:59Marty, the dead man has the iron of others.
00:18:02So?
00:18:02Easy.
00:18:04Na.
00:18:05It's a Moissanite.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:07A what-a-night?
00:18:08Moissenae is an artificial diamond Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse mate. Spurious. Not genuine.
00:18:17And it's worth... Bad boy, I keep telling ya. Stick to being a gangstar. Leave this game to me and Sol.
00:18:25Laters.
00:18:30What is that Vince? This is a dog Sol. You are not bringing that thing in here.
00:18:36What's your problem? It's only a dog. Where did you get it? The gypo's. Yeah.
00:18:42They threw it in with a load of moody gold. You know gypo's Sol. They're always throwing dogs in with deals.
00:18:49Well it better not be dangerous.
00:18:52And what do you think you're doing now? Well I want to get used to the shop, don't I?
00:18:58Help! Help! Help! Help! Stop the dog!
00:19:01Help! Come back here!
00:19:03Alright Boris. Don't worry about the dog.
00:19:07I'm not.
00:19:10What can I do for you Boris?
00:19:13I have a job for you.
00:19:15I already have a job.
00:19:17Fifty grand for half a day's work.
00:19:21Go on.
00:19:23I want you to hold up a bookies.
00:19:29Ah.
00:19:31From Russia with love, eh?
00:19:33I have stones to sell.
00:19:36Fat to chew and many different men to see about many different dogs.
00:19:39So if I am not rushing you...
00:19:41Slow down Frankie my son.
00:19:44When in Rome.
00:19:46I am not in the room, Doc.
00:19:48I am in a rush.
00:19:50I got to make the bookies.
00:19:52Bookies?
00:19:54What are you betting on?
00:19:56Bomber haggers.
00:19:57Oh.
00:19:58The unlicensed books, alright?
00:20:03Do you know something I'd like to?
00:20:05Booby, I probably know a lot you don't.
00:20:09Be bad to the bunk.
00:20:10Oh.
00:20:11Thank you, Tyrone.
00:20:12Oh, sire.
00:20:13Tyrone's gonna be driving for us.
00:20:14He's done a rally driving call.
00:20:15Thank you, Tyrone.
00:20:16I'm sire.
00:20:17I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
00:20:18Your seat?
00:20:19Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
00:20:20While I'm at the wheel, it's my car.
00:20:21So stop that dog dribbling on my seats.
00:20:24Alright?
00:20:25I can't believe you found it.
00:20:26Where'd it go?
00:20:27Where'd it go?
00:20:28It went straight back to the jibos.
00:20:29Oh, shut up.
00:20:30And how could it find them?
00:20:31Well, I don't know.
00:20:32I'm not a dog soul.
00:20:33Ask him.
00:20:35Like he's a f***ing homing beacon or something.
00:20:37Ow!
00:20:38Ow!
00:20:39Ow!
00:20:40Ow!
00:20:41Ow!
00:20:43Ow!
00:20:44Ow!
00:20:45Ow!
00:20:46Ow!
00:20:47Ow!
00:20:48Ow!
00:20:49Ow!
00:20:50Ow!
00:20:51Ow!
00:20:52Ow!
00:20:53Ow!
00:20:54Ow!
00:20:55Ow!
00:20:56Ow!
00:20:57Steady on the brakes!
00:20:58I mean, I thought you said he could drive, Sol.
00:21:00Listen, don't worry about me.
00:21:01Just worry about that dog on my seats.
00:21:04Alright?
00:21:05I thought you said he was a getaway driver.
00:21:15What the f*** can he get away from, eh?
00:21:16Don't worry about Tyrone.
00:21:17He can move when he has to.
00:21:18Just worry about getting us a gun, yeah?
00:21:19Yeah?
00:21:20Yeah?
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:22Yeah?
00:21:23Yeah?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:25Yeah?
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28Yeah?
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31Yeah?
00:21:32Yeah?
00:21:33Yeah?
00:21:34Yeah?
00:21:35What's that?
00:21:36Ha ha!
00:21:37This is a shotgun, Sol.
00:21:38It's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
00:21:39Yeah?
00:21:40Yeah?
00:21:41Well, I want to raise some pulses, don't I?
00:21:42You'll raise hell.
00:21:43Never mind pulses.
00:21:44That's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
00:21:45Yeah, well I want to raise some pulses, don't I?
00:21:46You'll raise hell.
00:21:47Never mind pulses.
00:21:49Yeah, well, I want to raise some pulses, don't I?
00:21:51You'll raise L. Never mind pulses.
00:22:10That does not look like a bookist.
00:22:14What have we stopped here for?
00:22:16What's the matter with that space over there?
00:22:19It's too tight.
00:22:21Too tight?
00:22:23You can land a jumbo jet in there.
00:22:26Wait, leave him alone.
00:22:28He's a natural.
00:22:29Into your Tyrone.
00:22:30I'm sorry.
00:22:43A natural idiot.
00:22:45Tyrone, what have you done?
00:22:46Yeah, Tyrone.
00:22:47What have you done?
00:22:48Look, you hassle me, you'll see what happens.
00:22:52All right, it's all right.
00:22:53Now, don't move it now, otherwise people will see the damage.
00:22:56What did you do that for?
00:22:57I didn't see it there.
00:22:58It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone.
00:23:00It's not so it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it?
00:23:03It was a funny angle.
00:23:07It's behind you, Tyrone.
00:23:09Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
00:23:11Control that dog as well.
00:23:12Control that dog as well.
00:23:13Get that dog off of the head.
00:23:19Give it that squeaky toy.
00:23:20We shut it up last time.
00:23:21You can't swallow a whole bottle.
00:23:31Why the f*** did you put gorgeous George into a bare-knuckle boxing match two days before he had to fight the bomber?
00:23:47He was half his size.
00:23:49I didn't expect him to get hurt.
00:23:51I hope you put the man into a bare-knuckle boxing match.
00:23:56What the f*** did you expect?
00:23:58A grease down and a shiatsu?
00:24:01Who took the jam out of your donut?
00:24:03You took the f***ing jam out of my donut, Tommy.
00:24:06You did.
00:24:10You should get a good deal.
00:24:12I failed to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing gorgeous, and a good deal.
00:24:19How are we going to explain this to Bricktop?
00:24:22That his fight isn't going to happen?
00:24:24We replaced the fighter.
00:24:26Oh, I hope he doesn't notice.
00:24:28And who the f*** are we going to replace him with?
00:24:31Well, what about John the Gun?
00:24:33Or Madfish, will he?
00:24:35Not exactly Mr Current Affairs, are you, Tommy?
00:24:38Madfish went mad.
00:24:40And the gun shot himself.
00:24:47Jesus.
00:24:49What?
00:24:54Jesus, the f***ing high key.
00:24:57What's going to pass?
00:24:5910K.
00:25:00Ah, me b***h.
00:25:01He's the one out of running for the boss.
00:25:11Hey!
00:25:14Hello for a caravan.
00:25:17A what?
00:25:17Caravan.
00:25:19Top of the range in Arlach.
00:25:20It was I set one in the caravan.
00:25:23Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
00:25:26It's not for me.
00:25:27It's for me, man.
00:25:30You what?
00:25:31It's not.
00:25:31It's not for me, man.
00:25:33It's not for me.
00:25:33It's not for me.
00:25:33It's not for me.
00:25:33It's not for me.
00:25:34It's not for me.
00:25:34It's not for me.
00:25:34It's not for me.
00:25:35It's not for me.
00:25:36It's not for me.
00:25:36It's not for me.
00:25:36It's not for me.
00:25:37It's not for me.
00:25:37It's not for me.
00:25:38It's not for me.
00:25:38It's not for me.
00:25:39It's not for me.
00:25:39It's not for me.
00:25:39It's not for me.
00:25:40It's not for me.
00:25:40It's not for me.
00:25:40It's not for me.
00:25:41It's not for me.
00:25:41It's not for me.
00:25:42It's not for me.
00:25:42It's not for me.
00:25:43It's not for me.
00:25:43Bricktop runs on illegal bookies.
00:26:02They take bets on anything that involves blood and pain.
00:26:05Now I'm changing fighters.
00:26:08And Bricktop's going to exploit the situation.
00:26:10I'm going to pull my pants down, grease me up.
00:26:13I'm aiming for p***ing.
00:26:15And if I didn't have the replacement Piker, he'd want to split me in half.
00:26:22They could shine the paint off walls, these fellas.
00:26:32You're not mean now, you dirty p***er, won't you?
00:26:36Shits himself when you put him in a ring.
00:26:39Piker with a stick, you watch his p***er grow.
00:26:43Do you like a dogfight, Turkish?
00:26:46We've lost Gorgeous George.
00:26:49Shhh.
00:26:52You're going to have to repeat that.
00:26:54We've lost Gorgeous George.
00:26:57Well, where'd you lose him?
00:26:59He ain't a set of f***ing car keys, is he?
00:27:02And it's not as if he's inconfifed and conspicuous now, is it?
00:27:05Not backing out.
00:27:06You bet your p***er to a barn dance you're not backing out.
00:27:09We're changing a fighter.
00:27:13Oh, f*** me, your lady friend got a voice.
00:27:16And who might you be changing him to, sweetheart?
00:27:18You won't know him, but he's mustard.
00:27:21Mustard?
00:27:22I don't care if he's Muhammad, Imard, Bruce Lee.
00:27:26You can't change fighters.
00:27:28Look, you've still got your fight.
00:27:30No.
00:27:31I lose all bets at the bookies.
00:27:32You can't change fighters at the last minute.
00:27:34So, no, I don't have my fight, do I?
00:27:36You f***ing prats.
00:27:38You can take bets at the fight.
00:27:40Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten.
00:27:43And you don't want to get bitten now, do you, sweetheart?
00:27:51Make sure your man goes down in the fourth.
00:27:54You understand me now, don't you, Turkish?
00:27:58This is the one place I didn't want to be.
00:28:01In his debt.
00:28:02Which now means, I'm in his pocket.
00:28:05You're on thin f***ing ice, my pedigree chums.
00:28:08And I shall be under it when it breaks.
00:28:12Now f*** you.
00:28:22Doug, where's Frankie Fourfingers?
00:28:25I don't know, Abby, I'm not his mother.
00:28:27But I'm seeing him later.
00:28:28When later?
00:28:29Well, he said he wanted cash.
00:28:31So he's coming back after he's been to a fight.
00:28:41A fight?
00:28:43What do you mean? What do you mean a fight?
00:28:45A boxing match?
00:28:46Is there gambling involved?
00:28:49It's a boxing match, Abby, a boxing match.
00:28:52Did he have a case with him?
00:28:53Yes, he had a case.
00:28:55And this schmuck is gambling?
00:28:57You're talking about Frankie.
00:28:58Frankie, I've got a problem with gambling fourfingers, Doug.
00:29:01Abby, I'm not telepathic.
00:29:03Well, you're plenty f***ing stupid, I'll give you that.
00:29:05Do you have any idea why they call him Frankie Fourfingers, Doug?
00:29:08No, no idea.
00:29:10Well, because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people.
00:29:13And when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug.
00:29:16And I'm not talking about his f***ing f***ing either.
00:29:19Abby, I'm sure he can pay.
00:29:20Well, not with my goods, he isn't.
00:29:22You got a toothbrush?
00:29:23We're going to London.
00:29:24Do you hear that, Doug?
00:29:25I'm coming to London!
00:29:31Abby!
00:29:32Shut up and sit down, you big balls...
00:29:37I don't like leaving my own country, Doug,
00:29:39and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches
00:29:44and cocktails with little straw hats.
00:29:47We've got sandy beaches.
00:29:49So, who the f*** wants to see him?
00:29:51I hope that you can appreciate the concern I have for my friend Frankie.
00:29:55I'm going to find him, Doug, and you're going to help me find him.
00:29:58And we're going to start at that fight.
00:30:02How am I going to get it out?
00:30:04It will probably cough it up.
00:30:06Do you think it will be alright?
00:30:07I hope not.
00:30:09Look, are we going to rob this bookies or what?
00:30:11Yes, big man.
00:30:12What are we waiting for, anyway?
00:30:14We are waiting for a man with four fingers carrying a briefcase, Tyrone.
00:30:18And why is that?
00:30:19Because the deal is, the Russian gets the case, and we get the money.
00:30:24What's in the case?
00:30:25Oh, for f*** sake, Tyrone.
00:30:27Just concentrate on the steering wheel.
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:30Probably not in my chest.
00:30:31Yes, I'm really worried at my son.
00:30:32That's why we're here.
00:30:33Well done.
00:30:34This is the bad way.
00:30:35Oh, really?
00:30:36I thought it was the front.
00:30:37Probably not in my chest.
00:30:38We know that.
00:30:39That's exactly why we're here.
00:30:40Tickets.
00:30:41Are we ever going to get into this place?
00:30:42Huh?
00:30:43Heavy, heavy.
00:30:44You've got to understand.
00:30:45This ain't exactly Vegas, and this ain't exactly legal.
00:30:46I'm not looking for Vegas, and I'm not looking for legal.
00:30:48I'm looking for Frankie f***ing four families.
00:30:49I know that, and he said that's it.
00:30:50He said he's going to be here.
00:30:51Well, if there's gambling involved, he'll be here.
00:30:52Let's not go.
00:30:53Let's go.
00:30:54Let's go.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:30:56Let's go.
00:30:57Let's go.
00:30:58Let's go.
00:30:59Let's go.
00:31:00Let's go.
00:31:01Let's go.
00:31:02Let's go.
00:31:03Let's go.
00:31:04Let's go.
00:31:05Let's go.
00:31:06Let's go.
00:31:07Let's go.
00:31:08Let's go.
00:31:09Let's go.
00:31:10Let's go.
00:31:11Let's go.
00:31:12Let's go.
00:31:13Well, if there's gambling involved, he'll be here.
00:31:14Let's go.
00:31:15You're not going to let us down, are you?
00:31:16He's going down in the fourth.
00:31:17Don't you worry about that, Peter.
00:31:21Oh, was that him?
00:31:22I don't know.
00:31:23How many fingers did he have?
00:31:24I'm sorry.
00:31:25I couldn't get the binoculars out in time.
00:31:27Look, well, let's not stand on ceremony, mate.
00:31:29Let's start the show.
00:31:33Do you know who this bookie belongs to?
00:31:35Look, if you know what's good for you, I'll give me everything for you.
00:31:37It's going to mean everything for you.
00:31:43Fish, what are you doing up there?
00:31:45It doesn't look like I'm doing up here!
00:31:50It's starting to hurt, Solomon!
00:31:53Drop the screen now!
00:31:58How you doing, Vince?
00:31:59I've been doing a lot better. You stopped using my note.
00:32:02Fill that back.
00:32:03All bets are off.
00:32:05I am not in here to make up.
00:32:08Appreciated.
00:32:10But all bets are off.
00:32:17If all bets are off, then there can't be any money, can there?
00:32:22I ain't f***ing buying that.
00:32:24Well, that's Andy, because I ain't f***ing selling it. It's a fact.
00:32:29What have you got?
00:32:32Nothing, really.
00:32:36A few coins, but no notes.
00:32:38AHHHHH!
00:32:40Show me your hands!
00:32:44You've got five fingers!
00:32:47God!
00:32:49Copper coins.
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:51Copper f***ing coins!
00:33:02It won't open because it's a security door!
00:33:06Come back.
00:33:07It's no big.
00:33:08Oh, I'm going to play.
00:33:09Hello, daddy.
00:33:10Righ...
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:14Ah!
00:33:17It's late!
00:33:20What are you moaning about?
00:33:22Didn't even touch it.
00:33:23It's Hatcher.
00:33:41What the f*** are you two doing?
00:33:48Get us out of here, Tyrone.
00:33:54Tyrone, what are you doing? Get us out of here!
00:34:05Who the f*** is this man, Tyrone?
00:34:11He's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Finney.
00:34:14In the red corner, we have the young and unchallenged.
00:34:22So Mickey, you're going down in the fourth. Is that clear?
00:34:26Just make sure he doesn't kill me before the f***ing floor.
00:34:28So give it up for the bone-crunching, one-punched machine gun, Mickey!
00:34:42And in the other corner...
00:34:44No, no, he looks like a f***er.
00:34:47Well, he is a f***er.
00:34:49But he's dirty, and he's dangerous.
00:34:55I'm trying to make a f***er.
00:34:58I'm trying to make a f***er.
00:35:00Great! I'm getting ready!
00:35:03To war!
00:35:05A rubber!
00:35:06What's this?
00:35:08What's this?
00:35:10What's this?
00:35:11What's this?
00:35:12What's this?
00:35:14What's this?
00:35:18What's this?
00:35:20What's this?
00:35:21What's this?
00:35:22What's this?
00:35:23What's this?
00:35:37What's this?
00:35:39Do you realize I've just done f***ing 40 grand, damn you?
00:35:43What's the f***ing crack?
00:35:45I'll make it up to ya.
00:35:47I'll make it up to ya, I promise.
00:35:49Stand on me.
00:35:51Oh, f***ing pike has put me in it.
00:35:55Well, thanks for the tip, Bricktop.
00:35:58It's a new f***ing fringe.
00:36:00If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.
00:36:04You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your f***ing jacobs off.
00:36:21He's here. Will you explain it to him?
00:36:40What are you doing with him?
00:36:41The case was attached to his arm.
00:36:43So why didn't you drop it off?
00:36:45Why?
00:36:46We ain't f***ing butchers, Boris.
00:36:48Because of the case?
00:36:50Look, we...
00:36:51Well, you have a problem.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54There weren't much cash in the bookies.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:57Okay.
00:36:59Here is the ten grand.
00:37:01No, no.
00:37:02Keep it.
00:37:03We want this.
00:37:05Well, at least half of this.
00:37:08What was in the case was mine.
00:37:11What was in the bookies was yours.
00:37:13Okay?
00:37:14Well, there wasn't much.
00:37:16But here's the ten large to help the situation.
00:37:18No, I'm afraid it's too late for that.
00:37:20We want half of this.
00:37:22And that's because we're being generous.
00:37:24I mean, we could by all rights keep the old f***ing stone, Boris.
00:37:27Oh.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:30God.
00:37:38Joke.
00:37:42Drop the gun, fat boy.
00:37:47You f***ing idiots.
00:37:49He could not know my name.
00:37:52Give me the stone.
00:37:53It's in the case.
00:37:56What?
00:37:59It's in the case.
00:38:00You put the stone in the case?
00:38:03Then open the case and give me the stone.
00:38:06The only man who knew the combination.
00:38:09You just shot.
00:38:09You put the stone in the case.
00:38:16Joke.
00:38:18I don't know if you're going to get out of the vestity.
00:38:23I'm drinking Tschu.
00:38:26I'm drinking.
00:38:26I'm drinking.
00:38:27I don't know if you're unknown.
00:38:28I'm drinking.
00:38:28I'm drinking.
00:38:30I'm drinking.
00:38:31I'm drinking söyle nationally.
00:38:37I'm drinking.
00:38:37Now, it's not too clever to hang about after Mickey's performance.
00:38:43Bricktop in short, he'll be looking to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself.
00:38:48I know he's looking for us, but I don't have a choice.
00:38:52I'm happy to leave the country, but I need money to do so.
00:38:57And any money I have is in the safe, which is in the office.
00:39:01Once I have that, it's...
00:39:03Oink! Oink!
00:39:05Shit!
00:39:08So that's where you keep the sugar?
00:39:12Brings you to it. Run out of pence to sniff.
00:39:16That sounds like hostility, doesn't it, John?
00:39:19Oh, and we don't like hostility, do we, Errol?
00:39:22No, we don't, John.
00:39:28Hey.
00:39:35I just had them polished.
00:39:43Go and put the kettle on.
00:39:48You take sugar?
00:39:50No, thank you, Turkish.
00:39:53I'm sweet enough.
00:40:03Here's now your problem.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:16You can keep the ten ground along with the body.
00:40:20But if I see you again, you...
00:40:24Wow.
00:40:26Look at here.
00:40:27I've got a bare knuckle fight in a couple of days.
00:40:38I want to use the pikey.
00:40:40All right.
00:40:41Of course.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:43Of course.
00:40:44Of course.
00:40:45I wasn't asking.
00:40:46I was telling.
00:40:48But this time,
00:40:50I do want him to go down in the fourth.
00:40:55And I do mean it this time.
00:40:58Now, I know you've come back here to open your safe.
00:41:15So now you can open it.
00:41:17He's been a busy little...
00:41:19Sergish.
00:41:20I think you've let him get away enough already, Governor.
00:41:22It can get you into a lot of trouble thinking there,
00:41:24or I shouldn't do so much of it.
00:41:25Right.
00:41:26That takes care of one little piggy.
00:41:28Now find me the silly sods who blagged the bookies.
00:41:32Find them today.
00:41:52Top of the morning to you, Miss O'Neill.
00:41:55Tommy.
00:41:57You're a snake in the grass, ain't you, Tommy?
00:42:00Where'd they come from?
00:42:01You're looking for my boy, eh?
00:42:03Do you know I can find him, Mrs O'Neill?
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:07I suppose you'd like to share that information with me, would you?
00:42:09I don't want you getting my boy into any trouble.
00:42:11Do you hear me?
00:42:13He's my only boy.
00:42:15And he's a good boy.
00:42:18He's coursing.
00:42:20What's coursing?
00:42:23Hair coursing.
00:42:25They sent two lurches.
00:42:27They're dogs, before you ask.
00:42:29On a hare.
00:42:31And a hare has to outrun the dogs.
00:42:35So what if it doesn't?
00:42:36What if it doesn't?
00:42:39What a big rabbit kiss.
00:42:41Doesn't it?
00:42:47Yeah, Tommy.
00:42:49Before the Germans get there.
00:42:51Do you know these d***s, Daryl?
00:42:55I know a lot of tits, Governor.
00:42:57But I don't know any quite as f***ing stupid as these two.
00:43:00John?
00:43:02I can't help, Gov.
00:43:08Ah, Tyrone.
00:43:10You silly fat d***.
00:43:11Well, do you want to do it?
00:43:16That depends.
00:43:17On what?
00:43:18On you.
00:43:19Paying.
00:43:20This caravan.
00:43:22Ah, not the Ruger, but the Rose.
00:43:24It's not the same caravan.
00:43:25It's not the same five.
00:43:27What's the f***ing size of the last one?
00:43:29Turkish. The five's twice the size.
00:43:31And me master needs a caravan.
00:43:32They like to look after me mad.
00:43:34It's fair to you. Take it.
00:43:36Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance.
00:43:39If you're buying a tarts mobile palace, there's a little f***ing wrench.
00:43:45So I'm calling your mum a tart, I just meant it.
00:43:48Can I save your breath and code your parts?
00:43:51Hey, look. So it's a heck of two roof lights.
00:43:53Ah, the stainless ice frame furniture.
00:43:55And the scarher cushions with the matching shark pack cover.
00:43:58Yeah.
00:44:00Right.
00:44:01It's a terrible parcel to the party with the blue, boys.
00:44:05Have I made meself clear, boys?
00:44:09Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey, yeah.
00:44:11Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.
00:44:19Did you understand the single word of what you just said?
00:44:24I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
00:44:29I'll bet you for it.
00:44:31You're what?
00:44:33You're bad, you're powerless.
00:44:35What, like Tommy did last time?
00:44:37Give me a favour.
00:44:38I'll do you a favour.
00:44:40You have forced me.
00:44:41If I win, I get a carry around.
00:44:43And the boys get a pair of them shoes.
00:44:47If I lose...
00:44:48I'll do the fight for free.
00:44:51I'll do the fight for free.
00:44:55Now the last thing I really want to do is bet a pikey.
00:44:58However, I don't really have much of a choice.
00:45:01Somehow I've got to get him to fight.
00:45:04If I lose, well, I don't even want to think about losing.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09I'll write in the head, it's f***ing.
00:45:12What?
00:45:13Proper f***ing.
00:45:16You got that, London.
00:45:18Hey, we're on!
00:45:22Howdy, Winkle Blue.
00:45:24Hey, bass.
00:45:27Who's proper f***ing earning?
00:45:31There's something very wrong with this.
00:45:34It was Aftep wanting to buy a caravan off of him.
00:45:36Well, why didn't you bust a cap in his ass then, Tommy?
00:45:42Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him.
00:45:46What?
00:45:47You saying I can't shoot?
00:45:49Oh, no, Tommy.
00:45:51I wasn't saying you can't shoot.
00:45:53I know you can't shoot.
00:45:55What I was saying is,
00:45:57that six-pound piece of s*** stuck in your trousers there,
00:46:00would do more damage if you fed it to him.
00:46:02You saying a gun don't work?
00:46:04You tried it?
00:46:07I don't know.
00:46:10Whoops.
00:46:14I wanna see that sneaky f***ing Russian.
00:46:17What has he got a T-coach on his head for?
00:46:20To keep his head warm.
00:46:22What happened to him?
00:46:23He got shot in the face, Lincoln.
00:46:25I would've thought that was obvious.
00:46:27What'd you do that for?
00:46:28You mistaken for a rabbit?
00:46:29What do you want me to do about it?
00:46:31Sort it out.
00:46:32I'm not a f***ing witch doctor.
00:46:33But you are a bad-born yardie.
00:46:35And bad-born yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
00:46:38I create the bodies.
00:46:39I don't erase the bodies.
00:46:40I don't know how you raise the bodies.
00:46:48Looks like we're in governor.
00:46:51Goody gun drops.
00:46:53Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?
00:46:56Grab hold of his legs.
00:46:59What do you think I'm gonna grab him by?
00:47:00He's f***ing ears.
00:47:12Hope this is not a bad moment.
00:47:13Do you know who I am?
00:47:23I do.
00:47:32Good.
00:47:33That'll save me some time then.
00:47:37Well, I don't.
00:47:44You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
00:47:50Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
00:47:58Would someone mind telling me?
00:48:00Who are you?
00:48:02Then when you've got your six pieces, you've got to get rid of them.
00:48:05Because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now, is it?
00:48:14Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
00:48:19You've got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head.
00:48:26You've got to shave the heads of your victims and pour the teeth out for the sake of the pig's digestion.
00:48:32You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig shit now, do you?
00:48:37They will go through bone like butter.
00:48:40You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one setting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
00:48:50They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
00:48:56That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
00:49:02Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.
00:49:13Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind.
00:49:18Now, I mean, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.
00:49:23Do you know what nemesis means?
00:49:35A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
00:49:41Personified, in this case, by an audible c**t.
00:49:48Me.
00:49:50You're not.
00:49:58You're a rich man.
00:49:59You're a rich man.
00:50:01You're a rich man.
00:50:04What a beautiful woman.
00:50:07You're a rich man.
00:50:11The woman.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:14You're rich man?
00:50:17Why can't you find me, Frankie, Doug?
00:50:33Avi, what do you want me to do?
00:50:35I'm not a bounty hunter.
00:50:39What about Tony?
00:50:40He'll find you Moses in the burning bush if you pay him to.
00:50:43You are going to die, Tony!
00:50:45He got shot six times, had the bullets moulded into gold.
00:50:47I shoot you!
00:50:49You go down!
00:50:51Yeah, he's got two in his teeth that Dad did for him.
00:50:53So he loves Dad.
00:50:55Where's your f***ing dad?
00:50:56It's the best chance you've got to find him, Frankie.
00:50:58Six times.
00:51:01In one sitting.
00:51:03We're in trouble now.
00:51:06Well, that sounds promising.
00:51:08What are we waiting for?
00:51:17I'm coming, baby.
00:51:19Oh, I'm coming.
00:51:21Bonjour.
00:51:26What have you got to tell me that's so f***ing boring?
00:51:28Mr. Bulford, why do you think we've got a dead man missing an arm in our office?
00:51:32Talk to me.
00:51:33Tell me.
00:51:33Four days.
00:51:35You give us four days, and I will get you a stone the size of a f***ing home.
00:51:39I kid you not.
00:51:40What do you think, Errol?
00:51:41I think we should drip dry on government, while we've got the chance.
00:51:45It was a rhetorical question, Errol.
00:51:47What have I told you about thinking?
00:51:50You've got 48 hours.
00:51:52If you keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift it.
00:51:5648 hours.
00:51:58After that, it's your family.
00:51:59And the pigs finish what the dogs don't do.
00:52:05So what should I call you?
00:52:06Should I call you, uh, a bullet, a tooth?
00:52:09You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
00:52:11Tony, there is a man I'd like you to find.
00:52:14Well, that depends on all the elements in the equation.
00:52:17How many are there?
00:52:1840,000.
00:52:22Where was he last seen?
00:52:25Out of bookies.
00:52:26Bookies?
00:52:30Passes the blow, Susan.
00:52:36Bookies got plagued last night.
00:52:37Blagued?
00:52:38Speak English to me, Tony.
00:52:39I thought this country spawned a f***ing language,
00:52:41and so far nobody seems to speak it.
00:52:44Blagued?
00:52:45Robbed?
00:52:45We've got to go and see a man that looks like you might know something.
00:52:48I need a gun.
00:52:50You don't roast by me, old son.
00:52:52You need me.
00:52:56Black ink all over the f***ing mind.
00:52:59You can stay in the f***ing light.
00:53:01And add in the golden retriever as well.
00:53:03F***ing hell, man.
00:53:04All right, Mallet.
00:53:10How you doing, Tony?
00:53:11You all right, mate?
00:53:13Nice tie.
00:53:14How do you want to bite that much these days, Tony?
00:53:16What do you know?
00:53:17Still warm the blood that courses through my veins.
00:53:20Unlike yours, Mallet.
00:53:21I want to know who Blagged Brick Tops bookies.
00:53:25I did me a favour, Tony.
00:53:26I will do you a favour, Mallet.
00:53:28I'm not bashed the living f*** out of you in front of all your girlfriends here.
00:53:33Going to make it worth my while, mate.
00:53:34Jesus, Tony, you know how that is, man.
00:53:40Comfortable, Mallet?
00:53:41Seems sadly ironic.
00:53:43It's that tie that's got you into this pickle.
00:53:46And you take all the time you want, mate.
00:53:49What the f*** is that, Tony?
00:53:51Driving down the street with your head stuck in my window.
00:53:54What do you think I'm doing, you b****?
00:53:57Slow down, Tony.
00:53:59You're using dog shit for two-paste, Mallet.
00:54:01Slow down, Tony.
00:54:03Slow down, Tony.
00:54:05I don't think I'll slow down.
00:54:07I think I'll speed up.
00:54:09Play some music, all right?
00:54:11Oh, I love this trick.
00:54:16I want to know who Black Brick Tops bookies is.
00:54:19Yes, Molly?
00:54:20I think there's two black guys work a lot of them.
00:54:24At a pawn shop at Swiss Street.
00:54:26You better not be telling me Pocky Pies.
00:54:28Telling there's two black guys work a pawn shop at f***ing Swiss Street.
00:54:34It's very effective, Tony.
00:54:36It's not too subtle, but effective.
00:54:38Are we taking him with us?
00:54:50It's the Russian.
00:54:53A Russian?
00:54:54Well, to be technical, he's an Uzbekistanian, but...
00:54:56Uzbekistanian?
00:54:58I've been dealing with those sneaky Russian dogs.
00:55:02Give me a name.
00:55:03Oh, no.
00:55:04Boris...
00:55:05Boris the Blade?
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08As in Boris the Bullet Dodger.
00:55:10Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?
00:55:16Because he dodges bullets, have he?
00:55:20He won't fight unless we buy his mum a caravan.
00:55:23And you've nicked all our savings.
00:55:25In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...
00:55:27Come again.
00:55:30He's a stubborn p***er.
00:55:32He said he's got to look after his mum.
00:55:35Are you taking the piss?
00:55:36What can I do?
00:55:37I can't make him do it, can I?
00:55:40You're not much good to me alive, are you, Turkish?
00:55:48He's a useless shite, that boy.
00:55:51Punishing for me, Errol.
00:55:53I want that pikey to fight.
00:55:54He's a useless shite, that boy.
00:55:57Turkish, get your arse up.
00:56:02You not?
00:56:03Follow me and I'll f***ing shoot you.
00:56:07Calm down, son.
00:56:09Behave yourself.
00:56:10I've got the gun, son.
00:56:12I think it's you she'd behave.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16You want to see if I've got them in, Walsh?
00:56:25Jesus.
00:56:26Sorry, Mickey.
00:56:27Did you do it?
00:56:35So what are you sorry for?
00:56:38What the f*** are you still doing here?
00:56:40Darn, come back.
00:56:41You got some tires on you.
00:56:45Darn.
00:56:45How silly do I feel, as Mum is still smoking next to us.
00:56:58I know I'm asking him to fight.
00:57:01I'll do the fight before he causes any more carnage.
00:57:05And if he'd said no, could have been a shite sight worse.
00:57:09Russians.
00:57:16Russians.
00:57:22Russians.
00:57:23You should have known.
00:57:26Anti-Semite, slippery Cossacks.
00:57:29What do you know about this guy?
00:57:33XKGB cancer.
00:57:35He was a highly trained undercover agent.
00:57:37He'll be impossible to track down.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:42Dad, there's a strange man down here who wants to sell us an 84 carat stone.
00:57:46Where does he come from?
00:57:47I don't know.
00:57:48It's hard to tell.
00:57:49He's got a thick Russian accent.
00:57:50Well, what was I supposed to do?
00:57:53He set the dogs on me.
00:57:54Look.
00:57:57That sneaky f***ing Russian.
00:57:59No wonder he didn't want to do it.
00:58:00First things first.
00:58:01One of us.
00:58:03Tyrone, you get round to the Russians.
00:58:05The second you see him, you give us a call.
00:58:09Now.
00:58:15He's a right hand for this fella.
00:58:17So watch out.
00:58:18I hate Russians.
00:58:21I'll take care of them.
00:58:23So we always watch out, son.
00:58:25Not a problem.
00:58:29You're going to have to get to a doctor.
00:58:31Shoot that f***.
00:58:32Then get me to a doctor.
00:58:34Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:58:34But first we get the stone, Rosie.
00:58:36First the stone.
00:58:37And then I'll get you to a doctor.
00:58:38Not just any doctor, Boychek.
00:58:40I'm going to get you to a nice Jewish doctor.
00:58:42Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor.
00:58:43Get his keys and find out exactly where the stone is.
00:58:50I think that you've got something to tell us.
00:58:52Take it easy.
00:58:53Take it easy, Rosemary.
00:58:54Oi.
00:58:55Do you want him to be able to talk or not?
00:58:58What the f*** do you mean?
00:58:59Replicas.
00:59:00They look the s***, don't they?
00:59:02And nobody is going to argue.
00:59:04And I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.
00:59:06Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death.
00:59:16Yeah?
00:59:17Boris is there.
00:59:19We're coming over.
00:59:20You hold him there.
00:59:21Hold on.
00:59:22He's not on his own.
00:59:29We're off.
00:59:30Very industrious for a cuss.
00:59:47Sneaky f***ing Russian.
00:59:53So where is he, Tyrone?
00:59:54It's not just thee.
00:59:55Three fellas went in the ass.
00:59:57And they locked Boris in the back of the car.
00:59:58Oh, why didn't you tell us that?
01:00:01Oi, do they look odd?
01:00:03Well, may see.
01:00:04All right, come on.
01:00:05Let's get out of here.
01:00:05What do you want to do about the Russian?
01:00:07I want you to bury him.
01:00:10All right.
01:00:12I think we should get you a new gun.
01:00:15But this time, try it.
01:00:17How far to the Russians?
01:00:19We'll be there in a minute.
01:00:27Well, come on in.
01:00:27No, no, no, no.
01:00:28Not so fast, mate.
01:00:29We can't take him now.
01:00:31We're going to have to follow him.
01:00:34You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.
01:00:37Why?
01:00:37What's wrong with it?
01:00:38It's not in sync with evolution.
01:00:41Shut up.
01:00:42How do you want to get rid of him?
01:00:43Well, do you want to shoot him?
01:00:45It's a little noisy, isn't it?
01:00:46Well, do you want to stab him?
01:00:48Well, it's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
01:00:49Do you want to kill him or not?
01:00:50I'll cut him.
01:00:52I got a blade.
01:00:53Yeah, that's the spirit.
01:00:55Do they fire?
01:00:55Of course they fire.
01:00:58Yeah, but how do you know?
01:00:59I mean, they're replicas.
01:01:00What do you know about replicas?
01:01:02What the f*** are you doing, Solomon?
01:01:09Well, you wanted to know whether or not they work.
01:01:11I didn't mean to try it in the car, Solomon.
01:01:14You are...
01:01:15What are you going to do with that?
01:01:17He's too.
01:01:18Wipe the butter off it and put it away.
01:01:20Look, there's a proper blade back there.
01:01:22Hours have only been domesticated in the last 8,000 years.
01:01:25Before that, they were running round as men as lorries.
01:01:29The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.
01:01:33Well, f*** me, Tommy.
01:01:35What have you been reading?
01:01:36Let me do you a favour.
01:01:37You want to know what to do with this?
01:01:49A knife, for God's sake.
01:01:51What have you used to keep your fork company all these years?
01:01:53A sharp side?
01:01:54A blunt side?
01:01:56Would you want a lesson?
01:01:57Is that bars?
01:02:27Oh, Tyrone, what have you done?
01:02:42What about Rosberg?
01:02:44Well, you can bring him with you if you like.
01:02:48But which bit would you like to bring?
01:02:54They're getting out.
01:02:55Hold on.
01:02:55Get down and follow them.
01:02:58Cover yourself up, Abbie.
01:03:00You're making a scene.
01:03:02I'm sorry for causing you a scene, Tony.
01:03:05Whoa.
01:03:06You are not taking that dog with you, Vince.
01:03:08Well, I can't leave him in here, can I?
01:03:17Point of the black stuff, landlord.
01:03:21I thought you wanted to get cleaned up.
01:03:23The bathroom's back there.
01:03:24Should we lift the door open?
01:03:26Shouldn't think that's a good idea.
01:03:29Should we go in?
01:03:29I don't want to go in there.
01:03:32It's a dangerous b****.
01:03:34Taking too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations.
01:03:38He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts.
01:03:41I don't care if he's got f***ing nasal nuts.
01:03:45I want to gun networks.
01:03:47And I'm going to tell him.
01:03:50Well, good, Tommy.
01:03:51You've surely got those minerals.
01:03:54Come on, then.
01:03:55Before the Germans get in.
01:03:57You just tell him who's in charge.
01:03:59I certainly told him, Tommy.
01:04:13Come on.
01:04:15Come on.
01:04:17Stop it.
01:04:19Stop it.
01:04:21Drowning trout.
01:04:23Come and pick us up.
01:04:25And Doug.
01:04:27Sharpish.
01:04:43I don't want to fuss.
01:04:51And I don't want to put a bullet in your face,
01:04:53but unless you give me exactly what I want,
01:04:55there will be f***ing murders.
01:04:59What's your name?
01:05:01Shoot him.
01:05:03Ooh.
01:05:05Let go of the gun.
01:05:19So,
01:05:21you're obviously the big d***.
01:05:23And they and either side here are your d***.
01:05:27There are two types of d***.
01:05:29There are big brave balls,
01:05:31and there are little mincy f*** balls.
01:05:33These are your last words,
01:05:35so make them a prayer.
01:05:37They'll d*** have drive and clarity of vision.
01:05:39But they're not clever.
01:05:41They smell d***,
01:05:43and they want a piece of the action.
01:05:45And you thought you smelled some good old d***,
01:05:49and have brought your two little mincy f*** on
01:05:53for a good old time.
01:05:55But you've got your parties muddled up.
01:05:57Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
01:06:01Like a b***h.
01:06:05You're having second faults.
01:06:07You're shrinking.
01:06:09And your two little b***h are shrinking with you.
01:06:15And the fact that you've got replica
01:06:17written down the side of your gun.
01:06:19And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle,
01:06:25.50,
01:06:27written on the side of mine,
01:06:33should precipitate your b***h into shrinking along with your presence.
01:06:43Now.
01:06:45Lock the door!
01:06:59Lock the door!
01:07:01Lock the door!
01:07:03Lock the door!
01:07:07Give me the case!
01:07:13Shoot.
01:07:14I will.
01:07:15I'll shoot you.
01:07:26Pass me a case.
01:07:27Or I'll shoot you.
01:07:29You know what?
01:07:36Got hair!
01:07:37You!
01:07:38Drop guns!
01:07:40You!
01:07:44Okay...
01:07:46Happy?
01:07:48Pull your socks up!
01:07:59Oh!
01:08:02Toron?
01:08:04Get out of here!
01:08:07Get me here!
01:08:21Happy?
01:08:23Where's the case?
01:08:24What the gonna work?
01:08:27What's Boris doing here?
01:08:30Boris!
01:08:31What are you doing here?
01:08:33You!
01:08:43What's the case?
01:08:45You pissed!
01:08:47Don't take the piss Boris!
01:08:49I'll show you now!
01:08:51You and all!
01:08:57You yucky!
01:09:01Jeez!
01:09:02It's flawless!
01:09:04Don't get attached to it!
01:09:05It's going to Bricktop!
01:09:07Leave the dog here!
01:09:09So...
01:09:10Why don't we just...
01:09:11Leave?
01:09:12Because life's too short, Vincent.
01:09:14And it'll get a lot f***ing shorter if Bricktop wishes it to be.
01:09:17Now leave that dog here!
01:09:19I'm gonna leave the dog here!
01:09:20Don't worry about it!
01:09:21And if that pikey mutt does any damage...
01:09:24You're gonna pay!
01:09:29Sit down!
01:09:30Down!
01:09:36I don't wanna go in there!
01:09:37You'll never see me again!
01:09:38Will you see me again?
01:09:39Well we won't...
01:09:40If you don't!
01:09:42Alright!
01:09:43You give me the stone...
01:09:44And I will give it to Bricktop!
01:09:47Yeah?
01:09:48Alright!
01:09:50Give me a minute!
01:09:51It's a bit fiddly!
01:09:57What is it doing down there?
01:09:59Well I'll put it down there in case we got mugged!
01:10:02You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent?
01:10:04Who...
01:10:05Is gonna mug two blackfellas...
01:10:07Holding pistols...
01:10:08Sat in a car...
01:10:09That's worth less than your shirt!
01:10:15Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend...
01:10:17Desert Eagle Point Five-O...
01:10:19What have they got to do with anything?
01:10:21They're both steering straight at me!
01:10:23You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!
01:10:31Now out of the car!
01:10:32Then leave your water pistols behind!
01:10:36Look...
01:10:37Just...
01:10:38Just...
01:10:39Just tell him the stone's back at the office!
01:10:40I think that's it!
01:10:46Why's he sweating, Gorgeous?
01:10:48Mm-mm...
01:10:49Oh, never mind...
01:10:50Tell me...
01:10:52Why's your skin leaking?
01:10:54I'm a little worried actually, Turkish!
01:10:57Worried about what?
01:10:59What happens...
01:11:00If the gypsy knocks the other man out?
01:11:03I mean...
01:11:04He's done it before, hasn't he?
01:11:05We get murdered before we leave the building...
01:11:07And I imagine we get fed to the pigs!
01:11:10Well I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in f***ing anxiety!
01:11:13Pardon my cynicism...
01:11:17But I don't exactly trust the pikey!
01:11:19I don't think I haven't thunk about that one, Tommy!
01:11:22It's his mum's funeral tonight!
01:11:24God bless her!
01:11:28You know those gypsies like a drink at a wake!
01:11:31Not worried about whether Mickey knocks the other man out!
01:11:35Worried about whether Mickey makes it to the fourth f***ing round!
01:11:38Well what if he doesn't make it to the fourth round?
01:11:41We get murdered before we leave the building!
01:11:44And I imagine...
01:11:46We get fed to the pigs!
01:11:50So why are you so calm?
01:11:52I've seen...
01:11:53I heard what you said, Tommy!
01:11:55It's not as though we've got a choice now, is it?
01:11:58You show me how to control a wild f***ing gypsy...
01:12:02And I'll show you how to control an unhinged pig feeding gangster!
01:12:08I'm going for a walk!
01:12:09I'll show you how to control it and...
01:12:10Brougeal through the in control!
01:12:11No, all, that yah!
01:12:13But I'll show you how to control your dog!
01:12:15Please take care, kulke!
01:12:17I've shown you how to control two things!
01:12:18You will help the dog, man.
01:12:20When making conversation look.
01:12:21The mitigate or
01:12:30You will think things...
01:12:31Yeah.
01:12:32You want to do something...
01:12:34You will make it go hard to...
01:12:37To mü...
01:12:38Oh, that f***ing dog.
01:12:53Go on, get the dog.
01:12:56It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?
01:12:58Open the window.
01:12:58People look like animals.
01:13:10Now, where's the stone?
01:13:12Come on, where is it?
01:13:13It's on the grid.
01:13:14Where?
01:13:16I left it in a box.
01:13:23It's empty.
01:13:24I'm getting heartburned.
01:13:25Tony, do something terrible.
01:13:28No, I'm being serious.
01:13:31The dog.
01:13:32The dog must have had it.
01:13:37Now, then, let's have a look, shall we?
01:13:39Tony?
01:13:41What?
01:13:42Look in the dog.
01:13:46You mean, look in the dog?
01:13:47I mean, open him up.
01:13:53It's not f***ing a baked beans.
01:13:55What do you mean, open him up?
01:13:56You know what I mean.
01:13:58That's a bit strong, isn't it?
01:14:07No, you can't do this.
01:14:12You're stupid, kid.
01:14:13You've never heard a dog squeak?
01:14:15Get that goddamn dog.
01:14:16Oh, my God.
01:14:33Oh, my God.
01:14:35Oh.
01:14:36Oh.
01:14:38Oh.
01:14:39Oh.
01:14:39You sneaky!
01:14:56Thank God for that.
01:14:57No!
01:14:58I hate dogs! Come on, Tony!
01:15:14Tony, come on!
01:15:24Tony?
01:15:28Tony!
01:15:38Anything to declare?
01:15:39Yeah. Don't go to England.
01:15:43That dog is gonna go back to the campsite, Sol. I'm telling you, it always does.
01:15:47Where's the dog? Gonna find the campsite, then?
01:15:49Have you smelt the campsite, Sol?
01:15:51All right, but we're gonna have to wait until it gets light, and we have got to get rid of these bodies.
01:15:57That one over there with the Tico's and his head's starting to stink.
01:16:01Right. Let's stick him in the car, and then go and look for a pig phone.
01:16:05Come on.
01:16:09Oi, Mickey.
01:16:13Oi, Mickey!
01:16:16You feeling all right, Mickey?
01:16:21Need a drink?
01:16:22You can't give him a drink.
01:16:26It's not for him, it's for me.
01:16:27It's not for him, it's for me.
01:16:28It's not for you.
01:16:30It's great.
01:16:32It's-
01:16:33Oh, my.
01:16:34Ah.
01:16:35Ah, wait.
01:16:36Ah.
01:16:39Ah.
01:16:40Ah.
01:16:41Ah.
01:16:42Ah.
01:16:43He's an odd it's good night Anderson, so pay attention to what you're doing all right, Mickey
01:16:51Mickey
01:16:57Did have shake
01:17:00If you see the pikey Turkish or his girlfriend come out before me shoot the
01:17:09Well come on we got a fight to go to
01:17:13Oh
01:17:21Are we gonna get better show this time this will make up for it Mickey's going down in the fourth
01:17:28And Terry over there's a charge of the bets now you have to forget me. I'll forgive you because then he's done
01:17:38All right, let's stand up the campsite they're over there now governor
01:17:43How long have we got to stay here as long as it takes they're shut up
01:17:54Is he stone
01:17:56It's like that before a fight
01:17:58Do you know when you're going down?
01:18:01Course he knows what he's going down
01:18:03Oh
01:18:05Who's speaking to you? He asked him didn't he
01:18:09Nice
01:18:10I like that one Errol
01:18:11I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mud
01:18:14Not now
01:18:15It'll be the throne to have a fight
01:18:16It'll be the throne to have a fight
01:18:18It'll be a nice one, nice one
01:18:19It'll be the back
01:18:21And then you're here you are
01:18:24There's a campsite full of pirates who might not think you're so f***ing funny
01:18:28Not when they're putting out the flames on their children's backs
01:18:33Now get up and have a f***ing fight
01:18:34Fights
01:18:41Me put this vegetable on you
01:18:43F***ing fight
01:18:45You f***ing you
01:18:47You f***ing you
01:18:49You f***ing you
01:18:51Destroy
01:18:53spouse
01:18:55One
01:18:56Two
01:18:57Two
01:18:58Three
01:19:02Two
01:19:04One
01:19:07Two
01:19:09Three
01:19:11Two
01:19:13Three
01:19:16Two
01:19:18Two
01:19:20Two
01:19:20I'm in charge here,
01:19:27I don't know,
01:19:27I doubt you,
01:19:29do your works,
01:19:30let's get it on.
01:19:50What the f**k is going on there?
01:20:03I'm going to finish him on.
01:20:20What the f**k is going on there?
01:20:48What the f**k is going on there?
01:20:49Do you understand the consequences of what will happen if you knock that man out?
01:20:53Do not knock your man out.
01:21:19What the f**k are you doing Mickey?
01:21:26You're dancing like a fairy.
01:21:30They'll hang us with the ring ropes if they think it's rigged.
01:21:33Get out there and hurt him.
01:21:37For f**k sake.
01:21:39Do not knock him out.
01:21:41Oh no.
01:21:43I don't know.
01:21:47I don't know.
01:21:49I don't know.
01:21:51I don't know.
01:22:21All he's got to do is stay down.
01:22:33Now, we're off.
01:22:45We're out of here.
01:22:46Stupid f***ing piker.
01:22:48Those Brick Tops got a dozen keen to kill monkeys with shotguns.
01:22:51Sitting outside his campsite.
01:22:54Once the campsite's wiped out, I know it's going to be the same for us.
01:23:01You ever cross the road and look the wrong way?
01:23:04Give me that f***ing shooter.
01:23:05Then hey, presto, there's a car nearly on you.
01:23:08So what do you do?
01:23:10Something very silly.
01:23:11You freeze, and your life doesn't flash before you because you're too scared to think.
01:23:18You just freeze and pull a stupid face.
01:23:21But the pike he didn't.
01:23:22Why?
01:23:24Because he had plans on running the car over.
01:23:26It had previously occurred to me that the gypsy had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly.
01:23:38For every action, there's a reaction.
01:23:41And a piker reaction is quite a f***ing thing.
01:23:56I'll give you a shooter.
01:24:22I'll give you a shooter.
01:24:22That is when I clocked the pike he had money riding on himself.
01:24:34That's the reason the p***er never goes down when he's supposed to.
01:24:40We've been tucked up.
01:24:44Well, he's been cleaning up.
01:24:45We're worse off now than when we start.
01:24:55The next day we went to the campsite.
01:24:58But the gypsies had disappeared during the night.
01:25:01Which was probably a good thing.
01:25:04Considering there'd just buried 12 people somewhere in the area.
01:25:07Where is he?
01:25:10I mean, f***ing there, that's for sure.
01:25:13We can't ask him out to fight for us if we can't find him, can we?
01:25:17You won't find a piker that doesn't want to be found, Tommy.
01:25:22Could be in a campsite in Kemper F***ing Sheer by now.
01:25:27Come on.
01:25:29What are you doing here?
01:25:36What's it got to do with you?
01:25:41So, what are you doing here?
01:25:51Taking the dog for a walk.
01:25:52What's the problem?
01:25:55What's in the car?
01:25:57Seats in a steering wheel.
01:25:59What do you know about gypsies?
01:26:03No, they're not going to be trusted.
01:26:07All right, get your dog.
01:26:08On your way.
01:26:10It's a dog, Tommy.
01:26:12Eh?
01:26:14It's a dog.
01:26:17Come on, boy.
01:26:19Come on, Daisy.
01:26:20Now, Daisy.
01:26:22He loves that dog.
01:26:24Always playing silly games.
01:26:26Stop messing about, Tommy, and get it in the car.
01:26:29Tommy!
01:26:29Tommy!
01:26:29Good boy.
01:26:33Good boy.
01:26:34Good boy, Daisy.
01:26:35Good boy.
01:26:47Could you tell me why you've got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
01:26:51Hey, George.
01:26:55Is that a tea cozy on his head?
01:27:00Well, you'd love a dog, do you, Tommy?
01:27:02Good boy.
01:27:02Good boy.
01:27:13Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog.
01:27:16I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet.
01:27:19Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore.
01:27:21The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy, and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach.
01:27:30It's quite amazing what can happen in a week.
01:27:33Still didn't shut it up, though.
01:27:34So what do you do?
01:27:37You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
01:27:41So what do you think?
01:27:44Do you know anyone who would be interested?
01:27:51I might.
01:27:52I might.
01:27:53I might.
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