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🎩😂 Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) is a whimsical Technicolor fantasy comedy starring the legendary duo Abbott and Costello! A riotous retelling of the classic fairy tale, this film blends slapstick humor, music, and magic in a family-friendly adventure that’s part dream, part parody — and 100% fun.  📽️ Plot Summary: Modern-day babysitter Jack falls asleep while reading the classic fairy tale and wakes up inside the story — where he becomes the hero on a quest to rescue a kidnapped princess from a fearsome giant. Along the way, he climbs a magical beanstalk, outwits villains, and delivers laughs in true Abbott & Costello fashion.  🕰️ Year Released: 1952 🎭 Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Musical 🎬 Directed by: Jean Yarbrough 🎞️ Starring: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Dorothy Ford, Buddy Baer  🎯 Why Watch It? ✔️ Abbott & Costello’s signature comedy in a colorful fantasy setting ✔️ Fun for all ages — perfect for family movie nights ✔️ A playful take on the classic fairy tale with songs and gags ✔️ Beautiful early Technicolor visuals and imaginative sets  🔔 Don’t forget to LIKE 👍 | COMMENT 💬 | SUBSCRIBE 🔔 for more fairy tale comedies and public domain film treasures!  👇 Climb Into More Classic Fantasy, Comedy & Musical Escapes: 📺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYSxyPafGbnT7hNTlq29mZQJKn7wrNglY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎞️ #JackAndTheBeanstalk #AbbottAndCostello #ClassicComedy #FairyTaleFilm #1950sCinema #PublicDomainMovie #FantasyMusical #Technicolor ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🌈🌱 From beanstalk to belly laughs — Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) is a magical journey only Abbott & Costello could deliver! ________________________________________

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00:00:00Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when

00:00:07He shitted up the stalk to be a giant in his den

00:00:11Once up the beanstalk, if Jack is head of fun

00:00:16Then Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quick, or Jack, you're good as fun

00:00:20Blah, blah, blah, blah, there he goes

00:00:25But too well, nobody knows

00:00:30Long is the beanstalk and short as little Jack

00:00:34Long, short of it, is he ever coming back

00:00:55Long, short of it, is he ever coming back

00:01:00He's coming back

00:01:02He's coming back

00:01:04Don't He desecrable

00:01:07It's gotta be real

00:01:09Oh, He never came back

00:01:10He's coming back

00:01:11Yeah, it's gotta be real

00:01:12Yeah, there's a bit of an inch

00:01:14It's gotta be real

00:01:16It's gotta be real

00:01:17Hey, it's gotta be real

00:01:18Oh, he's coming right

00:01:19Hey, hey, hey

00:01:21Yeah, you're good

00:01:21Hey, hey, hey

00:01:22Come in.

00:01:52Oh, it's you. I'm sorry, Arthur. I thought it was the babysitter.

00:01:57Just what do you have against babysitters?

00:02:00Why, nothing.

00:02:01Nothing?

00:02:02It's a psychological stumbling block.

00:02:05The juvenile mind resents the restraint of adult authority.

00:02:10You ever have a feeling you're too old for your age?

00:02:13Physically, I'm only eight.

00:02:15Mentally, the doctors refuse to believe it.

00:02:19Why do you bring my sister flowers?

00:02:21Because you want to marry her?

00:02:24It's all part of the racket.

00:02:26Where is Eloise?

00:02:27Putting on her lipstick so you can kiss it off.

00:02:30Come on, young fella. I'll put you to bed.

00:02:32Or your sister and I are going to be late for dress rehearsal.

00:02:35Why do I have to go to bed?

00:02:36Only children go to bed this early.

00:02:39Arthur, I didn't hear you come in.

00:02:41You should have.

00:02:42I made quite an entrance, thanks to Junior.

00:02:44Donald, didn't you promise mother and dad you'd be a good boy?

00:02:48I am being good.

00:02:49It just happens that their standards are much higher than mine.

00:02:53Where's his babysitter?

00:02:54His sitter?

00:02:56Uh, well, Donald, go in and wash your teeth and go to bed.

00:02:59And don't wake your baby sister.

00:03:00What's the matter?

00:03:05No babysitter.

00:03:06There are dozens of babysitters in the neighborhood.

00:03:09Well, not for my dear brother.

00:03:10He's been declared out of bounds.

00:03:12Have you tried the employment agencies?

00:03:14They don't have babysitters.

00:03:16Well, it looks like my understudy will have to go on tonight.

00:03:19Start calling every employment agency till you find one that's open.

00:03:23Get somebody.

00:03:24Anybody.

00:03:24It sounds like a bad idea, but I'll do it.

00:03:28And I'll handle my pal, Donald.

00:03:29It's pretty reckless driving.

00:03:49I'll say it is.

00:03:50You ought to watch where you're going, big boy.

00:03:52What are you trying to do?

00:03:53Get away?

00:03:54Out of my way.

00:03:56Out of my way, shorty.

00:04:05I ought to run you in for this.

00:04:07You're big enough to carry me in.

00:04:09Officer, we're terribly sorry.

00:04:11Well, all right, but don't let this happen again.

00:04:14Now get off of my car.

00:04:19What are you going to do with that?

00:04:20Put it away.

00:04:21Well, keep it there.

00:04:22Yes.

00:04:24Uh-huh.

00:04:25I'd better hang up.

00:04:26We've been talking for ten minutes.

00:04:29Here comes my heavy date for tonight.

00:04:31Bye.

00:04:34Who are you calling a heavy date?

00:04:35You.

00:04:36Can you wait outside for five minutes?

00:04:38Or will you get a ticket?

00:04:40Well, if I do, I can get it fixed.

00:04:42I have influence.

00:04:48Don't do that!

00:04:49Why don't you look where you're going?

00:04:51See you outside, baby.

00:04:54What do you see in that tall, dark, handsome fella?

00:04:57Plenty.

00:04:58Girls never say that to me.

00:04:59What do they say to you?

00:05:00Shh.

00:05:00Nothing mixed up.

00:05:03Cosmic Employment Agency.

00:05:05Yes, I have been on the phone for quite a while.

00:05:07I'm sorry we don't list babysitters.

00:05:09Just a minute, lady.

00:05:10You are looking at the world's greatest babysitter.

00:05:13That's right, miss.

00:05:14Sure.

00:05:14He is the best.

00:05:16Where do you fit into this?

00:05:17I'm his agent.

00:05:18Yes.

00:05:19He lets me keep ten percent of everything I earn.

00:05:23I'm sorry I took so long.

00:05:24But fortunately, a professional babysitter just came in.

00:05:28May I have your address, please?

00:05:32He'll be right out.

00:05:33Goodbye.

00:05:35Oh, thank you, miss.

00:05:36Gee, you're wonderful.

00:05:38I like girls like you.

00:05:39Eyes of blue and five feet, too.

00:05:45Timber!

00:05:46Sorry to be late.

00:05:48It's okay.

00:05:49Shall we go?

00:05:51You mean you and I are going out together?

00:05:52You see, Dink, I have a way with girls.

00:05:54Please.

00:05:55Please.

00:05:57Please.

00:05:59Please.

00:06:02Now listen.

00:06:03Yes, Daddy.

00:06:06He's so big.

00:06:07Come on, we've got to babysit.

00:06:09Get with it.

00:06:24Clyde, why are you so clumsy?

00:06:26I'm excited.

00:06:27Why?

00:06:27This is my first job.

00:06:29Gee, I hope he's a sweet child.

00:06:31I love children.

00:06:32Come on.

00:06:38It's about time they got here.

00:06:46Are you the...

00:06:47Babysitter?

00:06:48He sure is.

00:06:49You're kind of big for a baby.

00:06:51You're not for me.

00:06:52Oh, reject it again.

00:06:53I guess it isn't my night.

00:06:54Won't you come in?

00:06:55I'll be sure.

00:06:56Sure.

00:06:58Well, we'll be plenty of constable here.

00:07:03Well, it's too late to get anyone else.

00:07:04Have you had much experience with babies?

00:07:06Oh, yes, sir.

00:07:07I've been a baby all my life.

00:07:08Don't you worry about Jack.

00:07:10Kids just love them.

00:07:11He makes them feel so superior.

00:07:13In which they are?

00:07:13Sure.

00:07:14Well, they're both sound asleep, and I'm sure you won't hear a sound out of them all night.

00:07:18But if you need anything...

00:07:18Oh, no, madam.

00:07:20I won't need a thing.

00:07:21I'll prepare for everything.

00:07:22No one's prepared for Donald.

00:07:24Well, good luck, and we'll be home after 11.

00:07:26Oh, you're going out right now?

00:07:27Oh, costumes.

00:07:28Going to a masquerade ball?

00:07:29No, playing.

00:07:30Play.

00:07:31Kids are going to play.

00:07:32May I see you out the door?

00:07:33Excuse me.

00:07:33May I help you?

00:07:35Oh, miss.

00:07:36In case I want to see the children, just where are they?

00:07:38Oh, they're in the bedroom down the hall.

00:07:41All right.

00:07:48High glass, huh?

00:08:02Music to my ears.

00:08:04My first victim.

00:08:06Duty calls.

00:08:07See you, Mr. Dingle.

00:08:14This calls for action.

00:08:18Shh, quiet.

00:08:22Want to wake up your sweet little brother?

00:08:25Now, what seems to be in trouble?

00:08:30This is my real business.

00:08:31I know kids.

00:08:32Good night.

00:08:33Get me a glass of milk.

00:08:42What'd you say?

00:08:43I said, get me a glass of milk.

00:08:45This is unbelievable.

00:08:47This kid talks better than me.

00:08:50You're not very bright.

00:08:52I'm sorry, kid.

00:08:54But what school did you go to?

00:08:55The baby isn't talking.

00:08:57I am.

00:08:58I know you're talking, but who?

00:09:00I'm talking over here.

00:09:03This kid ain't even moving her lips.

00:09:05This is a baby ventriloquist.

00:09:07I'm talking over here.

00:09:09I know it's you.

00:09:10I mean, I'm...

00:09:12You're...

00:09:12You!

00:09:14You!

00:09:14What's your name?

00:09:24Donald.

00:09:25Are you a good boy?

00:09:26No, it's not my nature.

00:09:27I'm a problem child.

00:09:30You're a little kid.

00:09:31He's a problem child.

00:09:33He's like me, I think.

00:09:35Would you like to have me read you a story before you fall asleep?

00:09:38That's been tried, too.

00:09:40Oh, this kid can try, too.

00:09:47I'm telling you, darling.

00:09:49I ought to...

00:09:50I ought to...

00:09:51I ought to...

00:09:52Jack and the Beanstalk.

00:09:55That's my favorite novel.

00:09:58Donald, can I read this to you?

00:10:00Well, I want to keep you happy.

00:10:04Let's hear our gulps.

00:10:06Thank you, Donald.

00:10:09Once upon a time...

00:10:11That's pretty exciting, isn't it?

00:10:16Once upon a time, a whole village was ter...

00:10:19A whole village was ter...

00:10:23Terrorized.

00:10:24Yeah.

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:30The whole village was terrorized by a...

00:10:32A fero...

00:10:33A fero...

00:10:35Ferocious.

00:10:36Yeah.

00:10:38Donald, do me a favor.

00:10:40This is a very exciting book about the giant and everything.

00:10:44Will you read it to me, please?

00:10:46I can't get over the big words.

00:10:48Only because I'm fascinated by you.

00:10:50Here, hold my club.

00:10:52Yes.

00:10:53Fascinated.

00:10:54Once upon a time, a whole village was terrorized...

00:11:01Hmm?

00:11:01By a ferocious giant...

00:11:04Yeah.

00:11:04Who lived in a castle in the sky.

00:11:06In this village lived a simple peasant boy named Jack...

00:11:10And his widowed mother.

00:11:12They had come upon hard times because of the giant.

00:11:16One day, Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...

00:11:20And sell him for food.

00:11:21Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...

00:11:23Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...

00:11:25Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...

00:11:26Five small feet.

00:11:28Jack was told to bring their Bunu...

00:11:29phoecious music...

00:11:30Jack was told to bring their own cow to the market...

00:11:36Heeeeeeeee!

00:11:37Oh!

00:11:39Oh!

00:11:41Oh!

00:11:49Princess Louise!

00:12:07Your Highness.

00:12:08I wonder if I could have a glass of water?

00:12:11Yes, Your Highness.

00:12:18Hey, Billy, can you imagine me getting water for the princess?

00:12:27Uh-oh.

00:12:37You see anything, Billy?

00:12:50Oh, Princess, I would have brung you the water.

00:12:52I'm a little tired of people waiting on me.

00:12:55It must be wonderful to be allowed to do everything you want to, whenever you want to.

00:13:01Oh, you don't get around much, do you?

00:13:03What do you mean?

00:13:04You mean you haven't heard?

00:13:05There's no food in the village.

00:13:07The giant, he's taken everything.

00:13:09He's even taken your father's crown jewels, didn't he?

00:13:12That's why I have to marry Prince Arthur.

00:13:14Well, isn't it a love match?

00:13:16I've never even seen him.

00:13:18But his people have money.

00:13:21Did you ever have to marry a man you've never seen?

00:13:26They tell me I'm a boy.

00:13:29So you are.

00:13:31And a very nice boy.

00:13:33Thank you, Your Highness.

00:13:35Why don't you run away?

00:13:37Princesses can't do that.

00:13:39Oh.

00:13:40But maybe he'll be young and handsome and you'll fall madly in love with him.

00:13:45That only happens in fairy tales.

00:13:48But thank you for the water.

00:13:49Thank you, Your Highness.

00:13:51And Princess, remember.

00:13:53Have courage.

00:13:54Fear nothing when you're in the right.

00:13:57That's my motto.

00:14:07Jack!

00:14:08Yes, Mother?

00:14:09Jack, you must stop talking to yourself.

00:14:12I wasn't talking to myself, Mother.

00:14:14I was talking to the Princess Eloise.

00:14:17Princesses don't talk to peasant boys.

00:14:20Oh, Jack.

00:14:21When are you going to grow up and get some sense?

00:14:25Does one go with the other?

00:14:27Jack, I've come to a very important decision.

00:14:31You're not going to give me away.

00:14:33No.

00:14:34If we're not to starve, I'll have to sell our last valuable possession.

00:14:39No.

00:14:40You're not going to sell the cow.

00:14:42She has to go.

00:14:44You can't sell Henry.

00:14:46Jack, how many times have I told you Henry isn't a proper name for a cow?

00:14:51All right.

00:14:52From now on, I'll call her Albert.

00:14:54But you still can't sell Henry.

00:14:56Take her to the market this morning.

00:14:59But be sure to get a good price.

00:15:02Yes, Mother.

00:15:04You can depend on me.

00:15:06Whatever they bid, I'll bid higher.

00:15:09Jack, you'll be selling, not buying.

00:15:13There's a difference?

00:15:17Fetch me a pail of water and then be on your way.

00:15:20Yes, Mother.

00:15:29Now look, Henry.

00:15:31This is the last time I'm going to let you look.

00:15:33You look beautiful.

00:15:36You and I are going to part very soon.

00:15:41You are the only thing I love.

00:15:45Now this is the last look you're going to get, Henry.

00:15:47Take a look.

00:15:48Don't you look pretty?

00:15:50Oh, parting is such sorrow.

00:15:52You got to go, Henry.

00:15:54Oh, boy.

00:15:55Tell me, young fellow.

00:15:56Will this road take me to the royal palace?

00:15:57No, sir.

00:15:58But your horse will.

00:15:59Say, you're Prince Arthur.

00:16:00So they tell me.

00:16:01Oh, boy.

00:16:02Will the princess be surprised?

00:16:03Princess Eloise?

00:16:04Mm-hmm.

00:16:05You should have heard what she said about you this morning.

00:16:06No worse than I said about her.

00:16:07Any girl who will marry a man for his father's money.

00:16:09Uh-oh.

00:16:10The giant!

00:16:11It's the giant, Henry.

00:16:12But you're safe with me.

00:16:13I won't let him take you.

00:16:15See?

00:16:16What did I tell you, Henry?

00:16:17I protected you.

00:16:18Now, look, Henry.

00:16:19I gotta go tell him to pull herself out of my face.

00:16:21I'm going to get him to the next show.

00:16:23I kept in love.

00:16:24I cried what she said about you this morning.

00:16:26No worse than I said about her.

00:16:27Any girl who will marry a man for his father's money.

00:16:28Uh-oh.

00:16:29The giant!

00:16:30It's the giant.

00:16:31It's the giant, Henry.

00:16:32But you're safe with me.

00:16:34I won't let them take you.

00:16:36See?

00:16:38What did I tell you, Henry?

00:16:39I protected you.

00:16:40Now, look, Henry,

00:16:42I got to go tell the prince about the bad giant they hear.

00:16:46Hey, prince, where did you go?

00:16:48Oh, come on, this is no time to play games.

00:16:51Oh, prince.

00:16:53Oh, prince.

00:16:54Hey, prince.

00:16:55Hey, prince.

00:17:03Prince, get your body.

00:17:07Help me.

00:17:12He's a rough one, Henry.

00:17:16Oh, come on.

00:17:24But why don't you have any cloth?

00:17:26My good woman.

00:17:27For cloth, you need wool.

00:17:28And for wool, you need sheep.

00:17:29And someone stole all our sheep.

00:17:31Oh, I don't believe that silly story about the giant.

00:17:34Oh, there's a giant all right, Mrs. Murgatroyd, because I saw him.

00:17:38You see a lot of things that other people don't.

00:17:40Did you really see him, Jack?

00:17:41I saw his shadow.

00:17:43How do you know it was the giant's shadow?

00:17:46That's a very good question.

00:17:47Goodbye.

00:17:47Where are you taking my cow?

00:17:49I'm going to take my cow to Mr. Dinklepuss, the butcher.

00:18:04What's all the excitement?

00:18:05You have a whole cow.

00:18:06Hey, don't you try to deceive us.

00:18:08You're not going to hold this one to the black market.

00:18:10The idea of selling those less sirloin steaks for seven cents a pound.

00:18:14There ought to be a law.

00:18:15Oh, ladies, ladies, ladies.

00:18:17I haven't seen a cow around here for months.

00:18:18But you bring somebody to me with such an animal.

00:18:22I'll reward him like he's never been rewarded in his life.

00:18:24I'll make him rich.

00:18:25Richer beyond his dreams.

00:18:27I'll pour gold into his pocket.

00:18:28I'll pour gold so deep that...

00:18:31Wait a minute.

00:18:33Not that scrawny animal.

00:18:36You're not trying to pawn him off to me as first grade beef.

00:18:39Why wouldn't let my worst customer use him for stew?

00:18:43Her.

00:18:44And I love Henry.

00:18:46Well, everybody to their taste.

00:18:48But come inside, Jack, and I'll give you the best deal that I can afford.

00:18:52Come on, Henry.

00:19:00Can you imagine that?

00:19:01I mean, all the beef we haven't had in me.

00:19:03Look at this big cow.

00:19:04I'd like to get some of that.

00:19:05I certainly would, too.

00:19:11What you doing?

00:19:12Hey, what's the idea of that?

00:19:13Well, I don't want everyone to know how generous I am.

00:19:16Oh, how much are you going to give me for the cow?

00:19:18What, you're asking money for that wonderful animal?

00:19:20I was going to give you beans.

00:19:22What do I want with beans?

00:19:24What do you want with my magic beans?

00:19:26I should have my head examined.

00:19:28Huh.

00:19:28Trying to make you rich.

00:19:30Money you're asking for, eh?

00:19:32I'll give you money.

00:19:33Worthless money.

00:19:34How much do you want?

00:19:35Any price at all.

00:19:36How much?

00:19:37Now, wait a minute, Mr. Finkelpuss.

00:19:38I don't want that worthless money.

00:19:40Either I get the magic beans or I take Henry home.

00:19:43Oh, you strike a hard bargain, boy.

00:19:46No beans.

00:19:46No cow.

00:19:47Well, I know when I'm late.

00:19:50Come on out in the garden.

00:19:51I keep my beans hidden out there.

00:19:53Come on.

00:19:54Magic beans.

00:19:56You've got to get up awfully early in the morning to put anything over on me.

00:20:00Come on, Henry.

00:20:02Let's go, Henry.

00:20:05Henry?

00:20:07One, two, three, four.

00:20:11Now, they must be around here someplace.

00:20:13You've got to keep them buried, you know.

00:20:14You can't let the village know where these magic beans are.

00:20:18They're priceless.

00:20:22There they are.

00:20:24My magic beans.

00:20:27Don't tell anybody that I gave them to you, will you?

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:31Shh.

00:20:31It's a secret.

00:20:33But I'll never realize, I'll never know how you ever talked me out of them.

00:20:37Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:20:38What?

00:20:40Can I say goodbye to Henry?

00:20:42Well, surely.

00:20:42Go ahead.

00:20:44Alone.

00:20:44Alone?

00:20:45Right ahead.

00:20:46I've got to say goodbye now.

00:20:55Be a good boy for Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:21:00Do you mind if I kiss you goodbye, Henry?

00:21:03He is such a good pal.

00:21:15The princess.

00:21:17The giant has stolen the princess.

00:21:19Henry, you hear what they're yelling?

00:21:22The giant has kidnapped the princess.

00:21:26Goodbye, Henry.

00:21:27Henry.

00:21:27The giant has stolen the princess.

00:21:30The princess.

00:21:31Henry.

00:21:32Henry.

00:21:33Henry.

00:21:34Henry.

00:21:35Henry.

00:21:52Don't worry.

00:21:54I've been robbed.

00:21:59Mother!

00:22:01Mother!

00:22:05A terrible thing has happened.

00:22:06Oh, somebody swindled you out of our cowl.

00:22:08Oh, no. I made a nice deal for Henry.

00:22:11But the giant kidnapped the princess and is holding her for ransom.

00:22:15Oh, the poor girl.

00:22:17I'll gladly contribute the money you got for the cowl.

00:22:20Money?

00:22:21Only a fool would take worthless money for such a valuable animal.

00:22:25I got five magic beans.

00:22:27Oh, Jack, why is it whenever I send you on an errand you always do the wrong thing?

00:22:34One, two, three, four, five magic beans.

00:22:37Ain't I a smart boy for outsmarting a butcher?

00:22:40You were indeed.

00:22:42Plant the beans, my boy.

00:22:45Maybe they'll grow something that we can eat.

00:22:47Mother.

00:22:48Plant the beans, Jack.

00:22:52I'll plant the beans.

00:22:54I'll plant them.

00:22:56Oh, you're not ordinary beans, are you?

00:23:05Please, beans.

00:23:07Will you grow like magic beans?

00:23:11So I can prove to my mother and everybody else that I'm not addled-brained like they think I am?

00:23:17Or am I?

00:23:19Oh, magic beans.

00:23:23One, two, three, four, five.

00:23:33Grow.

00:23:34Please grow.

00:23:44Jack, will you please go to bed?

00:23:46Yes, mother.

00:23:47Please grow for me magic beans.

00:23:49Please grow for me magic beans.

00:23:50Please.

00:23:51Please grow for me magic beans.

00:23:52Please.

00:23:53Please grow for me magic beans.

00:23:54Please.

00:23:55Big Wes, can't you drink your rating gym miles away?

00:23:58I'm not old.

00:24:02Sí.

00:24:03You're a comparator of horses, but you can bring them to bed.

00:24:05Right?

00:24:06Yes.

00:24:08Of course, never-

00:24:09Oh, my God.

00:24:39Mother!

00:24:40Mother!

00:24:41Mother!

00:24:48Mother!

00:24:49Jack, what do you want?

00:24:52Will you please get my mother?

00:24:54I am your mother.

00:24:56Mother.

00:24:57Look!

00:24:58Look!

00:24:59The beanstalk!

00:25:09Look at that!

00:25:10It goes right up in the sky!

00:25:11I tell you all, I grew this beanstalk last night with five beans that I planted!

00:25:31Five magic beans!

00:25:33Jack, dear, please stop repeating that nonsense.

00:25:35Mother, this isn't nonsense.

00:25:37This is the truth.

00:25:38Hey, are those the beans that I gave you for that cow that disappeared?

00:25:42You mean Henry ran away?

00:25:43Yes, and I want my beans back.

00:25:45Don't you dare disturb that beanstalk.

00:25:47It might lead up to the giant's castle.

00:25:49So what?

00:25:50So what?

00:25:51Maybe a brave boy will climb that beanstalk and kill the giant and save the princes

00:25:57and live happily ever after.

00:25:59Oh, no, Jack.

00:26:00The giant will kill you like he did your poor father.

00:26:03Have no fear, Mother.

00:26:04I'm gonna climb that beanstalk and I'm gonna kill the giant and avenge my father.

00:26:09And then I'm gonna save the princes.

00:26:11And while I'm up there, I'll look for our little Nellie.

00:26:13You mean this boy had a sister?

00:26:15You poor unfortunate woman.

00:26:18Oh, no.

00:26:19Nellie was our hen who laid the golden eggs.

00:26:21A hen that lays a golden egg?

00:26:24Fourteen carat.

00:26:25Up there?

00:26:26Oh, sure.

00:26:27Well, let me help you, my boy.

00:26:29Goodbye, Mother.

00:26:30I'll go along with you.

00:26:31Goodbye, Mother.

00:26:32That's the boy.

00:26:33Take your time now.

00:26:34Here we go.

00:26:35Goodbye, Mother.

00:26:36Don't worry, Mrs. Strong.

00:26:42He won't be back.

00:26:43Oh, you don't understand.

00:26:45He wasn't much, but he was all I had.

00:26:49There goes Jack, the reckless fool.

00:27:04A scootin' up a beanstalk.

00:27:06And with another fool.

00:27:09Maybe tonight the two will be bottlin' alcohol.

00:27:13There goes Jack, the village lube.

00:27:17And almost up the beanstalk.

00:27:19Scamperin' to the moon.

00:27:21Doesn't know what he's doing.

00:27:23He's hurryin' to his rune.

00:27:25No giant finds it bothersome

00:27:27To grapple with the midget.

00:27:29He'll pin and jack beneath his thumb

00:27:31And spank him with a digit.

00:27:33Spank him with a digit.

00:27:35Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when.

00:27:42He shimmied up the stalk

00:27:44To bear the giant in his day.

00:27:46Once up the beanstalk.

00:27:49If Jack is set up on.

00:27:51Then Jack be nimble.

00:27:52Jack be quick.

00:27:53Oh, Jack you're good as gone.

00:27:55Up, up, up, up, up.

00:27:58There he goes.

00:28:00Up to where nobody knows.

00:28:05Long is the beanstalk.

00:28:07And short is little Jack.

00:28:09The long and short of it is busy ever coming back.

00:28:13Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:16There goes Jack.

00:28:18What is Jack ever coming back?

00:28:22I'll be back and when I reappear.

00:28:25With the giant by the pier.

00:28:27You will tell the kids.

00:28:29The legend of the famous giant killer.

00:28:34Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:36Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:38Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:40Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:42Jack and the beanstalk.

00:28:57Jack.

00:29:29Come on, Mr. Biggerpuss.

00:29:43Here, here.

00:29:44Now, wait a minute.

00:29:46Wait a minute.

00:29:48Oh, whoosh!

00:29:50Oh, nice.

00:29:52Take it easy.

00:29:55Let's go.

00:29:55Okay.

00:29:59The giant!

00:30:10I'm the butcher.

00:30:12Well, cut me up.

00:30:15Mr. Biggerpuss.

00:30:16What?

00:30:16The giant's castle.

00:30:18What?

00:30:19Hey, you're right.

00:30:21Look at it.

00:30:22Come on.

00:30:27We're in giant land.

00:30:37Wait a minute.

00:30:38Hmm?

00:30:39Look at those footprints.

00:30:41Uh-oh.

00:30:42We must be getting close to the giant.

00:30:45Come on.

00:30:45Mr. Biggerpuss.

00:30:52Now, wait a minute.

00:30:53Are you sure that hen Nellie lays golden eggs?

00:30:56Uh-huh.

00:30:5714 carat?

00:30:58Uh-huh.

00:30:59Well, then don't be afraid.

00:31:01I won't.

00:31:01Just follow me.

00:31:02Wait a minute.

00:31:24Mr. Biggerpuss.

00:31:25What's the matter?

00:31:25How come your shadow is bigger than mine?

00:31:28Well, the taller you are, the taller your shadow.

00:31:30You see, that's the basic principle of mathematics.

00:31:33I am shorter than you.

00:31:36Therefore, my shadow should be smaller than yours.

00:31:40Mathematically speaking, right?

00:31:42Right.

00:31:42Why?

00:31:43My shadow is making a fool out of your mathematics.

00:31:47Why, that's impossible.

00:31:49That can't be your shadow.

00:31:51No?

00:31:52Well, watch this.

00:32:00Can you imagine that?

00:32:11Now, if I didn't see this with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

00:32:15It's absolute...

00:32:16It's...

00:32:17Hey.

00:32:20Let me just take a portion.

00:32:31You've got to look at this.

00:32:32This is terrific.

00:32:33Mr. Dinglepuss.

00:32:57Mr. Dinglepuss!

00:32:58Oh, I think he's afraid of my shadow.

00:33:04Why don't you be like me?

00:33:05I'm brave.

00:33:07Because...

00:33:07I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:33:12Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

00:33:18I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.

00:33:27And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.

00:33:36I'll be defiant and be obstreperous.

00:33:42If any giant should try the salt and pepperous.

00:33:46And I'll rise up, up to my fullest height.

00:33:51Because I fear absolutely nothing when I am in the right.

00:34:01A man believes what he believes.

00:34:04And by these principles a man must stand.

00:34:06A time will come for rolled up sleeves.

00:34:09And it might help to have a fist on hand.

00:34:11If I believe that I am right, there's only one thing to be done.

00:34:16I don't go looking for a fight.

00:34:19But I have never run away from one.

00:34:23But only fools will take a dare.

00:34:26And there are things that only fools defy.

00:34:28If you smell trouble in the air.

00:34:31I'll hold my breath until a breeze blows by.

00:34:33I'll snore defiance like some rhinoceros.

00:34:41Afraid of giants.

00:34:43Now isn't that preposterous?

00:34:46I find courage a thing of great delight.

00:34:51Sing filiae and filiae with steady hand and steal the eye.

00:34:56I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:02I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:03I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:04I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:05I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:06I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:07I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:08I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:09I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:10I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:11I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:12I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:13I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:14I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:15I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:16I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:17I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:18I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:35:19Oh, my God.

00:35:49How did you get here before me?

00:36:04I made a new path through the forest.

00:36:05Did you see what I saw?

00:36:06Did you see that giant?

00:36:07He's as big as the trees.

00:36:09Please, why did you ever talk me into this thing?

00:36:12I didn't talk you into this.

00:36:14Now listen, you know my reputation in the village.

00:36:16You know I had to listen to you.

00:36:17Why did I ever let you do it?

00:36:19Why did you do it?

00:36:20Don't stand there with your mouth wide open.

00:36:22Say something.

00:36:22Mr. Dinkelpuss, I'm up here to save the princess.

00:36:25The princess.

00:36:26We gotta save her.

00:36:27You're right.

00:36:28The princess.

00:36:28There's the castle.

00:36:31Let's go.

00:36:32Come on.

00:36:33What am I doing?

00:36:34Go ahead.

00:36:49Oh, it's beautiful.

00:36:56But it's a trifle too small for me.

00:36:58A trifle, she says.

00:37:01Glory be, I do understand you why the master keeps a wench like you around.

00:37:04He likes my cooking.

00:37:06And I don't want to hear another word out of you.

00:37:09A cooking?

00:37:10Can you make an Irish stew?

00:37:12Can you boil a potato like me poor mother used to boil them?

00:37:14I can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up.

00:37:17And I can tell the master you never put the princess in her cell like he told you to.

00:37:21You win this time.

00:37:23Patrick always wins.

00:37:25Come back to her.

00:37:27My phone in.

00:37:29My phone in.

00:37:30That is in fine voice I am today.

00:37:32I still can't believe that harp talks.

00:37:36He talks too much.

00:37:39How do I look?

00:37:41Ready to be locked up.

00:37:42What do I have to be?

00:37:43Orders, me dainty beauty.

00:37:45Orders.

00:37:46Unfortunately, he's right.

00:37:53I meant to ask you, are you the giant's wife?

00:37:56Heavens no.

00:37:57I'm his housekeeper.

00:37:58He stole me last year from another kingdom.

00:38:00Well, what'll he do with me?

00:38:02Release you for ransom money, perhaps.

00:38:04And if there is no ransom money?

00:38:06You'd make a lovely Sunday dinner.

00:38:13Music in a dungeon like this?

00:38:27Thank you for calling in music, whoever you may be.

00:38:30Who is he?

00:38:31A troubadour the giant picked up yesterday.

00:38:43Who are you?

00:38:47Just a girl from the village below.

00:38:50What's your name?

00:38:53Darlene.

00:38:55Are you as pretty as your name?

00:38:58My guess is yes.

00:39:03That's a nice melody.

00:39:05Are there words to it?

00:39:06Not yet, but there can be by tonight.

00:39:09What will you be doing?

00:39:12What did you have in mind?

00:39:14A rendezvous in the garden?

00:39:16I'll speak to the giant about it.

00:39:19Me, fi, fo, fum.

00:39:22I smell the blood of an Englishman.

00:39:26Be he alive or be he dead.

00:39:30I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

00:39:33Mister, if I'm too heavy for you, I just leave walk.

00:39:36Me too.

00:39:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:39:47Open the door!

00:39:48Take me with you.

00:39:52Open the door!

00:39:56Open the door!

00:39:59Open it!

00:40:07Here's some extra help for the kitchen.

00:40:14You're a little one, aren't you?

00:40:16But I grow on people.

00:40:19Bless you, me boy, bless you.

00:40:21Who said that?

00:40:22What do you know?

00:40:23A talking harp.

00:40:26You said that?

00:40:27I said bless you.

00:40:28And I'm sorry now that I see your silly little face a bit closer.

00:40:32I mean...

00:40:33Thank you, master.

00:40:34It is a sight for sorrows, it is, yeah.

00:40:37Thank you, Patrick.

00:40:38Well, I'm off to hunt in the forest.

00:40:40Will you want any supper?

00:40:42Just a midnight snack.

00:40:43Anyone we know?

00:40:46Could be.

00:40:49What's the matter with you?

00:40:51Did you hear that?

00:40:51I hope it's not me.

00:40:56Well, what's the matter with you?

00:40:59You're standing on my foot.

00:41:04Come with me.

00:41:06Look!

00:41:14I'll show you what you're supposed to do.

00:41:16Yeah, you show me and I'll show him.

00:41:17Make the little fat one work till his back breaks.

00:41:19Oh, I love the sound of cracking bones.

00:41:22You're a bad harp and you're going to have a bad end.

00:41:25Sticks and stones, sticks and stones.

00:41:27All right, Blabbermouth.

00:41:28Into the cupboard you go.

00:41:30Don't you dare put me in that dark cupboard again.

00:41:32Don't you dare.

00:41:33A thousand curses on you.

00:41:35Well, I'll have me revenge.

00:41:36Come back to work.

00:41:38My morning.

00:41:39My morning.

00:41:40A thousand curses on you.

00:41:42Master.

00:41:42My...

00:41:43That harp had very bad branging up.

00:41:51You must be hungry.

00:41:52Would you like a glass of milk before supper's ready?

00:41:54Uh, thanks.

00:41:55Thank you, miss.

00:41:55Or is it missus?

00:41:56It's miss.

00:41:57Why?

00:41:58Well, when I look at you...

00:41:59Now, now, wait.

00:42:00Now, now, now.

00:42:01You're too young to go out with girls.

00:42:03Yeah, but this might age me fast.

00:42:07Here's to us.

00:42:08All right.

00:42:09Leave that alone.

00:42:10I don't want to lose any of it.

00:42:11Well, don't get hog-ish.

00:42:12To us.

00:42:13To us?

00:42:14Why, you sweep me off my feet.

00:42:16I'd need a little help for that.

00:42:17Well, here.

00:42:18It's Henry's.

00:42:23She's here.

00:42:25How do you know?

00:42:26No other milk ever tasted this pleasant.

00:42:29Where is she?

00:42:30There's plenty of time for that.

00:42:31But I have an idea how we can escape, if you're interested.

00:42:34We're interested.

00:42:35Not me.

00:42:36Not unless I can take along the princess.

00:42:39Does she mean that much to you?

00:42:41Oh, no.

00:42:42You jealous?

00:42:43You needn't be.

00:42:45I promised my mother that I would return home with the princess.

00:42:48And after all, a boy's best mother is his friend.

00:42:53Hmm.

00:42:54Huh?

00:42:55Is that right?

00:42:56Now!

00:42:57Your song's finished.

00:43:03My song?

00:43:06Listen.

00:43:06Darlene, a song for Darlene, Darlene, for you alone, Darlene, your name is music, music.

00:43:34I've never known.

00:43:39He walks in heaven, who walks with music, and it's heaven being here, heaven being very near.

00:44:00Darlene, my darling, Darlene, my darling, Darlene, my song is yours.

00:44:24Oh, that's beautiful.

00:44:30It's Mush.

00:44:31Jack!

00:44:32Princess!

00:44:32Shh, shh, shh.

00:44:33Don't call me that.

00:44:35What do you hear?

00:44:35Incognito?

00:44:37Well, sort of.

00:44:38There's a young man in the next cell, and I don't want him to know who I am.

00:44:41Why not?

00:44:42All my life, I've wanted someone to know me as me, not as Princess Eloise.

00:44:48You have but the command, Your Highness.

00:44:50Here.

00:44:51Eat this.

00:44:52That will make you good and strong so we can sail you over the wall.

00:44:55Sail me over the wall?

00:44:57Yes.

00:44:58We're going to build catapults out in the garden, and the housekeeper, she thought of it.

00:45:01She's on our side.

00:45:02Wonderful.

00:45:03You don't suppose she'd let us out tonight for a rendezvous in the garden?

00:45:07Princess, I didn't think that you cared for me.

00:45:11Not you.

00:45:13I meant the young man I told you about.

00:45:16Oh.

00:45:17Well, if I approve.

00:45:20After all, I am one of your royal subjects, and I do so want to see our princess go out with the right fellow.

00:45:27Goodbye, Your Highness.

00:45:34Prince Arthur.

00:45:36I wondered what happened to you.

00:45:38Say, aren't you the young fellow with a cow?

00:45:41I'm alone now.

00:45:43Here's your supper.

00:45:46I guess the princess was disappointed when I didn't show up for the wedding.

00:45:49I never saw a girl cry so much in her life.

00:45:52What are you whispering for?

00:45:53I don't want the girl in the other cell to know I'm a prince.

00:45:56You don't?

00:45:57No.

00:45:58Look, you seem to have some influence around here.

00:46:00You don't suppose you could...

00:46:01Let you out tonight so you could have a rendezvous in the garden?

00:46:04How did you know?

00:46:05It's a secret.

00:46:06But first of all, I'll have to get you some other clothes, because the clothes you have on make you look too much like a prince.

00:46:13Prince?

00:46:14Er, Your Highness.

00:46:15Excuse me.

00:46:16Goodbye.

00:46:17What have you decided?

00:46:28Well, his parents don't have the background of yours, but he's a wonderful fellow, and your loyal subject approves.

00:46:34Thank you, Jack.

00:46:56I just got through telling the housekeeper, and now I'm going to tell you.

00:46:59What's on your mind?

00:47:00The prince is not the prince, and the princess is not the princess.

00:47:03Then who are they?

00:47:03Well, just a boy and girl in love.

00:47:05Tonight, I want you to order a full moon and keep the stars shining bright.

00:47:09History is going to be made tonight.

00:47:14Princess.

00:47:15Mr. Dinkelpuss, I just got through telling you.

00:47:18She's not the princess.

00:47:19She's Darlene, Marjorie Princess.

00:47:21Are these the catapults?

00:47:22Yes, this is my own creation.

00:47:24You see, all you have to do is get on here, I cut the rope, and zoom, you go right over the wall.

00:47:29Will it work?

00:47:30She's asking me, will it work?

00:47:33I'm asking you, too.

00:47:36Will it work?

00:47:37Get on here, Jack.

00:47:39Wait a minute.

00:47:39Is it dangerous?

00:47:40Well, it's far too dangerous for a human being.

00:47:43But get on here.

00:47:44I'll show you whether it'll work or not.

00:47:45Wait a minute.

00:47:46Too dangerous.

00:47:47Much too dangerous for a human being.

00:47:49Oh!

00:47:50Come, princess.

00:47:53I mean, Darlene.

00:47:59Oh, it's a lovely night to be somebody else.

00:48:03Tell me, what's he like?

00:48:05He sings very pretty.

00:48:06Oh, I know, but shall I, shall I let him kiss me if he tries?

00:48:11Oh, princess.

00:48:14Why not?

00:48:17I have your word you won't try to escape.

00:48:19You have my word.

00:48:29Jack!

00:48:29He loves me.

00:48:37He loves me not.

00:48:40He loves me.

00:48:41Stop right there.

00:48:42Don't take a chance.

00:48:46You're...

00:48:47And you're...

00:48:49That's right.

00:48:51Is it?

00:48:51I didn't expect somebody, so...

00:48:55Neither did I.

00:48:58Won't you...

00:48:59Sit down?

00:49:01Thank you, I will.

00:49:05Would I be bold if I...

00:49:07If you put your armor on me?

00:49:09There's a dreamer's cloth that dreamers weave

00:49:20A tapestry of make-believe

00:49:28The fine brocade of all your schemes

00:49:38Exquisite fabric from

00:49:43The mill of dreams

00:49:47The threads are golden

00:49:51Of silken strands

00:49:57But not to hold in

00:50:02His eager hands

00:50:07Maybe if someday

00:50:13Our arms entwine

00:50:18We'll weave a dreamer's cloth

00:50:23That's yours and mine

00:50:30Imagination isn't real

00:50:35But isn't it a spinning wheel

00:50:38That spins the fabric on the room

00:50:42The frame that has a world of room

00:50:48So spin your world

00:50:52And round you go

00:50:54And sew and stitch

00:50:56And stitch and sew

00:50:58The dreams you spin

00:51:00Are finely spun

00:51:02And dreamers' work

00:51:04Is never done

00:51:08The threads are golden

00:51:12The threads are golden

00:51:12Of silken strands

00:51:16But not to hold in

00:51:20To hold in

00:51:22These eager hands

00:51:28Maybe if someday

00:51:29Maybe if someday

00:51:31Our arms incline

00:51:34We'll weave a dreamer's cloth

00:51:40That's yours and mine

00:51:46If only dreamers' cloth

00:51:52Were yours and mine

00:51:58He's kissing her

00:52:07I mean she's kissing him

00:52:09They're in love

00:52:19Dance?

00:52:22Yes

00:52:25Yes

00:55:21I'm sick and tired of that line.

00:55:26Mr. Dinglepuss, make sure you find Nellie.

00:55:29I'll find her, all right.

00:55:31Mr. Dinglepuss?

00:55:37Yes?

00:55:37Did you find Nellie yet?

00:55:38Not yet.

00:55:40Well, she's easy to find.

00:55:41She's pure white and wears a little red hat.

00:55:44Have you got that chicken food mixed up yet?

00:55:46Oh, it will be soon.

00:55:47And where do you see the eggs they lay?

00:55:49Well, hurry up.

00:55:50I've got to get to the catapults.

00:55:52I'm a little farm boy.

00:56:01I'm one guy that knows how to mix this food, Mr. Dinglepuss.

00:56:04Well, feed the chickens.

00:56:05I will.

00:56:06Go ahead, feed it to him.

00:56:26Okay.

00:56:26Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky.

00:56:37And a good, good morning to you, master.

00:56:39Aiden, go brah.

00:56:40Good morning, heart.

00:56:42Housekeeper, housekeeper.

00:56:43Where's my breakfast?

00:56:47On the way.

00:56:49And bring me my favorite hen.

00:56:50And what, heaven forbid, do you see in that white feathered bitty?

00:56:54Golden eggs, Patrick.

00:56:56Solid golden eggs.

00:57:01The cells are unlocked and I put the keys back.

00:57:04The whispered, master.

00:57:05What are they whispered about?

00:57:07Oh, I hate him.

00:57:08Please take care of yourself.

00:57:12I think she's worried.

00:57:14She cares for me.

00:57:16Where's my breakfast?

00:57:18Yes, master.

00:57:19Here's the eggs.

00:57:20Everything is going fine.

00:57:22I'll go mad.

00:57:22Stark, raven mad if they don't stop that whispering.

00:57:25Hey, get a load of those jewels.

00:57:30Come on.

00:57:34Beautiful they are.

00:57:35But can they bring you happiness?

00:57:39How'd that little one get in here?

00:57:40Where's my breakfast?

00:57:44You heard it, the giant.

00:57:51Can I help you put them away?

00:57:53Can I trust you?

00:57:54Uh, why, what a ridiculous question.

00:57:58Can I trust you?

00:57:59Well, frankly, no.

00:58:02My jewel of jewels.

00:58:04My jewel of jewels.

00:58:06What can she do that I can't do?

00:58:09Can you lay a golden egg?

00:58:11I shudder at the thought.

00:58:14Show him how talented you are.

00:58:19Lay, hen, lay.

00:58:20How could you?

00:58:36It's only gold.

00:58:38It's my main source of wealth.

00:58:41Take her away.

00:58:43You.

00:58:44Hey, yes, sir.

00:58:45I like a dishonest man who admits it.

00:58:47Carry these jewels back to the vault.

00:58:50She'll show you where it is.

00:58:51Yes, sir.

00:58:58Do I or don't I get my breakfast?

00:59:01Yes, sir.

00:59:02Man could starve around here.

00:59:03Make me a small omelet.

00:59:05Two eggs?

00:59:0622.

00:59:0722.

00:59:0822.

00:59:08Fresh leg this morning.

00:59:12I fixed them special breakfast food myself.

00:59:38Wait.

00:59:42Today.

00:59:44Ow.

00:59:45Oh.

00:59:59Oh.

01:00:00Oh.

01:00:01Oh.

01:00:08What's all the shooting around here don't ask me ask the eggs eggs don't explode oh no

01:00:38Oh

01:01:08You numbskull!

01:01:20I can't eat you. Ruin my appetite.

01:01:23Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.

01:01:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:30No, no.

01:01:32Oh, yeah.

01:01:34Oh, no.

01:01:34No, no, no.

01:01:38Mr. Dink-a-push!

01:01:41Mr. Dink-a-push!

01:01:48Boy, when the giant gets at the stomach.

01:01:51I'll go get the giant.

01:01:53Fee-fi-fo-fum

01:01:57I smell the blood of an Englishman

01:02:01Be he alive or be he dead

01:02:06I'll grind his bones

01:02:08And make my bread

01:02:11Mr. Dink-a-push!

01:02:17Mr. Dink-a-push!

01:02:21Oh, Mr. Giant, go out!

01:02:25Oh, oh, oh!

01:02:26The prince and the princess,

01:02:28they're trying to escape.

01:02:30What?

01:02:31They've taken your jewels

01:02:33and your hen that lays the golden egg.

01:02:36The scoundrels!

01:02:38Keep him solid.

01:02:39Who's trying to steal my treasures?

01:03:02We are!

01:03:02What about them?

01:03:03Oh, nice work, Mr. Dink-a-push!

01:03:17Hey, get everybody ready!

01:03:18Get the catapults all set

01:03:20and I'll take care of him!

01:03:21Come on!

01:03:22Polly, get the chains!

01:03:24Hurry up!

01:03:25Hurry up, Polly!

01:03:26I want to get them all tied up!

01:03:28Hey!

01:03:29Hey!

01:03:31Hold up, Polly!

01:03:35Hold up!

01:03:36All my stuff!

01:03:37All my stuff!

01:03:37Thank you!

01:03:40Okay, Polly!

01:03:42Okay!

01:03:43Go upstairs now!

01:03:44I'll take care of him!

01:03:46God!

01:03:51Easy!

01:03:52There!

01:03:52Oh, you still hurt!

01:04:02Oh!

01:04:03Oh, gee!

01:04:04Oh!

01:04:07Ah, that's smart!

01:04:10Come on!

01:04:11Come on!

01:04:13Flash, you folks out in the garden!

01:04:15The door's locked.

01:04:16Well, where's the key?

01:04:17The giant must have it.

01:04:18It isn't for the rest of the keys.

01:04:20Oh.

01:04:20How about the window?

01:04:21It's too high!

01:04:22Too high.

01:04:23Too high.

01:04:23Door's locked.

01:04:24The window's too high.

01:04:25Now what it'll do?

01:04:26Think, Jack.

01:04:26Think!

01:04:28I got it!

01:04:29What?

01:04:29You take Darlene.

01:04:30Put her on the mantelpiece.

01:04:31Over the fireplace.

01:04:32Hurry up!

01:04:32Come on!

01:04:32Quick!

01:04:33Mr. Digglepuss, you and Polly get under the chandelier.

01:04:36Wait a minute.

01:04:37Get under the chandelier.

01:04:38Hurry up!

01:04:38Master, master.

01:04:57Tis a black day indeed.

01:04:58You keep your mouth shut, or I'll cut you to ribbons!

01:05:01Hey, hey, come here.

01:05:03Now look, I'm going to get the chandelier over here.

01:05:05I'm going to put you on and sail you right out the window.

01:05:07And Darlene's coming next.

01:05:08Now you get it.

01:05:08Quick, out!

01:05:09Here you are.

01:05:27Do be careful.

01:05:28I'll try.

01:05:39Come on, Mr. Digglepuss.

01:05:40You're next.

01:05:42I'll be right back.

01:05:43I forgot a couple of things.

01:05:59Mr. Digglepuss.

01:06:01Why, you greedy boy.

01:06:02What do you mean?

01:06:03What are you doing with the giant's jewels and my knully?

01:06:05Never mind that.

01:06:06Swing me out of here.

01:06:07Take your time.

01:06:08There's no rush.

01:06:08What do you mean?

01:06:09Quiet.

01:06:10Quiet, my little gold mine.

01:06:13It's my knully.

01:06:14Let me see the jewels.

01:06:15Oh, no.

01:06:15They're mine.

01:06:16All mine.

01:06:17I share them with no one.

01:06:18I come a long ways with...

01:06:20I can...

01:06:21Oh.

01:06:24Oh, Mr. Digglepuss.

01:06:26I have not seen a fish like that since I've seen a pork chop in the window.

01:06:29And you have no fear.

01:06:31Polly and I, we chained the giant up down in the dungeon.

01:06:33He can't get away because I let them...

01:06:35Now, Mr. James, can you come one step forward?

01:06:49I'll let you have it.

01:06:50Here.

01:06:51Help me.

01:06:56Help me.

01:06:57You, Mr. Digglepuss.

01:07:10Grab the chandelier and swing out the window.

01:07:12Here comes!

01:07:25Are you all right?

01:07:26Yes, I'm all right.

01:07:28Come on, let's get to the catapults.

01:07:42Hey! Hey, you! Hey!

01:08:00Whee!

01:08:12Whee!

01:08:14Whee!

01:08:16Whee!

01:08:17Whee!

01:08:18Hey, you!

01:08:19Whaa!

01:08:20Whaa!

01:08:24Wait there, how come the battle piece?

01:08:34Howard, who's she gonna miss her girl?

01:08:36I will show you no mercy!

01:08:38I will...

01:08:39Whaa!

01:08:40Hurry up! Hurry up!

01:08:50Wait a minute, I'm caught on something!

01:08:52Wait a minute!

01:08:56Hold it, wait a minute!

01:09:10My sword!

01:09:11Oh...

01:09:13My sword!

01:09:14Oh!

01:09:20Oh!

01:09:21Oh!

01:09:22Wait...

01:09:24Hey...

01:09:25Hey!

01:09:27Hey!

01:09:28Hey!

01:09:29Hey!

01:09:30Ah!

01:09:32Ah!

01:09:38Ah!

01:09:40Ah!

01:09:42Ah!

01:09:44Ah!

01:09:54Ah!

01:10:00I fear nothing when I'm in the right.

01:10:04Yeah.

01:10:08All aboard for the Catapult Express.

01:10:10Well, cut the ropes. No, no, no, no, not that one.

01:10:12Cut those first. Then cut yours, but don't forget to get on.

01:10:15Okay.

01:10:16Good boy.

01:10:17Hey!

01:10:18What?

01:10:19Want me to help you with the jewels?

01:10:20No, no, you don't.

01:10:21They're mine.

01:10:23Cut the ropes.

01:10:30All right, my boy. Hey, give it.

01:10:39Good-bye, Mr. Giant. Here I go.

01:10:51Mr. Dinkapult!

01:10:53Oh, please, come down and get me like a good little tree.

01:10:59Oh!

01:11:00Oh!

01:11:01Oh!

01:11:02Oh!

01:11:03Oh!

01:11:04Oh!

01:11:05Oh!

01:11:06Oh!

01:11:07Oh!

01:11:08Oh!

01:11:09Oh!

01:11:10Oh!

01:11:11Oh!

01:11:12Oh!

01:11:13Oh!

01:11:14Oh!

01:11:15Oh!

01:11:16Oh!

01:11:17Oh!

01:11:18Oh!

01:11:19Oh!

01:11:20Oh!

01:11:21Oh!

01:11:22Oh!

01:11:23Oh!

01:11:45Oh!

01:11:46Oh!

01:11:47Oh!

01:11:48Oh!

01:11:49Oh!

01:11:50Oh!

01:11:51Oh!

01:11:52Oh!

01:11:53Oh!

01:11:54Oh!

01:11:55Oh!

01:11:56Oh!

01:11:58Oh!

01:11:59Oh!

01:12:00Oh!

01:12:02What pain?

01:12:04I'm too young to die!

01:12:05Is this kid kidding?

01:12:08The giant got me.

01:12:12What pain.

01:12:15I'm too young to die.

01:12:17Is this kid kidding?

01:12:21Mr. Dicklepool!

01:12:23You gotta help me so I...

01:12:38That was a close one.

01:13:08What about Jack?

01:13:20I'm afraid he gave his life for us.

01:13:38Uh-oh.

01:13:47Uh-oh.

01:13:51The-

01:14:02The-

01:14:04The-

01:14:07The-

01:14:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:15:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:15:40My dear boy Jack, do see him.

01:15:44Oh, Mary, you've come back to us.

01:15:47You'll be rich again.

01:15:50The king, the king!

01:15:52All hail the king!

01:16:10My daughter!

01:16:18Oh, thank heaven you're safe.

01:16:21She's the princess?

01:16:23Princess Eloise?

01:16:25Why, of course, Prince Arthur.

01:16:26Who did you think she was?

01:16:28But what are you doing in those clothes?

01:16:30You're Prince Arthur?

01:16:32Small world, isn't it?

01:16:34I never want to speak to you again as long as I live.

01:16:39Let us go, Father.

01:16:43Darlene, I mean Eloise.

01:16:46What's the difference who we are as long as we love each other?

01:16:49You knew all the time a prince couldn't break an engagement.

01:16:52And neither could a princess.

01:16:55How were you going to get out of marrying Prince Arthur?

01:16:58Well, how were you going to get out of marrying Princess Eloise?

01:17:00But that's who you two are.

01:17:03Don't you remember?

01:17:03Where's my poor boy?

01:17:08What's happened to Jack?

01:17:09The last I saw him, he was dueling unto death with a giant.

01:17:14Oh, but a braver lad never lived.

01:17:19Ready or not, here I come!

01:17:24Here's your boy.

01:17:25Come and down!

01:17:25Here's your boy, Ma!

01:17:27Come and down!

01:17:28Come on there, boy.

01:17:30I'm coming!

01:17:30There's a hero.

01:17:31If there ever was one, you should see him.

01:17:33Come on, boy.

01:17:35Mother!

01:17:35My boy!

01:17:37My boy!

01:17:38My boy!

01:17:40Oh, mother.

01:17:41When am I going to prove that I'm a man?

01:17:47A giant!

01:17:48A giant!

01:17:49Hey!

01:17:50He's coming down!

01:17:51My boy!

01:17:55Come on!

01:18:00Come on!

01:18:03Come on!

01:18:22Come on!

01:18:23Come on!

01:18:27Come on!

01:18:27Come here.

01:18:55He went clear through to China.

01:18:57I wish the giant were alive, alive this very minute.

01:19:10Look inside his grave and see how lovely he looks in it.

01:19:14He's all laid out like a very good scout.

01:19:18And he never looked better in his life.

01:19:22We're happy to give the devil his due.

01:19:26And he never looked better in his life.

01:19:30We sing tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la.

01:19:35He's perpendicular, tra-la-la-la.

01:19:38If he could only see himself, he wouldn't know the monster.

01:19:51And if he knew him, he would be the only one who watched her.

01:19:55He met his due.

01:19:57He fought down and go, boom.

01:19:59And he never looked better in his life.

01:20:04Someday, by gosh, he'll be acres of squash.

01:20:08And he never looked better in his life.

01:20:11He fell on his word of bra-la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.

01:20:16He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.

01:20:20He's wearing several branches of the beanstalk for a necktie.

01:20:33I never seen a better-looking corpuscle dee necktie.

01:20:37His toes are curled, and he's out of this world.

01:20:41And he never looked better in his life.

01:20:45And there he lays to the end of his gaze.

01:20:49And he never looked better in his life.

01:20:54So tune up the orchestra, la-la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.

01:20:58He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.

01:21:02A blissful, a scene, far on the village green.

01:21:05Come on, come on.

01:21:07And he's going to Jack and the beanstalk.

01:21:11Jack and the beanstalk, they'll long remember when.

01:21:14I manage this, boy.

01:21:16He's got to stop to hear a giant in his den.

01:21:19When you punch your titties on your knees in the future nurseries.

01:21:23Come on, come on.

01:21:24You will tell them all about the legend of the giant killer.

01:21:30Jack and the beanstalk.

01:21:42Okay, King.

01:21:43I'm waiting.

01:21:44Crown me.

01:21:46That's an own request.

01:21:47What's the matter with? You're the biggest raconteer kid I ever saw in my life!

01:22:02What happened?

01:22:06Miss, your brother's the toughest kid I ever saw.

01:22:09Hey, Dink, I had the most beautiful dream.

01:22:11Dream? I sleep on the job.

01:22:14Prince Arthur? Princess Louise?

01:22:19Mr. Dinkelpuss!

01:22:21Dinkelpuss? Are you all right?

01:22:24Right? Right?

01:22:27I fear nothing when I am in the right.

01:22:30Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

01:22:35I fear nothing when I am in the right.

01:22:38Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

01:22:43I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.

01:22:52And so I towel on my way and sing a merry song.

01:22:58Do not Houck!!!

01:22:59I fear nothing when it doesn't so cool.

01:23:05What do you think?

01:23:07What are my friends doing?

01:23:08Ganz Away everything the running is so dangerous.

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