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00:00Before there was anything, there was chaos.
00:13All it took was the collision of a couple of atoms to change everything.
00:18If you ask me, creation's pretty destructive.
00:22And it's happening all the time, so brace yourself for impact.
00:30I'm out of here.
00:36Hi.
00:38Byron, where the fuck are you?
00:41I'm at Swampford.
00:43You must think I fell off a fucking Christmas tree.
00:49Get home now, do you hear me?
00:51Oi!
00:52You in?
00:53I'm out of here.
00:54I'm out of here.
00:55I'm out of here.
00:57Oi!
00:58Yeah?
01:09Oh, well, look, eh, there's plenty more dick in the sea, you know.
01:12Besides, he's out for more trouble than his dreddy wife.
01:15Anyway...
01:16Must be why I like him so much.
01:18I'm always in trouble, mate.
01:22Hey, up!
01:23Baby!
01:24This is Dirty Damien.
01:26You all right?
01:27Hi, I am.
01:28Aka, Missy's Midlands, 1998.
01:30And Peter.
01:31Hello.
01:32Everyone, this is...
01:36Byron.
01:37Right.
01:38Lord Byron.
01:41And she's heartbroken.
01:43To be nicer, right?
01:44What's a little chicken like you doing at all alone?
01:48Stick your tongue back in your head, Pete.
01:50I'm being friendly.
01:51You're being an aunt.
01:52I'm nearly 18.
01:55Oh, she's being serious.
01:56Are you being serious?
01:57Yeah, no, yeah, of course you are.
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59Don't worry, babe.
02:00We're used to waves and strays.
02:01And you're definitely away.
02:02Oh, she is.
02:03Oh, she is.
02:04Oh.
02:05The final member of the Ballin Divas project.
02:07Sasha, this is Byron.
02:09We need to go.
02:10Now.
02:11You what?
02:12Why?
02:13Tony the Skank has gone fucking mental.
02:15About what?
02:16Oh, I don't know.
02:17He was just in the toilets and he's just lost his shit.
02:19We were doing not any fucking wishes we were.
02:23Fuck.
02:24Right.
02:25Can we just go?
02:26Please?
02:27Grab your shit.
02:28Always drama with you, girl.
02:29Let's fucking go.
02:30Don't worry.
02:31I'll look after you.
02:32Will you fuck?
02:33Hi, Tony.
02:37Hi, Tony.
02:49My God.
02:50Mental.
02:51Fucking mental bastard is me.
02:54What?
02:55Say him off, anyway.
02:56Oh, he's tapped, isn't he?
02:57Thought I'd nicked his gear.
02:58Well, did you?
02:59Why does everyone always think the way I stopped me?
03:01Well, that's a fucking silly question, babe.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Proof's important.
03:04You're all right.
03:05You're all right.
03:06You're all right.
03:07You're all right.
03:08You're all right.
03:09Hey, there's a queue.
03:15I'm what?
03:16Oh, hiya, Liam.
03:18Hi.
03:19What are you saying?
03:20Has your mate got a problem?
03:25No, he was just messing around.
03:29I know you.
03:31Not hanging around Boggs tonight.
03:33No, obviously not.
03:34Obviously not.
03:35Obviously not.
03:44What are you seeing, yeah?
03:50How do you know Liam Murphy?
03:52I don't.
03:53I don't.
03:54I just met him once.
03:56At work.
03:57The dick I'd done as well.
04:00You know that one's right.
04:01You hadn't shagged him off yet.
04:03Are you mad?
04:04I think Sash would rip my face off if I looked at him.
04:07Oh, he's starving.
04:08Finally.
04:09What did you get?
04:10Chips.
04:11Chips.
04:12Help yourself.
04:13Cheaps get it.
04:14So Byram, what did you do for work?
04:16Just like customer services.
04:18Oh?
04:19Very well, does it?
04:20Yeah.
04:21It's like a fiber an hour.
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23Takes you an hour to cook, does it?
04:24About as little as a bloody house fire.
04:25Yeah, Liam told us.
04:26I think you should stick to your own ends.
04:27I don't want any clients thinking they can get it cheaper off you.
04:29Real prostitute?
04:30Um, no.
04:31I work in a call centre, thank you very much.
04:33I am.
04:34Dice up to slag.
04:35So, do you do anal or are you, like, saving yourself for someone special?
04:39Look, I'm not a virgin, me and my boyfriend, Max.
04:40Ex-boyfriend?
04:41Oi!
04:42I'm just saying, he's a very nice man.
04:43You're my own.
04:44What is your name?
04:45What is your name?
04:46No?
04:47What is your name?
04:48What is your name?
04:49What is your name?
04:50What is your name?
04:51What is your name?
04:52What is your name?
04:53What is your name?
04:54What is your name?
04:55What is your name?
04:56What is your name?
04:57What is your name?
04:58Oi! Just saying, he said he was dumped.
05:00Yeah, well, not officially, so...
05:02What, are you waiting for a certificate or something?
05:04Damn sad!
05:08Er, girls, I'll be back in a minute, yeah?
05:12You're getting more food.
05:14You are.
05:15Oh!
05:16Get in, girl!
05:18Dipped to die on it again.
05:20Yeah!
05:21You guys are going to sing, mate.
05:23So what's your plan now, Byron?
05:25I don't know, I guess.
05:27I guess I'll just text him.
05:28Or maybe I'll wait for him to text me,
05:30because I don't want to see you.
05:31Oh, you have got it bad.
05:33No, I meant tonight.
05:35Do you want to come with us?
05:39Where?
05:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:46Absolutely not.
05:48It's in the middle of it.
05:50You know you're lying.
05:51I had a big house.
05:53I was there anyway.
05:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:57Oh my God, girls, look.
05:58Oh, my God!
06:00Go on, girls!
06:01Oh, my God!
06:02Go on, girls!
06:03Get yours!
06:04I don't care!
06:06It's going to be the worst!
06:08Ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:10Absolutely not.
06:25Oh, go on.
06:27You never know what I might go up to if I'm sloshed.
06:29You're in my wardrobe if history is the only thing to go by.
06:34I mean, it would be great if someone actually had something there, wouldn't it?
06:39I thought you said you never nicked out.
06:41I never nicked him.
06:42I took him in payments.
06:43It's not good enough.
06:44And there's plenty more when I came from.
06:45Oh, well.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Do you know he cries for his mum when he comes?
06:48Oh, but that's good.
06:49Yes.
06:50It'll come for you one day, being a deceitful bitch.
07:04Oh.
07:05Hey, Romeo, what about you?
07:08Oh, you have done pills before, haven't you?
07:11Yeah.
07:13Of course.
07:20Oh, you have done pills before, haven't you?
07:29You're a sussie boy, don't you have a chance?
07:31Oh, she's a sussie boy.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39Oh, that's good.
07:42Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:45I said it's good.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:49We are so fucking British
07:53So are you who look on it real
07:56I just don't know what he's missing babe
08:00What's that?
08:01Fuck the fucking Max
08:03Yeah?
08:04Fuck Matt?
08:05Yeah?
08:06Fuck Matt!
08:07Fuck Matt!
08:08Fuck Matt!
08:15Oh my god
08:17Babe
08:18Look at your fucking eyes
08:20Oh my god babe
08:21Look at your eyes
08:22Oh my god
08:23Oh my god
08:27It'll do that to you babe
08:28Go
08:29Shit
08:30Oh fuck
08:31Very as big as the moon
08:33Oh my god
08:35Oh my god
08:46Airport please
08:47What?
08:48Bye Baron
08:57Mom?
08:58Hey
09:03Come on pal
09:10Whoa whoa whoa
09:11Nearly had you then
09:12Nearly had you then
09:13That's it
09:14That's it
09:15That's it
09:16Right you ready?
09:17Your turn go
09:19You having lad?
09:21I'm not a lad
09:23That's right
09:24You're a big man aren't ya?
09:27No
09:32Nine nine please
09:36Here you are
09:37Thank you
09:38Thank you
09:52I'm not a lad
09:53You have to do it
09:55Don't be in here
09:56You have to do it
09:57You're a big man
09:58I'm not a lad
10:00You need help
10:01You need help
10:02Like a lad
10:04You pay a medical
10:06You need help
10:07Don't come
10:08Leave
10:09Don't come
10:10Leave
10:11You need help
10:12You have to start
10:13With the
10:14You need help
10:15Drink
10:16No
10:17You need help
10:18You need help
10:19You need help
10:20Right, right, right, let's do this.
10:22Right, give us a shot.
10:23Oh, yeah, come on, you talk to die.
10:25Come on, let me see.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27Hickory, dickory, duck.
10:28I sucked an eight-inch clock.
10:30The clock struck one, a gun was gone.
10:32Hickory, dickory, duck.
10:34Hickory, dickory, duck.
10:35A mouse ran off me cup.
10:37The clock struck two.
10:38To the shot, my girl.
10:39Hickory, dickory, duck.
10:40Hey!
10:43Would you keep it down?
10:44Oh, shuck your name.
10:46There she is.
10:47Here you are, get this down, you bitch.
10:48Right, go on, out.
10:49Bruh.
10:50You lot always take the piss.
10:51Well, where are we supposed to go?
10:53It's not my problem, duck.
10:56I know somewhere we could go.
11:04Right, follow me, slide.
11:06You're a rhythm, fresh air to me.
11:14There is a pleasure in the pathless woods.
11:17There's a rapture on a lonely shore.
11:20There is society where non intrudes by the deep sea and music in its roar.
11:27I love not man the less, but nature more.
11:31Girls, welcome to fucking Newstead Abbey.
11:35Well, fuck me sideways.
11:38I'm glad you like it.
11:44Girls, I'm starving.
11:46Don't look at me, I'm skint.
11:47Don't get paid till the end of the month.
11:50What about you?
11:52Oh, girl, you know I don't carry cash.
11:54No, she's like the queen.
11:55Exactly.
11:56I'm a quintessential English rose, me.
11:59Wait, a quint you are?
12:01I don't go confusing her at big words.
12:04So, er, why is it in between you and Max then?
12:12I don't know.
12:14It was weird though, cos, like, one minute he's all over me and the next he just don't want to know more.
12:20Who knows, I'll probably just fucked it up.
12:23Well, you're in good company, babe.
12:25Fucking up is our specialist subject.
12:27You know I got stripped to my crown.
12:29Were you actually a beauty queen?
12:30Don't sound too surprised.
12:31I won two years in a row, I'll have you know.
12:33And I'll win again.
12:35Wait, why did they take it off you?
12:37Put it this way.
12:38Apparently, you can't, like, muff and look good in a two-piece.
12:40No, they stripped her cos she was fucking fingering through it like a taxis.
12:44Yeah, but not at the same time.
12:47No, seriously, if we don't eat soon, I'm gonna eat when I use.
12:50Do you know what?
12:52Why don't we go Byron's?
12:55Do you want to know?
12:57Yeah?
12:58How far away is it?
12:59Er, no.
13:00My mum, she's a fussy and my daddy's in work and he'll be home in a couple of hours.
13:04No.
13:05No, that's perfect.
13:07Yeah, let's go to Byron's Girls.
13:10Mm-hmm.
13:12Unless you're embarrassed of us.
13:15You're not embarrassed, are you?
13:17No.
13:18No.
13:19No.
13:20No.
13:21No.
13:22No.
13:23No.
13:24No.
13:25No.
13:26No.
13:27No.
13:28No.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:31No.
13:32No.
13:33No.
13:34No.
13:35No.
13:36No.
13:37No.
13:38No.
13:39No.
13:40No.
13:41No.
13:42No.
13:43No.
13:44No.
13:45No.
13:46No.
13:47No.
13:48No.
13:49No.
13:50No.
13:51No.
13:52No.
13:53No.
13:54No.
13:55No.
13:56No.
13:57No.
14:00Um...
14:01Shoes off.
14:02No, you can keep your snake skins on.
14:03Right, my dad will be back at eight's.
14:04He'll have to be gone by then, yeah?
14:06Why?
14:07Is he that scary?
14:08I mean, everyone round here thinks so.
14:10He's the hardest one in O'Know.
14:12Oh?
14:13I'd like to meet him then, babes.
14:14And I'd love to meet a hard, angry daddy too.
14:17Oh.
14:18You really fucking want, right?
14:21Fat slags who's hungry.
14:25Right, I'm going to get to it.
14:28Right, so what can I do?
14:31You can eat some cheese.
14:34Hey, I feel like I'm on Friends Me.
14:38Ooh!
14:40This is how she became Misty's Midlands, honey.
14:44Oh, thank you.
14:49She never lost it.
14:51She's got it.
14:55What's she got?
14:57Syphilis.
14:59Come here.
15:01There she is.
15:05All the way down.
15:09Hey, hey, hey.
15:13Hey, fuck, he's here.
15:17He's early.
15:19Who?
15:20Hey, my dad.
15:21Just look here.
15:22Up, move.
15:23Sorry.
15:28Hey up, Dad.
15:30You're not boxing.
15:32Obviously not.
15:34These are...
15:36These are my mates.
15:38Good to meet you, sir.
15:40I'm Dion.
15:52Hi, Daddy. I'm Sasha.
15:54Uh, Damo.
15:55And, uh, this is me missus.
16:08I just...
16:10I thought I'd make us some tea, because that means goes off today.
16:20Does Blev?
16:22Uh, yeah.
16:24It's medicinal.
16:25I'll just crawl out the cabbage pouch.
16:28All right, then.
16:29All right, then.
16:30I'll leave you to it.
16:39You thought he were horrible?
16:41Yeah, well, he fucking is normal.
16:43I thought he was nice.
16:44I thought he was so nice.
16:45I thought he was so nice.
16:46He was so nice.
16:47I thought he was so nice.
16:48Stay nice.
16:49Stay nice.
16:50All right, fuck off.
16:51Right, he's hungry.
16:52He was beautiful.
16:53Oh, don't worry.
16:57We'll be out bank holiday for you around.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Oh, okay.
17:01Someone's eager.
17:02Yeah.
17:03Right, is it okay?
17:04Give us your number.
17:14Here you go.
17:15Should have mine as well now.
17:16Yeah, thanks.
17:17All right, come on then, girls.
17:18We'd better get going.
17:20Yeah.
17:21Aw.
17:22Thanks.
17:23Bring it in.
17:24Love you, babes.
17:25Love ya.
17:26Love ya.
17:27Are we getting the bus?
17:29I'm getting the taxi.
17:30Bye.
17:31Bye.
17:32Bye.
17:33Bye.
17:34Bye.
17:54I'm just about to start the washing up.
17:56Do you fancy a brew?
17:57Yeah, go on.
17:59Sorry.
18:00I hate we weren't too loud.
18:02And I'm sorry about last night.
18:04My phone hit run out of battery.
18:06It's about time you started hanging about with some lads.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Well, they like Mr. Dabe.
18:16You always liked it there as a kid.
18:19Yeah, I never remember.
18:22Do you want to go for a drive?
18:23I guess he was on the showcase.
18:24No.
18:25I don't think so, Byron.
18:26I don't think so, Byron.
18:27Do you want to go for a drive?
18:28I guess he was on the showcase.
18:29No.
18:30I don't think so, Byron.
18:31No.
18:32I don't think so, Byron.
18:33What was that?
18:34You really know how to spoil a good day, don't you?
18:35Everywhere we go now, you're not a girl.
18:36You're a boy.
18:37You're a boy.
18:38Okay, well, why don't I get you that, bro?
18:39Okay, well, why don't I get you that, bro?
19:07What the hell are you doing?
19:20Well, good job.
19:23I'm no one more than I can wish you,야 savior.
19:29Yeah.
19:31I thought you'd already left.
19:57No, I'm running late Anna.
19:59Right.
20:02Oh, this is my friend, Kim.
20:04Friend?
20:06I read a knocking when her doors closed.
20:09It's a kitchen, love, not a boudoir.
20:11Oi! Less of that shite.
20:13Why aren't you wearing a uniform?
20:15Seeing clothes day for charity.
20:18Right.
20:20Oh...
20:22Behaviour, son.
20:24I will.
20:26You too.
20:29Boudoir.
20:34What a man like you and a boy's son like that.
20:37Shut your mouth.
20:45Wash your mouth out, before and after.
20:47You'll not get no diseases.
20:50Right.
20:52Thanks.
20:55You quiet?
20:57Sorry.
20:59Don't bother me.
21:02Have you ever had your heart broken?
21:08I don't know.
21:10Once or twice.
21:12Maybe.
21:13I feel like getting beaten up a bad.
21:20But this.
21:21Sorry, do you mind me if I...
21:23I'd normally talk to my mates and I'm for about it.
21:29But it's different for her, isn't it?
21:31Because there are loads of shite lads.
21:36And besides, you know what she'd say.
21:39Same as everyone else.
21:41That I should get over him.
21:44And I don't want to hear it because I think she'd be right.
21:48You don't fucking ignore someone's goals if you want to be with him, do you?
21:53No, I'm never going to meet someone else like Max.
21:57Apart from the fact that he looked like a model, right?
22:01He did this thing where he made my brain go quiet for a moment.
22:05Oh, but peaceful.
22:09Am I talking shit?
22:12Don't stop.
22:15You dirty bastard.
22:41Don't stop.
22:51Drive you back to the ice cream.
23:06Go.
23:07Dinner's served.
23:09Shaking gorma.
23:10Made from scratch.
23:13You're not going out?
23:15No.
23:16Thought we could spend some time together.
23:19Why?
23:20Do I need a reason?
23:28I had a big lunch.
23:33You know you can talk to me.
23:35About anything.
23:37Yeah.
23:39Thanks.
23:44What's up?
23:47It's about this guy.
23:49What's his name?
23:52Max.
23:54How do you know about Max?
23:55I didn't take much guessing, did it?
23:56Your face lit up every time your phone beeped.
23:59You been reading my texts?
24:01I was worried about you, Byron.
24:03You weren't being yourself.
24:05Yeah, well I weren't.
24:07I were happy.
24:09For once.
24:10But I suppose that's a crime now.
24:11It's not a crime now.
24:12Oh it is actually, yeah.
24:13Because he's a grown up.
24:14He's 19, Mum.
24:15Yeah.
24:16And you're underage.
24:17He could go to prison.
24:18And I told him that.
24:19You didn't?
24:20I did.
24:21And I told him that your father is pretty indiscriminate with his fists.
24:24And that he'd beat you both black and blue if you found out.
24:27And he seemed to hear it after that.
24:28Oh my God, you ruined it.
24:31You fucking ruined it.
24:32No, I saved you.
24:34What could a man his age possibly want with a 15 year old?
24:37Mum, you let me think he didn't like me.
24:39He didn't.
24:40Not for the right reasons, Byron.
24:41I'm not just going to stand by and watch him take advantage of my son, am I?
24:45That's funny, because you never thought to step in with Steve, did you?
24:47Oh yeah, go on.
24:48Get a spiteful way, don't you?
24:49Yeah.
24:50Because I'm not allowed a boyfriend.
24:51It was okay for you to piss off a living turkey with your fancy man.
24:53Go on.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Mam of the year.
24:56Shirley fucking Valentine.
24:57The numbers of the guard have not been recognized.
25:23Byron, I thought you weren't coming.
25:26Well, I won't. No one texts me.
25:29Oh, sorry. Yeah, I lost my phone and no one else had your number.
25:32Well, you're in now, aren't you? So, you come in photo or what?
25:35Well, I can't. I've got to go find Max.
25:38Oh, my God. I don't know.
25:40You know, it was my mum. She warned him off. That's why he dumped me.
25:43Not because he didn't want to be together.
25:45Babes, tell him.
25:47Tell him!
25:48What?
25:49One of my old clients was talking about some guy.
25:51He sounds a bit like your Max. Said he got frosted tips.
25:54It could be anyone.
25:56And...
25:57I can't crack a can of air fresh now.
25:59Yeah, that's Max.
26:01But, have you seen him?
26:02No, that's what they were saying. Not seeing him for ages.
26:04Do you think he's in trouble?
26:06Well, I don't know, do I?
26:08For fuck's sake.
26:09I'm going to go in G2K.
26:11We just left Babes. It's not there.
26:13She's not hurt.
26:15Don't be a prick.
26:16Look, I know I'm mental, but I'll go to the end of the fucking moon for Max if I had to.
26:20Well, Babes, do you think you might want to check in funks first?
26:23Yeah.
26:25Listen, I'll say it again, shall I?
26:27You're fucking hard of hearing.
26:29If your name's knocked down, you're not getting in.
26:31Fucking migraine saying it over and over again.
26:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I do, please.
26:37Is that you, is it? Yeah?
26:39I think I was born yesterday.
26:40Fuck off, arse clown.
26:41And your little friend.
26:42Fuck off, home to mummy.
26:44Bye-bye.
26:45Fucking hell.
26:47Hey.
26:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:49Fucking hell, you've changed.
26:51How'd you get them bad boys?
26:53It's some butt that are unreal, aren't they?
26:54They are so unreal.
26:55Now, listen to me, when I say this, all right, you look fucking beautiful, yeah?
26:59Lot of yous.
27:00Get these lots of bracelets, please.
27:02Now, listen, when you get in there, find the big guy next to the speakers, right?
27:05That's my fella.
27:06All right, get you out your like.
27:07Oh, we, uh, we don't usually pay for drugs, do we, girls?
27:10That's my kind of girl, eh?
27:13Right now, fuck off so we can get the queue moving, go on.
27:16Go on, quickly, quickly.
27:17Have a nice night.
27:28Oh, my God, girls.
27:29Should we just let them stand off?
27:31Rob the gent, you know?
27:32Yeah?
27:33And he gives a beat.
27:35Thank you, babe.
27:36You're a little beauty.
27:37Cheers, girls.
27:38Uh-huh.
27:39Cheers!
27:44Babe, you know you can still have a good time while you're looking for him, right?
27:47And you never know, you might find someone you like more.
27:59I know she's trying to be nice, but I don't want to be with anyone else.
28:03Straight blokes aren't interested.
28:05Gay guys say I'm too girly.
28:07Max is the only person who gets me.
28:10Tops so he's taking a bottle to the right.
28:13But I can't wait and see in the memo, that's that she says.
28:15But it's gone.
28:17Yeah.
28:18You can turn my glasses on.
28:19I can't wait, right?
28:20I'm coming.
28:21I've crossed the deserts for miles.
28:22Swine water for time.
28:23Searching places to find.
28:24A piece of something to come.
28:25I'm coming.
28:26I'm coming.
28:27Coming closer to you.
28:30I ran along many moors.
28:31Walk through many doors.
28:33Oh, well, fuck it. That is all I found.
29:03Drowning swimming closer to you.
29:23Testing, testing. One, two.
29:26It's freezing. I'm not paying for shots again, I'm sorry.
29:32Hey, Di, do a song with me.
29:35Karaoke is only fun for people too boring to do drugs.
29:38You already know that.
29:39I know you said.
29:40Oh, fuck's sake, Tony, you fucking idiot.
29:43What have I told you about following me around, you freak?
29:45Should I talk to you?
29:46Yeah, and now you've ruined my dress, you fucking small dick, knobhead.
29:49Fucking weirdo.
29:50Hey, you started, though.
29:51Look in touch, get your hands off me.
29:53Di, come on.
29:54Oh.
29:55I need to be stunned for me.
29:56I need to be stunned for me.
29:57Oh, what's that?
29:58Why not case and so is she?
30:01Oh.
30:02It's because they got matching beards.
30:03No.
30:04Made for each other.
30:05Right, what we singing?
30:06Aaron, can you hold a note?
30:08How about I got you, babe?
30:10Whole new world.
30:11What?
30:13Oh, you can be sitting here now, Michelle.
30:29Hey.
30:30Max!
30:31It's you.
30:32I mean, you're here.
30:33Looks like it.
30:34Yeah, well, I didn't know where you were and your phone has been, so I've been worried.
30:40Yeah, I've heard.
30:41I had to get a new number.
30:44Oh.
30:45Oh.
30:46Do you want to talk somewhere more quiet?
30:51Look, I don't think we should be talking.
30:54No.
30:55Look, Max.
30:56Max is okay.
30:57I know.
30:58I met my mum.
30:59She fettings you out and I swear you broke up with me.
31:02She said she was going to go to the police.
31:03Yeah, no.
31:04Max, she's a rancid bitch.
31:05But listen, it don't matter how old I am or who my family is.
31:10Max, we can run away together.
31:12Because if I had to choose between seeing them ever again and seeing you, I choose you.
31:18Every single time.
31:21I choose you over everyone else, Max.
31:24Because I love you.
31:26I do.
31:27First up, we have Tom and Max with You're Gorgeous.
31:38Who's that?
31:40Max.
31:41Goddamn.
32:09Max.
32:11What?
32:12I said I was sorry.
32:13Yeah, it's a fair time I've worn it and you've wrecked it in our bed.
32:15Iron, you all right?
32:16Yeah, fine.
32:17Look.
32:18I'm telling you, I don't think you're fucking gay, you mental twat.
32:20Look, you need to stop speaking at me like that.
32:21I don't want to talk to you at all, actually, Tony.
32:22Huh?
32:23How about now, eh?
32:24Fucking hell, Tony.
32:25I want my drugs.
32:26I didn't take them.
32:27You're a fucking lying bitch.
32:28Someone tell him.
32:29Tell him I never fuck out, please.
32:30How about now, eh?
32:31Fucking hell, Tony.
32:32I want my drugs.
32:33I didn't take them.
32:34Are you a fucking lying bitch?
32:35Someone tell him.
32:36Tell him I never fuck out, please.
32:41She did.
32:43Shh!
32:44Byron, shut the fuck up!
32:45And we took him home.
32:46Byron, what the fuck are you doing?
32:47It's what the fuck you're going to do now, eh?
32:49You're going to stick that screwdriver in her eye.
32:51And hers.
32:52And mine.
32:53Because fuck me, it'll be a lot of blood, that.
32:56You sure you've got the stomach for it?
32:57I'll do the fucking three of yous!
32:59Well, yeah.
33:00Fucking time.
33:01I think you better make sure you fucking kill us.
33:05Because if you don't,
33:07I'll let the whole Nottingham know your little secret.
33:10Is it true you cry when you ejaculate, Tony?
33:14You what?
33:15Yeah, who's it for, Sash?
33:17Oh, yeah, it's for his mum, eh?
33:19Isn't it?
33:22I mean, I'm not judging you, but other people...
33:25Oh, fuck me, other people will.
33:27What?
33:28So if you so much as touch one fake hair on their head,
33:32I'll make sure everyone between here and fucking Glasgow
33:34knows about it.
33:35You hear me?
33:36I'm not judging you.
33:37I'm not judging you.
33:38No, no, no.
33:39I'm not judging you.
33:40You're fucking lying.
33:41What?
33:42I'm not judging you.
33:43I'm not judging you.
33:44I'm not judging you.
33:45I'm not judging you.
33:46I'm not judging you.
33:47That bastard.
33:48Did you see it away?
33:49He was running scared?
33:50Ty.
33:51Ty.
33:52Hey, call for us again, you fucking nerve,
33:54and you didn't see what I fucking did.
33:55You're fucking an idiot, Sashah.
33:56What the fuck did I do?
33:57You got fucking killed!
33:59killed god someone's what 50p and you tonight 70 ain't there something you
34:05want to think about it it's practically just saved your fucking life
34:13you're right there he's out tonight no boy back at mine if you look for it
34:19of course I'm babe I'm always up for it
34:24what do you reckon we could just go back and find the others this luck can get a
34:29bit intense I'm on a pie
34:34she don't piss in land as if she couldn't even find me saved a fucking life
34:55thank you ain't in Sasha's lexicon no one of the four fucking letters for a start
35:02you're cheeky so anyway Max you sure he's got a new fella then
35:10yeah I should have listened to ya yeah you bloody should have but sometimes you just
35:17gotta see for your son ain't ya at least you know now he's all bollocks he never actually
35:21loved me well fuck him it's his last anyway baby I'm serious look you were proper sick
35:28tonight you reckon yeah I wish I could talk like you yeah well I wish I could look like
35:35you baby you can why don't you just can't pull off like your sexy dance moves
35:42you don't have to say something nice just because I did you know no I'm not you all good
35:48how you doing
35:55yeah
35:59yeah
36:05yeah
36:10What the fuck is this?
36:34It's not mine, I fucking found it.
37:04What the fuck is this?
37:34What the fuck is this?
38:04Oi, Tinkerbell.
38:12No one falls asleep at my parties.
38:15Wake up.
38:17I'm not.
38:21You got a key onion.
38:25Come on.
38:30What are you doing?
38:43What are you doing?
38:53You need to take your vitamin K.
38:56You trying to give me a horse tranquilizer?
39:00Do you like horses?
39:03I'm on that one.
39:06Three, two, three, four.
39:16There we go.
39:19What?
39:31What are you doing?
39:41There we go.
39:44I don't know.
40:14I don't know.
40:16Byron.
40:18Byron.
40:20I need to go.
40:22Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:26Sash.
40:28Sash.
40:30Sash.
40:32Come on.
40:34I'm going to go out with Isla.
40:36Byron, come on.
40:38We're going.
40:40Come on.
40:42Right.
40:44So what you're saying now?
40:50For fuck's sake.
40:52Hello.
40:54Come on.
41:00Byron.
41:02It's Max.
41:04I didn't want to leave things like that.
41:06Truth told, I didn't want to leave things at all.
41:08I just want you to say.
41:10I choose you too.
41:12Or I will.
41:14If you let me.
41:16Look, I'm going to send you my address.
41:18Come over.
41:20We can talk.
41:22See you soon.
41:24Bye.
41:26Bye.
41:28Bye.
41:30Bye.
41:32Bye.
41:34So much for us fucking sticking together, eh?
41:36Hmm.
41:38Bye.
41:40What if they find out a secret?
41:42Well, she didn't have to get with him, did she?
41:46Might be my address.
41:48Well, I guess we'll see if she turns up alive next Saturday, won't we?
41:50Stupid bitch.
41:54It was a good night though, eh?
41:56Yeah.
41:58I've lost my fucking keys.
42:00Oh shit, really?
42:02Well, you just don't mind if you need to.
42:04No, it's fine.
42:06The bus will be here in a minute.
42:08We should probably go to my mama's.
42:10Right.
42:12Well, text me when you get back, yeah?
42:15Yeah.
42:18You sure you're going to be okay?
42:20Of course.
42:22Good.
42:24Love ya.
42:30Bye.
42:31Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:33Bye.
42:35Bye.
42:36Bye.
42:37Bye.
42:38Bye.
42:39Bye.
42:40Bye.
42:41Bye.
42:48Bye.
42:52Bye.
42:54So, don't you, BRK on K.
42:55Sorry, I think you've got my keys.
43:25I haven't seen no keys.
43:28Oh, wait, no. I left them.
43:29Last night.
43:30Are you calling me a liar or something?
43:31No.
43:32You come to my house, you take my drugs, you leave your shit behind now,
43:34you stand here in front of me and you accuse me of being...
43:36What, what, what, what?
43:39I'm whining you off, you little dickhead.
43:44You're a babe.
43:47I got your keys.
43:49I got your keys on that.
43:51Thanks.
43:52Ooh.
43:54Hogan.
43:57By the time.
44:03Beg for him and I'll give him you.
44:09Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
44:15I don't believe you.
44:17Please, Liam.
44:20I'm begging you.
44:29For fuck's sake, fucking chill, yeah?
44:31I'm just going to give you my number.
44:35Hey, she have a need out, yeah?
44:37Okay.
44:38Something like that.
44:40Thanks.
44:41Right.
44:42Go on.
44:43Fuck off, then.
44:45Thanks.
44:46Right.
44:47Go on.
44:48Fuck off, then.
44:50Fuck off, then.
44:51You know, I think I finally get what everyone means about moving on.
44:55Truth is, you can't.
44:56Not till you find someone else, anyway.
44:57You know, I think I finally get what everyone means about moving on.
45:01Truth is, you can't.
45:02Not till you find someone else, anyway.
45:03You know, I think I finally get what everyone means about moving on.
45:16Truth is, you can't.
45:17Not till you find someone else, anyway.
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