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While at a dinner party, four married Los Angeles couples play 'a kissing game,' Seven Minutes in Heaven.  Saat berada di sebuah pesta makan malam, empat pasangan suami istri asal Los Angeles memainkan 'permainan berciuman,' Seven Minutes in Heaven  Stars   : Michael Marc Friedman,Cate Beehan,Rob Chester Smith  Please full watch the movie, like, share and follow this channel  thank you so much

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00:00:01Do you want?

00:00:02No, I'll get some work done too.

00:00:17Are you seriously pretending to be asleep right now?

00:00:20What?

00:00:22Get up! It's your turn.

00:00:24I got up at 3.

00:00:26I got up at 5.

00:00:28I went to bed at 1.

00:00:29You were wasting time online.

00:00:31I was writing.

00:00:44Hey, hon.

00:00:45Hey. What are you doing today?

00:00:47Working. I'm about to head over to Trey's.

00:00:49You have to be back by like 5.30.

00:00:51I will be.

00:00:54Don't you and Trey ever get sick of each other?

00:00:56Lisa, he's my brother.

00:00:58I know. I just miss spending Saturdays with you.

00:01:03We literally have three scripts due this week, so...

00:01:08What are you doing here?

00:01:09Working out.

00:01:10Are those three pounds?

00:01:11Yeah.

00:01:12Can I feel it?

00:01:14This isn't gonna do anything.

00:01:15You might as well just be standing here with no weights,

00:01:17just moving your arms back and forth.

00:01:18I can't believe they sell these things.

00:01:19Stop it.

00:01:20You can't, no.

00:01:21It's for toning.

00:01:22I don't like to sweat.

00:01:26I love you.

00:01:28Don't be late.

00:01:29I won't!

00:01:36We haven't had sex in a while.

00:01:38It's bullshit.

00:01:39Well, we could do something about it right now.

00:01:44Brie, I'm never gonna say no.

00:01:51Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?

00:01:53You didn't start the dishwasher!

00:01:55What?

00:01:56What's that?

00:01:57What?

00:01:58Nice 30 minute shower.

00:01:59It was 16 minutes.

00:02:00I timed it.

00:02:01How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes

00:02:06you to get yourself ready?

00:02:07Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multi-tasking?

00:02:11Well, how about finishing a single job?

00:02:13What's that?

00:02:14What's that?

00:02:15What's that?

00:02:16What's that?

00:02:17What's that?

00:02:18What's that?

00:02:19What's that?

00:02:20What?

00:02:21Nice 30 minute shower.

00:02:22It was 16 minutes.

00:02:23I timed it.

00:02:24Well, how about finishing a single task?

00:02:26Like, you never start the dishwasher.

00:02:28I start the dishwasher all the time.

00:02:30You think if you do something once every three weeks, you do it regularly?

00:02:33Well, once every three weeks is regularly.

00:02:35Oh my God.

00:02:36I want to kill you right now!

00:02:38I'm anxious about tonight.

00:02:39Why?

00:02:40It's gonna be fun.

00:02:41It's gonna be awkward as hell.

00:02:43You shouldn't have set it up.

00:02:48You just...

00:02:49You have to admit, you like to stir the pot.

00:02:51It was Ginger's suggestion.

00:02:53And Chris was fine with it.

00:02:56I'll bet.

00:02:57Is...

00:02:58Is he bringing that girl?

00:03:00The one that he cheated with?

00:03:02No.

00:03:03They're both coming separately.

00:03:05They agreed.

00:03:06Poor Ginger.

00:03:10I bet she's still a mess.

00:03:13I've been thinking about Ginger.

00:03:15Poor Ginger.

00:03:16I don't think it's a good idea for her to be spending so much time in Texas.

00:03:20Last time she came back, she was eating so much fried food and all she could fit into

00:03:24was her sweatpants.

00:03:25Ugh.

00:03:26Jesus.

00:03:27I know.

00:03:28Marriage is like a business contract.

00:03:31Each party signs a contract because they're getting certain things out of the deal.

00:03:35And when Chris married Ginger, part of the deal was that she was slim and attractive.

00:03:39Okay.

00:03:40But you shouldn't have to worry about your spouse cheating on you just because you've gained

00:03:44some weight over the years.

00:03:45Some weight?

00:03:46Okay.

00:03:47Ginger's gotten huge.

00:03:48But it's hard for her because she's such a good cook.

00:03:50I mean, I don't know how Chris stayed so slim all those years.

00:03:57He's self-disciplined because he's vain.

00:04:00I always knew he was going to cheat.

00:04:02There's no way a guy who is that good looking is going to stay faithful.

00:04:05Well, you sound like you would have cheated with him if you'd had the chance.

00:04:11Whatever.

00:04:12He was crazy to cheat on her.

00:04:14She's cool and she cooks like a four-course dinner every night.

00:04:16I mean, who cares about sex when you can eat like a king?

00:04:19We're not leaving until we own this town.

00:04:23Not this side.

00:04:24Not the valley.

00:04:25The other side.

00:04:26I've been thinking about Ginger.

00:04:28Ah, poor Ginger.

00:04:30Then I started thinking about our sisters and your mother and my mother and all the women

00:04:38we know.

00:04:39And it's like we've seen them all act a little crazy.

00:04:42So I'm developing this theory that all women occasionally act nuts.

00:04:47It's just a question of how nuts.

00:04:49Like, where are they on the continuum?

00:04:51Yeah, well that's what I like about women.

00:04:53I think it's cool how they can be unpredictable.

00:04:55It's holding us back.

00:04:57You know, it makes men uncomfortable because they're only used to experiencing one emotion.

00:05:01Or maybe several, but you know, it all funnels down to the same one.

00:05:05Anger.

00:05:06And then they snap and kill their whole family.

00:05:09So all men are angry.

00:05:11Well, what blanket statement can we make about men?

00:05:14It's what Thoreau said.

00:05:16Most are leading lives of quiet desperation.

00:05:19You know, they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.

00:05:23And then they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash.

00:05:26The whole time, they're daydreaming about being big and important and powerful and screwing

00:05:31Scarlett Johansson or whoever.

00:05:34I'll buy that.

00:05:36You want to have sex with Scarlett Johansson?

00:05:38No, I meant I'll buy your theory overall.

00:05:41You don't want to have sex with her.

00:05:44I don't find her attractive.

00:05:47Right.

00:05:48Believe it or not, when I fantasize about having sex, it's with you.

00:05:52Always.

00:05:55You never imagine yourself having sex with anyone but me.

00:05:58And you never imagine yourself having sex with anybody but me?

00:06:02I wish neither one of us were ever attracted to anyone else.

00:06:05It is like that, mostly.

00:06:08Seriously.

00:06:10It's like everything is built on a foundation of little white lies.

00:06:14We're living in a house of cards.

00:06:25Who needs four cars?

00:06:27I know.

00:06:28I guess I haven't heard about the fossil fuel situation.

00:06:31Michelle, we drive an SUV and a station wagon.

00:06:34Yeah, but our next cars are going to be hybrids.

00:06:36Oh, well we can start judging people once we get them.

00:06:39Okay.

00:06:40We'll find out if he's hiring.

00:06:43You haven't staffed in three seasons.

00:06:45He's a hack.

00:06:46His brother's a clown.

00:06:47A hack and a clown?

00:06:49You know one of their episodes is up for an Emmy.

00:06:55Really?

00:06:56Yeah.

00:06:57I can guarantee you they didn't write it though.

00:06:59On TV, everybody on staff contributes to every episode.

00:07:03Oh.

00:07:04This hack is 30 years old and owns a house that costs...

00:07:072.5.

00:07:08Oh my god.

00:07:10Hi!

00:07:11Hey!

00:07:12Hey!

00:07:13They never hear us because this house is so big.

00:07:27Lisa?

00:07:28Josh?

00:07:29Art?

00:07:30Guess they're collecting now.

00:07:31That fucker is just over here renting money.

00:07:34Hello?

00:07:35Hello?

00:07:36Hello?

00:07:37Hello?

00:07:38Hi!

00:07:39Hi!

00:07:40How are you?

00:07:41How are you?

00:07:42How are you?

00:07:43Really good.

00:07:44How are you guys?

00:07:45Good to see you.

00:07:46How are you guys?

00:07:47How are you guys?

00:07:48How are you guys?

00:07:49Good to see you.

00:07:50How are you guys doing makeup?

00:07:51Finally.

00:07:52We can stay out late.

00:07:53My mom's babysitting for us.

00:07:55I am going to drink my ass off.

00:08:12Now it's your turn to get up with them and Chloe tomorrow.

00:08:16Wow.

00:08:17I bet you guys can't wait to have kids right?

00:08:19No you have to do it.

00:08:20Seriously, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.

00:08:22Actually, we're trying to get pregnant, so...

00:08:25Yeah, I could be good without kids, but whatever.

00:08:28What are you talking about?

00:08:29You totally thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue.

00:08:31All babies are cute, and that's their thing.

00:08:33But is that any reason to make an irreversible decision?

00:08:36Well, if you didn't want to have kids,

00:08:38we shouldn't have gotten married.

00:08:40Nice.

00:08:41What? I'm just saying.

00:08:43Gonna tackle the big issues tonight.

00:08:45Yeah.

00:08:46Hey, thank you.

00:08:47So where's Ginger and Chris?

00:08:49Uh, I told them not to come until 7.30

00:08:52so that we could have some time to discuss the situation.

00:08:55The puppet master.

00:08:56Stop calling me that.

00:08:57Wow, that picture is amazing.

00:09:00They got another TV.

00:09:02Check it out.

00:09:08Sloppy already.

00:09:10So, Chris and Ginger are coming together?

00:09:14No, separately.

00:09:16What was she doing in Texas?

00:09:18I have no idea because she's not on Facebook.

00:09:21Ugh.

00:09:22People who aren't on Facebook think they're so cool.

00:09:24I know.

00:09:25No offense, Bree.

00:09:26But really, it's just a huge pain in the ass for anybody who loves them.

00:09:29Because how are we supposed to keep in touch?

00:09:31Yeah, and she never checks her email, okay?

00:09:33She has this whole thing about how email exists as a convenience to us

00:09:37and we're not supposed to let it run our lives.

00:09:39And then she says, we have to consciously decide how much time we're going to give it.

00:09:47See, this is why I love her.

00:09:49Who else says stuff like that?

00:09:50I don't have time to consciously decide to do anything.

00:09:53What am I going to do?

00:09:54Call her?

00:09:55I don't have time to call everybody I want to keep in touch with.

00:09:58I have children.

00:09:59Well, she has all of her.

00:10:01Yeah, but he's ten.

00:10:02And there's a huge difference between one and two.

00:10:05You have your first, you think it's so hard, but when you have two, it's a whole nother story.

00:10:12You're complaining.

00:10:13I'm not complaining.

00:10:15I'm just...

00:10:16You are complaining.

00:10:17Do you have Pepsid or something for sonics?

00:10:24What's the matter?

00:10:25I don't know.

00:10:26I have social anxiety.

00:10:28Why?

00:10:29It's just us.

00:10:32And George and Martha.

00:10:34Who's George and Martha?

00:10:36Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton.

00:10:38Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

00:10:40Oh.

00:10:41Is that a good movie?

00:10:43Is what good?

00:10:44Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

00:10:47I love that movie.

00:10:48I've never seen it.

00:10:50What's that noise?

00:10:52Oh!

00:10:53Someone must be at the front door.

00:10:54Shoot!

00:10:55It's 7.30 already?

00:11:02Josh has never seen Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

00:11:09Hello!

00:11:10Oh my gosh!

00:11:12You look amazing!

00:11:14Oh!

00:11:15Oh god.

00:11:16Thank you!

00:11:17Oh my god.

00:11:18I still have a couple more pounds to go, but I'm getting there.

00:11:21No!

00:11:22You look awesome!

00:11:25Oh, um, Lisa, this is Brad.

00:11:27Hi!

00:11:28Hi.

00:11:29You're cute!

00:11:30He's an actor.

00:11:32Neat!

00:11:35Uh, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

00:11:37Sure, yeah.

00:11:39So...

00:11:41I...

00:11:42Do you mind if I go too?

00:11:43We came from Malibu and you practically have to stop for snacks, you know?

00:11:47Absolutely.

00:11:48Sure, just use the powder room over there.

00:11:50That's okay, uh...

00:11:52I'll...

00:11:53I'll just use this one.

00:11:56Okay.

00:11:57Okay.

00:12:01Hey.

00:12:03Hey, can we have sex?

00:12:05Brad!

00:12:06Come on, let me go down on you.

00:12:07Oh my god.

00:12:09So the last time we talked, you and Trey were trying to write a movie together.

00:12:13It's not easy, is it?

00:12:14I always tell you TV guys, features aren't just longer, they're a whole different animal.

00:12:18It's hard to sustain a story over a hundred pages.

00:12:20It's done, man.

00:12:21We sold it last week.

00:12:22Really?

00:12:24Who, uh...

00:12:25Who did you guys sell it to?

00:12:27Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.

00:12:31That's great.

00:12:32That's fantastic.

00:12:33Yeah, those guys are really funny.

00:12:35Yeah, they're doing alright.

00:12:37You're a smartass.

00:12:39How much?

00:12:40If you don't mind me asking.

00:12:41No, it's fine.

00:12:42It was in the trades.

00:12:43Eight hundred.

00:12:47Eight hundred thousand?

00:12:48No, eight hundred dollars.

00:12:49Oh, man.

00:12:52What's wrong?

00:12:55You look freaked out.

00:12:57Ginger lost weight.

00:12:58What?

00:12:59Really?

00:13:00Yeah.

00:13:01And she brought a guy.

00:13:02And she went to the bathroom, and this kid, he's like twenty.

00:13:06He asked if he could go too.

00:13:07And they're in the bathroom together, right now.

00:13:10They're having sex?

00:13:11I don't know.

00:13:12In the powder room?

00:13:13Yeah.

00:13:14They better not get anything on the wallpaper, it's vintage.

00:13:17See that?

00:13:18Rich people have problems, too.

00:13:19They have to worry about guests ejaculating on their wallpaper.

00:13:25If I had said that, you would have told me I was disgusting.

00:13:28It was funny.

00:13:30Ryan is funny.

00:13:31I'm a comedy writer.

00:13:33You're funny, Dave.

00:13:34Ryan is used to, you know, getting up in front of a hundred people and making them laugh their asses off.

00:13:39I can't believe you.

00:13:42Oh my god!

00:13:43Hi!

00:13:45You look awesome!

00:13:46Oh, thank you!

00:13:48How did you lose this weight?

00:13:49I just was so busy working.

00:13:52Oh, hey.

00:13:53Yeah, I was catering a movie.

00:13:56In Austin?

00:13:57Yeah, that's how I met Brad. He was a part of the cast.

00:14:00How's Oliver?

00:14:01He's great.

00:14:02He's with his cousins.

00:14:03I go back on Monday.

00:14:05What's that noise?

00:14:08Oh, someone must be at the front door.

00:14:10That must be Chris.

00:14:13Has he seen you yet?

00:14:15No.

00:14:17He's gonna shit a brick.

00:14:23Hi!

00:14:24Hi!

00:14:25How are you?

00:14:26Good.

00:14:27Hello.

00:14:29God.

00:14:32We haven't seen you in since...

00:14:34Forever.

00:14:35I know.

00:14:37Uh, Ginger came, right?

00:14:39Yeah, she's here.

00:14:43Oh.

00:14:44Potato.

00:14:45How are you doing, bud?

00:14:46You look beautiful.

00:14:51Uh, Chris.

00:14:52Nice to meet you.

00:14:53You too.

00:14:54Brad.

00:14:55How do you know, uh, Josh and Lisa?

00:14:57I just met them.

00:14:58I'm here with Ginger.

00:15:00Oh.

00:15:03I thought we weren't bringing anyone.

00:15:05Oh, yeah.

00:15:06I'm sorry.

00:15:12You are wearing that outfit that I love.

00:15:14Oh, yeah.

00:15:16Who needs a drink?

00:15:17I do.

00:15:18I do.

00:15:19I do.

00:15:20I do.

00:15:21I do.

00:15:22I do.

00:15:23I do.

00:15:26The silverware has a really nice weight to it.

00:15:28I knew you'd notice.

00:15:29You always appreciate nice things.

00:15:31Yeah, I noticed it too.

00:15:32I was thinking about stealing some.

00:15:35Seriously, one spoon costs $200.

00:15:37Wow.

00:15:38I want to hear some of your new material.

00:15:39How many after dinner?

00:15:40No.

00:15:41Come on.

00:15:42For us.

00:15:43Come on.

00:15:44Come on.

00:15:45Alright, I got some.

00:15:46You know, truthfully, I've been traveling so much that, uh,

00:15:48I really haven't had time to write.

00:15:51Gotta make time.

00:15:52No excuses.

00:15:54Hey, write.

00:15:55No, I wrote today though, so.

00:15:57So did I.

00:15:58Well, you screwed around on the internet.

00:16:01I was working.

00:16:02Oh, listen, there's a, uh, service you can subscribe to

00:16:05that blocks your access to the internet for up to eight hours a day.

00:16:08Is that where we're at right now?

00:16:09We can't be self-disciplined.

00:16:11We have to pay someone to enforce discipline.

00:16:14I know.

00:16:15It's lame.

00:16:16But, you know, it only costs $7.95 a month.

00:16:19It's totally worth it.

00:16:21Wow, you, you and Trey do that?

00:16:23Uh, no, we don't have to.

00:16:24We're very self-motivated.

00:16:27It's fantastic, man.

00:16:30So, Ry, where are you performing these days?

00:16:33Uh, all over.

00:16:35Uh, Atlanta, Dallas, Pittsburgh.

00:16:38Have you been going with Embry?

00:16:39No.

00:16:40I take five shows a week, so.

00:16:41Oh.

00:16:42Oh, right.

00:16:43That's right.

00:16:44Oh.

00:16:45Yeah.

00:16:46Have you watched her show?

00:16:47Oh, it's fantastic.

00:16:48I keep forgetting.

00:16:49I'm sorry.

00:16:50I don't have time for that.

00:16:51Send me the link again, though.

00:16:53I can't believe this.

00:16:54My own friends.

00:16:56You know, I have strangers writing me telling me that they love it.

00:16:59You know, this one guy told me it restored his faith in humanity.

00:17:02But it's opera, right?

00:17:04That's a tough sell.

00:17:06I don't have time to watch webisodes.

00:17:08They're only two minutes long.

00:17:10You know, one day Ryan and I are going to leave LA and then you'll all be sorry.

00:17:15Because you'll just be talking about how you saw Jim Carrey at the dog park.

00:17:19Who saw Jim Carrey at the dog park?

00:17:21Did you see him?

00:17:22For real?

00:17:23I just made that up.

00:17:24Oh.

00:17:25I'm just saying your whole lives will be one big Howard Stern conversation.

00:17:28I love Howard Stern.

00:17:29Love him.

00:17:30This chicken is very good.

00:17:31Oh, yeah.

00:17:32Lisa's a good little orderer.

00:17:33Did I tell you guys that I'm going to London with Josh and Trey?

00:17:49I thought you weren't going.

00:17:51We did a spreadsheet on how much she'd spend in London and how much she'd spend here.

00:17:57And we think she'd spend more here because there'd be no controls.

00:18:01Yeah, because women are stupid spendthrifts.

00:18:04It's just that you want more.

00:18:06They don't want more.

00:18:07They want everything.

00:18:08They want to go to all the new restaurants.

00:18:10They want to get all the best clothes.

00:18:12They want to go on the best vacations.

00:18:14They want to get all the best personal trainers.

00:18:16You don't like new restaurants.

00:18:18Well, yeah, but...

00:18:19You don't want to take great vacations?

00:18:21Yes, of course, but that's not...

00:18:23We help you lead fuller lives.

00:18:25Yes.

00:18:26Yeah.

00:18:29Hey, so what's your script about?

00:18:32Oh, which one?

00:18:33I was talking about the spec script that you sold, but how many do you have?

00:18:38Well, when that one went out, everyone went nuts and wanted meetings with us.

00:18:43So, of course, we had this backlog of ideas that we wanted to pitch.

00:18:47So, we're working on an animated film at Pixar.

00:18:52Spielberg wants to do a comedy, so we're writing something for him.

00:18:56And we're working on a project we would direct ourselves.

00:19:00Paramount would finance.

00:19:01Nothing huge, but they want to be in business with us.

00:19:04And one of our TV episodes was nominated for an Emmy.

00:19:08Oh, that's great.

00:19:09Oh, that's great.

00:19:10Congrats with great news.

00:19:11Congrats with great news.

00:19:12You know what?

00:19:14I'm going to go open one of the bottles we brought.

00:19:16Anybody need anything else?

00:19:17I'm going to get ours, too.

00:19:19I want to read that smacky soul.

00:19:22We should ask him.

00:19:23No, because we'll think that we have a chip on our shoulder that we just want to see if it's good.

00:19:28I'm telling you.

00:19:29How could it be?

00:19:30Have you seen his show?

00:19:31It's so hacky.

00:19:32$800,000.

00:19:34It's because he's self-confident.

00:19:38Confidence is everything in this town.

00:19:40I'm self-confident.

00:19:41Huh?

00:19:42I got a two-bedroom teardown in the valley.

00:19:45Yeah, but Studio City's cool.

00:19:47It's not really the valley.

00:19:49Don't patronize me.

00:19:50Alright?

00:19:51When we trade up, we'll move to the west side.

00:19:55Alright?

00:19:56We like the valley.

00:19:57We're very middle class.

00:19:58When I bought Bree the Volvo, she acted like she'd won the lottery.

00:20:03It must be nice to have a wife you can please.

00:20:06She's the best.

00:20:08I have to do something that's humbling.

00:20:13They have sticky things, I think.

00:20:16Yeah, they do.

00:20:17Bree?

00:20:18Bree?

00:20:19That's an unusual name.

00:20:22You know, my mom had just seen Clute.

00:20:24Really?

00:20:25Your mom must be very interesting to name you after a hooker.

00:20:29I mean, um, a prostitute.

00:20:34Is Clute good?

00:20:36I haven't seen that.

00:20:37I haven't seen Clute.

00:20:41So how'd you two meet?

00:20:46I was working on a film that was shot in Austin.

00:20:49Crew?

00:20:51No, no, I'm an actor.

00:20:53Hmm.

00:20:54Big role?

00:20:55Small?

00:20:56As actors, we were taught to believe that there are no small roles.

00:21:00Right.

00:21:01So small.

00:21:02What movie?

00:21:03Spaceman.

00:21:04Hmm.

00:21:05I read the script.

00:21:07Well, I read the, uh, I read the first ten pages.

00:21:11It was actually so bad I couldn't finish it.

00:21:15Yeah.

00:21:18How old are you?

00:21:20Twenty-six.

00:21:21That's young.

00:21:23Yeah.

00:21:25He knows nothing about the heartache of soft erections.

00:21:34Plus, everyone our age is married, so...

00:21:37Yeah, but not all these marriages are gonna last.

00:21:40I mean, the divorce rate is 50%.

00:21:45My wife.

00:21:51Twelve years we've been together.

00:21:54Yeah.

00:21:55And what's great about it is, and it kind of gets me choked up a little bit,

00:21:59we're very supportive of each other.

00:22:00We look out for each other, try to make each other happy.

00:22:03Like lately, uh, she's been giving me a lot of blowjobs, which is awesome.

00:22:08And it's occurred to her that maybe, uh, blowjobs are fattening,

00:22:13because she's been gaining a little weight.

00:22:15Ooh!

00:22:17Um, the other day we're laying in bed and she says to me, uh,

00:22:20look, I'm thinking that maybe sperm has a lot of calories.

00:22:26So I immediately go into problem-solving mode.

00:22:29I'm like, why don't you start skipping lunch?

00:22:32That was me!

00:22:34Hilarious!

00:22:35What are you talking about?

00:22:36Funny, Ryan.

00:22:37I'm just gonna play you guys the first few notes, okay?

00:22:40Oh, hey!

00:22:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:22:43Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:22:45Ahem.

00:22:46Hey!

00:22:49Haem.

00:22:54》

00:23:16Did you guys get chills?

00:23:24I did.

00:23:26Are you serious?

00:23:28How are you guys not affected by that song?

00:23:30No, it was really beautiful.

00:23:31It was gorgeous.

00:23:32Hey, you guys want to play poker?

00:23:34Yes.

00:23:35Yes.

00:23:36No, it's too late to start a game.

00:23:38It's 10 o'clock.

00:23:38We have to stop drinking.

00:23:39No, no one stopped drinking.

00:23:41You guys have to spend the night.

00:23:43Everyone should stay here tonight.

00:23:45Really?

00:23:46Yeah.

00:23:47What's the point of having this big house, right?

00:23:50All right.

00:23:51I'll do that.

00:23:51Call your mom.

00:23:52It's been so long since I've gotten shit-faced.

00:23:55We can play poker all night and then watch the sun rise.

00:23:59I feel alive.

00:24:01I'm alive, honey.

00:24:03I'm alive.

00:24:04I'm feeling alive.

00:24:05I'm alive.

00:24:09Don't feel sorry for me.

00:24:11We don't feel sorry for you.

00:24:13We feel bad for you.

00:24:14That's funny.

00:24:16Because I feel bad for you.

00:24:20Why?

00:24:22Well, neither of you seem very happy right now.

00:24:27Me and Michelle?

00:24:28Why are you singling us out?

00:24:29Ryan and Brie are happy.

00:24:35Well, yeah, yeah, we're happy, but...

00:24:39What makes you think Dave and I aren't happy?

00:24:42Seriously?

00:24:43Brie said earlier that you guys were like the couple and who's afraid of Virginia Woolf.

00:24:47I mean, earlier I was...

00:24:49My stomach hurt, so I was commenting...

00:24:51Great, so everybody thinks we're a mess.

00:24:52Oh, we don't think you're a mess.

00:24:54Look, I get it.

00:24:55You've got young kids.

00:24:56It's hard.

00:24:58Josh and I are trying to get pregnant.

00:25:01Of course you are.

00:25:02What does that mean?

00:25:06I just feel like we're all making the same mistakes our parents made.

00:25:10You're on shaky ground, so you want to throw kids into the mix?

00:25:14You think I'm on shaky ground?

00:25:19You know how Josh acts like he's being funny because he's smiling or making some sort of joke,

00:25:26but really, he's just criticizing you?

00:25:30Yeah.

00:25:33It seems like he doesn't respect you.

00:25:38Well, he has really high expectations of everyone, himself included.

00:25:45So he's critical, but I think that he respects me.

00:25:50I know he respects me.

00:25:56That asshole, he doesn't respect me.

00:26:02Well, maybe he does.

00:26:03No!

00:26:04No, he doesn't.

00:26:05I know he doesn't.

00:26:07Well, look, why don't you talk to him about it?

00:26:08If you call him on it, he's going to have to change.

00:26:11That's optimistic.

00:26:13I know you're into positive thinking and the power of intention and all that shit,

00:26:16but sometimes it's just not realistic.

00:26:26What are you doing?

00:26:38I'm going to do a spreadsheet to see if I can afford to leave him.

00:26:41No!

00:26:41Wait, that was just my opinion.

00:26:44Hey, I could be totally wrong.

00:26:45Everybody knows I'm a little screwed up right now.

00:26:47When we're done with her, let's do me.

00:26:49I think I can get some money from my parents.

00:26:51You don't want to get a divorce.

00:26:53Yeah, you do not want to get a divorce.

00:26:56Dave and I are really having problems right now.

00:26:59Listen, I get it, okay?

00:27:01You love your kids.

00:27:02They're the best thing that ever happened to me.

00:27:04But they're at an age where they require constant attention.

00:27:08And it doesn't matter how much you love them,

00:27:10there's a part of you that is angry.

00:27:13Because you don't have a life anymore.

00:27:16I know.

00:27:17And so you start taking it out on the person closest to you, your spouse.

00:27:20You know, I read this book about how, in some cultures,

00:27:24couples don't even pretend they can stay together

00:27:25for the first five years of the child's life.

00:27:28So the man, he leaves the home, and he goes and he sleeps somewhere else.

00:27:32And he just comes home to, you know, make repairs to the thatched hut

00:27:34and give the wife money.

00:27:36And the woman, she gives all her attention to the child,

00:27:39and her mother and sisters and aunts help her raise it.

00:27:43That's pretty smart.

00:27:44Most American women, though, would not be okay

00:27:47with their husband sleeping with another woman

00:27:49while we have to deal with the kids.

00:27:51Dave can be really annoying.

00:27:54He does all these little things.

00:27:56Everybody does all these little things.

00:27:59Look, I know he's a good person, and I love him, and I wish him well.

00:28:04But what would be perfect is if we were really rich

00:28:07and could have two houses,

00:28:10so we'd live near each other but not together.

00:28:12Which would lead to divorce, because why would you be married to someone

00:28:15if you can live without them?

00:28:16Oh, yeah, we'd get divorced, but we'd stay friends,

00:28:20and I'd hire two nannies so I could have round-the-clock help.

00:28:23Which would lead to you never seeing your kids,

00:28:25so you'd feel guilty, and you'd indulge them,

00:28:28and then they would just be more and more demanding,

00:28:30and you'd all be miserable.

00:28:32I feel really overwhelmed.

00:28:36So is this about the Emmy thing you were talking about?

00:28:38Yeah, no, I mean, this guy, he's out of control.

00:28:41He helped you with that?

00:28:42Yeah, he helped me.

00:28:43He makes all this money.

00:28:45Oh, when he signed the deal with ABC, they backed the truck up.

00:28:47Oh, yeah, he is loaded.

00:28:49And now everyone's kissing his ass.

00:28:51Actresses who audition for his show,

00:28:54and there he is, stuck with his college sweetheart,

00:28:57who he thought was the best he was ever going to do.

00:29:00She's cute.

00:29:01Yeah, but she's not beautiful.

00:29:03I mean, he could have his pick now.

00:29:05Yeah, but do you really want to be with someone

00:29:07who's only with you because you have money?

00:29:10Young guy's perspective.

00:29:11Probably when we're that old,

00:29:13we'll settle for getting a beautiful woman any way we can.

00:29:16What are you talking about?

00:29:16What are you planning on being single?

00:29:18Hey, it's touch and go at my house.

00:29:20It's great being young, huh?

00:29:22The women are more fun, easier to please, I guess.

00:29:25That's what makes them not fun.

00:29:26Women your age, they're harder to satisfy, I guess.

00:29:29I like the challenge.

00:29:32Yeah.

00:29:34You just have to get through the next couple years.

00:29:37The kids will get easier.

00:29:38And in the meantime, you have to remember

00:29:40why you married Dave to begin with.

00:29:43And yes, you have to make yourself have sex with him.

00:29:48No, I have no desire, none.

00:29:52We don't have sex either.

00:29:55I just don't care about it.

00:29:57At all.

00:29:59Okay, well, it will be your problem eventually.

00:30:03I mean, you can't tell a guy,

00:30:05hey, we're married,

00:30:07and you can never have sex with anyone else again.

00:30:09Oh, and by the way,

00:30:10you can never have sex with me again.

00:30:13I mean, eventually, he's gonna decide

00:30:16that that's a bunch of bullshit,

00:30:17and he's gonna find somebody else to have sex with.

00:30:20The oppressed will rise up.

00:30:22So what happened with you and Chris?

00:30:24Do you think he was justified in having the affair?

00:30:27No.

00:30:27At least I would never tell him that.

00:30:32But yeah, we didn't have sex.

00:30:34I just...

00:30:36I just didn't feel like it.

00:30:38But he's so good looking.

00:30:43I'm just saying, I mean,

00:30:45if she didn't feel like having sex with Chris,

00:30:47how am I supposed to feel like having sex with Dave?

00:30:50That's so mean.

00:30:52What?

00:30:53It's just sometimes I look at him

00:30:55and he already seems middle-aged.

00:30:59Well, we almost are.

00:31:01It's not that far off.

00:31:03Actually, I read this book by Desmond Morris

00:31:06that says men's waists expand as they get older

00:31:10and their shoulders get more narrow and rounded.

00:31:14And this is all part of nature's grand plan

00:31:16so that they will be less attractive to other women

00:31:19so that they will stay with their wives

00:31:21and help raise the children.

00:31:22How do you find time to read all this shit?

00:31:26Dave is awesome.

00:31:28I find him very attractive.

00:31:29I love Dave.

00:31:30He's great.

00:31:32He would freak if he heard this.

00:31:34You should tell him.

00:31:35Yeah, why don't you?

00:31:36Give him a boost.

00:31:37No.

00:31:37Why?

00:31:41Because

00:31:42I don't want to give him power.

00:31:45Michelle!

00:31:47What?

00:31:48Okay, that's bitchy.

00:31:50I guess I'm in a bad place right now.

00:31:53Yeah.

00:31:55Obviously, I am too.

00:31:56Why else would I be hanging out with

00:31:58a 26-year-old actor in Malibu?

00:32:01I love Malibu.

00:32:03Tell us about the sex with the actor.

00:32:05No, you do not get to ask questions about sex.

00:32:09Why not?

00:32:10Because you're not willing to reveal anything about yourself.

00:32:13I will tell you anything you want to know about my sex life.

00:32:16Yeah, you and Ryan have good sex.

00:32:18We know.

00:32:19I'm saying you won't talk about other guys, ever.

00:32:22Like, you won't even admit it if somebody else is hot.

00:32:26It's as if that's cheating on Ryan.

00:32:28I know it's not cheating.

00:32:29Of course it's not.

00:32:30But it's a little bit of a betrayal.

00:32:33How is it a betrayal?

00:32:35Obviously, George Clooney was hot in The American.

00:32:39Okay, and it probably wouldn't be unpleasant

00:32:42to have sex with him.

00:32:44Everybody knows that, including Ryan.

00:32:46So I just don't think it's a big deal

00:32:48to acknowledge what everybody else knows to be true.

00:32:50Was that good, The American?

00:32:52We didn't see that one.

00:32:53How does Josh write movies when he's never seen one?

00:32:56We see movies all the time.

00:32:58But you just studiously avoid the good ones?

00:33:00Because we don't see the kind of movies you see.

00:33:04You're a snob, Brie.

00:33:06Am I?

00:33:07Or are you people just disappointing?

00:33:09Jon Stewart.

00:33:10He's great.

00:33:10Yeah, I know he's great,

00:33:11but do you ever think it would be fun

00:33:12to have sex with him?

00:33:13Michelle.

00:33:15Jason Bateman.

00:33:16No, stop.

00:33:17I'm gonna break her.

00:33:18Matt Damon in The Bourne Identity

00:33:24when he's washing Frankie Potente's hair.

00:33:27She's cute.

00:33:30He can kill anyone with his bare hands,

00:33:33but he's a good person,

00:33:34and he barely ever speaks,

00:33:36which is so hot.

00:33:39And when he does, he says the perfect thing.

00:33:41Oh, he's got very good dialogue.

00:33:43Tony Gilroy wrote it.

00:33:45No, don't do that.

00:33:46This is not a discussion of the script.

00:33:48I'm saying Matt Damon in all the Bourne movies

00:33:52is hot as hell,

00:33:53and you know you've thought about having sex with him,

00:33:55and I demand that you admit it.

00:33:58Come on, just admit it.

00:34:00I will happily admit that I want to have sex with other guys.

00:34:03Every person in a relationship

00:34:04wants to have sex with other people.

00:34:06So what?

00:34:07Who cares?

00:34:08It's human nature.

00:34:10I think we can assume she finds other guys attractive.

00:34:15I'll reveal something personal.

00:34:16When Ryan and I have sex,

00:34:19I can't look into his eyes.

00:34:21At least not for more than a couple seconds.

00:34:25It's like it's too intimate or something.

00:34:33Let's get donuts.

00:34:34Just put off getting married for as long as you can.

00:34:38That's all we're saying.

00:34:38Well, no.

00:34:39You get married whenever you want.

00:34:40Just, you know, choose wisely.

00:34:42Oh, no shit.

00:34:43Choose as if your life depended on us.

00:34:45You're not thinking about that yet, right?

00:34:47Marriage?

00:34:48No.

00:34:49No, I...

00:34:50You know, I'm...

00:34:5226.

00:34:54This fucking guy, huh?

00:34:56I know, right?

00:34:56Oh, I would kill to be 26 again.

00:34:59I wouldn't screw it out this time.

00:35:00I'd show everybody how it's done.

00:35:03What is that dance?

00:35:04It's just a...

00:35:05It's the how you do it dance.

00:35:07Did you get your medicine today?

00:35:08No, it wasn't that.

00:35:15Look at all these cool people.

00:35:18I never meet anyone.

00:35:21I'm always cooped up in that stupid house or running errands.

00:35:25Your house is awesome.

00:35:27You should be grateful.

00:35:29I know.

00:35:30You're right.

00:35:31We're all really blessed.

00:35:33I know.

00:35:34We are really, really fortunate.

00:35:38You see that guy?

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:43I'd fuck him.

00:35:45Really?

00:35:45Yep.

00:35:47You know who I think is hot?

00:35:50Brad.

00:35:51I know.

00:35:54Ginger is so lucky.

00:35:55I mean, she's not lucky.

00:35:56She's getting a divorce, but...

00:35:59Chris is so good looking, and...

00:36:02Now she gets to have sex with Brad.

00:36:05Do you ever wish you could just put your marriage on hold for a little while?

00:36:08Be single again?

00:36:09You know, just for a little bit, and then go back to being married.

00:36:14Probably nobody would go back.

00:36:16I just...

00:36:18Miss feeling excited about anything.

00:36:22You know?

00:36:22Like when you meet somebody new.

00:36:25It's so exciting, those feelings.

00:36:27It's like when you were in high school, and you would be going to a party,

00:36:31and you didn't know if a guy that you liked was going to be there,

00:36:35but you just didn't know what was going to happen.

00:36:38Would you get to talk to him?

00:36:39Would you get to make out?

00:36:41We used to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.

00:36:43We never did that.

00:36:45I'm so bummed.

00:36:47It was awesome.

00:36:48Hey, you guys.

00:36:58Yeah?

00:36:59I have an idea, but Brie, you're not going to approve.

00:37:03Yeah?

00:37:04When we get back to the house, let's tell the guys we want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.

00:37:09Wait, you mean the game where you go in the...

00:37:12Yes!

00:37:13Yeah.

00:37:14Okay.

00:37:16Yeah.

00:37:17Seriously?

00:37:18What?

00:37:22We have an idea.

00:37:23It's kind of unorthodox.

00:37:25Unorthodox?

00:37:26Where'd you get that?

00:37:27What do you mean?

00:37:28I've never heard you use that word before.

00:37:29I read books, Josh, more than you do, and you're a writer.

00:37:33We want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.

00:37:36What's that?

00:37:37Isn't that the thing where you...

00:37:39It's a game where two people go in a closet and make out for seven minutes.

00:37:41Okay, but I can make out with you anytime I want to, and I don't have to go in a closet,

00:37:47and I don't have to do it for the full seven minutes.

00:37:51I'm not talking about spouses with spouses.

00:37:54We're talking about random pairings.

00:37:58What the hell are you talking about?

00:38:01Seven Minutes in Heaven!

00:38:04You want to play this game?

00:38:07Seven Minutes in the Closet?

00:38:09Seven Minutes in Heaven.

00:38:10Whatever.

00:38:11No.

00:38:12Do you?

00:38:13No, hell no.

00:38:13These people are nuts.

00:38:15I know, I know.

00:38:17Apparently we're boring.

00:38:19You want to play?

00:38:21No!

00:38:22Do you?

00:38:23No!

00:38:25Michelle thinks we're fearful and naive.

00:38:28We're not adventurous.

00:38:29Being adventurous is like riding a motorcycle across South America.

00:38:33That's adventurous.

00:38:35Letting another guy make out with your wife, that's stupid.

00:38:39Wikipedia.

00:38:39Seven Minutes in Heaven is a kissing game first played by teenagers in Cincinnati in the early 1950s.

00:38:50See, Midwesterners know how to party because our winters are so long.

00:38:53Two people selected, go into a closet or another dark enclosed space and do whatever they like for seven minutes.

00:39:02Mm-hmm.

00:39:02This is what you want to do?

00:39:05Yeah.

00:39:07So you guys in?

00:39:09No.

00:39:09Okay.

00:39:11No.

00:39:12Okay.

00:39:12Uh, if we did this, you'd regret it and you'd be jealous and I'd hear about it till the day I die.

00:39:23Don't flatter yourself.

00:39:27Okay.

00:39:28Okay.

00:39:29I'm in.

00:39:30What about you two?

00:39:31Are you in?

00:39:32No.

00:39:33Come on.

00:39:35Either we all do it or none of us plays.

00:39:37We're not gonna play.

00:39:38We're not gonna play.

00:39:41So should we still play?

00:39:42Yeah.

00:39:43Yeah.

00:39:44Why not?

00:39:45Can I talk to you for a second?

00:39:48Okay.

00:39:50You're in trouble.

00:40:03Look at that view.

00:40:08I want a pool.

00:40:10Are you crazy?

00:40:11I just want to do something different.

00:40:14Unpredictable.

00:40:15Every day I wake up and I do the exact same thing.

00:40:17I try to get some writing done, but mostly I just change diapers and clean up after the

00:40:21kids and straighten up the house and feed the kids and read them a bedtime story and then

00:40:27spend hours trying to put Chloe to sleep and then I wake up the next day and do the exact

00:40:30same thing except maybe I go to Target.

00:40:33If I seriously stopped to think about what my life has become, I would freak out.

00:40:38You wanted kids.

00:40:39Dave, I love Emma and Chloe.

00:40:42They're the best thing that ever happened to me.

00:40:44Stop saying that.

00:40:45Obviously you don't really feel that way.

00:40:46If you think for a second that I don't adore them and you're crazy, why else would I do

00:40:52everything for them?

00:40:54Then why can't you do everything for them happily?

00:40:56You have to complain about it every step of the way.

00:40:59Why can't you be one of those women that's just, you know, happy?

00:41:02Because it's hard.

00:41:03No, it isn't.

00:41:04You just decide you're going to be happy and then you do it.

00:41:07You know?

00:41:07Sometimes a person just has to have self-control.

00:41:10It's not like you're Mr. Sunshine walking around all cheerful.

00:41:13Because my wife is always dissatisfied.

00:41:15It's human nature to want more.

00:41:21I'm not sexist.

00:41:22You know I'm not.

00:41:23But I think this is a gender thing.

00:41:25Women always want more.

00:41:29Well, I can think of one thing men always want more of.

00:41:32Sex.

00:41:32And now here's your chance.

00:41:35What, we're going to have sex with these people?

00:41:36It's a kissing game.

00:41:38Why can't we play Cranium?

00:41:40Dave, this is your chance to make out with someone.

00:41:43It's your chance to make out with someone.

00:41:45What do you care?

00:41:46I walk around with food in my teeth and you don't even tell me because you don't notice

00:41:50because you don't even look at me.

00:41:52You remember when I got my hair cut and you didn't notice, but you noticed when you got

00:41:55the credit card bill?

00:41:56Because it was $200.

00:41:58I know!

00:42:02I think we have problems.

00:42:04Everybody has problems.

00:42:06Ryan and Brie are happy.

00:42:08They don't have kids.

00:42:10You wanted kids!

00:42:11Just saying their life is one continuous round of pleasure.

00:42:14Restaurants, movies, reading every issue of The New Yorker from cover to cover.

00:42:18It's actually a pretty selfish existence.

00:42:24We had problems before we had kids.

00:42:26No.

00:42:31Yeah.

00:42:32Well...

00:42:32If you don't want to play seven minutes, you'd have me alone.

00:42:43Oh, that name, it's so corny.

00:42:47Of course Ryan and Brie aren't playing.

00:42:49So?

00:42:51Everybody else's game.

00:43:01Right.

00:43:02Well, bring you in.

00:43:12She wants to, so...

00:43:14Fun!

00:43:15Alright, my lawyer says it'll be valid because we'd all be witnesses to each other's signatures.

00:43:21Well, I printed a limited liability agreement from the net.

00:43:26It's a boilerplate agreement, so I had to add some wording, but basically, we're agreeing to not talk about the game after tonight.

00:43:33So that, you know, no one fights about it afterwards.

00:43:37And we can't discuss it publicly, either.

00:43:39Well, good.

00:43:39Because I don't want anybody thinking we're swingers.

00:43:42Yeah.

00:43:43It could have a negative effect on my career.

00:43:45Well, all of our careers.

00:43:47We all have careers.

00:43:48So.

00:43:49Of course.

00:43:50Well, everyone except for Lisa.

00:43:52I work.

00:43:53I run this household.

00:43:55If by run this household, you mean calling the maid and ordering takeout.

00:44:00Don't talk to me like that.

00:44:03Lisa, come on.

00:44:05It's not like you're actually doing all the work yourself.

00:44:09Cleaning the house, the pool, doing the landscaping.

00:44:11I coordinate everything.

00:44:13I pay the bills and run the errands so that you can work 24-7.

00:44:17I make your life possible.

00:44:19Oh, wow.

00:44:19Like, that's a privilege.

00:44:20I get to work 24-7.

00:44:23You love working.

00:44:24I have to go to the well while I can.

00:44:27This could all change overnight.

00:44:30Yeah, I'm a hot rider now.

00:44:33But that can't last forever, right?

00:44:43Okay.

00:44:43Yes, I love to work.

00:44:45I'm sorry.

00:44:48You're right.

00:44:49You make my life possible.

00:44:59Which closet are we going to use?

00:45:02Where does this even go?

00:45:03I'll be the DJ.

00:45:21Brian Ferry.

00:45:22Too obvious.

00:45:26Who would you want to be matched with?

00:45:28What do you mean?

00:45:29If we played.

00:45:32You want to play.

00:45:33No, I'm just saying.

00:45:34If we did, who would you want to be paired with?

00:45:36No one.

00:45:37Who would you want to be paired with?

00:45:38No one.

00:45:39Why'd you ask me that?

00:45:42Obviously, you've thought about who you'd want to be paired with.

00:45:44I was thinking that maybe it was on your mind.

00:45:48Well, if we're going to argue, then we might as well play.

00:45:50You want to play.

00:45:52No.

00:45:53Do you?

00:45:55No.

00:45:55I don't know.

00:46:15I have feng shui.

00:46:17Okay.

00:46:19I know you find Lisa attractive.

00:46:22Maybe not her face, but her breasts.

00:46:24No, I don't.

00:46:27Liar.

00:46:28Free.

00:46:28I mean, what?

00:46:29No, look.

00:46:29Look.

00:46:30You have to lie.

00:46:31I mean, you have no choice.

00:46:33What are you going to say?

00:46:34Yeah, she's got great tits?

00:46:35You can't say that.

00:46:37So you lie to keep the peace.

00:46:39See?

00:46:40Everything's based on a foundation of bullshit.

00:46:44That's so depressing.

00:46:47We should just be honest.

00:46:49Okay.

00:46:50You first.

00:46:54Okay.

00:46:59Yes.

00:47:00Lisa has nice breasts.

00:47:02But you know they're going to sag.

00:47:04And yours are going to stay nice and perfect looking.

00:47:07Yeah, because they're smaller.

00:47:09Hers are huge.

00:47:11Okay.

00:47:16Now you say something honest.

00:47:18Be honest about something.

00:47:22Oh.

00:47:23All right, this is not a big deal.

00:47:25I mean, it's silly.

00:47:26Because he's famous and unattainable.

00:47:29But I find Matt Damon attractive.

00:47:32Matt Damon.

00:47:36He's not unattainable.

00:47:38You could totally get him.

00:47:39Ryan, he's married.

00:47:41And his wife seems really lovely.

00:47:42Why do people use that word, lovely?

00:47:45So pretentious.

00:47:46Like, what are we, British or something?

00:47:48Huh?

00:47:48I guarantee if Matt Damon met you, he'd be attracted to you.

00:47:51No, he wouldn't.

00:47:52Okay?

00:47:53And that's part of why I like him.

00:47:54You know, I feel like he's a nice guy.

00:47:56He's got integrity.

00:47:57Oh boy, you really thought a lot about this, haven't you?

00:47:59Huh?

00:48:01Matt Damon?

00:48:03I mean, he's not even funny.

00:48:04Yeah, remember when he was on Will and Grace?

00:48:06You fucking remember that?

00:48:07I mean, you've really been into him for a while, haven't you?

00:48:12I'm not going to argue with you about this.

00:48:13If we're going to argue, then let's go play Seven Minutes in Heaven.

00:48:16If you want to fucking play, then let's fucking play.

00:48:18I don't want to play.

00:48:19Of course you don't want to play.

00:48:20Not with these slobs.

00:48:21They're no temptation to you.

00:48:23Not when you're obsessed with Matt Damon.

00:48:25Oh my God.

00:48:26I mean, I don't know how I'm going to find time to get washboard abs

00:48:29when I'm busy trying to work my ass off to build a comedy career.

00:48:33I mean, who knows what will happen?

00:48:34When you run into Damon while I'm out flying all over creation,

00:48:39performing in clubs to try to pay for a fucking house.

00:48:42This is insane.

00:48:44I'm not going to leave you for Matt Damon.

00:48:46You think he'd be faithful to you?

00:48:48Huh?

00:48:49A fucking actor?

00:48:52They fall in and out of love like kids at summer camp.

00:48:55Huh?

00:48:56You really think he's going to be into you?

00:48:57When you get old and your breasts sag?

00:49:04What do you think?

00:49:08This is perfect.

00:49:14So we can use these to draw names.

00:49:17Oh, here, I'll do it.

00:49:18So Ryan thinks you have nice breasts.

00:49:24Thanks.

00:49:26No problem.

00:49:30Really original.

00:49:31All right.

00:49:40Yes.

00:49:41Well, here we go.

00:49:45Okay, you guys ready to play?

00:49:47I didn't know people did stuff like this.

00:49:49They don't.

00:49:50You don't know that?

00:49:51We don't know what other married people do.

00:49:53Okay, well, we're short one girl,

00:49:55so someone's going to have to go twice.

00:49:58Me?

00:49:58Okay.

00:49:59If you have two kids, you go twice.

00:50:00No one picks their own spouse.

00:50:05There's got to be a more efficient way to do this,

00:50:06like a mathematical way.

00:50:08Oh, too bad we're all writers.

00:50:09We'll never find out.

00:50:16Lisa.

00:50:23That's your wife?

00:50:24Yeah, please.

00:50:25After you.

00:50:26First, can I get a drink?

00:50:28Have fun.

00:50:29There you go.

00:50:33I love how you're smiling.

00:50:35I don't care.

00:50:36You don't care?

00:50:37You don't care?

00:50:38I don't.

00:50:39Okay.

00:50:39I'm open.

00:50:40I think this is a test.

00:50:52Like, they're testing us.

00:50:53Here, we're going first,

00:50:55because they want to see if we're actually going to do something,

00:50:56and then they'll just, like, crucify us.

00:50:58No.

00:50:59This wood paneling's nice.

00:51:04Yeah, I know.

00:51:05It's original.

00:51:06It's from the 50s.

00:51:08Josh wanted to redo it,

00:51:10because he likes everything so perfect.

00:51:11He prides himself on being a perfectionist.

00:51:14You know what's funny?

00:51:15My mom is the human resources manager for a hospital,

00:51:19so she's a real student of human nature.

00:51:21Do I sound like a geek?

00:51:23No.

00:51:24Anyway, so when she interviews someone,

00:51:27and they say that they're a perfectionist,

00:51:28she doesn't buy it.

00:51:30She says true perfectionists are so demanding of themselves

00:51:34that they don't think of themselves as anywhere near perfect.

00:51:37They think that everything they do is so far from perfection

00:51:39that they couldn't possibly be a perfectionist.

00:51:41I love that.

00:51:43So, I don't think Josh is a perfectionist.

00:51:46Do you ever read his scripts when he finishes them?

00:51:48Always.

00:51:50Do they have any typos?

00:51:52Tons.

00:51:53I rest my case.

00:51:55God, I sound like an old person.

00:51:58Next thing you know, I'll be saying gams instead of laughs.

00:52:01Look at the gams on her.

00:52:03You're so funny.

00:52:04Really?

00:52:06Yeah.

00:52:06Michelle doesn't tell you that very often, huh?

00:52:10It's extremely rare.

00:52:12It's part of her winning formula.

00:52:13She hardly ever throws you a bone,

00:52:14so when she does, you feel like you're the king of the world.

00:52:17Oh, my God.

00:52:18Now I'm James Cameron.

00:52:20He's not such a bad guy.

00:52:24Josh hardly ever compliments me, either.

00:52:27It's because they're insecure.

00:52:29Really insecure people never give compliments.

00:52:32They can't afford to.

00:52:33You're right.

00:52:34You're so smart and funny and...

00:52:39God, Michelle's lucky.

00:52:41You're such a man, you know?

00:52:43You're such a guy.

00:52:45Oh, my God.

00:52:46It feels so good to get compliments from a beautiful girl.

00:52:50I wish beautiful girls would give me compliments all the time, you know?

00:52:53Is that wrong to want that?

00:52:56No.

00:52:56Do you think I'm beautiful?

00:53:02Of course.

00:53:08Should we make out?

00:53:11Maybe.

00:53:12I don't know if this whole marriage thing is going to work out,

00:53:14so I'll probably give it a go.

00:53:16You're really funny.

00:53:21Keep saying that and I will leave her.

00:53:23I'm serious.

00:53:23I will do it right now.

00:53:25You're so funny.

00:53:26Oh, my God.

00:53:51Why did we waste time talking?

00:53:52This contract is not going to prevent arguments.

00:54:10I know.

00:54:11Do I have any lipstick on me?

00:54:15Time's up.

00:54:16Time.

00:54:16Hello.

00:54:17Time's up.

00:54:17What?

00:54:27Did you do anything?

00:54:32You didn't do anything.

00:54:33I thought we weren't discussing it.

00:54:35We signed the contract.

00:54:39You didn't do anything?

00:54:41We signed the contract.

00:54:44Okay.

00:54:45We're honoring the contract.

00:54:47Ginger.

00:54:54Okay.

00:54:54Oh, boy.

00:54:55Oh.

00:54:56Oh, yeah.

00:54:58The pod luck like that.

00:54:59Alrighty.

00:55:01Sir.

00:55:02My lady.

00:55:03Don't hurt nobody.

00:55:04What?

00:55:04Excuse me, Brad.

00:55:05This is a little weird, huh?

00:55:16Yeah.

00:55:17What's wrong?

00:55:47Should I go get someone, one of the girls, or is this about Chris?

00:56:04It's everything.

00:56:14I'm sorry, I'm ruining this for you.

00:56:17No, no, please. Don't you like Brad? He seems okay.

00:56:23Yeah, yeah, he's just young. We're always talking about his hopes and dreams.

00:56:31Oh, God.

00:56:34Yeah, it's depressing.

00:56:37Oh, I just can't go through all of this again.

00:56:40I mean, he thinks that he loves me, but we would never last.

00:56:47Even if I allowed myself to fall in love with him, which I could,

00:56:51eventually he'd leave me for someone young, younger, like Chris did.

00:57:02He's crazy. It was so stupid to cheat on you. You smell amazing.

00:57:14Thank you. It's Joe Malone 154.

00:57:19Lisa owns every perfume but that.

00:57:22Why don't you buy it for her?

00:57:25Yeah.

00:57:29There's something about a person who gets themselves everything that they want,

00:57:35makes you not want to get them stuff.

00:57:42That sounds bad, doesn't it? I sound like a jerk.

00:57:45No, no.

00:57:46Yeah.

00:57:47No, but maybe you need to talk to someone about it.

00:57:50What, you mean a therapist? I can't afford that.

00:57:54Oh, my God, Josh. You have a $2.5 million house. What are you talking about?

00:58:00Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I can't afford that.

00:58:06Oh, my God.

00:58:09Time's up!

00:58:17Where's Ginger?

00:58:18She went to the bathroom.

00:58:30I can't stand this anymore.

00:58:35Michelle.

00:58:37Mmm.

00:58:44I'm so glad I got you.

00:58:46Really?

00:58:47Yeah.

00:58:49Um, I need to ask you something.

00:58:52Yeah, we can do more than just in case.

00:58:54Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:58:56No, um, it's about Ginger.

00:59:00Okay.

00:59:02Do you think she would reconcile?

00:59:06You want to get back together?

00:59:07Yeah, I have to get her back.

00:59:11I don't know.

00:59:13You must have some idea.

00:59:14No, really, I don't.

00:59:17I don't know if she'd go back.

00:59:21You know, when she turns a corner...

00:59:23I know, I know.

00:59:25In college, she used to cry over a guy for a week and then he was dead to her.

00:59:31When she's done, she's done, you know?

00:59:33Yeah.

00:59:35If this is about her looking good, Chris...

00:59:36Oh, please. I'm shallow. I'm not ridiculous.

00:59:39That's why I came here tonight to see if she would get back together with me and then she shows up with this boy toy.

00:59:44You got a hotel room with a 23-year-old actress.

00:59:48She was 28.

00:59:50Okay, well on IMDB it says that she's...

00:59:52She's an actress. She lies about her age.

00:59:55So you regret it?

00:59:58Oh my god. Yes. I regret it.

01:00:03If I could take it back, I would.

01:00:07But at some point it was exciting, right?

01:00:10For about two minutes.

01:00:13But it was, like, great, right? Like...

01:00:16Do you, like, feel alive?

01:00:17Are you thinking about cheating on Dave?

01:00:19Is that what this is about? Our playing this game?

01:00:21No, I just...

01:00:24I'm so sick of Dave.

01:00:28You know?

01:00:30Yeah, I know.

01:00:32And then you get tired of the person you're cheating with.

01:00:34And then, I don't know, it just seems like bad form to cheat on the person you're cheating with.

01:00:42Yeah.

01:00:44Now let me tell you something.

01:00:46It's not real great out there.

01:00:48What's it like?

01:00:49Dating again?

01:00:51It sucks.

01:00:53Because all these people have baggage.

01:00:57And you're not exactly eager to find out what it is.

01:01:00And...

01:01:01I don't know, I don't feel like meeting strangers in restaurants and...

01:01:05You know, immediately finding out they're nowhere near as good as Ginger.

01:01:08Did I tell you I went to the Oscars this year?

01:01:18A friend of mine had an extra ticket, so I gotta go.

01:01:20How was it?

01:01:22Within five minutes of being there, you're walking down the red carpet and everybody's ignoring you because you're not a star.

01:01:27And then you realize...

01:01:30You don't even want to be there if you don't have a movie in the running.

01:01:34And at this point in my life, I want to make something great.

01:01:40You know?

01:01:42Something that moves people, that makes them feel something.

01:01:45And this is going to sound weird, but I can't do it without Ginger.

01:01:51I need her.

01:01:53I need her in my corner.

01:01:58Are you bummed we didn't do anything?

01:02:00No, no, it's fine.

01:02:04I hope Ginger takes you back.

01:02:05Thanks.

01:02:07You're awesome.

01:02:13Full sex, right?

01:02:15Not prepared for anything.

01:02:24I'm sorry, can I talk to you for a second?

01:02:28Yeah, yeah.

01:02:35How was it?

01:02:45What?

01:02:49Making out with Josh.

01:02:51We didn't make out, we just... we kissed a little.

01:02:56Was it good?

01:02:58Brad, we just talked.

01:03:00I was upset.

01:03:02Why? Why were you upset?

01:03:03He cheated on you, and he left you.

01:03:07I know.

01:03:09What do you see in him?

01:03:11Okay, yeah, maybe he was good looking when he was young, but...

01:03:15Brad, he and I are the same age.

01:03:17Yeah, but you're beautiful, and interesting, and smart, and he's this...

01:03:22This Hollywood producer.

01:03:25And you took vows, and he slept with someone else. Doesn't that bother you?

01:03:29Of course. It all bothers me.

01:03:31The fact that he cheated, the fact that we're getting a divorce.

01:03:36The fact that Oliver's gonna have to deal with the effects of this divorce for the rest of his life.

01:03:42Stepmothers and stepfathers flying back and forth across the country to see one parent while he's missing the one he's not with.

01:03:48Brad, what are we doing?

01:03:58What do you mean?

01:04:00You want me to fall in love with you?

01:04:02Yes! Please, that's what I want.

01:04:06Okay, then what?

01:04:08We...

01:04:10We enjoy life, and we have fun together, and we have amazing sex, and...

01:04:17How long would that last?

01:04:19I don't...

01:04:20I don't...

01:04:21Even if we lasted a couple years. If...

01:04:25If we even made it to spring.

01:04:26Of course we'd make it to spring.

01:04:27Okay, then what?

01:04:29We get married, and...

01:04:31You become Oliver's stepfather?

01:04:34You're gonna wanna be with someone young.

01:04:37Someone who's in the same life phase as you.

01:04:40Life phase?

01:04:41Mine involves my eyesight suddenly going to shit.

01:04:47And...

01:04:48Buying reading glasses at the drug store.

01:04:50Like old people.

01:04:52Worrying about how the teen years are gonna be.

01:04:54Getting root canals, and...

01:04:56It's not all serious. You can have fun.

01:04:59Yeah, yeah, but...

01:05:01I guess at the end of the day, I wanna be with someone who is in the same place in life as me.

01:05:11I'm ready.

01:05:14Lisa.

01:05:17I'm ready.

01:05:21Lisa.

01:05:41My name is love, I'm a son of a gun.

01:05:45I'll take you dancing, and I'll get you drunk.

01:05:49Oh, you really like me, you'll think that no fun.

01:05:52But I ride on the dark trail.

01:05:55My name is love.

01:06:00Love.

01:06:04My name is love, and it got calm.

01:06:07Don't know, now get there, but you know it might be fun.

01:06:11Time's up!

01:06:13Time's up!

01:06:15Time's up!

01:06:19Oh boy.

01:06:21Are you kidding me?

01:06:22Hey, thanks for dinner.

01:06:24Is he leaving?

01:06:26What the hell did you do?

01:06:28Nothing.

01:06:29Right.

01:06:31We said we were gonna honor the contract.

01:06:33The contract.

01:06:55You okay?

01:06:56Ginger.

01:06:57I wanna get back together.

01:06:59Are you kidding?

01:07:00No.

01:07:01I'm sorry, you know, about arguing earlier.

01:07:04Yeah, me too.

01:07:06I'm developing a new theory.

01:07:08What's your theory?

01:07:10What's your theory?

01:07:11The fact that everything is based on these little white lies is a good thing.

01:07:13You know?

01:07:14It's the fact that everything is based on these little white lies.

01:07:15I want to get back together.

01:07:20Are you kidding?

01:07:23No.

01:07:25I'm sorry, you know, about arguing earlier.

01:07:29Yeah, me too.

01:07:31I'm developing a new theory.

01:07:34What's your theory?

01:07:36The fact that everything is based on these little white lies is a good thing.

01:07:40You know, it's people being compassionate toward one another, protecting each other's feelings.

01:07:47Okay, I want to go with this. Go ahead.

01:07:49Like, it's hard enough for me to accept Lisa has nice breasts.

01:07:54No, she doesn't.

01:07:55But I don't want to hear you say it aloud.

01:07:57You know, better for me to just hope you don't spend too much time thinking about them.

01:08:01I don't.

01:08:03Right.

01:08:04These little white lies, they are the glue that hold relationships together.

01:08:11They hold society together.

01:08:16So, uh, what did you think of my new material?

01:08:20I think it's great.

01:08:22But what?

01:08:24Nothing. I think it's great.

01:08:27What specifically did you have a problem with?

01:08:29I didn't have a problem with any of it.

01:08:32It's all good.

01:08:34But not as good as my best stuff.

01:08:37It will be.

01:08:39You're going to do your tweaking.

01:08:41You know, you're going to rewrite it, and rewrite it, and it's going to be on the same level as your other stuff.

01:08:46Sounds like I got a lot of rewriting to do, huh?

01:08:50I feel like we have not fought this much in a year.

01:08:55It's these people. They're a bad influence.

01:08:57So, is this because I've lost weight?

01:09:01No. Gain it all back. I don't care.

01:09:03Oh, you do care.

01:09:05Okay? Men are visually stimulated.

01:09:11See, I miss this.

01:09:13I miss our conversations. I miss good conversation.

01:09:17I went to every screening of every movie and defended each as if it were my own child.

01:09:24The Hallmark movie, Chris.

01:09:27You were an angel.

01:09:33I used to love to cook for you.

01:09:36I don't know if I could do that now.

01:09:38Don't say that.

01:09:40Do you know how many tears Oliver and I have cried over you?

01:09:45I'm sorry. I...

01:09:46Being cheated on. Being walked out on.

01:09:50It's very shaming.

01:09:54Everyone's going to look at me and wonder how I could take you back.

01:09:57I will spend the rest of my life making this up to you, Jen.

01:10:02So we're going to go the whole rest of our marriage without you telling me what you did?

01:10:09The whole rest of our marriage makes it sound like we're going to last a long time.

01:10:13You don't think we will?

01:10:14I don't know.

01:10:15Well, that doesn't sound good.

01:10:20Is this about that kid?

01:10:21What, are you like in love with him or something?

01:10:24No.

01:10:26I can't believe this.

01:10:28That punk, I served him Opus One.

01:10:31And he did God knows what with my wife.

01:10:34Josh, I didn't say I want to break up.

01:10:36It wouldn't be a break up. It would be a divorce.

01:10:40Well, I'm not thinking about divorce.

01:10:44I was earlier tonight.

01:10:46What?

01:10:48It's just that the girls think that you don't respect me.

01:10:51The way that you're always making sarcastic little remarks and trying to take me down a notch.

01:10:56I respect you.

01:10:59I don't know if you do.

01:11:04What does that word mean anyways?

01:11:06Respect.

01:11:07Respect.

01:11:13Obviously, I respect you.

01:11:15If I didn't, why would I want to go to that kid's next showcase and beat the shit out of him in front of his agents, managers and everybody?

01:11:24How much of a guest room?

01:11:26What is this, the servants quarters?

01:11:28Stop complaining.

01:11:31So, what did you and Chris do?

01:11:35Nothing.

01:11:37Michelle.

01:11:39I'm serious. We didn't do anything.

01:11:41We just talked. He wants to get back together with Ginger.

01:11:43Does?

01:11:45Is she going to take him back?

01:11:47I don't know.

01:11:50What did you and Lisa do?

01:11:51No, wait. I want to talk about Ginger and Chris.

01:11:53No, let's talk about you and Lisa.

01:11:56I'm not trying to grill you. I'm just getting curious.

01:12:00I'm glad it was her. I'm not jealous of her.

01:12:03You're not.

01:12:04Do you think I should be?

01:12:07No.

01:12:09You have a thing for Lisa now.

01:12:11No, I don't.

01:12:13Dave.

01:12:15Her boobs are so big. They're too big.

01:12:18Just because I don't think she's a threat doesn't mean she's not a threat.

01:12:21And you could be totally attracted to her.

01:12:23You think she's hot.

01:12:30You loved making out with her. Did you do more than kiss?

01:12:33No.

01:12:35Did you wish you did more than kiss?

01:12:37What? It's...

01:12:39Why is that even...

01:12:41Oh my God!

01:12:43I'm so jealous. I could scream.

01:12:45I could totally freak out right now.

01:12:48Oh my God.

01:12:49She has a great body, doesn't she?

01:12:53You...

01:12:54You really want me to answer that?

01:12:55Yes.

01:12:56Do you think she has a good body?

01:13:01Maybe?

01:13:02I don't...

01:13:03This is stupid.

01:13:04How can you say that to me?

01:13:06All I said was maybe.

01:13:08Oh my God!

01:13:10She has a good figure and I'm a short-waisted freak!

01:13:15You are not a short-waisted freak.

01:13:19If you were innocent, you would just tell me what you did.

01:13:24The fact that you won't tell me what you did means you're guilty of something.

01:13:28We signed a contract for exactly this reason.

01:13:31You know what's weird?

01:13:33You haven't asked what Ginger and I did.

01:13:36Because it hasn't even occurred to you.

01:13:37Because you're so consumed by thoughts of Brad.

01:13:40What did you do?

01:13:42Tell me what you did.

01:13:50So what, I'm just...

01:13:51I'm just supposed to go around wondering what you did for the rest of my life?

01:13:55Yeah.

01:13:57Just like I'll always wonder what you did with that girl Jennifer from work.

01:14:00Oh, I knew you were gonna play that card.

01:14:02That happened eight years ago.

01:14:07Feels like yesterday.

01:14:08You can't.

01:14:09You can't.

01:14:10You can't.

01:14:11You can't try all you want.

01:14:12You're not going to.

01:14:13Oh.

01:14:14Let me love you.

01:14:15Let me love you.

01:14:16No.

01:14:17Let me love you.

01:14:19Okay, just give up.

01:14:20No.

01:14:21No.

01:14:22Just give up.

01:14:23And rewind.

01:14:26And rewind.

01:14:29I'm gonna read that scripty song.

01:14:34It's weird.

01:14:35There's so many people out there.

01:14:40But there's no one like you.

01:14:47Please give me another chance.

01:14:49I don't know if I can get over it.

01:14:53Tell me what to do to make this right.

01:14:56I'll do anything.

01:15:01You know, the obvious thing is that you get a free pass.

01:15:08You get to cheat on me.

01:15:09Once.

01:15:10Whenever you want.

01:15:14I would argue that that kid Brad counts for something.

01:15:16Because I know you had better sex with him than I did with the actress.

01:15:19Well, I'm sorry that you didn't fully enjoy yourself when you were cheating on me.

01:15:24I'm sorry.

01:15:45Tense up.

01:15:47What?

01:15:48Just tense your stomach muscles up.

01:15:49I don't know what you're saying.

01:15:50Go ahead, do it.

01:15:51I don't understand.

01:15:53Ow!

01:15:54Do I make you to the sequel?

01:15:57It's if you turn for a survival.

01:16:01Oh, we don't need it on my head again.

01:16:05And it's to change your heart.

01:16:09But it's a long way back.

01:16:13That's what you said.

01:16:15From this point forward, I won't bring up Brad.

01:16:17And you won't bring up Jennifer.

01:16:19Okay.

01:16:20Something's changed.

01:16:21What do you mean?

01:16:22I don't know.

01:16:23It's like you're not as invested.

01:16:24I'm invested.

01:16:25What are you doing?

01:16:26You always stay up and work.

01:16:27Not tonight.

01:16:28We gotta have sex.

01:16:29I gotta try to make you forget about that kid.

01:16:30Who shall remain nameless.

01:16:32I didn't get to do anything.

01:16:33Everybody got to do something except for me.

01:16:35I didn't get to do anything.

01:16:36Everybody got to do something except for me.

01:16:37I don't know.

01:16:38I'm not as invested.

01:16:39I'm invested.

01:16:41What are you doing?

01:16:42You always stay up and work.

01:16:43I'm invested.

01:16:44What are you doing?

01:16:45You always stay up and work.

01:16:46Not tonight.

01:16:47We gotta have sex.

01:16:48I gotta try to make you forget about that kid.

01:16:51Who shall remain nameless.

01:16:54I didn't get to do anything.

01:16:57Everybody got to do something except for me.

01:17:21Have a smile.

01:17:22No.

01:17:51Let's go.

01:18:21Prescriptions? For what?

01:18:39You name it. High blood pressure, reflux, hair loss, anxiety. The guy is falling apart.

01:18:44Price of success. He was under a lot of pressure.

01:18:48Yeah, maybe that's what we're in for when we get to where we want to be, huh?

01:18:51No, no. We'll be different. We'll handle it better.

01:18:54Am I right?

01:18:54Stay grounded. Keep our priorities straight.

01:18:57Right. Maybe the guy's just not good at handling stress.

01:19:00Yeah. We'll handle it better.

01:19:04I feel for him.

01:19:05Yeah?

01:19:05Mm-hmm.

01:19:07Mm-hmm.

01:19:09Okay, alright, I'll call you when I get there.

01:19:36Thanks, bye.

01:19:39Ginger told me to tell you thanks.

01:19:42For what?

01:19:43She said you were kind to her last night.

01:19:46Let's call Oliver.

01:19:53We can't screw up again.

01:19:59You can't.

01:20:01I won't.

01:20:02I'm not going to.

01:20:04We can't put him through that again.

01:20:07We will.

01:20:14The girls all think you're really attractive.

01:20:20They do?

01:20:22Well, what'd they say, exactly?

01:20:25That you have sex appeal.

01:20:29They think you're great.

01:20:31They love you.

01:20:35What's the matter?

01:20:37What's wrong?

01:20:38I'm sorry.

01:20:40I'm sorry.

01:20:41For what?

01:20:43It's just I know I can be short-tempered.

01:20:47I'm short-tempered and...

01:20:48Well, you get no sleep.

01:20:50You're walking around totally sleep-deprived.

01:20:53And here you're trying to write and mastermind everything.

01:20:56Where the kids are going to go to school and what's the best pediatrician for them to go to and whether or not they're going to get flu shots.

01:21:02You're an amazing mom.

01:21:04And I'm no help.

01:21:05I mean, I'm lame.

01:21:06I don't do anything compared to you.

01:21:11That's all I wanted to hear.

01:21:15Just the acknowledgement, you know?

01:21:17We should go out.

01:21:23Once a week.

01:21:25Just the two of us.

01:21:26I don't care what it costs.

01:21:27We have to do it.

01:21:29Okay.

01:21:33Do you remember what Antonio Banderas said?

01:21:36A relationship is like a fire.

01:21:42You have to throw wood on it to keep it going.

01:21:47See?

01:21:53I've been thinking about New York.

01:21:55Really?

01:21:57Yeah, for a writer, it's the best place to live.

01:22:00You know, you overhear the most interesting conversations that you would never hear here in L.A.

01:22:08I don't know. I know that Manhattan is crazy expensive.

01:22:13The air quality is terrible.

01:22:15Right, but what if deep down inside you believe that it's the only place to live?

01:22:21Is that what you think?

01:22:23Maybe.

01:22:26Me too.

01:22:28Let's go.

01:22:29I mean, I could easily leave, you know?

01:22:32I'm serious.

01:22:34I mean, I love our friends, but I could walk away.

01:22:37We can't move.

01:22:43Yeah.

01:22:45Not yet.

01:22:47I gotta be out here for meetings and stuff.

01:22:53Dave and Michelle are hosting the next dinner.

01:22:55Yeah.

01:22:58Should be fine.

01:23:00Yeah.

01:23:01Should be.

01:23:02Wha-

01:23:10A Harm

01:23:112

01:23:13It's always such a adventure.

01:23:15It's always such a shame.

01:23:17Oh, no, no.

01:23:19Come on, never lie, cause it's always the same, and it's always the same, and the days I'm waking up, I'm 16, I just wanna, I just wanna have so much fun.

01:23:48I just wanna have so much fun.

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