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Trey Knowles

In his hilarious stand-up set "The Republican Church," Trey Knowles tells Republican Evangelicals not to bother inviting him to their church—because, as he puts it, “Y’all don’t know Jesus.” With bold humor and sharp insight, he calls out the politics-over-faith culture in a performance that’s as thought-provoking as it is funny.

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00:00you ever go to bed in texas and go to a church in texas and everybody in that church votes

00:09republican everybody in that church revolts republican because they are members of the devil

00:16they are members of the devil and y'all like oh that's mean you shouldn't say those kind of things

00:22i know them by their fruits they claim that they know jesus they are liars because jesus tells us

00:31if they don't keep the commandments of god and they don't live in the spirit of god how can they

00:35know him they if they don't know the spirit of god how do i know they don't know the spirit of god

00:40they put a felon in a white house they put a felon in a white house who's a felon a pedophile

00:49and they talk about they know jesus no they don't know jesus so when you go to a republican church

00:58and everybody votes republican you need to run away you're talking about the synagogue of satan that

01:05is the synagogue of satan synagogue and satan knows his own kind so they vote for their kind in the

01:12white house in the white house what do you got a felon a pedophile

01:17so conservatives i know who you are you don't know jesus you a liar you can't fool me

01:27maxwell epstein's wife

01:34was in prison in florida and said they don't want the

01:41they don't want their tracks out they don't want to they don't want their their deeds out in public

01:47so they gave her a deal to shut her up

01:50so they moved her into to to a child detention center

01:57and she's probably the oldest woman there in a child detention center in texas

02:03with minimum security why would you do that for you pedophile you pedophile republicans

02:13why would you do that i know what i'm talking about

02:18so if you walk into a republican church in texas or a republican church in any other state

02:24i ain't talking about they know jesus they don't know jesus a person that knows jesus don't vote for

02:31felons and pedophiles

02:37because you see

02:40that's what they want they want the devil's ways they live by the devil's ways

02:46and they come in sheep's clothing but inwardly they're wolves

03:00they don't know god they're liars

03:06i know the devil when i see the devil that is the devil i know that he is not

03:11doesn't match doesn't match the spirit of jesus

03:16you come to me with all your bibles and stuff like that and you're gonna invite me to your

03:20conservative church

03:26no

03:29no y'all love criminals uh no

03:33they voted for barabbas no they're not into jesus they voted for barabbas

03:40man this guy's worse than barabbas

03:42can't trust a republican

03:47donald trump they love donald trump

03:52man you go to texas man they love donald trump

03:55they love some republicans they love barabbas over jesus they love barabbas over jesus they love

04:04donald trump

04:08and you know them by their works

04:12and you know them by their spirit

04:16so when you win jesus you have the same spirit of jesus

04:19these people have the same spirit of donald trump

04:23they have the same spirit as donald trump

04:27they help donald trump cover up his stuff too look at the f steen's wife

04:35maxwell she she she was in uh uh uh uh uh in a prison in florida

04:42she was in a high security prison in florida now they moved her into a child detention center in texas

04:49so she won't snitch on trump these are pedophiles

04:58but you want me to go to a republican church or a conservative church with some evangelicals that vote

05:07and they think they know jesus

05:08no they know the devil and they love the devil's ways but they don't know jesus they don't even know the character of jesus

05:20if jesus was was running for president right now right and his name wasn't jesus right

05:27his name was yahshua right so you have yahshua and you have donald trump they'll pick donald trump over jesus

05:35how do i know

05:38because they don't want a black man in office

05:41fox sport fox news will be be saying all types of stuff about jesus

05:47they did it to barack obama talking about barack obama is not born in the united states

05:53he's the 12th emerald what do you think they're gonna say about jesus if jesus was running for president

05:57as a black man but his name wasn't jesus his name was yahshua

06:01yahshua going against donald trump i'm telling these republicans are the devil

06:09and they talking about they know jesus they don't know jesus

06:13they know barabbas they know barabbas

06:18all they know is the right to carry that's their god right there right to carry that's their god

06:24a bunch of pedophiles

06:30it would surprise me it wouldn't surprise me if the united states double diplomats was molesting

06:37children in gaza it would not surprise me if you came out and you find out that the

06:42diplomats of united states were molesting children in gaza that wouldn't surprise me

06:47and then and they went and they went and they all probably got their job from donald trump

06:58donald trump put those child molesters in this they put those child molesters in there in the white

07:03house

07:04so it wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me if if israel's netanyahu was blackmailing donald trump

07:17you let me do what i want i'm gonna tell the whole world you're messing with little girls

07:23it wouldn't surprise me your diplomats are messing with little girls

07:26that would not surprise me i'm not saying this is going on i'm saying if it if this did happen it

07:34wouldn't surprise me all right i'm not saying this is going on you know i'm not saying that this is

07:40going on but it would not surprise me if it was going on but what i do know is republicans don't know jesus

07:47so if you go to republican church and they said they know jesus i'll be like how could you how could you

08:01i know who you are by who you vote for she don't know no jesus man

08:08i can't trust a republican y'all need to stop voting

08:12i've been voting for since since i've been voting for a long time

08:19ain't nothing working vote for jesus and live in god

08:25when you're living in god you understand you're living in his kingdom you're voting for his kingdom

08:34you guys gonna learn god's gonna learn you're gonna learn don't look at me i don't even vote

08:41never voted in my life never voted for any president in my life never voted

08:49i'm an alien i just live here i'm waiting for jesus to come get me i'm an alien i don't get involved

08:55with you guys you fake republican republicans they love to carry weapons you see them

09:07gathering around gathering around collecting immigrants and they talk about they know jesus you

09:14are liar you are murderer and you are the children of the devil that's how i think about republicans

09:22they are liars they're murderers and they're children of the devil you know them by their ways

09:28don't allow fox news and cbn pray for you pray for them because you are liar you are murderer and you

09:41are the children of the devil cbn fox news channel that's how i'm gonna pray i'm gonna pray for you because

09:48you don't know jesus

09:53well you do know donald trump

09:58you do know barabbas

10:01but you don't know jesus

10:04you don't know jesus don't mess with me

10:07don't mess with me

10:15you don't know who you're playing with republicans

10:22pray

10:24for you

10:26fox news talking about pray for you i'm gonna pray for you but you don't pray for me

10:31don't pray for me i don't need no devil to pray for me i'm gonna pray for you

10:36so you know jesus actually know jesus and those who love jesus

10:42keep his commands and live in his spirit

10:46so don't be fooled by fox news channel and cbn when they talk about jesus they don't know who jesus is

10:54don't go to a conservative church talking about they republicans inside the church

10:57who votes for felons

11:04child molesters and pedophiles

11:12think about it think about it

11:14you liar you murderer

11:22children of the devil

11:26i said it security team is telling me to stay on stage

11:31because the republicans are upset they have been exposed because i call them the children of the devil

11:39so now they're calling me king

11:43and you're like why are they calling me king

11:45because they don't know that is the definition of nigger in epiopia

11:51so i love it

11:53i love it

11:55keep calling me king i love it

11:58i love it

11:59i told you

12:01don't mess with me

12:02i ain't the one to be played with

12:06i'll make your your wife divorce you

12:10and expose you

12:12because you know you don't spend time with your wife

12:15you working all day long trying to figure out

12:19how to destroy me

12:22how to get rid of me

12:25you at work all day long trying to figure out how to do some wicked to some people

12:30you don't want to mess with me

12:35you don't want to mess with me

12:38i'll torment i'll torment your wicked conscious

12:41i will torment your wicked conscious

12:44until you commit suicide

12:46you don't want to mess with me

12:48your own conscious i'll make your own conscious

12:51torment you

12:54i know the power i have i'm not marco mex i'm not martin luther king

12:59i'm not ferricon

13:02i know who i am and i'm not to be played with

13:06i know my power

13:08so republicans

13:13you can sue me

13:15suing me

13:17i don't have no money

13:19you can sue me i don't do nothing for money

13:23you gonna get a gag order

13:24in fact

13:27this comedy special is not for money

13:30so anybody who watches comedy special you can share it

13:36with all your friends

13:38you can download it

13:41re-upload it

13:43you can do whatever you want with this comedy special

13:47you have my permission

13:48so president trump

13:53i don't care about your gag order

13:55i don't care about your lawsuit

13:58if you're a pedophile you're a pedophile

14:01the truth is going to come out

14:04suing me

14:06is like

14:07you don't know who you're playing with suing me

14:10it's like suing your salvation

14:12suing me is like suing your salvation

14:15if you're thinking about

14:18what type of weakness you want to do to trey knows

14:22i'm not the one to be played with

14:24i told you

14:25i am not michael mex

14:27i am not one with the king

14:29i'm trey knows and i'm a child of god and i know who i am

14:33and i know what type of power i have

14:37republicans

14:38i know who you are

14:47you're a murderer

14:48you're a liar

14:50you're the child of the devil

14:52someone you know jesus you don't know jesus

14:56in fact do jesus even know you

14:58you're wicked

15:00i ain't the one to be played with

15:02so do what you do

15:08do what you do

15:11keep calling me king

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