Ex-YouTube Poop - D.W. Loses Her Voice and Her Ears! - video Dailymotion

Sandlot1992

The original version of one of Zak Wolf's best YTPs.  I prefer the redubbed one with Mark Rendall better!

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00:00So then she said...

00:05D.W.?

00:06What's the matter with your voice?

00:08I don't know.

00:21Okay, so what's the matter with D.W.? Is she sick?

00:25She's definitely lost her voice.

00:30Yes!

00:32Did I hear that correctly?

00:34She's lost her voice?

00:36Hoo-wee!

00:40No more.

00:41I don't like that show. It's scary.

00:44I want to watch only.

00:50What a great dream.

00:52Arthur!

00:54Shh!

00:55Oh no! Did she get her voice back?

01:05You can't talk! You can't talk!

01:07Arthur, be nice.

01:09Yes, Mom.

01:15Yes!

01:16It was the most peaceful morning of my life.

01:18For the first time, I could actually hear my cum.

01:21Just think how great my life will be if D.W. can't talk!

01:25I love you.

01:26I love you.

01:27You love me.

01:28When gladiators die.

01:29Cool!

01:30You don't mind if I switch, do you?

01:31Thanks, D.W.

01:32I love you.

01:33I love you.

01:34You love me.

01:35When gladiators die.

01:36Cool!

01:37You don't mind if I switch, do you?

01:38I love you.

01:39I love you.

01:40I love you.

01:41Thanks, D.W.

01:42They rule the earth with rippling packs and righteous abs.

01:45It's man versus peace.

01:47Coming up next on gladiators smackdown.

01:51You are mean, Arthur Reed.

01:53M-E-E-N mean.

01:55I just want some peace and quiet for a few measly days.

01:59It could be years, even.

02:01Really?

02:05It's still quiet.

02:06Man, oh man, this is gonna be-

02:08Ah!

02:09Arthur!

02:10D.W. has laryngitis and she's gonna have to stay in bed for a while.

02:13Listen, I have a lot of work right now, so I'm gonna need your help.

02:17Sure, Mom.

02:18You can count on me.

02:27Sorry, D.W.

02:28I didn't hear you.

02:30The end.

02:31Bleck!

02:32That is the last book I am ever going to read to you.

02:42Stop that!

02:43You're creeping me out!

02:44I really do need your help this week.

02:46And poor D.W.

02:47She's so sick and tired.

02:49Here is that ice cream.

02:50I really had something.

02:51I'm the prisoner of a really bad mind.

02:54Thank you for coming to my party.

03:01But how come there are five of you and only four gifts?

03:04Who's to hold out?

03:06No cake until I get that present.

03:08No cake.

03:09No lemonade.

03:10Hey!

03:11It's not me!

03:12It's her!

03:13Hey!

03:14No way!

03:15She can't be that ba-

03:17What if she never gets better?

03:19And I have to spend my whole life speaking for D.W.

03:22That's what you get for being mean, Arthur.

03:26Aww.

03:27I guess I shouldn't have been so happy when she lost her voice.

03:32I told you not to get sick.

03:34Now you have to go to the hospital and get 600 sticks.

03:36Fuck!

03:37And you don't even have any arms, so I can't hold your hand.

03:40You're all better.

03:41I'm free!

03:42Free!

03:43Free!

03:44Free!

03:45Mom!

03:46D.W.'s faking!

03:47I heard her talk!

03:49She was talking to her doll and I heard her!

03:52She's faking!

03:54Why would she do that?

03:56Because she likes being sick.

03:59She gets whatever she wants and I have to be your slave.

04:03No.

04:04Hmm.

04:05Hmm.

04:13This will prove she's talking.

04:15Barty is a dinosaur.

04:17Hi, mate!

04:18This movie is called D.W. the Bitch.

04:25I'm just about to enter her room and catch her in the act.

04:28One.

04:30Two.

04:31Three!

04:32Ah-ha!

04:33Ha! Wait a minute. Where is she?

04:40Aww.

04:42She knows I know. So now she's being really careful, and I'll never catch her.

04:47I told you, Arthur. That's what you get for being...

04:49Quit it, Francine. It's not like you've never been mean.

04:54I'm Miss President. I have one question.

04:57Would you like a potato chip? I'd check for green ones.

05:03Without lights, you'd have to shop in the dark.

05:06I guess you already do.

05:08I'm going to rape you!

05:11You're a pest, Brain. A real pest.

05:14Hey, Mrs. Reed. You gave me warm soda. Thanks a lot.

05:19I won't say anything about you watching Teletubbies every day.

05:22You don't understand. It's not what you think.

05:25Don't you know anything?

05:27Yes, but...

05:28Are you trying to ruin this play? No air holes.

05:31Okay.

05:32Oh, nice going, bitch.

05:38It's Mrs. Zip-Zip-Zip.

05:40Oh, come on. You can't remember being mean.

05:45I'm trying.

05:49Hello?

05:51This is weird. I'm talking to a bell.

05:54Aww.

05:55What do you want?

05:57No.

05:58No. I told you already. I'm not playing Slapjack anymore.

06:03Okay. I'll play Slapjack.

06:04But only one game.

06:06Bye.

06:08You understood that?

06:10This calls for something drastic.

06:13Give me that phone.

06:14Thanks, guys.

06:18It's great when you can count on your friends.

06:20Don't be getting all mushy, Arthur.

06:22I just didn't want you to completely lose your mind.

06:24You're mean.

06:25Okay.

06:26From now on,

06:27not one single sound.

06:30What if I need to cough?

06:32No coughing!

06:36You're mean.

06:38What are you waiting?

06:39Mom!

07:05Mom!

07:06I've gone dead!

07:07I've lost my ears!

07:09I mean...

07:12We caught you!

07:13See, Mom?

07:14D.W.'s voice is perfect!

07:16I do see.

07:18What a miraculous recovery, young lady.

07:22Arthur learned a lesson, too.

07:24From now on, he'll listen to me.

07:27That was the best thing ever!

07:30Hi, boys!

07:31Hi, computer!

07:32I'm sorry.

07:33I'm sorry.

07:34I'm sorry.

07:35I'm sorry.

07:36I'm sorry.

07:37I'm sorry.

07:38I'm sorry.

07:39I'm sorry.

Ex-YouTube Poop - D.W. Loses Her Voice and Her Ears!

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