It is my Pleasure to present to you an almost forgotten gem that many of us children, including my sister and I, didn't grow up in the 90s. This is Muppet Classic Theater!
The Muppets present Six ever so original, ever so funny spoofs of Classic Fairy Tales and Favorite Fables! Original show-stopping, toe-tapping tunes add just the right note to each timeless tale. Leave it to the Muppets to tickle these tales into hysterically charming stories everyone in your family will love!
Stories:
- The Three Little Pigs
- King Midas
- the Boy who Cried Wolf
- Rumplestiltskin
- The Emperor's New Clothes
- The Elves and the Shoemaker
Songs:
- Show Some Respect
- The Midas Touch
- Who Do You Think You're Fooling?
- Gotta Get That Name
- Nothing's Too Good for You
- Blue Suede Shoes
The Muppets present Six ever so original, ever so funny spoofs of Classic Fairy Tales and Favorite Fables! Original show-stopping, toe-tapping tunes add just the right note to each timeless tale. Leave it to the Muppets to tickle these tales into hysterically charming stories everyone in your family will love!
Stories:
- The Three Little Pigs
- King Midas
- the Boy who Cried Wolf
- Rumplestiltskin
- The Emperor's New Clothes
- The Elves and the Shoemaker
Songs:
- Show Some Respect
- The Midas Touch
- Who Do You Think You're Fooling?
- Gotta Get That Name
- Nothing's Too Good for You
- Blue Suede Shoes
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00:00:31Now available on videocassette,
00:00:34Walt Disney Pictures presents a Jim Henson production of a classic Christmas tale.
00:00:39I'm back.
00:00:40He's the world's greediest man.
00:00:42It's Ebeneezer Scrooge.
00:00:44Until the magical night he meets someone extraordinary.
00:00:48Hello.
00:00:49Yippee!
00:00:51The Muppet Christmas Carol.
00:00:53I'll drink to Mr. Scrooge, even though he is stingy and badly dressed.
00:00:58I'm back.
00:01:00There goes Mr. Humpbuck.
00:01:02There goes Mr. Grimm.
00:01:04Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
00:01:08If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.
00:01:12Yes, Mr. Cratchit.
00:01:13If you please, Mr. Scrooge.
00:01:15The bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
00:01:18Our assets are frozen.
00:01:20How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
00:01:24This is my island in the sun.
00:01:29It's Charles Dickens' classic tale, as only the Muppets can tell it.
00:01:34It's good to be heckling again.
00:01:36It's good to be doing anything again.
00:01:38Stuffed with holiday warmth and cheer.
00:01:41Tis the season to be jolly and joyous.
00:01:44This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish with someone you love.
00:01:50Thank you for making me a part of this.
00:01:54Now available on videocassette.
00:01:56It's the Muppet Christmas Carol.
00:01:59God bless us, everyone.
00:02:02Whatever.
00:02:08Now available from Jim Henson Video.
00:02:11Hollywood, the pot of gold at the rainbow's end.
00:02:16Hey, we're all going to Hollywood. You wanna come with us?
00:02:19Hollywood?
00:02:20It's time to grab your pack, stick out your thumb, and hitch a ride for the adventure of your life.
00:02:26Hey, wait for me!
00:02:28It's Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.
00:02:30We're moving right along.
00:02:32Footloose and fancy free.
00:02:35You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
00:02:39It's a story of the open road, where hopeful hitchhikers come under car load.
00:02:43Want a lift?
00:02:44Want a lift?
00:02:45No, thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
00:02:51There's Fozzie at the wheel.
00:02:52A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.
00:02:56Kermit guiding the way.
00:02:57Turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
00:02:59Fork in the road. I don't believe that.
00:03:02And a roadside distraction named Miss Piggy.
00:03:04Wow.
00:03:05Hogging the spotlight.
00:03:07I can't stop.
00:03:10Now it's all aboard.
00:03:12Everybody, on to Hollywood.
00:03:14As the Muppets hit the jackpot.
00:03:17Prepare the standard rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and company.
00:03:22And Hollywood stars get into the act.
00:03:25Milton Berle, Richard Pryor, Bob Hope, Steve Martin and others.
00:03:29Would you taste it for us, please?
00:03:34Excellent choice.
00:03:35And now, Hollywood will never be the same.
00:03:38Stand by. Here we go.
00:03:42Now you can own the Muppet Movie on videocassette.
00:03:48We interrupt this videotape to bring you a Muppet News Flash.
00:03:51This is Gonzo the Great reporting from Hollywood on the biggest album to ever happen to the recording industry.
00:03:58Kermit Unpigged.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait. Unpigged?
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:03But no, that is not possible.
00:04:05Why?
00:04:06What is the star of the album?
00:04:07Oh, yes, but not the only star.
00:04:10That's right, Gonzo.
00:04:12Miss Piggy's not the only star.
00:04:14Kermit Unpigged features George Benson,
00:04:18Jimmy Buffett,
00:04:19Vince Gill,
00:04:20Don Henley,
00:04:21Ozzy Osbourne,
00:04:23Linda Ronstadt
00:04:24and, of course, Kermit the Frog.
00:04:27All of your favorite recording artists and all of your favorite Muppets
00:04:31have joined together to bring you the most undeniable, uncontrollable,
00:04:38unforgettable Unpigged album of the year.
00:04:42Kermit Unpigged.
00:04:44Kermit Unpigged.
00:04:45The greatest album ever made in the history of the recording industry.
00:04:49And that is no exaggeration.
00:04:51Now, about Unpigged.
00:04:52If he was the star, why call it Unpigged?
00:04:56Kermit Unpigged.
00:04:57Coming to stores everywhere this fall.
00:05:08And now, our feature presentation.
00:05:12Unpigged.
00:05:36Welcome to Muppet Classic Theater.
00:05:38Six timeless tales told as never before.
00:05:41Let's go to the music.
00:05:50Hello, I am Gonzo the Great.
00:05:53And I am Rizzle the Rat.
00:05:55Welcome to the Muppet Theater.
00:05:57Tonight, we bring you fables of old.
00:06:01Old what?
00:06:02Old, just old stories.
00:06:04What, we couldn't afford new?
00:06:06No, I mean, yes.
00:06:07Listen, these are old stories everybody knows and loves.
00:06:10I don't know, seems like a scam.
00:06:12I mean, you buy a new tape and you get old stories everybody's already heard?
00:06:15Oh, will you be quiet?
00:06:16Our first story is that great old classic, The Three Little Pigs.
00:06:21Come on in.
00:06:34Come on.
00:06:36Excuse me.
00:06:39Hit the wall!
00:06:40Come on!
00:07:04Once upon a time, in a lovely little cottage,
00:07:06there lived Andy Pig and Randy Pig,
00:07:08and their sister, Sandy Pig.
00:07:10Oh, you mean the Three Little Pigs.
00:07:12Precisely.
00:07:13The Three Little Pigs lived with their father, Papa Pig.
00:07:16But that was soon to change.
00:07:20Andy! Randy! Stop that!
00:07:22Yes, sir.
00:07:23Now, today's the day you boys go out in the world
00:07:26and build homes of your own.
00:07:30All by ourselves?
00:07:32Out among the woods?
00:07:34Now, now, you have nothing to fear.
00:07:37You are strong, smart boys who can take care of yourselves.
00:07:41We know that, Daddy.
00:07:43But what about our sister, Sandy?
00:07:46Yes, she is just a girl.
00:07:49That's true.
00:07:50So you two boys must take care of her.
00:07:53That's Sandy, the Third Little Pig.
00:07:55You call that a little pig?
00:07:57I heard that, buster.
00:07:59Sandy, dear, you must get ready to go.
00:08:02Oh, Papa, I am ready.
00:08:04But first, I want to show you some drawings.
00:08:07You see here, Papa,
00:08:08these are moi's plans for a state-of-the-art brick house
00:08:12incorporating high-tech security systems there, you see,
00:08:15designed to keep away all predators, especially wolves.
00:08:20Well, isn't that cute?
00:08:23It's a picture of a house.
00:08:26Well, don't you worry, darling daughter.
00:08:28Your brothers will take care of you.
00:08:30Yeah, we'll take care of you, Sandy.
00:08:32Sandy, we will.
00:08:35And so the three little pigs went out in the world
00:08:38and built homes of their own.
00:08:40Andy's home was built of straw.
00:08:42Randy's home was built of sticks.
00:08:44And Sandy's home was a state-of-the-art brick house
00:08:47incorporating high-tech security systems.
00:08:49All right, they got it already.
00:08:51Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys!
00:08:53Your house of straw over there and this house of sticks,
00:08:57they will not keep you safe when the wolf comes to call.
00:09:01Ha! We have nothing to fear.
00:09:03No, for we are strong, smart boys
00:09:06who can take care of ourselves.
00:09:13I cannot believe those are moi's brothers.
00:09:17That very night, as the three little pigs slept
00:09:20each in their very own home,
00:09:22the wolf came to call.
00:09:25Oh, how quaint a house of straw.
00:09:34Hello?
00:09:35Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
00:09:40Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
00:09:43Then I'll yowl and I'll howl and I'll soil your towel.
00:09:49No, that's not right.
00:09:55Oh, yeah, this is better, yeah.
00:09:59Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.
00:10:18Oh, it's the wolf!
00:10:19Randy, Randy, Randy!
00:10:21Boo!
00:10:22It's the wolf, Randy, it's the wolf, it's the wolf!
00:10:24Randy, come again, come again!
00:10:28Ah, a house of sticks.
00:10:31Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
00:10:35Not by the hair on our chinny chin chin.
00:10:39Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.
00:10:52It is a wolf.
00:10:53I told you.
00:11:00Things in a blanket? Why, thank you, I believe I will.
00:11:07Sandy, please help us.
00:11:08Sandy, please let us in.
00:11:12Can't a girl get a decent night's rest?
00:11:16What the?
00:11:19Whoa, a brick house.
00:11:22Oh, yeah? Well, you're no junior petite yourself.
00:11:32Oh, Sandy, dear sister.
00:11:34Please, save us from the wolf.
00:11:37Oh, from the wolf? I couldn't. I am just a girl.
00:11:42No, no, no, no, no, no. You're just as strong and smart as we are.
00:11:46Stronger.
00:11:47Smarter.
00:11:48Yeah, much smarter.
00:11:49No comparison.
00:11:50We are just numbskulls.
00:11:52Nitwits.
00:11:53Chocolates.
00:11:56All right, all right, all right, enough. You can stay, but on one condition.
00:12:00What is that, Sandy?
00:12:02If you want me to listen when you talk, there's one little thing you better recollect.
00:12:10And if you want me to open when you knock, brothers, you better show me some respect.
00:12:20Show her some respect.
00:12:21Not just because I'm pretty.
00:12:23Show her some respect.
00:12:25Not just because I'm cute and witty.
00:12:27Show her some respect.
00:12:28And then you'll find there's so much more.
00:12:31Show me some respect.
00:12:32And then she'll open up the door.
00:12:35Uh-huh.
00:12:37Now, if you want some wimpy, sordid, simple-minded dingbat.
00:12:41You can talk about the dimples on her chin.
00:12:45But if you want a girl who's going to be your friend forever.
00:12:49You better show her that you know where it begins.
00:12:52Oh, you can talk about my brains and you can talk about my beauty.
00:12:56You can talk about my punctuitude and pride.
00:13:01But if you want to hear the sound the door makes as it opens,
00:13:05you better show you know the moi that lives inside.
00:13:09If you want her to open when you knock, brothers, you better show me some respect.
00:13:18Show her some respect.
00:13:19Not just because I'm rich and famous.
00:13:22Show her some respect.
00:13:23Come on, don't you be all ignoramus.
00:13:27You're going to find there's more and more.
00:13:29Show her some respect.
00:13:30And then I'll open up the door.
00:13:33Show her some respect.
00:13:34Not just because I'm pretty.
00:13:37Show her some respect.
00:13:38Not just because I'm cute and witty.
00:13:42You're going to find there's so much more.
00:13:45Show her some respect.
00:13:46And then I'll open up.
00:13:48Open up.
00:13:50Open up the door.
00:13:52The very next morning, by dawn's early light, the wolf came calling again.
00:13:57Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
00:14:03Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
00:14:09Ahem.
00:14:10You're supposed to say, not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
00:14:15Are you suggesting that I have facial hair, furball?
00:14:19Are you suggesting that I have facial hair, furball?
00:14:22No, I only meant...
00:14:28All right.
00:14:29Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the house down.
00:14:35There we go.
00:14:47There's got to be a better way.
00:14:52We showed him.
00:14:54Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:14:56There's someone at the door.
00:14:58Sorry, Sandy.
00:15:01Ah, Pizza Man.
00:15:03Oh, look.
00:15:04It says extra cheese, onions, anchovies, mushrooms, bell peppers, and chocolate kisses.
00:15:11One's favorite.
00:15:16Despite these setbacks, that wolf did not give up.
00:15:20In fact, he devised his most dishonest and despicable plan.
00:15:26You are too kind.
00:15:29Ho, ho, ho.
00:15:31It is I, Santa Claus, with presents for three good little pigs.
00:15:36Ho, ho, ho.
00:15:38Oh, Santa's coming.
00:15:40Hooray.
00:15:41Hooray.
00:15:42Ho, ho, ho.
00:15:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:45Think.
00:15:46Christmas is in December.
00:15:48Uh-huh.
00:15:49And this is the middle of summer.
00:15:53He's early.
00:15:55He's early.
00:15:56He's early.
00:15:57Oh, hey, Santa's early.
00:15:58They couldn't be moi's brothers.
00:16:00Summer.
00:16:01Summer.
00:16:02Christmas is summer.
00:16:04Oh, boy.
00:16:05Oh, boy.
00:16:06Oh, boy.
00:16:07A girl's got to do everything around here.
00:16:17Three, two, one.
00:16:20Uh-oh.
00:16:21Blast off.
00:16:24Ah.
00:16:27I hate it when this happens.
00:16:30Ah.
00:16:37Where's Santa going?
00:16:39Will he be coming back?
00:16:42Definitely not moi's brothers.
00:16:54Well, as you can see, the three little pigs lived happily ever after.
00:16:59The end.
00:17:01Say, I wonder where Rizzo went.
00:17:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:17:05Want some popcorn?
00:17:06Yuck.
00:17:07I don't want popcorn a rat's been sitting in.
00:17:10Well, hoity-toity.
00:17:12Besides, it is not polite to eat in front of all these people.
00:17:16Well, excuse me.
00:17:17I just happen to love popcorn.
00:17:18I can't get enough.
00:17:20Well, you know, Rizzo, too much of anything is not good for you.
00:17:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:17:25Well, I'm glad you asked, because that's what our next story is about.
00:17:29By the way, could you tell this one, I am the star?
00:17:33Oh, well, excuse me, Mr. Brando.
00:17:37Our next story, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of King Midas.
00:17:41Now, once upon a time, long, long ago,
00:17:44King and Queen Midas ruled over a kingdom that was never at peace
00:17:48and always a little short of cash.
00:17:51I wish we had peace in the world.
00:17:54I wish we had more money.
00:17:56Alas, their kingdom remained poor and in turmoil.
00:18:00But then, one fine day, King Midas was strolling in his garden
00:18:04when he spied a sleeping satyr.
00:18:07Excuse me.
00:18:09Oh, Ma, five more minutes, I promise.
00:18:12Ma, you're all green.
00:18:14I'm not your mother, I am King Midas, ruler of this kingdom.
00:18:18Who or what are you?
00:18:20I am a satyr, half man and half goat.
00:18:24Well, listen, Mr. Satyr, you seem to be sleeping on my royal roses.
00:18:28That is an offense that is punishable by death.
00:18:31Guard!
00:18:32Death? Wait a minute, you've got to be kidding.
00:18:34Death for sleeping on roses?
00:18:36Gee, I'd hate to see what you guys do to litterers.
00:18:38Well, perhaps the punishment is a bit harsh.
00:18:41Harsh? I'll say.
00:18:42Hey, wait a minute, let's make a deal.
00:18:44Supposing you don't kill me and I grant you a wish.
00:18:48A wish?
00:18:49A wish. Any wish you desire. Come on, what do you say?
00:18:52I wish that we had peace in the world.
00:18:53Money!
00:18:54Money?
00:18:55Money.
00:18:56King Midas wishes for money.
00:18:58I do not.
00:18:59Okay, what kind of money do you want exactly?
00:19:02We've got dollars, drachmas, francs, rubles, pounds, baubles, trifles, gold, gems.
00:19:07Gold, gold, gold, gold.
00:19:08Very good.
00:19:09Gold, gold.
00:19:10You've got gold braid, gold shoes, goldilocks.
00:19:12No, wait, that's another story.
00:19:14And then there's golden rod, golden touch, golden number of hills.
00:19:17Wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back.
00:19:19Goldilocks?
00:19:20No, no, the other one, the other one.
00:19:21Golden touch.
00:19:22Yes!
00:19:23Excellent choice, excellent.
00:19:24But Queen Midas, I really wanted to wish for peace in the world.
00:19:27My dear, my dear, this is a chance to make this kingdom rich beyond our wildest dreams.
00:19:32But there are some things that are more important than gold.
00:19:36I think your crown's on a little too tight.
00:19:38Can we speed this up?
00:19:39I left the bath water running.
00:19:40We'll take the golden touch.
00:19:42You got it.
00:19:43Okay, just call me if you need anything at all.
00:19:48Okay, where's the ripple dissolve?
00:19:50Where's the special effect?
00:19:51How does this golden touch thing work?
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:54Look, look, I touched this rose and it turned to gold.
00:19:57It's ruined.
00:19:58Ruined?
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:00Mighty, don't be foolish, my love.
00:20:02We're rich, mighty, we're rich.
00:20:04Everything you touch will turn to gold.
00:20:07Ah!
00:20:09My hat, my hat!
00:20:12Oh look, he's changed my hat into gold!
00:20:17Look!
00:20:19Oh, King, my pot, please.
00:20:25Oh, my pot!
00:20:26Look at my pot!
00:20:33All this gold can't buy.
00:20:37All the blue and green sky.
00:20:41What's more peaceful than green?
00:20:45If you know what I mean.
00:20:47Mighty!
00:20:48Hmm?
00:20:49Don't you know we've got the Midas touch?
00:20:52That golden glimmer at the slightest touch.
00:20:55It shines and shimmers, never more to be poor and needy.
00:21:00We're not greedy.
00:21:02No, we're easy.
00:21:04We're the Midas touch.
00:21:06Our little people will take pride in such.
00:21:09The golden steeple filled with razzle dazzle.
00:21:12And pure pizzazzle.
00:21:14Of the mighty magic Midas touch.
00:21:18Hmm.
00:21:20Yeah, but our friends all around us.
00:21:23Oh, come on.
00:21:24Are more precious than gold.
00:21:26Listen, Buster, don't you love the polish and the bluster of the Midas touch?
00:21:31No, wait.
00:21:32There's nothing finer than the Midas touch.
00:21:34Oh, please.
00:21:35Don't be a whiner.
00:21:36But gold is so cold and chilly.
00:21:39Don't be silly.
00:21:41Kill that lily.
00:21:42The Midas touch.
00:21:44Can't stop it when the world is in your clutch.
00:21:47And don't you drop it.
00:21:49Take these lousy millions.
00:21:51And make bazillions with the mighty magic Midas touch.
00:21:54Sis, poom, pow.
00:21:55Pula, pula, pula.
00:21:57Midas extra.
00:21:59Pula, pula, pula.
00:22:00Sis, poom, pow.
00:22:02Pula, pula, pula.
00:22:04Midas, Midas.
00:22:06We've got the Midas touch.
00:22:09Yes, I will.
00:22:10And you can never, ever trust too much.
00:22:13Yes.
00:22:14We'll be together.
00:22:15You with your golden robe.
00:22:17Me with my golden glove.
00:22:20Thank you, international press.
00:22:22With the marvelous, miraculous, magnificent, mighty and magical
00:22:28Midas touch.
00:22:36My Bessie wants to be a real golden cow.
00:22:41I do not do cows.
00:22:43All right, everybody out.
00:22:44Everybody out.
00:22:45That's enough.
00:22:46The king's fingers are tired.
00:22:47That's it.
00:22:48Everybody out.
00:22:49That's it.
00:22:50That's it.
00:22:51No cows.
00:22:52OK, I'll come back.
00:22:53Oh, there, there, darling.
00:22:55You must keep up your strength.
00:22:57Eat something.
00:22:58All right.
00:22:59Come along.
00:23:03Now settle down, dear, please.
00:23:05And have some fruit.
00:23:08Ah!
00:23:09I can't take this.
00:23:10Ah!
00:23:11Oh!
00:23:12Oh, no!
00:23:13Mighty!
00:23:14Oh, my king has turned to gold.
00:23:16Oh, oh, mighty, are you in there?
00:23:18Can you hear me?
00:23:19Hello?
00:23:20Ah!
00:23:24Oops.
00:23:25Yes, the king had turned to gold.
00:23:28Now Queen Midas had all the gold she wanted
00:23:31and a big, big problem.
00:23:34What are you staring at?
00:23:35Dance, dance, dance!
00:23:37Ah!
00:23:38Ah!
00:23:39How's your day, dear?
00:23:40Ah!
00:23:41Oh, really, you don't say.
00:23:42Ah!
00:23:43Ah!
00:23:44Ah!
00:23:45Ah!
00:23:46Ah!
00:23:47Ah!
00:23:48Ah!
00:23:49Ah!
00:23:50Ah!
00:23:51Ah!
00:23:52Ah!
00:23:53Ah!
00:23:54Ah!
00:23:55Ah!
00:23:56Ah!
00:23:57Ah!
00:23:58Ah!
00:23:59He's got such a lovely golden tan.
00:24:02I hear he uses a sun lamp.
00:24:04Ah!
00:24:05Ah!
00:24:06Ah!
00:24:07Ah!
00:24:08As a statue made of gold,
00:24:09King Midas just wasn't the same fun-loving monarch.
00:24:12So the queen sought help from her royal advisors.
00:24:15Help!
00:24:16Help!
00:24:17Help!
00:24:18First came the royal doctor.
00:24:20Doctor, doctor,
00:24:21Doctor, do you think you can turn the king back to normal?
00:24:24No, but this should keep him from tarnishing.
00:24:28Help!
00:24:30Then came the royal jeweler.
00:24:33Nice workmanship.
00:24:35I'll give you $3.50 for the whole frog.
00:24:39Help!
00:24:41And finally, the royal jester.
00:24:44Okay, here's a riddle for you.
00:24:46What's King Midas's favorite vegetable?
00:24:5024 carats!
00:24:51Get it?
00:24:5224 carat gold!
00:24:53Ah!
00:24:54Ah!
00:24:55Ah!
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:59Queen Midas had lost all hope.
00:25:01She realized there was only one more thing left to do.
00:25:04Ah!
00:25:05Where is that satyr?
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:08Ah!
00:25:09Hey, you satyr!
00:25:10Ah!
00:25:11Ah!
00:25:12Where are you, satyr?
00:25:13Ah!
00:25:14Ah!
00:25:15Hey, good boy!
00:25:16What is it?
00:25:17Ah!
00:25:18I was about to bathe.
00:25:19Thank goodness.
00:25:21Hey, look at him.
00:25:23I get sentenced to death for bending a few rose petals, but oh, the king.
00:25:27He lounges in flower beds.
00:25:29You see, that's what's wrong with a monarch.
00:25:32Knock it off!
00:25:33Look, this golden touch thing just isn't working.
00:25:37What seems to be the matter?
00:25:39What's the matter?
00:25:41The king has turned himself to gold!
00:25:43Oh, I can see where that might be a problem.
00:25:46I won't do anything to bring back my king.
00:25:48Oh, please, please, please, please, help me, help me.
00:25:50Please, please, no groveling.
00:25:52I can bring back the king.
00:25:54If, and you're going to love this part, if you will...
00:26:02You are joking.
00:26:03Nope.
00:26:04Either that or you've got yourself a world-class paperweight.
00:26:07All right, all right.
00:26:09Here goes.
00:26:10I do not want any gold.
00:26:13Oh, come on now.
00:26:14You've really got to mean it.
00:26:15All right, all right.
00:26:16I do not want any gold.
00:26:17Love and friendship are more important than all the gold in the world.
00:26:26Oh, my queen.
00:26:27Satyr, look.
00:26:29I am rid of that accursed golden touch.
00:26:31Almighty!
00:26:32Oh, queen.
00:26:33Listen, I'll tell you what.
00:26:34You two have been such good sports.
00:26:36I'm going to give you one wish for free.
00:26:38Oh, Satyr, you are too kind.
00:26:41With this wish, I wish for peace.
00:26:43I wish for peace.
00:26:44Slice-o-matic.
00:26:45Oh, slice-o-matic.
00:26:46Slice-o-matic?
00:26:47Yeah, you know, one of those fancy food thingies that slices, dices, makes julienned fried potatoes.
00:26:51And we have it in stock.
00:26:53In avocado green?
00:26:54Of course.
00:26:56Ooh, isn't it marvelous?
00:26:58Ooh, ooh, wow.
00:26:59Can I try?
00:27:00After you bathe.
00:27:04Sheesh.
00:27:05Sheesh.
00:27:08And so, king and queen Midas and the Satyr used the slice-o-matic to throw fabulous dinner parties for everyone in the entire kingdom.
00:27:16And they all lived happily ever after.
00:27:19The end.
00:27:20Psst.
00:27:21Visceral.
00:27:22Well, hello, goat man.
00:27:23Never mind that.
00:27:24I can't get these stupid goat legs off.
00:27:26Will you tell the next story too?
00:27:27You got it.
00:27:28And now the story of the boy who cried wolf.
00:27:31Oh, no.
00:27:32I'm in that one too.
00:27:35Once upon a time...
00:27:38Once upon a time, there was a young shepherd...
00:27:44Who in addition to missing his cue...
00:27:46Rizzo?
00:27:47Sometimes had a tendency to overreact.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52It felt like...
00:27:53An earthquake.
00:27:54An earthquake.
00:27:55An earthquake.
00:27:56An earthquake.
00:27:57An earthquake.
00:27:58An earthquake.
00:27:59An earthquake.
00:28:00An earthquake.
00:28:01An earthquake.
00:28:02An earthquake.
00:28:03Earthquake!
00:28:05Earthquake!
00:28:06Earthquake!
00:28:07Earthquake!
00:28:08Earthquake!
00:28:09Earthquake!
00:28:10Earthquake!
00:28:11Earthquake!
00:28:12Earthquake!
00:28:13Earthquake!
00:28:14Earthquake!
00:28:15Earthquake!
00:28:16We should call the mayor!
00:28:17Mayor!
00:28:18Mayor!
00:28:19Mayor!
00:28:21What's going on here?
00:28:22Mr. Mayor, what are you going to do about all these earthquakes?
00:28:25What?
00:28:26Yeah, the poison isn't safe.
00:28:28You ought to do something.
00:28:29We pay our taxes.
00:28:30Yeah!
00:28:31Wait a second.
00:28:32didn't feel any earthquake.
00:28:33Did any of you?
00:28:34SHEPHERD 1 AND SHEPHERD 2 Well, I thought I did.
00:28:36SHEPHERD 3 Well, then how did all this earthquake
00:28:37nonsense get started?
00:28:43SHEPHERD 1 What?
00:28:43SHEPHERD 3 I should have known it was you, Shepherd.
00:28:45You simply must stop overreacting.
00:28:47If something bad were to happen, no one
00:28:49would listen to you.
00:28:50SHEPHERD 1 I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor.
00:28:52It will never happen again.
00:28:54I promise.
00:28:56SHEPHERD 3 OK.
00:28:57SHEPHERD 1 All right.
00:28:59I'm sorry.
00:29:01So, uh, anybody want to have lunch?
00:29:03SHEPHERD 2 But then, the very next day, while washing his
00:29:05socks, I'll just have to hang these out to dry someplace.
00:29:11Oh, that might be good right there.
00:29:12Let's see.
00:29:13Yeah, I'll get the sun there.
00:29:17Well, that felt like water.
00:29:19SHEPHERD 3 Water?
00:29:20SHEPHERD 1 You know, that felt like water.
00:29:21I think water hit me.
00:29:22SHEPHERD 3 That could be a
00:29:23SHEPHERD 2 A tidal wave.
00:29:24SHEPHERD 3 A tidal wave.
00:29:25SHEPHERD 1 What?
00:29:26SHEPHERD 3 A tidal wave.
00:29:27SHEPHERD 1 A tidal wave?
00:29:28SHEPHERD 1 He caught me.
00:29:29SHEPHERD 2 A tidal wave.
00:29:30SHEPHERD 1 A tidal wave.
00:29:32SHEPHERD 2 A tidal wave.
00:29:35A tide wave.
00:29:37A tidal wave.
00:29:39A tidal wave.
00:29:41A tidal wave.
00:29:43A tidal wave!
00:29:45A tidal wave!
00:29:45SHEPHERD 1 Mr. Mayor!
00:29:47I'm right here.
00:29:48SHEPHERD 2 Whoa!
00:29:49Whoa!
00:29:49Mr. Mayor!
00:29:50What are you gonna do about all these tidal waves, huh?
00:29:53SHEPHERD 1 A person isn't safe here!
00:29:55Are you going to do something?
00:29:56We pay our taxes.
00:29:58Wave, we don't get tidal waves here.
00:30:00The nearest ocean is thousands of miles away.
00:30:07Oh, good grief.
00:30:10I should have known.
00:30:10Come on, everybody.
00:30:11Let's go home.
00:30:13Wait a minute.
00:30:13If it had been a tidal wave, you all would have thanked me.
00:30:16You know, if it had been.
00:30:19Now one day, not too long thereafter, the shepherd was
00:30:22tending his sheep.
00:30:24Got any threes?
00:30:25Go fish.
00:30:27Got room for one more?
00:30:29No, sorry.
00:30:30Maybe next hand.
00:30:32Say, wait a minute.
00:30:33You're a wolf.
00:30:33What are you doing here?
00:30:35Huh?
00:30:37Uh.
00:30:38You're kidding.
00:30:40You're here to eat my sheep?
00:30:42Wolf, wolf, wolf.
00:30:45Come on.
00:30:46You think calling wolf is going to do any good?
00:30:48Wolf.
00:30:49Now listen, I'd ski-daddle if I were you.
00:30:51About a million mean townspeople are on their way to
00:30:53get you.
00:30:54Oh, yeah.
00:30:55Wolf.
00:30:56Who are you kidding?
00:30:57I've been watching you.
00:30:58You've sounded so many false alarms, nobody for a hundred
00:31:01miles will believe you.
00:31:03Really?
00:31:04Yep.
00:31:04No one would come if you cried wolf until you turned blue.
00:31:09But I already am blue.
00:31:11Oh, true.
00:31:12Well then, tell you what I'm going to do.
00:31:14What, what?
00:31:14I'm going to give you 24 hours to get some help.
00:31:18Why are you giving me 24 hours?
00:31:20I thought the story could use an increase in dramatic
00:31:23tension about now.
00:31:24Oh, oh, well, thank you very much.
00:31:26Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf,
00:31:37wolf, wolf, wolf.
00:31:40Listen, everybody, I really mean it this time.
00:31:42Wolf, it's a real wolf.
00:31:44Long snout, big teeth, bad breath, the works.
00:31:48Mayor, mayor, you've got to believe me.
00:31:50You've got, I just, I just.
00:31:51Listen, I'm sorry, Shepard, but you've cried wolf too many
00:31:54times, you've betrayed our trust.
00:31:56We simply cannot believe you.
00:31:58But, but, but, mayor, I can prove it this time.
00:32:00Who do you think you're fooling?
00:32:02Yeah, right, sure.
00:32:04I guess the sky is falling.
00:32:05Hey, we've heard it all before.
00:32:08You pulled the wool right over our eyes too many times with
00:32:11all your lies.
00:32:11So who do you think you're fooling?
00:32:14Yeah, right, sure.
00:32:18There was the flood.
00:32:20And then the earthquake.
00:32:22The monster fur balls.
00:32:24The giant snails.
00:32:26The attack of the trees.
00:32:28And then the quicksand.
00:32:29The million ticks and the killer whales.
00:32:33The talking shoes.
00:32:35The walking bushes.
00:32:37You had us running from a hundred foot cow.
00:32:41So tell us how, when you infect us.
00:32:44Do you expect us to listen now?
00:32:48We were born yesterday, you know.
00:32:50Who do you think you're fooling?
00:32:51Yeah, right, sure.
00:32:53I guess the sky is falling.
00:32:55Hey, we've heard it all before.
00:32:57You pulled the wool right over our eyes too many times with
00:33:00all your lies.
00:33:01Who do you think you're fooling?
00:33:04Yeah, right, sure.
00:33:08There was a time when we believed you.
00:33:12Now we have to disagree.
00:33:15You're making it up.
00:33:17You're making it up.
00:33:19But now we're smarter.
00:33:21Go away now.
00:33:23Let us be.
00:33:28Who do you think you're fooling?
00:33:30Yeah, right, sure.
00:33:32I guess the sky is falling.
00:33:33Hey, we've heard it all before.
00:33:35You pulled the wool right over our eyes too many times with
00:33:38all your lies.
00:33:39So who do you think you're fooling?
00:33:41I'm not trying to kill anybody.
00:33:43Who do you think you're fooling?
00:33:45But if you only listen to me.
00:33:47Who do you think you're fooling anyhow?
00:33:49I am just trying to tell you that there is a
00:33:51wolf out there.
00:33:53Yeah, right, sure.
00:33:58Well, I tried everything.
00:34:00But I guess the mayor was right when he said that my
00:34:02overreacting would get me into trouble.
00:34:06I'm sorry, my little woolly friends.
00:34:09I tried to save you, but I'm a sham of a shepherd, not even
00:34:14fit to carry this crook.
00:34:17Goodbye.
00:34:21Well, it sounds to me like the shepherd has
00:34:23learned his lesson.
00:34:25This is probably a very good place to end the story.
00:34:27Yeah, especially before we get into any
00:34:29gratuitous violence.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31End the story.
00:34:32Finito.
00:34:34And they all lived happily ever after.
00:34:37But despite the protests of the sheep, the
00:34:39story was not over.
00:34:42In one hour, the wolf would return just in time for lunch.
00:34:49Say, I've got an idea.
00:34:50What, what?
00:34:51You guys remember my cousin Norman?
00:34:53On your mother's side.
00:35:00Fantastic.
00:35:04Well, shepherd, looks like no one believed
00:35:07your cries for help.
00:35:09It's true.
00:35:10All those false alarms reduced my credibility to zip.
00:35:14Well, then, sounds like it's time for me to
00:35:16wolf down some lunch.
00:35:18Little predator humor.
00:35:20Well, excuse me, Mr. Wolf, but big sheep.
00:35:24What?
00:35:25Big sheep.
00:35:26Ah, come on now, shepherd.
00:35:28What makes you think I'm going to fall for
00:35:30that silly tactic?
00:35:32Because it's a really big sheep.
00:35:35But that doesn't make any sense.
00:35:36What do you mean, really big sheep?
00:35:40Nice going, Norman.
00:35:44Oh, that's what you mean by really big sheep.
00:35:49Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman.
00:35:53And so the shepherd, with some help from the sheep and
00:35:55their really big cousin Norman, saved the day.
00:35:58The mayor gave the shepherd a medal.
00:36:00For not crying wolf except when an
00:36:01actual wolf was present.
00:36:04The townspeople and sheep rejoiced, and everybody lived
00:36:07happily ever after.
00:36:10Well, almost everybody.
00:36:13You can get off now?
00:36:15No.
00:36:17Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:21Well, I trust you learned your lesson.
00:36:23Oh, absolutely.
00:36:24You know, I will never overreact again.
00:36:27Good.
00:36:27Now, before we go to our next story, we will take a brief
00:36:30intermission.
00:36:32Intermission?
00:36:32Intermission?
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34Wait, wait.
00:36:34Did you know about an intermission?
00:36:36This is terrible.
00:36:37We didn't know about, we didn't plan an intermission.
00:36:39We'll be right back, folks.
00:36:40What are we going to do?
00:36:41Help, help, help, help.
00:36:44Gotso, will you stop it already?
00:36:47Geez, it's just an intermission.
00:36:49What's an intermission?
00:36:50A relaxing break between the first and
00:36:52second act of our show.
00:36:54Ooh, sounds great.
00:36:57So what do we do now?
00:36:58Get some food, go to the bathroom, freshen up, and say,
00:37:02aren't you wearing the wrong costume?
00:37:05Oh, no, you're right.
00:37:07Quick, take my hat.
00:37:08Oh, ah.
00:37:10Stop it.
00:37:10Careful with the shirt.
00:37:11Cut it out.
00:37:12That's my head.
00:37:13Grab my leg.
00:37:14The second half of Muppet Classic Theater
00:37:16is about to begin.
00:37:18Welcome back.
00:37:19We hope that you enjoyed our brief intermission.
00:37:22Intermission?
00:37:23Wait a minute.
00:37:23Why wasn't I told about this?
00:37:25This is an outrage.
00:37:28Thanks, I needed that.
00:37:29Don't mention it.
00:37:30Our next story is all about a weird little man who can spin
00:37:34straw into gold.
00:37:35Don't tell me you played a weird little man.
00:37:38Yes, I do.
00:37:39Typecasting.
00:37:41May I?
00:37:42Be my guest?
00:37:43Come along.
00:37:49Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom, there lived a sad and
00:37:53lonely king who wanted to find a fair young maiden to be his
00:37:56queen.
00:37:57Oh, loyal royal advisor, are you there?
00:38:04At your service, oh sad and lonely king.
00:38:09Can you get rid of this echo?
00:38:10It's depressing.
00:38:12Can echo anything else, sire?
00:38:15Yes.
00:38:16Find me a fair young maiden to be my queen.
00:38:18Someone who is special.
00:38:21Well now, special's not really covered in
00:38:23my job description.
00:38:24And if you succeed, I shall reward you with your very own
00:38:28castle, which is why I must find you someone special.
00:38:35And so, the fairest young maidens in all the land came to
00:38:38the castle in hopes of becoming queen.
00:38:43Next.
00:38:46What's so special about your daughter?
00:38:48Well, she could swim through a boat filled with alligators.
00:38:52Very impressive.
00:38:53Next.
00:38:55Oh, daddy, I cannot believe you dragged me here.
00:39:02Oh now, daughter, don't you want to show the king how
00:39:04special you are and become his queen?
00:39:06Well of course, but what is so special about me?
00:39:09Besides charisma, beauty, and a fabulous singing voice?
00:39:14Well, we'll think of something.
00:39:15Next.
00:39:16My daughter can gurgle to the tune of Beethoven's fifth.
00:39:20Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:39:22How charming.
00:39:24Next.
00:39:26I am Miller, and this is my daughter, Piggy.
00:39:28Yes, yes, and what's so special about her?
00:39:31Well, she can, um, uh, well, once she, uh...
00:39:34I don't have all day.
00:39:36Daddy!
00:39:37Uh, she can spin straw into gold.
00:39:40I can what?
00:39:41She can what?
00:39:43Well, she can spin straw into gold.
00:39:45Daddy, are you out of your cotton-picking mind?
00:39:48You must meet the king!
00:39:50You know that I don't...
00:39:52...mind if I do.
00:39:57Don't push the mic.
00:39:58Daddy, you're embarrassing me!
00:40:00Oh, then get up, your royal highness.
00:40:02Have I got a girl for you.
00:40:09I, uh...
00:40:10I... I am the, uh...
00:40:13The, uh...
00:40:14The king! You're the king!
00:40:16Oh, the king.
00:40:17I am the, uh... the... the...
00:40:19Piggy, Miller's daughter.
00:40:22And I am Miller, Piggy's father, your majesty.
00:40:25Oh, no, I'm not the majesty.
00:40:27You're the majesty.
00:40:28You're the majesty.
00:40:29And this is my daughter, Piggy.
00:40:31And this is...
00:40:32Thanks, I needed that.
00:40:34Ah, here's the beauty part, your highness.
00:40:37The pig can spin straw into gold.
00:40:41Astounding.
00:40:42How do you perform such a marvelous feat?
00:40:44Ah, Beast the Hacker.
00:40:45I mean, it's an old family secret.
00:40:47Yes, and to prove it, she's going to spin us a room full of gold.
00:40:51I am?
00:40:52I am! I am!
00:40:53Come along, my dear.
00:40:54Come on.
00:40:55Until tomorrow, then.
00:40:56Oh, goodbye, my kingy.
00:40:58Come!
00:41:00Your majesty.
00:41:01Well, that was my cue.
00:41:02I'm in this next scene.
00:41:03Wish me luck.
00:41:04Break a leg.
00:41:05Thanks.
00:41:06And so...
00:41:11And so the loyal royal advisor took Piggy to a room filled with straw.
00:41:17Listen, sister, I've got a castle riding on this.
00:41:20Turn this straw into gold,
00:41:22or you'll spin your nut so happily ever after in the dungeon!
00:41:28Oh, dear.
00:41:30I would give anything if I could spin straw into gold.
00:41:37Did I hear you say that you'd give anything?
00:41:40Who are you?
00:41:41Oh, you'll never know.
00:41:46Is something burning in here?
00:41:48Oh, it's only me.
00:41:50What a weird little man.
00:41:51Ah, no time for compliments.
00:41:53I've got to spin all this straw into gold.
00:41:56You will?
00:41:57Wonderful!
00:41:58For a fee, of course.
00:41:59A fee?
00:42:00Mm-hmm.
00:42:01Now, how about that lovely little necklace you're wearing?
00:42:04Whatever you say, weirdo.
00:42:07Wow!
00:42:08This is going to go perfect with my tattered, moss-covered outfit.
00:42:13You sure you know what you're doing?
00:42:14Of course I do.
00:42:17I've got a license.
00:42:19Whoa!
00:42:21Ah!
00:42:24And so, the weird little man spun straw into gold all through the night.
00:42:37Oh, it's morning already.
00:42:40Well, will you look at that gold?
00:42:41Gold!
00:42:43Gold!
00:42:44Look at the gold!
00:42:46The gold!
00:42:47How's it great bales of moolah in the morning?
00:42:52Okay, tell the king I'm the queen!
00:42:53I'm the queen!
00:42:54I'm the queen!
00:42:55I'm the queen!
00:42:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:57How do I know this isn't some sort of trick?
00:42:59But, but, but...
00:43:00Let's play it safe.
00:43:02I'll keep an eye on this gold while you spin another room full of gold.
00:43:08What?
00:43:09Another room full of gold or the dungeon.
00:43:12Bring in more straw!
00:43:14Oh, no!
00:43:18Yoo-hoo!
00:43:20Weird little man, where are you?
00:43:24Yoo-hoo!
00:43:26What a way to travel.
00:43:28You called?
00:43:29Oh, yes.
00:43:30Please, will you spin all this straw into gold just one more time, please?
00:43:34Mmm, for fee.
00:43:37Of course.
00:43:38How about this bracelet right here?
00:43:41Nah, cubic zirconium.
00:43:43But I'll tell you what I will do.
00:43:45What?
00:43:46You become queen.
00:43:47Yes.
00:43:48And have a baby.
00:43:49Yes.
00:43:50You give the child to me.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:52Wait a second.
00:43:53Are you out of your mind?
00:43:54I mean, I could never, I would never...
00:43:55Another room full of gold or the dungeon.
00:43:59Oh, yes.
00:44:01I have no choice.
00:44:03Marvelous.
00:44:04Now, down to work.
00:44:07Spin the gold.
00:44:08Spin the gold.
00:44:09Spin the gold.
00:44:10Spin the gold.
00:44:11Spin the gold.
00:44:12Spin the gold.
00:44:14And so, the weird little man once again spun straw into gold.
00:44:18And the very next morning...
00:44:28All right!
00:44:31You did it.
00:44:32You shall be my queen.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:36Yes!
00:44:38And so, the king married Piggy and made her queen.
00:44:41The loyal royal advisor got his castle,
00:44:44and everyone lived happily ever after.
00:44:47Until one glorious day when Queen Piggy had a child.
00:44:54Time to pay up.
00:44:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:44:57You stay away from my baby.
00:44:59We have a bargain.
00:45:00Oh, no, please, please, please, please.
00:45:02Please don't take my baby.
00:45:03All right, I can't stand to see a pig grovel.
00:45:05I'll let you keep the child if,
00:45:07and I just love this part,
00:45:09if you can guess my name.
00:45:11Oh, that's easy.
00:45:13Go ahead, then.
00:45:14You're good old dumb.
00:45:15Uh-huh.
00:45:16What did you say your name was again?
00:45:17I didn't.
00:45:18And if you can't guess it by tomorrow,
00:45:20then the child is mine.
00:45:25Queen Piggy realized she was going to need help on this one,
00:45:28so she called together the king,
00:45:30the loyal royal advisor, and her father,
00:45:33and she told them the whole truth.
00:45:35And that's the whole truth?
00:45:37So you're telling us you never spun the straw into gold?
00:45:41Uh-uh.
00:45:42Okay, that's it.
00:45:43To the dungeon.
00:45:44Wait, stop.
00:45:45Now, I didn't marry Piggy because she could spin straw into gold.
00:45:49You didn't?
00:45:50No.
00:45:51I married her because I love her.
00:45:54You do?
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:56Hey, chill.
00:45:57Oh, Kingy!
00:46:00Not now, Piggy.
00:46:01There's work to do.
00:46:02We must learn the name of that weird little man.
00:46:05Hmm.
00:46:07Ernie or Bill?
00:46:08Is it Calvin or Don?
00:46:10Ernie or Fred?
00:46:11Is it George?
00:46:12Is it Han?
00:46:13Igor or Ged?
00:46:14Maybe Kevin or Lon?
00:46:15Malvin or Ned?
00:46:16How long can this go on?
00:46:18Otto?
00:46:19Pietro?
00:46:20Quasi?
00:46:21Ron?
00:46:22Bill?
00:46:23Ted?
00:46:24Calvin?
00:46:25Will?
00:46:26Gotta get that name.
00:46:27Gotta get that name.
00:46:28Gotta get that name.
00:46:29Gotta get that name.
00:46:30We gotta get it.
00:46:31Gotta get that name.
00:46:32Gotta get that name.
00:46:33Gotta get that name.
00:46:34We gotta get it.
00:46:35We got to get that name.
00:46:36We got to get that name.
00:46:39Gotta get that name.
00:46:40Gotta get that name.
00:46:41Gotta get that name.
00:46:42Gotta get that name.
00:46:43Gotta get that name.
00:46:44We gotta get it.
00:46:45Gotta get that name.
00:46:46Gotta get that name.
00:46:47Gotta get that name.
00:46:48We gotta get it.
00:46:49We got to get that name.
00:46:50We got to get that name.
00:46:53Gotta get that name.
00:46:55Horatio?
00:46:56Alexander?
00:46:58Is it Mortimer?
00:47:00Maybe not.
00:47:02How about Scott?
00:47:04Maybe Leroy?
00:47:06Just plain Roy?
00:47:07Just plain Lee?
00:47:09How many names can there be?
00:47:13Does it start with a B?
00:47:17Gotta get that name.
00:47:18Gotta get that name.
00:47:19Gotta get that name.
00:47:20Gotta get that name.
00:47:21We gotta get it.
00:47:22Gotta get that name.
00:47:23Gotta get that name.
00:47:24We gotta get it.
00:47:25We got to get that name.
00:47:27We got to get that name.
00:47:29Gotta get that name.
00:47:31Gotta get that name.
00:47:32Gotta get that name.
00:47:33Gotta get that name.
00:47:34Gotta get that name.
00:47:35Gotta get that name.
00:47:36Gotta get that name.
00:47:37Gotta get that name.
00:47:38Gotta get that name.
00:47:39We gotta get it.
00:47:40We got to get that name.
00:47:41We got to get that name.
00:47:44Gotta get that name.
00:47:46From all the way to Zorro when we started with A.
00:47:49I'll be boundless in the palace.
00:47:51We got that name.
00:47:53We just got to get that.
00:47:57You might as well forget it cause you're never gonna get it.
00:48:01We gotta get that name.
00:48:02Gotta get that name.
00:48:03Gotta get that name.
00:48:04We gotta get that name.
00:48:05Gotta get that name.
00:48:06Gotta get that name.
00:48:07We gotta get it.
00:48:08We got to get that name.
00:48:09We got to get that name.
00:48:12Gotta get that name.
00:48:16But alas, no one could guess the weird little man's name.
00:48:20So it seemed that the queen would be forced to give up her child.
00:48:25Gotta get that fixed.
00:48:27I'm back.
00:48:28Oh no, I will not give you the child.
00:48:30We have a bargain.
00:48:31It is simply not fair.
00:48:33Fair?
00:48:34Hey, if life was fair, would I look like this?
00:48:36Would my mother have sent me away to camp every summer until I was 18?
00:48:39Would I have a name like...
00:48:41Oh no, you don't.
00:48:44Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:46Did you say you went to summer camp?
00:48:48Yep, Camp Weirdo.
00:48:49Every July and August.
00:48:50Good at crafts, lousy at sports.
00:48:52Grab him.
00:48:53Wait, hey, hey.
00:48:54See, see, see.
00:48:55Hey, please.
00:48:56A good mother always sews her kids' names inside their clothes before sending them off to camp.
00:49:03So, so, look at the label.
00:49:05Let me go.
00:49:06Take that, Mr. Ralph Lauren.
00:49:10Nope.
00:49:12Oh wait, wrong label, wrong label.
00:49:14It says Rumpelstiltskin.
00:49:17That is not fair.
00:49:19That is not fair.
00:49:21And so Piggy guessed the weird little man's name and everyone lived happily ever after.
00:49:26Except, of course, for Rumpelstiltskin.
00:49:28This is an outrage.
00:49:30Bring down the curtain.
00:49:33That was mortifying.
00:49:34Bring down the curtain.
00:49:36But you're not allowed to touch those ropes.
00:49:38Who cares?
00:49:48Well, uh.
00:49:52Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
00:49:57Are you okay?
00:49:59Wow, that was so cool, Helen.
00:50:02I have never gone through a block and tackle before.
00:50:05You want to try it?
00:50:06No, thanks.
00:50:07Just wait right here.
00:50:08Ladies and gentlemen, our next story is that tantalizing tale of trendiness, The Emperor's New Clothes.
00:50:14Listen, come over here, come over here.
00:50:16Now look, I'm in this next one.
00:50:18Can you tell the story?
00:50:20No, thanks.
00:50:21I'm not hungry.
00:50:22The show must go on.
00:50:26Now then, I believe it's my turn to tell the story.
00:50:29Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, there was a rat engaged in a rather dubious enterprise.
00:50:37Ladies and gentlemen, step right up.
00:50:39I am here today to tell you that Rizzo's curative elixir is good for what ails you.
00:50:44But don't take my word for it.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46Let me randomly select someone from the crowd to demonstrate this fine, fine product.
00:50:49Choose me, choose me, me, me, me, me.
00:50:51You, sir.
00:50:52Choose me.
00:50:53Me?
00:50:54Yes, sir.
00:50:55Step right up.
00:50:56Now, sir, have we ever met before?
00:50:58Well, sure.
00:50:59You're dating my sister.
00:51:01Oh, I said, sir, have we ever met before?
00:51:05No, stranger.
00:51:06You are a total stranger whom I've never met before this moment in time.
00:51:10Absolutely.
00:51:11Now, sir, I happen to notice that you are lame.
00:51:14Well, not really.
00:51:15It's just because you stepped on my foot.
00:51:17Oh, yes, I'm lame and I'm in great pain.
00:51:22Yes, yes.
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Something doesn't seem quite right here.
00:51:26Oh, nonsense.
00:51:28Rizzo's curative elixir cured my baldness.
00:51:31See?
00:51:33I have this thick, wavy brown hair.
00:51:36And all I have to do is feed it cheese once a day.
00:51:40But, sir, that's not hair.
00:51:42That's a rat.
00:51:43A what?
00:51:44Uh-oh.
00:51:50Rizzo!
00:51:51Can't scream!
00:51:52The jig is up!
00:51:54Hey!
00:51:55I'm bald!
00:51:56This is an outrage!
00:51:57Somebody arrest that rat!
00:51:59Ladies and gentlemen, that's all for today.
00:52:01Goodbye.
00:52:02I'll be...
00:52:03Stop right there, rodent!
00:52:04I'll arrest you in the name of Emperor Fuzzy Fuzzalia.
00:52:07Oh, yeah?
00:52:08What's the charge?
00:52:09For being a charlatan, a phony, and a quack.
00:52:12For committing fraud, chicanery, and subterfuge.
00:52:15Oh, that.
00:52:16Hey, where are you taking me?
00:52:18Emperor Fuzzy.
00:52:19He knows how to deal with scallywags, ruffians, and who else.
00:52:23What'd you do?
00:52:24Swallow a dictionary or something?
00:52:26But I wanted to buy some.
00:52:31I'm not finished yet.
00:52:32No, so the bear said hyperventilating.
00:52:34I thought you said hibernating.
00:52:37Now laugh.
00:52:40Okay, my slippers.
00:52:41I want my slippers.
00:52:42The royal slippers, sire.
00:52:44Wait, here.
00:52:45Let me show you something here.
00:52:51What do you guys think, huh?
00:52:57It makes me so happy.
00:52:59I just want to go...
00:53:07Excuse me.
00:53:08Pardon me for asking this,
00:53:09but why is everyone wearing their shoes on their ears and going pop, pop, pop?
00:53:13Oh, well, you see, the emperor is wearing his shoes on his ears
00:53:16and going pop, pop, pop.
00:53:18Yes, the majesty is certainly a trendsetter, isn't he?
00:53:22Yes, I agree.
00:53:23So wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:53:25So what you're all telling me here
00:53:26is whatever the emperor does, you guys just sort of go along with it?
00:53:29Oh, right.
00:53:31Pop, pop, pop.
00:53:34Your majesty, your majesty,
00:53:36we have a scallywag in our midst.
00:53:43Hello, your majesty.
00:53:45Now, before you pass judgment on my unworthiness,
00:53:48I must say those are lovely slippers
00:53:51and wearing them on your ears is very, very smart.
00:53:56Too bad the rest of your wardrobe is so shabby.
00:53:58Can you say that?
00:53:59Shabby? What do you mean shabby?
00:54:01Well, your highness, your wardrobe is very nice,
00:54:04but it just isn't special.
00:54:06Not special?
00:54:07No, but you're in luck,
00:54:08because, your majesty,
00:54:09I happen to be the finest tailor in all the land.
00:54:13What a coincidence!
00:54:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:54:18Hey, I want a great idea.
00:54:19Could you make me some new clothes?
00:54:22Oh, well, your majesty, I can't afford to go...
00:54:24Afford? Afford? Oh, no problem.
00:54:26Yeah, we got a lot of gold and jewels
00:54:28hanging around the palace.
00:54:30Well, why didn't you say so?
00:54:32You go find the gold and meet me
00:54:34in the royal dressing room for a fitting.
00:54:36Over there? Okay, fine.
00:54:37Oh, boy, oh, boy, I'm glad you showed up.
00:54:39The feeling's mutual.
00:54:41Yeah, right.
00:54:47Okay, neck.
00:54:48Neck is, uh, 15.
00:54:49Neck, 15. Okay, ankles?
00:54:51Ankles are, um, 3.
00:54:53Ankles, 3. Neck, 15. All right, okay.
00:54:56You certainly are thorough.
00:54:58Hey, you bet.
00:54:59Now, are you sure this is all the gold and jewels you got?
00:55:02Oh, yeah, every last bit, yeah.
00:55:04Good, because now we can get started on your new clothes.
00:55:07Oh, really?
00:55:08Well, tell me,
00:55:09what sort of fabric will you be using?
00:55:12Well, at this very moment,
00:55:14my colleague Montague is at the loom
00:55:17weaving the very finest fabric in all the land.
00:55:22Ah, but, uh...
00:55:24But there's, uh...
00:55:25There's nothing on the loom.
00:55:28Uh, but...
00:55:29But, Your Majesty...
00:55:30What?
00:55:31This is special fabric that can only be seen
00:55:34by elegant people such as yourself.
00:55:37See it now?
00:55:40Oh!
00:55:41Oh!
00:55:42Oh, of course!
00:55:43Oh, yeah, well, it must have been the lighting over there.
00:55:45Oh, yeah, it must have been the lighting.
00:55:47Yeah, oh, nice stuff.
00:55:49Very sheer.
00:55:51Oh, Royal Court!
00:55:52Royal Court, come and look at this.
00:55:54What do you think of the fabric for my new clothes, huh?
00:56:00Well, begging your pardon, Your Majesty,
00:56:03but, uh, I see no fabric.
00:56:06Well, perhaps you are not elegant enough
00:56:09to see such fine fabric.
00:56:12I, your king, can see it.
00:56:14Ah, yes, oh, yes, that fabric,
00:56:16lovely, very sheer.
00:56:19Yeah, well, I knew you'd like it.
00:56:21I knew you'd like it.
00:56:22You certainly are marvelous tailors.
00:56:24Well, thank you very much, but after all, Your Majesty,
00:56:27you deserve only the very best.
00:56:30Me?
00:56:32As a dresser, you're accosted.
00:56:35You have gone from bad to worsted.
00:56:38You need more than tweed.
00:56:40This is guaranteed.
00:56:43Deport the local, silk and satin.
00:56:46This creased batiste is from Manhattan.
00:56:48Lose this lousy chintz.
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Sell it to a lowly prince.
00:56:54You've got to shine with finery incomparable.
00:56:59Anything less than the best would be unfairable.
00:57:03Fairable, I get it.
00:57:05It's you, it's you.
00:57:07It's so completely you.
00:57:09It is?
00:57:10No fluff, no cuff.
00:57:11No stuffing.
00:57:12That's great.
00:57:13Believe me, it's nothing.
00:57:15Oh, it's true.
00:57:17It's you.
00:57:18It's so completely you.
00:57:21No seam unsewn.
00:57:22No flaws inside.
00:57:24Hey, that's real chenille, not naugahyde.
00:57:26It's true.
00:57:28And nothing's too good for you.
00:57:30Ah, hey.
00:57:32It's me, it's me.
00:57:35Only foolish fools can see.
00:57:37Us fools from upper classes
00:57:40don't need bifocal glasses
00:57:43To see, we see, your royal pedigree.
00:57:48These diamond studs and golden threads.
00:57:51These paisley pants will knock a deck.
00:57:54The chevonier of polished chrome.
00:57:57The texture of goose fiber foam.
00:57:59Braided, brocaded, treasured twill.
00:58:02It's been a thrill, man, here's the bill.
00:58:05Wowee, nothing's too good for me.
00:58:08Ain't it the truth?
00:58:11These jewels, these jewels.
00:58:13Oh, how we fool those fools.
00:58:16The skim was so idyllic.
00:58:19Dead bare was imbecilic.
00:58:22We're rich, we're rich.
00:58:24This life is such a stitch.
00:58:27Nothing fits so perfectly
00:58:30as clothes for those who cannot see.
00:58:33What's true?
00:58:34Nothing's too good for you.
00:58:37Nothing's too good for you.
00:58:40Nothing's too good for you.
00:58:42Oh, yeah.
00:58:43Nothing's too good for...
00:58:46Us.
00:58:51I hope you guys are pulling up there
00:58:53because I feel like I'm working my tail off in the back.
00:58:55I gotta hand it to you, Chief.
00:58:57You really outdid yourself this time.
00:58:59A mere bag of shells, my dear Monty.
00:59:02You!
00:59:05If it isn't my royal tailors.
00:59:07And where are you going?
00:59:08We were just...
00:59:09We were looking for you.
00:59:11That's right, we were looking for you because...
00:59:14My new clothes are ready?
00:59:16Because your new clothes are ready, exactly.
00:59:18Oh, where are they, where are they?
00:59:20Well, they're...
00:59:21Pop, pop, pop, pop.
00:59:23Right over here, right over here.
00:59:24Where, where, where?
00:59:25Here they are, right here on your tailor.
00:59:29Isn't it kind of small?
00:59:30No, no, no, it gets bigger when you put it on.
00:59:33You idiot.
00:59:35Oh, I see. Lovely.
00:59:38Well, Sire, it's been a real pleasure.
00:59:40We better get going, though,
00:59:41because we've got a big job over in Tarzana.
00:59:43Nonsense!
00:59:44Nonsense?
00:59:45No, I'm going to have a big celebration
00:59:47so the entire kingdom can admire my new clothes.
00:59:50And you will be my guests of honor.
00:59:52Oh, gosh, that's nice,
00:59:54but we really gotta get going.
00:59:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:57Then we will have the celebration right away.
00:59:59Bailiff, Bailiff,
01:00:00who's taking good care of my friends here,
01:00:02I'm going to go change.
01:00:04Yeah, but...
01:00:08Larissa, what are we going to do?
01:00:10Yeah, what?
01:00:11Just watch the masterwork.
01:00:13Excuse me, everybody.
01:00:15Pardon me, over here, please.
01:00:16Now, in just a moment,
01:00:18the emperor is going to parade by in his new clothes.
01:00:21Now, listen, I should tell you all
01:00:24that these clothes cannot be seen
01:00:26by the dull and uncultured.
01:00:28Right?
01:00:29Oh, yes, yes.
01:00:31Yes, I had no trouble seeing them.
01:00:33They were grand, splendiferous,
01:00:35magnificent, glorious.
01:00:37Oh, looky, looky, the emperor.
01:00:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:51I see it, too, and they're fabulous.
01:00:57But, gosh, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes.
01:01:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:03What do you mean, Robin?
01:01:05Well, Your Majesty,
01:01:07I guess you just forgot to get dressed.
01:01:09Oh, no, no, pay no attention to him.
01:01:11He's obviously just a dull and uncultured youth
01:01:14who cannot see the fine cloths.
01:01:15You know what I mean?
01:01:16But, wait, but, wait,
01:01:18but Robin is one of the brightest lads in the kingdom, right?
01:01:22Thank you, sire.
01:01:24Oh, yes, that's true, that's true.
01:01:26And that means if Robin can't see my new clothes,
01:01:29then that means I must be...
01:01:34naked!
01:01:36Cover me, cover me, cover the king, cover the king.
01:01:39Everybody, everybody, please, please.
01:01:41If the emperor is naked,
01:01:43then that must mean that that is the new style.
01:01:48Therefore, everyone, doff your duds.
01:01:51No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:01:53No, no, no, no.
01:01:55Please don't take off your clothes, please.
01:01:57I think it is time that you stop doing things
01:02:00just because I do them.
01:02:03You should learn to think for yourself.
01:02:06Cover me, cover me.
01:02:08What a novel idea.
01:02:09Oh, I'm so glad he thought of it.
01:02:11And, uh, and speaking of thinking for ourselves,
01:02:13let's get out of here.
01:02:15Stop, out, cease, desist.
01:02:18Oh, rats.
01:02:19That's right, you're coming with me, let's go.
01:02:21Come on.
01:02:22And so, the emperor and his kingdom
01:02:24learned that it is best when you think for yourself
01:02:26and follow your own fashion.
01:02:29And as for that rascally band of rats,
01:02:31they live happily ever after
01:02:33while serving ten years in the palace dungeon.
01:02:36Just ten years?
01:02:38Hey, it'll go by like that.
01:02:40Oh, uh, Monty, Monty, how long has it been so far?
01:02:42Twelve minutes.
01:02:44Oh.
01:02:45Okay, look, here's the plan.
01:02:47When we get out, I hear there's this sultan
01:02:49who is so gullible.
01:02:51What?
01:02:52What?
01:02:54You dirty rat.
01:02:59Our next tale is that timeless classic.
01:03:02I'm back.
01:03:03Oh, nice work.
01:03:05Our next tale is that timeless classic
01:03:07The Elves and the Shoemaker.
01:03:10Hey, a story about Elvis?
01:03:12Oh, no, no, Rizzo, not Elvis.
01:03:14Elves.
01:03:15Elvis is the king of rock and roll.
01:03:17Elves are sprite-like creatures with magical powers.
01:03:20Elvis with magical powers?
01:03:22Cool.
01:03:23Brother.
01:03:24What?
01:03:25Once upon a time in a land called...
01:03:26Memphis.
01:03:27Uh, yeah, okay.
01:03:28In a land called Memphis,
01:03:30there lived a poor shoemaker
01:03:32and his good-hearted nephew and apprentice, Robin.
01:03:35Times were bad for the shoemaker.
01:03:38And one sad day,
01:03:39the local banker came round to demand his money.
01:03:42Who is it?
01:03:43It is I, the local banker.
01:03:45I demand half my money by tomorrow
01:03:48or I'll toss you out in the street.
01:03:51Uh, in that case, we're not home.
01:03:54What?
01:03:55I shall be back tomorrow.
01:03:57Oh, and, uh, by the way,
01:04:00you make really ugly shoes.
01:04:05We're not home?
01:04:06You think he bought it?
01:04:07Probably not.
01:04:08No one ever buys anything around here.
01:04:10Hmm, gee.
01:04:11I wonder why.
01:04:13Well, it could be because we make these really ugly shoes.
01:04:17Ugly?
01:04:18Why, these are the most beautiful shoes I've ever seen.
01:04:21Why, just this week, I bought six pair.
01:04:24Dear nephew, you are both kind and nearsighted.
01:04:27But since no one else will buy these shoes,
01:04:29all is lost.
01:04:31There's nothing more to do.
01:04:33Yes, there is.
01:04:35There is?
01:04:36We can wish for a miracle.
01:04:38Oh, but miracles just don't happen in the real world.
01:04:41But this is a fairy tale.
01:04:43Could have a point there.
01:04:44You call Mother Goose.
01:04:46We'll go back to Santa.
01:04:47Then if the Easter Bunny isn't on vacation...
01:04:49Yes, yes, dear nephew.
01:04:50We can do all those things tomorrow.
01:04:52But for now, let's just get some rest, okay?
01:04:54Oh, I wonder if the Tooth Fairy knows anything about shoes.
01:05:05What was that?
01:05:06That was the sound of a miracle.
01:05:08That was the sound of...
01:05:10Elvis!
01:05:12That is not Elvis.
01:05:14The oddly-dressed elves come to help the shoemaker.
01:05:17Yeah, right.
01:05:19Oh, yeah.
01:05:20All right, fellas.
01:05:22Let's take care of business.
01:05:24One, two.
01:05:25One, two, three.
01:05:44Oh, listen to the news
01:05:47No more bat-shoe blues
01:05:50And the old rhythm you choose
01:05:52You got your blue suede shoes
01:05:54Bat, bat, bat-shoe blues
01:05:56Oh, honey
01:05:57Bat, bat, bat-shoe blues
01:05:59There's a little scissor gonna snip it like a snapping fool
01:06:04Yeah, there's a little thumb gonna click it till the fitting feels cool
01:06:10Well, you can rock it to your socket
01:06:13And the way you cut it got it cut a lot sweeter
01:06:16Now, listen to the news
01:06:19No more bat-shoe blues
01:06:22And the old rhythm you choose
01:06:24You got your blue suede shoes
01:06:26Bat, bat, bat-shoe blues
01:06:28Bat, bat, bat-shoe blues
01:06:30Well, now, you got a new prescription
01:06:32Make your boogie all night
01:06:34Boogie in the basement till the broad daylight
01:06:36Rockabilly baby gonna shout hooray
01:06:39You're the one to save it from a bat-shoe dinger
01:06:42You're gonna make some kind of living
01:06:43And put a little rhythm to choose
01:06:47So, listen to the news
01:06:50No more bat-shoe blues
01:06:53And the old rhythm you choose
01:06:55You got your blue suede shoes
01:06:57No more bat-shoe blues
01:06:59Oh, yeah
01:07:00No more bat-shoe blues
01:07:01That's right, let's stitch it up, fellas
01:07:03Mercy
01:07:04Oh, baby
01:07:05Thank you
01:07:06Thank you very much
01:07:09Oh, thank you
01:07:10No, no, no, thank you
01:07:11I'd like to thank you
01:07:12No, I'd like to thank the both of you
01:07:13Uh-huh
01:07:14Well, let's get out of here
01:07:15Let's get out of here
01:07:16That was wonderful
01:07:17Ladies and gentlemen, the elves have left the building
01:07:19Would you cut that out?
01:07:21Ahem, the next morning, the shoemaker and his nephew awoke to a most amazing discovery
01:07:27Uncle, dear uncle, come quick, come quick
01:07:30What is it, nephew?
01:07:31Look at all these beautiful blue suede shoes
01:07:36How could that have happened?
01:07:37It's the miracle I asked for
01:07:39Miracle? Could it be?
01:07:41And look, customers
01:07:44Customers? That is a miracle
01:07:46Yeah
01:07:48Welcome, come in
01:07:49Come in, everybody
01:07:57Yes, absolutely
01:07:58Sure, yeah, try it on
01:08:00Please
01:08:01Let me help
01:08:02Be our guest
01:08:03Yeah, excuse me
01:08:04Yeah, yeah
01:08:06Those are a good choice, ma'am
01:08:08Night fell
01:08:10Oh, very, very nice
01:08:12Thank you
01:08:13And when the last customers had left
01:08:17Every shoe in the shop had been sold
01:08:22What have you been fooling around?
01:08:25Wow
01:08:26Look at this money, dear uncle
01:08:27It's a miracle, it's a wonder
01:08:30It's the banker
01:08:32I'll be back tomorrow for the other half of my money
01:08:37Alas, we'll never come up with more money before tomorrow
01:08:43We could wish for another miracle
01:08:45Then maybe whoever helped us last night will come back again tonight
01:08:50Oh, yeah
01:08:51And if they do, we'll be right here to find out who they are
01:08:55Who are you?
01:09:02The two tired frogs soon fell fast asleep
01:09:12But at exactly midnight they awoke
01:09:14Oh, what a wondrous sight they saw
01:09:20Would we like to dedicate these shoes to a couple of swell frogs?
01:09:23To the shoemaker and his nephew, Robin
01:09:25Uh-huh
01:09:26Well, well, well
01:09:27Thank you, thank you
01:09:28A one, a two
01:09:29A one, two, three
01:09:44As the shoemaker and his nephew watched in amazement
01:09:48The elves snipped and scissored
01:09:50And sang
01:09:52Until the shoemaker's shop was once again filled with blue suede shoes
01:09:56Oh, thank you
01:09:57And when morning came
01:09:59The shop was once again packed with a crowd of eager customers
01:10:04You sure you don't need that shoe on?
01:10:06Okay
01:10:07Come back now
01:10:08Bye-bye
01:10:09Thank you
01:10:10Bye-bye
01:10:11Oh, boy
01:10:12We are rich
01:10:14I'll take that
01:10:18We are poor
01:10:19No, we're not, dear nephew
01:10:21Because I have been studying these blue suede shoes
01:10:24And now I know how to make shoes that are not really ugly
01:10:27Yay!
01:10:29Oh, nephew
01:10:30Those elves have been so very good to us
01:10:32I think the time has come to thank them for their kindness
01:10:35But what can we give them?
01:10:37Um, excuse me
01:10:38But why don't you, uh...
01:10:43He's kidding, right?
01:10:44Oh, it sounds pretty neat to me
01:10:47Oh, why not?
01:10:48Thank you
01:10:49My pleasure
01:10:50And so, the shoemaker and his nephew worked through the night
01:10:54Making a special gift with which to thank the elves
01:10:57And when midnight came
01:11:00And the elves arrived, they were met with a great big surprise!
01:11:05Oh, heavens
01:11:06Hi there, guys
01:11:07Hey, listen, to thank you for all of your help
01:11:09We've made you something very, very special
01:11:11White secret jumpsuit
01:11:13Ta-da
01:11:14Mercy
01:11:15Oh, mercy
01:11:16Oh, look at that gold
01:11:17Real polyester
01:11:18Grandma's got a cape
01:11:19We just guessed the sizes
01:11:21Oh, thank you
01:11:22Thank you very much
01:11:24Oh, this is beautiful
01:11:26White sequined jumpsuits?
01:11:27Yeah
01:11:28Rizzo, white sequined jumpsuits are not in the story
01:11:30They are now
01:11:32You see, thanks to those elves, the shoemaker and his nephew lived happily ever after
01:11:36Yes, but what about the elves?
01:11:38What happened to the elves?
01:11:39Well, inspired by the white sequined jumpsuits
01:11:42The elves decided to relocate to Las Vegas
01:11:45And today they are huge stars who played a big room at the palace
01:11:49Two shows daily, no cover, no minimum
01:12:04You might even say the elves left shoe business for show business
01:12:09Oh, Rizzo, you're unbelievable
01:12:11Oh, thank you, thank you very much
01:12:15Well, friends, that's all for now
01:12:17Until next time
01:12:18So long
01:12:19Bye-bye
01:12:20See you later
01:12:21Bye-bye
01:12:22See ya
01:12:46Oh, yeah
01:12:47That's right, let's stitch it up, fellas
01:12:51Oh, baby
01:12:52Thank you
01:12:53Thank you very much
01:12:55Oh, thank you
01:12:56No, no, no, thank you
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