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00:00I
00:30何事
00:33何事
00:35何事
00:37何事
00:39蓝蓝不怕
00:40你长大了
00:42每个女孩子长大都会这样
00:45蓝蓝长成大姑娘了
01:00好 坚持住
01:07用力
01:08
01:09用力
01:10慢慢松气
01:14坚持住
01:18松气
01:22
01:23再来
01:25
01:26快了
01:27再坚持一下
01:28
01:31用力
01:32用力
01:33用力
01:34好了啊
01:46又离电扇那么近 吹坏了
01:50費了半天劲
01:51就为了痛快这一下
01:54你也来吧
01:55清清
01:58我还没发现
01:59你脖子长得挺棒的
02:01像画报里的大美人
02:03你看看 长肺子没有
02:05说你胖你倒喘上了
02:07四十八喘晚了七天了
02:12再不做泡腹铲
02:14怕大出血就危险了
02:16怕大出血就危险了
02:18怕男人不让
02:20说是留疤难看
02:22混蛋
02:23她女人的命都快保不住了
02:24叫她自己来生
02:26疼死她
02:28听说
02:29国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢
02:31这事要是弄成了
02:32妇女才算彻底解放
02:34对 叫她们也怀胎十月
02:37然后铲钱 侧切 抛斧
02:39动刀子缝针一胯上
02:41女人受的罪呀
02:42让她们也试上一回
02:44以后世界也就公平了
02:48太感谢你们了
02:52太感谢了
02:53来来来
02:54喝喝喝
02:55对不起
02:56碧钞还说是个女的
02:57可你们给弄出个男的
02:59真是天无绝人之路
03:01大家都高兴啊
03:04同志啊
03:05谁接的声啊
03:06脖子好看的
03:08来来来来
03:09牵上
03:10这是第一块
03:12这是第二块
03:15正配正配
03:16像天仙一样
03:18你们俩
03:20多水灵啊
03:45
03:46给我
03:47给我给我
03:48给我
03:49给我
03:50
03:52流血
03:53好了
03:54还没锻炼呢
04:03五秒
04:09十秒
04:10到我们叫时间
04:20没到
04:22好了
04:23吃饭
04:25吃什么饭呀
04:28面包 鸡汁 牛奶
04:29
04:30我还没发牙呢
04:31你又忘了
04:32先吃饭后刷牙
04:36路过书屋的时候
04:37把这个还给李肠尾
04:38你自己还呗
04:39帮姐姐一回忙
04:40等放了暑假
04:41姐姐带你出去玩
04:42真的
04:43真的
04:44
04:45刷二三尾
04:46
04:47你自己还呗
04:48帮姐姐一回忙
04:49等放了暑假
04:50姐姐带你出去玩
04:51真的
04:52
04:53
04:54刷二三尾
04:55
04:56刷二三尾
04:57
04:58这又是一分
04:59你可真会考
05:00我哥说
05:01课程要优选
05:02反正我将来是学医的
05:04树里画和外语好就行了
05:06学历史有什么用
05:07集歌就行
05:08没历史
05:09哪有你呢
05:10我说我爸我妈生的
05:11又不是历史生的
05:13我哥说历史最没准
05:15只有科学靠得住
05:17我老觉着
05:18我说我姐姐生的
05:19不科学
05:20太外行了
05:21不科学
05:22太外行了
05:23不科学
05:24太外行了
05:25不科学
05:26太外行了
05:27连一点医学常识都不懂
05:29将来最牛逼的是医生
05:30没意思
05:31跟我姐一样
05:32整天和大肚子女人在一起
05:34还得哄着让她们别哭
05:35得了吧
05:36那叫护士
05:37学医的得当博士
05:39三毛玩了一辈子
06:00全世界都走遍了
06:00你看过他的书吗
06:02我不看新书
06:03No, I don't read the book.
06:05I don't read the book.
06:07He was eight years old.
06:09He gave a big boy.
06:12He was a little boy.
06:14He was a boy.
06:16He was a boy.
06:17You can't get into it.
06:19I'm going to go.
06:24Bye.
06:25Bye.
06:33I'm going to get you. Why don't you worry about me?
06:46Sorry, I'm not故意.
06:48I'm going to get you to wash your hands.
06:53Let me wash your hands.
06:56Don't wash your hands.
06:58Don't wash your hands.
06:59Why don't you go home?
07:01No problem.
07:03So late, I can't see you.
07:06I'm going to wash your hands.
07:09I'll go home.
07:19Don't wash your hands.
07:20Don't wash your hands.
07:22Don't wash your hands.
07:23Don't wash your hands.
07:33Don't wash your hands.
07:46So you'll be right back.
07:46Don't wash your hands.
07:49Have you?
07:49How much time?
08:19I'm going to take a break.
08:24Let me go!
08:38Let me go!
08:39Let me go!
08:40Let me go!
08:42Let me go!
08:44Let me go!
08:46Let me go!
08:54Let me go!
08:58Let me go!
09:04Let me go!
09:09Oh
09:11Oh
09:13Oh
09:15Oh
09:17Oh
09:19Oh
09:21Oh
09:27Oh
09:29Oh
09:39Oh
09:41Oh
09:51Oh
09:53Oh
09:55Oh
09:57Oh
09:59Oh
10:01Oh
10:05Oh
10:07The first thing is that the
10:09the
10:11the
10:14the
10:16the
10:17the
10:18the
10:21the
10:22the
10:27the
10:28the
10:33the
10:35I'm going to win.
10:42What a hell of a shit.
10:48It's not a good thing.
10:53It's not a good thing.
10:56You can't look at a good thing.
10:59There's a good thing.
11:02There's a good book,
11:04the English
11:25I'm not going to talk to you.
11:26I'm going to play a play.
11:28I'm going to play a play.
11:31It's a door door. I don't know who it is.
11:34Where is it?
11:35I'm going to go.
11:38You're not looking for a little bit, right?
11:41If you look at our family's house,
11:43I'll just let you go.
12:00You're so small.
12:02You're so small.
12:04You're so small.
12:06You're so small.
12:08You're so small.
12:10I'm so small.
12:12You're so small.
12:16Did you find this one?
12:18Yes.
12:20Okay.
12:24It's 5 o'clock.
12:26The people of the hotel said
12:28the car's back.
12:30The people of the hotel saw it.
12:32The car's the name and the name
12:34is the same.
12:36Is there any more information?
12:38The car's back.
12:40The car's back.
12:42The car's back.
12:44It's a little bit.
12:46It's a little bit.
12:48What's the problem?
12:50Is there any other effects?
12:52Is there any effects?
12:54Is there any effects?
12:56The car's back.
12:58The car's back.
13:00It's a little bit.
13:02The car's back.
13:04It's a little bit.
13:06It's a little bit.
13:08Do you like this one?
13:14This one.
13:24I don't like this one.
13:26Do you like this one?
13:31Do you like this one?
13:35I don't know.
13:36I'm so tired.
13:36I don't know what to do.
13:38I don't know what to do.
13:42Just stop here.
13:43We'll go back.
13:50Stop.
13:51Don't let me open the door.
14:06Don't let me open the door.
14:08Don't let me open the door.
14:09Don't let me open the door.
14:11Don't let me open the door.
14:34停停 你是干什么的 倒什么来 找我的 我先出去一下
14:46你干嘛呢 你主角跑了 让我替他配音 公安区已经找过我哥了 我哥说这种杂志是一个月前进的 两百本早就卖完了 根本记不清买主
15:01再说这种书都是一传十十传百
15:04也不一定就是罪犯买的
15:08我哥心里也挺难受的
15:10我问他话都不爱理我
15:14清清 我哥是真对你好
15:26这本一条来自北方的色狼
15:29这本怪胎
15:32揭开
15:34你要不要拿来
15:37好 你钱挣好
15:40我这书都是畅销全世界
15:48这本书多钱呢
15:50一块
15:51一块
15:52怎么样
15:53这本书都是畅销全世界的
16:03这本书多钱呢
16:05一块
16:06一块
16:07怎么样
16:08
16:09这还贵
16:10这多厚啊这书
16:11两面全是彩色的
16:12
16:14给你钱
16:19清清
16:21你把这招牌换了去
16:27你换不换
16:31这招牌有什么关系啊
16:34这招牌
16:35这招牌
16:36我要走
16:37我要走
16:38这招牌
16:39这招牌
16:40这招牌
16:44请去
16:45请去
16:46你别这样
16:47你有话跟我说
16:48我的书
16:49请请
16:52你怎么说
16:53你先别生气
16:54我跟你说
16:55我跟你慢慢说
16:56请请
16:57大家对不起了
16:58怎么回事了
16:59对不起
17:00I'm going to tell you something, you don't have to worry about it.
17:03You don't have to worry about it, you don't have to worry about it.
17:05I'll give you a copy of it.
17:06Look, this is how it looks.
17:08Sorry, sorry.
17:10I'll see you again soon.
17:13I'll see you again soon.
17:30I'll see you again soon.
17:48I'll see you again soon.
17:52I'll see you again soon.
17:57You still have to worry about it.
18:02Be careful.
18:08You have to worry about it.
18:14I'll see you again soon.
18:17I'll see you again soon.
18:27I'll go to the house.
18:32They can tell me.
18:40First, I've been to the house.
18:44Second, I've been to the house.
18:46I've been to the house.
18:48I've been to the house.
18:51And I've been to the house.
18:55I've been to the house.
18:57I've been to the house.
18:59I've been to the house.
19:01I've been to the house.
19:03It's a good thing.
19:05It's only the house.
19:07I know it's the house.
19:09It's not the house.
19:11I'm going to go to school.
19:13My wife, they know?
19:25And I'll be to the house.
19:39I can't wait kapilaik.
32:12You.
34:12Yeah.
34:42Yeah.
37:12You.
37:42You.
38:12You.
40:42You.
41:12You.
42:12You.
42:42You.

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