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Always playing a victim so my family blames me and pities you After Cancer I Turn into A Badass
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00:00Let's go again with the fainting.
00:02Testing 1, 2, 3.
00:04Hi everyone, it's Evelyn.
00:06I have an announcement to make.
00:08So, my dad, Richard Abbott,
00:10cheated on my mother with Catherine,
00:13while they were still married.
00:15Catherine, who was a call girl at the time,
00:17ended up having my half-sister Ruby
00:20before marrying my father.
00:22Mom, get this crazy woman out of here!
00:25Evelyn!
00:27Show yourself!
00:30My mother went insane from the affair,
00:35and took her own life.
00:37All while my so-called loving father
00:39sat back and did nothing.
00:55Why does Evelyn remind me so much of...
00:58If you dare hand over the company my mom and I built to your wife and daughter,
01:02I'll expose all of your dirty secrets.
01:07Sorry everyone, party's over.
01:09We have some family stuff to deal with.
01:12But we don't want to leave.
01:14Leave!
01:15Leave!
01:16Now!
01:21Now!
01:22You won't overstate your welcome!
01:27Are you trying to destroy my family?
01:29Your mom was the one who got between my parents!
01:32She's the real homewrecker!
01:33I should've left you in that orphanage to die!
01:37If you hadn't cheated, I wouldn't have been in that orphanage!
01:40She grew up in an orphanage as well?
01:42Mom wouldn't have gone crazy with guilt,
01:43and she wouldn't have killed herself!
01:45She'd still be here!
01:46It's your fault she's gone!
01:47This is what you deserve for humiliating me today!
01:50Hey!
01:51Let her go!
01:56Hey!
01:57Are you okay?
01:58I don't need your help!
01:59You mess with my mom's inheritance again and see what I'll fucking do to you!
02:02Hey!
02:03Hey!
02:04You never mentioned knowing Taekwondo or being an orphanage.
02:07If so, did you ever save someone's life when you were younger?
02:11Crap!
02:12It's none of your business!
02:13Let me go!
02:14No, no, no!
02:15Just answer me!
02:17Are you sure you want to get this close in front of Ruby?
02:19She might pass out again.
02:21No!
02:22I can't let anyone find out!
02:23Jasper!
02:25Ruby!
02:27Bravo!
02:29Max, call an ambulance!
02:31Here we go again with the fainting.
02:33Someone fraudulent falling for me.
02:42Ruby,
02:43I remember you used to do Taekwondo, but why did you stop practicing?
02:48I did, but after saving you from drowning at the orphanage, I got sick and I couldn't continue.
02:56Of course!
02:57Ruby heard her lawn saving me.
02:59I must be out of my mind thinking it was Evelyn.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06Get some rest.
03:11Jasper!
03:12Don't you know how much I love you?
03:14Ruby, for the last time, I just see you as Evelyn's sister.
03:18But, but you always choose me over Evelyn.
03:21You always fight about me.
03:23Listen, I'd never abandon Evelyn.
03:27Okay?
03:28She is my wife and always will be.
03:30I looked after you because you saved my life.
03:32But you're right, okay?
03:33From now on, I'll handle things better to avoid misunderstandings.
03:38Got it?
03:39Wow.
03:40Evelyn?
03:41This is amazing.
03:42Well, thanks for bringing me to this first store hotel.
03:45Oh, it's no problem.
03:46Just spending as much of that jerk's money as I can before the divorce.
03:51Ma'am, I got all the photos you wanted.
03:52They're in your email now.
03:53Ma'am, I got all the photos you wanted.
03:54They're in your email now.
03:56I'm sorry, Michael.
03:57It's okay.
03:58But I'll wait a minute.
03:59You can see me on the phone, get out of my phone.
04:01It's okay for you, Tim.
04:02I don't know.
04:03It's okay that I'm good for you.
04:04Thanks for bringing me to this first store hotel.
04:05No problem, just spending as much of that jerk's money as I can before the divorce.
04:09Ma'am, I got all the photos you wanted.
04:12They're in your email now.
04:25Sell these to the press and tell them it's a scandal with the William Stanley heir and his wife's sister.
04:38What the heck? Is your husband crazy? You guys aren't even divorced yet.
04:43Jeez, you're more mad than I am.
04:46This is too unfair for you. We gotta get back at him.
04:50Manager. Where's the manager?
04:52Ladies, how may we be of service?
04:58Bring us your best male escorts.
05:00We're a five-star hotel. We offer no such service.
05:07Perhaps I can offer you a ride to a club?
05:15Though we do have house rules, I may be able to make an exception for our valued guests.
05:22What the fuck is Diamond Boards?
05:35Evelyn!
05:35Evelyn!
05:40Let's get this party started.
05:41I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
05:46I love the way you're slowly getting close to me.
05:50I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
05:54I love the way my...
05:55I love the way my...
05:56my body's moving to the beat.
05:59Boss.
06:02Everyone get out.
06:03Who the hell are you?
06:04I said out!
06:06God help I was counting.
06:07Shut up unless you wanna die.
06:08Go, go, go.
06:10Stop.
06:16Wait! Don't go. I'm having fun!
06:18Hi, girl. I wish I could help you...
06:20I can help you but I can't.
06:22I can't.
06:24Okay.
06:33Seriously Evelyn? Booking a suite and hiring male models with my car?
06:38Careful. You're starting to sound like my asshole husband.
06:41Asshole husband. Okay. You just had your hands all over those guys.
06:46You're such an asshole Jasper. I've done so much for you.
06:50And now I'm dying and I don't even want to love you anymore.
06:54Wait. What are you saying? Who's dying?

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