The Story Of Ms. Funnel Cake

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This episode of East Coast Krime Netwerk delves into the unsettling story of Ms. Funnel Cake, an exotic dancer who finds herself the target of an obsessive stalker. The narrative unfolds as the tension escalates, revealing the complexities of her life and the chilling impact of being pursued by another woman.   ©2025. East Coast Krime Netwerk. All rights reserved.

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00:00This is

00:30East Coast Crime Network, and I'm your host Big Low Block filling in for my guy Cortez Block.

00:35Today, I've got a wild story for you. A tale that dives into obsession,

00:39jealousy, and the dark sides of family ties. Meet August. Now, August was not your everyday girl.

00:46She was a really big girl, tipping the scales at 309 pounds. She had a relationship with food

00:52that was pretty unique. And, let's just say, she used her size to her advantage,

00:57sometimes to bully those who were a bit slimmer than her. Being fat wasn't just a circumstance

01:02for August. It was a source of power. Now, there's something else you should know about August.

01:08She identified as a dyke. Her story takes a drastic turn when I talk about her cousin,

01:13who I'm gonna call Miss Funnel Cake for privacy reasons. Miss Funnel Cake was an exotic dancer.

01:17And unlike most cousins, these two weren't exactly close. August took that distance and

01:22turned it into an obsession. You see, August would actually transform her appearance,

01:27becoming a transgender man just to sneak into the clubs where her cousin danced.

01:31Yeah, she was that obsessed, spying on her cousin in a completely nude setting,

01:36while Miss Funnel Cake thought she was just doing her job. The more she watched,

01:40the more obsessive and jealous August became, eventually spreading lies that she had slept with

01:45Miss Funnel Cake. For over a decade, these fabrications festered in their community.

01:49Folks started to believe that Miss Funnel Cake was involved in something incestuous,

01:54with men backing away and labeling her as gay. As you can imagine, this didn't sit well with Miss

01:59Funnel Cake. Knowing something was seriously amiss, things took a turn when she encountered August at

02:04a cookout. That day, August was with her new fiancé, whom surprisingly was a man, and everyone was there

02:11cheering her on. But August's obsession for Miss Funnel Cake never left her. She started sending harmful

02:17text messages from random numbers, calling Miss Funnel Cake from blocked lines, making her uneasy

02:23and scared. So, after a rough encounter with a man in Milwaukee, whom she wisely decided to leave,

02:30Miss Funnel Cake ran right back to her mother's house in Jacksonville, Florida.

02:34But guess who was chilling there? You got it, August and her fiancé.

02:39In a shocking twist, they suggested a threesome, which Miss Funnel Cake naturally declined.

02:44Understandably overwhelmed, she dashed to the bathroom to throw up. But when she came back,

02:49August had some chilling words for her. Everyone already believes that we did it,

02:54so you might as well. If you tell, no one is going to take your side. No one even likes you.

02:59They like me. Can you imagine that kind of manipulation? It's disturbing.

03:04In a fit of rage and a desperate need to escape, Miss Funnel Cake grabbed a bottle of acid from the

03:09garage and threw it on August and her fiancé. What happened next? Their faces started to melt.

03:15In the chaos, Miss Funnel Cake's mother rushed home and called the cops, but in the panic,

03:20Miss Funnel Cake ended up throwing acid at her mother before she took off.

03:25Fast forward, Miss Funnel Cake found herself in prison. And one day, guess who strolled in?

03:30August. Now with a deformed face from the acid attack, she approached Miss Funnel Cake and

03:35chillingly declared, You'll never be able to get away from me. You belong to me. Can you imagine

03:41the horror that went through Miss Funnel Cake at that moment? Fueled by disgust, she tried to fight

03:46back with a makeshift shank. But August's size, it played a part there too. Sadly, Miss Funnel Cake

03:52lost the fight and her nightmare was far from over. Inside the penitentiary, Miss Funnel Cake endured

03:59unimaginable trauma at the hands of her own cousin. This haunting story is a harsh reminder that betrayal

04:04can come from those closest to you, sometimes in the most unimaginable ways. So, folks, as I wrap up,

04:11remember, not all family ties are strings of love and support. Some can turn into webs of obsession

04:16and abuse. This is Big Blow Black, subbing in for Cortez Black. Stay vigilant, trust your instincts,

04:22and let's keep the conversation going. Make sure to follow me on Instagram and stay tuned for more

04:27stories on East Coast Crime Network. Peace.

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