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Married To A Superstar As The Housewife - Full HD Movie
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right! Enough! Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around
00:00:37if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57You're horrible. Get that scumbag!
00:01:00No need for karma. I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snuck the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:01:22and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:24The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:28Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:32But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:38What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:45but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:49You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:51Sounds more like excuse me.
00:01:53That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:55All right.
00:01:56Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:02:00vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:05Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:34Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat those cooked by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:03:00I sold the house.
00:03:01You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:02Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:13If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:14Go ahead!
00:03:15But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:19I'll sue you!
00:03:21Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:22Don't mess with me.
00:03:23Or a fight for a custody for our staff.
00:03:24A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:29Despicable!
00:03:30Despicable!
00:03:31So, you divorced?
00:03:32It's none of your business!
00:03:33Marry me!
00:03:34Are you insane?
00:03:35My car's worth $4 million.
00:03:36I'm not going to sue you!
00:03:37I'm not going to sue you!
00:03:38I'm not going to sue you!
00:03:39Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:40Don't mess with me.
00:03:41Or a fight for a custody for our staff.
00:03:42A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:43Despicable!
00:03:44So, you divorced?
00:03:45It's none of your business!
00:03:46Marry me!
00:03:47Are you insane?
00:03:49My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:02Do you want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:14We'll trust that, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:27Wow!
00:04:34So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:39So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:08Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:27Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:47So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:51Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
00:05:58The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:05Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
00:06:08Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:11And now, 150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:16Per year?
00:06:17Per month, of course.
00:06:31So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just wanna know more about my wife.
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39His name is Luke.
00:06:40He's nine.
00:06:41In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:50Good lord.
00:06:59That looks calorie packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you.
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:07Geez, touchy.
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:13Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:17We're meeting the director.
00:07:19Already?
00:07:20This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now.
00:07:38Hey, Brad.
00:07:39Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:45My.
00:07:46God.
00:07:47I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:50But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:07:53Alright, girls.
00:07:54Let's get going.
00:07:55Hmm.
00:07:56Right here.
00:07:57I got it.
00:07:58Are you okay, baby?
00:07:59Watch out.
00:08:00Please calm down.
00:08:01Can't you sit up back here?
00:08:02Sit down.
00:08:03Get him out of here.
00:08:04Oh my God.
00:08:05Are you okay, baby?
00:08:06Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:11She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:29Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:38How do I look?
00:08:54Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:00Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why are you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:08Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:19Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:09:38Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:07You know, the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:13He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced,
00:10:17he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:19I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:31Come back to me.
00:10:32You'll learn to be a proper...
00:10:33Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:52You guessed right.
00:10:57Much better now.
00:10:58Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:22You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:27I can cover your shift today.
00:11:30Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:43Aubrey.
00:11:44What are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen.
00:11:49Stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you,
00:11:55but I'm married too.
00:11:56It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:12:06I do have a husband.
00:12:07And he's hotter, wealthier,
00:12:10and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great,
00:12:14why's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:18Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24I want hot tea.
00:12:34Jeez.
00:12:35You trying to scald me?
00:12:37Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12Good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split,
00:13:16you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:20Don't stoop to our level.
00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes.
00:13:28Else, I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figured it out.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:37Top of my water.
00:13:44Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:46Well, I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:54Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:02Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife.
00:14:11At least on paper.
00:14:12Okay, guys.
00:14:13If you don't need anything else,
00:14:15I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god.
00:14:19My ring.
00:14:20It's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us,
00:14:24I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch
00:14:27doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:14:32let alone steal it.
00:14:34Denying won't help.
00:14:36Let's arm you somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you fired.
00:14:49No way.
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose.
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:02You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:20That's actually my husband.
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:15:24Aubrey.
00:15:25Let me explain.
00:15:27Wait.
00:15:27Wait.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:30All right.
00:15:34Enough.
00:15:35Cut it out.
00:15:37I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:15:39Lesson around.
00:15:40If you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:48Totally unfaminate.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:15:53Help!
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00:16:02Get that scumbag!
00:16:03No need for a comma.
00:16:04I can't handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris, Leo snucked the row you wanted.
00:16:19No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years, but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:54Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:56That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:58All right.
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her, vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:08Now that's a story people might buy into, but the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16All right.
00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:25Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:28I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys eat both cooked by nuts, sleep with nuts, have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:52I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:55Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:20I sold the house.
00:18:21You got till tonight to move out.
00:18:23Or your stuff will get thrown away.
00:18:28If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:38Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me.
00:18:41Or apply for a custody for our son.
00:18:43Jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:47So, you divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth $4 million.
00:19:06You want to talk about marriage?
00:19:09Or compensation?
00:19:10This way, ma'am.
00:19:17Watch your step, ma'am.
00:19:25Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:26I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:29I've seen it!
00:19:43I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:43So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:20:02Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:05Forget that.
00:20:06Come sign the contract.
00:20:11Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:20:13Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey, listen to me.
00:20:19I love you for more than 10 years.
00:20:22I heard that you're divorced.
00:20:25So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:43Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:21:00I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:05You're Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:08Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually, they pay around $500,000 and now, $150,000.
00:21:16That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month, of course.
00:21:21So, you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38Just want to know more about my wife.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40He's nine.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:49In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:21:52Good lord, that looks calorie packed
00:22:05First, it's not for you
00:22:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:22:10Jeez, touchy
00:22:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:22:16Keep that up
00:22:18Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:22:21For meeting the director
00:22:22Already?
00:22:25This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:22:27And I really want you to take it seriously
00:22:29Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:31Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:22:35Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:22:38We'll solve this problem right now
00:22:41Hey Brad
00:22:43Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:48Oh my god
00:22:51I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:22:54But luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish
00:22:57Alright girls
00:22:58Let's get going
00:23:00Right here
00:23:02I got it
00:23:03Are you okay, baby?
00:23:13Watch out, please calm down
00:23:15Can we set up back here?
00:23:16Sit down, baby
00:23:17Get back here
00:23:18Oh my god, are you okay, baby?
00:23:20Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now
00:23:31So yes, it's worth it
00:23:34Baby Ro, I did my best today
00:23:38Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day
00:23:41How do I look?
00:23:58Wow
00:23:58You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01Wow
00:24:04You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:24:06Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:11Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine
00:24:14That's what handling a big star does to me
00:24:17Let's go, girls
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys
00:24:20No problem, baby
00:24:21Jeez
00:24:23How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27Just like Kardashians
00:24:29Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:33God is fair
00:24:34Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:24:39Wow
00:24:44You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46We look so perfect together
00:24:48It's a match
00:24:49Made in heaven
00:24:50No, no, no
00:25:02There's no spark between you two
00:25:05You don't love your wife at all
00:25:06I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:25:08But we haven't even started talking
00:25:11You know the lot talk is about feeling
00:25:13I don't feel your love for her
00:25:16He's crazy about me
00:25:18The moment I was divorced
00:25:20He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:22I love you, baby
00:25:25That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:30Come back to me
00:25:35I will learn to be a proper
00:25:36Geez
00:25:39Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:25:42And not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49Any steak?
00:25:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52Bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54You guessed right
00:25:56Much better now
00:26:05Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading
00:26:17You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30Yeah, of course
00:26:31I can cover your shift today
00:26:32Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:39Aubrey
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:51Listen
00:26:52Stop harassing me
00:26:53Tiffany and I are engaged
00:26:55Sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58But I'm married too
00:27:00It's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02Jim
00:27:03I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:27:06I do have a husband
00:27:10And he's hotter
00:27:12Wealthier
00:27:13And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15If he's so great
00:27:17When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on, man
00:27:22Don't just stand there
00:27:23Serve us
00:27:24I want
00:27:26Hot tea
00:27:27Jeez
00:27:37You trying to scald me?
00:27:50Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better
00:27:52Drink up, dear
00:27:54Ouch
00:27:55This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:28:03It's whopping two carats
00:28:05I heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13Wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow
00:28:15Good for you
00:28:17And when you guys eventually split
00:28:19You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:24Don't stoop to our level
00:28:27You
00:28:28Go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes
00:28:31Else
00:28:31I'll be reporting you
00:28:32I said
00:28:33Half an hour
00:28:35When you ordered
00:28:35Then
00:28:36Figured it out
00:28:37Wait
00:28:39Tub off my water
00:28:41Mary
00:28:48You owe me a proper meal
00:28:49I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52Aubrey?
00:28:57Why are you waitressing?
00:28:58We're not really married
00:28:59What I do is none of your business
00:29:01Let's go
00:29:05The advertisers are waiting
00:29:06Keep an eye on her
00:29:10Make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12I'm not her agent
00:29:13But she's my wife
00:29:14At least on paper
00:29:15Okay guys
00:29:16If you don't need anything else
00:29:18I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:19Oh my god
00:29:22My ring
00:29:23It's gone
00:29:24Since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27I suspect you stole my ring
00:29:29Just because you're a bitch
00:29:30Doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:29:35Let alone steal it
00:29:36Denial won't help
00:29:38It's on you somewhere
00:29:41See?
00:29:44This is proof
00:29:46I'm gonna have you
00:29:51Fired
00:29:52No way
00:29:53You're framing me on purpose
00:29:54Got it
00:30:01Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03You and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16Look at them
00:30:18That's what we call sweet
00:30:20I wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:30:25You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27Aubrey
00:30:28Let me explain
00:30:30Wait, wait, wait
00:30:31Stop
00:30:33All right, enough
00:30:38Cut it out
00:30:39I wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42Messing around
00:30:43If you didn't push me to do it
00:30:47Look at yourself
00:30:48Sloppy
00:30:49You're rude
00:30:50Totally unfeminine
00:30:53I want a divorce
00:30:55Crazy lady
00:30:57I want a divorce
00:30:59Crazy lady
00:31:00Get that scum back
00:31:06No need for karma
00:31:07I can handle this myself
00:31:08Hand me the car key
00:31:09Chris
00:31:20Leo's not the rule you wanted
00:31:22No way
00:31:23Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that
00:31:26He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:31:29And his last movie made only $100 million
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:31:42Known around town as a total playboy
00:31:45What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:31:52But she's married
00:31:53And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02All right
00:32:03Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:32:07Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10To prove I can be a committed guy
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15But the problem is
00:32:17You're just making this up on the spot
00:32:19All right
00:32:20I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26Damn it
00:32:30Fuck
00:32:31I'm so sorry
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts
00:32:46But you guys eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48Sleep with nuts
00:32:49Have kids with nuts
00:32:50You are the real nuts here
00:32:52No offense
00:32:53But I'm Chris Roberts
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58Only supermodels
00:33:02Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
00:33:06Shit
00:33:16I sold the house
00:33:24You got till tonight to move out
00:33:26Or
00:33:27Your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29If you want to divorce me
00:33:33Fine
00:33:33Go ahead
00:33:34But how dare you sell our house
00:33:37Without my consent
00:33:39I'll sue you
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me
00:33:44Or apply for a custody for our staff
00:33:46A jobless housewife like you
00:33:48Won't stand a chance
00:33:49Despicable
00:33:51So
00:33:52You divorced?
00:33:54It's none of your business
00:33:56Marry me
00:33:56Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth 4 million dollars
00:34:09You want to talk about marriage?
00:34:12Or compensation?
00:34:15This way, Mom
00:34:16Watch your step, Mom
00:34:22Welcome, Mom
00:34:29Wow
00:34:40So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45So
00:34:59I get a room like this
00:35:01For a fake marriage?
00:35:03No
00:35:03This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:35:05Yours is upstairs
00:35:07Bigger and better
00:35:08Forget that
00:35:10Come sign the contract
00:35:11Sign this
00:35:15And you will be my wife
00:35:16Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey
00:35:19Okay
00:35:20Aubrey
00:35:21Listen to me
00:35:22I love you
00:35:24For more than 10 years
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26That you're divorced
00:35:27So
00:35:28I popped the question right away
00:35:31What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey
00:35:36This marriage is just for show
00:35:37I hope you won't catch
00:35:39Real feelings for me
00:35:40Relax
00:35:42Not falling for you
00:35:43As easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45Great
00:35:45That's amazing
00:35:46Once I secure the role
00:35:48And back that Oscar
00:35:49We'll part our ways
00:35:52Smoothly
00:35:53So we stuck together
00:35:56Until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say
00:36:00Till that do us a part
00:36:01Don't worry about that
00:36:02I'm gonna pay you
00:36:04An acting salary
00:36:05The same as I do
00:36:06With my models and actors
00:36:07You're Chris Roberts
00:36:09Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:36:12Considering our attitude
00:36:13I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:36:15Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17And now
00:36:18150k
00:36:20That's enough for you
00:36:21Per year?
00:36:23Per month, of course
00:36:24So you have a son?
00:36:40Don't get me wrong
00:36:41Just wanna know more about my wife
00:36:43Yeah
00:36:49His name is Luke
00:36:51He's nine
00:36:52In summer camp
00:36:54I'm aware of the divorce
00:36:55Good lord
00:37:06That looks calorie packed
00:37:08First
00:37:09It's not for you
00:37:10Second
00:37:11I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13Jeez
00:37:15Touchy
00:37:16It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20Keep that up
00:37:21Another thing
00:37:22Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24For meeting the director
00:37:25Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30And I really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:35Because it's gonna be the first time
00:37:36That you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38Come on
00:37:39This top I'm wearing
00:37:40Is like from the supermarket
00:37:41I'm gonna solve this problem right now
00:37:44Hey Brad
00:37:46Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:52Oh
00:37:52My
00:37:53God
00:37:54I didn't expect this to be such a
00:37:56Huge project
00:37:57But luckily
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:38:00Alright girls
00:38:01Let's get going
00:38:03Right here
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06Are you okay baby?
00:38:17Watch out
00:38:18Please calm down
00:38:18Can't you sit up back here?
00:38:20Sit down
00:38:20Get him out of here
00:38:21Oh my god
00:38:22Are you okay baby?
00:38:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces
00:38:32Worth the expense for her?
00:38:34She's my wife now
00:38:35So yes
00:38:36It's worth it
00:38:37Baby Ro
00:38:40I did my best today
00:38:41Remember
00:38:43Rome wasn't built in the day
00:38:45How do I look?
00:39:01Wow
00:39:02You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:05Wow
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:10Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:14Julia
00:39:14Her acting skills surpassed mine
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20Let's go girls
00:39:22Thank you so much guys
00:39:23No problem baby
00:39:24Jeez
00:39:27How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:31Just like Kardashians
00:39:32Guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:39:37God is fair
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:39:43Wow
00:39:47You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49We look so perfect together
00:39:51It's a match
00:39:53Made in heaven
00:39:54No no no
00:40:05There's no spark between you two
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking
00:40:14You know the law talk is about feeling
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her
00:40:19He's crazy about me
00:40:22The moment I was divorced
00:40:23He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26I love you baby
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:32Come back to me
00:40:38Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:40Jeez
00:40:43Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes
00:40:48But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52Any steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55Bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58You guessed right
00:41:00Much better now
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading
00:41:20You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:34Of course
00:41:34I can cover your shift today
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42Aubrey
00:41:50What are you doing here?
00:41:53You're not stalking me, are you?
00:41:55Listen
00:41:55Stop harassing me
00:41:57Tiffany and I are engaged
00:41:59Sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02But I'm married too
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05Jim!
00:42:06I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14And he's hotter
00:42:15Wealthier
00:42:16And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:19If he's so great
00:42:20When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on man
00:42:25Don't just stand there
00:42:26Serve us
00:42:27I want
00:42:29Hot tea
00:42:31Jeez
00:42:41You trying to scald me?
00:42:53Are you satisfied now?
00:42:55That's better
00:42:55Drink up dear
00:42:57Ouch
00:42:59This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:43:06It's whopping two carats
00:43:08I heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:16Wasn't it?
00:43:18Wow
00:43:19Good for you
00:43:20And when you guys eventually split
00:43:22You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:27Don't stupid or level
00:43:30You
00:43:31Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:43:34Else
00:43:35I'll be reporting you
00:43:36I said
00:43:36Half an hour
00:43:38When you ordered
00:43:39Then
00:43:39Figured it out
00:43:40Wait
00:43:42Pop off my water
00:43:45Mary
00:43:51You owe me a proper meal
00:43:53I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:56Aubrey
00:44:00Why are you waitressing?
00:44:02We're not really married
00:44:03What I do is none of your business
00:44:04Let's go
00:44:08The advertisers are waiting
00:44:09Keep an eye on her
00:44:13Make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15I'm not her agent
00:44:16But she's my wife
00:44:18At least on paper
00:44:19Okay guys
00:44:19If you don't need anything else
00:44:21I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23Oh my god
00:44:25My rain
00:44:26It's gone
00:44:27Since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30I suspect you stole my rain
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch
00:44:34Doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38Let alone steal it
00:44:39Denying won't help
00:44:41Let's arm you somewhere
00:44:44See?
00:44:47This is proof
00:44:49I'm gonna have you
00:44:54Fired
00:44:55No way
00:44:56You're framing me on purpose
00:44:58Got it
00:45:04Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:20Look at them
00:45:22That's what we call sweet
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:45:29You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30Aubrey
00:45:31Let me explain
00:45:33Wait, wait, wait
00:45:35Stop
00:45:36All right, enough
00:45:41Cut it out
00:45:42I wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:46Lasting around
00:45:47If you didn't push me to do it
00:45:50Look at yourself
00:45:51Sloppy
00:45:52You're rude
00:45:54Totally
00:45:55Unfeminine
00:45:57I want a divorce
00:45:58Crazy lady
00:46:00Get that scumbag
00:46:10No need for karma
00:46:10I can't handle this myself
00:46:12Hand me the car key
00:46:13Chris
00:46:23Leo snucked the row you wanted
00:46:25No way
00:46:26Why him?
00:46:29I cannot understand that
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:46:32And his last movie made only 100 million dollars
00:46:35The director's looking for a guy
00:46:36Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:46:41For true love
00:46:42But what about you?
00:46:44You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:46:46Known around town
00:46:47He's a total playboy
00:46:48What if
00:46:49I told everyone
00:46:51That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55But she's married
00:46:57And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59You think that would lend me the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like excuse to me
00:47:03That's not good enough, huh?
00:47:06All right
00:47:06Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:47:09And I'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13To prove I can be a committed guy?
00:47:15Now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18But the problem is
00:47:20You're just making this up on the spot
00:47:23All right
00:47:23I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29Damn it
00:47:33Fuck
00:47:35I'm so sorry
00:47:42Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:45Is that all your men got?
00:47:48Yeah
00:47:48I'm nuts
00:47:49But you guys
00:47:50Eat don't cook by nuts
00:47:51Sleep with nuts
00:47:52Have kids with nuts
00:47:54You are the real nuts here
00:47:55No offense
00:47:56But I'm Chris Roberts
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01Only supermodels
00:48:05Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
00:48:09I sold the house
00:48:28You got till tonight to move out
00:48:30Or
00:48:31Your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32If you want to divorce me
00:48:36Fine
00:48:36Go ahead
00:48:37But how dare you sell our house
00:48:40Without my consent
00:48:43I'll sue you
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me
00:48:47Or apply for a cut-safe or a star
00:48:49Jobless housewife like you
00:48:51Won't stand a chance
00:48:53Despicable
00:48:54So
00:48:55You're divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business
00:48:59Marry me
00:49:00Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth four million dollars
00:49:12You want to talk about marriage?
00:49:16Or compensation?
00:49:19This win, ma'am
00:49:20What's your step, ma'am?
00:49:32Welcome, ma'am
00:49:33Wow
00:49:43So it's your house at 5th Central Avenue
00:49:46I've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48So
00:50:03I get a room like this
00:50:05For a fake marriage?
00:50:06No
00:50:06This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:50:09Yours is upstairs
00:50:10Bigger and better
00:50:11Forget that
00:50:13Come sign the contract
00:50:14Sign this
00:50:18And you will be my wife
00:50:20Sorry, what's your name again?
00:50:22Aubrey
00:50:23Okay
00:50:23Aubrey
00:50:24Listen to me
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27For more than 10 years
00:50:28I heard
00:50:29That you're divorced
00:50:31So
00:50:32I popped the question right away
00:50:34What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:39Aubrey
00:50:39This marriage is just for show
00:50:41I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:43Relax
00:50:45Not falling for you
00:50:47As easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48Great
00:50:49That's amazing
00:50:50Once I secure the role
00:50:52And bag that Oscar
00:50:53We'll part our ways
00:50:55Smoothly
00:50:56So we stuck together
00:50:59Until we win an Oscar?
00:51:02Might as well say
00:51:03Till that do us a part
00:51:05Don't worry about that
00:51:06I'm gonna pay you
00:51:07An acting salary
00:51:08The same as I do with my models and actors
00:51:10You're Chris Roberts
00:51:12Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:15Considering our attitude
00:51:17I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:51:18Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:51:21And now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23That's enough for you
00:51:24Per year?
00:51:26Per month, of course
00:51:28So you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong
00:51:44Just wanna know more about my wife
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:52His name is Luke
00:51:54He's nine
00:51:55In summer camp
00:51:57Unware of the divorce
00:51:59Good lord
00:52:09That looks calorie packed
00:52:11First
00:52:13It's not for you
00:52:14Second
00:52:14I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:52:17Jeez
00:52:19Touchy
00:52:20It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:23Keep that up
00:52:25Another thing
00:52:26Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:52:27We're meeting the director
00:52:29Already?
00:52:31This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:52:34And I really want you to take it seriously
00:52:36Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:52:38Because it's gonna be the first time
00:52:40That you're gonna act as my wife
00:52:41Come on
00:52:42This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:52:45We'll solve this problem right now
00:52:48Hey Brad
00:52:49Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:52:55Oh
00:52:55My
00:52:56God
00:52:57I didn't expect this to be such a
00:52:59Huge project
00:53:01But luckily
00:53:02I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:53:03Alright girls
00:53:04Let's get going
00:53:06Right here
00:53:09I got it
00:53:10Are you okay baby?
00:53:20Watch out
00:53:21Please calm down
00:53:22Can you sit up back here?
00:53:23Get him out of here
00:53:25Oh my god
00:53:26Are you okay baby?
00:53:32Are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:36She's my wife now
00:53:38So yes
00:53:39It's worth it
00:53:40Baby Ro
00:53:43I did my best today
00:53:45Remember
00:53:46Rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:48How do I look?
00:54:04Wow
00:54:05You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:08Wow
00:54:11You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:54:13Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:54:17Julia
00:54:18Your acting skill surpassed mine
00:54:20That's what handling a big star does to me
00:54:23Let's go girls
00:54:25Thank you so much guys
00:54:26No problem baby
00:54:28Jeez
00:54:30How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:54:33Just like Kardashians
00:54:36Guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:54:40God is fair
00:54:41Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:44He gave you unbridled confidence
00:54:46Wow
00:54:51You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:54:53We look so perfect together
00:54:54It's a match
00:54:56Made in heaven
00:54:57No no no
00:55:09There's no spark between you two
00:55:11You don't love your wife at all
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:55:15But we haven't even started talking
00:55:17You know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:19I don't feel your love for her
00:55:22He's crazy about me
00:55:25The moment I was divorced
00:55:26He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:29I love you baby
00:55:32That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36Come back to me
00:55:41Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:43Jeez
00:55:46Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:55:49And not some charlatan?
00:55:51Yes
00:55:51But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:55:56Any steak?
00:55:57Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:55:59Bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01You guessed right
00:56:03Much better now
00:56:08Can you eat quieter?
00:56:22You're disturbing my reading
00:56:31You're married?
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:35What?
00:56:35Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:37Yeah of course
00:56:37I can cover your shift today
00:56:39Where are you going?
00:56:42The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:46Aubrey
00:56:53What are you doing here?
00:56:56You're not stalking me, are you?
00:56:58Listen
00:56:58Stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and I are engaged
00:57:02Sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05But I'm married too
00:57:06It's not just you who found someone new
00:57:08Jim!
00:57:09I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:57:13I do have a husband
00:57:17And he's hotter
00:57:19Wealthier
00:57:20And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:22If he's so great
00:57:23When's an old timer like you
00:57:26Still going here serving tapes?
00:57:28Come on man
00:57:28Don't just stand there
00:57:30Serve us
00:57:30I want
00:57:33Hot tea
00:57:34Jeez
00:57:44You trying to scald me?
00:57:56Are you satisfied now?
00:57:58That's better
00:57:58Drink up dear
00:58:00Ouch
00:58:02This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:58:09It's whopping two carats
00:58:12I heard your wedding ring was
00:58:15A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:20Wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow
00:58:22Good for you
00:58:24And when you guys eventually split
00:58:25You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:32Don't stoop to our level
00:58:33You
00:58:35Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:58:37Else
00:58:38I'll be reporting you
00:58:39I said
00:58:40Half an hour
00:58:41When you ordered
00:58:42Then
00:58:43Figured it out
00:58:44Wait
00:58:46Tub off my water
00:58:48Mary
00:58:54You owe me a proper meal
00:58:56I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:58:59Aubrey
00:59:03Why are you waitressing?
00:59:05We're not really married
00:59:06What I do is none of your business
00:59:07Let's go
00:59:11The advertisers are waiting
00:59:12Keep an eye on her
00:59:16Make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:19I'm not her agent
00:59:20But she's my wife
00:59:21At least on paper
00:59:22Okay guys
00:59:23If you don't need anything else
00:59:24I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:26Oh my god
00:59:28My rain
00:59:29It's gone
00:59:31Since you're the only one serving us
00:59:34I suspect you stole my rain
00:59:36Just because you're a bitch
00:59:37Doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:39I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:42Let alone steal it
00:59:43Denying won't help
00:59:45Let's own you somewhere
00:59:47See?
00:59:51This is proof
00:59:52I'm gonna have you
00:59:58Fired
00:59:59No way
01:00:00You're framing me on purpose
01:00:01Got it
01:00:07Get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09You and your husband are so sweet
01:00:15You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17Sweet?
01:00:18We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:23Look at them
01:00:25That's what we call sweet
01:00:27I wish my hubby was like that
01:00:28Fuck, that's actually my husband
01:00:32You jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:34Aubrey
01:00:35Let me explain
01:00:36Wait, wait, wait
01:00:38Stop
01:00:39Fast
01:00:42Alright, enough
01:00:44Cut it out
01:00:46I
01:00:47Wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49Messing around
01:00:50If you
01:00:51Didn't push me
01:00:52To do it
01:00:53Look at yourself
01:00:54Sloppy
01:00:55You're rude
01:00:57Totally
01:00:58Unfeminine
01:01:00I want a divorce
01:01:02Crazy lady
01:01:03Karma, we'll get that scum back
01:01:13No need for karma
01:01:14I can handle this myself
01:01:15Hand me the car key
01:01:16Chris
01:01:26Leo snucked the rule you wanted
01:01:28No way
01:01:30Why him?
01:01:32I cannot understand that
01:01:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me
01:01:35And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:38The director's looking for a guy
01:01:40Who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
01:01:44For true love
01:01:45But what about you?
01:01:47You're a forty-year-old bachelor
01:01:49Known around town as a total playboy
01:01:52What if I told everyone
01:01:54That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
01:01:58But she's married
01:02:00And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
01:02:03You think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04Sounds more like excused me
01:02:06That's not good enough, huh?
01:02:09Alright
01:02:10Do I have to say she just got divorced
01:02:12And I'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
01:02:17To prove I can be a committed guy?
01:02:19Now that's a story people might buy into
01:02:21But the problem is
01:02:24You're just making this up on the spot
01:02:26Alright
01:02:27I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
01:02:32Damn it
01:02:36Fuck
01:02:38I'm so sorry
01:02:45Are you nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:50Is that all your men got?
01:02:51Yeah, I'm nuts
01:02:52But you guys
01:02:53Eat those cooked by nuts
01:02:55Sleep with nuts
01:02:56Have kids with nuts
01:02:57You are the real nuts here
01:02:58No offense
01:02:59But I'm Chris Roberts
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
01:03:05Only supermodels
01:03:09Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
01:03:13I sold the house
01:03:31You got till tonight to move out
01:03:33Or
01:03:34Your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:36If you want to divorce me
01:03:39Fine
01:03:40Go ahead
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house
01:03:44Without my consent
01:03:46I'll sue you
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:50Don't mess with me
01:03:51Or a fight for a cutscene for our son
01:03:53A jobless house I've left you
01:03:55Won't stand a chance
01:03:56Despicable
01:03:57So
01:03:59You divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business
01:04:02Marry me
01:04:03Are you insane?
01:04:14My car's worth 4 million dollars
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage?
01:04:19Or compensation?
01:04:22This way, Mom
01:04:23Watch us stop, Mom
01:04:28Welcome, Mom
01:04:36Wow
01:04:47So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51So
01:05:06I get a room like this
01:05:08For a fake marriage?
01:05:09No
01:05:10This is for Elizabeth, my dog
01:05:12Yours is upstairs
01:05:13Bigger and better
01:05:15Forget that
01:05:16Come sign the contract
01:05:18Sign this
01:05:22And you will be my wife
01:05:23Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:26Aubrey
01:05:26Okay
01:05:27Aubrey
01:05:28Listen to me
01:05:29I love you
01:05:30For more than 10 years
01:05:32I heard
01:05:33That you're divorced
01:05:35So
01:05:35I popped the question right away
01:05:37What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey
01:05:42This marriage is just for show
01:05:44I hope you won't catch
01:05:45Real feelings for me
01:05:47Relax
01:05:49Not falling for you
01:05:50As easy as drinking and eating
01:05:52Great
01:05:52That's amazing
01:05:53Once I secure the role
01:05:55And back that Oscar
01:05:56We'll part our ways
01:05:58Smoothly
01:06:00So we stuck together
01:06:02Until we win an Oscar?
01:06:05Might as well say
01:06:06Till that do us a part
01:06:08Don't worry about that
01:06:09I'm gonna pay you
01:06:10An acting salary
01:06:11The same as I do
01:06:13With my models and actors
01:06:14You're Chris Roberts
01:06:16Those actresses
01:06:17Must earn a fortune
01:06:18Considering our attitude
01:06:20I'm gonna go with
01:06:21Minimum wage
01:06:22Usually they pay around
01:06:23500 grand
01:06:24And now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26That's enough for you
01:06:28Per year?
01:06:30Per month
01:06:30Of course
01:06:41Okay
01:06:44So you have a son
01:06:45Don't get me wrong
01:06:47Just wanna know more
01:06:48About my wife
01:06:49Yeah
01:06:55His name is Luke
01:06:57He's nine
01:06:58In summer camp
01:07:00I'm aware of the divorce
01:07:02Good lord
01:07:12That looks calorie packed
01:07:14First
01:07:16It's not for you
01:07:17Second
01:07:17I hate
01:07:18When people reduce food
01:07:19To calories
01:07:20Jeez
01:07:22Touchy
01:07:23It'll make my loving you
01:07:25Seem even more dramatic
01:07:26Keep that up
01:07:28Another thing
01:07:29Clear your schedule
01:07:30For tomorrow
01:07:31For meeting the director
01:07:32Already?
01:07:35This is your first time
01:07:36Stepping out as my wife
01:07:37And I really want you
01:07:38To take it seriously
01:07:39Need to dress up nicely
01:07:41Alright
01:07:41Because it's gonna be
01:07:42The first time
01:07:43That you're gonna act
01:07:44As my wife
01:07:45Come on
01:07:46This top I'm wearing
01:07:47Is like from the supermarket
01:07:48I'll solve this problem
01:07:50Right now
01:07:51Hey Brad
01:07:53Didn't you say
01:07:55You could transform
01:07:56Any woman?
01:07:58Oh
01:07:59My
01:08:00God
01:08:01I didn't expect this
01:08:02To be such a
01:08:03Huge project
01:08:04But luckily
01:08:05I'm a Hollywood
01:08:06Stylish
01:08:07Alright girls
01:08:08Let's get going
01:08:10Right here
01:08:12I got it
01:08:13Are you okay
01:08:23Watch out
01:08:24Please calm down
01:08:25Can you set up back here?
01:08:27Get him back here
01:08:28Oh my god
01:08:29Are you okay baby?
01:08:30Are these ladies
01:08:37Fashion pieces
01:08:38Worth the expense
01:08:39For her?
01:08:40She's my wife now
01:08:41So yes
01:08:42It's worth it
01:08:43Baby Ro
01:08:46I did my best today
01:08:48Remember
01:08:49Rome wasn't built
01:08:51In the day
01:09:00How do I look?
01:09:08Wow
01:09:08You're the most beautiful
01:09:10You have ever seen
01:09:11Wow
01:09:14You sure ain't sure
01:09:16That ass
01:09:16Why aren't you
01:09:17Closing the
01:09:18Victoria's Secret
01:09:18Show this year?
01:09:21Julia
01:09:21Your acting skills
01:09:23Surpassed mine
01:09:24That's what handling
01:09:25A big story
01:09:26Does to me
01:09:26Let's go girls
01:09:28Thank you so much
01:09:29Guys
01:09:30No problem baby
01:09:31Geez
01:09:33How did I not realize
01:09:35My backside
01:09:35Has such potential?
01:09:37Just like
01:09:38Kardashians
01:09:39Guess
01:09:40You regret this
01:09:41Fake marriage now
01:09:42Huh?
01:09:43God is fair
01:09:44Though he didn't bless you
01:09:46With a fury physique
01:09:47He gave you
01:09:48Unbrittle confidence
01:09:49Wow
01:09:54You're totally
01:09:55Gonna nail that role now
01:09:56We look so perfect together
01:09:58It's a match
01:09:59Made in heaven
01:10:00Made in heaven
01:10:00No no no
01:10:12There's no spark
01:10:14Between you two
01:10:15You don't love your wife
01:10:16At all
01:10:16I'm sorry that I can't
01:10:18Give you this role
01:10:18But we haven't even started talking
01:10:21You know the law talk is about feeling
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her
01:10:25He's crazy about me
01:10:28The moment I was divorced
01:10:30He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:32I love you baby
01:10:35That's because I just can't wait
01:10:37To spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:39Come back to me
01:10:45Or you'll learn to be a proper
01:10:46Jeez
01:10:49Are you sure
01:10:50He's top Hollywood's director
01:10:52And not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes
01:10:54But he did catch you
01:10:56Rolling your eyes at me
01:10:57Maybe it's only because
01:10:58You ordered a cup of water
01:10:59And a steak
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid
01:11:01Your dress zipper
01:11:02Bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04You guessed right
01:11:06Much better now
01:11:12Can you eat quieter?
01:11:26You're disturbing my reading
01:11:34You're married?
01:11:37What's up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:39Your daughter's in the hospital
01:11:40With a fever?
01:11:40Of course
01:11:41I can cover your shift today
01:11:42Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract
01:11:46Doesn't require me
01:11:47To report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:49Aubrey
01:11:57What are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me
01:12:00Are you?
01:12:01Listen
01:12:02Stop harassing me
01:12:03Tiffany and I
01:12:04Are engaged
01:12:05Sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08But I'm married too
01:12:10It's not just you
01:12:11Who found someone new
01:12:12Jim
01:12:13I told you
01:12:14She put up a front
01:12:15About finding someone else
01:12:16I do have a husband
01:12:20And he's hotter
01:12:22Wealthier
01:12:23And lasts longer in bed
01:12:24Than you ever did
01:12:25If he's so great
01:12:27Why's an old timer like you
01:12:29Still going here
01:12:30Serving tapes
01:12:31Come on man
01:12:32Don't just stand there
01:12:33Serve us
01:12:34I want
01:12:36Hot tea
01:12:37Jeez
01:12:47You trying to
01:12:49Scalp me?
01:12:50Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better
01:13:02Drink up dear
01:13:04Ouch
01:13:05This huge diamond ring
01:13:08Make it hard to lift my hand
01:13:10Check out my engagement ring
01:13:12From Mark
01:13:13It's whopping two carrots
01:13:15I heard your wedding ring was
01:13:18A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:23Wasn't it?
01:13:25Wow
01:13:25Good for you
01:13:27And when you guys eventually split
01:13:29You will get a nice chunk of change
01:13:32From selling this treasure
01:13:34Don't stoop their level
01:13:37You
01:13:38Go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes
01:13:41Else
01:13:41I'll be reporting you
01:13:42I said
01:13:43Half an hour
01:13:45When you ordered
01:13:45Then
01:13:46Figured it out
01:13:47Wait
01:13:49Tub off my water
01:13:51Mary
01:13:58You owe me a proper meal
01:13:59I refrain from stabbing those two
01:14:01For your job's sake
01:14:02Aubrey
01:14:06Why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married
01:14:09What I do is none of your business
01:14:11Let's go
01:14:14The advertisers are waiting
01:14:16Keep an eye on her
01:14:20Make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22I'm not her agent
01:14:23But she's my wife
01:14:24At least on paper
01:14:25Okay guys
01:14:26If you don't need anything else
01:14:28I'm gonna head out
01:14:29And change shifts
01:14:29Oh my god
01:14:32My ring
01:14:33It's gone
01:14:34Since you're the only one serving us
01:14:37I suspect you stole my ring
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch
01:14:40Doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch
01:14:44The stuff you've worn
01:14:45Let alone steal it
01:14:46Then now it won't help
01:14:48It's only you somewhere
01:14:51See?
01:14:54This is proof
01:14:56I'm gonna have you
01:15:01Fired
01:15:02No way
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose
01:15:04Got it
01:15:11Get the restaurant owner
01:15:12Over here for me
01:15:24I'm gonna have you
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01:15:32Altyazoo
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