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00:00You're watching On Demand.
00:02Please check the closing time before trying to vote
00:04or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme
00:07as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11Are you excited?
00:11Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17Really spicy food, like, it hurts your bum.
00:19What?
00:21Our islanders will be walking the walk, talking the talk
00:24and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:28When it comes to Unseen Exclusives, we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:46Rub your hands together with Glee
00:47because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding, but it's going to be magic.
00:55Abraki-dabra!
00:57Ah!
01:00Strapping for the series finale of
01:03Love Violet Unseen Best!
01:09That sounded quite good to me, though.
01:12Me and Megan had a kiss under a terrace.
01:29The final is almost here.
01:31We could go in the hide-around.
01:32I hate you.
01:36I love you too.
01:37No, you don't.
01:39This series has been epic.
01:42Go on shaggy good time, girl.
01:44It's so done.
01:47Twice.
01:48No, it was three times, actually.
01:49Oh my God!
01:51The Love Island bosses are over the moons.
01:56Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?
02:00How do you think that makes me feel?
02:02Yeah, but I did ask me easy.
02:03Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.
02:05A little smug.
02:06Lanky lampo.
02:07The connections made in the villa
02:09are a sign of the shape of things to come
02:12and that shape turns out to be a triangle.
02:15So many triangles.
02:17Harry's of Shakira but liked Helena.
02:20There was Tony, Harris and Lauren.
02:22Helena, Harris and Tony.
02:24There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
02:27Tony, Harris and Cash.
02:29Tommy, Megan, Connor.
02:31Megan, Connor, Emily.
02:33Dijon, Meg, Milisha.
02:35Dijon, Meg, Andrada.
02:37Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.
02:39That was more of a threesome but who's counting.
02:42And even Blue tried the triangle.
02:45Angel, Ty, Blue.
02:47Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.
02:49But he got a double pie.
02:55And using the Love Island calculator
02:57I just borrowed from the finance department,
02:59we can deduce that 11 times triangles
03:02equates to an equilateral parallelogram
03:04multiplied by the hypotenuse
03:05of the obtuse love rhombus
03:07divided by the power infinite unhaired clips
03:10plus one love heart
03:11equals an A-grade final episode
03:13of Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:17And yes, I have no idea what I just said.
03:20What you think of this?
03:22So if you want to watch your islanders bomb,
03:25wind each other up,
03:29I can't let it take off.
03:31You've got to speed up.
03:32What's the thing, innit?
03:33Getting everything out in the open.
03:36He's belching, he's belching, he's belching.
03:38It's all coming out.
03:39It's all coming out.
03:40Aw.
03:41There it is.
03:42And a little too handsy.
03:45Did you used to play that?
03:48What are we getting there?
03:51Then you can count on us.
03:5331, I'll go.
03:5432, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38.
04:01Oh, blue, Jesus Christ!
04:03No, no, Mike!
04:04You've got Mike!
04:05It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
04:10What do you think it is?
04:14Here's an unseen bit of Ty
04:15trying to spice things up with Angel,
04:17but it's all coming off a little eggy.
04:19Ooh, what do you put on the eggs?
04:22A little bit of chilli.
04:23Oh, you don't mind.
04:24No, no, no.
04:24No, it's not hot.
04:26No, no, no, I'll be fine.
04:27I'll do it.
04:29Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am,
04:31but it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:34That looks like cheese.
04:35Wait, what?
04:36No, no, it's butter.
04:37It is butter.
04:38I like cheese.
04:39Yeah, it's cheese.
04:41I don't get why people like spicy food.
04:44When you have really spicy food,
04:45it hurts your bum.
04:47It hurts your bum?
04:48I've heard that, like,
04:49if it's really spicy,
04:51it's, like, come spicy out of your bum.
04:52Oh, we're meeting!
04:54Oh, my God!
04:57It's a bit spicy, that bit.
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad.
05:01This is not much of a kick to me.
05:02Not that bad.
05:03You're drinking water straight after it.
05:05You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
05:12Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:15You're going to be having a spicy poo after this.
05:17That's it, Angel.
05:19Wash away the sting
05:20and look forward to finding out
05:21if it's true about the hurtie bum.
05:30Since returning to the villa,
05:31Blue has made a racket about finding love
05:33and this week he finally worked out a way
05:35to meet his match.
05:37Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:41In your hand.
05:42Where's the ball?
05:44Where's the net?
05:44What, invisible tennis?
05:45What, invisible tennis?
05:50That sounded quite good, to be fair.
05:53That's good.
05:54Someone hit him one back, then.
05:56Go on, Angel.
05:56I reckon you can hit one back.
05:57Angel's just more table tennis.
06:04Angel's just more table tennis.
06:04I can't even do that.
06:32This is quite insane.
06:34Why am I watching?
06:44Why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:46He's getting so into it.
06:50How does he do it so loud, though?
06:57Do it double.
07:01She's good, wait.
07:01Oh, that's how he's doing it.
07:08It's that.
07:14Good match.
07:15That was entertaining, that.
07:16Started getting invested.
07:18Yeah.
07:18That's definitely going on Unseen Bits.
07:20That is on Unseen Bits.
07:23Oh.
07:24Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
07:26We're always recording, Meg, and the fact that Blue has literally invented Unseen Tennis, it would be rude not to include it.
07:32Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
07:41Go to Terrace.
07:42Oh.
07:43Then fold it up with a better set of words.
07:47I do.
07:49Love you.
07:51I love you too.
07:52Pass the tissues.
07:53I think I've got something in my eye.
07:56I actually keep the tissues.
07:58Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
08:00Is my bum really wet?
08:01It looks like you wet yourself.
08:02Oh.
08:03Really?
08:04Are you that excited?
08:05I feel like I love you, babe.
08:06Oh, no.
08:07Oh, no.
08:08That is so embarrassing.
08:09I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on that.
08:10And the romantic words just kept on coming.
08:12Someone's definitely took a shit down there.
08:13Can you smell that?
08:14No, Hannah, no, this is no good.
08:15What?
08:16It's always shit away.
08:17Don't use it.
08:18I think the pads are on those, it's fucking burning.
08:20Oh, they're clean.
08:21Oh, they're clean.
08:22Oh, they're clean.
08:23Oh, they're clean.
08:24Oh, they're clean.
08:25Oh, they're clean.
08:26Oh, they're clean.
08:27Oh, they're clean.
08:28Oh, they're clean.
08:29Oh, they're clean.
08:30Oh, they're clean.
08:31Oh, they're clean.
08:32I don't know, so it's fucking burning.
08:34Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love,
08:40then what can you do?
08:42That's what I have to do.
08:51By the final week on Love Island, you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down,
08:55but this rampant lot are going back on the pool.
08:58Can you do three pull-ups?
09:00Yeah.
09:01Actually, I haven't tried.
09:02I don't know.
09:03Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
09:05She could do three, yeah.
09:06Okay, I'm going to try and do four.
09:07Oh, let's see.
09:08Okay, let's go see it.
09:09Did you jump?
09:10You could jump the first time.
09:11Did you jump?
09:12How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no, just reach.
09:15I went this way.
09:16Like there?
09:17Yeah.
09:18That's easier to be fair.
09:19Is it?
09:20Yeah.
09:21One.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, wow.
09:24Two.
09:25What the fuck?
09:26Oh, wow.
09:27Go on, Yas.
09:28Yes, Yas.
09:29Go on, Yas.
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Oh, why did you just...
09:33That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
09:38Beautiful.
09:39I looked over, Yas was doing pull-ups.
09:41I didn't believe he was doing the roly-poly.
09:43What the fuck?
09:44How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:48Wow.
09:49Oh, my day.
09:50Come on.
09:51Oh, God, the ankles.
09:52That was so good.
09:53I know.
09:54Trust Yas to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
09:58That's a tough act for Toni to follow, but we know she's up for the challenge.
10:03Just lock in.
10:04One.
10:05Cash down help.
10:07Come on.
10:09I'm not feeling it today.
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day, Toni.
10:13The only pull-up I do is at the drive-through for a family bucket for one.
10:24In this series, our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years.
10:29It got so bad, something had to be done.
10:31So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
10:35No beans still.
10:36Baked beans?
10:37Yeah.
10:38There's some in there.
10:39No, we scrammed them all.
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41I saw one this morning.
10:42No, you didn't.
10:43Yeah, I did.
10:44Where, in the back?
10:45What, not those sweet corn?
10:47There's a can of baked beans in there.
10:50It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
10:55When did you see this?
10:56This morning.
10:57Are you being serious?
10:58No, I swear down.
10:59Are you being serious?
11:00There's a can of baked beans.
11:01I've just ransacked that.
11:04I swear down.
11:05It was on the top shelf.
11:06On the top shelf?
11:07Yeah.
11:08You pulled out everything out of the bottom.
11:09It said baked beans on it with like...
11:10Yeah.
11:11Yeah, top shelf.
11:14Like a hundred thousand percent.
11:15There's a, there's a...
11:17Look, there's no beans in here.
11:19Ah!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Fuck off!
11:28No, I never doubted you.
11:30I never, I never doubted it.
11:32I've never been so happy.
11:35Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
11:37No, this is a delicacy.
11:39I'm so happy!
11:42Come and get a little taste, get a little sample.
11:55Try a little taste, try a little taste.
11:56Bosh, bosh, bosh.
11:57I'm so excited.
11:58Yes, just a little taste.
11:59Just a little taste, just a little taste.
12:01I might want the cheese in the... in the beans.
12:02Can you take it?
12:05That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
12:08It's a no from me, dog.
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is.
12:12You're fucking British.
12:14Don't knock the great British bean, Tony,
12:16or an Elwyn might just end up blowing your way.
12:28We're going to get all the girls here.
12:30Girls, can you come over here, please?
12:32This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved,
12:35and the great global powers were brought together
12:37in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American, Tony.
12:42No more divide.
12:43No more tears, no more screaming.
12:46Let's hug it out, then. Come on.
12:48So far, so main show.
12:51Boo!
12:52I'm in New York!
12:54Come back to find out.
13:05It's Love Island Unseen Bits,
13:15the show that will leave you tickled pink.
13:17Hey, sexy.
13:19Pink to make the girls wink.
13:21You have to wink at him.
13:25That's a British thing.
13:26Hey.
13:31We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
13:34No, it's too...
13:35It's too limp.
13:36So do try and keep up.
13:40Oh, dear.
13:42Come on.
13:42Yeah.
13:44That's no good, that.
13:45I just crushed my nutsack doing that.
13:48Because this is something you won't want to miss.
13:52Yeah!
13:54So cross your legs, close your eyes, and hope for the best.
13:58I said close your eyes, Jamie!
14:01That mistake, bitch.
14:03Come on and dive in.
14:05That's right.
14:06No more divide?
14:08No more divide.
14:10Before the break, we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.
14:13And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything.
14:16Well, here's...
14:17Woo!
14:19What about next?
14:22How are you?
14:23Get that gum.
14:25Oh!
14:27Not on the rubbers!
14:29Not on the rubbers!
14:30I'm so sorry, Megan.
14:32Oh, how's...
14:33It's smashed!
14:35I'll go get some blue roll.
14:36That is a metaphor.
14:39That is symbolic.
14:41It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup.
14:46Wake up and spill!
14:48Sorry!
14:49Smell the coffee!
14:55Ty might be coupled up with Angel, but they are still both on the pool.
14:59Come on, then, sexy.
15:00Show me what you got.
15:01Right.
15:02This is...
15:02You're going to...
15:03I want you to do one of these.
15:04Okay.
15:10One!
15:11One!
15:12Two!
15:13Two!
15:14You're fucking flying!
15:15You're going...
15:17Three!
15:17Three!
15:18Come on!
15:19Oh!
15:20Come on!
15:21You're not!
15:23Five!
15:24I'm in a good mood!
15:25I'm in a good mood!
15:26Oh, they're not...
15:27I know!
15:27You're not anything.
15:28I'm in a good mood.
15:28I'm in a good mood.
15:29I'm in a good mood.
15:30I'm in a good mood.
15:31Wow!
15:32I'm in a good mood.
15:35You feel like he got...
15:36Do you feel like he got...
15:37Do you feel like he got...
15:38Yeah, you just go down.
15:39Come on.
15:40Oh, pop!
15:42Come on, come on.
15:44Come on.
15:45He's got it.
15:45Come on.
15:47Oh, yeah, that's easy.
15:53Easy? Go on, then, I want 100.
15:56You're flying with them. That's really easy.
15:58Why is that so easy? You've got to go lower.
16:01I could do this in my sleep.
16:04You want me to try that, too?
16:06Nah.
16:08Can you squat me? Yeah, I can.
16:13Oh, God, can I?
16:15Don't doubt yourself, you've got it.
16:19Oh, really?
16:21What are you doing?
16:24I'm not going to mop.
16:26What are you doing?
16:29Are you trying to do one leg?
16:32Oi, you two, get a room.
16:34Ideally one full of gym equipment.
16:41Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:43Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:47I hate would you rather questions.
16:49Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:53I'm like, who gives a fuck?
16:54It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
16:56So why would I give it much thought?
16:59Or like, would you rather, do you get what I mean?
17:01Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
17:04Mmm.
17:05Hate stupid questions.
17:07I hate it.
17:08Do you know what I mean, though?
17:10You're so passionate about it.
17:12You're so passionate.
17:13It's so annoying.
17:14I hate it when people do that.
17:15I hate it.
17:16Yeah.
17:28You all right?
17:29Yeah, I'm actually great.
17:30Thanks for asking.
17:31It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
17:39I walked into that one, though.
17:40On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on should be left to the professionals.
17:54Be serious.
17:56I feel like this is the one I do.
17:57No, I know.
17:58I know that one.
17:59No, this is the one I do.
18:00Come here.
18:01What?
18:02Breathe in.
18:04Oh, fuck.
18:06You just...
18:08You just put him into it.
18:09That's the voice.
18:12He's calm.
18:24So weird the way he's just wearing this thing here.
18:26Oh, no.
18:27I can't do it.
18:28It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:29Keep breathing.
18:30It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:31Keep breathing.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:33What the fuck is going on here?
18:34Just keep breathing.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:39Oh.
18:40Oh.
18:41Oh.
18:42Oh.
18:43Oh.
18:44Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:48Oh.
18:49Oh.
18:50Oh.
18:51Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh.
18:59Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:03Oh.
19:04Oh.
19:05Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:09Oh.
19:10Oh.
19:11Oh, man.
19:12That's too much.
19:13Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:18I'll have the same treatment please, Connor.
19:20Back crack.
19:21And I'll probably get the sack.
19:24I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:32My script describes it as, Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
19:37Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:39Shakira say �歡迎 lists five times fast.
19:41Fresh frozen fish.
19:42Fresh frozen fish.
19:43Fresh frozen fish.
19:44Fresh frozen fish.
19:45Fresh frozen-
19:46Fresh frozen-
19:47Fresh.
19:48Fresh.
19:49Fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish.
19:51Fresh frozen fish.
19:52Fresh frozen fish.
19:54Can you do read lorry, yellow lorry?
19:56What?
19:57Red lorry, yellow lorry.
19:58Laurie?
19:59Lowry.
20:00Lowry yeah.
20:01Lowry?
20:02Lowry.
20:03Lowry.
20:04A big wagon.
20:05Low-ray!
20:06Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:13But I think your accent helps you there.
20:15Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:17You have to do it really fast, and you start saying yolly.
20:20Go on.
20:21The word is lorry.
20:22L-O-R-R-R-Y.
20:23Do you not have lorries in America?
20:25Eighteen wheelers.
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:27Eighteen wheeler.
20:28Is that what you don't call it?
20:30Yes.
20:31A semi truck?
20:32That's a joke.
20:33Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:36Go on, Cash.
20:37Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow
20:41lorry.
20:42Faster.
20:43Why do you call it a lorry?
20:44It's a lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50It's the same thing, but the accent.
20:51Lorry.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Lorry.
20:55Lorry.
20:56I'm running.
20:57Toodle-oo, Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
21:03Whoa!
21:04Good catch, Cash!
21:07Which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:12Hey, yo, yo, yo!
21:13We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and family dropped
21:17by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:19I can't believe I'm there.
21:20It's actually mental.
21:21It's nuts.
21:22I've honestly thought that we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:26We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and family dropped
21:37by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:40I can't believe I'm here, it's actually mental, it's nuts, I've honestly thought, I've only
21:49packed for fucking casa, I didn't bring enough stuff, I've been borrowing stuff, I wore commando
21:54three nights in a row, got jeans on with no boxes, he killed.
22:01No, go again, sorry.
22:04Sorry.
22:07And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:10There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits, you were like in the kitchen getting something
22:15from the fridge and I forget whose burger was missing but there was a missing burger and
22:20he's like, it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
22:25I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:29We saw it in the Unseen Bits.
22:31Did you see my knee?
22:33Did it buckle?
22:34Yeah, it did.
22:35Backflip, you were like rolling to the side and then the next shot is just you on the bed
22:41with the peas on.
22:42I don't know if you guys saw but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
22:47at the end of the night.
22:48Yeah.
22:49Whole entire dress, split down the back.
22:51Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55And that's why you wore a robe when you went to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried, like when we did see that we thought, oh, we look good together
23:01in the mirror and my baby, oh, don't really.
23:04What was that?
23:05What?
23:06You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:10We wouldn't do that to you.
23:12Or would we?
23:13It's Family Get Scared by Something.
23:18Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more Unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:25As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen, Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But what happened next?
23:34Come back to find out.
23:49Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:59Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:02Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:07Ow, fuck.
24:09I had butted the tap.
24:11German.
24:12Even from you, that's crazy work.
24:14The end might be in sight, but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:18We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:21I've got a text.
24:23Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:28Is she joking or is she serious?
24:34Were they joking?
24:36Did you fall for that?
24:37Yeah.
24:38Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:48Well, here's...
24:50Ooh, I've been naked!
24:53Oh, no.
24:54What are you doing, Alice?
24:55Checking out my lip liner.
24:58Can you see it?
25:00Oh, it's a mirror, isn't it?
25:02It's not a mirror, but...
25:03I guess she was bin, that's better.
25:04What?
25:05Bin's better.
25:06And then...
25:07And then we had to, like...
25:08Talk about...
25:13Did it open?
25:14She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:15OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room
25:18and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:26Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
25:29and it has been using a brand new AI model known as Cat GPT
25:33to make the show this series.
25:34I'm going to do a light job.
25:37Go on, Alice.
25:38I'm just going to do a light job.
25:40Just a light one.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:46If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:47My eyes are just closing.
25:49I'm shutting down.
25:51AI shut down.
25:52The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah.
25:55She needs, like, oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:58System update, guys.
26:02Yaz GPT has got a system update.
26:06Oh, apologies.
26:07The Yaz GPT is updating.
26:09The whole show is stuck in alert.
26:12I've got a system update.
26:24You've got time.
26:25How much are you still going?
26:27I need a wee.
26:36Why do you keep doing it until I get bored?
26:40Oh, no.
26:41This is stuck now.
26:42Hang on.
26:43Let me press this button
26:44and move on to another clip.
26:47With the final approach in,
26:48the Anders are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:50So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:57What the fuck?
27:00What is going on?
27:01What the fuck was that?
27:04What was he up to?
27:10Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
27:12Fascinating creature.
27:13Very creature.
27:15Does he know this is a love act?
27:17A ninja warrior?
27:18No.
27:19No.
27:21No.
27:23Fucking hell.
27:25What did a toddler learn to walk?
27:28What is he doing?
27:29Wait.
27:30Do it again, Blue.
27:31Do it again, Blue.
27:32What on earth is happening?
27:46You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:49Why is he still trying it though?
27:50Why is he still trying it though?
27:53Why is he going on?
27:55Why is he still going on?
27:56Again, again, again.
27:57Again, again, again.
28:08This is such an ick.
28:09One more time.
28:13I've got it.
28:14No, you didn't.
28:16Last one.
28:20Oh, God.
28:21If somebody told me last week I'd be coupled up with Blue today,
28:36I would not fucking believe you.
28:37Oh, God.
28:38After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark
28:41and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
28:50Right, how's the YazGPT update getting along?
29:02No, still updating. OK, then. On with another clip.
29:07And we've discovered we can make a good sound
29:09with our pinky finger on the water.
29:12And it's like...
29:13Whoa!
29:15It's... Islanders get scared by something!
29:24Get it off me!
29:29What's he pissed off about?
29:30Probably just pissed off.
29:32Oh, cos of the D?
29:32Oh, my...
29:34I thought that was you hitting my head!
29:36Oh, my God, the noise, and I wouldn't let go!
29:39Oh, what's that?
29:41Nah. What the fuck is that?
29:43Oh! Fuckin' hell!
29:45Do you think he's hitting her?
29:50Shakira, pretend to be the little one, I'll be the big one.
29:52Yeah, what are you saying? You're good?
29:54Oh, my God! You've got such a nice BBL!
29:57Yeah, I know. Man's got...
29:59Man's kind of meaty with it still.
30:01Man's trying to see your thing. What are you saying?
30:02Stop taking pictures of the bugs.
30:04Come hang out with us.
30:05The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:07What are you saying?
30:09No, I'm just playing. We play as well.
30:10Careful, Cash. It looks like you're bugging Tony.
30:17Once again, we ask the question,
30:19do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
30:20And judging by what we saw, the talent show the answer was no.
30:23No, not at all.
30:32Hang on. Wait, we need to...
30:33I'll put the love in glove.
30:35Oh, my God. Go on, Yaz.
30:53I'll put the love in glove.
30:55Oh, my God. Go on, Yaz.
30:57Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
31:16Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
31:22Normally, when you're performing to toddlers,
31:25they're usually a better crowd.
31:26Who's ready to party?
31:30I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
31:34No, actually.
31:40Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
31:45We're going to make ourselves disappear.
31:48Abracadabra!
31:50Dired Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night
31:53when a shock text...
31:56..so, Helena and Blue dumped from the villa.
31:59I'm fucking leaving.
32:01Back to the day job for Blue,
32:02and air-steered as Helena, quite literally.
32:05How's that?
32:05Oh, Helen.
32:06How's your going to be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you?
32:08I'm going to be flying.
32:10And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
32:16I can't believe we didn't get the unicycle out.
32:19That is gutting.
32:22Unseen bits will do me justice.
32:25A unicycle?
32:27What's that about?
32:28Let's see what we can find.
32:33It's not looking for good boys right now.
32:35Am I just not...
32:37Am I not committing a lot?
32:39So, my weight needs to be a bit further forward, essentially.
32:43Not that far forward.
32:45If you want to become one with the unicycle,
32:47you just bounce around on it.
32:50And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
33:10Okay, that explains a lot.
33:12Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
33:14Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
33:17Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's going to get a stitch.
33:22Can someone call IT?
33:32Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
33:34Here goes nothing.
33:37That's got it.
33:38Could you be doing with some sun, sand and 50 grand?
33:42Well, courtesy of Travel Republic,
33:44£50,000 could be in your bank account
33:46before the summer is over.
33:48From Alicante to Zanzibar and everywhere in between,
33:51just think of all the amazing holidays you could go on
33:54with all that cash in the bank.
33:55You don't need to be lucky, love,
33:57to win this summer sizzler of a prize.
33:59Your chance to win a massive £50,000.
34:01Just enter via the app or go to the website.
34:04Entries cost £2.
34:05Text LOVE to 6554.
34:07Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:10Or text 5 to 6554 to get five entries for £5.
34:15plus one standard network rate message.
34:17Or post your name and number to
34:19WIN25 PO Box 7558
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34:24Entries must be 18 or over.
34:25Paid entry routes close at 10am on Monday,
34:28the 11th of August.
34:29Good luck.
34:30Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:46The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best
34:50Unseen Bits from the last week in the villa.
34:52Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
34:57So let's squeeze out one last fart.
35:00Did you just fart?
35:01Yup.
35:02Oh my God.
35:05One last boogie.
35:08One last burp.
35:10Oh my God.
35:12And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
35:15In your own time, Tony, no rush.
35:22We know you're gonna like it.
35:24Connor's like, no, like, I'm telling you, like, like.
35:27I just think, like, me and you, like, have good crack, like.
35:29What's the crack, like?
35:30Do you know what I mean, like?
35:31Do you know what I mean, like?
35:37I've got to hand it to the girls.
35:39We've cut them off from social media,
35:40but they still find a way to get their fix.
35:42I'm your Meemaw, and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
35:48I'm your weak cousin, and I think you're a boy.
35:53I'm your Glamaw, and I'm team girl.
35:56I'm your auntie, and I think you're a baby girl.
36:02Mama, where are you? Mama, come here.
36:06And I'm your mom, and I think you're a boy.
36:12But be careful what you wish for, girls,
36:14as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
36:22Oh, my God.
36:26Don't get too excited, as any parent will tell you.
36:30The novelty soon wears off.
36:31Come on, Zee. Come on, Zee.
36:33Come on, come on. Yeah!
36:51You gave your baby eyebrows?
36:52No, they've just grown out in the last few years.
36:55In the last half hour?
36:57She just looks permanently surprised.
36:59Look, we ossified her.
37:01KC.
37:02She's glowing.
37:03Protect your face.
37:06You can be getting wrinkles.
37:08Why have you got no eyelashes?
37:11Yeah, I'm gonna get them against the boy's hip.
37:16Come on, give the babies a speech.
37:17You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
37:20We love you guys.
37:21We love you guys.
37:22I feel like both of our kids have shrimp-ass posture.
37:27Are we gonna correct it?
37:29She takes after her mom.
37:30He takes after his fucking auntie.
37:32Can you set your baby up?
37:34Try and get the shoulders back and down.
37:36My baby has better posture than yours.
37:39Yeah, I know.
37:39That actually really bothers me.
37:40I'm not gonna lie.
37:41You've gotta put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
37:44I'm not gonna lie.
37:45I'm not gonna lie.
37:46I'm not gonna lie.
37:47Motherhood's not going well.
37:48It's the screaming.
37:49It's the crying.
37:51It's everything.
37:52Honestly, it's just, yeah.
37:54This is my moment of peace.
37:56I'll just...
38:01That's the spirit, Yaz.
38:03And your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
38:06All right, baby yoga.
38:09Then hold.
38:10OK.
38:14Nice.
38:15And back to neutral.
38:17Yeah, so it's...
38:23There we go.
38:24Oh.
38:25Oh!
38:25Oh, God.
38:28Ty can't touch his toes, look.
38:30Look how high off his legs are.
38:32Back to neutral.
38:33Nice.
38:35Back to neutral.
38:36Good from us.
38:37Look at the fuck.
38:40Pulse at calves.
38:41Oh, this is adorable though.
38:44Did it make you broody?
38:46No.
38:46Oh, right.
38:47Buddha famously said, peace comes from within,
38:50which makes me think Buddha never had to change a dirty nappy.
38:53The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:03Tinnitus.
39:04So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:07Something that would win the girls' hearts
39:09and finally get the boys off the market.
39:11Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
39:13Should be well pleased with it.
39:14Hold on, how much was that?
39:15Is he short-changed?
39:16Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:20See anything for Ainge here, Ty?
39:22Nothing's catching my eye.
39:23I see a pair of shades for me, though.
39:25I see a pair of shades for me, though.
39:26Tell him about you.
39:27These are a bit of me.
39:2820 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:32Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:37And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:40Come on, boys.
39:41This is what we're here for.
39:42I'm going to say to it, you've been a little bit heated the last few days.
39:45I've just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
39:48Yeah, that's a joke.
39:49Who's pot's there?
39:50Whose pot is this?
39:51It's yours, bro.
39:51It's on number nine.
39:52Whose pot is this?
39:53Who's pot is this?
39:54It's on number nine.
39:55Whose pot is this?
39:56You've got your fans on the table?
39:5710 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
40:00Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
40:05And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
40:08Come on, boys.
40:09We've got it on nine!
40:16Ooh! Ooh!
40:18Ooh!
40:19Ah! Ah!
40:20It's on your back!
40:21It's on your back still! It's on your back!
40:27Hold on. Hold on a minute.
40:29Serving up. Nice work.
40:31Well done, boys. Great food.
40:34Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:37Great gifts.
40:39Oh, my God, this is the best day ever.
40:41And great atmosphere.
40:43Bless us. Bless us.
40:45It's not even a joke, to be honest, but let's just sit in silence.
40:47If that's fair.
41:03It's the final...
41:05...feature financial of the series.
41:11And I asked them to do Islander impressions.
41:14Here are a few of my favourite Harry-isms.
41:16You're better than that.
41:17They, like, do the smile and go, that doesn't start.
41:20And, like...
41:21This is my impression of Meg.
41:23Day!
41:24Your pizza's ready!
41:26I'm really bad at accents.
41:28I don't...
41:29How do you say it?
41:30I don't care.
41:31How do you do an American accent?
41:33I...
41:34...don't...
41:35...care!
41:36I can't...
41:37See, I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:39Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo!
41:41Hi, my name's Cash.
41:43I'm from East London.
41:44And this is what I do for a living.
41:45He kisses his teeth all the time.
41:47He's like...
41:48Jasmine just goes...
41:49Yeah.
41:50Yeah, I'm just...
41:51I can't be arsed.
41:52Yeah.
41:53I have the best posture in the entire UK.
41:58It's...
41:59It's...
42:00Yeah.
42:01It's...
42:02Yeah, it's GPT.
42:03Honestly, literally.
42:04I'm AI generated.
42:05D just goes, like, a big...
42:07Ty?
42:08Have you seen my lip balm?
42:10So, I'm Ty.
42:11I'm from Barnsley.
42:12This is my impression of Connor.
42:13What's the crack like?
42:14Like, what's the story like?
42:15What's the crack like?
42:16Is it like?
42:17Yeah, like...
42:18The hair always goes like this.
42:19Yeah, like...
42:20The hair always goes like this.
42:21Yeah, like...
42:22The hair always goes like this.
42:24Yeah, like...
42:25The hair always goes like this.
42:27The hair always goes like this.
42:29In the first place...
42:30Oh, I can't do her accent.
42:32Oldie.
42:33And Laurie.
42:35Like, why does she sound like that?
42:38Favourite thing Meghan's ever said.
42:40So Irish.
42:41Whoop-dee-fucking-doo, Tommy.
42:43Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
42:44What a lad.
42:47What a woman.
42:50That's me signing out for...
42:51Beat of the Master!
42:54For 2025.
42:55Oh, I'm feeling so emoj!
43:01Excuse me!
43:02I can't believe the final's only two days away,
43:04and to celebrate your nostalgic look back
43:06at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits
43:08that you've already seen...
43:10It's Love Island Fun Scene Bits!
43:13The calm before the cock.
43:16Oh, we're so bad!
43:17You know the saying, blessing in disguise?
43:19Yeah.
43:20It's actually blessing in disguise.
43:21I've never understood a polar check.
43:22What is that?
43:23What?
43:24Excuse me!
43:25Cut some shapes in there!
43:26Do it, do it, do it, do it.
43:27Do it, do it.
43:32Do it, do it, do it.
43:33It's good, mate.
43:34What?
43:35Cut some shapes in there
43:53And then down there like that now now that looks clumsy
43:57Could you celebrity? Yes
44:00You really want to do it like a bad man. You just fold your arms one time
44:03That's no good
44:05That's no good. That's no good. Oh, okay. That's not great. One's booty does not take away from your own booty
44:14Chicken and a chemical
44:17I'm gonna wet myself. I'm really sorry. I need to sit my head in the freezer
44:33Oh
44:37No, I may come on man. It's a good day in office. That's never called on it. And that's a line. That's a mango who's thing
44:45No, that's a lemon. Oh my mother. I trim in the bin
44:48I'm gonna get on
44:55I slip a nipple. Let me know with you
44:58Do you know putting this on the show? No, no, no, no. Maybe unseen
45:11Yeah, but nobody wants to say let me know when the time is up
45:16That's it for this series of unseen bits anything to add girls. I think
45:20I think when you watch unseen bits you see all of us for how we actually are
45:24Yeah, see it's weird cuz I never watch and be unseen bits at home
45:29Well Meg you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the unseen bits then on ITVX
45:35See you all next series
45:37Contracts permitting. Bye
45:50You