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Great Britain Lie Detector Test - Standup Comedy

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00:00Let's make Great Britain tell the truth.
00:03Give Great Britain a lie detector test and see if she pass it.
00:08Give Great Britain a lie detector test and see if she will pass it.
00:17My first question for Great Britain.
00:23Do you live by every word that proceed out of the mouth of God?
00:26But I want to see what type of answers Great Britain has.
00:31Is it going to be yes or no?
00:33Great Britain?
00:35Great Britain's like, I take the fifth.
00:40My next question is, what are you going to do when you finish with Donald Trump?
00:47She's like, what do you mean?
00:48I'm like, Great Britain, don't play with me.
00:50You know what I mean.
00:51Do you know?
00:52Well, when Donald Trump kicked Elon Musk to the curve, you're going to kick Donald Trump to the curve.
01:00When he finished doing exactly what he told him to do.
01:05She's like, OK.
01:06Great Britain's like, OK.
01:09I'm going to have Islam destroy America.
01:13I'm going to have the Islamic states destroy America.
01:17But there you go, Great Britain.
01:19Now you're telling the truth.
01:20Now you are telling the truth.
01:23And then what you're going to do, Great Britain?
01:27I'm going to try to destroy Islam.
01:32See, Great Britain is telling the truth, right?
01:35All this wickedness is coming from Great Britain.
01:38All the wickedness is coming from Great Britain.
01:41I told you, Great Britain, don't mess with me.
01:42I'm going to make you tell the truth.
01:43I make you tell the truth.
01:46See, Great Britain has a lie detector test right here.
01:50And she already told you.
01:51So the first question she messed up.
01:54She took the fifth.
01:55I asked Great Britain.
01:59You know, Great Britain, you put out the you're making money off the off the King James Bible.
02:05Do you do everything that is written in the word of God?
02:10And she said she took a fifth.
02:13So Great Britain, why would you get Islam to destroy America?
02:19You know, if America's already following your sorcery.
02:24Oh, Great Britain says, I'm going to take the fifth again.
02:26Let me stop it.
02:31Let me stop it.
02:31Because your eyes are like, man, I'm looking at everybody in the crowd.
02:34Y'all like, what, what, what, what, what?
02:38Great Britain.
02:40I'm going to leave Great Britain alone for right now.
02:46I'm going to leave Great Britain alone.
02:47This red dragon from Wales.
02:56I'm going to leave her alone for right now.
03:00I'm going to leave her alone for right now.

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