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“Royal Blood” is a sharp and humorous stand-up comedy by Trey Knowles, where he takes aim at the British royal family. In his bold routine, Knowles argues that the monarchy is a counterfeit kingdom that lacks the true spirit of God, yet profits from religious traditions and the Bible. He humorously exposes King Charles as a symbolic figure with no real spiritual authority, drawing a stark contrast between him and biblical prophets like John the Baptist. Knowles doesn't hold back, portraying the royal family as more aligned with sorcery than divine leadership.

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00:00I got drafted in, I'm equipped, I'm entrained, and I'm ready.
00:07I'm ready for war.
00:09I am ready for war.
00:12See, I'm going to war with English.
00:16Everybody speaks English.
00:17I'm not talking about you.
00:19You speak English.
00:19I'm not talking about you.
00:21You are the product of the sorcery.
00:23You're the product of the sorcery of English.
00:27And what do I mean that you're the product of sorcery of English?
00:32She deceives all nations with her sorcery.
00:38I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil.
00:40I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil because I'm going to war.
00:44I'm going to war with the royal family.
00:47I'm going to war with the royal family.
00:50And, you know, you know, you got to, you know, you got to keep your eyes on your brother here, right?
01:01Keep your eyes, keep your ears open to your brother here.
01:06Because as I go to England, you know, they don't like black people, right?
01:10I know some black people live there, but they don't like black people.
01:14If they liked it, black people, they would accept Prince Henry's baby.
01:19And that baby's not even fully black.
01:23Imagine if that baby was fully black, black, right?
01:27I mean, they wouldn't even accept the baby in the house.
01:30Baby, right?
01:32And the baby knocking at the door.
01:34I stand at the door and knock.
01:36The baby's saying, I stand at the door and knock.
01:42Just like Jesus says, I stand at the door and knock.
01:48You going to let me in?
01:51You going to let me in?
01:53King Charles.
01:56King Charles ain't a real king, you know.
01:58I stand at the door and knock.
01:59This dude, when he washed my feet, he said, I ain't washing a black man's feet.
02:04So this is how you know that they ain't real.
02:06This is not, they ain't real.
02:08I'm going to tell the truth and I'm going to shame the devil.
02:12Now, I know some of you guys are probably like, you shouldn't say those things.
02:17You shouldn't say those things, right?
02:20All right?
02:20And some of y'all church members say, oh, you shouldn't say that.
02:23You shouldn't say, I'm a free man.
02:26I'm a free man.
02:27I'm a free thinker.
02:28I don't belong to nobody.
02:30And I don't do anything or say anything to try to make money.
02:36I'm a person of, I'm a man of God.
02:39And my job is to keep myself from corruption.
02:43And I'm a free man.
02:44I'm a free thinker.
02:45Now, who, who makes money off your Bible?
02:48Every time you buy a Bible, who makes money off of that?
02:51Who gets royalties off the Bible?
02:56Who gets royalties off the King James Bible?
02:59Now, God is real.
03:02Jesus is real.
03:03John the Baptist is real.
03:04All the disciples of Jesus are real.
03:05So, Paul, Paul, Apostle Paul is real.
03:13But King James ain't real.
03:16The royal family ain't real.
03:18They don't even match the character of Jesus.
03:22They don't match the character of God.
03:24But they can make money off the Bible?
03:31Do they seem like John the Baptist?
03:34Do King Charles and his family, his royal family,
03:38do they, don't even tell people to repent?
03:40They don't advertise Jesus?
03:43They don't do anything.
03:47You should hear their voice in Europe.
03:51Say, behold, for Jesus is near.
03:55The kingdom of heaven is near.
03:57You don't, you don't see them say nothing like that, right?
03:59But they can make money off of God, right?
04:01They can make money off of God, make money off his word.
04:07You pay for it and you don't question nothing.
04:11Do they live?
04:12Do they live like Jesus?
04:14You see, Jesus and his disciples are poor.
04:17These people are living in castles.
04:20These people are living in castles.
04:23And you are struggling with sin.
04:30And look at them.
04:32Are they spiritual?
04:34Do they live by every word that proceeded out of mouth of God?
04:38But they able to make money off the Bible?
04:40So I'm telling you, if Prince Henry's, they wouldn't accept Prince Henry's baby, and he's not fully black.
04:51Just imagine a black child knocking at the door of King Charles' castle.
04:56I stand at the door and knock.
05:01Are you going to let me in?
05:03Are you going to let me in?
05:04King Charles, are you going to wash my feet?
05:08You're making money off my word, but you ain't going to wash my feet.
05:11You're making money off my word.
05:14You're not even looking after my people.
05:15And this is the royal family.
05:20I told you, I'm going to war.
05:23The weapons I fight with are not the weapons of this world.
05:27So I can say what I want to say because I'm not part of nobody.
05:33I'm not part of no organization.
05:36I'm not here to make money.
05:39I'm here to destroy things.
05:42I'm here to destroy that does not.
05:45I'm here to destroy you, not physically.
05:50Mentally.
05:50I'm here to destroy everything that does not match the word of God.
05:57I'm going to destroy everything that does not match the word of God.
06:03And you can take that how you want to take it because you know how y'all,
06:06y'all wicked people are.
06:07He says you want to destroy me.
06:09He don't come from God.
06:11See, y'all, because y'all weapons are, you know, y'all into the physical destroying.
06:16When I destroy things, it comes, comes change.
06:22I destroy things and I make you new.
06:25And God, through Jesus Christ, that brings you new,
06:29makes you want to repent and change and open your eyes because you're blind.
06:37You're blind because you don't see that this royal family is not godly.
06:42You don't see that this royal family that gave you the King James Bible,
06:46make money off of it is not like John the Baptist.
06:52Preparing you for the way, preparing a way for the Lord's coming,
06:56preparing the way of the Lord's coming.
06:58God is not willing for no one to perish but come to repentance.
07:01What would Jesus say to your royal family if he was here right now?
07:08Okay, you make money off my word, but I don't even know you.
07:11You make money off my word, but I don't know you, King Charles.
07:18I don't know your royal family.
07:20I don't know you.
07:21You don't do the will of God.
07:23You don't do the will of my father.
07:25I don't know you.
07:26He said, I stand at the door and knock.
07:32But you wouldn't let me in.
07:36You hate me without reason.
07:39You hate me without reason.
07:44You hate me for the color of my skin.
07:47I stand at the door and knock.
07:50And I am the kings of kings.
07:57And King Charles, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.
08:06Royal blood.
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08:10God bless you.
08:11Have a good night.
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