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00:00Autumn was here, and as the leaves turned gold and the air turned crisp, the woman returned to
00:15herself. Her hours turned into days, her days turned into weeks, her pain turned into productivity.
00:24The family that would never inhabit her home or her heart faded from her life, the way the golden
00:32leaf faded to brown at her feet. She had done all she could. She had done all she could. She had done
00:39all she could. Oh my. Repeating that last sentence? It's not too much? No. I mean, it's a fact, and it's
00:48a kind of mantra, and it shows us how much she still needs to convince herself of it. And ending
00:55the chapter in it? Smart. Also clever? Having the man make it back safely from the war, but then dying
01:01of the untreated wound from the previous battle? Surprising. And scotch-worthy. Scotch-worthy? Wow.
01:10I haven't had a scotch-worthy in about, mm, over a week. My dear, if I drank as much as you deserved,
01:17I'd be returning home to Mrs. Thatcher schnockered every night, and she would not appreciate it.
01:23Nor my rapidly approaching deadline. Oh god, please don't tell me that helping with my book has put you
01:28behind. A little. But worse, it shamed me. I mean, I've had a writing jag, like the one you're experiencing,
01:34but it was cocaine-fueled. I mean, the sheer volume of pages flying out of you these past weeks is
01:40remarkable. Well, writing has proved to come in handy given my current circumstance.
01:47As would a scotch. Oh, sorry. Um, I was waiting for you to repeat it three times. She wanted a scotch.
01:53She wanted a scotch. She wanted a scotch. Really? Is it, is it indulgent?
02:00No. Don't worry. I'll let you know if the prose gets too purple.
02:04Okay. Now you've steeled yourself the opening paragraph of chapter 16. It's too purple.
02:09It's lavender at its worst. Oh, well, what do I know? I only have five best-selling books.
02:16I have seven. My biographies are 700 pages long. The plots are already written for you.
02:26You know, I wonder... No. No, sorry. I don't wonder. What don't you wonder?
02:33I don't wonder what I'd be reading if he was still here. Is that too forward?
02:41What would you be reading? I have no idea. I have no idea. I will tell you, it would not be as far along.
03:02Well, I'm off back to my plot that's already written.
03:11It's true. What the bloody hell takes me so long?
03:18Well done, you.
03:29Oh, man, Miranda. You pulled this place together pretty fast.
03:33Steve, I bought it fully furnished.
03:34Okay, I was wondering because it took us two years to decide on a couch.
03:37And then you never got another one. Because it took us two years to decide on that one.
03:42Oh, man. Look at that. Black cod, carrot puree, sauteed Swiss chard.
03:47So you weren't just pretending to use the stove in there.
03:50Yeah, I kind of got into cooking for dad and me. I really like it.
03:53Time for a DNA test. That's why I wanted to get us all together to tell you I'm quitting scout to go back to school.
03:59Oh, my God! You're surprised by my reaction?
04:04He just said he likes cooking.
04:06Cooking sliders and clams on Coney Island, not cooking. I enrolled at the Institute for Culinary Education.
04:11Oh, our son, the chef.
04:13Hey, hey. You know, this is because of that shoulder bear.
04:17I don't care how or why, if there's a diploma involved.
04:20Oh. There's something else I wanted to talk to you two about.
04:26Oh, we will pay. No problem.
04:29No, Mom, it's not that. So, uh, I got someone pregnant.
04:36What?
04:37Yeah.
04:42Wait, who? I didn't even know you were seeing anybody.
04:44Yeah, I'm not. It's this girl I've hooked up with maybe twice.
04:49Maybe twice?
04:52You don't know?
04:54Two or three times. I was pretty wasted.
04:57Two or three times? You were pretty wasted? What the are you saying to us?
05:03Steve?
05:03What? Yeah, Steve what?
05:06What's her name?
05:08Mia.
05:08Mia what?
05:14Why didn't you wear a condom?
05:16So, um, okay, um, how pregnant is she?
05:23Like, very. I bumped into her on the street where she works and she was like,
05:27clearly pregnant. She said that's the only reason she told me because it was so obvious.
05:31How do you know it's yours?
05:36She said so.
05:38But it sounds like she sleeps with a lot of people.
05:41Where did you get that from?
05:42Well, it...
05:44So do you know if she's planning to keep it or put it up for adoption?
05:48Oh, man. Oh, man. All right. You were just getting your life together. And now you have
05:56fucked it up. So bad.
05:58Dad, it's cool. I can still do my life. She doesn't want me involved.
06:02You are involved. You got someone pregnant. Someone who's having your baby who doesn't want to be with
06:08you. Do you know how messed up that is? It's fucking messed up.
06:13Steve.
06:13Dad, calm down. It's a situation. We'll figure it out.
06:16You can't figure something like this out. And I know what I'm talking about.
06:20Yeah, well, this isn't about you and mom.
06:22No, because I loved your mother and I knew her last name.
06:26Steve, we just got out, okay?
06:28No. You're 20 fucking years old and you don't have two dollars in your pocket for a fucking rubber?
06:35And you shrugged the shoulders again and I'm gonna fucking let you out.
06:41Okay, let's just all calm down. Where are you going?
06:44Away from the verbally abusive and physically threatening parents.
06:47Isn't that a joke, buddy? You have messed up your entire life.
06:50Fuck, Miranda. Fuck.
06:52Okay, but what's going on? Hold on. Let me get Carrie.
07:05Carrie, are you there?
07:06Yes, I am.
07:07Hold on. Charlotte?
07:09Yes.
07:09Okay. Brady got somebody pregnant.
07:13Oh, no.
07:14Oh, my.
07:15He came over to dinner tonight and dropped that bomb on Steve and me.
07:18I didn't even know Brady was seeing anyone.
07:20He isn't. She was just a hookup.
07:22Oh, no. Oh, that's my worst nightmare. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
07:27I'm making this about me. This is about you.
07:29Please, can it be about somebody else?
07:32Well, what do you know about her?
07:34Nothing, except that apparently she's showing so much there's no not being pregnant option.
07:39Is there room for another oh, my?
07:41Steve lost it. I've never seen him that upset at Brady.
07:46You got someone pregnant who doesn't want to be with you.
07:49Sound familiar?
07:50She doesn't want to be with Brady?
07:52No. That's something else I know.
07:55Hey, guys. I'm going to be a grandma.
07:57Well, are you?
07:58What do you mean?
07:59Well, if she said she doesn't want to be involved with Brady, that kind of means you too.
08:04Not necessarily. It's kind of a gray area.
08:07And you know how much I love a gray area?
08:09Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:16It's okay?
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:17It's really good.
08:21What the fuck is that?
08:22Someone's at the door.
08:23It better not be that girl pushing Thin Mints again.
08:28Don't answer the door hard.
08:29Down, boy.
08:36Down, boy.
08:38Down, boy.
08:41Oh, boy.
08:41Well, we have to go to a hotel.
08:46A neighbor punctured a gas line installing a flat screen, and fireman Zac Efron says everyone has to evacuate.
08:52It's late. We don't have to go to a hotel. We can go to my apartment.
08:57Tony.
08:58Oh, I heard you. I just prayed this day would never come.
09:02So what? Do you have, like, five roommates?
09:05Just one. He's an artist who works the night shift at All Foods.
09:09Crashing with you and your roommate on the Upper West Side.
09:13Let me get my Wham cassettes.
09:22The car's here. Press breakfast starts at 9.
09:24I just need five more minutes, and I have to be on the 1225 train to D.C. to get to my doc interview.
09:30What is that rodent doing in here?
09:31Well, Gabby says her hamster misses me, that I'm not spending enough, uh, quality time with Shirley.
09:38Can you say transference?
09:39Chauncey wants us to do one last event before the election Tuesday, Friday night.
09:44But I think you said no to everything Friday, right?
09:45I did. Your mother's arriving for your big night.
09:49And she would be very upset if I'm not here to be personally harassed by her.
09:53You okay?
09:53I'm just over-booked. I'm like the hamster on the wheel.
09:58Oh, but you're much cuter. Much cuter.
10:01You must be out of your mind if you think we can fit that in.
10:03Well, I can fit it in. I can fit it in.
10:06The conference is at nine. Go, go.
10:08Come on. Why are you late?
10:18Giuseppe, I finally finished him.
10:28Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you had company.
10:41Who the fuck was that?
10:44My roommate.
10:46Your roommate? I thought you said he worked at Whole Foods, not Old Foods.
10:50Shh. Andrew will hear you.
10:51Andrew? Don't you mean Geppetto? What's with the puppet?
10:55He curbs original characters out of wood, then performs entertainments in strawberry fields with them.
11:01That's how we met. I had my poem table near where he was doing in entertainment.
11:05Stop saying entertainment like it's a thing. And original characters.
11:09That puppet looks exactly like you.
11:11Yes, I'm his muse.
11:14I feel like I'm going to swallow my tongue. His muse?
11:16He's into you. Or more likely, he wants you into him.
11:19You are wrong. Andrew is asexual.
11:22Asexual what?
11:23Asexual. He has a lack of sexual attraction to others.
11:26Mm-hmm. Just to a puppet with a huge package that looks like you.
11:30Hello, gentlemen. Hi. Hi.
11:39Hi. Um, I'm on a Zoom, so could we just hold the work? But don't stop. Maybe just only paint. Thanks.
11:49Yes!
11:50Terry, turn it down. Why so loud?
11:52I couldn't hear over the loud and totally unnecessary renovation.
11:56Well, I have a Zoom.
12:00Come on. Come on. Come on.
12:03So sorry.
12:05We are doing a renovation. I've hated my hall wallpaper for years and I finally thought,
12:10life is short. Change it.
12:13It's a 50-minute session. The clock is ticking.
12:16Okay.
12:16Um, you don't have your camera on?
12:19Doesn't need to be.
12:21Oh. Um, is it better sitting or should I lie down?
12:26I made sure not to wear any restrictive clothing just in case you need to, you know, get in there.
12:30Whatever you're comfortable with. It's a psychic energy cleanse, not a pelvic exam.
12:34I don't know what I'm comfortable with. I didn't even expect to win the silent auction. I just bid to
12:39get it started. $40 isn't much.
12:42No, it's not. Is it, dear? Okay. First, I'm going to lead you through a guided meditation.
12:54I'm sorry. That is my youngest. They got the lead in thoroughly modern Millie at school.
12:59We were all shocked. Excuse me.
13:06Why are you just tapping right here?
13:08It's the only part of the hallway that isn't covered in tarp.
13:11Well, hey, hey, hey. You're just, she, she. I am on an energy zoom.
13:16You don't need to practice right now.
13:18No, we do. The play's in three weeks and Rocky's entry level at best.
13:22Five, six, seven, eight.
13:29Gosh, is there any way that we could reschedule? I just, I can't relax with all this noise.
13:35You want me to reschedule for that price?
13:37You rent?
13:42Mm-hmm.
13:46And you moved in when?
13:47I was 10. My mother, my sister Marley, and me. Mom had the loft. My sister and I had the bedroom and
13:56well, now I'm up there.
14:01How much do you pay?
14:02You don't want to know.
14:03Tell me.
14:04Remember, it's subsidized artist housing. My mom was a Raku Potter and it's, it's rent controlled.
14:09Just say it quick.
14:10900 a month.
14:11You mother fucker. Oh, wow.
14:18Gorgeous. Did your mother make it?
14:20Yeah, she made all the pottery. And the weavings?
14:23Yeah, she was the OG Birkenstocks and crystals, oils, apple cider vinegar on everything.
14:30Was?
14:31She died of breast cancer when I was 20. Turns out that they don't make an essential oil for that.
14:37I wish I could have met her. Come here. Come here.
14:45This way, please.
14:51Seema, meet my mother.
14:55I'm not going to shake her leaf.
14:56One Mother's Day, when I was seven, I gave her this sad, anemic little plant.
15:06Wait, seriously? That's it?
15:07This is my mom in a nutshell. All love, care, and determination.
15:16Wow.
15:16Yeah. She was something.
15:19Mommy issues. That's going to be the reason this won't work.
15:27So, should we stop taking suggestions from callers?
15:29I thought it was going to be my smoking.
15:32But no. I have one out the window after sex. He's cool with it.
15:36He's cool with it. Dude's cool with it.
15:38His exact words. So, it's mom.
15:41Oh. What's she like?
15:43Dead. Died years ago.
15:45Is her body still in the apartment or something? Because I don't see what the problem is.
15:49Families that are living. That is the real threat.
15:54Dead. She's a saint. The apartment is a shrine. Saint Raku of plants and pottery.
16:02I'm starving. I'm sure you can't eat.
16:05I can't. We start work at 7.30.
16:07This collaboration really worked out. It's kind of remarkable that happened.
16:11It is. It is. I've never worked like this. You know, ideas going back and forth and
16:16making each other's books better.
16:18Yeah. I could get used to it.
16:21To what?
16:21Having a writing partner.
16:23Well, could it be more than a writing partner?
16:25Well, would that be more? Maybe that would make it less.
16:32I've never experienced a man seeing me as smart first.
16:37Sexy, yes. Cute, yes.
16:39Humble, no. No, no, no. I'm not bragging quite the opposite. It's, it's, it's limiting. This is
16:48different. Duncan respects my thoughts. What makes me, me. He, he sees my me-ness. You see it.
16:57Charlotte and Miranda see it. Duncan sees it.
17:00And he's a man. I know. It's very odd.
17:03Let's go.
17:04Hmm. I'll drop you off.
17:07I hired Rocco back.
17:10So, she works at a Brooklyn hair salon. That's cool.
17:13Upside, I may get a discount on my red.
17:16Downside, Brady is so mad at Steve that he's moved out of their place and in with me.
17:21I mean, what the fuck? He gets this girl pregnant and I'm a mother again?
17:24Oh, Miranda, it'll all work out.
17:27How is that gonna happen? Because right now, I'm about to make an unannounced visit to the
17:32de facto baby mama of my adult, wannabe chef, non-condom-wearing son.
17:37Also, I'm not gonna tell her who we are. Thank you for being here.
17:44Hi, I'm Emily. Do you have an appointment?
17:46I don't, but I'm hoping Mia could fit me in. I've heard good things.
17:51We don't have a stylist named Mia.
17:55Hi, was someone asking for me?
17:58Yes, hi. Mia, your services come highly recommended.
18:04Oh, thanks. That's so nice. I don't really work here that often.
18:09I'm actually making a wellness app, which is sort of my true passion.
18:13I'm sorry. It's so mortifying. I'm still getting used to all this gas since I'm pregnant.
18:36Congratulations. You must be so excited.
18:40Uh, well, honestly, I was gonna get an abortion until I realized the baby would be a double Libra.
18:47It's gonna be such a fucking vibe.
18:49Wow. I bet.
18:53What is the dad saying? Is he into astrology?
18:56Uh, you know what? I have no idea.
18:58You two aren't close then?
19:01He's cool, I guess. It's not like we're gonna raise the kid together.
19:07Fuck Buddy's status, you know.
19:08Then how do you know he's your father?
19:12I was just wondering how you know if he isn't your boyfriend.
19:17I mean, shouldn't you get a paternity test or something?
19:23Why would you ask me that?
19:24I'm Fuck Buddy's mother.
19:33Oh my god! Oh! Oh my god! Oh!
19:37Coming in here, lying like that, so gross and inappropriate.
19:41I'm inappropriate? You just basically waterboarded me!
19:45Could I at least get a towel?
19:48You have to be a Taurus.
19:49Uh, Mia, Mia, Mia. Don't go, please.
19:53I shouldn't have gone, I don't know, undercover.
19:58But I-I just found out and I'm still processing this.
20:02I-I hope because there's a baby coming, we can have some kind of a connection.
20:07So our family can get to know this little boy or girl.
20:11Little boy or girl.
20:14You're so binary.
20:19Jesus, Mia!
20:23Oh my god, girl, look out this way.
20:38Hello?
20:41I've done all my homework.
20:43I'll be right down.
20:44Well, I've been waiting a fortnight.
20:47Should I send up a rescue team?
20:49Not unless they know printer CPR.
20:52I am breaching the castle wall.
20:56Please don't pour down cauldrons of flaming oil on me.
21:08Let me see what I can do.
21:09Oh, did you write the biography of Mr. Xerox? Let me step aside.
21:13Cheeky.
21:14I'll have you know I have a flawless printer hack.
21:19Yeah.
21:29Oh.
21:31That only worked because I did that tray open closed thing three times.
21:33Oh, you, uh, you write in front of a window. Interesting.
21:39I write in front of a wall so I can bang my head against it.
21:44What a lovely room.
21:45Oh.
21:47Those frocks.
21:49Have you worn them all?
21:51Well, you know, most New Yorkers actually venture out.
21:55That sounds absurd.
21:57But are you ever inside?
21:58I mean, you have so many.
21:59Oh, really?
22:00You think that's a lot?
22:02Hold on to your hat.
22:04Am I wearing a hat?
22:05Duncan, meet my girls.
22:15Sparkled, sparkled, sparkled.
22:19Well, you are just a fairy tale, aren't you?
22:26Oh.
22:28Oh, look at her.
22:31Hello.
22:35What's that?
22:37Your cross.
22:38That I've kept your mummy cooped up inside low these many weeks.
22:43Starved you of glamorous parties.
22:45And was that opulent dinners?
22:48Well, let me make it up to her.
22:53Um, there's a party.
22:56Tuesday.
22:56My publishing house is throwing it.
23:00The thought of going makes me want to gnaw off my own foot like a caged animal.
23:04But if I might persuade you to join me.
23:08A publishing party?
23:09Um, hang on.
23:11Rewrite coming in.
23:12I will pay you to join me.
23:15How much?
23:16Whatever you need to endure a room full of literary types, plus my editor,
23:20who is a bit miffed at my lack of progress low these many weeks.
23:25That much.
23:26You've used low twice on this page.
23:29Write the check.
23:30I'll go with you.
23:35Gabby, what are you doing in here?
23:36It's time to take your bath for bed.
23:38I have to find Shirley.
23:39What do you mean you have to find Shirley?
23:42Why isn't Shirley in her cage on my desk?
23:45I let her out for a walk.
23:47Gabby!
23:48You took her out for a walk?
23:49She was bored.
23:50And you weren't even here to watch her.
23:52You're never here.
23:53There is a rodent loose in my house.
23:55A little rodent in this big house.
23:58We're never going to find her now.
23:59She could die in here.
24:01Why did you do something so stupid?
24:03I'm furious at you.
24:05Furious!
24:06Nana, Nana.
24:07This is how you speak to your children.
24:10My God.
24:11Just as I suspected.
24:15Good luck with mommy dearest.
24:17What the hell is happening?
24:18Gabby let the hamster out of the cage.
24:20And now it's somewhere in here.
24:22I mean, it could be anywhere.
24:25I just yelled at Gabby so loud.
24:27I know.
24:28I heard you in the lobby.
24:29I'm a terrible mother and wife.
24:30I'm never here.
24:32I'm always tired.
24:34All I do is think about work.
24:36That's not all you do.
24:38I should have never said stupid.
24:40So you're not going to be super mom tonight.
24:44It's okay.
24:45You're human.
24:46Look at me.
24:48Look at me.
24:50You're human.
24:54There it is.
24:54There.
24:55Go.
24:56It ran out the door.
24:56Oh, fucking rat.
25:00There it is.
25:25Adam.
25:25You okay?
25:26I'm fine.
25:27But I killed your mother.
25:28Am I awake or is this a nightmare?
25:32Both.
25:33I knocked your plant out the window smoking.
25:35What?
25:37Fuck.
25:37No, no, no, no.
25:38Oh.
25:40No.
25:41Well, I had to reschedule the Zoom energy cleanse twice.
25:45And my house is still noise central, so I appreciate the peace and quiet.
25:48Ah.
25:49Hey, listen.
25:49This Zoom psychic, she's not going to invite any unwanted spirits into my house, is she?
25:53I'm really not looking to have a, don't go into the light Carol Ann kind of moment.
25:59No.
25:59I don't even know if she is legit.
26:01She won't even turn her camera on.
26:02So she could be just like smoking and eating pizza for all I know.
26:05Oh, my kind of psychic.
26:07Oh, what is this gorgeous thing?
26:10Oh, it's something I'm putting together for a party I was invited to tonight.
26:13Mm, Vivian Westwood.
26:14Well, it's certainly very special.
26:16What's the occasion?
26:17Oh, it's just a, it's just a publishing thing.
26:21On second thought, it's, it's probably too special.
26:24Well, it certainly is special.
26:30Duncan invited me to a party.
26:33Oh, did he?
26:34Yeah, and when he did, I hesitated, um, I think because of Miranda.
26:39What does Miranda have to do with it?
26:41Well, um, at your party, she insinuated that the connection between me and Duncan was more
26:47than just writing, and I got, um, I got pretty defensive.
26:51Well, I got very defensive.
26:55Well, is it more than just writing?
26:58Why does everybody think it has to be more than writing?
27:01Look, I, I don't know.
27:03See, and here I'm, I'm getting defensive again with you.
27:05You're just sitting here listening.
27:07It's okay.
27:07Miranda thought there was something between us.
27:09Aiden thought there was something between us.
27:11The only person who didn't think there was anything between us was me, and there wasn't.
27:15But now, here I am, fussing over a very special dress,
27:20and it has nothing to do with writing.
27:26I just don't know if I want to go here.
27:29That's up to you.
27:30Not Miranda, and not me, not even Aiden.
27:35You know how true you were to him.
27:37But he's gone.
27:39And you're here.
27:41And that dress deserves to be seen.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Oh boy, if anything happened between Duncan and me now, oh my gosh, I would never hear the end of it for Miranda.
27:51That's not true.
27:52And even if it is, fuck Miranda.
27:56Wow.
27:57Somebody needs an energy cleanse.
27:59Hello.
28:11Thank you so much for all the time and effort it took to reschedule this.
28:14Well, it was a lot.
28:15I mean, because of all the back and forth, you've only got 12 minutes left to your session and no time for a guided meditation.
28:21All right, so what's the energy you need cleared?
28:23Now you hate your new wallpaper?
28:25Well, um, my husband just came through cancer, and I think I'm just still carrying a lot of that around.
28:36It was the most scared that I've ever been, and I wasn't really allowed to express that to anyone, so...
28:46Oh, your camera's on.
28:50Sorry about the wallpaper comment.
28:52You could forget people are people on Zoom. Not very loving when you're going through so much.
28:57Okay, Charlotte. I'm gonna lead you through a guided meditation.
29:01Oh, but...
29:02There isn't time.
29:03I've got all the time in the world.
29:06Okay.
29:06Now I want you to imagine you're in a place where you feel safe, relaxed, and serene.
29:12So, what happened while I was out? Are we wildly successful yet?
29:17Not quite yet, but you do have a visitor. He didn't have an appointment.
29:23Who?
29:23Me.
29:25You haven't returned my calls or texts. What's up?
29:29I killed your mother.
29:30Oh, my God.
29:31Figuratively.
29:32Oh, that's a relief. I just signed a two-year lease.
29:37Eat my chapstick.
29:38I didn't know what to say. I killed the thing you love the most.
29:46No, cancer killed the thing I love the most.
29:49I can barely look at you.
29:56Hi.
29:59I told you that it was fine.
30:00That plant is gone.
30:02Is it?
30:05Come here.
30:07I salvaged some of the clippings, and the rest are in the greenhouse. And here on the bookshelf,
30:12and on your desk.
30:13Wait. Is that her?
30:14I told you she's determined.
30:17Adam, I'm not a plant person. I don't want to kill her twice.
30:22Are these self-watering?
30:24No. But that's what you have me for.
30:27Last night dawdle, Lisa.
30:31I have no interest in being late on this monumental night of my son's life.
30:36Just getting my keys, Mother Wexley.
30:37I'm ready.
30:38I'll get the elevator.
30:40Monumental.
30:41Mother, we're only talking about the election for city comptroller.
30:44But what city?
30:46New York City.
30:47The creme de la creme.
30:49Hey, Mom.
30:50How long do I have to stay at this thing?
30:52Herbert Jr.
30:53What? I have homework.
30:54Oh, he has homework.
30:55This is a monumental night.
30:58Just stay until after your father's acceptance speech.
31:01If I win.
31:03Wexleys always win.
31:06I mean, the polls have you ahead by five points,
31:08and that's outside the margin of error.
31:09Yay!
31:10Daddy!
31:11Daddy!
31:12Daddy!
31:13Daddy!
31:14Daddy!
31:15Daddy!
31:16Daddy!
31:17Daddy!
31:21I hate this filthy city.
31:24How did this happen?
31:25We were outside the margin of error.
31:27Mr. Chauncey said the working class voters swayed the results.
31:30I don't have time for that fool, Chauncey, or the working class.
31:34Just come on, everyone.
31:35We'll order a big old pizza.
31:38The kind with the goat cheese that we love.
31:42How could you ever enter a race if there was a chance you could lose?
31:47Sweetheart, don't let her get to you.
31:55You wanted to do something to help people.
31:57Your heart is in the right place.
31:59I can't believe I lost.
32:02So you didn't win.
32:05You're human.
32:07Look at me.
32:07You're human.
32:22No, no, no.
32:32You look well, Imogen.
32:50I do.
32:50Is that you finished?
32:52Did I mention how well you're looking?
32:54You're very bad.
32:55I'm not a kid.
33:06I'm not a kid.
33:07I'm not a kid.
33:08I'm not a kid.
33:09I'm not a kid.
33:16Carrie Bradshaw just walked in.
33:18What is she wearing?
33:20It's fabulous.
33:21I've been desperate for eons to get her to one of our bands,
33:24but why on earth is she here tonight?
33:27It's not even a good one.
33:28I invited her.
33:30How do you know Carrie Brightshaw?
33:33She's my upstairs neighbour.
33:35Excuse me.
33:40Well, hello there.
33:41Good evening.
33:42You, um, clean up good.
33:46Is that the phrase?
33:47You clean up good?
33:48Yeah, enough of the chit-chat.
33:49Where's my payment?
33:50And I don't take crypto.
33:52With that other phony currency.
33:55Pounds.
33:57Shall we get ourselves several drinks?
34:00Yes, we shall.
34:06Can I talk to you about something?
34:08Again.
34:09The police will never come here and find my dead naked torso strung from the ceiling by my nipples.
34:14Agree to disagree.
34:16He is a sweet, asexual roommate.
34:18How would you like to trade him in for a sexual roommate?
34:25You want to move in together?
34:28That is a wonderful offer, Tony.
34:30And, yes, someday.
34:34Let's wait.
34:35I wouldn't want us to move too fast.
34:38Okay.
34:39I have to go pee.
34:40Sure.
34:45Let's do it.
35:00I'll move in.
35:01It sounds as if you've been very helpful with the Iron Lady.
35:12Oh, she has.
35:13Maggie almost seems human.
35:15No, really.
35:16Duncan's the one who's been enormously helpful with my book.
35:19Well, he does have a sharp eye.
35:21And when it comes to bad relationship material, he's a font.
35:25Never missed a deadline, but always missed our anniversary.
35:28Never say never, Imogen.
35:30Turns out, I will need a bit of an extension after all.
35:35And I'm mentioning it now in front of Carrie Bradshaw, because you'll want to impress her by saying yes.
35:41Mmm, you can talk about it next week when you're back in London.
35:45Carrie, it was so lovely to finally meet you.
35:49And if you ever need a publisher when you're in the UK, I'm wonderful with writers, as long as I don't marry them.
36:00Well, aren't you an enigma wrapped in a riddle?
36:05An enigma?
36:06Maybe.
36:07A riddle, hardly.
36:08I mean, I think it's pretty clear I married my publisher because I enjoyed her shade of lipstick.
36:14Did you miss your deadline?
36:17I did.
36:19Now, will you please accompany me out of this place to somewhere we can sit down and eat something?
36:29Yes, I will.
36:30No extra charge.
36:31No extra charge.
36:32No extra charge.
36:59When I finish a draft, I need at least a month of despising it, tearing it apart before I put it all back together again, exactly as it was before.
37:10Then I have a two-week trial separation before I walk it into them and hand it over, extremely drunk.
37:18Well, that is completely unnecessary, except the drunk part.
37:24I think the book is wonderful.
37:26I think you're wonderful.
37:31And, apparently, so does everybody else in New York.
37:34Tonight, I discovered Carrie Bradshaw, you're a thing.
37:37And I discovered you're a mess.
37:40Now, you see, that is why one should never venture out in New York.
37:44If only we'd stayed inside this house where we both belong, we'd never know that you're a thing and I'm a...
37:49Mess.
37:50Mess, exactly.
37:53Will I help you?
37:54Rewrite coming in.
37:56You're not a mess.
38:05I think you're wonderful as well.
38:13Do you want to come downstairs?
38:16To be clear, I'm done writing for today.
38:21And possibly forever.
38:23Good night, then.
38:37Good night, then.
38:40Good night, then.
38:42Duncan.
38:43Duncan.
38:55Duncan.
38:55Duncan.
38:55Duncan!
39:10I feel certain whoever lives here next will have a better quality sheet.
39:17Wait, I don't mean to imply that you're going to sleep with whoever rents these rooms from now on.
39:22I mean, I think it's crystal clear that this was charity.
39:27I give what I can.
39:32You understand that I won't be returning.
39:37Yes, I got the subtext.
39:40As I think I mentioned when we first met, you are a distraction.
39:48And as we now know, when it comes to anything but writing, I'm a mess.
40:03So, here we are. Any regrets?
40:06One.
40:09I shouldn't have cut that lavender paragraph from the start of the chapter.
40:17What's going to happen to the woman?
40:19I mean, do you have the ending yet?
40:21Yeah.
40:23Well, she'll die of loneliness, of course.
40:26That's a bit cliche.
40:27Smallpox then.
40:29No.
40:31Bigpox.
40:36May I make one final suggestion?
40:40She lives.
40:44She's such a unique character.
40:46Be a shame to enter.
40:48I will take that into consideration.
40:53You know, this is the first time in a long while that I've enjoyed being completely preoccupied with someone living rather than someone deceased.
41:09I may have missed a deadline, but you've given me a new lifeline.
41:18Duncan.
41:19Yes.
41:21Way too purple.
41:22Yeah.
41:23The minute I said it, I knew that.
41:25It's...
41:26You are such a writer.
41:27And darling, so are you.
41:45The woman sat in her garden.
41:48Even though summer had come and now gone, she could feel the warmth of its lingering touch on her face and body.
41:56How wonderful.
41:57How wonderful.
41:58How wonderful.
41:59How wonderful.
42:04Easy.
42:05I'm not saying it's easy.
42:08To forgive completely.
42:11But I couldn't let it last.
42:14And you never grow from that.
42:17So I had to take the space.
42:20And finally get away.
42:23Yeah.
42:24Father, I've liked this beautiful morning.
42:27We're standing still on the song.
42:30You know.
42:31Breathe up, and take in a moment.
42:34Live and throw it in for the second one.
42:38Run go ahead, You can tell us peace for, I'm alright, We're still in the song.
42:42Ring on the bell, sing, and tell the people everywhere that the flower has gone.
42:48Oh, my God.
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