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00:00:00Dog crap related.
00:00:01Well, only that I'll pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:04Your place or mine.
00:00:05I'm gonna stay in a doghouse.
00:00:07Ahem.
00:00:09Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:12Sorry.
00:00:13Hey, Emilia.
00:00:16Looks like someone needs OB in school.
00:00:19Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?
00:00:21You sardi.
00:00:22Asshole!
00:00:23Crazy bitch!
00:00:24You told her?
00:00:25She's my sister!
00:00:26I don't care that violates our agreement!
00:00:28Em!
00:00:29What the fuck?!
00:00:32My cleanser?
00:00:33Dog walker.
00:00:35You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:39I fucking hate you.
00:00:41I fucking hate you more!
00:00:49I wasn't... well...
00:00:52I have the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:00:57That isn't original!
00:00:58I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:00Oh, fine!
00:01:02I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to Ancient Room, and get another one!
00:01:05I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:08You're treating me like shit!
00:01:10That's one of the renaissance!
00:01:12You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:14I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:15We signed a contract!
00:01:16For an arranged marriage!
00:01:18Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:22You are such a simpleton!
00:01:23Ugh!
00:01:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled rat!
00:01:30I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:01:33I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:35Right back at you!
00:01:37I fucking hate you!
00:01:39I fucking hate you!
00:01:40I fucking hate you more!
00:02:01So, you were arrested.
00:02:04Again.
00:02:07To be fair, we thought it was illegal to swim there.
00:02:11There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:14It says here that you're broken using BOLD cutters?
00:02:18If I had known you'd invited me over your life for me, I would keep.
00:02:28Good boy!
00:02:30You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:31It reflects on the company that your mother and I do.
00:02:32You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:45It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:48The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:52The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:53I make my own money.
00:02:54See, see, see.
00:02:55Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:56I am the spokesperson for man bone.
00:02:57That means free underwear for life.
00:02:58For life.
00:02:59Some parents may be proud.
00:03:00Yeah.
00:03:01Other parents would be proud if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:02You are next up to be CEO.
00:03:24You are next up to be CEO.
00:03:26A deal for a little cosmetic.
00:03:28How can I get into that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:35Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right? Don't be late.
00:03:40Bye, Dad.
00:03:50Excuse me.
00:03:54Eww.
00:04:00I know, my Gucci.
00:04:02I don't want my clients to just grow up, huh?
00:04:05You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:10What are you doing, eh?
00:04:12Good morning, Ramos.
00:04:24These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:37No problem.
00:04:38Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:42Hello.
00:04:43Hello.
00:04:44Hello.
00:04:45Hi.
00:04:46I'm Michael Angelou.
00:04:48Sean Paul.
00:04:50Nice to meet you.
00:04:51Nice to meet you.
00:04:52I couldn't notice how hot you were.
00:04:54I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:04:56Hold it up.
00:04:57Hey, Dad.
00:04:58Where the hell were ya?
00:04:59Uh, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:00You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:02Gibello came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:03I can meet him later.
00:05:04It's true that he's back on the plane again.
00:05:05Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:07I can meet him later.
00:05:08Minster?
00:05:09You have potential.
00:05:10But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:12Well, I've got to be the CEO.
00:05:15I've got to be up.
00:05:16Um, and I've got to be a big job.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20I can meet him later.
00:05:21Oh, I can meet him later.
00:05:22Ah, it's true that he's back on the plane again!
00:05:25Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:26Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:29You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:30You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33Okay, but you say you want to be the CEO? Well, you're gonna have to prove it, because so far, I ain't seen the ante for you.
00:05:43Bye then.
00:05:46Hey, you okay?
00:05:49Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out some time.
00:06:03So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:17There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive, and it sure doesn't cover it.
00:06:26Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:34We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:51Ciao, Gucci!
00:06:56What's wrong?
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:03I'm sorry. This is...
00:07:05No, forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:08The treatments are just really expensive. I have the savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:18It's only enough for one treatment. Who knows how many she's gonna need?
00:07:23Bessie practically raised us.
00:07:24After her parents passed, I have to do anything for her.
00:07:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:36You do?
00:07:37Mm-hmm.
00:07:38Come back tonight, and...
00:07:41Where's something nice?
00:07:43Oh, Amelia, you look bellissimo.
00:07:59Except for the dog hair.
00:08:03Come with me.
00:08:04I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:07Are they from Italy?
00:08:08Yes.
00:08:09Yes. Of course, everything's from Italy.
00:08:13Well, Amelia, mate.
00:08:16My glad you're on my side.
00:08:18I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:21Mm-hmm.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:23Aren't you the clean lady?
00:08:24I'm a dog walker.
00:08:26Oh, I'm so defensive.
00:08:28I wasn't.
00:08:29Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted, and I have some money for your business, too.
00:08:38Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:41I'll be there.
00:08:43And we'll ask you, huh?
00:08:44Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:58What exactly?
00:09:07How does it look?
00:09:08Not half bad.
00:09:10I mean, it's fine.
00:09:12Whatever.
00:09:13Whatever.
00:09:15Let's do some sex scenes, okay?
00:09:18Or not.
00:09:20I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:22You work for my dad.
00:09:23You don't have to do what I say.
00:09:25You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:27Just a few more pictures.
00:09:29I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:31I don't need Tinder.
00:09:33I'm an underwear model.
00:09:34My demons are blooded like Florida Hurricane.
00:09:37Whatever.
00:09:38Whoever is lying on anyone.
00:09:43Forming another.
00:09:44I told you-
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:47I told you!
00:09:55See, dog walker?
00:09:58That wasn't so hard.
00:09:59What the fuck?
00:10:03This is a fucking product!
00:10:08Oh!
00:10:10Apple!
00:10:11You're crazy, bitch!
00:10:15Melia!
00:10:17What's wrong?
00:10:18I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:22I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:24I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:25No, no, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:10:27My son is just immature, and that's why I'm in my ear.
00:10:32Pour for it.
00:10:34Please, all right?
00:10:36Just have a seat.
00:10:37I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:42So, Melia needs money to pay for her sister's passatory.
00:10:47Can't, sir.
00:10:49And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family bed?
00:10:54Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:57Okay, I want the business.
00:11:00Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:07What kind of deal?
00:11:09Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:12No, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:15What?
00:11:18What?
00:11:19Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:21I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:23Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:27Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-wiredies for money.
00:11:30Gosh, look, look, you have to grow up before you can go out of business, and the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:37We're not even a match.
00:11:39We hate each other.
00:11:40At least I do.
00:11:41Obviously.
00:11:42But see, there's something in common already.
00:11:45But, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:50Oh, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:54She should have rolled me crazy for a second.
00:11:56I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh, but I don't have to think of two and seven years.
00:12:04You two have cat-swee.
00:12:06Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:08As if.
00:12:10Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:12I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:14I mean, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:17Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:21What's it going to be?
00:12:31What's it going to be?
00:12:35Fine.
00:12:36We'll do it.
00:12:38For Betsy.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:39Evangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:46If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:52And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:55What the hell, Dad?
00:12:59Fuck it.
00:13:00Fine.
00:13:01I'll do it.
00:13:02Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:06Romulus has already drafted the contract, and son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:12I'm ready, my mom.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:24And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:28I hope a Hollywood ball's not about it.
00:13:30Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:36Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if
00:13:41word got out of the public, all right?
00:13:43So this has to be our own secret.
00:13:46All we agreed.
00:13:48Sure.
00:13:49All right.
00:13:51Signing off.
00:13:52Mm-hmm.
00:14:00So, your place or mine?
00:14:24I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:26Fine.
00:14:28Those days.
00:14:39So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:42It's like a museum in here.
00:14:44A Michelangelo Museum.
00:14:46Ugh.
00:14:57Whoa, what's, what's this?
00:15:03Put it in the trash.
00:15:05This isn't trash.
00:15:06These are my sisters.
00:15:07She's an artist.
00:15:08So put them in your room.
00:15:10I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:13Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:15That manthal?
00:15:16It's straightened.
00:15:21Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:23If they didn't clean it by the time I get back, we'd bring it on the fireplace.
00:15:27It's electric.
00:15:33Oh, by the way, this is good work.
00:15:38You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:41Gee, thanks.
00:15:42Welcome.
00:15:43Welcome.
00:15:43You're getting married?
00:15:52Shh, Betsy.
00:15:53Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:55Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:56It's just...
00:15:58It's not like you.
00:16:00You're so reserved.
00:16:03Safe.
00:16:04Like I always taught you.
00:16:06Well, things change when you find out your sister had cancer.
00:16:12And besides, Michael Angelo offered to help pay to hear the eaters.
00:16:17So I'm okay with a quick puzzle.
00:16:19Michael Angelo...
00:16:21De Nippinacurdle?
00:16:23No.
00:16:24Michael Angelo...
00:16:25De Nippinacurdle?
00:16:27Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:29Michael Angelo De Nippinacurdle?
00:16:31Shh!
00:16:31Shh!
00:16:32So if I made more of his, like, start a hundred thousand Bravo shows?
00:16:40How did you even meet?
00:16:41His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:45It's been a whirlwind of romance.
00:16:49He's so...
00:16:51Huck.
00:16:52Speak of the devil?
00:16:55Oh, yeah.
00:16:57You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:00This is a doctor's office.
00:17:02Shhh.
00:17:04Amelia.
00:17:06Fancy Paulo?
00:17:08Doctors ready.
00:17:11We'll talk all this later.
00:17:12We're already wet, baby.
00:17:35We're already wet.
00:17:38Where did that come from?
00:17:48Fancy Paulo.
00:17:50Aww.
00:17:50Aww.
00:17:52of the audience.
00:17:52Where did that come from?
00:17:55Fancy Paulo.
00:17:56What?
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:58You don't know...
00:17:59Oh, never.
00:18:00Wait...
00:18:01What is this?
00:18:01Oh, me Lorena.
00:18:02I've got this.
00:18:02Where did that come from?
00:18:03Oh....
00:18:04Where did that come from?
00:18:04That come from?
00:18:05I told her...
00:18:06Nice place, I love the artwork.
00:18:24Thanks.
00:18:25Finally.
00:18:26Ooh, good taste.
00:18:28Oh, I'm good.
00:18:31You had plenty of dinner.
00:18:33More for me.
00:18:36You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:50Who are you?
00:18:55Who are you?
00:18:57Chantal, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:02Roommate?
00:19:03Whatever.
00:19:04Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:06I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:08This is my house?
00:19:10We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:13Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:18John Bell Walker.
00:19:20Who's jealous?
00:19:21Jealous?
00:19:22I'm not jealous!
00:19:26Sweet dreams!
00:19:34I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:36How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:39Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:40Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:59See you later.
00:20:00And um...
00:20:01Don't worry about last night.
00:20:04Sorry.
00:20:05I hadn't wanted to drink it.
00:20:06Won't have it again.
00:20:07Better not.
00:20:08How's the hangover?
00:20:09Roommie?
00:20:10Not now.
00:20:11It's killing me.
00:20:12We need to talk about last night.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14Well we need to do the order of 3-8 on the home for us.
00:20:17I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:18Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:19But, your dad doesn't want people knowing this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:20And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:21Fine, I'll have her sign in the age.
00:20:22Just keep on my phone.
00:20:23My sister?
00:20:24You're just gonna have to come over here.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26What?
00:20:27What?
00:20:28What?
00:20:29How's the hangover?
00:20:30How's the hangover?
00:20:31How's the hangover?
00:20:32How's the hangover?
00:20:33Roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35It's killing me.
00:20:36We need a pocket.
00:20:37We need a pocket last night.
00:20:38No, we need to do the order of 3-8 on the home for us.
00:20:39marriage, and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:43Fine, I'll have her sign an IDA, just give me my phone.
00:20:47My sister needs this money, Michelangelo. And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:20:52then the contract is violated. Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:55Yeah, no shit.
00:20:57I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:04I don't know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:07You just don't work there. I will fuck whoever I want, whenever I want, whenever I want.
00:21:13Fine, do whatever you want.
00:21:17Sorry, it's a bit harsh, just really hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:31Hey, baby. You know, you don't have to keep working, do you?
00:21:36Yeah. You're rich now.
00:21:38I know. I like it.
00:21:39Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:42You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:46Tell me how things go between the two of you, huh?
00:21:49Oh, fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:54All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:56Oh, and listen, he's not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:00For that, I promise.
00:22:02I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:03Yeah, you're right.
00:22:06Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:08Come on, Gucci.
00:22:09Come on.
00:22:10Bye, Goosh.
00:22:14Hey, Amelia.
00:22:16Hey, Jake.
00:22:18Gucci, no.
00:22:19What?
00:22:21Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:26Still see you close to us.
00:22:28Yeah, same here.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:33Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:40His whole family, actually.
00:22:42All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:44They should make a reality show.
00:22:46Rural dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:52Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56I'd like that.
00:22:56So, how long have you been in a dog walk?
00:23:05A couple months.
00:23:06I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:10Barista.
00:23:11Uber driver.
00:23:13Delivery guy.
00:23:15Movie actor?
00:23:16You were in a movie.
00:23:17Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:19Just trying to impress you.
00:23:20How about you?
00:23:23How long have you been doing this?
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:25My whole life, I guess.
00:23:27It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:31I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:33Wow.
00:23:35I see really like dogs.
00:23:37Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:41Well, if you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:45My band's playing at Echoplex tonight.
00:23:47Do you want to go?
00:23:48Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:54You did?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:58I still do.
00:24:02He's cute.
00:24:03I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:07Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:13I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:16Hell yeah.
00:24:16I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:27I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:34Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:39It looks pretty big.
00:24:40It was a big school.
00:24:43Public schools.
00:24:44Am I right?
00:24:50I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:53Me?
00:24:54Engaged?
00:24:55No.
00:24:55Are you kidding?
00:24:56I'm 24.
00:24:57I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:59I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:25:01Crawling around, drooling.
00:25:03Nope.
00:25:04Single and ready to tingle.
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:10Royce pooped.
00:25:12Should pick it up.
00:25:13Where?
00:25:13I don't see it.
00:25:14Just over there.
00:25:22So I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:25Of course.
00:25:26It's an office.
00:25:27You wanted to be CEO, you better look the part.
00:25:29You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:32Very funny.
00:25:35You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:37Yes, I do.
00:25:37I know.
00:25:38That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:41So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:45Thank you, Starbuckers.
00:25:46Fuck no.
00:25:47Come on, Dad.
00:25:57Help!
00:25:57Oh my goodness.
00:26:02Are you okay?
00:26:04Hi.
00:26:04I'm Michael Inwood.
00:26:11You're a gayer.
00:26:11And this is our new palette.
00:26:17It's Matt's collection.
00:26:19We really like these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:23But yeah, that's the presentation for me.
00:26:27Michael Inwood.
00:26:28What, Dad?
00:26:38What did you do?
00:26:39It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:41Look at you, you got so late here.
00:26:42I've been around making pictures of you all the time.
00:26:46Just stick with it, will you?
00:26:48Hard work does pay off.
00:26:50Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:52What about her?
00:26:53She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:54Nobody taught her about the business, but she just worked hard, and now,
00:26:59and I'm sharing some money doing what she loves.
00:27:01I guess that's impressive.
00:27:03Yeah, see.
00:27:04See, it is.
00:27:05I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I know someone will get that uptight.
00:27:16Break's over.
00:27:17Break's over.
00:27:24Well, not to death.
00:27:35One day down.
00:27:37Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:41Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:45you talk about the day's work,
00:27:47but you close together, comfort each other,
00:27:50just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:52You know what I'm thinking?
00:27:56It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:01Tonight.
00:28:02Night?
00:28:03Shit.
00:28:04When am I going to tell Chateau?
00:28:06I promise we Netflix is a bang tonight.
00:28:08The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:10Lights, camera, bed, carpet.
00:28:12Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:14to the Dino Verdea family.
00:28:18Don't you think it's been at soon?
00:28:20I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:22What's your name?
00:28:24You're getting long.
00:28:26Yeah, yeah.
00:28:27Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:30All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:32I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo,
00:28:34and don't be late.
00:28:36Why did I...
00:28:48So, remind me,
00:28:54why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:57Because I want to do something nice
00:28:59for my favorite big sister.
00:29:00And...
00:29:01And...
00:29:03And...
00:29:04You know I never slurge on stuff like this.
00:29:06But, since I'm part of the Dino LaVita family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:12You better not let that hair down.
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:15Just an expression.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:23How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out!
00:29:26I'm coming out!
00:29:30That bad?
00:29:37I've never seen a dog walker
00:29:40look this hot
00:29:41by that dress
00:29:43ASAP.
00:29:47Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:50I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:00What are you looking at?
00:30:28You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:31I...
00:30:32I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:36No, I'm just...
00:30:38Something...
00:30:40Did you change your hair?
00:30:41Why do you care?
00:30:43The manware house is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:45I just forgot my charger.
00:30:47Awesome, thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:52Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:54We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:55I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:56On!
00:31:00Amelia!
00:31:09Alright, hey.
00:31:10Look who's right on time.
00:31:11Nice.
00:31:13Where's the media?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:17She can't make it.
00:31:18No, no, no, no.
00:31:20If your fiancé's sick,
00:31:21you can't go out and party.
00:31:23Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:25Give us some...
00:31:26Give us some nice soup.
00:31:28I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:30Telling me that she throws back soon.
00:31:32Alright, poor thing.
00:31:34Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:42Stupid dog walker?
00:31:44Checking me with her makeover.
00:31:45I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56It's Mike, Lin, Lodino, Lino.
00:31:57You still crack people?
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:16Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:24I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28Don't worry.
00:32:28I should imagine this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32But you're going for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to Mark.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37Yeah, I can treat it.
00:32:38You look like that.
00:32:39You look like that.
00:32:40Thanks, Jen.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Love, good boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49I don't need to go after.
00:32:51I don't like it.
00:32:52Break the legs.
00:32:53Love you, dude.
00:32:54Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:20Good.
00:33:36Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:38Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:41One more, please.
00:33:42It doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:57Jake, you guys are great.
00:34:00You really think so?
00:34:03Nice flight when we're ripping off the straws.
00:34:05The who?
00:34:05You don't know the straws.
00:34:11Are they older?
00:34:12I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:16It's alright.
00:34:17Lots of stuff you're introduced to.
00:34:20You want to listen to me, Harry?
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:23So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:32Since I was 13.
00:34:34Played bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:39That's awesome.
00:34:41When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:46You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:48That's why you liked it.
00:34:50I do, but it's just another game in the way to hit a big music.
00:34:54I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:56I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:58A cat person?
00:35:02Who doesn't like dogs?
00:35:04Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:35:06I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:35:09I just want to relax.
00:35:11Have a good time.
00:35:13You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:16I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:19No, I'm not sure.
00:35:20We have nothing in common.
00:35:22Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:29The heck?
00:35:30I'm Pipsy.
00:35:31He's cute.
00:35:32Michelangelo had a son.
00:35:33Now I can have mine.
00:35:42I'm sorry.
00:35:46Looks like someone needs O.B.s.
00:35:52What's going on?
00:35:53That's Michelangelo Dino Livino, the Nepo Baby Underwear Model.
00:35:57He's not.
00:35:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:36:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:36:01What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:36:03Back off, dude.
00:36:05Back off.
00:36:06Grubby little hipster.
00:36:07She's my fiancée.
00:36:09So that wasn't an age marine.
00:36:11I can explain.
00:36:12I can explain.
00:36:12Let's go.
00:36:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:18I know, Jake.
00:36:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver.
00:36:30And this is for making me listen to you.
00:36:31I can't believe you did that for your high and mighty speech.
00:36:41You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:43Yeah, why I don't have the pop rock?
00:36:44He's following you around.
00:36:45Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:48I'm not following you around.
00:36:51You know what?
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52You saw Michelangelo last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:55Me jealous?
00:36:57Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:00Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:03I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:05I have a name.
00:37:07Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:08That is an original.
00:37:09I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:12Oh, fine.
00:37:13I'll just hop into my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:16I don't care about your art.
00:37:17Your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:19They're treating me like shit.
00:37:21That's one of the renaissance!
00:37:23You're a history-born nightmare!
00:37:25I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:26We signed a contract!
00:37:28Foreign arranged marriage!
00:37:29Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:33You are such a simpleton!
00:37:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:39Well, at least I'm not spoiled brat.
00:37:41I tried to get along with you.
00:37:43You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:44I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:37:46Right back at you!
00:37:48I fucking hate you.
00:37:49I fucking hate you more!
00:37:51I fucking hate you more!
00:37:51I fucking hate you more!
00:38:19I feel like...
00:38:20I CJ Peter!
00:38:21I'm not.
00:38:37I'm not.
00:38:45I'm not.
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47Where am I?
00:38:54Who's spooning me?
00:38:57Is that Jake?
00:38:59How drunk was I?
00:39:03My cleanser?
00:39:07Dog walker.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:10I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:13Less than all those three beers.
00:39:15We don't have to talk about this.
00:39:19We had too many drinks.
00:39:21We could just forget it'd ever happen.
00:39:23If that's what you want.
00:39:25Definitely.
00:39:28I have to do good work.
00:39:31I should get up too.
00:39:35Oh my head.
00:39:37There's PE light in the fridge.
00:39:40Thanks for coming today, Seth.
00:39:41Of course.
00:39:42My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:47Well, you look great.
00:39:49Thanks.
00:39:51I don't feel great.
00:39:53The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:40:01What's going on?
00:40:02So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:08Wait.
00:40:09For the first time?
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13We're taking it slow.
00:40:16Michelangelo.
00:40:17The male gigolo.
00:40:18Taking it slow.
00:40:21Maybe I didn't misjudge him.
00:40:24And I wasn't.
00:40:27Well.
00:40:29Really bad.
00:40:30Right?
00:40:31I knew it.
00:40:32Actually.
00:40:33It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:36Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:41I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:46That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:49I don't get it.
00:40:50He and I are nothing alike.
00:40:52And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:53And I feel like an arcade game.
00:40:55He just keeps getting the high score again and again.
00:40:59You get the picture.
00:41:02Hey.
00:41:04Opposites attract.
00:41:06I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:10Because you're so different.
00:41:12Something like that.
00:41:22Here it comes.
00:41:23Right on the schedule.
00:41:25Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:27Well, that's a little down easy.
00:41:29Weird.
00:41:30I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:42What was that about?
00:41:44Must be the hangover.
00:41:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:55Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:09Hey.
00:42:10Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:12Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:20And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:22Hey.
00:42:43Hey.
00:42:46Hi.
00:42:46we should talk about last night
00:42:50i'm not very good with words me neither but last night you don't have to say anything
00:42:58we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:43:04happened i don't think you understand you just listen to me look you don't have to worry about
00:43:09catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one-night stand before i've never been with
00:43:15someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your d-list actresses
00:43:22you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would
00:43:28take back last night that you would frankly so would i i think you're driving me nuts you don't
00:43:33understand let's let's get some hate out and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my
00:43:38own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:46what happened to dog walker i have a confession back
00:43:51last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:57but that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:44:01really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i couldn't do reality tv
00:44:10but there is a fire between us and media some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:18you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:22media please i know you felt it too
00:44:28media please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:37i felt it too
00:44:40somewhere we're fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:48media
00:45:18so i said to get you on fire
00:45:26how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to lot fireball shots on fire
00:45:30it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:34no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:38if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:45:44and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:45you know when you're not acting like a complete oosh bad
00:45:54you're not so bad
00:45:55thanks
00:45:57you know we could actually try this
00:46:01hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:46:05i'm serious
00:46:07the wedding's coming up
00:46:09we could give it a shot
00:46:12you mean like you and me together together
00:46:16why not
00:46:17were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:19oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:35oh hey royce
00:46:41jake
00:46:43i'm going
00:46:44good
00:46:46yeah
00:46:47but the other night was kind of
00:46:50crazy
00:46:50i know
00:46:51i could have told you about michael and rome
00:46:54we were kind of in a fight
00:46:56and i'm tired for bringing you into this
00:46:59is he always like that
00:47:01so aggressive and controlling
00:47:03i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:47:06he was like a caveman locking home his woman
00:47:09well i am his woman
00:47:11he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:14and i don't blame him
00:47:16oh my god
00:47:17am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:47:21i didn't mean to pry
00:47:22i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:25i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:27thanks jake
00:47:29but
00:47:30i'm engaged
00:47:31remember
00:47:32and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:35i don't think i had a connection
00:47:37you're a cat person
00:47:39it never would have worked
00:47:41come on baby
00:47:43let's go
00:47:44cats are awesome
00:47:49that was a
00:47:53great presentation
00:47:55the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:58you think so
00:47:59maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:48:03oh yeah yeah
00:48:04now listen
00:48:05i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:48:07you mind watching your little brother for me
00:48:10gucci
00:48:10sure
00:48:11but i mean
00:48:12you know dog's formula specialty
00:48:14yeah
00:48:15but that's how you impress her
00:48:16you've been fired for a romantic date
00:48:18at the dog park
00:48:20at the dog park
00:48:21mm-hmm
00:48:22i just texted her
00:48:23it's all set
00:48:24now
00:48:25go get another boy
00:48:28so
00:48:38you just throw it
00:48:40he brings it back
00:48:41you've never played fetch before
00:48:43it's
00:48:44it's my dad's dog
00:48:46not mine
00:48:47let me try
00:48:49that's okay
00:48:50i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:53dainty hands
00:48:54do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:59no
00:49:01i like my work
00:49:03what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:49:06have fun
00:49:07you're right
00:49:09i should work less
00:49:11if nothing else
00:49:13you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:16i've got a big surprise
00:49:26a surprise
00:49:28just wait and see
00:49:30grazie
00:49:39have a good night
00:49:40mr. denomolino
00:49:41what was that?
00:49:48special delivery from
00:49:49maschioni's italian deli
00:49:51the gucci
00:49:54it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:56you know
00:49:59that's all for dogs
00:50:00right
00:50:00i have a look
00:50:02ah
00:50:04besides special kid
00:50:06i also thought
00:50:09we could use his water bowl
00:50:10for a little bit
00:50:11not to get to
00:50:12okay
00:50:14this is for us
00:50:16why don't you get his court shirt
00:50:18what else is in that
00:50:19just some
00:50:20imported italian ingredients
00:50:22so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:24you can cook
00:50:25okay
00:50:36that was so good
00:50:40i feel like i just
00:50:42went to italy
00:50:43even though i've never been
00:50:44how did you
00:50:46do this
00:50:47i can't cook at all
00:50:48making italian food
00:50:50is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:51did you learn it in culinary school?
00:50:53no
00:50:54my mom taught me
00:50:55tell me about her
00:50:57i've never told a girl about my mom
00:51:00sorry
00:51:02i don't mean to pry
00:51:03she
00:51:05passed away when i was 11
00:51:06breast cancer
00:51:08but
00:51:10i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:11she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:14and
00:51:14she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:17we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:22i still
00:51:25have all of her recipes
00:51:27here
00:51:27handwritten in italian
00:51:29that's really special
00:51:31i miss her
00:51:35and
00:51:36this might sound corny but
00:51:37i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:41it's not corny
00:51:42but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:46don't tell tmz
00:51:48what about your parents?
00:51:52my parents died in a car accident
00:51:54when i was 13
00:51:55it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:58sorry
00:51:59i just really hope these treatments work
00:52:02i don't want to lose her too
00:52:06i'm sorry
00:52:09your story made me emotional
00:52:10i'm gonna go do this shit
00:52:12i'll help you
00:52:13no
00:52:14no it's fine
00:52:15i like doing the dishes
00:52:16it relaxes me
00:52:17good
00:52:18cause i hate them
00:52:20well then i guess we'll make the team
00:52:22is it just the wine
00:52:28or am i really falling for
00:52:30her
00:52:31or her
00:52:31you don't want this
00:52:35hey
00:52:45hey
00:52:46do you want an espresso
00:52:48i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:51no thank you
00:52:52you need to have a morning meeting in front of the rush
00:52:54okay well
00:52:55don't forget gucci
00:52:56how could i
00:52:57ready bro
00:53:00well let me fit your pie
00:53:02what do you know about us
00:53:05you wear these shirts to work
00:53:07and you wear man thongs to be soon
00:53:10touché
00:53:11there you go
00:53:13bye
00:53:14bye
00:53:16love you
00:53:19love you too
00:53:20sorry
00:53:30it's reflex
00:53:31i didn't even say that
00:53:32me neither
00:53:34too soon
00:53:35talk about it later
00:53:37yeah
00:53:38okay
00:53:40uh
00:53:42does that have been any more awkward
00:53:43and is michael andwell really in love with me
00:53:47look who's here
00:53:53hey
00:53:54my little guy
00:53:56hey
00:53:56bucci
00:53:57look at this right here
00:54:00huh
00:54:00this guy
00:54:02oh yeah
00:54:04now here's that
00:54:05here's mine
00:54:06right
00:54:07just like that
00:54:08huh
00:54:08yeah
00:54:09even got one for big brother
00:54:11right there
00:54:12here you go
00:54:12come to pop
00:54:14yes my boy
00:54:16all right
00:54:18all right
00:54:18so
00:54:19we gotta talk about this
00:54:20this wedding
00:54:21this is two weeks off
00:54:22hollywood bowl
00:54:24there
00:54:24waiting for an answer
00:54:25and i bumped into
00:54:26chris martin
00:54:27on the playing
00:54:28he says the band
00:54:29is free
00:54:30you like cold
00:54:32dad
00:54:33we can't have a wedding
00:54:34at home
00:54:35oh
00:54:36well all right
00:54:38then
00:54:39the magic castle
00:54:40all about that
00:54:41not too big
00:54:42plenty of room for cold play
00:54:43let's just pump the brakes
00:54:45we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:48what
00:54:48something wrong with
00:54:50really
00:54:50no
00:54:51everything's great
00:54:53it's better than great
00:54:55honestly
00:54:55but
00:54:57we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:59that's
00:55:00our thing
00:55:01it's not an elias thing
00:55:03i think it makes her uncomfortable
00:55:05wow
00:55:07i never thought of that
00:55:08yeah
00:55:10you have a very good point
00:55:11yeah
00:55:11i'm very impressed
00:55:14you've never acted like this
00:55:17with any other woman
00:55:18i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:21with another girl
00:55:22hmm
00:55:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:25love
00:55:26yeah
00:55:28i don't know
00:55:30he's so cute
00:55:33all right
00:55:34change the deal
00:55:36gonna cancel the hollard bowl
00:55:38all right
00:55:38and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:40intimate affair
00:55:41a wedding
00:55:42with cold play
00:55:44no cold play dad
00:55:45no cold play
00:55:47so
00:55:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:58it's not working
00:55:59i know it
00:56:01i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:56:03and i'm cured
00:56:05what
00:56:06you're cured
00:56:08oh
00:56:09congratulations
00:56:11thank you
00:56:13i wasn't expecting it
00:56:15i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:16in only two sessions
00:56:18it only took two sessions
00:56:20i almost had enough of my savings
00:56:22to cover that
00:56:23maybe i didn't need
00:56:25the dina voleno's money
00:56:26what's wrong sis
00:56:28we could be celebrating
00:56:30i brought prosecco
00:56:32no
00:56:33yeah
00:56:33no i'm good
00:56:35yeah
00:56:36amelia
00:56:37i'm your sister
00:56:39you can tell me anything
00:56:41is it michelangelo
00:56:43is everything okay
00:56:45if that punk
00:56:47pretty boy hurts you
00:56:48i will take that man thong
00:56:50and give him a wedgie
00:56:50so far up his butt
00:56:52that it will cut him into you
00:56:53it's not michelangelo
00:56:56that's he
00:56:56it's me
00:56:59i have to tell you something
00:57:02you do not
00:57:07believe
00:57:08that they convinced you
00:57:09to do
00:57:09an arranged marriage
00:57:11what is this
00:57:13game of thrones
00:57:14it was the only way
00:57:15that i could pay
00:57:15for your treatments
00:57:16and you know
00:57:17that i would do
00:57:18anything for you
00:57:18actually
00:57:21he's not that bad
00:57:23i kinda like him
00:57:26yeah
00:57:27babe
00:57:28that's called
00:57:28stockholm syndrome
00:57:29we need to get you
00:57:30out of there
00:57:31betsy
00:57:32i have
00:57:34real feelings for you
00:57:36but
00:57:37what about the
00:57:40tabloid story
00:57:40you heard what he did
00:57:42to that flu
00:57:43he did in the world
00:57:43they banned him
00:57:45for life
00:57:46you'll never go to epcot
00:57:47he's not actually
00:57:49like the stories
00:57:50or at least
00:57:52not me
00:57:53he's only acting like that
00:57:55to get into your pants
00:57:56amelia
00:57:57if you marry
00:57:59michelangelo
00:58:00he will make
00:58:02your life
00:58:02a living hell
00:58:04what if you need him
00:58:06yeah
00:58:07need him
00:58:09maybe you'll change
00:58:10your mind
00:58:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:12don't want it
00:58:13please
00:58:14just give him a chance
00:58:17fine
00:58:18yes
00:58:20only one
00:58:21yes
00:58:22you won't regret it
00:58:25i'm gonna go get it for a second
00:58:26you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:31thank you for making money
00:58:36of course
00:58:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:39we need to celebrate
00:58:40michelangelo
00:58:44you know that betsy
00:58:45is the most important person
00:58:47in the world to me
00:58:48right
00:58:48you need me besides me
00:58:50i'm serious
00:58:50it's really important
00:58:52to meet you to get along
00:58:53have a glass of wine
00:58:55tonight's gonna be great
00:58:58thank you
00:59:01it's
00:59:08enormous
00:59:09why would anybody need so much room
00:59:14it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:18nice to finally meet you
00:59:21betsy
00:59:22hmm
00:59:23so
00:59:25this is the
00:59:26infamous
00:59:28michelangelo
00:59:30how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:3596 dollar perion
00:59:37mainly since the year that you were born
00:59:39yeah
00:59:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:43it's worth more than my car
00:59:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:46boom
00:59:47eat me that rouse
00:59:50it's delicious
00:59:52this was made in france
00:59:54sorry
00:59:56can't touch that stuff
00:59:57so
00:59:58who wants a drink
01:00:16you've hardly touched your food
01:00:23it's
01:00:25a little too
01:00:26rich
01:00:27for me
01:00:28mine tastes great
01:00:30so
01:00:32michelangelo
01:00:33i
01:00:33have some
01:00:34big sister questions
01:00:36to ask about the
01:00:37pernuptials coming up
01:00:38you
01:00:39don't mind
01:00:40do you
01:00:41fire away
01:00:42so i know you two have been having your
01:00:45fun
01:00:47um
01:00:49but
01:00:49what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:54i don't think it's going with you
01:00:56that's cute and all
01:00:59but
01:00:59what about a career
01:01:01are you gonna support her
01:01:02or kids
01:01:03what's your stance on that
01:01:05or are you just gonna
01:01:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:01:09betsy
01:01:10look
01:01:11i know i have a past
01:01:13but
01:01:14i'm not committed to
01:01:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:18i'm open to anything
01:01:19see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:21you two are getting married
01:01:23and you barely know each other
01:01:25we know
01:01:26easy betsy
01:01:28i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:34you would give her the time
01:01:37and what makes you such an expert
01:01:38i don't see what you're doing on your finger
01:01:41michelangelo
01:01:42you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:45it's no wonder amelia was so uptight with that
01:01:46she gets it from you
01:01:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:51you started
01:01:52why don't we all just calm down
01:02:01betsy's just looking out for maria's interests
01:02:03no she's alone and miserable
01:02:06and trying to drag you down with her
01:02:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:02:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:11you're the horniest bastard of beverly hills
01:02:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister hack
01:02:17you know what
01:02:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:19that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:21but it doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:30not to me
01:02:31you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:33i don't like this side of you
01:02:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:37but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:39you told her
01:02:40she's my sister
01:02:42i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:44oh is that all i am to you
01:02:46a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:48it's not what i meant
01:02:50it came out wrong earlier
01:02:51i love you
01:02:53you love me
01:02:55don't listen to me
01:02:57he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:58shut the fuck up
01:02:59you know what
01:03:01maybe she was right
01:03:02i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:03:04it's over
01:03:04we need to get out of here
01:03:12i think
01:03:13many true crime documentaries on netflix know what happens when you tell red people secrets
01:03:17amelia
01:03:22i know this is hard to hear
01:03:24but
01:03:26you did the right thing
01:03:28you do so much better than him
01:03:30yeah
01:03:32but he isn't a monster
01:03:34shouldn't have said that
01:03:36we can talk about it on the road
01:03:38get packing
01:03:39and
01:03:40if we leave now
01:03:41we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:42lay low for a bit
01:03:43mexico
01:03:44or
01:03:45canada
01:03:45whatever
01:03:46it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:48by
01:03:49the dino livinos
01:03:50don't worry
01:03:52i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:55i mean
01:03:55i only told you about the contract
01:03:58it's not like i told the media
01:03:59you don't know that
01:04:01we're
01:04:03liabilities
01:04:04lose ends
01:04:05you should listen to what you kind of podcast
01:04:07get rid of that thing
01:04:13they could be tracking us right now
01:04:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex yesterday
01:04:20see
01:04:22he could have a sniper on us
01:04:25it's romulus
01:04:29hey romulus
01:04:31what
01:04:32what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:35you came
01:04:48against my better judgment
01:04:51i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:54i've just been busy
01:04:56but
01:04:56it's over with now
01:04:59you should
01:05:01punish me for sharing
01:05:03you make me sick
01:05:06i make me sick
01:05:08nice
01:05:17nice underwear
01:05:19it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:22okay
01:05:27let's get this over with
01:05:29is that all you have to say
01:05:33do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:36i'm
01:05:37sorry
01:05:38chantel
01:05:40i thought i wanted this
01:05:43but i don't
01:05:45i'm not the star that i used to be
01:05:52melia broke up with me
01:05:54it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:06:01never in a million years i think i'd fall for dog work but here i am fucking devastated
01:06:08and all i wish i could take back how i acted
01:06:12i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:15there
01:06:19melia
01:06:24melia
01:06:25oh
01:06:26hi dad
01:06:27gucci's gone
01:06:30i'll be right there
01:06:32romulus
01:06:41oh
01:06:42oh
01:06:43well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:47we were practically in the house in the office and he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:52i've been pulling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:55well we can help you find him
01:06:58yeah
01:06:59right
01:07:00oh
01:07:01good thanks
01:07:03good
01:07:03gucci
01:07:04this better not be a trap
01:07:06just come on
01:07:08gucci
01:07:11gucci
01:07:12gucci
01:07:13hey
01:07:13where's michael angelo
01:07:14huh
01:07:15i thought you were both together why is he here with you
01:07:17oh um
01:07:19he's
01:07:19sorry i'm late dad
01:07:21where were you
01:07:22i had to stop a late night delivery of macellones
01:07:25gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:27this doesn't bring me out of hiding
01:07:29nothing will
01:07:30smart move dude
01:07:32here ladies
01:07:33take a piece of prosciutto here
01:07:35that's it
01:07:36melia
01:07:41gucci
01:07:52we've been looking for him all night long
01:08:02we're not gonna find him
01:08:06don't give up dad
01:08:06he's just
01:08:07off having a little adventure
01:08:08keep looking
01:08:09he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:10see
01:08:12they're all gonna kill us
01:08:14i do have to admit though
01:08:16i didn't expect to see the side of him
01:08:18he's really
01:08:20there for his dad
01:08:21he's dad's dog
01:08:23so you approve now
01:08:26they didn't say that
01:08:27gucci
01:08:31gucci
01:08:34my boy's back
01:08:36oh
01:08:37okay
01:08:44okay
01:08:45i'm
01:08:46i'm
01:08:46a little closer
01:08:48to approving
01:08:49i
01:08:53might
01:08:56have
01:08:58possibly
01:08:59mistrust you
01:09:01a little
01:09:03it's okay
01:09:05most of
01:09:06what the tabloids publish
01:09:07is true
01:09:07they just
01:09:08leave out
01:09:09part of the story
01:09:10media
01:09:11can we talk
01:09:13please
01:09:17media
01:09:21can we talk
01:09:23please
01:09:25okay
01:09:27media
01:09:36i'm
01:09:37sorry
01:09:38about earlier
01:09:39tonight
01:09:39i shouldn't have
01:09:42attacked your sister
01:09:42and i shouldn't have
01:09:44blown up
01:09:44that you have
01:09:44mentioned the contract
01:09:45i hope that you know
01:09:50you mean so much more to me
01:09:51than just
01:09:52a business agreement
01:09:53thanks for saying that
01:09:56i need to hear that
01:09:59and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:10:03you're not one
01:10:05i'm still learning new things about you
01:10:08most of them are good
01:10:10i'm happy we sat in contact
01:10:14i'm not
01:10:16you're not
01:10:19what do you mean
01:10:20i mean this
01:10:24might sound crazy but
01:10:26i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:29and i don't want
01:10:31some silly piece of paper
01:10:32or to be the reason that we stayed
01:10:34together
01:10:34i want to know that our love is real
01:10:37dad
01:10:41what is
01:10:42i want to cancel the contract
01:10:45between me and amelia
01:10:46why son
01:10:48because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:51and not because of some
01:10:54legal obligation
01:10:56but because she wants to
01:10:59consider our contracts null and void
01:11:07amelia
01:11:14amelia
01:11:14will you marry me
01:11:20will you marry me
01:11:24yes
01:11:27i'll marry you
01:11:29you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:46and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:49look at me
01:11:51i'm dribbling like a roman aqueduct
01:11:53all right
01:11:56all right you do
01:11:57that's enough
01:11:58all right
01:11:58we spent this whole night together
01:12:00come in front of my place
01:12:02all right
01:12:02we'll have a nice breakfast
01:12:04in italian style
01:12:05hopefully it's not
01:12:07too rich for you
01:12:08i think i can get used to it
01:12:10and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:13all right
01:12:13i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:15especially cold play
01:12:18we're not getting cold play dad
01:12:20it's worth a try
01:12:38and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:49michael angela
01:12:50amelia
01:12:54even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:59we're perfect together
01:13:01i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:13:06and not just about dogs
01:13:08i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:13i'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:20as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:24and in return i promise to be patient and loving husband
01:13:32as you turn our backyard into the dog you take care you've always dreamed of
01:13:36i
01:13:38um
01:13:40amelia you're
01:13:42the only thing better
01:13:44than free underwear
01:13:45i love you so much
01:13:48i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:58but here we are
01:14:00michelangelo
01:14:02you've helped me come out of my shell
01:14:04and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:14:06something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:14:09and although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:16it feels like a lifetime
01:14:18in a good way
01:14:19i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:22ti amo michelangelo
01:14:23and i love you
01:14:24with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:28and the city of beverly hills
01:14:29i now pronounce you husband
01:14:31and wife
01:14:32you may kiss your bride
01:14:34thanks
01:14:43i'm betsy
01:14:45i'm maria's sister
01:14:47i'm dick
01:14:48another dog walker
01:14:50it's crazy
01:14:52you know giving my sister
01:14:53but i'm a little more of a cat person
01:14:56me too
01:14:57strong faith
01:15:01class family
01:15:03choosing love
01:15:07it's a tragedy
01:15:08people
01:15:16all
01:15:17well
01:15:19for
01:15:20that
01:15:20too
01:15:21for
01:15:22that
01:15:22in
01:15:23human
01:15:23so
01:15:25you
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